Batman Contigency Plans: Agent 47
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- čas přidán 13. 09. 2024
- Batman reveals his detailed contingency plan to counter the formidable Agent 47, voiced by AI
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Really hope it was intentional that the video is exactly four minutes and forty-seven seconds
😮😮
It's four minutes and forty-six seconds now
I wonder if the organisation "asked" to fix it
@@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer CZcams sometimes rounds the length of the video down by a second.
@@Techhunter_Talon the foundation forced youtube to round it out!
For some reason, when I just look at the video link it does say that but when I click on it it's only 4 minutes and 46 seconds
47 appears behind him
“Not a bad plan”
Fight ensues
😂
^_^7
That would happen. 47 does have the uncanny ability to get wherever he needs to go.
"47, your next mission is quite a difficult one. In Gotham, the most crime ridden city in the world, is the vigilante known simply as 'Batman', age unknown. He deals with organized crime through out the city that the police are ill equipped to deal with, which, as you may have guessed, is bad for our client. Intel on the target is slim, we lack information on his true identity or place of residence. However... Multiple criminals are known for their ability to consistently draw him out. The Joker, Prince of Crime and one of these criminals, has stolen multiple pay-loads of military-grade explosives and we expect him to try something, causing Batman to reveal himself. Good luck, Agent 47."
Great
Ok now I need this channel to do the opposite with a series of AI Diana tasking 47 with taking out various figures across fiction, that would be equally as entertaining and amazing. 😂
worth noting 47 avoids collateral damage...not that he cares about civilians but rather he's a professional and sees it unprofessional to hurt/kill bystanders
Also he can use any object he csn get his hands on as a weapon to assassinate his targers, especially a coin and a whale skeleton.
I’d argue he does care about civilians; many of his targets are people who are terrible to others or have caused harm to others. The player makes the choices of how to carry the missions out, but canonically his targets are the sole intended victims.
@@generaljm7560 perhaps but he doesn't chose his targets there assigned to him
Also, he has zero sex drive. It was removed during the cloning process that created him.
@@Jack-yo2bc Yeah. Although most of the missions in the Hitman games have the player killing people that aren't exactly good themselves.
Contingency Plan Code: Perf-
*Agent 47 is already in the Batcave
he is wearing a butler costume and pretending to be alfred giving him tea as batman explains his plan
47 does care about people to an extent. He cared about an old priest friend of his. The priest allowed him to stay in the church & 47 became the church’s caretaker & gardener. When the priest was kidnapped in his own church 47 went on a revenge mission. That shows he cares
Actually the priest was kidnapped.
The priest didn't get killed but rather was kidnapped so as to coerce 47 back into being a hitman. He then eventually confronts the kidnappers back at the church, kills them, and saves his friend. Although he doesn't return back to that peaceful life he tried to lead and becomes a hitman again purely so that his presence doesn't endanger another person close to him. He apparently donates some of the money he gets from contracts to that same church.
Diana maybe
Contingency plan code: One Man Army
Subject: John Rambo
Awesome name for a Contingency Plan Name.
@@brokenbridge6316 I could have also went with "First Blood" or "War Veteran"
@@TheDreadMan---No "One Man Army" describes Rambo perfectly. Please don't change the name.
The plan: a good supply of body bags
What Rambo, young Rambo or Old Rambo?
Young has a lot of PTSD and can be stopped by talking to him.
Old, not so much, he won't stop for anything...
Hearing how Batman would take on this guy gave me goosebumps. Awesome video.
"I'll always be one step ahead of 47. Prepare dinner, Alfred." - "Thank you." - "What a strange taste, it's... Alfred, where did you buy these beans? Alfred, Alfred? I'm vomiting! No, not today." 🥴😵💫
Somehow, I don't think it would be that easy. Pretty sure Batman would be able to tell that 47 isn't Alfred, considering Alfred has been the Wayne Family Butler for Bruce's entire life and is the man who raised him for part of those years. It would be much more simple to attend one of the events Bruce Wayne has to attend as a cook...
47 when bruce has a white dot over his head
*cut to 47 as Alfred drowning Batman in a toilet*
@@tonyg9775 Or Alfred drowning 47 in the Toilet, Alfred is something of a Badass himself
@@thegamingbluefiredragon428 yeah a lot of people tend to forget just how good alfred is himself, and unlike batman, he does not have a no killing rule. meaning there is a pretty decent chance of 47 catching lead from Alfred's shotgun. And on top of that, alfred is clever enough to hide all his weapons to the point of bruce cant find them, in his own home.
Also, 47 has been shown to be extremely intelligent. Even working from the limited intel available, he could probably make some guesses about Batman's potential age range (teenager or young adult at his first appearance, plus however many decades he has stayed active since then), his wealth (it takes millions, if not billions, to fund that kind of arsenal, and it can't be a standalone inheritance if he has been continuously active for decades), and his no-killing rule. Search the city's public records for anyone with the required amount of wealth, remove any criminals who have repeatedly fought Batman or have been serving jail sentences while Batman was actively catching other criminals, and do some basic recon on anyone else.
Once he's certain of his target, he can infiltrate the mansion, locate any secret entrances by using his gadgets/sensors, and keep going deeper until he's finally able to have a "friendly chat" with Batman: no need for a complicated contingency plan, just drop the investigation into me, and I'll show some professional courtesy by staying out of Gotham.
After all, 47's targets always have blood on their hands, some much more than others, and 47 is no stranger to slowly dismantling massive shadowy organizations. If Batman agrees to the truce, both sides can help the other out in their investigations by sharing intel from time to time. If Batman refuses, "accidents" might happen around the "Bat Family"...
Just wait until alfred gets wind of this, agent 47 has nothing on alfred
I'd like to that if 47 was in Gotham or had a contract in Gotham, possibly to hit Bruce Wayne, I'd like to think that he is completely prepared for Batman and more probably has already prepared for Batman to be after him or be aware of him in Gotham and would have plans of his own before he even steps foot in Gotham. taking on 47 is like taking on John Wick, it is more than a man, it is a force of nature and sheer fucking will
The thing is, Batman fights assassins on a daily basis, half of his rogues gallery consist of skilled assassins and killers: Deadshot, Deathstroke, Azryal, and even the League of Assassins
Contingency Plan for AM from I have no mouth and I must scream
Contingency Plan Code: "United States Secret Service", "Your rides over mutie" or "Semper Fi"
Subject: Frank Horrigan
Can we have one of these contingency plan please for frank
The thing is that each of those would be very fitting for a Frank Horrigan contingency but i can't choose on which one is better for it cuz they're pretty good
It could be any of each I don't have a problem
Frank would totally work for cadmus
Contingency Plan Code: Banana Slamma
Subject: Donkey Kong
Nice choice
@@brokenbridge6316 Thank you
Contingency Plan Code: The One
Subject: Neo
Most of Neo's powers are only available inside the Matrix, outside he can destroy machines and see things the way people can't
@@rpgveteran1252 In the later movies, Neo gained the same superpowers outside of the Matrix for no real reason. It was stupid, but canon, unfortunately.
Contingency plan code: The Eye of the enemy.
Subject: Sauron.
Nice suggestion
Contingency Plan Code: A Little Game
Subject: Jigsaw
Contingency Plan Code: 007
Subject: James Bond
Answer: Never tell him your plans.
Great suggestion. But it would help if the villain doesn't arrogantly take so long in killing him and ignores what Bond tries to tell him. That would help.
@@brokenbridge6316 Agreed. Simply, eliminates him inmediately, than be wasting your time boasting.
@@josecuestas7246---It would've certainly helped Goldfinger in the movie "Goldfinger" but then we would have no James Bond and no fun movie afterwards. Also no awesome introduction from a particularly memorable Bond Girl too.
@@brokenbridge6316 Good point.
Holy shit, this is the best series I've found on CZcams so far. Keep doing more of this bro.
Contingency Plan Code: He Never Sleeps
Subject: The Judge holden
...
Contingency Plan Code: Swiss Army Knife. Subject: Macguyver.
I grew up watching the old series with Richard Dean Anderson. Whenever I heard him talk I felt like my dad was talking to me. Both men spoke in the same manner.
Nice choice
This Batman contingency plan is perfect as always. I would love to see a fight between Batman and Agent 47 it would be beyond epic and badass.
Imagine an animated movie where he's hired to kill Bruce Wayne. :)
@@barrettfenwick8028 Now your talking !
This does neglect one thing: Diana Burnwood, Agent 47's handler and contact in the ICA. Fighting 47 would mean having to contend with Diana and possibly all the resources that the ICA might spare. Especially if someone hires the ICA to take out the Batman, or Bruce Wayne, and if 47 takes on the contract.
Now that puts a super awesome image into my head
@@brokenbridge6316 Lol same here
Also worth noting Agent 47 will in his own way even look after/rescue those who've been abused/mistreated by his Target/Targets though you're not exactly big on his way of doing it!
Contingency Plan Code: Skyrim’s Hero
Subject: The Last Dragonborn
Contingency Plan Code: Used to be an Adventurer
Subject: Generic Skyrim Guard
@stevenchoza6391
Batman: tools
DB: disarm shout
Batman: hides
DB: Las yah neel (life sense)
Batman: hand to hand
DB: Force shout
Batman: pulls away
DB: whirlwind sprint
Batman: retreats
DB: ice form
Batman: caught
DB: Weeps, I thought youd be a challenge.
Step one: put an arrow in the knee
In the time it took Batman to put together this contingency, 47 already slipped into Wayne Enterprises, disguised as a delivery boy, knocked out a cubicle drone in the bathroom and took his clothes, discretely stepped into the security office to borrow a guard’s clearance, obtained access to the top office, plugged a flash drive into the computer to allow his support staff to hack Batman’s surveillance system…and slipped a dose of emetic poison into Bruce Wayne’s cup of coffee, while he wasn’t looking, before calmly leaving the premises while Bruce was preoccupied with worshiping the porcelain throne.
The one issue: The poison. I'm pretty sure that the Batman knows his poisons and would know what to look out for when it comes to a tampered drink.
In fact, that whole setup could work for a confrontation between the Batman and Agent 47. Maybe Bruce fakes drinking from the cup, wanders off to a bathroom as though he has gotten sick, and waits for 47 there before a fight breaks out between them? Something like that? I do know both parties are incredibly clever in how they operate and are difficult to catch by surprise (unless the story demands it).
Follow up... Bruce is assessing the situation in the Bat Cave; when Alfred arrives with tea and pleasant conversation... Only one little verbal flaw... strikes him seconds before drinking the tea! It's not Alfred!...
47: Nice try, Batman, aka Bruce Wayne. You know that ICA agents are even having the data from everyone computer codes. I took out 11 ICA agents trying to kill me, but I can kill them right back. So I know all your movements and kill you and the same with your enemies as well. So you're moved Batman, aka Bruce Wayne.
@@barrettfenwick8028 or there is just as much of a chance of Alfred dragging in 47's shotgun riddled corpse. Alfred is no pushover himself, and unlike Bruce, he has no problems with killing. Hell in one comic Alfred even threw hands with superman.
@@ryuukeisscifiproductions1818that was after Alfred got a dose of super drugs. Plus, 47 has killed highly skilled special forces operatives before, so it’s not like Alfred is anything new to him. I still believe Batman would win, especially if he knew who 47 was and that he was coming for him, (an advantage the majority of 47’s victims didn’t have) but I think the idea that Alfred easily beats 47 is kind of far fetched.
47: "He dresses like a bat, he should be easy to find."
This contingency plan has a fatal flaw - he's already poisoned you.
Batman’s immune to poison at this point. Literally two of his villains use poisons as their weapon.
Contingency plan code: Totally Spies
Subjects: Sam, Clover, and Alex
Just buy out a mall with clearance sales 😂
I wonder Alfred would be buddy the guy who look like him
Imagine if he shows up in the bat cave and says “you’ve done your homework Bruce” and Batman would ask “how did you know” 47 would respond “your not the only person who does research on their targets.”
Batman’s bulletproof. Shooting him won’t work.
Resorting to the Cell Phone gambit again. Just shows how much of a threat 47 is.
Contingency Plan Code: Tuesday
Subject: M. Bison
2 things with agent 47 Bats underestimated.
1 his pertanatural accuracy w8th firearms mean any attempt to widen the gap to breath could be dangerous.
2. His sniper rifle could kill at 4.x km. This inducates his weapons will be able to do significant damage if not penetrate his suit after systematically hitting the same area multiple times.
Thata if he even goes for useing fore arms, as a master enologist and chemist he could actullynSucceed with a poisoning attempt via Wines
@@milesedgeworth3667Batman doesn’t drink wine, even when he’s alone.
Contingency Plan Code: King Of Monsters.
Subject: Godzilla.
He did one already.
@@robertstephen8372 Yeah, I had checked. 😅
47 would just shoot the cameras before they spot him, and even if they do, he can just disable the recording feature. Not for nothing, but cameras are the least effective means of tracking him
I’d imagine Bruce would install bulletproof cameras and would have his cameras be installed with some type of device to prevent disabling. This is Batman where talking about, he plans for everything.
Contingency plan code: I always come back
Subject: William Afton
Already done
Contingency plan code: Demon king.
Subject: Ganondorf.
Who is Ganondorf?
@@brokenbridge6316 The antagonist of legend of Zelda.
@@Lego-Joe-1---Oh Sorry. I never played that game. I think I might've played it's sequel though.
Contingency Plan Code: Queen Of Escalation
Subject: Taylor Hebert from WORM
Contingency Plan Code: Astral Chaos
Subjects: Soul Edge and Soul Caliber
Contingency Plan Code: "Two Hands/Lavender Eyes"
Subject: Drizzt Do'Urden
Contingency Plan Code: Exorcist
Subject: John Constantine
Nice pic
If DC does a Crossover Movie with Agent 47, they better make a Movie of Batman vs. Agent 47, with the title as "Batman vs. 47: Battle of Stealth"
Contingency plan code: What doing?
Subject: Jeffy (sml)
Contingency Plan Code: Umbrella
Subject: Albert Wesker
issue is the ICA will come to his rescue MI6 might also try and save him considering he has saved the cover of many of their agents
47 then tricks Batman into entering the annual "Bald Men Who Enjoy Nice Suits" convention.
The barcode would give him away.
Agent 47:like to see you try batboy.
Batman: “47, did you know Superman can hear things from a thousands miles away? All I have to do is whisper and he’ll be on his way.”
@@Lutherstrode17492 agent 47: I'll stop him too.
Well another thing to consider is if we are going off the hitman remake version he can tell if somebody could possibly recognize him (and know exactly if/when they do)or already know who he looks like even through walls thats a very powerful ability that alone can be the deciding factor if you can ever spot him or not in the field
Batman vs Agent 47, now that would be a fight for the ages. Batman is good, but 47.... he's the best in the business. Not to mention he usually has his Handler in his ear, Diana was it?
Batman pretty regularly deals with assassins who are the best in the business. Not to mention, Batman’s best friend is an unstoppable alien with super hearing. All Bats has to do is whisper and Superman will be there in half a second.
Oracle: Hey Bruce, you might want to check this file.
Mission briefing:
“Good afternoon 47. Your target is Bruce Wayne, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, and as we recently discovered, is the masked vigilante known as Batman. He spends his nights terrorizing local crime syndicates and is an active member of The Justice League. Roman Sionis, our client, has ordered us to put an end to Bruce as revenge for his interference. The ICA has negotiated a deal with Roman that will supply us with weapons and cover aid for the next 20 years. Bruce is attending a party in the Gotham Convention Center, where he is expected to make a massive donation to the local city orphanage. As much as I dislike this assignment, the Board has decided to send the best we have. The clock is ticking 47, good luck. I will leave you to prepare.”
“Bruce, you really should have considered Diana Burnwood in this contingency. I’ll have Jason on standby at the party. I’m not taking no for an answer.”
I was hoping the Cilent to be a mister Joe Ker :P. Nice write up
Agent 47 ain't that easy bats.😂
Imagine that conversation between Batman and a contained, neutralized 47 who attempts to play upon the Caped Crusader's past and psychological weakpoints.
Contingency plan for Swat Kats please
1:58-2:10 truer words have never been spoken.
Contingency plan its naughty time
Subject: naughty bear (he is well known in dead by daylight and his own game serise)
Contigency Plan Code: Ratboy
Subject: Default from Watch Dogs
Why’d I think you were suggesting ratboy genius for a second
Contingency Plan Code: Have you seen this chicken?
Subject: Feathers Mcgraw
Contingency Plan Code: hell fighter
Subject: Doom Slayer
Answer: get him a new bunny pet 🐰
Already did it four months ago.
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IMO, if 47 is out to get you he will.
It’s who has the drop on who that wins this battle.
Contingency plan code: Gundam
Subject: Amuro Ray.
Nice choice
Agent 47 would absolutely be a perfect equal to Batman.
Contingency Plan Code: Henshin
Subject: The Kamen Riders
Contingency Plan Code: South Park
Subject: Eric Cartman
Eric Theodore Cartman, mostly called by his surname, "Cartman", is a young, pre-adolescent boy who lives with his mother, Liane, in a small town in Colorado, known as South Park. Though he is only 10 years old, Cartman has displayed numerous alarming, concerning traits that indicate him being a criminal psychopath. His actions and numerous crimes throughout the years include (but are not limited to) bullying, verbal abuse, racism, antisemitism, fraud, impersonation, manipulation, blackmail, kidnapping, thievery, and once even tricking a teenage boy to cannibalize his own parents (whose deaths Cartman helped bring about).
Throughout the years, Cartman has displayed moments of devious intelligence, such as forming his own businesses, starting a rock band, operating a fried chicken smuggling operation, and even escaping from juvenile prison. On a sidenote, in addition to these intelligent feats, Cartman has also shown to be gullible at times and even downright idiotic. This makes him simultaneously unpredictable and potentially vulnerable to manipulation.
Most concerning is the fact that Cartman seems incapable of aging. The earliest known records of Eric Cartman date back to August 13, 1997. He was reported to be 10 years old back then, and yet has maintained his same physical state throughout 27 years. This suggests that Cartman may possess a genetic trait or anomaly that causes acute dwarfism. Or perhaps the metaphysical laws of South Park simply make him incapable of growing past the age of ten. However, even though his overweight body shows little to no change, his mind has grown over the years and his creativity, cunning, and cruelty are far beyond those normally seen from a young boy.
To form a contingency plan for Eric Cartman, we must proceed carefully, as evidence suggests he may be on the same threat level as the Joker. Records indicate that those who threaten or pose a danger to Cartman are met with horrible consequences, from jailtime, to insanity, and even death.
Our areas of focus will include his mother, Liane, Cartman's obesity, and, most importantly, his overinflated hubris and foolish behavior.
Fun fact: Nightwing is Agent 37.
What!?
Play ave Mariah, with Batman. I think we got something here. After all they did do Batman vs the ninja turtles. Huh?
Batman vs agent 47
Yeah, he faced the Shredder on Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and disarm Batman from round 2 knowing Batman moveset.
Impressive video. Thank you for the video.
Contingency Plan Code: Tuesday
Subject: M. Bison (Dictator) (Street Fighter)
These two would have an incredibly interesting dynamic
Even applying all of this perfectly would still be difficult.
Contingency Plan Code: The Forbidden
Subject: Candyman
Contingency Plan Code: Deadeye
Subject: Karl Fairbourne
47 would literally disguise himself as Alfred
Contigency: Meat Grinder
Subject: Jerma985
World greatest detective vs world greatest killer, sounds very interesting...
Contingency Plan Code: Time Compression.
Subject: Ultimecia.
Answer: Prevent the shipping of Squall and Rinoa.
Contingency Plan for Judge Holden
Luv the content
Just watch out for that briefcase
Contiguity plan:gravewalker
Subject:talion from shadow of war
That’s should be an interesting clash between those two.Never know what there gonna do.
Contingency plan code "Eclipse
Target: The Godhand
Contingency Plan Code: Champion of Chaos
Subject: Prince Dethrix Drakath II (or simply Drakath: AQW/DF)
Batman vs Agent 47 would be soooooooo cool.
Contingency Plan Code: Yellow Burn
Subject: Yang Xiao Long
Contigency Plan: Paddy's Pub
Subject: The Gang
It's a bit out there, but I figured due to their ability to ruin the lives of anyone who interacts with them, it might tick Batman off. Plus Frank is like a way more depraved verison of the Pengiun and Charlie definely has a bit of Ratcatcher in him.
Contingency Plan: Undead Tyrant
Subject name: Nemesis
Contingency Plan Code: Archimedes
Subject: The Medic (Team Fortress 2)
I'll be like trying to stop deadshot.
He's right behind me, isn't he?
Goodb luck with that Bruce.
Contingency Plan Code: Dictionary
Subject: Maxwell (Scribblenauts)
I love these, but don't mess with agent 47 😎
Contingency plancode: The King of Curses
Subject: Ryomen Sukuna
Alfred: Master wayne, i have terrible news, Miss Kyle was found dead in her apartment, having been drowened in the bathroom, Master Todd was shot while riding his motorcycle at 100 MPH, Miss Gordon died in a freak accident, Commissioner Gordon fell of the roof of the police department, and Master Grayson died to eating poisoned food also a mister aurthur Edwards is asking for you.
Contingency Plan Code: Songs of War
Subject: Ingressus Voltaris (aka Deathsinger)
How about one with Doctor Doom. I like to see how Batman can take down one of Marvel's smartest and dangerous sorcerers.
Contingency plan code: Sing sing fruit
Subject: Tot musica
my top 3 contingency plans I wanna see .. John Wick Chuck Norris and The Tick...
Contingency Plan Code: Perfect Dark
Subject: Joanna Dark
Contingency Code: Your Soul Is Mine.
Subject Name: Shang Tsung
contingency plan code: Aggressive menace
Subject: AM
Do the punisher a contingency plan against him would be interesting or Jason Bourne