Harry Styles' Late Late Show Monologue
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- čas přidán 15. 05. 2017
- Harry Styles surprises everyone by walking out from the curtain and delivering the monologue, touching on the latest Donald Trump headlines and a man who tries to bribe police with Taco Bell. Get the debut album here hstyles.co.uk/music
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Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke." - Zábava
took him a good minute to silence everyone
it took him a whole 4minutes 31seconds
Its_me 29 ikr like stfu n let him talk lmao
Alex Russo they were some quality puns, worth the wait.
Its_me 29 lml true
You might say that his monologue was done with STYLE and grace
Doum doum tahhh
Damn thats good ha!
Harry's way of telling the audience to shutup is "thankyou, thankyou" 😂
Yeah 😂😂😂
Now It started sound like "shut uppp shut uppp" 😂😂😅😅😅
Hahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Idk
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you have a severe case of Harry Styles obsession..."
Me: "I know, and I'm proud of it!"
@my name is love simple but effective
Same
But you are going to ...
Exactly 💯
"It would be a movie about a pirate ship - why're you shaking your head?"
Actually me. 😂😂
Jignya Patel for a moment i actually though he could see me lmao
Houda Martinez same
Publix_ Juan i drive a honda
Why?
Awww look at this cupcake being so excited because people are laughing at his jokes! Harry's too cute.
I was thinking exactly the same!! ♥♥
He’s got dad jokes and not even a dad........................yeeeeettt I love him so much❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
"why are you shaking your head" its like he cant help but address the crowd no Matter what he's doing
yeah that’s why i love him so much please
Harry definitely should have his own show called " A Family Show " 😂😂😂😂
ooor is it?
😆😆😆
Lol yeah😂
or IS IT ? 😉
Or is it??
*"why are you shaking your head?"*
Gemy Eunice Just imagine Liam, Louis and Niall sitting there, shaking their heads like they used to do
Gemy Eunice because liam wasn't there to do so 😂😂😂😂
have.you.quite.finished wait omg this was supposed to be funny why are you killing me
harry must've been the happiest human alive cause he finally got to tell a bunch a puns
Tayler Brugger no more corny jokes ahahhaa bless him
''I'M GONNA TELL A BUNCH OF JOKES''
Ginzelini that is the joke, now does anyone have any jokes
Utah Malone The Late Late Show With Harry Styles!
Ginny I need some jokes
You can literally hear Niall laughing in the background lmao
Huh
Same hahahahaha
@@r_ks9 i think they was being sarcastic lol
It's a joke lol
I can see it now... Niall sitting on his couch with his dog, eating something laughing his cute laugh hysterically watching this
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
niall is on the couch eating his jokes up
And of course he's filming with the front camera of his phone.
"It's a pirated video" *bites lip*
I die
Harry is Perfection 3:11 😍
Harry is Perfection he's so hot😍
Harry is Perfection exactly omfg
You just know Harry's proudest of those Pirate puns.
Carolyn Burt very very proud of himself 😂
Carolyn Burt Aarrrrrr.. !! 😂😂😂
Those were scripted arent they??
This man is so polite. His way of saying “please be quiet” is literally “Thank you” NO MATTER WHAT HE DOES HE TREATS PEOPLE WITH KINDNESS
he actually clapped his hand together for 34 times, yes I counted, no problem.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SERVICE.
no, u dont have a problem....thats totally normal...innit?
"We're sorry, James. But we're gonna have to let you go."
That's an asdfmovie reference, isn't it?
🤣 Lol
Well happily
LBH James would actually be like "understandable"
all those puns man, he is living his dream
lmao trueee
How much do you wanna bet that HE came up with those stupid puns??? :')
He looks so proud after every pun he makes
Cartoon Louis *hits Harry in the balls*
Lucy The Freak Adventurous adventures of One Direction! god, how i missed it :')
Harry Styles, everyone.
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you have a severe case of Harry Styles obsession..."
Me: "I know, and I'm proud of it!"
The weird thing is this has 1k like🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 how???🤣🤣🤣
He has never been good at keeping a straight face!😂.....He laughs at his own jokes...even when they suck!..nd we end up laughing because he looks adorable when he laughs!😍
Woow
HE LOOKS SO HAPPY THAT PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY LAUGHING AT HIS STUPID PUNS GAHHH THIS IS SO CUTE
LOL i really enjoyed his puns. I love making puns myself :)
Ariana Tomlinson haha exactly
and it's Harry so I can't help but smile anyway
Knock knock
@@chaithrashanbhog9156 who's there?!
@@happyperson7877 you don't know
"Sit down, sit down please."
*pause*
"A little more."
Omg, I love him.
L M omg ikr
Narcissistic
Le'Nyija Bridges and we love that
so sweet
wintrr_snow I know that! I wasn’t saying it in a mean way! That’s what I love about Harry
harry before : london's quite big
harry now : * host *
can you imagine if niall was there, he'd be giggling the whole time
He talks a little bit faster than usual i love this
Janna Kaye so true! he used to talk slowly and stutter and "uhh"
Saudia Tate yep. i think he's practicing it, in the one way or another video he also talks a little bit faster
Janna Kaye but dont forget its a monologue not a stand-up, so he have to speak a lil bit fast
Janna Kaye Lol, probably bc he's on a time limit and can't talk at a snail's pace like he usually does 😂
Janna Kaye true
damn he knows how to handle a crowd
Politely and lovingly as well unlike some others...
@@pinkighosh1251 That's shade towards...?
Lau Riff Raff
He’s been doing it for a bit
Lau towards many obviously cuz Harry can calm any crowd!😌
His naughty smile when he tells jokes is so cute.
1:56 I love how he gets distracted so easily❤️️😂
Me too 🤣
He so funny 😂 cute I love his smile so much so cute smile
I would pay good money to watch Harry say puns for a minute
1 hour comon we need entertainment here
I would too
A pirate ship with no sails I mean sales
Harry is me when i entered the classroom late
Janna Kaye omg yes😂😂
Janna Kaye yess😂😂😂
Why is no one talking about harry saying "Nacho smart" 😂😂
or TACKO BELL 2:29
*Them pirate jokes got me hooked😏*
😂😂😂😂
😭😭😭
good effort but this wasn't as bad as harry's jokes
Hahah hahah please
He would have either liked this joke himself or he would have acted the same way he did when he read those jokes from fans. The salad dressing one and that lot. *NoT ImPrEsSEd* or *gOoD OnE*. There is no in between.
💀
I'm pretty sure Harry's feeling pretty flipping acomplished now that his job was to make horrible jokes on live TV😂😂😂
It's not live...
AUshanesmith It was at the time...
The Late Late show is pre-filmed and edited. His job was to make jokes to a live audience. Not on live tv.
@@903lightning but the audience cheered anyways so.........
Harry's so fucking hot I mean talented
LOOL
STOP OBJECTIFYING MEN YADAYADAYADA
^well appreciating beauty isn't called objectification
^well then why is it objectification when we men appreciate beauty in playboy magazins?
ken Krak
That's not beauty appreciation, that's sexual gratification.
It's not the same thing. She said he's hot, but he's fully clothed and is making jokes, so he's not an object on stage, get it?? Those magazines are, well...you know it better
"Why are you shaking your head"
I love him 😍
He is hands down the sexiest and cutest dork on the planet 😍😍😍
finally someone other than niall laughs at his jokes
norththth !! OMG😂😂
will, 1D fans do eather
What about loubear he laughs sometimes
I do laugh
😂
I'm a grown-ass woman, and since seeing him on SNL, the Today Show and this week on the Late, Late Show, I get what the fuss is all about. He's adorable.
Mia7189. Isn't he 😆
Mia7189 oh he is lovely
Mia7189 Right??
teacup 4 nobody cares if u don't get it.
Mia7189 I'm a teenager and just now gor that he is adorable (doesn't mean I understand the franatic obsessed Girls my age )
I'm just happy he didn't crack up at his own jokes 😂😂😂😂😂
He almost did... You can see him trying to desperately bite his lips to stop himself from laughing... Especially at the bit about the pirated video...
He almost lost it at the pirate joke
“It’ll be a movie about- why are you shaking your head” me af
Harold and his jokes to only which Niall laughed but this time it was genuinely pretty good
PrErNa ViJ whenever i hear or read the word genuinely I remember Louis
elated leo 'people GENUINELY SERIOUSLY believe..'
THE PUNS!!
yet he never denies it...
elated leo yup because Larry is real and beautiful 😉😍❤❤
never knew I needed Harry talking shit about Donald trump in my life
Really? You don't get tired of every news show shit talking Trump? It's all the same.
Thomas Jaquith yeah but are they Harry styles? no I don't think so
lMAo
harrylieber lmao PREACH 😂
harrylieber Omg omg I'm a harrylieber tooo😂❤❤❤😻❤
3:40 there you go😂😂
“Why are you shaking your head”
Harry finally can tell his puns😂
i wouldn't be suprised if Harry invented all these puns himself 😂😂
Directioner 7787 a haha same
Directioner 7787 HAHAHA 😂😂 IKR Same
Someone give Harry his own talk show
vanessa x I would never miss an episode
vanessa x please and thank u
I would watch it on repeat
Called “A Family Show”
Yasssss
"it would be a movie about a pirate ship- why are you shaking your head?"
THAT
WAS
SO
CUTE
MY
HEART
I'M
DYING
Just one question HOW ARE YOU EVEN REAL MR. HARRY STYLES???
Seriously a guy who ia sweet ,charismatic, beautiful, with such accent , humble , stylish , most beautiful eyes, smile , hands ,voice and british. What more do you want in any boy? Girl who marry him wins in life. No offence please.
In that case Louis has already won ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He is gonna be the king of dad jokes when he becomes a father oh lord almighty
Ivey McCraney This comment deserves way more likes 😂😂
Ivey McCraney but he's already "Daddy" ;)
alex scoffman but of course 😉🙌
alex scoffman do you need any some ice? or perhaps some holy water?
Ivey McCraney he's already the king
Loving how Harry is laughing at his own jokes before he tells them!
Holly Online it's because it's not his jokes
Derhek he does it when he was touring as well
1,7 k likes
Holly Online and they are awful but let"s laugh
Holly Online I’m that person 😂
HARRY IS SO CUTE IN THIS WHOLE THING LIKE HE WAS LITERALLY MEANT TO BE IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE
HE’S SO PAINFULLY UNFUNNY THATS ITS HILARIOUS LMAOOO
I bet Liam, Niall And Louis watching this will be like "Not Those Jokes Again!"
MEHER BHATNAGAR I bet for Liam and Louis but Niall would be laughing his ass off😂😂
MEHER BHATNAGAR remember the adventurous adventures of one dirrection cartoon series on youtube , everytime harry made a pun.Louis hit him in.the balls😂
IComment WhatIWant Oh my god! Yes!
and zayn
lily was about to write this comment
And Niall would laugh the whole time..
MissWhiteShark ugh ur making me cryyy staaahppp
true 😂😂
i can even hear his laugh
So true 😂😂😂😂
Niall would be completely red AVG breathless with laughing, Liam would be clapping his hands and commenting on the audience reactions, Louis would be all smug and look proud, Zayn would be attempting to hide his amusement... Really wish they could all have been together...
The nose scrunch in 2:40 is adorable
Yh
Harry is so kind to tell the audiences to be quite. So he instead says thank you. I mean-- you can't hate this man. Never
HOW AM I GOING TO SURVIVE THIS WEEK
Zoe Aguinaldo ikr i might diee .... hes too perfect
Zoe Aguinaldo ikr
Zoe Aguinaldo - LOL. 😂😂😂
Zoe Aguinaldo Lol
Zoe Aguinaldo think how are you gonna survive after this week
HE WAS SO PROUD OF THE JOKES HE MADE, I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE
😂😂😂😂 yes
Zoe Aguinaldo He is living his dream
Zoe Aguinaldo 😍😂😭😍😍😂😂 I love him so muchh! 😂♥️
Wait for the rumored carpool karaoke with him ☺☺
Alzek Magus I can't wait, It'll be released tomorrow! 😍
Petition to Harry to have his own talk show
I love how harry isn't actually funny it's just his presence makes anything he does wonderful
I BET HE MADE UP THE PIRATE JOKES BY HIMSELF LMAO
makiya morris no
I guarantee you he didn't. It's a running gag in the monologues for James to make a bunch of bad puns, point at the drummer Guillermo, and for Guillermo to play a rimshot at each of them. The joke is because James Corden never did standup comedy like many late night hosts have, including his predecessor Craig Ferguson.
Harry's like finally someone listens to my joke😂
Sai L. the edge
Sai L. Funny thing is that's not even me😂
Louis listens to his jokes 👀
His jokes are sooo goood! I love them XD
😂😂😂 what an interesting conversation 😍 anything he says is adorable 😂😂😂
Why is no one talking about Harry trying to act like a youtuber at the end and messing up terribly! 😂
00:50 take a seat, please - Harry styles
Also Harry styles "a little more, a little more" 😄😄
harry's awkward cuteness literally drives me absolutely insane!!! how can someone after saying 6 puns in a row be so freaking hot??!? it's sorcery i tell you.. sorcery!!
I love puns, so this is heaven for me :)
srsly how is it possible to be so cute and adorable AND hot at the same time.
they say he is named after Harry Potter so....
He's full of charisma.
For real, his jokes are trash yet I still laugh cuz he’s just that charming
Harry is literally ADORABLE😍😍
3:58 Such a cute moment.Harry styles = MASTERPIECE💙💙
I didn't understand that rrrrrrr , pls explain
I literally screamed in the inside
@@donagorali5950 pirates say arg which sounds like r and the movie is rated r. (Sorry I don’t really know what to you mean)
@@emmabull1987 oh help I'm dumb I knew that💀
@@donagorali5950 it’s good 🙂
I love this side of Harry. I'm so happy to see him being himself.
Emily Caitlynn I think he has always been this way, don’t you?
After seeing him on the late late show- I know now why everyone get's crazy about him. He's amazing and adorable ♡
you see him live?
pauline chen unfortunately not 😊
Jenny JenJen he is charming, he is lovely and he's got charisma not to mention talented sweetheart and very humble
I smiled the whole video he is just so adorable
i love how Harry can get away with the worst jokes because hes so cute and his laugh is adorable :))
harry and his jokes 😂
that could be a new segment
Sandhya Khadka omg totally!
This monologue has shaped me into the man I am today
Mr. Grande LMAO SAME
True
Mr. Grande LOL
Mr. Grande same
Very ironic comment considering your username
"It would be a movie about a pirate ship- why are you shaking your head?"
it took 1 minute and 9 seconds for the crowd to stop cheering
someone finally gave Harry a platform to tell all of his corny jokes. My baby's made it; this is where he peaks!
Not that I don`t love Harry, but I guess he didn´t write these jokes, they got dedicated scriptwriters for that.
they got paid writers* in every show.
Taylor Reneé your baby? 😂👋
kenneth merced calo i'm just saying Harry is known for telling cheesy jokes at concerts, i never said he wrote any of them, just that he finally has a platform to recite corny ass jokes. Harry is also known for being involved in all of the projects he's in, we don't know that he didn't participate in any of the writing.
IXM360 you don't know that. I agree tbat he probably didn't write all. of them but maybe a few ones
I was smiling and giggling the whole video
what is wrong with me
Nothing. Beeing Gay is normal.
It totally is, but typing "being" with an extra "e" isn't.
your'e a directioner harry... imma gonna call you harry XD (lol, i did the same thing bro)
nothing is wrong with you your just in love and I get that
Sorry for that, my english isn`t the best. My German, spanish and turkish and arabic is a little bit better. :/
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Harry: tHaNk YoU
I love how he starts giggling before even saying the joke
AW HARRY IS PRONOUCING TACO BELL LIKE "TACKLE BELL"
Gladiator in a Suit it's so adorable 😍
Gladiator in a Suit I
Gladiator in a Suit IT HAD ME DYING
IT WAS SO CUTE
as a British person Myself thats how everyone says it
New drinking game: Have a shot every time he claps his hands together.
Good luck.
Ur gonna get drunk, real quick. Believe me. But ur gonna keep doing it because u have no damn memory of doing this before.
WASTED!!!
alright hold uppp
Oh how we missed his horible jokes 😂❤
I could literally listen to Harry talking all day long!!!
I'll enjoy, the way he speaks omg 💯💯
"take a sit please.....a little more!!"
DarryVideoEdit I read this just as he said it
just me and my ukulele me too omg
I read this as he said it
seat*
Seat*
The only puns I laugh at😂
Same
I would like to present to you a channel called Nigahiga
"Why are you shaking your head" 😂😂😂
He looks sooo adorable when he says "Thank you" or "stop"🥺🥺
HE SHOULD HAVE HIS OWN SHOW
Ghalia Swiss I SECOND VOTE FOR THAT!!!
they won't because then that's the only show people would watch! haha
I agree
am i the only one that thought of the Adventurous Adventures of One Direction when he mentioned the Taco Bell story?
tanyaluisa omggggg
tanyaluisa tac-o's and no Harry doll
tanyaluisa lmao i cried 😭😭 tac-os
TAC-O'S OMG
YES
All deez people saying they love Harry now and us fans have been here for years. Glad y'all finally woke tf up.
It's been 3 years and I'm still watching this😍😍😍😍👏👏 I love you Harry styles ❤️💙
I have been a fan for six years already, and I still can't get over how charismatic he is. I am so happy more people are finally getting over their prejudice about him to actually acknowledge and appreciate his many talents.
what prejudice ?
I bet that Harry wrote all of these jokes in his journal😂😂
he definitely did haha
Harry's puns are the only puns that are hilarious 💜😍😂
Harry's jokes tho 🤣🤣🤣
I love this fricking cupcake
I am SURE that those pirates of the caribian jokes were written by harry 😂😂😂😂
The pirate movie rated 'arrgggg' joke is at least 40 years old.
Good to know.
There is like ZERO doubt in my mind that those jokes were Hazza originals and that he had ZERO help in writing them. 😂😂😂😂
T Hafez don't wanna spoil anyone but that joke came from reddit
That joke is several decades older than reddit.
He's just happy he can share his jokes with no one cutting him off or judging him
And having people laugh at them!
The way he says arrrrr with his cute smile like aaaah😍😍😍
The audience really cheered for 1:11 minutes
They understood the assignment