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Komentáře • 209

  • @Jumpymonkey1
    @Jumpymonkey1 Před měsícem +5766

    They violated that toy rat

    • @Galacticwolf_115
      @Galacticwolf_115 Před měsícem +36

      Then why does it keep coming back

    • @Nouilinator3000
      @Nouilinator3000 Před měsícem +13

      How do i found a video of him

    • @NiyaZXCVY
      @NiyaZXCVY Před měsícem +7

      Dang 1.3k likes and only 2 replies?
      That's crazy
      Well I guess it's 3 replies now tho

    • @WorstPersonEver...
      @WorstPersonEver... Před měsícem +1

      4 replies now 🧖‍♀️🫢💋🫦🍆🍑👏😤😮‍💨🤤😰😷🤰👶

    • @TreytonJohnson
      @TreytonJohnson Před měsícem +3

      ​@@Galacticwolf_115😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-hk2pe4yo5o
    @user-hk2pe4yo5o Před měsícem +4072

    Naw suzy ain't traumatized. My ears are traumatized 💀

    • @Manny73211
      @Manny73211 Před měsícem +17

      Fun fact: according to my teacher, the "twist" was where the thug shake came from.

    • @Gamerplays-scumbag
      @Gamerplays-scumbag Před měsícem

      Nah bro idk what you talking about neither of you are traumatized that damn rat is tho

    • @haleyvanneste4674
      @haleyvanneste4674 Před měsícem

      Literally

    • @Ddeanonthegame
      @Ddeanonthegame Před 26 dny

      Bru how

    • @XalioXantar
      @XalioXantar Před 6 dny

      @@Manny73211 THUG SHAKE 🫨 CAN MAKE THE EARTH QUAKE

  • @WorstPersonEver...
    @WorstPersonEver... Před měsícem +1118

    "I'm not dirty minded. I'm not dirty minded. I'm not dirty minded. oh shit I am..."

    • @JuelzJohnson-qb7hv
      @JuelzJohnson-qb7hv Před měsícem +16

      Most of us my brother most of us

    • @SHADOW999ONI
      @SHADOW999ONI Před 29 dny

      Hehehehehe welcome to the dark side oh hey you should join the bdsm community it’s full of all kinds of kink play

    • @bgbegachkata8827
      @bgbegachkata8827 Před 27 dny +7

      i didn't get it

    • @B7ABUNOO7
      @B7ABUNOO7 Před 24 dny

      ​​​@@bgbegachkata8827they did the need played hide and seek did tango play the sasouge and the peache and the most popular swear word hint
      The emoji is ❤🍆🍑👶
      It's the lowest mark in an exam without a - or a -

    • @PeteParry
      @PeteParry Před 20 dny +4

      I thought I wasn’t but I guess I am

  • @placeholder4119
    @placeholder4119 Před měsícem +393

    i was expecting him to say “I know”

  • @EzraBridger167
    @EzraBridger167 Před měsícem +893

    Australians would love the American south during summer

    • @butpookie
      @butpookie Před měsícem +8

      As a Texan, I mean, sure, yeah. The climate here’s a lot like Australia, I would assume (I’ve never been to Australia; correct me if I’m wrong)

    • @EzraBridger167
      @EzraBridger167 Před měsícem +6

      @butpookie neither have I, I'm from Arkansas myself. This comment wasn't even supposed to be this video lol, idk how it got so many likes. I just thought because of how varied and crazy their climate is they have that in common with the south

    • @killas6097
      @killas6097 Před měsícem +1

      ​@EzraBridger167 I'm from va and it's already like 90 degrees here

    • @kronik9317
      @kronik9317 Před měsícem +2

      @@butpookiei’ve never been to texas, but if it’s hot as fuck in the summer then yeah, it’s basically the same. only real exception i could think about would be queensland as it’s quite tropical, so it gets hot and humid

    • @butpookie
      @butpookie Před měsícem

      @@kronik9317 West Texas tends to be pretty dry, but East Texas sounds like Queensland: hot and humid. And yes, it’s hot as fuck during the summer, spring, fall, and sometimes even the winter. 💀

  • @GloomzyVR
    @GloomzyVR Před měsícem +162

    I think CZcams’s drunk again💀

  • @tammyfulkerson1293
    @tammyfulkerson1293 Před 22 dny +116

    Johnny got something even better

  • @danm6423
    @danm6423 Před 21 dnem +49

    Its always Johnny

  • @danthecreatorman7691
    @danthecreatorman7691 Před 21 dnem +26

    Cool
    here's a brownie recipe.
    Ingredients:
    - 1 cup of unsalted butter
    - 2 cups of granulated sugar
    - 4 large eggs
    - 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract
    - 1/2 cup of all purpose flour
    - 1/2 cup cocoa powder
    - 1/4 teaspoon of salt
    - 1 cup of chopped nuts or chocolate chips
    1. Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C) and grease a baking pan
    2. Melt 1 cup of butter and mix with 2 cups of sugar
    3. Add 4 eggs and one teaspoon of vanilla; mix well
    4. Sift in 1/2 cup flour , 1/2 cup cocoa, 1/4 teaspoon salt; stir
    5. Optional: add 1 cup of nuts of chocolate chips
    6. Pour into the pan and bake for 25 - 30 mins
    7. Cool completely, cut into squares and enjoy your brownies

  • @wavedsavage6873
    @wavedsavage6873 Před měsícem +350

    That's enough CZcams shorts for today

    • @pattycurthoys5864
      @pattycurthoys5864 Před měsícem

      *puts down phone* NOPE. JUST NOPE.

    • @Kingyodas
      @Kingyodas Před měsícem

      Used to be be my old profile lol

    • @AmityYang-gr9ps
      @AmityYang-gr9ps Před 27 dny

      thanks I really needed someone to tell me no. I've been scrolling for hours 😭

  • @Hunchohead785
    @Hunchohead785 Před 21 dnem +23

    The rat video😂😂

  • @Rapdaily-ev5bs
    @Rapdaily-ev5bs Před 22 dny +60

    Why y’all like to use Johnny

    • @lonewolf30
      @lonewolf30 Před 21 dnem +1

      Cause Johnny is a gangster 😏

  • @GAMING11321
    @GAMING11321 Před 23 dny +38

    That light almost blinded me

  • @kurtmaximus4133
    @kurtmaximus4133 Před měsícem +121

    The marker part just made it perfect

  • @whyme_clips
    @whyme_clips Před měsícem +11

    I mean...
    Twisting it in
    Screwing it in..

  • @Gmanja-d5101
    @Gmanja-d5101 Před 23 dny +68

    Bro unlike that comment about there being no cars in 1957….

  • @Nicky_Biggs
    @Nicky_Biggs Před 23 dny +38

    It’s obviously grease which takes place in the 50’s and has a characters named Susie and Johnny

  • @reticini7423
    @reticini7423 Před měsícem +17

    Bro sead "it's the year 1957" and then sead "weal go to a mall or a drive thru movie"😂😂😂💀

    • @SgtMclupus
      @SgtMclupus Před měsícem +1

      "said", not "sead" 🙄 "we"ll" not "weal"...

    • @Alexx15
      @Alexx15 Před měsícem +1

      malls and drive in movies existed in 1957…

    • @powercrash7411
      @powercrash7411 Před měsícem

      and were also highly popular then too as home movies were luxury items

  • @johnnyconley6753
    @johnnyconley6753 Před 21 dnem +24

    i didn't do anything...😮

  • @Wolfgang-mozart.
    @Wolfgang-mozart. Před měsícem +19

    Nah bro was planning this💀💀

  • @user-it1ie9zh5q
    @user-it1ie9zh5q Před měsícem +9

    Tf did the toy rat do💀

  • @LuisAngel-vn1jt
    @LuisAngel-vn1jt Před 21 dnem +6

    What's that thing in the first clip looks like welding/soldering

  • @Therealmanface69
    @Therealmanface69 Před měsícem +4

    Listening to the video: ❎
    Paying attention to the background:✅

  • @loganprops6818
    @loganprops6818 Před 24 dny +18

    I’m not really interested in the story but I just want to know what kind of welding was that at the beginning?

    • @The_skeleton_enthusiast
      @The_skeleton_enthusiast Před 23 dny +2

      Its called cold welding or spot welding it uses a quick burst of plasma to melt metal together

    • @ArisenLegend
      @ArisenLegend Před 22 dny

      Idk bruh but I’m blind now

  • @LoliXiao
    @LoliXiao Před 25 dny +4

    That rat looked like it was about to pop😭😭

  • @mr.monstrosaty3158
    @mr.monstrosaty3158 Před 27 dny +4

    Bro shoulda had a epilepsy warning in the beginning 💀

    • @kristi-plays
      @kristi-plays Před 15 dny

      So true! I felt like my eyes were freaking dying xD

  • @TheAussie-rm2ce
    @TheAussie-rm2ce Před 26 dny +3

    The orange among us in the background

  • @andreamatos7340
    @andreamatos7340 Před měsícem +12

    tf did the mouse do????!

  • @Itzz_Curious
    @Itzz_Curious Před měsícem +3

    RIP SUZIES INNOCENCE😭💀

  • @wurstkonig0073
    @wurstkonig0073 Před měsícem +5

    Suzie's sounds like the one from the song from Elton John

  • @DeAndreEphriam-so4fi
    @DeAndreEphriam-so4fi Před 27 dny +2

    That rat stood no chance💀💀

  • @user-yj7xx4ib5z
    @user-yj7xx4ib5z Před 19 dny +2

    He called us dirtyminded in 9999999999999999999999 languages and words

  • @Ms.Frost22
    @Ms.Frost22 Před 26 dny +2

    Susie AND johnny are both the victims lol, johnny got set up 😂

  • @yasstall
    @yasstall Před 25 dny +6

    nahhh blame that on dad

  • @WilliamKlawonn
    @WilliamKlawonn Před 21 dnem +2

    Poor Suzy

  • @bigbubbagaming5474
    @bigbubbagaming5474 Před měsícem +5

    JHONNY

  • @Burn1ngBlaz3
    @Burn1ngBlaz3 Před měsícem +2

    That marker was relatable 😊

  • @ardacinar-sc9ky
    @ardacinar-sc9ky Před 18 dny +1

    Bro called me single in every language

  • @AdmiringNorthernLights-vx5jv

    Toy: ugh 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
    Him:💦💦💦💦💦

  • @JacksonZhuckkahosee
    @JacksonZhuckkahosee Před měsícem +24

    The reason why they started mocking them is because they probably smell like dogs, s*** and they wanted something to eat. But they just saw how the corn looked.

  • @leslieshikle2876
    @leslieshikle2876 Před 12 dny +1

    This is what i tell my friends"Nah im not dirty minded"
    Watching this video "Oh shit i am"

  • @auxtiny
    @auxtiny Před měsícem +2

    And that’s how I met your mouther

  • @tracetrace8667
    @tracetrace8667 Před měsícem +1

    The TIG clip had me buggin, shit made me mad as fuck😂

  • @GoldDogeOFC
    @GoldDogeOFC Před 20 dny +1

    Omg that first video, what if someone has epilepsy?

  • @MuscleJesus33
    @MuscleJesus33 Před 15 dny +1

    They did that Rat dirty.......

  • @HS_CARTHINGS
    @HS_CARTHINGS Před 29 dny +2

    MY EYES

  • @Dudeman000
    @Dudeman000 Před 16 dny +1

    The AI voices are getting more emotional, but in the wrong way.

  • @gggg-ub1qu
    @gggg-ub1qu Před 20 dny +1

    Nah suzie aint traumatized the rat is

  • @destroid4739
    @destroid4739 Před 29 dny +1

    thanks alot for that fkn flashbang in the middle of the night ;×;

  • @victoriatullos2091
    @victoriatullos2091 Před měsícem +1

    😂😂😂

  • @asmaadam6708
    @asmaadam6708 Před 19 dny +2

    My lazy ass not really not getting it untill the 70th time

  • @britanyadouglas8069
    @britanyadouglas8069 Před 25 dny +2

    Wow wow

  • @heavenlyascendedchicken5464

    No one talking about the marker?

  • @user-thetopg
    @user-thetopg Před dnem

    The pen noise sounded like you know if u heard it

  • @eddyvaughn3035
    @eddyvaughn3035 Před měsícem +1

    😂

  • @JohnBertAntenor
    @JohnBertAntenor Před měsícem +2

    I hate my mind

  • @jaimesample7027
    @jaimesample7027 Před měsícem +1

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @Goodboy28534
    @Goodboy28534 Před 27 dny +1

    BRO PUT A FREAKING EPILEPSY WARNONG MY MOM ALMOST HAD A EPELEPTIC ATTACK

    • @Jokesbot
      @Jokesbot  Před 27 dny

      *I'm sorry about that, I'll put in my future videos!*

  • @tylersteele5219
    @tylersteele5219 Před měsícem +1

    Nah, i can't. How do you fail to tack the middle of the metal in the first video

  • @user-uc8fj8go4n
    @user-uc8fj8go4n Před měsícem +2

    The back ground is soo suss

  • @marydebrecht2864
    @marydebrecht2864 Před 11 dny +1

    My grandma was 7 in 1957 and she is 73

  • @user-ol4hz5bq1l
    @user-ol4hz5bq1l Před 15 dny

    😂😂😂😮

  • @b3x286
    @b3x286 Před měsícem +1

    Nice weld

  • @shadowkittyz6112
    @shadowkittyz6112 Před měsícem +2

    Thats the year my grandma was born 😳

  • @randomkiddo4082
    @randomkiddo4082 Před 5 dny

    That one pen

  • @meganshiels7868
    @meganshiels7868 Před měsícem +1

    Deaf people: ☺️
    Blind people: 💀

  • @Eri-rg7hs1MHAd9i
    @Eri-rg7hs1MHAd9i Před měsícem +2

    💀 oh my God

  • @krewfam9701
    @krewfam9701 Před 29 dny +2

    I'm confused😭

  • @orieldevera1742
    @orieldevera1742 Před 27 dny

    bro when the part says i'm ready to go that marker looks hella sus 💀

  • @yampiretx9431
    @yampiretx9431 Před 6 dny

    Pov you realize Susie and Suzy are different ☠

  • @festomichaelkambarangwe2106

    DAMN

  • @braxtonhammer9181
    @braxtonhammer9181 Před měsícem +1

    Oh shit

  • @Angelsgotyou33
    @Angelsgotyou33 Před měsícem +1

    Seizure mode activated

  • @accord_bro
    @accord_bro Před měsícem

    Story aside those welds in the first clip weak af

  • @alexandrelarose4831
    @alexandrelarose4831 Před měsícem +1

    Place a flash warning

  • @lautaroclementino6597
    @lautaroclementino6597 Před měsícem +1

    Bro you really need an epilepsia warning or som wth was that first vid

    • @Jokesbot
      @Jokesbot  Před měsícem

      My bad, I'll do in the future videos!! Sorry for that!

    • @lautaroclementino6597
      @lautaroclementino6597 Před měsícem

      @@Jokesbot Dw, just keep in mind some really "innocent" videos can be hurtful for some part of the population. I'm not saying you should know everything, but when showing content to literally everyone you don't know what could happen lol, have a nice day.

  • @OrcaMarks
    @OrcaMarks Před měsícem +1

    CZcams moderation fire🔥🔥

  • @stipe8868
    @stipe8868 Před měsícem +1

    1957

  • @birdShadow4201
    @birdShadow4201 Před měsícem +1

    What the hell is twist??

  • @toonz3520
    @toonz3520 Před 20 dny

    my question is what kinda welder is that

  • @jaredgunn6466
    @jaredgunn6466 Před měsícem +1

    Im sad danno cal

  • @kakolidas3921
    @kakolidas3921 Před měsícem +2

    Is there a human size please tell

  • @YeshuaCyKiunisala
    @YeshuaCyKiunisala Před měsícem +1

    i thought the dad meant 💏🛌❤😨

    • @WorstPersonEver...
      @WorstPersonEver... Před měsícem

      "I'm not dirty minded. I'm not dirty minded. Oh shit I am..."

  • @XxSoulRubyxX657
    @XxSoulRubyxX657 Před měsícem +1

    This is enough for today bro i see a rat being "screwed" and i think youtube is having marker problems cuz a marker shouldnt sound like that when we are talking about something that shouldnt be making me dirty minded ..

  • @lil.xprep41
    @lil.xprep41 Před měsícem +1

    I’m the 💯th person to comment😤

  • @Slipso15
    @Slipso15 Před 27 dny +1

    What welding was that at the beginning

  • @JokeloyiJj
    @JokeloyiJj Před 12 dny

    Wow how time flies now johnny is big enough to take a girl out

  • @hollyderrick
    @hollyderrick Před 27 dny +1

    1987

  • @caseypierson704
    @caseypierson704 Před měsícem +1

    I thought the dad meant 💏 👌👈 💋

  • @ShhhH346
    @ShhhH346 Před 7 dny

    I think im blind 💀

  • @princethegamer4615
    @princethegamer4615 Před 26 dny +1

    I’m confused

  • @kiritoswordmaster
    @kiritoswordmaster Před 17 dny +1

    So what does screw mean

  • @PeteParry
    @PeteParry Před 20 dny

    ☠️

  • @Tshortsplayz
    @Tshortsplayz Před měsícem +1

    Have

  • @user-eh6jz9fw1h
    @user-eh6jz9fw1h Před 19 dny +1

    Two scrolls down I saw the video of that rat

  • @Brayden-nd7lg
    @Brayden-nd7lg Před 25 dny +2

    People that dont get it
    👇

  • @michaelcantu54
    @michaelcantu54 Před 15 dny +2

    Don't get it????

  • @_catlean_9284
    @_catlean_9284 Před 15 dny +1

    Im not a native speaker, can someone tell me what means in a dirty way to "screw"?

    • @Jokesbot
      @Jokesbot  Před 15 dny +1

      _To f••k!_ also people say, screw you like *t(-_-t)*

  • @steepercreve
    @steepercreve Před měsícem +1

    what is this music
    i know it but
    i cant place it

    • @Jokesbot
      @Jokesbot  Před měsícem

      *It's the loop one trending, were people blink and loop😊👍🏻*

  • @christopherindrawan1023
    @christopherindrawan1023 Před měsícem +2

    I don’t get it