President Trump Tangles with Foreign Leaders: The Daily Show

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  • Straining relationships with key U.S. allies, President Trump threatens to invade Mexico and hangs up on the prime minister of Australia after a heated phone call.
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  • @CLRaider
    @CLRaider Před 7 lety +1271

    he got upset because he didn't get nap time? this is the same guy who question Hillary "stamina" WTF i'm done....I am so done.....

    • @ghostmobiil
      @ghostmobiil Před 7 lety +37

      lol it's like college students barely get nap time and they still function alright.

    • @CLRaider
      @CLRaider Před 7 lety +11

      i'm one of those people that get one hour of sleep and wake up fine. sure that's not healthy but I can't sleep for 5-8 hours. my body is not program that way.

    • @DirkAustin
      @DirkAustin Před 7 lety +36

      He is also a illiterate who cant read or write apparently. I thought the US requires experience in politics for presidents but i guess i was wrong. Even i would make a better president...

    • @CLRaider
      @CLRaider Před 7 lety +7

      @Sarah I thought so too. and if you decide to run, you got my vote. anyone is better than Donald. my dog can run this country better than Donald can.

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel Před 7 lety +23

      Well, his supporters actually _wanted_ someone not experienced in politics (drain the swamp). I don't get it - I wouldn't let a taxi driver perform a heart transplant (no insult to taxi drivers intended). I actually want someone who know at least a bit about the job he has to do.

  • @lookattheflowers969
    @lookattheflowers969 Před 7 lety +1118

    The queen is too good for trump. We don't want him here

    • @aydataha6564
      @aydataha6564 Před 7 lety +8

      Perdunn long live the queeeeeen!

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos Před 7 lety +29

      I have heard that technically if the queen killed trump...no one could convict her because it's her justice...
      ..is he sure he wants to meet her?
      We are sorry he is visiting. Maybe someday we'll figure out how to house train him before sending him to foreign nations, but ..apologies in the meantime!

    • @Sandirah
      @Sandirah Před 7 lety +25

      Perdunn - the random dog shit I occasionally step on is too good for Trump

    • @mulgaretreat
      @mulgaretreat Před 7 lety

      AmaranteStryfe that was a spoof article

    • @itscris1973
      @itscris1973 Před 7 lety +15

      Roland Deschain Actually, Britain's taxes go down by like 2% each year thanks to the Queen.

  • @awithers7
    @awithers7 Před 7 lety +972

    We are fucked. Oh my god, I can't believe this happened.
    The founding fathers are rolling in their graves.

    • @irishdivajeffries6668
      @irishdivajeffries6668 Před 7 lety +18

      Aaron Withers Honestly I would believe it if they came back from the dead to school that Orangutan!

    • @mopunkscene
      @mopunkscene Před 7 lety +61

      Sir, please do not insult Orangutans! They are a highly inteligent species. Thank you.

    • @hf6885
      @hf6885 Před 7 lety +12

      Mopunkscene thanks you just made my day^^

    • @Argysh
      @Argysh Před 7 lety +7

      attach an electric generator and it sounds like a possible renewable energy source

    • @scott2724
      @scott2724 Před 7 lety +8

      GladkyAndrey other leaders are being careful and diplomatic....Can you blame them?

  • @feconway
    @feconway Před 7 lety +2002

    Its hard being half American:
    - gets called a terrorist by americans
    - gets blamed for trump by foreign friends
    edit: wtf i wrote this in middle school just trying to be relatable, please stop liking this.

  • @patriciaa4451
    @patriciaa4451 Před 7 lety +758

    I've never been more glad to not be American.

    • @gina333
      @gina333 Před 7 lety +50

      Patricia A I was going to move to America, not anymore.

    • @bluespellmaster8592
      @bluespellmaster8592 Před 7 lety +25

      Patricia A a few years ago I would have said you're missing out

    • @DirkAustin
      @DirkAustin Před 7 lety +13

      Sadly i have to agree. I wanna move there after Trumps regime is gone.

    • @isorokudono
      @isorokudono Před 7 lety +3

      Trust me PAT we are too. I assure you.

    • @shannonodell4087
      @shannonodell4087 Před 7 lety +24

      I live in Texas so I'm surrounded by Trump supporters all the time😫 they follow him like a cult and will defend literally anything he does

  • @gamerN77
    @gamerN77 Před 7 lety +1914

    This show is slowly but surely becoming one of my absolute favourites. The jokes are impecibally well crafted and executed!

    • @blueblade6174
      @blueblade6174 Před 7 lety +26

      overTIMe the jokes are as clever as they are true.

    • @stoph6881
      @stoph6881 Před 7 lety +2

      what else do you watch that is good aswell ?

    • @ReachSkyla
      @ReachSkyla Před 7 lety +34

      Trevor has nailed it since Stewart left. I'm so glad the daily show is still around-we need it.

    • @TheRN27
      @TheRN27 Před 7 lety +14

      Colbert, Trevor and Seth Meyers .... TOP 3

    • @isorokudono
      @isorokudono Před 7 lety +3

      You do realize you're getting news and opinion from someone who is not even that great of a comedian? Joke stealing and I'm a black guy y'all.

  • @XboxTechJunky
    @XboxTechJunky Před 7 lety +647

    He picked a fight with Australia..... how do you do that????? What next??? Canada?

    • @rising593
      @rising593 Před 7 lety +54

      Halo Evolved nope, next up: Antarctica

    • @TorianTammas
      @TorianTammas Před 7 lety +43

      Halo Evolved - Next Trump will pick a fight with the Aliens who landed in Roswell.

    • @benjaminbaker85
      @benjaminbaker85 Před 7 lety +30

      Halo Evolved Apparently, yes. Two months later, but...yes.

    • @greenfingernaildirt356
      @greenfingernaildirt356 Před 7 lety +10

      Halo Evolved I bet he can find a way to start a War with antarctica

    • @chucku00
      @chucku00 Před 6 lety

      Word.

  • @louisanna30
    @louisanna30 Před 7 lety +449

    Didn't Trump questioned Hillary's ability to work long hours and now he is using fatigue as an excuse!

    • @teresah.6696
      @teresah.6696 Před 7 lety +25

      louisanna30 ..... lol, EXACTLY, DT mentioned that a couple of times on the campaign trail and during the Debate, now look who needs his burp and a nap.

    • @sw-jy1hh
      @sw-jy1hh Před 7 lety +9

      louisanna30 wow. You're right.

  • @atomicgiraffe250
    @atomicgiraffe250 Před 7 lety +3553

    Trump could probably find a way to start war with Antarctica

    • @borisklyukin3119
      @borisklyukin3119 Před 7 lety +49

      technically he could start a world war by nuking the plant seed bank in antarctica aka Svalbard Global Seed Vault.

    • @insanetxartist
      @insanetxartist Před 7 lety +81

      Sssssshhhhh! Don't give him ideas! He'll think that giant iceberg about to break loose up there thanks to climate change is an aggressive attack by making the oceans rise! :-p

    • @atomicgiraffe250
      @atomicgiraffe250 Před 7 lety +58

      Svalbard is in Norway, not Antarctica.
      But he'll probably manage to piss off Norway nonetheless

    • @lemonhscott7667
      @lemonhscott7667 Před 7 lety +28

      AtomicGiraffe he already did by choosing an oil exec to head the EPA.

    • @oLawlieto
      @oLawlieto Před 7 lety +8

      +Boris Klyukin Just so you know, Svalbard is in the Arctic region not Antarctica.
      Arctic = North Pole, Antarctica = South Pole.
      Arctic = Polarbears, Antarctica = Penguins.
      Learn some geography please..

  • @seanjokela
    @seanjokela Před 7 lety +457

    It's a sad day when comedians use more logic than leaders. Ironically, it was the same day when leaders forgot what comedic timing is.

    • @MultiMolly21
      @MultiMolly21 Před 5 lety +2

      That's why there should be a national Jester among the Cabinet posts, no?

  • @marinaroseman4430
    @marinaroseman4430 Před 7 lety +336

    Noah's comment on US spring breakers bringing drugs, rapists, and "some great people" to Mexico is nothing short of brilliant.

    • @roberthsa9475
      @roberthsa9475 Před 6 lety +6

      and true by the way

    • @kdot7175
      @kdot7175 Před 6 lety +14

      I just got back from Cancun, Mexico and let me tell you, Trevor’s statement is 100% true

  • @pforgottonsoul
    @pforgottonsoul Před 7 lety +645

    sometimes it's not even the politics of trump that piss me off, it's that the man is incompetent as not only a president but as an adult human being.

    • @Yonnie2436
      @Yonnie2436 Před 6 lety +7

      patrick watkins I agree with you

    • @acenanu121
      @acenanu121 Před 6 lety +6

      WORD.

    • @sea_triscuit7980
      @sea_triscuit7980 Před 6 lety +4

      patrick watkins yet the electoral college gave him the presidency to further their agenda of intolerance and arrogance

    • @duncanwalker7380
      @duncanwalker7380 Před 5 lety +1

      I guess that's why he owns a $100 million plane

    • @nitinkataria6030
      @nitinkataria6030 Před 5 lety

      But he is kicking ass and US is thriving in every damn sphere. Only black people and the Hispanics hate him. US belongs to the white people more than anybody else. The only issue with Trump is that he forgets to butter his words like all assholes like Obama the asshole or the two Bushs the Anti-Iraq but ex-Arab employees did. Trump is a great president. See where the dollar is right now if you understand what I mean.

  • @karandex
    @karandex Před 7 lety +620

    We Indians are just eating popcorn.

    • @youfoundisaac
      @youfoundisaac Před 7 lety +17

      Karan Chaphekar Indian Indians, or Native American Indians?

    • @aydataha6564
      @aydataha6564 Před 7 lety +5

      Karan Chaphekar Karan... hahaha..... really... cheese or caramel?

    • @YaritzellDeLioncourt
      @YaritzellDeLioncourt Před 7 lety +37

      as a mexican a can say, we're just eating tacos hahaha

    • @isorokudono
      @isorokudono Před 7 lety

      HAHAHAHA You're waiting on line by the hundred thousand to get a job with Apple or Amazon. AMERICA KEEPS YOUR COUNTRY FLUSH IN CARDBOARD BECAUSE YOU DO NOT RECYCLE. I bet your popcorn is full of Leprosy.

    • @munkybiz6737
      @munkybiz6737 Před 7 lety +8

      Karan Chaphekar
      Yeah. As long as your PM Modi has his head way up Trump's orange flabby arse you have nothing to fear.

  • @Nightsu
    @Nightsu Před 7 lety +923

    Wait are people still defending Trump, just wondering?

    • @cji3516
      @cji3516 Před 7 lety +90

      well you know that it is a alternative fact that all true Americans love and still support trump

    • @spookwagen2079
      @spookwagen2079 Před 7 lety

      Nvghts because he is our president!

    • @lazyperfectionist1
      @lazyperfectionist1 Před 7 lety

      Well, sure. Every president gets a honeymoon period. This effect spares no one; not even Trump.

    • @ricechido1089
      @ricechido1089 Před 7 lety +2

      Because trump is that amazing. Even though he won't give us jobs. Still he is amazing

    • @lillililli1726
      @lillililli1726 Před 7 lety +12

      Spookwagen Are u so CV STUPID... now that he is "the President"doesn't give him the right to unsalted​ the world 😤

  • @supersaumon1631
    @supersaumon1631 Před 7 lety +431

    this Noah guy is the funniest late night host by far, better than his predecessor even. i don't laugh easily but every video of his cracks me up!

    • @supersaumon1631
      @supersaumon1631 Před 7 lety +19

      thanks for your input, it's obvious that you're so cool and edgy.

    • @TheReapr
      @TheReapr Před 7 lety +22

      @Cupash
      It's not the funny that gets me watching them...it's their level of intelligence on political matters. In that regard I have always thought Stewart was top but Noah is definitely someone I consider to be in the same class as Stewart.

    • @kellyberesfordcole294
      @kellyberesfordcole294 Před 7 lety +2

      Super Saumon I knew I love this funny funny guy

    • @vyperspit
      @vyperspit Před 6 lety +3

      With Trumpty Dumpty as president of the United States, we need as much humor as possible.

    • @weirdhails3802
      @weirdhails3802 Před 6 lety +2

      He is also a stand up comedian. You wanna be rendered a laughing barely breathing mess, you should check them out 😆

  • @lillbrand7844
    @lillbrand7844 Před 7 lety +39

    1250 refugees? So few? For a big country as the USA... 2015 we got almost 163 000 refugees, 39 000 in October. We barely had enough shelter for them and people opened their homes so they wouldn't have to sleep outside. I do not see why it is such a big problem for you to welcome 1250 refugees.

  • @crepperwlp
    @crepperwlp Před 7 lety +459

    Can you guys, please, do something about your president?

    • @bluespellmaster8592
      @bluespellmaster8592 Před 7 lety +29

      Wlp Crepper the system prevents us from impeaching him unless he breaks a law which he has not yet done because he can influence the laws heavily.

    • @cji3516
      @cji3516 Před 7 lety +43

      I vote for a time out for toddler trump

    • @BusoRockin1000
      @BusoRockin1000 Před 7 lety +19

      Nope, he is home free for four years, because we thought that enforced term length was a good idea, and the only other way to get rid of Trump requires Republicans who are either afraid of him or agree with him to fight back.

    • @MisMediator
      @MisMediator Před 7 lety +10

      Wlp Crepper sadly, white people will endure anything if they believe he'll make this country white again. sorry mates.

    • @crepperwlp
      @crepperwlp Před 7 lety +16

      MisMediator C'mon. "white people"?
      I think the fault is of the stupid ones.

  • @ablazewm4065
    @ablazewm4065 Před 7 lety +169

    I can't believe all this shit is going down after only like just over a week of Trump being president

    • @geezymoney3729
      @geezymoney3729 Před 7 lety +6

      ABlazeWM People bitched about Hillary and WW3 but I rather have someone who had experience and go to war than having a 70 year old man child and go to war. This is ridiculous.

    • @spookwagen2079
      @spookwagen2079 Před 7 lety

      Gary Allen SO YOU WOULD FUCKING DIE THAN HAVE TRUMP. YOU LIBERALS ARE DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT...

    • @geezymoney3729
      @geezymoney3729 Před 7 lety +7

      Spookwagen You are fucking in denial. People voted for Trump because he didn't want war. Now him "putting Iran on notice." Him wanting to send troops to Mexico. And breaking ties with Australia is threatening. You Cuckservatives were desperate to have a dumbass as the president you got what you want now you're going to pay for it.

    • @spookwagen2079
      @spookwagen2079 Před 7 lety

      Gary Allen if those things did start war, the countries would be wiped swiftly with the help of Russia.

    • @spookwagen2079
      @spookwagen2079 Před 7 lety

      ***** your evidence? Putin has said himself in conferences that he will form relations with america and aid them.

  • @marcoseiler9132
    @marcoseiler9132 Před 7 lety +284

    I should be Top comment, because i am german so i invested german time in wrtiting this comment. What makes it extra valuable.

    • @squiffyclips1991
      @squiffyclips1991 Před 4 lety +21

      @@RedButtonTV1 I am Swiss and I spent my precious time reading irrelevant comments. And now I even write one,.. damn it!

    • @dfvsmaster
      @dfvsmaster Před 4 lety +1

      Me too. I am german and I like this show!

  • @marietaylor5174
    @marietaylor5174 Před 7 lety +130

    The world is laughing at the american so-called leader. And it is completely justified.

  • @Rileykard
    @Rileykard Před 7 lety +234

    It's amazing when "Fallout" looks more like the future than just a videogame.

    • @iyantz8681
      @iyantz8681 Před 7 lety +7

      Is it bad if I Laughing at your comment?
      I hope its not true though... I haven't registered me and my family to the vault nearby

    • @williamcostigan91
      @williamcostigan91 Před 7 lety +11

      Iyant Z the damn Ghouls and Super Mutants coming into NCR land. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists; and some I assume are good people.

    • @spencerzumwalt8957
      @spencerzumwalt8957 Před 7 lety +2

      Riley Kard For real. I had to play some last night to prepare myself for what the world might be like soon.

    • @williamcostigan91
      @williamcostigan91 Před 7 lety +12

      On the plus side, we definitely will have a lucrative career making mentats... God knows there will be plenty of customers in need of a intelligence boost.

    • @ibinrogers6763
      @ibinrogers6763 Před 7 lety +4

      William Costigan + Shots Fired!

  • @kidcaper007
    @kidcaper007 Před 7 lety +139

    German time = super precious

  • @Laney.R00
    @Laney.R00 Před 7 lety +47

    I knew he'd alienate our Allies... never thought it would be Australia of all countries. They're the most friendliest and calm people on the planet

    • @user-wickedflower
      @user-wickedflower Před 4 lety +4

      Feathered Filly apart from us in kiwi land.....he upset our lovely PM Jacinda by the way

  • @nisha.n3472
    @nisha.n3472 Před 3 lety +24

    Bruh even I KNOW what the Geneva accords are and I’m 11.

    • @BrianKorth-nu7gw
      @BrianKorth-nu7gw Před 3 lety +2

      Do you realize that President Trump is a very bad example of an Americlean President?

  • @shadowdemon1375
    @shadowdemon1375 Před 7 lety +348

    "He was a little fatigued."
    Aww, was the president all tired out because he is actually having to do work and potentially just caused one of our allies trouble? Tough shit, Oompa Loompa. Don't fuck up our relations with allies because you needed your hourly nap.

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos Před 7 lety +17

      We did try to warn him that being the president was a lot of work didn't we?

    • @MissAfricanAmerican99
      @MissAfricanAmerican99 Před 7 lety +5

      AmaranteStryfe He didn't listen...

    • @cji3516
      @cji3516 Před 7 lety +23

      the irony - the man for the working-class people ...... in his first job

    • @eddielorentz8019
      @eddielorentz8019 Před 7 lety +9

      shadowdemon1375 "Tough Shit Oompa Loompa" LOL I will have to start saying that.

    • @queenofthorns6746
      @queenofthorns6746 Před 7 lety +19

      Trump doesn't like the fact that he has to actually work.

  • @BMoney8600
    @BMoney8600 Před 7 lety +37

    Why would we cut relations with Australia?! 😕

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos Před 7 lety +21

      Because Trump is an idiot?

    • @goblinwisdom
      @goblinwisdom Před 7 lety +8

      BMoney8600 show trump crocodile Dundee again, he will love Australia again.

    • @spookwagen2079
      @spookwagen2079 Před 7 lety

      BMoney8600 because Australia are useless

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel Před 7 lety +1

      _is_ useless. There's only one Australia, and please, don't confuse it with Austria.

    • @spookwagen2079
      @spookwagen2079 Před 7 lety

      FriedrichHerschel sorry, my mistake. I wasn't thinking.

  • @jt5452ohio
    @jt5452ohio Před 7 lety +20

    "........because he missed nap time!"
    Priceless!!!!!

  • @thelightningash
    @thelightningash Před 4 lety +29

    I would love to laugh at those people who took Obama for granted

  • @jeffghant4760
    @jeffghant4760 Před 7 lety +137

    This Trump show is getting better every week. I can't wait for the series finale. I hear someone's getting impeached but I don't want to spoil it.

    • @Mayurbhedru
      @Mayurbhedru Před 7 lety

      jeff ghant or may be bombed

    • @Nova-uq9nw
      @Nova-uq9nw Před 7 lety

      jeff ghant More like a race will be extinct.

    • @Argysh
      @Argysh Před 7 lety

      @Mayur Bhedru, thankfully it's an AAA production. With that budget, we can get both!

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 Před 7 lety +14

      NO NO NO NO STOP no spoilers dammit

  • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723

    Why does everyone hate immigrants and refugees?

    • @MsGrapeNehi
      @MsGrapeNehi Před 7 lety +47

      "Everyone" doesn't. Only white nationalists who are convinced that their race is the only one that deserves to live in their country.

    • @VRTheNiceGuys
      @VRTheNiceGuys Před 7 lety +7

      That's racist. As if white people are the only people that hate immigrants and refugees. Because what? Black people cannot be racists ? This white people bashing has got to stop. Plenty of black people voted for Trump.

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan Před 7 lety +2

      Ionlymadethistoleavecoments They're sexier than I am

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan Před 7 lety +9

      Nice Guys Yeah, a whole less than 10% of eligible voters of that race

    • @insanetxartist
      @insanetxartist Před 7 lety +24

      It's not even "their" country. Other people were living here well before the good ol' white boy network arrived. :-p

  • @TheWillOffD
    @TheWillOffD Před 7 lety +53

    We tried warning you people but you were mad over a couple emails

    • @prmr619
      @prmr619 Před 5 lety +3

      Can we stop acting like the emails aren't a big issue. This whole election was Hillary's fault. If you read the emails you know that Hillary and news outlets pushed to have trump given more air time because they thought trump was the easiest to beat. On top of that the DNC which was under the control of hillary cheated Bernie out of a primary victory. The DNC chose someone that gets booed when she takes the stage over the person that gets a 5 min standing ovation. They handed trump the victory.

  • @coffeesloth5385
    @coffeesloth5385 Před 7 lety +42

    I didn't like Trevor Noah at first, but I've really grown to like him.

  • @pprophet
    @pprophet Před 7 lety +64

    "Bad hambres down there"
    Bad hungers down there?

    • @GreekDudeYiannis
      @GreekDudeYiannis Před 7 lety +28

      Bad hungers for some fajitas. He wants to invade Mexico for the food.

    • @Melkac
      @Melkac Před 7 lety +2

      +GreekDudeYiannis Well it'd certainly be an step up from american cuisine. If such a thing even exists.

    • @Dorian_sapiens
      @Dorian_sapiens Před 7 lety +1

      *+Unshaved Malevolence* I gotta disagree with you there-at least with the insinuation that it doesn't exist. (Ones preferences are ones own prerogative!)

    • @obito101man5
      @obito101man5 Před 7 lety

      Exkaliber does trump want to end world hunger? actually thats a good idea

  • @LisaMichele
    @LisaMichele Před 7 lety +153

    Noah, Samantha, Steven, Seth & Alec are getting me through this!!

    • @BBS906
      @BBS906 Před 7 lety

      LA Fresh Life dafuq

    • @iyantz8681
      @iyantz8681 Před 7 lety

      I knew the rest but, who is Alec?

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan Před 7 lety +2

      Prepare yourself next Saturday...

    • @emyf9197
      @emyf9197 Před 7 lety +4

      LA Fresh Life seth has literally stepped up his game n Im so enjoying him. I so hope he could bring Stefon as his political correspondent that would be so gold!!

    • @iBelieveEverythingiSeeOnYoutub
      @iBelieveEverythingiSeeOnYoutub Před 7 lety

      who's Alec??

  • @rising593
    @rising593 Před 7 lety +74

    When Angela Merkel has to school Trump on how to be a president....

  • @neverjudge3279
    @neverjudge3279 Před 7 lety +62

    I swear Trump makes Bush look smart.

  • @Synonymous277
    @Synonymous277 Před 7 lety +33

    Trump throwing a reporter out of a presidential press conference for being foreign and then a Trump Aid telling the reporter to get out of his country is disgusting.

    • @IndengiousGoth
      @IndengiousGoth Před 7 lety +15

      Carl Cremona Yep it was inhumane. Don't worry soon Trump, his administration and his followers are going to get their comeuppance .

  • @LakerTriangle
    @LakerTriangle Před 7 lety +86

    At 2:14 ...Bruh! Way to bring that back around.

    • @RandyRhoadsRules3
      @RandyRhoadsRules3 Před 7 lety +27

      RdyPlyOne that was amazing. Trevor Noah is the man.

    • @isorokudono
      @isorokudono Před 7 lety

      Trevor wont be here when his visa is gone. ;)

    • @itscris1973
      @itscris1973 Před 7 lety

      Roland Deschain What makes you think he wants to be there? He's already a successful comedian, he could give the show to someone else and nothing would change.

    • @BillM1960
      @BillM1960 Před 7 lety +1

      Roland Deschain I hope not, he ruined the Daily Show. Unfunny.

  • @molexer8756
    @molexer8756 Před 7 lety +7

    I love you shows. Humor is great! I want to thank my service men and women who, in this political turmoil, stand strong, brave, and loyal.

  • @Lugmillord
    @Lugmillord Před 7 lety +8

    Yep, German time requires 90 seconds per minute. I remember my math teacher from 11th grade who somehow managed to stuff 120 minutes of material into a 45 minute lesson.

  • @ethanparada6327
    @ethanparada6327 Před 7 lety +35

    this is a nightmare how have we fallen so deep into his world.

    • @williamgibson3862
      @williamgibson3862 Před 7 lety +3

      Ethan Parada. The stupid people voted for him thinking he was thier saver

    • @ethanparada6327
      @ethanparada6327 Před 7 lety +3

      William I'm with you in that to me he was already a tyrant like Mussolini. I feel very afraid with what will happen now.

  • @metoo5908
    @metoo5908 Před 7 lety +136

    Man. This is cool.
    I have a suggestion. Give Trump a mirror and see if he picks a fight with the person inside that mirror, like my cat did last week!

    • @Nova-uq9nw
      @Nova-uq9nw Před 7 lety +10

      Me Too Nah, that's the only person he cares about.

    • @metoo5908
      @metoo5908 Před 7 lety +3

      The Arceus Nova.
      You are 100% correct.😃😃😃

    • @spookwagen2079
      @spookwagen2079 Před 7 lety +1

      The Arceus Nova that's true, he represents america, and he cares for America

    • @Nova-uq9nw
      @Nova-uq9nw Před 7 lety +3

      Spookwagen Funny joke there pal. What I meant was, the only person Rump cares about is himself.

    • @steh8831
      @steh8831 Před 7 lety +2

      The Arceus Nova - true. I don't think that spookwagon is aware (of much of anything) that one of Trump's major character flaws is narcissism.

  • @sammyy9223
    @sammyy9223 Před 7 lety +405

    Eh, since it gets Trump supporters so mad ... #notmypresident
    (Be warned: I will NOT respond to all your stupid comments. I will merely sit back and laugh lololol) #notdowntoyourlevel

    • @keenanfiedler6491
      @keenanfiedler6491 Před 7 lety +51

      That moment when no one replies

    • @Helpmereachfollowersonmyfacebo
      @Helpmereachfollowersonmyfacebo Před 7 lety +24

      the journey is long #notmypresident

    • @lynnmartz8739
      @lynnmartz8739 Před 7 lety +11

      Unfortunately, he is our President. Because half the electorate sat it out. He will test the Constitution, but I have faith that what the Founding Fathers hammered out in Philadelphia in the summer of 1787 will stand up to him. Now, if only he doesn't cause any real damage before the checks and balances rein him in...

    • @madinina90504
      @madinina90504 Před 7 lety

      Lynn Martz n

    • @vladimarputin4539
      @vladimarputin4539 Před 7 lety +3

      Suicide is...
      *BADASS*

  • @ellenspear7368
    @ellenspear7368 Před 7 lety +6

    Hearts, Trevor. Keep making us laugh, saving us from potential heart attacks.

  • @skippykipper101
    @skippykipper101 Před 7 lety +67

    Is no one gonna call out him continuing to use "hambre" (hunger) instead of "hombre" (man)? It's such an easy joke and no one goes for it

    • @syanide27
      @syanide27 Před 7 lety

      skippykipper101 lol yeah

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos Před 7 lety +19

      No we aren't. We're just going to laugh quietly and let him keep doing it.
      Like when I was driving a school bus and someone thought he was insulting someone in spanish..calling them pencil sharpener. I told our kids that spoke spanish to never tell him what he was really saying. Let them make fools of themselves.

    • @cidevant002
      @cidevant002 Před 7 lety

      ,

    • @errorloadinginformation5429
      @errorloadinginformation5429 Před 7 lety +2

      skippykipper101 well I've lost every shred of human decency because I read harambe the first few times lol.

  • @Theomurray9
    @Theomurray9 Před 7 lety +37

    It's been 2 weeks 🙄 .......it feels like forever

    • @Theomurray9
      @Theomurray9 Před 7 lety +14

      In France his been in the news every day it's getting annoying

  • @variansloth
    @variansloth Před 7 lety +32

    And somehow people still think this was the lesser of the two evils. We'll be in some kind of war, whether it's a world one or civil one, at this rate.

  • @nadimmiakhil
    @nadimmiakhil Před 7 lety +24

    Man this show is awesome!
    Greetings from germany.
    #WeFeelWithYou / subed.

  • @subswithNovideos-ey9fx
    @subswithNovideos-ey9fx Před 7 lety +20

    Trump saying bad hombres has to be one of the funniest things I have ever heard haha

  • @azofeclipse
    @azofeclipse Před 7 lety +61

    ...Did Trump ever grow up?

    • @IndengiousGoth
      @IndengiousGoth Před 7 lety +12

      Elisha E I don't think he ever matured past 12 years old.

    • @insanetxartist
      @insanetxartist Před 7 lety +13

      12? I'd say 3 at best. He has tantrums like a 3 year old. I expect any time to have the phrase "big meanies" show up in one of his tweets. LOL

    • @Quantumwolf45
      @Quantumwolf45 Před 7 lety

      @Elisha E) What AragonKillswitch said.

    • @700Penguin
      @700Penguin Před 7 lety +6

      He never needed to because of his family fortune.

    • @donaldderp1602
      @donaldderp1602 Před 7 lety

      He has one of the cleanest arseholes in the West, it's the sheeple who protect these privileged lunatics, you love corporate capitalism.

  • @historynerd1925
    @historynerd1925 Před 4 lety +14

    Before you know it, he'll start wars with other planets claiming there are aliens who are illegal immigrants plotting to get into the U.S.

  • @Joostmhw
    @Joostmhw Před 3 lety +5

    "The gray cordi" best name ever I'm dying xD

    • @user-jy3zl2vp4b
      @user-jy3zl2vp4b Před 3 lety

      Hum...it's grey Corgi (breed of dog preferred by the queen)

  • @allybaket9807
    @allybaket9807 Před 7 lety +37

    Obama
    The glass was full
    Election
    The glass was half full
    Trump
    The glass is empty
    Soon there will not even be a glass

    • @UntamedDragon02
      @UntamedDragon02 Před 7 lety +19

      Ally Baket more like Trump: The glass is full of piss.

    • @Psychofuechschen
      @Psychofuechschen Před 7 lety +13

      the glass is full of "alternative facts"

    • @Garother
      @Garother Před 7 lety +1

      The glass is FAKE, not even a real glass. Important people, very important people said that. We bring a new great glass and we make the Mexicans pay for it.

    • @mdouse84
      @mdouse84 Před 7 lety

      haha that's good.

  • @okami5747
    @okami5747 Před 7 lety +59

    Hillary: if you vote for me I will make sure no one get cold.(lie) Trump: I WILL FCKING CURE CANCER!!!DAY ONE CURE CANCER!! Trump supporters be like: damn son this guy can cure cancer, vote for him! Trump now: IF YOU ALL ARE DEAD THEN CANCER IS CURED!

    • @NathanWubs
      @NathanWubs Před 7 lety +7

      Hillary lying and being crooked it way overblown and filled with false news ontop of false news on drama on purpose to begin with. Remember the fbi found nothing, after on purpose starting an investigation 11 days before the election. then again that shipment of america hats had maybe something to do with it.

    • @okami5747
      @okami5747 Před 7 lety +15

      The thing I don't understand is why people saying Hillary is a liar, it is true that all politicians lies, but to me Trump is giving false hope, and that is not politician level liar, that's a cult level liar.

    • @josuecito8018
      @josuecito8018 Před 7 lety

      Zhenyi Zhu what the fuck? Did you even read what you wrote? Or you just put all together in the translator?

    • @wenpatxczcvzcsfc
      @wenpatxczcvzcsfc Před 7 lety +2

      there is a double standard for trump

    • @jimmymcnulty9189
      @jimmymcnulty9189 Před 7 lety +1

      Zhenyi Zhu well if bernei sanders won this would not hv happened. Plus how shit do have to be to lose to a pussy grabbing war monger? this shows how shit hillary was, if u have a bad image do something to fucking correct it, what did she do? brand trump supporters as racists, homophobic, islamaphobic etc etc etc. You don't do that fuck's sake. Blame the trump supporters why? cause its easy to do so. Trump supporters, most of them were conservatives, so it was like team support for them, Some were those who hated liberals so they were like fk them, some thought non political background and money will not let this guy be a puppet so its a good decision. Some thought that this guy is stupid he can't do damage he is just a guy with nuke buttons that's all plus he is a businessman might do something good.

  • @outlawJosieFox
    @outlawJosieFox Před 7 lety +11

    If Trump comes to the UK we will all be there. I haven't been out on any kind of demo for years but my pals and I are already planning on a day out for a nice day long peaceful protest. We know that he is desperate for approval and we can't wait to show him how very much we disapprove. Should be great fun - bring it on Donald!!

  • @muhammadfariz62
    @muhammadfariz62 Před 7 lety +17

    Hey, Trevor! Your Trump's imitating is very good. I like it!

  • @lisaalex8529
    @lisaalex8529 Před 7 lety +8

    Hey Trevor,
    I love to spend my "German time" watching your show :P
    Greetings from Germany :)

  • @Nana-jl3en
    @Nana-jl3en Před 7 lety +8

    I'm Colombian and this is worrisome, we have pretty strong relations with the US, we are even on military support in case on war, but, we are sister nations with Mexico and this kind of behavior on the government's behalf is reprehensible to say the least. Those threats put most Latin America in a very difficult position

  • @aaabbasi97
    @aaabbasi97 Před 4 lety +4

    this video is still relevant today

  • @captainamerica3172
    @captainamerica3172 Před 4 lety +3

    I am embarrassed for America

  • @Hyplexity
    @Hyplexity Před 7 lety +76

    Ok I'm early. Hope everyone has a great day!

  • @aminaghemri5849
    @aminaghemri5849 Před 7 lety +13

    I just love this show

  • @RonWick010
    @RonWick010 Před 7 lety

    oh no! how could anybody ever see this coming?!?

  • @PlaybyRaine
    @PlaybyRaine Před 7 lety +4

    I WISH I was this eloquent and freaking great at delivering the point. He says the most scandalous and aggressive things but he still maintains that professional persons/ spotless image AKA can't see him as vulgar or sleazy. Amazing.

  • @Iam2flycam
    @Iam2flycam Před 7 lety +10

    NODAPL, Free the falsely arrested Water protectors!!

  • @bananatube6004
    @bananatube6004 Před 7 lety +7

    This feels like a bad dream. Everything about Trump, pardon the pun, is bananas.

  • @snotix2431
    @snotix2431 Před 7 lety

    Gracias

  • @paulws81paulws81
    @paulws81paulws81 Před 7 lety +8

    thumbs up for the WoW reference, and other obvious reasons.

  • @likedmyowncomment3547
    @likedmyowncomment3547 Před 7 lety +5

    Thank God I only live a mile from Canada.

  • @octoberboiy
    @octoberboiy Před 7 lety +4

    Oh come on... why Australia? Don't piss off one of our most dependable allies.

  • @charlieni645
    @charlieni645 Před 7 lety +6

    5:39 Am I the only one constantly gets distracted by Trump's hand gestures in that corner?

  • @tishardnatthaniel8047
    @tishardnatthaniel8047 Před 7 lety +3

    the more you see it the more you don't believe it

  • @kpmare
    @kpmare Před 7 lety +3

    Hey Trevor! Please cover the peaceful protests for justice in Romania and post the segment on CZcams. We need all the help we can get!

  • @abbygaye6094
    @abbygaye6094 Před 7 lety +4

    Can someone please get a leash for this man. One does not go around ruining relations without suffering serious consequences.

  • @amay2146
    @amay2146 Před 7 lety

    bedankt

  • @onigirikatze
    @onigirikatze Před 7 lety +4

    i love this show, it`s the best hybrid of news and satire, well done, i also liked this „swiss time, german time, hammer time“ and i am german.

  • @motley5371
    @motley5371 Před 7 lety +4

    America's kids - Alaska and Puerto Rico - are going to ask about what America's most embarrassing moment was.

  • @blmetal65
    @blmetal65 Před 7 lety

    The grey 'Corgi"..LOL. Good one.

  • @yepistole7419
    @yepistole7419 Před 7 lety

    thanks, good

  • @neena96leevina
    @neena96leevina Před 7 lety +4

    JUST When You Think He Can't Make Shit Worse He Actually Does Make It Worse.

    • @goblinwisdom
      @goblinwisdom Před 7 lety +1

      NEENA LEEVINA hold on tight i think he just said 'here, totally hold my non alcoholic beer... '

  • @kaspervisionz
    @kaspervisionz Před 7 lety +3

    Every time I see something on Trump, I remember that Bane line from that Batman movie "Now is not the time for fear.... That comes later"

  • @letrat7021
    @letrat7021 Před 7 lety +1

    "I've been to the outback steakhouse not impressed..." lmao XD

  • @Lavezzi19255
    @Lavezzi19255 Před 7 lety

    thanks bro

  • @kehindejolaiya5647
    @kehindejolaiya5647 Před 7 lety +3

    Trevor Noah love the show

  • @mdlsvensson
    @mdlsvensson Před 7 lety +49

    The greatest thing about this is that Liberals and Conservatives, to equal extent, created this monster. Cheers from Sweden!

    • @metafiction26
      @metafiction26 Před 7 lety +12

      Please...help me move to Sweden. The irony of it is, with how many countries Trump is going to fuck up relations with, I feel like Americans will actually need to seek refuge somewhere else--and no one will take us. It would only be fair.

    • @charlotte946
      @charlotte946 Před 7 lety +1

      metafiction26 u are so right. we would be afraid u start another trump movement

    • @davidskobe2662
      @davidskobe2662 Před 7 lety

      metafiction26 well tbf sweden is not that good either

    • @pontuslundgren2038
      @pontuslundgren2038 Před 7 lety +4

      How so Mr.Skobe?
      Imgur pictures with false statements about "Swedistan"? lmao
      Ironic how anyone that trashtalks Sweden is either foreign or an alt right voter.

    • @davidskobe2662
      @davidskobe2662 Před 7 lety

      Pontus Lundgren well I'm swedish myself

  • @pigcollege1641
    @pigcollege1641 Před 7 lety

    Thank goodness you are making light of a very dark situation. It is the only way I can deal with all of these emotions.

  • @fuadalqahtani8310
    @fuadalqahtani8310 Před 7 lety

    Alone good point

  • @Jem_Apple
    @Jem_Apple Před 7 lety +20

    Donald trump is such a great pers😂😂
    I can't even say that 😶
    He's just an orange in disguise 🍊

    • @itzbebop
      @itzbebop Před 7 lety +8

      2time_gamer dont insult oranges. oranges are actually good for you. hes more like what oranges look like a day after they pass through your digestive tract.

    • @Jem_Apple
      @Jem_Apple Před 7 lety +1

      itzbebop true 😂😂

    • @spookwagen2079
      @spookwagen2079 Před 7 lety

      2time_gamer fucking racist

    • @Jem_Apple
      @Jem_Apple Před 7 lety +2

      Spookwagen how is that racist 🤔😂

    • @spookwagen2079
      @spookwagen2079 Před 7 lety

      2time_gamer you're calling him an orange based off of his skin colour...

  • @rumpelpumpel7687
    @rumpelpumpel7687 Před 5 lety +3

    German time... extra precious
    Swiss time - german time - HAMMER TIME 😂

  • @angiebuckles7095
    @angiebuckles7095 Před 7 lety

    The gray corgi?? I am now traumatized. Lol.

  • @mirzaamar9955
    @mirzaamar9955 Před 7 lety

    excellent

  • @MisteRRYouTuby
    @MisteRRYouTuby Před 7 lety +6

    6:35 "[...] then maybe it's time for you to ask the question: IS Trump REALLY going to make America First, or is he just going to make America *ALONE?*" ~Trevor Noah 02.03.16

  • @bertemm9130
    @bertemm9130 Před 4 lety +3

    Let it me say from Germany Trevor - you made CZcams great again

  • @nickyg1541
    @nickyg1541 Před 7 lety

    This was perfect!!

  • @Enceladeans
    @Enceladeans Před 7 lety +26

    We should have voted for Hillary.

    • @NathanWubs
      @NathanWubs Před 7 lety +17

      most people did, he only won because of the electoral college with old fuddy duddy white people. A system that is so asinine backwards, that it gives way to much power to a small pool of people. (they are not obligated to even follow voting results, and more than once they have changed the electoral map so that their lobbied candidate can win.)

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan Před 7 lety +1

      *WE. DID.*

    • @aprilyear2011
      @aprilyear2011 Před 7 lety +1

      They're kind of the same. Pay-to-play positions for donors, connections to the most corrupt. America is clearly moving towards numbered days. Hopefully we get someone worth half a shit next election

  • @duket.8598
    @duket.8598 Před 7 lety +9

    Please Note: "Hambre" means hunger (i.e., Tengo Hambre = I am hungry for real facts). "Hombre" ("Yoga" Ohmm + Bray) means man (i.e., la ‘caída’ del hombre ya empieza con la bestia de la casa blanca). Aloha. Make it a great day.

  • @aq_jass
    @aq_jass Před 7 lety

    Awesome job

  • @nowshadk07
    @nowshadk07 Před 5 lety

    Trevor you are great!!!!

  • @whitehawk5
    @whitehawk5 Před 7 lety +3

    "There once existed a continent sized country called America" statement from future history textbook

  • @MrGrowslikeatree
    @MrGrowslikeatree Před 7 lety +7

    Trevor Noah gets better every year.