Two Minutes to Late Night: Contessa Stuto S01 E02
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- MEATBALL MAILBOX! It's Two Minutes to Late Night: the world's only heavy metal-themed talk show. Our guest this month is rapper and human swear jar Contessa Stuto of Cunt Mafia. Plus we welcome back our bass playing dingleberry Nick Cagaeo from his recent stint with Blondie. Watch it in 4k!
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Written by Jordan Olds, Drew Kaufman, Katie Rose Leon, Lucie Steiner, and Jeremy Hammond
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Music by Mutoid Man
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This needs to be on Netflix, regularly
I vote they go to Shudder.
Poser Cops is one of my new favorite things.
You're one of MY new favorite things!
"Trying to sell weed to poser cops wearing an earth crisis shirt? Whoops"
Some real quality shit in there!
I dream of this becoming a weekly show. IT CAN HAPPEN.
I’ve followed this show since the beginning. It always blew my mind. From the guests to Gwarsenio’s commitment to the makeup, to the great quality (even when they had less than 10k subs). It’s really an amazing thing to behold..
HOLY SHIT!! It's a great day, Nick is back!
EVEN HOLIER SHIT!! Debbie Harry actually made an appearance!!!
Well when you lose your teeth in a dream, it generally means you have something important you need to do. Usually it’s something either you have started and left unfinished or something you fear you will have trouble finishing. But I’m not psychologist, just a guy who cleans trash around a lake...
Or it's because you grind your teeth in your sleep and your brain translates that pain into your dream as tooth loss.
Dream meanings are bull shit.
There's multiple "meanings" to them.
I used to have dreams where my teeth fell out. Now I'm old and dont have to dream it
came here for mutoid man but stayed for the whole show, apparently the patreon money didn't go to waste
I miss Hard Melissa
She's coming back. She's contractually obligated to do so.
Invest in a tracking collar, who knows where she might run off to.
Two Minutes To Late Night Fawk yeh! Moar Haawd Mulissa!
This is literally my favorite show. Thanks Mutoid Man for introducing me to this gem of a show!
Poseur Cops is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Greatest late night theme song ever in the history of recorded history.
"We live in a society" -Contessa Stuto 2018
Contessa Suto needs a segment on your show as a realtor of Metal homes, and dungeon tours.
Yelling "PIIIIIISSSS" at someone, as funny as anything ever needs to be.
I will never get tired of this show.
Are we going to just gloss over the fact that DEBBIE HARRY is in this episode?
It's just a D Harry Cameo Toe! let it go bro...
Mike pfft lol
Hey thanks for existing
This is awesome and I love watching people be so free and weird hell yeah
LOL! The Earth Crisis shirt.
That opening scene was awesome.
Thin Lizzy Jailbreak!!!!!! Nice. Good work as always, looking forward to more
omfg... OMFG... This show... I need it...
This show keeps getting better and better!
This show just keeps killing it.
i had to check the credits, cuz Cannibal Corey looks and sounds just like Kristen Schaal.
Why's Aubrey Plaza on house arrest?
Welp, found my new fave show.
Wow, Zack de la Rocha really let himself go since Rage.
Jabba killed it tho
I know I’m two years late, but I literally came here to comment this exact thing.
The delayed reaction to Whole Foods was priceless
You should put all of your cover songs you do with guests on band camp to raise money.
Did anyone else notice that Gwarsenio appears unmasked in this episode? Or that he takes it in the face five times?
I love this show. This is my favorite thing in the world.
It makes me sad I can’t watch this everyday. Love the show.
JUST got out of the Mutoid Man show in Atlanta! They *killed* it yet again
Makes my day when i see a notice on theprp for new episode. Keep em coming
Love the show keep cranking them out.poser cops awesome skit
This is my favorite talk show
im watching in order and this is easily my favourite episode so far
I’m just getting around to this now. HBO should pick this up I mean shit I’d watch it.
These are golden. Keep up the great job, y'all.
WOW....Someone I have been talking to quite a bit over facebook lately recommended this show to me. SO very glad she did! I mean...I should have never doubted her recommendation anyway, seeing as her taste in film and tv is divine (in my humble opinion), but I am hard to convince in regards to checking out comedy programs on the internet. So very glad I listened to her. THis shit is funny. And I love metal. Oh and one more thing. Please have the house band cover a Thin Lizzy song. That would be amazing. In closing, I love you all. Cheers!
This might be my new favorite CZcams show!
You guys should stage an intervention for Stephen's inability to stop yelling.
But he's not yelling!
Umm, dude? Lil Jon rapped over Raining Blood years ago, it's called Stop Fuckin Wit Me, and it's awesome 👍
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Don't mind me I'll just over here scream laughing at Poseur Cops for another 10 minutes oh my god
That just made my monday
This episode is fire!
Yes, but what's the fucking weather like at DANZIG'S HOUSE???
What in the blue hell was that? 🤘🏻😳
What a bass
more Hard Melissa, please
Her accent is all over the place.
Yessssssssssss
Shoutout to the bassist for mellowing the fuck out since the pilot.
I can't get over the Misfits reference to We Are 138 and the 69420. XD
How do you get an entire Nintendo 64 sticky?
I have been too late to late nite! Where have I been! Thanks a lot CZcams algorithms, late again f’ers! This is awesome!
Me too
Patreon money better not go to HR! 🤘
Best theme music ever.
lol very nice, gimme dat episode 3!
Are you not entertained?
Are you not entertained?
Holy shit this is amazing!
Fuck yeah
I wish I was a billionaire just so I could fund more episodes of this!!!!!!!
Billionaires have shit taste. They never fund the cool shit, just far right propaganda
please come to brazil (seriously)
Contessa Stuto - my new favorite person
"But Gwarsenio, I love you."
"Fuck that!"
🤣🤣🤣
DES MOINES, IOWA?!?!?! YES!
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According to my wife's dream dictionary, "losing teeth is a sign of a season of financial reverses." So, good luck with that!
I swear, if i ever get to NY, you better be still taping this show, because like, I mean, what else is there to see, right? Totally.
(I just really like this show and try to hard to be funny. Keep it up!)
~ a german Fan
Nergal!
Yeah buddy
If they ever make a second season Gwarsenio needs to get Brooklyn music legend Julie Christmas on the show. I'll gladly up my Patreon status for that! 💩
tbh I would join the Patreon for Julie Christmas
@@TwoMinutesToLateNight 😱😱😱😂 You guys rock!
This shit is fucked up. Love it
Wow. I'm guessing Debbie Harry is somebody's aunt? Lol, that was really her haha and she looked totally pissed
Wow they got Tony Sopranos crazy sister Janice on the show!
yo I think Mash Out Posse used Slayer's Angel of Death for their song Raise Hell, which is super cool also.
...I'm from Des Moines, Iowa. I was in a hwad cwah band befoah I joined the foahce
Des Moines, Iowa.... YEAH RIGHT lol
Contessa interview was a fuckin riot
She is my Goddess 🖤🖤🖤
Holy shit this cool.
I like her dawg.
Oh hooray for all of this here.
Why am I just discovering this now?!
I’m loving this show! How does one get tickets??
They tape it at St. Vitus in Brooklyn, NY. Just check out the events on their website. They tape 2 shows in one night, so attending is twice as cool.
How is this show not bigger???????????? WTF
Shit just got fucking real.
yeeeeow
Hah, Mutoid Man reduced to the background to some force of nature! 😂
Did you find her at the gathering of the juggalos?
not to be that guy, but lil jon was the first rapper to use raining blood as a backing track :(
We are indeed aware of that song. However, when we brought the issue to The Poseur Cops they let us off with a warning since Lil Jon altered and shifted the riff so much that it doesn't really count.
Two Minutes To Late Night welp, you got me there
Nope necro and Ill bill did it in 03
10th!!
Atmosphere used raining blood.in like mid 2000s......
lil jon used reign in blood first
does anyone know who the girl at 19:12 is?
STR CLLD NVMBR
thanks
She killed it (a compliment).
Steve sounds EXACTLY like lewbert of iCarly
is h.r. ginger also weird al vira?
Didn't Public Enemy sample Raining Blood in 1988? Anyways, late pass for me for TMTLN. Love this shit.
I'm sure her fans enjoy the juggalo fest every year where you can see her on the third started.