Kayla Johnson took him 9 seasons though only 1 was really about the mother. The rest was all showing how close they came to meeting before and how he was in love with robin
When you really think about it Stella didn't change the status quo of the story much despite leaving Ted at the altar. She's kind of a filler story in the grand scheme of things and the only thing of relevance to come out of that relationship was Ted's job at Columbia.
well he’s the one who got hit and who’s telling the story gotta have a bit of brain damage and also the lack of air from the fact that he has little time to breathe
He said that Ted got hit by the bus, but even in the clip you can see that it's was Barney that got hit. Even if you have never watched the show... I bet this took like 100 takes and so they just decided "meh that'll do...." haha
He also said Robin moved to Brazil (Argentina) and went out with a Latin (Argentinian) stud. The former is him lying, the latter is him not knowing his geography.
Text BARNEY: I'm sorry i lyed to you, i'll tell you everything, the whole story. QUEEN: Fine, you have one minute before i walk out that door. BARNEY: Ahm, it's kind of a long story Queen, it's gona take a litle bit longer than a minute. QUEEN: 52 seconds! Seven years ago when Marshal and Lily got engaged Ted say Robin across a crowded room and i said "oh yeah, you just know she likes it dirty" but Ted really liked her so we played "haaave you met Ted". They went to dinner, he walked her home, should have kissed her, didn't - lame, so he stole a Smurf penis, went back to her place, should have kissed her, didn't - lame. He threw three patries, they kissed on a roof, but decided to be friends - lame. Then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding, she couldn't go, he went alone and met Victoria, didn't kissed her either - lame. Not a great closer Ted. But he finally kissed her, they started dating, she went to Germany, Ted kissed Robin, lost Victoria, attended a rain dance, got Robin, Ted and Robin broke up, Robin went to Brazil, came back with a latin stud. Ted got jelaous, got a tramp stamp not really relevant to the story, i just like mentioning that as much as possible. I hoked up with Robin, Ted and i stop being friends, Ted got hit by a bus we made up. (Inhales) Robin and i started dating, i got fat, her hair fell out. We broke up, Robin dated Don, i dated Nora, i cheathed on her with Robin, i dump Nora, Robin dated Kevin but not for long and then i met you and you took my grandpa's watch but i fell in love with you anyway and you let me fart in front of you and i asked you to marry me and you said yes, we came over to meet little Marvin and that's everything. I also went on the Price is right and i won a dune buggy!
oh yeah, neil would do a great rapper! :D anyone mix it with some cool beat? :) and also, nice video recaps of what is barney actually saying, good work
Don't watch the show, and don't care to, but I find it interesting that Barney won't own up to the fact that HE was hit by the bus. He was truthful about getting fat and being a cheater, but he wants it on record that he wasn't hit by a bus. Don't know if that was an intentional quirk or just a goof, but either way, it's interesting.
Robin actually moves to Argentina, and she cheats on Kevin, not Don, with Barney... other than that, this clip is amazingly well edited and synchronized...
Ted dated Robin, didn't end well, he got a tattoo and had to get it removed and met Stella. Stella went back to her husband who got Ted a teaching job. Barney and Robin dated off and on until Barney proposed. The teaching job introduced Ted to Cindy who would later recommend Tracy's band at Barney and Robin's wedding. Ted isn't over Robin and decides to leave for Chicago and takes the train and meets Tracey. Avoids all the weird unnecessary stories to your children about having sex with someone they call an aunt, the multiple one night stands, and the three way.
Seven years ago when Marshall and Lily got engaged Ted saw Robin across a crowded room and I said "oh yeah you just know she likes it dirty," but Ted really liked her so we played "Haaave You me Ted? "They went to dinner, he walked her home, should have kissed her, didn't, lame. So he stole the Smurf penis, went back to her place, should have kissed her, didn't, lame. He threw three parties, they kissed on the roof but decided to be friends, lame. Then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding, she couldn't go, he went alone and met Victoria. Didn't kiss her either, lame. Not a great closer Ted. Then he finally kissed her, they started dating, she went to Germany. Ted kissed Robin, lost Victoria, Ted did a rain dance, got Robin. Ted and Robin broke up, Robin moved to Brazil came back with a Latin stud. Ted got jealous, got a tramp stamp, not really relevant to the story I just like mentioning it as much as possible. I hooked up with Robin, Ted and I stopped being friends, Ted got hit by a bus we made up... Robin and I started dating and I got fat her hair fell out. We broke up, Robin dated Don, I dated Nora. I cheated on her with Robin, I dumped Nora. Robin dated Kevin but not for long and then I met you and you took my Grandpa's watch, but I fell in love with you anyway and you let me fart in front of you and I asked you to marry me and you said yes so we came over here to meet little Marvin and that's everything. Also I went on the Price Is Right and I won a dune buggy!" thank me later :)
Wasn't robin with don first, they broke up and only a few seasons later did Nora come? robin was dating kevin at the same time as barney and nora were together and she cheated on kevin with barney, not with don
Why don't you try to say all that without a SINGLE MISTAKE yourself? Also he said "Ted got hit by a bus" when it was Barney... who cares, bet this took over 100 tries
I've NEVER seen a single episode of this show but now I feel like I've seen it all except I'm still confused, so someone pls explain lol 1. It obviously wasn't Ted that got hit, it was the blonde telling the story. 2. Who's the mother?? 3.Why is the show called how I met your mother?? 4. Whos the person SAYING "how I met your mother" 5. Is Robin the mom?? Or was the mother not even mentioned in this video
1. Yes, its a mistake. It was Barney who got hit. 2. Tracy is the mother (not mentioned in this video) 3. Because its set up in the year 2030, and Ted is telling this story to his kids. 4. Ted Mosby 5. no. Robin is not the mother.
Seven years ago when Marshall and Lily got engaged Ted saw Robin across a crowded room and I said "oh yeah you just know she likes it dirty," but Ted really liked her so we played "Haaave You me Ted?" They went to dinner, he walked her home, should have kissed her, didn't, lame. So he stole the Smurf penis, went back to her place, should have kissed her, didn't, lame. He threw three parties, they kissed on the roof but decided to be friends, lame. Then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding, she couldn't go, he went alone and met Victoria. Didn't kiss her either, lame. Not a great closer Ted. Then he finally kissed her, they started dating, she went to Germany. Ted kissed Robin, lost Victoria, Ted did a rain dance, got Robin. Ted and Robin broke up, Robin moved to Brazil came back with a Latin stud. Ted got jealous, got a tramp stamp, not really relevant to the story I just like mentioning it as much as possible. I hooked up with Robin, Ted and I stopped being friends, Ted got hit by a bus we made up... Robin and I started dating and I got fat her hair fell out. We broke up, Robin dated Don, I dated Nora. I cheated on her with Robin, I dumped Nora. Robin dated Kevin but not for long and then I met you and you took my Grandpa's watch, but I fell in love with you anyway and you let me fart in front of you and I asked you to marry me and you said yes so we came over here to meet little Marvin and that's everything. Also I went on the Price Is Right and I won a dune buggy!
Barney explains the whole damn show in 1 minute and it took 9 years for Ted to tell the story LMAO
Not a great closer, Ted.
Kayla Johnson took him 9 seasons though only 1 was really about the mother. The rest was all showing how close they came to meeting before and how he was in love with robin
Lol. True.
Kayla Johnson, I know right!
actually 52 seconds
This montage should've been used in the actual episode
I know right..
And there should have “Flight of the Bumble Bee” in the background!
Christopher Cervantes it’s like they would’ve parodied Glee’s recap scenes LOL
@@dlmbs OMGGGG, IT´S TRUE
@@dlmbs and NPH was on glee
Totally agree
Pretty much the only thing Barney missed was Stella. He probably would've said it if he had those extra 8 seconds too.
They were talkin bout robin so it was irrelavant
When you really think about it Stella didn't change the status quo of the story much despite leaving Ted at the altar. She's kind of a filler story in the grand scheme of things and the only thing of relevance to come out of that relationship was Ted's job at Columbia.
Pretty sure he didn't mentioned in purpose out of respect for Ted
@michaeldaniels8021 I'd say Zoey more filler then stella
@@michaeldaniels8021that is a huge deal because Ted would not have gotten the job at the college Tracy went to
god dammit Barney. Argentina is not Brazil! It was your major mistake!
"Major Mistake"
rafa1000house omg :'D
I don't know if it was made on purpose, but Barney also thinks Sweden is France, so he's not so awesome in geography
Also he says Ted got hit by a bus, but actually Barney got hit by a bus
he was always like that,in hiz opinion every food from asia was chinese food,a lot of countries were france...
"ted got hit by a bus"
*Shows barney getting hit by a bus
well he’s the one who got hit and who’s telling the story gotta have a bit of brain damage and also the lack of air from the fact that he has little time to breathe
Best parts, of course: tramp stamp, won the price of right, and won a dune buggy.
But forgot about Slapsgiving!
Alex Zhang probably didn’t want to remember getting slapped
Amazing how Barney remembered all that.
He didn't. He said Robin moved to Brazil..
one of the best scenes I have ever seen in my whole life...
He said that Ted got hit by the bus, but even in the clip you can see that it's was Barney that got hit. Even if you have never watched the show... I bet this took like 100 takes and so they just decided "meh that'll do...." haha
i clearly hear "i get hit by a bus"
wrong! Listen properly. He says Ted gets hit by the bus
He also said Robin moved to Brazil (Argentina) and went out with a Latin (Argentinian) stud. The former is him lying, the latter is him not knowing his geography.
Yeah that is true. Good catch man.
You guys this montage wasn't even part of the show, the youtuber made it himself and added it
This could easily be one of the greatest and the most memorable scene ever invented!
Barney should be telling the kids how Ted met their mother!!
Text
BARNEY: I'm sorry i lyed to you, i'll tell you everything, the whole story.
QUEEN: Fine, you have one minute before i walk out that door.
BARNEY: Ahm, it's kind of a long story Queen, it's gona take a litle bit longer than a minute.
QUEEN: 52 seconds!
Seven years ago when Marshal and Lily got engaged Ted say Robin across a crowded room and i said "oh yeah, you just know she likes it dirty" but Ted really liked her so we played "haaave you met Ted". They went to dinner, he walked her home, should have kissed her, didn't - lame, so he stole a Smurf penis, went back to her place, should have kissed her, didn't - lame. He threw three patries, they kissed on a roof, but decided to be friends - lame. Then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding, she couldn't go, he went alone and met Victoria, didn't kissed her either - lame. Not a great closer Ted. But he finally kissed her, they started dating, she went to Germany, Ted kissed Robin, lost Victoria, attended a rain dance, got Robin, Ted and Robin broke up, Robin went to Brazil, came back with a latin stud. Ted got jelaous, got a tramp stamp not really relevant to the story, i just like mentioning that as much as possible. I hoked up with Robin, Ted and i stop being friends, Ted got hit by a bus we made up.
(Inhales)
Robin and i started dating, i got fat, her hair fell out. We broke up, Robin dated Don, i dated Nora, i cheathed on her with Robin, i dump Nora, Robin dated Kevin but not for long and then i met you and you took my grandpa's watch but i fell in love with you anyway and you let me fart in front of you and i asked you to marry me and you said yes, we came over to meet little Marvin and that's everything. I also went on the Price is right and i won a dune buggy!
ABSOLUTE LEGEND 👊🏽 THANK YOU 💯
🤯
0:40 It actually was relevant to the story because otherwise he wouldn't have met Stella
This was about Robin though. Stella isn’t relevant here.
that is actually very well done! nice!
Great job! What an awesome clip!!
Ted could have told his kids the first 8 seasons in just a minute.
This is awesome, Barney needs to do this again when the series is over XD
Agreed...Next time... It should be up to 2030! and in 2 minutes... Then Gets slapped into a fade out!
I would say he has to do it in 3-5 or a minute per season
WAIT NO THATS HOW HE TELLS ELLIE THE STORY OF HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
It didn't. 😆
Damn this is so good. Well don montage
It's the best montage that I've ever seen
TALENT
This is one of the first mad lads AND he did it in two breaths, that’s gotta count for something
Nicely done.
Ahmed Hasan sums it up quite nicely.
this is amazing
oh yeah, neil would do a great rapper! :D anyone mix it with some cool beat? :)
and also, nice video recaps of what is barney actually saying, good work
that was awesome!
"Barney, you go get that girl"🤣🤣
im happy this existed
The best show in the world.
One of the funniest scenes
He said ted got his by a bus xD wait what the......
He promised me a puppy
he said take a hit by a bus :D
This is damn impressive
Barney should've just became a rapper! Lol
That's it. That's the show....
Don't watch the show, and don't care to, but I find it interesting that Barney won't own up to the fact that HE was hit by the bus. He was truthful about getting fat and being a cheater, but he wants it on record that he wasn't hit by a bus. Don't know if that was an intentional quirk or just a goof, but either way, it's interesting.
Very nice clip :)
And this is the difference between Barney and Ted ... What took Ted 7 Seasons to tell, Barney said it in just One minute :D
Ha awesome! How long did this take you?
“She lets you fart in front of her?” 🤨
“Barney you go get that girl!!” 😟
Impressive.
Man, girl didn't believe him even after pulling it off.
Did anyone ever notice that he says "Ted got hit by a bus" when it was himself lol
Lol this is interesting
She didn't move there, she just went on vacation
This edit should've been in the episode
This is what the scene should have been... :)
Didn't ... lame! Hahaha Barney always legen wait for it dary!!
Robin actually moves to Argentina, and she cheats on Kevin, not Don, with Barney... other than that, this clip is amazingly well edited and synchronized...
0:46 Ted got hit by that bus? Since when does Ted look that good in a suit?
+emlem52 Ted never got hit by a bus, the writers messed up. Robin also went to Argentina, not Brasil.
+Alaska Sawyer I know. I was being facetious :).
Barney got hit by a bus after Ted got hit by another bus, I think.
You can’t remember every detail right guys. Prefect example Ted forgetting Bla Bla and Honey’s names
he says "Ted and i got..." both of them were hit by a bus
beginning of season 8 episode 1
I honestly forgot why Barney had to explain the story In The first place, I haven’t seen the show in a long time
This is too fucking good
Ted dated Robin, didn't end well, he got a tattoo and had to get it removed and met Stella. Stella went back to her husband who got Ted a teaching job. Barney and Robin dated off and on until Barney proposed. The teaching job introduced Ted to Cindy who would later recommend Tracy's band at Barney and Robin's wedding. Ted isn't over Robin and decides to leave for Chicago and takes the train and meets Tracey. Avoids all the weird unnecessary stories to your children about having sex with someone they call an aunt, the multiple one night stands, and the three way.
He said " THEN I GOT HIT BY A BUS"
He says that Ted got hit by the bus 😂
editou pra caralho ein
Seven years ago when Marshall and Lily got engaged Ted saw Robin across a crowded room and I said "oh yeah you just know she likes it dirty," but Ted really liked her so we played "Haaave You me Ted? "They went to dinner, he walked her home, should have kissed her, didn't, lame. So he stole the Smurf penis, went back to her place, should have kissed her, didn't, lame. He threw three parties, they kissed on the roof but decided to be friends, lame. Then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding, she couldn't go, he went alone and met Victoria. Didn't kiss her either, lame. Not a great closer Ted. Then he finally kissed her, they started dating, she went to Germany. Ted kissed Robin, lost Victoria, Ted did a rain dance, got Robin. Ted and Robin broke up, Robin moved to Brazil came back with a Latin stud. Ted got jealous, got a tramp stamp, not really relevant to the story I just like mentioning it as much as possible. I hooked up with Robin, Ted and I stopped being friends, Ted got hit by a bus we made up... Robin and I started dating and I got fat her hair fell out. We broke up, Robin dated Don, I dated Nora. I cheated on her with Robin, I dumped Nora. Robin dated Kevin but not for long and then I met you and you took my Grandpa's watch, but I fell in love with you anyway and you let me fart in front of you and I asked you to marry me and you said yes so we came over here to meet little Marvin and that's everything. Also I went on the Price Is Right and I won a dune buggy!"
thank me later :)
whyyyy did I see this after I wrote the whole thinggggggg ???????????
I had to listen to it with 0,75x lol
Wich season? And episode?
52 SECONDS!
que episodio es ??
Now what I really wanna know is, how did they end up arguing in the first place?
Not a great closer, Ted.
lo puedo encontrar en youtube?
The audio, yes, but the poster put all the clips together.
Which episode
This should have been the original sceen though and they would realize their mistakes :/
Why didn't the did it like this
quinn my crush
Wasn't robin with don first, they broke up and only a few seasons later did Nora come?
robin was dating kevin at the same time as barney and nora were together and she cheated on kevin with barney, not with don
Hilarious but u should've told her you got hit by a bus instead of ted then she would've felt bad for u
Didn't Robin move to Argentina?
which episode ?
8x1
Didn't Robin move to Argentina not Brazil? That bothered me so much.
Why don't you try to say all that without a SINGLE MISTAKE yourself? Also he said "Ted got hit by a bus" when it was Barney... who cares, bet this took over 100 tries
Wait, didn’t she go to Argentina not Brazil?
I've NEVER seen a single episode of this show but now I feel like I've seen it all except I'm still confused, so someone pls explain lol
1. It obviously wasn't Ted that got hit, it was the blonde telling the story.
2. Who's the mother??
3.Why is the show called how I met your mother??
4. Whos the person SAYING "how I met your mother"
5. Is Robin the mom?? Or was the mother not even mentioned in this video
1. Yes, its a mistake. It was Barney who got hit.
2. Tracy is the mother (not mentioned in this video)
3. Because its set up in the year 2030, and Ted is telling this story to his kids.
4. Ted Mosby
5. no. Robin is not the mother.
Barney didn't said it in 1 minute, but in just 51 seconds.
52:p
She said 52 secs, but he started at 51. You should watch this video again & again.
In German he says "Dan" instead of "Don" 😅
I never bothered to watch the show and this didn’t make sense at all lmfao
Thats ADHD lmao
0:46- The only lie in the whole store. LAME.
Spoiler alert!
Neil can u talk faster lol
spoilers.
caralho
puta merda
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Seven years ago when Marshall and Lily got engaged Ted saw Robin across a crowded room and I said "oh yeah you just know she likes it dirty," but Ted really liked her so we played "Haaave You me Ted?" They went to dinner, he walked her home, should have kissed her, didn't, lame. So he stole the Smurf penis, went back to her place, should have kissed her, didn't, lame. He threw three parties, they kissed on the roof but decided to be friends, lame. Then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding, she couldn't go, he went alone and met Victoria. Didn't kiss her either, lame. Not a great closer Ted. Then he finally kissed her, they started dating, she went to Germany. Ted kissed Robin, lost Victoria, Ted did a rain dance, got Robin. Ted and Robin broke up, Robin moved to Brazil came back with a Latin stud. Ted got jealous, got a tramp stamp, not really relevant to the story I just like mentioning it as much as possible. I hooked up with Robin, Ted and I stopped being friends, Ted got hit by a bus we made up... Robin and I started dating and I got fat her hair fell out. We broke up, Robin dated Don, I dated Nora. I cheated on her with Robin, I dumped Nora. Robin dated Kevin but not for long and then I met you and you took my Grandpa's watch, but I fell in love with you anyway and you let me fart in front of you and I asked you to marry me and you said yes so we came over here to meet little Marvin and that's everything. Also I went on the Price Is Right and I won a dune buggy!