The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 355: Nick Swardson

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  • čas přidán 24. 04. 2018
  • Nick Swardson joins Brendan and Bryan in studio for Episode 355 of The Fighter and The Kid. They talk about Nick's upcoming tour, blaming bad jokes on turkeys, tell stories about Adam Sandler and David Spade, and much more!
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  • @sethreidy9338
    @sethreidy9338 Před 2 lety +59

    Nick Swardson is the best guest on every podcast he appears on. Dude murders

  • @choirboy8850
    @choirboy8850 Před 6 lety +653

    Brendan the type of dude that picks off an eyelash from one of his homie's faces mid-coversation and tell them to make a wish.

  • @JB-ld1fl
    @JB-ld1fl Před 6 lety +183

    PLEASE bring Nick on in a rotation with Theo and D'Elia!

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 Před 6 lety +977

    Awesome. Nick Swardson, Bryan Callen, and, judging from the shirt, a bouncer from a gay disco, I think.

  • @WibbbleScribbble
    @WibbbleScribbble Před 6 lety +214

    19 minutes in, and I already want Nick Swardson back.

    • @kennygerberich4985
      @kennygerberich4985 Před 5 lety +2

      @@seanbuzz7686 Lol it does kind of sound like Nick might have broken this man's heart.

    • @Drizzle8481
      @Drizzle8481 Před 5 lety +2

      As long its without Callen so that he and Brendan can get a word in edgewise without the geriatric commentary

    • @psychokiller187
      @psychokiller187 Před 5 lety +1

      He's a hilarious human being

    • @n8c580
      @n8c580 Před 11 měsíci

      funniest guy alive

  • @dosage13
    @dosage13 Před 6 lety +547

    Brendan dressed as a gay arms dealer from GTA

  • @dollalama2951
    @dollalama2951 Před 6 lety +328

    Brendan looks like a gay Miami Vice gangster

  • @connormoore139
    @connormoore139 Před 5 lety +27

    Funniest thing I have heard in a while, "what have you been up to theses days?" "I just got done filming Avatar 2 through 20"

  • @mandeepkaler3737
    @mandeepkaler3737 Před 4 lety +33

    Bryan is the best at getting roasted. He helps the other person so much through his reactions. Genius.

  • @andrewtregoning
    @andrewtregoning Před 5 lety +12

    "a suck-me-o" might be the funniest thing i've ever heard

  • @maxg3231
    @maxg3231 Před 6 lety +12

    "Then he got me in like a leg chokehold,, in a cab." Picturing that is just hilarious. 😅😅

  • @jonnycraft5514
    @jonnycraft5514 Před 6 lety +10

    “How funny would it be if Bryan died!” gave me the realest LOL

  • @TheWsteed
    @TheWsteed Před 6 lety +38

    Refreshing to have Callen doing most of the talking and not being disrespected or interrupted. Such a rad guy...

  • @waynewalkerorg
    @waynewalkerorg Před 6 lety +124

    NORDSTROM RACK MECHANIC

    • @ISOCZAR
      @ISOCZAR Před 6 lety +4

      WayneMakesThings GET IN THERE!!!!

    • @Gremlin209
      @Gremlin209 Před 6 lety +1

      WayneMakesThings eventually, that will be the name of Schaub's one hour special.

  • @photocamera9390
    @photocamera9390 Před 6 lety +126

    Brendan dressed like Kevin Lee

  • @tylerbouck3555
    @tylerbouck3555 Před 6 lety +9

    Nick is the man. Saw him at Michigan State and he did a hour and a half straight stand up. His mom's cat bit.... gold

    • @larrybrechtjr163
      @larrybrechtjr163 Před 5 lety

      Tyler Bouck I need to get to one of his live shows! He is the man, I agree! Whenever I see or hear the guy I’m definitely laughing hard!

  • @sceasar30
    @sceasar30 Před 6 lety +48

    Shaub looks like an extra from grease 2.

  • @stevenmoffatt1423
    @stevenmoffatt1423 Před 5 lety +29

    Oh my god guys, I ate so much turkey. I had like a pound of it.

  • @SuperToughnut
    @SuperToughnut Před 4 lety +13

    Need this group together again.

  • @Dooky-mv1by
    @Dooky-mv1by Před 6 lety +42

    R.I.P in peace Bryan Callen 1902-2018

  • @07coco
    @07coco Před 6 lety +287

    This means Nick is on Rogan tomorrow. I have cracked the formula boys.

    • @SlyRyFry
      @SlyRyFry Před 6 lety +10

      i hope so

    • @Yourfavpreppygrl
      @Yourfavpreppygrl Před 6 lety +34

      The DENNIS system
      No they always do Rogan first and then come on here and do a condensed repeat

    • @brandonolson6299
      @brandonolson6299 Před 6 lety +6

      Separate entirely

    • @kyleerickson6857
      @kyleerickson6857 Před 6 lety +21

      It goes Rogan, to Church, to TFATK, to Bert

    • @watchthisbs9049
      @watchthisbs9049 Před 6 lety +2

      Out east it goes: Jim & Sam, to Nick, to Anthony, then to chippah...... and then fat boy bob

  • @lunchbreakjake
    @lunchbreakjake Před 5 lety +61

    As long as the guest disrespects Bryan, It's a good episode.

  • @bigpimpinbige69
    @bigpimpinbige69 Před 6 lety +132

    Brendan looks like an Armenian pawn shop owner lol

  • @mackdaddy716
    @mackdaddy716 Před 6 lety +190

    Brendan looks like he has orthopedic shoes on lol 😂

    • @SteveMarriott91
      @SteveMarriott91 Před 6 lety +5

      woooooow, comment of the day, congrats sir

    • @Jboy19881
      @Jboy19881 Před 6 lety +5

      Yeah bro wtf even are those!?

    • @TheTruthness2011
      @TheTruthness2011 Před 6 lety +1

      😂.

    • @jeyjay023
      @jeyjay023 Před 6 lety

      Jacob Mack 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @Thelilbone
      @Thelilbone Před 4 lety

      the tip of Brendan's shoe WOULD look like a testicle that's about to pop

  • @justinbowen3387
    @justinbowen3387 Před 5 lety +13

    If brendan walked into my bakery wearing that shirt I wouldn’t bake his cake.

  • @erix43
    @erix43 Před 6 lety +9

    "I moved into a bouncy house" LMFAO x 3. ..

  • @MachSea
    @MachSea Před 5 lety +9

    41:22 KILLS me every time. "Fuck you, Bryan!"

  • @jdvencill4936
    @jdvencill4936 Před 6 lety +6

    "Who's your dermatologist? Fire Marshall Bill?" hahahahaha

  • @coshannon
    @coshannon Před 6 lety +48

    "Gave up his car" = DUI

  • @Walshy9494
    @Walshy9494 Před 6 lety +43

    Brendan looking like a Cuban cab driver

    • @Iwasthewalrus
      @Iwasthewalrus Před 6 lety +1

      Walshy9494 With his hands behind his ears explaining some story wayy to into it....

  • @notme6793
    @notme6793 Před 6 lety +107

    Laughing hard from the start 😁

    • @mexicandeicide1459
      @mexicandeicide1459 Před 6 lety

      bruh _ sus

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o Před 5 lety

      You must be big browns boyfriend

    • @ml.9746
      @ml.9746 Před 4 lety

      Nice Grindr profile pic bro. Literally the only reason to take that pic

  • @monumentsNmelodies
    @monumentsNmelodies Před 6 lety +5

    45:50 "Who's your dermatologist, Fire Marshall Bill?" LMAOOOOOOOO

  • @matthale8090
    @matthale8090 Před 3 lety +6

    "You're the funny guy who kicks ass right?" 😆 Sandler clearly hasn't seen Brendans work

  • @danielwright450
    @danielwright450 Před 6 lety +10

    Chin has been stepping up his google search game.

  • @obiwanshinobi4456
    @obiwanshinobi4456 Před 6 lety +5

    “I didn’t know Levi’s makes spraypaint” about Bryan’s skinny jeans 😂 swardy for guest of the year easy

  • @vegasvictor
    @vegasvictor Před 2 lety +3

    "You're that funny guy who kicks ass." -Adam Sandler allegedly to Brendan LMAO that CTE gettin' to ol' Schauby creating fake memories.

  • @Laura-qo5tx
    @Laura-qo5tx Před 5 lety +11

    'Insanely athletic', haha this was a great podcast, watching it for the third time...contender for sure

  • @mikeyyeda4892
    @mikeyyeda4892 Před 6 lety +6

    "you have shorts for your alcoholism" is killing me

  • @manuelgonzales8073
    @manuelgonzales8073 Před 6 lety +10

    Shaub looks like the villain from 5th element with that haircut

  • @doubts72
    @doubts72 Před rokem +2

    “They take huge shits “ got me 😂

  • @matthewturek3830
    @matthewturek3830 Před 6 lety +43

    Again with those shoes Schaub? God damn it

  • @NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix

    i've heard jump/suicide survivors say across the board that the minute they jumped, there was an immediate hardcore thought of instant regret. If you are hurting and see no way out, on't use a permanent measure for temporary problem, reach out to a professional or just keep watching Nick on podcasts and laugh yourself to death.

  • @HoldenCoughfield
    @HoldenCoughfield Před 6 lety +57

    Swardson taking Guest of the year, easy.

  • @quicklychosen2554
    @quicklychosen2554 Před 5 lety +3

    Nick swardson is hilarious in a nonchalant way!!!! 😂😅💯

  • @rachilray
    @rachilray Před 5 lety +26

    Thanks Callen for killing that almost great story about illegal fireworks at Galifinakis house to bring up how good you are at playing volleyball in comparison to people that dont play volleyball.

  • @anbliquidations4791
    @anbliquidations4791 Před 3 lety +3

    I miss this soo much.

  • @l.m.1379
    @l.m.1379 Před rokem +1

    This was the first TFATK that I ever watched and introduced me to Chris and TMP. All because of Nick.

  • @optimusbee214
    @optimusbee214 Před 6 lety +43

    Brendans shoe has the same hairstyle as him

  • @nates1414
    @nates1414 Před 4 lety +22

    This was hilarious. Except for the part when Brandon talked and was sitting there

  • @menwithven8114
    @menwithven8114 Před 6 lety +33

    Great story about the fireworks at the Zack Galifinakis party...nevermind that was all we got to hear

  • @alen6330
    @alen6330 Před 5 lety +2

    Nick Swardson is a hilarious guy in a very simple way, not trying overly hard to say funny shit. Thanks man 😂🤘

  • @seanboyle8292
    @seanboyle8292 Před 6 lety +1

    This is pure gold.

  • @vincentdigirolomo8056
    @vincentdigirolomo8056 Před 6 lety +71

    Brendan “My Hero’s growing up were Comics not Fighters” Schaub
    Yea sure ! We definitely believe you on that bro!

    • @notcreative1757
      @notcreative1757 Před 6 lety +4

      vincent digirolomo gotta make sure to say it non stop so people will believe you

    • @xmikex902x
      @xmikex902x Před 6 lety +2

      vincent digirolomo not hero’s, B. Hairo’s.

    • @jkh5
      @jkh5 Před 6 lety +9

      90% of the stuff he says is bullshit. The other 10% are CTE thoughts.

    • @joshuaoflaherty371
      @joshuaoflaherty371 Před 6 lety +2

      Exactly, can’t believe Bryan lets him get away with that nonsense

    • @joshuaoflaherty371
      @joshuaoflaherty371 Před 6 lety +3

      Lol he also said josh koscheck signed an autograph for him when he was a “little kid” lol. Koscheck is like 2 years older than him.

  • @michaelpadilla2918
    @michaelpadilla2918 Před 6 lety +4

    “Just finished filming Avatar 2 through 20” 😩😂😂

  • @devencarson7833
    @devencarson7833 Před 6 lety

    I love Nick. So glad they brought him in. Sooo many one liners in this 😂.

  • @JV-cl6wz
    @JV-cl6wz Před 3 lety +1

    This is still the best episode of tftk bryan callen era. When nick started the avatar bit, thats when it all started. Zip zap!

  • @HAMZZZ1985
    @HAMZZZ1985 Před 5 lety +7

    We need Sasso,Swordson, Callen, Delia, theo, and B shaub all together.

  • @MrTickleBean
    @MrTickleBean Před 6 lety +6

    That coffee table is a disaster. Are you going for the hoarder look?

  • @ozzysgarage
    @ozzysgarage Před rokem +1

    Nick's roasts are so underrated 🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Shane-nq7or
    @Shane-nq7or Před 2 měsíci

    “Sorry magnum P.I. “ had me dead 😂

  • @LionAstrology
    @LionAstrology Před 6 lety +3

    Lol thanks for another podcast TFATK team.😃

  • @jackmcmanus9937
    @jackmcmanus9937 Před 6 lety +5

    Brandon "I have zero insight on anything" Schwab

  • @blkforeign8458
    @blkforeign8458 Před 5 lety +2

    I love Nick Swardson, this should be good. I'm already laughing. He's a comedic genius

  • @IsHATEsMONDAYs
    @IsHATEsMONDAYs Před 6 lety +1

    Here we have the rare podcast guest Swardson, graceful, and magnificent as always.

  • @donloot4504
    @donloot4504 Před 5 lety +4

    Nick always represents for the Sota... Nice hat yo!

  • @TheValleyNerdz
    @TheValleyNerdz Před 6 lety +23

    BRING THEO BACK!!!

  • @TheMak3itreign
    @TheMak3itreign Před 6 lety +1

    Lmfao. "You have great skin! Who's your dermatologist, Fire Marshall Bill?" Epic.

  • @hintonoriginal
    @hintonoriginal Před 6 lety

    YES ! When you mentioned getting Nick on in the previous podcast I was crossing my fingers it was going to be soon. He's hilarious.

  • @donmega2642
    @donmega2642 Před 6 lety +6

    31:48
    this whole part was fucking hilarious, theo von is and always will be my number one but it's nice to see him get some competiton for GOTY

  • @jasondurenda7455
    @jasondurenda7455 Před 6 lety +53

    Brendan's way of dressing himself is starting to bother me

    • @brunsta234
      @brunsta234 Před 6 lety +2

      jason durenda he's trying to be funny and borderline gay, but it's just stupid

    • @vincentdigirolomo8056
      @vincentdigirolomo8056 Před 6 lety +8

      jason durenda hahah but he legit thinks he dresses amazing? He try’s so hard and it’s so obvious

    • @joshuaoflaherty371
      @joshuaoflaherty371 Před 6 lety +2

      He can’t pull any of it off IMO

    • @Lukerogers0121
      @Lukerogers0121 Před 6 lety

      Just now?

    • @psychokiller187
      @psychokiller187 Před 5 lety

      He has to be a least a little gay, i had to stop listening to this podcast because all him and Callen talk about are dicks, mens bodies, and how much they love and appreciate each other.

  • @nathandrums3486
    @nathandrums3486 Před 2 lety +1

    The way Nick looks at the camera has me rolling

  • @matthewloder7046
    @matthewloder7046 Před 4 lety +1

    I watch this every other day

  • @jayn8392
    @jayn8392 Před 6 lety +17

    Shaub giving fashion advice, classic. I guess if you want to look like a gogo dance at a gay strip club he's ur guy

  • @matthewdefer8215
    @matthewdefer8215 Před 6 lety +3

    Nick “ you should have ended Brian” Swardson

  • @anthonyvoskuhl9200
    @anthonyvoskuhl9200 Před 5 lety

    Ive never laughed so much at a podcast before. This was great!

  • @wjadam024
    @wjadam024 Před 6 lety

    Nick's special - Too Many Blessings

  • @Yaboyjrocks
    @Yaboyjrocks Před 6 lety +4

    You guys should have on The Schmoes Know!! Kristian Harloff and Mark Ellis...

  • @jbtownsend9535
    @jbtownsend9535 Před 6 lety +6

    Schaub lookin like a French Paul Bunyan at Studio 54

  • @KiKarzeeee
    @KiKarzeeee Před 5 lety +2

    Nick Swarson has to be one of the funniest podcast guests of all time. He's as funny as he is in his random appearances on shows and movies. I was hoping for this when he was on JRE put Joe just talked too much in that podcast. Made me lol several times so that's awesome and he's funny on the spot spontaneously, great show.

    • @jamesmoser1939
      @jamesmoser1939 Před 5 lety

      Joe goes off on some crazy shit. Nick: "I gotta go..."

  • @EzziiG
    @EzziiG Před 6 lety

    That aeroplane scene was hilarious 😂🤣

  • @QUATROSIETE
    @QUATROSIETE Před rokem +3

    " You're that funny guy that kicks ass" -cough; Bull shit 👀🙄😂😂

  • @johnfryman4428
    @johnfryman4428 Před 6 lety +4

    PS - Brendon has crossed the line !

  • @noneofur300
    @noneofur300 Před 2 lety

    Greatest show I've seen long time. Laughed my ass off. 🤣

  • @SuperTuber85
    @SuperTuber85 Před 6 lety +1

    Nick Swardson: Guest of the Year 2018

  • @MrBrianMandl
    @MrBrianMandl Před 6 lety +3

    39:37 With all due respect, Bryan's got the oldest looking ankles I have ever seen.

  • @hecmo316
    @hecmo316 Před 6 lety +8

    Great cast! Hey Brendan! How about not wearing white socks! Ever!! Fashion don't bro!!

    • @willysmythe7026
      @willysmythe7026 Před 5 lety

      Sir HECTikon 201 I was just happy he was wearing socks but good point.

  • @IvanIvanov-zi8od
    @IvanIvanov-zi8od Před 2 lety +1

    Probably the best episode ever

  • @THIRDeye1989
    @THIRDeye1989 Před 5 lety

    Keep up the good work handsome boys. Love listening!

  • @Cg-ru3eh
    @Cg-ru3eh Před 4 lety +4

    Brendan doing a weird laugh this whole show

  • @thadknisely6048
    @thadknisely6048 Před 6 lety +30

    Am I the only person that thinks Nick and Brian. Would be a better podcast. Than Brian and Brendon.

    • @jkh5
      @jkh5 Před 6 lety +2

      Thad Knisely you’re spot on b. I mean water weedoing hair

    • @danm2084
      @danm2084 Před 5 lety +2

      I dont think you've quite figured out the concept of periods...

    • @antoniomontana386
      @antoniomontana386 Před 5 lety +1

      depends dude theo n Schwab are great

    • @shanehiggins4983
      @shanehiggins4983 Před 5 lety

      You type. like christopher walken talks.

  • @randygarcia5733
    @randygarcia5733 Před 6 lety +1

    Finally nick swardson is on !!!

  • @GlockAndARock
    @GlockAndARock Před 6 lety +1

    "Looks like hellboy" 😂😂 bruhh!

  • @adamgm84
    @adamgm84 Před 4 lety +4

    yo guys let's call up Swardson and get him back in for another episode; check if he has diarrhea

  • @Criglet7
    @Criglet7 Před 6 lety +19

    Brendan "My hair is cool, bro" Schaub.

  • @thegreenmountainoriginals2277

    Guest of the year so far!

  • @Nicholaschon610
    @Nicholaschon610 Před 6 lety +1

    i literally said "yeah!" when i saw this video pop up in my video feed

  • @blackphillip2264
    @blackphillip2264 Před 6 lety +4

    Nick has been easily the guest of the year so far he is so subtly hilarious. I love Schaub, but he just awkwardly shit on Callen and rushed thru this episode. Relax guy.

    • @joshuaoflaherty371
      @joshuaoflaherty371 Před 6 lety

      He’s the most copy cat cringy dude I’ve ever listened to. Hands down.

  • @enriqueshockwave7632
    @enriqueshockwave7632 Před 4 lety +3

    Nick looks like my uncle if we exhumed his body after 7 years then went on 3 day bender with him in Scottsdale Arizona

  • @xaxabel
    @xaxabel Před 6 lety

    im trying to draw and i cant get anything done bc laughing hysterically from this

  • @joeplem5329
    @joeplem5329 Před 6 lety

    Yup guest of the year!!!