Two Minutes to Late Night: Contessa Stuto S01 E02

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  • čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
  • MEATBALL MAILBOX! It's Two Minutes to Late Night: the world's only heavy metal-themed talk show. Our guest this month is rapper and human swear jar Contessa Stuto of Cunt Mafia. Plus we welcome back our bass playing dingleberry Nick Cagaeo from his recent stint with Blondie. Watch it in 4k!
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    This is the first of eight new full-length episodes to be released in 2018 thanks to our amazing Patreon supporters. Please check out our Patreon If you'd like to see a second season in 2019 (or just your name in the credits). / 2m2ln
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    Created by Jordan Olds and Drew Kaufman
    Written by Jordan Olds, Drew Kaufman, Katie Rose Leon, Lucie Steiner, and Jeremy Hammond
    Produced by Desiree Akyurek
    Directed by Drew Kaufman
    Music by Mutoid Man

Komentáře • 200

  • @TwoMinutesToLateNight
    @TwoMinutesToLateNight  Před 4 lety +7

    Please support our friends by donating to our newly redone Patreon at www.honorableswords.com. All of the money we receive is used to pay our talent!

  • @JR-dd4ec
    @JR-dd4ec Před 6 lety +40

    This needs to be on Netflix, regularly

    • @Grimxxx
      @Grimxxx Před 5 lety +5

      I vote they go to Shudder.

  • @jaymgraf
    @jaymgraf Před 6 lety +111

    Poser Cops is one of my new favorite things.

    • @JeremyThunder
      @JeremyThunder Před 6 lety +4

      You're one of MY new favorite things!

    • @scampoli25
      @scampoli25 Před 5 lety +1

      "Trying to sell weed to poser cops wearing an earth crisis shirt? Whoops"

    • @amartin387
      @amartin387 Před 4 lety +1

      Some real quality shit in there!

  • @trevorlebert1929
    @trevorlebert1929 Před 6 lety +33

    I dream of this becoming a weekly show. IT CAN HAPPEN.

  • @freeman7079
    @freeman7079 Před 2 lety +4

    I’ve followed this show since the beginning. It always blew my mind. From the guests to Gwarsenio’s commitment to the makeup, to the great quality (even when they had less than 10k subs). It’s really an amazing thing to behold..

  • @Blusmbl
    @Blusmbl Před 6 lety +32

    HOLY SHIT!! It's a great day, Nick is back!
    EVEN HOLIER SHIT!! Debbie Harry actually made an appearance!!!

  • @christopherhoffman5810
    @christopherhoffman5810 Před 6 lety +75

    Well when you lose your teeth in a dream, it generally means you have something important you need to do. Usually it’s something either you have started and left unfinished or something you fear you will have trouble finishing. But I’m not psychologist, just a guy who cleans trash around a lake...

    • @TheSwearwolf
      @TheSwearwolf Před 6 lety +2

      Or it's because you grind your teeth in your sleep and your brain translates that pain into your dream as tooth loss.

    • @keithn455
      @keithn455 Před 3 lety

      Dream meanings are bull shit.
      There's multiple "meanings" to them.

    • @lukemcguire6363
      @lukemcguire6363 Před 3 lety +1

      I used to have dreams where my teeth fell out. Now I'm old and dont have to dream it

  • @jormisdf
    @jormisdf Před 6 lety +32

    came here for mutoid man but stayed for the whole show, apparently the patreon money didn't go to waste

  • @Cendoria
    @Cendoria Před 6 lety +90

    I miss Hard Melissa

    • @TwoMinutesToLateNight
      @TwoMinutesToLateNight  Před 6 lety +46

      She's coming back. She's contractually obligated to do so.

    • @Cendoria
      @Cendoria Před 6 lety +9

      Invest in a tracking collar, who knows where she might run off to.

    • @jessehilton1337
      @jessehilton1337 Před 6 lety +2

      Two Minutes To Late Night Fawk yeh! Moar Haawd Mulissa!

  • @EDS245
    @EDS245 Před 6 lety +13

    This is literally my favorite show. Thanks Mutoid Man for introducing me to this gem of a show!

  • @justinsvs
    @justinsvs Před 6 lety +43

    Poseur Cops is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

  • @JayLamm
    @JayLamm Před 6 lety +11

    Greatest late night theme song ever in the history of recorded history.

  • @orialtman6176
    @orialtman6176 Před 4 lety +13

    "We live in a society" -Contessa Stuto 2018

  • @frumpyb
    @frumpyb Před 5 lety +25

    Contessa Suto needs a segment on your show as a realtor of Metal homes, and dungeon tours.

  • @conblurgh
    @conblurgh Před 6 lety +32

    Yelling "PIIIIIISSSS" at someone, as funny as anything ever needs to be.

  • @maxwellpollville1698
    @maxwellpollville1698 Před 6 lety +7

    I will never get tired of this show.

  • @LiquidSpiral
    @LiquidSpiral Před 4 lety +44

    Are we going to just gloss over the fact that DEBBIE HARRY is in this episode?

  • @Benegesseritapprentice
    @Benegesseritapprentice Před 6 lety +9

    Hey thanks for existing

  • @yogabbacrabba1457
    @yogabbacrabba1457 Před 2 lety +3

    This is awesome and I love watching people be so free and weird hell yeah

  • @BurningBeard22
    @BurningBeard22 Před 6 lety +12

    LOL! The Earth Crisis shirt.

  • @PiperFishing
    @PiperFishing Před 6 lety +8

    That opening scene was awesome.

  • @meteor09
    @meteor09 Před 6 lety +3

    Thin Lizzy Jailbreak!!!!!! Nice. Good work as always, looking forward to more

  • @Eon-Nova
    @Eon-Nova Před 6 lety +4

    omfg... OMFG... This show... I need it...

  • @MontyChesterfield
    @MontyChesterfield Před 6 lety +10

    This show keeps getting better and better!

  • @chrislavigna1091
    @chrislavigna1091 Před 6 lety +18

    This show just keeps killing it.

  • @tazmon122
    @tazmon122 Před 6 lety +15

    i had to check the credits, cuz Cannibal Corey looks and sounds just like Kristen Schaal.

  • @respawndenied
    @respawndenied Před 4 lety +11

    Why's Aubrey Plaza on house arrest?

  • @DrSpookyElectric
    @DrSpookyElectric Před 2 lety +1

    Welp, found my new fave show.

  • @alexanderwilson6748
    @alexanderwilson6748 Před 6 lety +68

    Wow, Zack de la Rocha really let himself go since Rage.

    • @funkstauzz
      @funkstauzz Před 5 lety +2

      Jabba killed it tho

    • @ChopperGreg
      @ChopperGreg Před 4 lety +1

      I know I’m two years late, but I literally came here to comment this exact thing.

  • @jefferygreenacre7056
    @jefferygreenacre7056 Před 5 lety +2

    The delayed reaction to Whole Foods was priceless

  • @86_Bullnose
    @86_Bullnose Před 6 lety +13

    You should put all of your cover songs you do with guests on band camp to raise money.

  • @MycontentisgoldJerryGold
    @MycontentisgoldJerryGold Před 6 lety +6

    Did anyone else notice that Gwarsenio appears unmasked in this episode? Or that he takes it in the face five times?

  • @aarondooley6543
    @aarondooley6543 Před rokem

    I love this show. This is my favorite thing in the world.

  • @stefanvomscheidt8443
    @stefanvomscheidt8443 Před 6 lety +3

    It makes me sad I can’t watch this everyday. Love the show.

  • @lurkingbanette
    @lurkingbanette Před 6 lety +5

    JUST got out of the Mutoid Man show in Atlanta! They *killed* it yet again

  • @downtoride6757
    @downtoride6757 Před 6 lety +2

    Makes my day when i see a notice on theprp for new episode. Keep em coming

  • @holocaustxlx2819
    @holocaustxlx2819 Před 6 lety +5

    Love the show keep cranking them out.poser cops awesome skit

  • @Deathworg1
    @Deathworg1 Před 6 lety +2

    This is my favorite talk show

  • @luketurner3623
    @luketurner3623 Před 5 lety +1

    im watching in order and this is easily my favourite episode so far

  • @shinrasboy
    @shinrasboy Před 3 lety +1

    I’m just getting around to this now. HBO should pick this up I mean shit I’d watch it.

  • @brentalanadamlandgrave7635

    These are golden. Keep up the great job, y'all.

  • @jiujitsu77
    @jiujitsu77 Před 6 lety +1

    WOW....Someone I have been talking to quite a bit over facebook lately recommended this show to me. SO very glad she did! I mean...I should have never doubted her recommendation anyway, seeing as her taste in film and tv is divine (in my humble opinion), but I am hard to convince in regards to checking out comedy programs on the internet. So very glad I listened to her. THis shit is funny. And I love metal. Oh and one more thing. Please have the house band cover a Thin Lizzy song. That would be amazing. In closing, I love you all. Cheers!

  • @ragehead32089
    @ragehead32089 Před 5 lety +1

    This might be my new favorite CZcams show!

  • @bergerchicken
    @bergerchicken Před 6 lety +18

    You guys should stage an intervention for Stephen's inability to stop yelling.

  • @AKV3NOM
    @AKV3NOM Před 6 lety +4

    Umm, dude? Lil Jon rapped over Raining Blood years ago, it's called Stop Fuckin Wit Me, and it's awesome 👍

  • @stephaniekibbe
    @stephaniekibbe Před 6 lety +3

    Don't mind me I'll just over here scream laughing at Poseur Cops for another 10 minutes oh my god

  • @bjorno.6811
    @bjorno.6811 Před 6 lety +4

    That just made my monday

  • @LadyDarkling666
    @LadyDarkling666 Před 6 lety +7

    This episode is fire!

  • @ryantherusskie
    @ryantherusskie Před 6 lety +4

    Yes, but what's the fucking weather like at DANZIG'S HOUSE???

  • @Dopefish76
    @Dopefish76 Před 6 lety +10

    What in the blue hell was that? 🤘🏻😳

  • @sandbergx4416
    @sandbergx4416 Před 6 lety +4

    What a bass

  • @errolsmith847
    @errolsmith847 Před 6 lety +10

    more Hard Melissa, please

  • @TehSuperbeast
    @TehSuperbeast Před 3 lety +2

    Her accent is all over the place.

  • @SteakandTitties
    @SteakandTitties Před 6 lety +7

    Yessssssssssss

  • @deloriablackwolf1251
    @deloriablackwolf1251 Před 6 lety +1

    Shoutout to the bassist for mellowing the fuck out since the pilot.

  • @LadyDarkling666
    @LadyDarkling666 Před 5 lety +1

    I can't get over the Misfits reference to We Are 138 and the 69420. XD

  • @hamburgertrain6
    @hamburgertrain6 Před 5 lety +8

    How do you get an entire Nintendo 64 sticky?

  • @gsmith207
    @gsmith207 Před 4 lety

    I have been too late to late nite! Where have I been! Thanks a lot CZcams algorithms, late again f’ers! This is awesome!

  • @yvesisevil
    @yvesisevil Před 6 lety +8

    Patreon money better not go to HR! 🤘

  • @vincentcarotta3355
    @vincentcarotta3355 Před 4 lety +1

    Best theme music ever.

  • @Chrust1369
    @Chrust1369 Před 6 lety +3

    lol very nice, gimme dat episode 3!

  • @freaksarise
    @freaksarise Před 4 lety +1

    Holy shit this is amazing!

  • @Shifty00
    @Shifty00 Před 6 lety +1

    Fuck yeah

  • @michaelmonak
    @michaelmonak Před 4 lety +2

    I wish I was a billionaire just so I could fund more episodes of this!!!!!!!

    • @lukemcguire6363
      @lukemcguire6363 Před 3 lety

      Billionaires have shit taste. They never fund the cool shit, just far right propaganda

  • @fredericozgur7845
    @fredericozgur7845 Před 6 lety +5

    please come to brazil (seriously)

  • @twistedsaturn
    @twistedsaturn Před rokem

    Contessa Stuto - my new favorite person

  • @vincentcarotta3355
    @vincentcarotta3355 Před 4 lety

    "But Gwarsenio, I love you."
    "Fuck that!"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @xconwayx
    @xconwayx Před 6 lety +4

    DES MOINES, IOWA?!?!?! YES!

  • @adeerahorse7517
    @adeerahorse7517 Před 6 lety +2

    A Deer A Horse approves this message.

  • @meWASHER
    @meWASHER Před 6 lety +1

    According to my wife's dream dictionary, "losing teeth is a sign of a season of financial reverses." So, good luck with that!

  • @haxenheimer9707
    @haxenheimer9707 Před 6 lety +8

    I swear, if i ever get to NY, you better be still taping this show, because like, I mean, what else is there to see, right? Totally.
    (I just really like this show and try to hard to be funny. Keep it up!)
    ~ a german Fan

  • @hydraglyphics
    @hydraglyphics Před 6 lety +9

    Nergal!

  • @rowanrobinson
    @rowanrobinson Před 6 lety +4

    Yeah buddy

  • @blackphillip8486
    @blackphillip8486 Před 4 lety +2

    If they ever make a second season Gwarsenio needs to get Brooklyn music legend Julie Christmas on the show. I'll gladly up my Patreon status for that! 💩

  • @Savinius
    @Savinius Před 6 lety +1

    This shit is fucked up. Love it

  • @lukemcguire6363
    @lukemcguire6363 Před 3 lety +1

    Wow. I'm guessing Debbie Harry is somebody's aunt? Lol, that was really her haha and she looked totally pissed

  • @southerndandy4910
    @southerndandy4910 Před 4 lety +1

    Wow they got Tony Sopranos crazy sister Janice on the show!

  • @cassianosntg
    @cassianosntg Před 2 lety

    yo I think Mash Out Posse used Slayer's Angel of Death for their song Raise Hell, which is super cool also.

  • @lukemcguire6363
    @lukemcguire6363 Před 3 lety

    ...I'm from Des Moines, Iowa. I was in a hwad cwah band befoah I joined the foahce
    Des Moines, Iowa.... YEAH RIGHT lol

  • @AnalEyesAnalyzeAnalLiess
    @AnalEyesAnalyzeAnalLiess Před 6 lety +3

    She is my Goddess 🖤🖤🖤

  • @MutterSalsa
    @MutterSalsa Před 2 lety

    Holy shit this cool.

  • @LoveProWrestling
    @LoveProWrestling Před 3 lety +1

    I like her dawg.

  • @mikeschmidt8256
    @mikeschmidt8256 Před 4 lety

    Oh hooray for all of this here.

  • @kucharon
    @kucharon Před 4 lety

    Why am I just discovering this now?!

  • @Vaakxety
    @Vaakxety Před 6 lety +2

    I’m loving this show! How does one get tickets??

    • @hardattackdj
      @hardattackdj Před 6 lety +3

      They tape it at St. Vitus in Brooklyn, NY. Just check out the events on their website. They tape 2 shows in one night, so attending is twice as cool.

  • @almost.sweettalk.caffeine

    How is this show not bigger???????????? WTF

  • @judowrestlerka
    @judowrestlerka Před 3 lety

    Shit just got fucking real.

  • @allforthebit
    @allforthebit Před 6 lety +3

    yeeeeow

  • @melanieniestroj39
    @melanieniestroj39 Před 6 lety

    Hah, Mutoid Man reduced to the background to some force of nature! 😂

  • @steveknoble9076
    @steveknoble9076 Před 6 lety +6

    Did you find her at the gathering of the juggalos?

  • @snickerblitz
    @snickerblitz Před 6 lety +18

    not to be that guy, but lil jon was the first rapper to use raining blood as a backing track :(

    • @TwoMinutesToLateNight
      @TwoMinutesToLateNight  Před 6 lety +34

      We are indeed aware of that song. However, when we brought the issue to The Poseur Cops they let us off with a warning since Lil Jon altered and shifted the riff so much that it doesn't really count.

    • @snickerblitz
      @snickerblitz Před 6 lety +8

      Two Minutes To Late Night welp, you got me there

    • @OGtheDC
      @OGtheDC Před 6 lety +1

      Nope necro and Ill bill did it in 03

  • @all_invite_0hm
    @all_invite_0hm Před 6 lety +4

    10th!!

  • @stashthevampede9480
    @stashthevampede9480 Před 3 lety +1

    Atmosphere used raining blood.in like mid 2000s......

  • @DrMurdercock
    @DrMurdercock Před 3 lety +1

    lil jon used reign in blood first

  • @ciubacar
    @ciubacar Před 6 lety +5

    does anyone know who the girl at 19:12 is?

  • @Doofball3
    @Doofball3 Před 6 lety +3

    She killed it (a compliment).

  • @Davysgravy
    @Davysgravy Před 4 lety +1

    Steve sounds EXACTLY like lewbert of iCarly

  • @jessecranfill8777
    @jessecranfill8777 Před 3 lety +1

    is h.r. ginger also weird al vira?

  • @bev.disgrace
    @bev.disgrace Před 4 lety +1

    Didn't Public Enemy sample Raining Blood in 1988? Anyways, late pass for me for TMTLN. Love this shit.

  • @CullyBenson
    @CullyBenson Před 4 lety

    I'm sure her fans enjoy the juggalo fest every year where you can see her on the third started.