Private Investigator Guesses Who's Dating Out Of A Lineup • Part 3

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Komentáře • 781

  • @samanthamorris427
    @samanthamorris427 Před 4 lety +10849

    Stanley looked like he was going to fall apart 🤣

    • @jyana719
      @jyana719 Před 4 lety +156

      Samantha Morris constantly. Like at any point he was going to just break 😂

    • @aether8412
      @aether8412 Před 4 lety +9

      6.5k but only 2 comments????

    • @slicerx56
      @slicerx56 Před 4 lety +12

      The whole time I got the vibe he was giving real answers and just was super uncomfortable

    • @Zambicus
      @Zambicus Před 4 lety +8

      He like those dudes in LA Noire who were told to ACT LIKE THEY'RE LYING RIGHT NOW.

    • @amelijafink7537
      @amelijafink7537 Před 4 lety +5

      Stanley is me when the teacher calls on me

  • @luckydude70
    @luckydude70 Před 4 lety +6086

    Why did Stanley hesitate when he was asking him what his name was LOOOL

    • @knightofcarrion7358
      @knightofcarrion7358 Před 4 lety +180

      ryan Li lack of self confidence/stage fright

    • @a_bear
      @a_bear Před 4 lety +96

      Anxiety lol

    • @FFeras
      @FFeras Před 4 lety +87

      It’s to make the PI think he’s making up a story.

    • @peeli5657
      @peeli5657 Před 4 lety +7

      Some Guy on the internet no he was just a mess

    • @arhamanwar3365
      @arhamanwar3365 Před 4 lety +1

      that's so me in vivas

  • @brookedavis404
    @brookedavis404 Před 4 lety +4535

    John: you both work here whatever, everybody works here, I think I work here now 😂

    • @imagination962
      @imagination962 Před 4 lety +13

      Lol😂🤣

    • @thatoldserpent851
      @thatoldserpent851 Před 4 lety +5

      I just started working there too. DON’T EAT MY LUNCH!

    • @elleteddy1086
      @elleteddy1086 Před 4 lety +12

      I imagine he’s in a dungeon locked up and they come down and get hm when he’s needed

  • @DrummerBoyNZMC
    @DrummerBoyNZMC Před 4 lety +4322

    I thought Stanley was acting like that on purpose to throw him off. Guess he's just one of those people that can't lie :/

    • @afroandguyandsomefin
      @afroandguyandsomefin Před 4 lety +47

      Interestingly enough, he has acting roles on IMDb.

    • @Paint-and-plants
      @Paint-and-plants Před 4 lety +154

      Could’ve been reverse psychology. Double bluff. Trying to seem like too obvious of a choice, so he’s avoided but in actuality..

    • @princesspeach9382
      @princesspeach9382 Před 4 lety +12

      Why the ":/" face? .

    • @8ncient1
      @8ncient1 Před 4 lety +4

      David Officer terrible performance. Cringey af

    • @fos1451
      @fos1451 Před 4 lety

      Grace Franson well maybe he try to quadruple bluff

  • @heonyscribbles
    @heonyscribbles Před 4 lety +9175

    Stanley my man, you *can't* keep calm under pressure haha bless

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 Před 4 lety +162

      I'm guessing Stanley has trouble when asked what he wants at McDonalds.
      But hey, credit to Stanley for dating far above his league.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 Před 4 lety +6

      @@drewjohnson9498 People do date who they like - and generally that's people who look about as good as them. Couples where one person looks much better than the other stand out because it's unusual.
      The exception is when they knew each other a long time before dating. But of course that means the more attractive one had the opportunity to date many people first.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 Před 4 lety +2

      @@drewjohnson9498 In fact studies back me up on both counts. Beauty may be subjective, but most people define it in the same narrow band.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 Před 4 lety +1

      @@drewjohnson9498 No, I'm not a sociologist. I don't bookmark things for citation.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 Před 4 lety +1

      @@drewjohnson9498 Not random studies, I do read science sites. I just have no reason to bookmark the hundred of articles I read every year - it's not a normal thing to do.
      The studies aren't random - those rating sites where they show pictures of people were started by studies to look into what people find physically attractive.

  • @InfiresTaekook
    @InfiresTaekook Před 4 lety +4778

    STANLEY DO THEY KNOW YOU ARE DATING? 🤣🤣

  • @imjustmi2040
    @imjustmi2040 Před 4 lety +3940

    I could watch John guessing things for years, it's just sooo fun

  • @Redstarfields
    @Redstarfields Před 4 lety +4963

    Bruh I love how he was like “is that tru?” to Blake and he was like “I’m not an actor or model” and John was like “could have fooled me” and I was like “👀”

    • @abs.11.11
      @abs.11.11 Před 4 lety +26

      sym is annoyed he said it sarcastically though

    • @queenQueso1
      @queenQueso1 Před 4 lety +13

      Yeah they’re both into it

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 Před 4 lety +43

      If you look like Blake, why just be an editor? If I could get by on my looks, I would.

    • @danielhanson1434
      @danielhanson1434 Před 4 lety

      Red and you were like right *looks to the right suspiciously* wtf bro

    • @jackl8025
      @jackl8025 Před 4 lety +2

      @sym is annoyed they both are!

  • @elyvion4980
    @elyvion4980 Před 4 lety +2218

    Stanley is me in presentations

    • @joodie
      @joodie Před 4 lety +37

      elyvion stanley is me on a daily basis

    • @Chipotits
      @Chipotits Před 4 lety +8

      elyvion i choked KEKEKSO

  • @doom3798
    @doom3798 Před 4 lety +6920

    the real question is. is john dating anyone

  • @Riotfan09
    @Riotfan09 Před 4 lety +1459

    I love how proud he is when he guesses correctly

  • @tystall2930
    @tystall2930 Před 4 lety +915

    "do they know"
    Her smile, in the background, lit up so much brighter than anyone else's.

    • @tkdchic78
      @tkdchic78 Před 4 lety +25

      100% the way she watched him when he was answering questions made it obvious ❤

    • @mia754
      @mia754 Před 4 lety +13

      I thought it was Lillian because she was laughing so much

    • @ergoanteros
      @ergoanteros Před 4 lety +4

      @@tkdchic78 they were both watching each other, it was so cute and obvious

    • @phataskitty5740
      @phataskitty5740 Před 3 lety

      Exactly how I knew. They’re so obvious 🌝😌✋

    • @Joe_Parmesan
      @Joe_Parmesan Před 4 měsíci

      Same with Stanley when John kept asking Felicia "what about before that?"

  • @itza1647
    @itza1647 Před 4 lety +2826

    this is my FAVORITE series no doubt

    • @tobiaguilar5926
      @tobiaguilar5926 Před 4 lety +14

      then you should watch "cut" its a youtube channel that posts stuff like this a lot buzzed is just doing what cut did first lol

    • @KwansimaJ
      @KwansimaJ Před 4 lety +23

      Tori Aguilar yea but the detective makes this so much better

    • @nicholeb7998
      @nicholeb7998 Před 4 lety +1

      Tori Aguilar Cut curses too much

    • @clrwhl
      @clrwhl Před 4 lety +1

      Kwanzaa 1000% John is soooo much more interesting than Elizabeth

    • @flumbodog
      @flumbodog Před 4 lety

      im actually crying i was the 2000th like and that has never happened

  • @arielw7883
    @arielw7883 Před 4 lety +2338

    john radiates jim hopper energy shut up you know im right

  • @mrsbieber5700
    @mrsbieber5700 Před 4 lety +1342

    *guess who's dating*
    "are you single"
    felicia: "yes"

    • @stephwiddemer662
      @stephwiddemer662 Před 4 lety +109

      I think they were all supposed to say they were single for consistancy. The guy just got tripped up.

    • @renierbarnard2999
      @renierbarnard2999 Před 3 lety +1

      They could have really said anything as he wouldnt know if they are lying or not (except you know who, who cant lie or speak the truth apparently)

  • @asha-not
    @asha-not Před 4 lety +412

    ”everyone works here”
    *”even i think i work here now”*

  • @noely2264
    @noely2264 Před 4 lety +1688

    At 9:20 when John said Stanley could be dating Blake look who Stanley looks at after looking at Blake.
    Knew right then and there who he was dating.

    • @WatersmithTV
      @WatersmithTV Před 4 lety +91

      It was actually hella obvious at 3:58

    • @BlackCelticsFan
      @BlackCelticsFan Před 4 lety +110

      This comment hurts my brain

    • @barrettgoldenberg8667
      @barrettgoldenberg8667 Před 4 lety +30

      Watersmith I thought the same thing they kept laughing at each other

    • @keeps8500
      @keeps8500 Před 4 lety +5

      SAME

    • @KanazawaFTW
      @KanazawaFTW Před 4 lety +11

      Yeah you can really tell when he is getting questioned and that girl doesn't change her facial expression in the slightest.

  • @theog4518
    @theog4518 Před 4 lety +917

    Group of 6 all couples next time! I wanna see how many if not all he could get right!

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 Před 4 lety +27

      No, a polyamorous group.

    • @mariaah3073
      @mariaah3073 Před 4 lety +103

      or 1 couple and 4 of their closest friends, so they all know each other fairly well and share interests

    • @fiavalenti6247
      @fiavalenti6247 Před 3 lety

      @@recoil53 aggggg 😂

    • @burneraccountforthewin
      @burneraccountforthewin Před 2 lety

      @@recoil53 That's so evil. I love it

  • @AdriGoddess
    @AdriGoddess Před 4 lety +267

    WHO invited, Stanley?!!!!!! Can't even tell a lie! I wish John would have kept him in that chair for a lot longer, Stanley looked ready to just spill all the beans, even if John didn't ask him any questions. 😂

  • @alyssavargas4813
    @alyssavargas4813 Před 4 lety +504

    Does john actually do his job or does he just work for buzzfeed now

  • @JG124_
    @JG124_ Před 4 lety +223

    Well, at least she knows he'd never be able to cheat on her.

  • @DevilboyScooby
    @DevilboyScooby Před 4 lety +123

    Did anyone actually brief Stanley on what he was supposed to do? 😂

  • @BoredRandomCraptv
    @BoredRandomCraptv Před 4 lety +67

    Stanley's nervousness is so funny man! Just watching his mannerisms while trying to answer was cracking me up.

  • @trichardson6824
    @trichardson6824 Před 4 lety +149

    “You both work here. Everybody works here. I think I work here now” 😂😂

  • @pj1995____
    @pj1995____ Před 4 lety +19

    Poor Stanley should never talk to the police, he'll confess to a crime he didn't commit

  • @agreco1802
    @agreco1802 Před 4 lety +286

    "On another episode of how Buzzfeed identifies who of their employees are good liars" 😂

  • @jettnash5217
    @jettnash5217 Před 4 lety +99

    Stanleys eyes when Lillian sat down just flicked to her and he looked nervous

  • @forextao1248
    @forextao1248 Před 4 lety +750

    This dude looks like Frank from How To Get Away With Murder 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @phoebek789
      @phoebek789 Před 4 lety +20

      Forex Tao OHHHHH MY GOD HE DOES WHYYYY

    • @reignkimberly
      @reignkimberly Před 4 lety +19

      HE DOES!! who got Hopper vibes from Stranger Things lol 😂

    • @_WhiteW0lf_
      @_WhiteW0lf_ Před 4 lety +1

      @@reignkimberly Hopper is too Daddy lol but yeah he kinda has the same personality with the actor David Harbour

    • @erroreden
      @erroreden Před 4 lety +3

      Whoa he doessss

    • @DylanCP-yd9el
      @DylanCP-yd9el Před 4 lety

      He looks like Ian from Smosh

  • @goodguyabin6607
    @goodguyabin6607 Před 4 lety +264

    STANLEY WOULD SNITCH FASTER THEN TEKASHI 69 😂

  • @Princess-en1dv
    @Princess-en1dv Před 4 lety +126

    playing the video back, Stanley did keep looking at his girlfriend. this detective is too good, realizing body language.

  • @beeguil
    @beeguil Před 4 lety +145

    10:28 John finally said it. "I think I work here now"

  • @mariatitus6728
    @mariatitus6728 Před 4 lety +155

    why is stanley so sketchy😂

  • @jessiekay86
    @jessiekay86 Před 4 lety +18

    stanley was so bad at lying that I started thinking he might actually be SO GOOD at lying that he’s pretending to be bad to mess with us

  • @DanniVentura
    @DanniVentura Před 4 lety +114

    I love his casual “Okay’s” 😂😂😂

  • @ChoklitThundah
    @ChoklitThundah Před 4 lety +61

    When Stanley couldn’t give an answer to what his girlfriend’s job is, I had a feeling it’s because she had already been interviewed

  • @luck7262
    @luck7262 Před 4 lety +208

    John: So tell me about the Sharks

  • @christalrosado7629
    @christalrosado7629 Před 4 lety +39

    Stanley is KILLING me!!! I'm literally crying !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @expectfrecks7716
    @expectfrecks7716 Před 4 lety +412

    they should do a poly relationship to REALLY throw him off

    • @knightofcarrion7358
      @knightofcarrion7358 Před 4 lety +17

      expectfrecks
      So in other words, not a real relationship. Oh shot this is buzzfeed imma not allowed to think that.

    • @Bhawna03
      @Bhawna03 Před 4 lety +42

      @@knightofcarrion7358 You think you're so cool lol

    • @fiavalenti6247
      @fiavalenti6247 Před 3 lety +1

      @@knightofcarrion7358 huh how is that not a real relationship

  • @ThePirateHunter
    @ThePirateHunter Před 4 lety +109

    I've never seen such a bad liar XD

  • @InfiresTaekook
    @InfiresTaekook Před 4 lety +117

    Dude gotta chill under pressure.

  • @Isabella-lf2ku
    @Isabella-lf2ku Před 4 lety +232

    these are my favorite video seriese buzzfeed has ever done omg this investigator is soo funny and its so intersting to see his process of finding out the truth PLEASE dont stop making these !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @drugstorecowgirl222
    @drugstorecowgirl222 Před 4 lety +72

    let’s all be honest, the couple in this video is blake and john

  • @hector7935
    @hector7935 Před 4 lety +17

    John never says his last name unlike the other private investigators. That’s a true PI for you.

  • @louisnolte6592
    @louisnolte6592 Před 4 lety +30

    This guy is the real Hopper from Stranger Things.

  • @user-kv7pr7xs6k
    @user-kv7pr7xs6k Před 4 lety +35

    1:18 “What was his problem?”
    Well that was blunt 😂😂

  • @sarahdube3820
    @sarahdube3820 Před 4 lety +38

    Stanley's me in high school during exams. 😂

  • @cob3377
    @cob3377 Před 4 lety +41

    They should do this but throw in one professional actor

  • @Exclaw
    @Exclaw Před 4 lety +60

    john is such a daddeeee

  • @antislutful
    @antislutful Před 4 lety +9

    Whoever chose Stanley for this deserves a raise.
    Damn.

  • @ireneongailing9488
    @ireneongailing9488 Před 4 lety +15

    Stanley is such a bad liar 😂😂

  • @nicolegomez6006
    @nicolegomez6006 Před 4 lety +36

    I'm a simple person, I see John, I click

  • @asha-not
    @asha-not Před 4 lety +39

    *”black swan”*
    blake: wOaH
    me: hit the woah bruh!🤠😔

  • @ccshanahan
    @ccshanahan Před 4 lety +15

    Stanley needs to be in more videos!

  • @lyss03
    @lyss03 Před 4 lety +6

    Stanley hesitated on his name- 🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @priscillacedeno499
    @priscillacedeno499 Před 4 lety +18

    loved how she said, “he was a red sox’s fan” haha yankees fan here 🙌🏽

  • @srsly___uio
    @srsly___uio Před 4 lety +170

    I knew it was stanley because kept looking at her

    • @Whizkidd2025
      @Whizkidd2025 Před 4 lety +17

      0601 96 • he couldn’t get his lies together. At least we know he’s not good at lying. Lol.

  • @lacari0805
    @lacari0805 Před 4 lety +14

    George Lucas: “Stanley is the key to all of this”

  • @faithmoody1230
    @faithmoody1230 Před 4 lety +8

    “And Stanley likes...” *camera change* “mEaT.” Crying

  • @paintballkitty2
    @paintballkitty2 Před 4 lety +59

    Blue haired girl and "this wild life" (I saw them live, they're a good band I'm not hating), boy need to go to emo-nite together or go watch some weird underground band or something.

    • @jerynholdren7088
      @jerynholdren7088 Před 4 lety +7

      Jackie Bakelaar that’s exactly what I thought. She should give him a shot given her reaction to his taste in music they may have a lot in common.

    • @AlicesMazduhs
      @AlicesMazduhs Před 4 lety +1

      God I missed out on emo night in my city because my car broke down and I’m still not over it.

  • @crowsandwildlings9704
    @crowsandwildlings9704 Před 4 lety +4

    Stanley getting questioned has been my emotional state since 2012

  • @ivanichianus
    @ivanichianus Před 4 lety +85

    A lawyer with blue hair?
    Only at buzzfeed
    But she lowkey got hotter as the episode went on

  • @xxKunzerxx
    @xxKunzerxx Před 4 lety +21

    I love these videos with John 😂 keep it up Buzzfeed!

  • @snowy487JC
    @snowy487JC Před 4 lety +29

    I would like a video with John and Bekki - they seem like a pretty cool duo

    • @aleacaea
      @aleacaea Před 4 lety +5

      They definitely have some chemistry

  • @kinos6503
    @kinos6503 Před 4 lety

    Love that they added the explanation at the end

  • @thegourmetgrandadandfamily
    @thegourmetgrandadandfamily Před 4 lety +92

    He's NOT Guessing he new all the time ... 😉....👍....

    • @amalzuhair4495
      @amalzuhair4495 Před 4 lety +3

      The Gourmet Grandad knew 😉👍 I got you

  • @cinematicallycorrect4693
    @cinematicallycorrect4693 Před 4 lety +2

    I swear they went to their employees and was like who is the most awkward liar ever and found Stanley and thought CONTENT GOLD.

  • @archerart
    @archerart Před 4 lety

    idk why I love these so much. These P.I videos and Buzzfeed unsolved are the only BuzzFeed content I really enjoy

    • @Mharriscreations
      @Mharriscreations Před 4 lety

      It's because Buzzfeed has a lot of propagandist style of videos telling you what to think, etc, but this an the unsolved are ones that are mostly free from it, so it's a breathe of fresh air. Also, because everyone loves a good mystery.

  • @TheCumberCoIlective
    @TheCumberCoIlective Před 4 lety +1

    Stanley better never commit a crime. He'd never get away with it

  • @TeamFashionAndLove
    @TeamFashionAndLove Před 4 lety

    Love how they actually went over it!!!

  • @londonnoble
    @londonnoble Před 4 lety +4

    I love this guy. More of him, please.

  • @jessm.porthos
    @jessm.porthos Před 4 lety +5

    “I have a dog I’d rather hang out with”. Is a real thing lol

  • @thetravellernamedmiana4303

    Love this PI's dry sense of humor. I was cracking up when Stanley was answering questions 😆 Also as an arctic monkeys fan I appreciate that guys shirt😄

  • @jessicagooch5263
    @jessicagooch5263 Před 4 lety

    Please make more of these videos. They’re great!

  • @beatrizcunha486
    @beatrizcunha486 Před rokem

    this series is amazinggggg

  • @brandy1185
    @brandy1185 Před 4 lety +7

    When he asked Stanley “do they know you’re dating?” The two Asian girls smiled BUT his girlfriend maintained that smile so I thought it would be her.

  • @Janghoe_fett
    @Janghoe_fett Před 4 lety +8

    Why is John giving me Jim Hopper vibes?

  • @BigBrianBruce
    @BigBrianBruce Před 3 lety +2

    Buzzfeed keep doing a series of the private investigator guessing whos dating or who are exs i find him very entertaining and these segments as well

  • @Pastorlogangrant
    @Pastorlogangrant Před 4 lety

    This needs to be its own thing. It’s so good.

  • @ivanichianus
    @ivanichianus Před 4 lety +4

    Awww yeah
    Keep these coming
    Love the PI videos

  • @Yaraljefri
    @Yaraljefri Před 3 lety +1

    “Everybody works here, I think I work here.”

  • @suronjonasarma7544
    @suronjonasarma7544 Před 4 lety

    This is the best one! Especially the Once Upon a Time in Hollywood part :))

  • @eb.4492
    @eb.4492 Před 4 lety

    I love these private investigator videos !

  • @kikiayanna
    @kikiayanna Před 4 lety

    Please keep doing these I love them

  • @meganemery5991
    @meganemery5991 Před 4 lety +9

    Next investigation: which one of these people has actually lasted at BuzzFeed for longer than a year.
    Holy turnover rate Batman

  • @SkyKangaroo
    @SkyKangaroo Před 4 lety +2

    glad they do explanations of hiks thought process now~

  • @roach7017
    @roach7017 Před 4 lety +4

    Wow I thought for sure it was Stanley and Lilian for sure, this guy is truly good at his job.

  • @Top-G70
    @Top-G70 Před 4 lety +2

    Stanley the type of dude to remind the teacher to collect the homework 😂😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @anushaazhar6271
    @anushaazhar6271 Před 4 lety +1

    I need more of this guy!!!

  • @rayniedayz3824
    @rayniedayz3824 Před 4 lety +3

    Love this investigator dude

  • @kcasas32
    @kcasas32 Před 4 lety +2

    I could tell from the beginning of them video! She kept smiling when Stanley was being interrogated!

  • @zariacannon96
    @zariacannon96 Před 4 lety +5

    Ahhh I got it right! I guessed when I was watching everyone's reactions to John interviewing Stanley.The girl was standing behind John and she couldn't stop smiling and laughing. I was like yep she loves him lol

  • @lwifa_163
    @lwifa_163 Před 4 lety +1

    This series and the Worth It series are the only series I like on Buzzfeed so far lmaooooo

  • @Quezonol
    @Quezonol Před 4 lety

    Keep em coming. That was fun.

  • @laur6301
    @laur6301 Před 4 lety +1

    KEEP THIS SERIES COMIN

  • @drostalune5631
    @drostalune5631 Před 4 lety +1

    Stanley is so fricking hilarious im actually crying :'D

  • @latelydreaming
    @latelydreaming Před 4 lety +1

    These P.I. videos are hugely entertaining, but I watch these with captions since there's a non-autogenerated option, and it physically pained me when whoever typed it wrote Blake's hometown of 'Fulshear, TX' as 'Vulture.'

  • @MikeEllis1995
    @MikeEllis1995 Před 4 lety +1

    This made me so happy when they mentioned This Wild Life. Hell yeah. They know about that good Prescription grade Emo music.

  • @thalia3992
    @thalia3992 Před 4 lety

    Love this series so much

  • @LeCyanMan
    @LeCyanMan Před 4 lety +4

    Stanley made this so obvious lol, he's adorable

  • @Floglo
    @Floglo Před 4 lety

    LMAooo Stantley!!!! hilarious facial expressions