Toxic Couples On The Phone
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- čas přidán 21. 11. 2021
- Featuring @veronicab_
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I legit overheard a conversation just like this at Fairfield Hospital.
Oh dear God.
This is most ppl.. because our society has Lost God
Oblivion NPC dialogue - Western Sydney DLC
@@sanguinor5609 *picks up Phone* "Hey Babe hows it going?" " I don't want to hear about that!" *dial tone*
@@zacharypayne4080 but we found falafel
Genius how it keeps switching which one seems like the victim; both are equally toxic to eachother.
The real moral of the story here is that we need to stop giving girls flower names. It's only causing confusion and heartbreak.
It makes me laugh this guy is a genius and then I feel so sad thinking how many people are just like that... 😂😁😭😁👍
Shout out to the dude on the packed train who was yelling at his missus over the phone: "Who do you think buys your drugs Gemma!? Fuckin' me that's who!!!"
It's spelt: Jehmah ...... have some class.
I lost breath laughing at this
this is a standard conversation overheard at my local shopping centre
and ANY shopping centre in South West Sydney
Blocking his sister lol
Hey man, they might be from Alabama, you never know.
I was expecting Neel in the blonde wig to show up 😂
No thats margaret😄
"I like salt"
"Who's Salt?"
Neel THIS is what you're good at.
Low-key cheating with Yasmin but throwing a red herring with "Jasmine"
One of the best comedy sketches on CZcams ...
🏵️🏵️👏👏👏
Best Comedian right there. You just don‘t find stuff like this on CZcams anymore
Jasmine is so good, especially when it's hot.
I love her holding her phone backwards
"My falafel" LOL
i need an extended cut of this
He don't be hitting me. I keep running into his fists. That so hot.
Had a temp at work make a call that went a very similar way to this. I live in New Zealand to so even the accent is close.
Sounds like Theo from Superwog 🤣
THIS IS SO GOOD!!! 2 of my favs!!!
His accent in this video just kept reminding me of Superwog the whole time
reminds me of early fat pizza. Habib and Toula
I think it's his Cogdog persona.
I try do this accent for brits over here in london but I can’t :-(
I think that was the idea.
@@Competitive_Antagonist nah Kogdog sounds Indian. And he’s meant to be. This guy is meant to be Moey the tradie from Bankstown or something to that effect.
This is obviously hyperbolized for comedic effect, but holy shit this hit deep. My first relationship was full of the tense back and forth interactions this video represents.
Cheers to everyone who feels connected to this sketch in anyway 🥂
The only way I feel connected is that I promise that I will go to gym tomorrow at 6. Never happens.
@@kevinshah_tv ikr!
More of this please. I cant stop watching it 😂
I went through a phase where it was actually exactly like this 😂😅
You-ME-You-ME-You-ME-You-ME-You-ME-You-ME-You-ME-You-ME Oh Lord 🤣
(The best one for me was: That's why I talk to Jasmine)
We've all had a toxic relationship. Not sure why commenters are acting like they havent haha
Not everyone, I've had toxic friendships but my relationships have been stable.
Sounds like the banter you hear at pretty much any building site in Sydney. Or Westfield.
SOOO ACCURATE
Oh god this is far too relatable
This guy is awesome.
This guy is criminally underrated 😂
Love that chanel bag in the corner..great touch..
Also ppl like this is the reason i dont want to live in syd or melb lol
This is best thing I’ve seen in a while 😂🤣
This was hilarious!
my falafel . .
This is so ridiculous it's amazing. 13/11!
Everyone in West Sydney.
this is fucking scary accurate
I forget this all started over tea lol
only thing that got me through is my initials in your bio LOL
Hahahaha this is amazing
Even your sister 🤣
Why would ANYONE know , let alone get in a sentimental relationship with people like these two?
My falafel! 😂
Jasmine tea...
Who the f is Jasmine
This is quite disturbing. Ladies, please run the other way if you meet a guy like this 🧐
When did falafel become a term of endearment???
lol
🤯
You and Superwog should colab
Habibi
Why does he sound afrikaans? I do love it though.
@@brownpunk1794 mabey your right.
Hahahaha!
Haha
This was my marriage...
Why some women are like that?
A guy roughly threw out a rowdy person at a party & his friend confessed that it made her wet, wtf? Lol
Deffs from brightion
Flexin a gf I see
X-D
what da fuc
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is the girl’s voice cracking
This is so discussing I stopped watching but I will like and subscribe
What weird accent is he putting on in this? I can't understand a word he's saying?
You a racist
Low class aussie lebo accent