Perfectly Cut Screams #1
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- čas přidán 30. 04. 2019
- There's nothing quite as funny as a perfectly cut scream!
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#jacksepticeye #reddit - Komedie
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
smash like
aaaah to
Hahha
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
Smashed for ya ma septic boi
AHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS I SUBSCRIBED AND LIKED!!
“Mommy why is that man yelling?”
“Honey he is the great Galetic warrior practicing his manly battle cries. With the power of Coke with Zero sugar with now a hint of vanilla he will rise to be victorious.”
Kid:instantly becomes worried about mom
It is not Galetic it is Gaelic
"With the help of a some 22 Million people, Victory shall be ours."
This fandom is amazing and thanks for the heart Jack!
444th like! 👍👍
Jack: I don’t even care if that’s fake
Me, who lives with a husky: no, that’s just what they’re like
i love huskies
@@nxellee same
CAN WE GET A F IN THE CHAT FOR PEOPLE WHO OWN HUSKIES THAT SCREAM
F
I have a husky shepherd mix and he *screams*
“I miss vine”
Tarzans last words as he plummets to the jungle floor
i shouldn’t have laughed as hard as i did-
This actually killed me
@@shadophaxx2401 it killed tarzan too
@@john_laurens._ Nah it killed Clayton lol
More like clayton's 👁👄👁
“Geese would kill you if they had the opportunity” as the king of them, I am the perfect person to say this is absolutely true
Bold of you to assume it’s not Dolan dark
@Dani Foxx maybe this is dolan dark's alt
Sean: *Screams.*
His neighbours: Ah, shit, here we go again.
Lol
😂
Re/\tro Gamer I laughed way to hard at that
Scarlet Wanda not hard enough
That needs to be true
Sean: *is getting murdered and is screaming*
Neighbors: I wonder what video he's making now
Lol
Lmao
Lol
Oooof
I’m dead
9:48 the fact that they don’t get the entire paper towel makes it even better
Curled up in a soft blanket at 4 am watching Jacksepticeye screaming and laughing makes me happy. 😊
Me too!
Fr he is my comfort CZcamsr
Left brain: I feel it's a bit sadistic to laugh at people screaming
Right Brain: HahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm the left brain
i agree
ah...haha...hahaha...HAHAHAHA..HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
How would you feel if I told you I hate waffles
Sean : I love physical violence. 6:35
Media : Games make you sadistic
5:06 "Sif, the grey wolf"
it`s an actual boss
Dark souuuulls
I mostly made this list for me, but in case anyone else wants it here you go lol
0:00 -- Intro
0:45 -- Legolas' heir
1:12 -- I smell pennies
2:03 -- Startled black & white dog
2:27 -- Screaming deer followed by screaming husky
3:55 -- Screaming squirrel(?)
4:18 -- Bad Will
4:50 -- 'Dark Souls Boss' dog
5:09 -- Death of Mr. Hot Dog
5:27 -- Take me out to the ball game
6:14 -- Battle of the children
6:46 -- Unfortunate saliva incident
7:16 -- Gender reveal mystery
7:41 -- Goose
8:22 -- Fear of bridges
8:39 -- Screaming gopher (?)
9:01 -- Trampoline park funtimes
9:41 -- Paper towel dispenser
10:21 -- Screaming husky (again)
11:00 -- Batteries
11:39 -- Tom compilation
12:43 -- Outro
Yesterday's video*
Jack: i think I'm a bit loud
Today*
Jack: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
First Comment.And i am 500 liker.
Bruh so true
Wait.This comment *HAVE SO MANY LIKES PER 5 MINUTES*
_HACK HACKER_
Kid in a nutshell
Lol
Honestly best response, yes,
When you think your loud you just gotta release all the pent up screams sometimes
How to find Jack
Tilt up head: AAAaaaaa.
Jack in the distance: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Works I live in his neighborhood I can hear him
@@bonnieshenton9426lucky
After reading this comment I actually went out into my front yard and screamed as loud as I could I got about five other shouts and response from different people
@@sarahholly6472 what did they say?
@@bonnieshenton9426 dude ur so lucky
8:31 You know he's up to something when he starts playing that SMW2 music.
No Jack, that was pure unedited husky. They really do hit those high notes like the worlds most frightened soprano
There are three types of perfectly cut screams
The classic: AAAAAAA-
The quick cut: A-
And my favorite, the inhail: H-
So true 🤣
Then the *snap*
The inhale is actually like :
*INHAIL* AA-
You forgot sudden pain.
Pain-HUUUH AH
The quick cut is the best
“I SMELL PENNIES” and that obstacle course guy had me dying
I smell penis
@@kois4505 uhhh..... Pennies.. Not penis
Cedric Dela Cruz r/whoosh
@@whore_knee r/whoooosh
Dude why did I read that as "I smell penises" ?????
At 10:13 is seriously NO ONE talking about how he said HAIR dryer instead of the hand dryer???
12:00 All of those screams by Tom were voiced by William Hanna himself. Not only was he a fantastic producer but a brilliant voice actor as well.
“Vine please come back we miss you, now all we have is TikTok”
I felt that
Well...
Oh wow
quiet_hufflepuff 1017 it’s back now
Byte: *allow me to introduce myself*
😐
11:46 "Are you ready for 100% original content? Robin is cool."
Indeed you are, Robin.
Vine is back!
9:01 to 9:13 best laugh ive had in a while
Jacks laughing makes my day better!!💕😁
I found the original clip. Search up: Guy screaming and doing parlour.
Imagine before he records, he just looks at Evelien and tells her "If you hear me constantly screaming, don't be surprised"
Imagine being jacksepticeye’s roommate and hear him scream “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
“Business as usual”
Yeet
HAPPY WHEELS
Börk
@@swedisheagle3182 I think you mean björk good sir
*jack with room mates*
Jack: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
room mate: *three a.m.* dude wtf
Me as a roommate
Nah, anyone who chooses to be roommates with Jack would just join in.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
If anyone here is a Smosh fan I think Jack and Shayne should do a video where they just scream the entire time
@@kadensmith86 Omg him on try not to laugh with Shayne? Think about THAT one🤣
11:06 that sounds like you back in the old days
Gabbie in the the other room like: “is he hurt or just being happy Irish boi?”
Fun fact: all of Tom's original screams were recorded by either William Hannah or Joseph Barbara... I can't remember which one... because of how low budget the studio was at the time they couldn't get a voice actor for Tom so they just did the screams themselves
The two iconic ones we love? Heck yeah! True legends right there.
It was mostly William Hanna I believe, Joseph Barbara only did a few if I’m correct. 🤨
That’s actually incredibly interesting, cool.
They should hire Sean
And thank God for that!! Tom’s screams are absolute perfection
Who else thought this was another compilation of jack screaming?
Me
That'd be everyone
Me
Me
Wasn't it?
I don’t know why my brain thought it would be a good idea to watch this series with a headache but he did update the 4th part so why not
“RIP in peace”~Jacksepticeye 2019
jack: "I like physical violence" but also the same guy who's heart melts when he sees puppies.
A man every woman needs 😂😂✌
Ellie R. Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhgh
@@octaviaosborn2831 or just anyone attracted to men
and not all women like men.. tho they should like Sean platonically at least
8:52 "Is this all my channel is now?"
Jack...your channel was filled with screams before as well...
wrong! his channel IS the screams! >:3
Am I the only one who whenever he uploads one of these I just binge the entire series
You’re not alone my friend
1:13
Never gets old
8:35
I'm laughing way to hard at this
12:16
Tom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
5:36
I SMELL PENNIES! 1:17
"I'm a laughy taffy guys...
I LOVE PHYSICAL VIOLENCE!!!!"
6:36
Jack: I'm a giggly boi. I'm a Laffy Taffy!
Jack, I shit you not less than two seconds later: *_I LOVE PHYSICAL VIOLENCE_*
“We’re allowed laugh more than once”
Danny gonzalez: let me introduce myself
3:37 I WANNA SEE THOSE PERFECTLY CUT SCREAMS MAKE YOU LAUGH MAN
2:40 this deer isn't normal
*She became a Wolf*
Hello fake poods
Elon musk: that's a dolphin
PETA: .....
I guess you could call it a DEERwolf.
ƿ૯ωძɿ૯ƿɿ૯ 9 or he
Sean: *looks around*
"Okay, the wall is soundproof, I'll carry on"
WE'LL CARRY OOOOOON. sorry....I had to..
*carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters...*
Im ur 100th like thank me later
**AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH**
my dudes about to scream out his loudest warrior cries
It brings me joy to just see you smile and laugh jack. Keep it up man!
Jack: "If geese had teeth, they would be the apex predator of the animal kingdom."
Robin: *"I'm about to ruin this man's life."*
f in chat for all life
There are tons of robins living around my house and I swear they are so territorial, like they go all out lmao
Breeze Grey wolf he was talking about the editor but okay
BlossomMinion well shit now I feel stupid
geese do have T E E T H
This whole video is Jack trying to defend his love of screams but he fails to realize that it's because of the screams that we love him.
Am I the only one who wonders how long it took him to write AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
スクラブチャン nope
1:17 i smell pippes🗿
imagine being a voice actor, and you get the part thats just screaming. thats magical.
Some Of The People In Ireland are Wild life
- Jacksepticeye 2019
*OH MY GOD*
I can confirm, it’s true
Well... he's not wrong, trust me 😂
Lmao
Jack: *writes AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- on the whiteboard*
Whiteboard: THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!
My family is scared.... I keep randomly screaming and then BURSTING out with laughter
Also jack’s scream is just so perfect and I don’t know why
Rewatching Jacksepticeye videos while in bed for Covid. Both a great idea because I love Jack and he’s hilarious, a bad idea because every time I laugh I go into a coughing fit.
Nobody:
Jacks neighbors: *hears distant screaming* “Oh sounds like jacks recording again”
Jack: “aaaaaAAAAAHHHHHH”
wouldn't his neighbours call him sean
@Caleb McCaslin NO ONE CARES!
Everybody: AHHHHHHHHHH
colorbar.s oh lol whoops! Hahaha yeah you’re right
Caleb McCaslin wow I guess 2 people must not be able to have similar ideas I apologize greatly for being such a terrible human being (sarcasm)
Sean: *SCREAMS*
Camera: *FREEZES*
Me: Aw shit, here we go again
Jacksepticeye.exe has stopped working
Wyatt Mangus I like ur profile pic
Za warudo
*cough* seán *cough*
@@holodolphin3728 Thank you
Jack: "They go for the Knees! Geese, Knees they Rhyme for a Reason."
Confirmed! Dolan Dark is PewDiePie!!!
Great Video! *These are perfect and hilarious*
I’m a simple man. I see screaming Sean, I like.
Mike I love your vids. Very funny
Funny man ahAAAAAAAA
444 likes
I am simple girl. I see eugene I click
Child #1: *slap*
Child #2: AAAAAHHHH
Jack: *laughs at screaming child*
I like sushi and chicken nugget
What?
Sushi_Nugget | Because of your name :)
*bulli.*
*_>:C_*
love you and your videos keep up the good work
That deer seriously went from cute squeaks to demon spawn scream....
Jack: Stupid tik tok!
Also Jack: *has already laughed at five tik toks and doesn't even know it*
This needs more likes 🙌
Most tik tok videos might be stolen
I was reading the comments and I saw this one right when he said it 😂
Stupid doesn't mean not funny
true dat
11:47 can we appreciate that the playlist on the side of the screen says “100% original jacksepticeye memes”? That’s attention to detail
this is balm for any pain, this is pure comedy
I've been laughing for an hour now
Me: Finally I can keep the memes to my self
Article 13: I SMELL MEMES
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Your username is very untrue
@@Idk-rr8mt how can it be untrue if it's a question?
Mattithias Levell true
And they pronounces it as "Memees" too
very true
"Geese will mess you up."
Little did he know... Untitled Goose Game came out later in the year.
In the game he goes FOR THE FUCKIN KNEES
Hjonk Hjonk Am Goose
I was about to comment this.....
It's so perfect I don't want to like the comment
It was once perfect but 9 people ruined it
The fact that a dude this legendary loves Tom & Jerry equally as much as I do made me EXTREMELY happy-
jack doesn't get reported for domestic disturbance
The neighbors: Something isnt right.
skyrim: i got an arrow to the knee
ireland: i got a geese in the knee
I like skyrim allso aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I don't know what people wood do with out you jack so I say keep up with the good work jack
*Hi, uh English Police here. It is “goose in the knee” not “geese” I’m so sorry.*
@@0opsOhNo shut up its a joke
Owww that sounds like pain.
Wonderful grammer
Jack: "D...Did they die?"
*Ad plays*
Me: Quality timing...
SSSSAAAMMMMEEEEEE
Same broooo
Mine was the batterys
I got an Ad where a guy began with "Yes, little one"
Same
JAAAAAACK!!! This video cheered me up so much, thank you.
The spit in the eye's review on it's score
-10/10
Deer: *screams*
Truck: *crash*
Ad: BUY THIS PRODUCT!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH-
Raven Animations that happened to you to?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Perfection
Dead deer:
nobody:
Elon Musk: *laughter*
haha, half the time, it was just ads because THEY KEEP POPPING UP AND THEY ARE SO FREAKING ANNOYING!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH----
My ad was partymasters
Boy: Mum, why is that man yelling?
Mother: Ugh, don't look at him...
XD
Sean being wholesome:
Also Sean: I LOVE PHYSICAL VIOLENCE!!
Jack is the only person who’s laugh actually sounds like “hahahahaha” lmao
*Penguin comes out of nowhere*
Penguin: I sMeLl PeNnIeS!
Me:
My god the timing i read this comment as the scene happened
momika that’s just so good 😂
Me : oh ok
Bawnk
Kids in my school sprint down the halls screaming "I SMELL PENNIES!!"
*child slaps child*
HOOHOOO YEAH!
Jesus Sean. Please never change
For anyone here after this post says 59+ mins, it was liked within 22 for all I know.
Don't change Sean! You ARE perfect!
Don't worry we'll take care of it
The paper towel dispenser sounds like its saying 'fuuck' if you listen closly you'll hear it too.
5:21 rip in peace he said in stead of rest in peace
Now I want Tom&Jerry episodes overdubbed with Jack's screaming
7:42 - 8:23
What I’ve learned about geese today:
They mean,
They lean,
They go for the knee,
And always prepared to make you scream
And hev teeth... Never forget the teeth
They should have gone... For the head...
Pikachu and scp173 hybrid???
@@nicholas8019 xD
Vine is back!
I'm glad that in the new Tom and Jerry movie that they used Tom's original screams in the movie. Hearing his screams brought back lots of memories of watching the cartoons.
Best video to start your morning 😊
Turn Jacks scream into a meme
'Guy falling off a cliff'
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
7:56 Fun Fact: if you're ever attacked by a goose, grab it by the neck and do one of two options. Give it a light squeeze, not enough to choke the animal, but enough to let it know that you're more powerful and in control. Then you can either do this next step or just immediately skip to this and ignore the first part: throw the goose as far as you can.
*YEET THE GEESE*
yeese
*Geese* ? Do you mean goose? Or am I throwing more than one at a time? That seems unnecessarily dangerous...
Auden The Ice Dragon 😂
Auden The Ice Dragon
*YEESE*
Auden The Ice Dragon I just punch thing that try to intimidate me with violence...
It tends to work pretty well, especially when the intimidator is a beanpole.
Maybe a bit late but the timing with the music when the first child hit the other is on point. Well done Robin.
It is Iconic Jack I always cherish people about Tom and Jerry and iconic Duo for an iconic individual to the present what a Legend.. You are too
Jack - “Don’t we all miss vine”
Immediately after i got an ad for tik tok.
Jack - “Now we’re just stuck with tik tok”
Perfect timing
Heh! same here dude!
Katriel Venables well were stuck with gacha to
Coincidence?
*I think not!*
I genuinely thought this was a 13 minute compilation of jack just screaming from his videos
Same
Same here lmao
sameeee
SAME XD
Omg same
You went from “top of the morning to ya laddies” to “TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES!!!” To just “AAAAAA”. perfect. Also that doe went from a door to a horror movie character.
As someone with horrific social anxiety and is very quiet an Irish man screaming and who can ramble on about anything for hours if it's interesting enough is my comfort person
Genuinely expected it to be a compilation of Sean screaming for 13 minutes. I was so prepared to sit through it. A pleasant surprise that it was this instead. Lol!
Still would watch 13 mins of him screaming tho.
Sean always scream right...?
@@stevejazon6861 Yeas
OnlyKnownAsC same lol xD
I thought so, too!
OnlyKnownAsC ikr same
Jack: "If geese had teeth, they'd be the apex preditor of this planet."
Me: Who's gonna tell him?
I've seen all the clips enough times that I can't laugh when I see them on their own anymore, but Seán's laugh is contagious enough that I laugh anyway.
Edit: I typed this on my PC so I had to come and edit in the accent on the a
This format of videos just makes me feel like Jack is just chillin at my house showing me silly videos he's found online.
It makes me very hap.
Suicidal Chemist same 😊
@SuicidalChemist of course, u broke in to his house so now he needs to show u something...😆
Person: Screams
My Brain: This is the pinnacle of comedy
Me: Laughs
Also me: Why is this funny
*[Confused Screaming]*
But when the dogs scream.
What happens then?
AhhhhhAhhhhhHHHHHHahhhhHhHhahahHaHaHahAhahhhhhHhhhhHHHHHH
[Cute Screaming]
*[getting perfectly cut off]*
Confused screaming causes you to laugh at your scream so your brain melts
Jack: SKITTTTLLLEEEEESSSS
My dog: *tilts head*
My dog's name is Skittles...
Times I had food or drink in my mouth and laughed because of something in the video (d = drink f= food):
1:19 d
2:43 d
3:58 d
4:55 d
6:19 f
8:25 f
8:41 f
9:11 f
10:30 f
11:07 d
Jack: AHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG
neighbors: thats the 20th time today.
More like the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000...