DETECTIVE MARKIPLIER... | Among Us
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- There's been a murder on this ship... and every single one of you is a suspect... But Detective Markiplier is on the job!
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"Mark hasn't said anything."
"Hi. No one's asked me anything."
EXACTLY, the most sound logic I've ever heard from any playthrough of this game
Even when he found the body he didnt give any useful information, so it doesnt matter that they didnt ask him anything
@@acerbouchard8107 He told them it was in electrical
Lol but Ethan told them everything else that mark was there for
@@acerbouchard8107 Okay. Mark still told them where the body was
Guys this is youtube of course Mark would act silly cuz *THIS IS CONTENT!* lmao! He was so funny this was the most hilarious Amoung Us video I have watched second to DigsuisedToast's shenanigans!
"Mark is probably so mad since he keeps getting killed first."
Mark: **radiates dancing vibes assisted by tub of ice cream**
lol
YOUR USERNAME LMFAO
@@joywolf83 He didn't say that he hates it. It's just not his thing
@@joywolf83
A. stop spamming this comment across the comment section.
B. He does not hate this game, he said he usually hates these kind of games, but among us seems to be the exception
Mark is a whole mood
The instant regret Ethan had of asking mark for information, just like
"Mark, where were u?"
"There i was..."
"Don't do this."
Time stamp?
51:57
@@scarlettetherose Darude Sandstorm
@@nekonesto3125 I gotta say, I didn't expect to see an among us video when I checked this notif.
@@scarlettetherose lol
Anyone: "Mark where was the body?"
Mark: "At age six I was born without a face-"
Eyyyyyy, that reference XD
"We couldn't afford faces, we were too poor"
@@therainbowraccoon3620 "ethan had 2 faces because he was rich"
Its like Pitch perfect. That one girl whose like "i ate my twin in the womb". We asked what your singing talent is 😂😂😭
More like
Mark: "Years ago, I was Chinese"
Everyone: “Mark, where was the body?”
Mark: “Well, lemme tell you the tallest tale you’ve ever heard.”
@@joywolf83 any reason why?
Yeah but he said this was the exception plus I recall him saying he doesn't NORMALLY like these types of games meaning he does like a few
“But gimme 50 subs first”
@@joywolf83 stop
@@joywolf83 it’s not that he ABSOLUTELY hates them, it’s just generally not up his alley. He talks about it in a clear manner at the end of the stream from this video.
Ethan: *snaps Mark's neck*
Mark: Oh well back to what I was doing.
I've seen Unus Annus, yes.
Oh no... Anyways.
Cant get paid while dead
Me after almost falling out of bed and knocking over my precariously stacked pile of crap next to me.
Oh No!
Anyway...
"Where was the body."
Mark: *"And so I stood there, tears dripping down my eyes as I see the body of my fallen comrade."*
I read this in the “And so I’m sitting here, barbecue sauce on my titties…” and It fits perfectly
@@thewafflrman5326what
@@bigmac3524don’t question the process
Ethan: It's my birthday, Mark!
Mark: That's really good. I...showed up.
Mark is a mood.
I'm feeling very Mark right now
I'm feeling really Mark right no
current mood: mark
I'm Mark when I'm dragged to birthday parties. I'm only social with people I know. And when there's people I don't know I'm antisocial even with the people in social with
Does anyone else realize how terrifying corpse is when he’s the imposter
"I haven't played the game since the last time."
Seems about right.
**Hmm yes, the floor is made out of floor**
I havent commented on a comment until now
*Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes*
*haa this bed is made of bed i see... *
@IMAGINE F cjdhxhxjxhxnxizbzb hold up
Everyone: *screaming at eachother*
Mark: *Vibing like nobody's business*
@@ThatIdiotChompers memento mori, my freind. memento mori
@Idiot on Memes, precisely.
@@jpprojects2407 Unus Annus...
whenever he plays among us it feels awkward
@@determinationterminal5692 It didn't in the first two episodes they were literally gold. But this is just mehhhhh
"Its so tempting, isn't it? Me, here. You, there. Murder."
I am literally cackling, I can't with Mark 😂😂
Complete anarchist 😂😂
Just wants the truth
The true moral victor
“Fascinatin, fascinatin” *sniffs like a maniac* 😂💀
Time stamp?
53:33
I felt a bit bad for Mark since everyone kept talking over him, but his impersonations are so funny 😭
and i enjoyed his perspective. It's entertaining
@@michiko1086 yes, it’s very entertaining! Not nearly as intense as regular gameplay.
This group was a lot better than the first 3 videos. They didn’t talk over him nearly as much
@@arloc357 what specific videos are you talking about? i'm just curious, and i want to see the different interactions
@@arloc357 nah Bob wade and Sean are the best people that play with mark this group only Ethan was a good friend of mark ig
Mark: Does card swipe on the first try, "Hm, easy"
Somewhere in the distance: *Angry Corpse noises*
That’s what I was thinking
If Mark and CORPSE ever played together, CORPSE would probably kill Mark out of envy🤣🤣
AHHAAHHAHAHAHA
i see mark and corpse getting along, theyre both super chill people and both of their voices are immaculate :3
@@xlivingxdeadgirl thats true tho
Whos corpse?
Everyone: yelling & panicking
Markiplier: embracing a relaxing afterlife in the void as a ghost engineer
He was fucking dancing at 3:35 lol
he's finally an engineer
Lol
I could make a joke and say "that's what he's going to be in like 90 years" but that joke makes me sad
@@404_coffee9 to be fair i could say the same for you
Mark : "Gets killed immediately"
Everyone else : "trying to figure out WHO KILLED MARKIPLIER"
Mark : Hell yeah, ICE CREAM DANCE PARTY
just like the real one
Nice reference 😂
I swear, one day I'll have a party with ice cream and this playing, right at this part music will boom and a disco ball will glow
Mark: *embellishes
Everyone: *groans
Me: Well that’s what you get for killing him early 3 times in a row. You did this to yourselves.
Also
Mark, doesn't get to talk half the time when he isn't dead xD Embellishing was the only they had to listen to him
Yeah it was building up for 3 games
I dare notturn the likes past 666
Everyone: *starts speaking
Markiplier: There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere
Me in every among us public lobby
@@kagegauge550 agreed
Is he wrong?
@Harry Egan ur the type of person to name themselves "you fool I" and similar variants.
@@kenesys8713 yeah it is getting annoying seeing those usernames everywhere
Everyone: **getting mad at each other to see who's sus**
Mark: *vibing while eating ice cream*
I thought no one would notice 😂
Your pfp haunts me
500th like and it was 🌌s a t i s f y i n g🌌
Did anyone else notice it was the Unnus annus music playing 😂
I really wanna like this comment but it’s on 666 likes and that’s my favourite number
I love seeing people that are not used to Mark's usual shenanigans (Bob, Wade, Sean) try to deal with him in any game
Yeah Lmfao.. Except them 3 we are the viewers who know more about Mark.
Mark: *Does card swipe first try*
Mark again: "Is this supposed to be hard?"
Corpse: *Nervously Sweating in the backround*
STOP😭😭😭
Heh... almost too easy
20:37
STOP- I REMEMBER THAT STUPID VIDEO.
Legend has it he is STILL swiping today
mark: *gets his neck snapped*
mark: "oh no...anyways."
Thought the same thing
@I Am KevinBB x2 stop spamming bro
@@jaylynnk.2960 its a bot
Just so you know report it
17:18
Mark: *gets shot*
Mark: "ouch...anyways"
Everybody: *arguing over who killed mark*
Mark: 🍦 💃
Who really killed markiplier the answer was shubble
LoL if i will know name of that ice cream i will buy it
Mark do be vibing
@@SirEggus its halo top lol
Lmao 😂
I physically and emotionally cannot understand how Mark doesn't get upset when everyone talks over him when he's trying to talk. My anger issues would never 😂😂😂
Id get so annoyed id tell everyone im leaving and just quit.
He could be annoyed but since he's done 3 acting deals (forgot what they're called) so he could be covering it. If not. I'd just leave
I love how Mark takes the game seriously for one round purely out of spite
Everybody: THERES A MURDERER ON THIS SHIP
Mark: 💃🏽🕺🏽💃🏽🕺🏽💃🏽🕺🏽💃🏽
Cha cha real smooth.
except mark isn't a wamen..
I can hear the Spanish 🎸
Ha
Ethan: Mark, where were you?
Mark: There I was--
Ethan: *immediately regretting his decisions* Don't do this
E
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Eeehhh look at your heart isn't that a badge for supporting his channel? Good on you everyone praise this boy/girl!
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Detective Mark Timestamps(In case no one has given them already):
1. 24:05
2. 45:16
3. 51:58
4. 55:05
5. 1:00:02
the one comment thats actually good
*Our savior.*
THANK YOU
_THANK YOU_
*THANK YOU*
mark as crew: acts sus
mark as imp: acts chill
Markiplier: *Neck gets brutally snapped*
Markiplier: Oh no! any way...
@Nerdy_Taffy Yes. And it's wonderful. = )
lol
Im pretty sure he actually did that lmao
173 breached containment again
Mood
everyone: *actually trying to find the imposter*
Mark: *literally dancing his soul out*
he literally eating
yeah him dancing while people were talking was hilarious
He is shocked
Know the song name ?
Song name?
I want twelve hours of Mark commentary, just doin tasks.
Same!
Whole movie of it like an old Western
You know, there's this thing called distractible...
This video feels like what it is to be an introvert at an extroverts party
Ethan: "Mark what were you doing?"
Mark: _Some years ago-never mind how long precisely-having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world..._
Call him Mark - Ishmael.
@@marquis911 Call him... Ishmaplier.
@@SVNBob Brilliant
It’s a shame Mark had no money in his purse
@@marquis911 whos Ishmael
This has the same energy as a big brother having a tea party with his little sister and her friends for her birthday.
More like the other way around
Marks like the little sister playing with her brother and his friends and the sister being like 11 while her brother and his friends are like 16
I think the first is more true
Everybody enjoys the game while mark's like: I'm here and that's it ok? I don't do customization. And if you ask me something, instead of giving you an answer i will confuse everyone.
Yeah, you can tell he's not particularly invested in it lol
I mean... Its Ethan-
Yes
Mark when he dies:
"oh no."
"Anyways" **goes back to his previous task**
Everyone who plays Among Us: *Ultimate Rage*
Mark: This is relaaaxing.
Well it is definitely much more relaxing than 5 nights at Freddy's lol
I didn’t rage at it- I got extreme anxiety from it 🤣
I love how Mark is just vibin’ with some ice cream while everybody else is accusing Ethan for his murder
Don’t forget about the non existent music he’s dancing to
@I Am KevinBB x2 how about no
And it’s the amazing Halo top too
@I Am KevinBB x2 yea why do u even want hate comments? ;-;
@@migueltorres6168 it’s a bot trying to get people to go to his channel, just ignore it or report it for advertising or spam
Ethan playing Among Us: "I'm gonna throw up"
Mark playing Among Us: "This game is r e l a x i n g"
That is because Mark is a masochist and there is nothing anyone can tell me otherwise 😂
@@ghostytv1264 If anyone ever asks you what video this is a reference too, you won’t be able to show them 😢
I'm your 999th like 💙
@Miguel Messina It's a joke bud
@Miguel Messina Wow, kill joy
Ethan: Mark where was the body?
Mark: ah, yes. For you to truly understand this story, we must go back aways. About four moons ago, I was sitting out on the lawn,
These little blanket things Mark's been wearing recently give me such wholesome old man vibes ngl
What blanket is that? It looks pretty cozy, and I think I want to get one lol
Same ngl
Everyone: **screaming at each other in discord call**
Markiplier: *_spoopi party ghost dance_*
Spooky scary skeleton
@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot
Crusade time
😂😂😂😂😂😆
@@SilverStream_ comrade we must report the bots...
CRUSADE!
Everyone: actually playing game
Mark: minimal speaking, dancing, stalling meetings, confusion
Video: _#1 on trending for gaming_
And it's a whole entire hour of it too 😂👌
Ok but his among us videos slap, let’s be real
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He’s just a really fun watch tbh
@@BananaGamingYT yeah nah
THEY AREN'T CHORES! THEY'RE TASKS!
-Markiplier 2020
Mark: having fun playing the game the way he wants to
Everyone else: wastes time freaking out about how he's wasting time
@Krystal Martinez Sean AND Jack huh? :P
@Krystal Martinez Seán's one of the best of all the fellows. Don't like Jack though, he's kind of annoying.
@@bipstymcbipste5641 aren't they the same person
@@anthonyowens8874 и!ğġея
@@anthonyowens8874 No pretty sure they’re two different people
Everyone: "Mark is prolly so pissed rn he keeps dying "
Mark: "La da DEE. La da DAA."
*Electric party music* 💃🍦
La da da dee La da da doo La da da me La da da you
i thought he was singing the dame da ne thing
@@ylerian8878 I love that song 😭 It’s stuck in my head all the timeeee
*_DUN DUN DUN DUN_*
dundundundundundun
*_DUN DUN DUN DUN_*
Everyone: *trying to figure out who the impostor is*
Mark: You know, some have described me as a poet.
Mark: *runs in circles*
"I have plausible deniability of circular movement"
I honestly really liked Mark’s rambling. Even if it was to simply entertain himself, I think it added an interesting element of the game since they had to decode his weird phrasing. Wish they had played off it more. Could have been kinda like clue.
In the sequel there should be a “Mark Mode”
As do I. Honestly, it seemed like Mark's rambling would have been half as long and just as entertaining if people didn't try to talk at the same time. People tend to talk over each other a lot in this game, and when he isn't being serious it seems Mark likes to wait his turn to speak and allows others to interrupt him here.
I love it so much
@@JayJrP “Markiplier Mode” is just setting the discussion and voting time to their maximum settings and forcing everyone to talk like an old timey detective.
Eef : "Mark wear a birthday hat"
Mark : "No, I don't think will..."
Eef : "You'll look so pretty"
Mark : "Fine..."
_S P E E C H 1 0 0_
how to convince any girl
682 Broke containment
Its one of these guys again.
@@tuckmasterg *THIS SITE IS EXPERIENCING MULTIPLE KETER AND EUCLID CLASS CONTAINMENT
BREACHES*
I love how Mark is always in his own universe while playing this
I love how when mark does have info no one listens and talks over him
Nah Fr tho. It genuinely bothers me 💀
@@tyfop9637 it was hella annoying and head clenching to watch 😢
Mark is like the awkward best friend of the birthday person who got invited to the party but isn’t part of the group
y e s
was so cute
Water earth fire air my grandmother used to tell stories about the old days a time of peace when the avatar kept balance between the water tribes earth kingdom fire nation and air nomads but that all changed when the fire nation attacked only the avatar master of all 4 nations could stop them only he could stop the ruthless fire benders but when the world needed him most he vanished 100 years later and the fire nation is nearing victory in the war 2 years ago my father and the other men of the tribe journeyed to the earth kingdom to help fight against the fire nation leaving me and my brother to look after the tribe some people believe that the avatar was never reborn into the air nomads and the cycle was broken but I haven’t lost hope I still believe that somehow the avatar will return to save the world eeeeeeeee
3 billion human lives ended on August 29, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare, the war against the Machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human Resistance... John Connor. My son. The first terminator was programmed to strike at me, in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at John himself, when he was still a child. As before, the Resistance was able to send a lone warrior. A protector for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first...
@@coreling.q According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!
- Bee-men.
- Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...
...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.
- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...
Honey!
- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive
to improve every aspect
of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.
- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.
- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey
that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know
that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully
because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off
in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?
Why would you question anything?
We're bees.
We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Oheck it out.
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like
outside the hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.
Their day's not planned.
Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.
You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.
It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!
- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that.
A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.
- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!
A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.
- Maybe I am.
- You are not!
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what you're interested in?
- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.
Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,
maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.
You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?
That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!
- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.
You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.
Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
I'm so proud.
- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.
Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!
One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.
- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!
Wow!
Oouple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Make your choice.
- You want to go first?
- No, you go.
Oh, my. What's available?
Restroom attendant's open,
not for the reason you think.
- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- Sure, you're on.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkey's always open.
The Krelman opened up again.
What happened?
A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He's dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. That's life!
Oh, this is so hard!
Heating, cooling,
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
humming, inspector number seven,
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
mite wrangler. Barry, what
do you think I should... Barry?
Barry!
All right, we've got the sunflower patch
in quadrant nine...
What happened to you?
Where are you?
- I'm going out.
- Out? Out where?
- Out there.
- Oh, no!
I have to, before I go
to work for the rest of my life.
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
Another call coming in.
If anyone's feeling brave,
there's a Korean deli on 83rd
that gets their roses today.
Hey, guys.
- Look at that.
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
- Thank you.
- OK.
You got a rain advisory today,
and as you all know,
bees cannot fly in rain.
So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,
hockey sticks, dogs,
birds, bears and bats.
Also, I got a couple of reports
of root beer being poured on us.
Murphy's in a home because of it,
babbling like a cicada!
- That's awful.
- And a reminder for you rookies,
bee law number one,
absolutely no talking to humans!
All right, launch positions!
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Black and yellow!
Hello!
You ready for this, hot shot?
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
Wind, check.
- Antennae, check.
- Nectar pack, check.
- Wings, check.
- Stinger, check.
Scared out of my shorts, check.
OK, ladies,
let's move it out!
Pound those petunias,
you striped stem-suckers!
All of you, drain those flowers!
Wow! I'm out!
I can't believe I'm out!
So blue.
I feel so fast and free!
@@db5094 wat?
it honestly warms my heart that mark is playing this game for ethan’s birthday even after saying that it wasn’t his type of game.
It's a pretty "bro" move.
I've done it for my friends as well. But my kriponite was CS:GO.
Respect. I don't really like this game, either, but it's cool if others do.
@@petkofuchalski9809 oh yu don't like cs?
@@petkofuchalski9809 cool story bro.
Omg really that's so sweet
Sometimes Mark goes full chaotic neutral.
Complete anarchy.
That's literally just his existence at this point if not just the entirety of the Chaotic spectrum with the honorable mention of true neutral at his calmest
God I love mark trolling these kids. They are so serious as if it’s life and death.
And mark
He’s just vibin
Same. It's relaxing watching him play tbh
Yeah, I'm glad. This group was a little tryhard ngl
"Kids" 💀
@@user-ex3zh2hr7m to be fair, I think he's at least 1 or 2 years older than all of them which can be a pretty big difference for some people
@@user-ex3zh2hr7m I still wouldn't call them kids tho 💀
Mark: "I don't do customization."
Also Mark: *has his own clothing line*
@Kitsune Hellscythe agreed lol
Wut?
@@cathdunstan479 Cloak (or was it Cloke?) and Unnus Annus (for the past near year and next week or so)
@@alecLogan cloke for the April fool's thing.
@@alecLogan cloak, I own a bunch of it and it’s very cozy lol
Everyone: arguing about who the imposter is and vouching
Literally only mark: *Just fix the ship it was a suicide*
Timestamp?
@UCK4ARrBmLAwNK0nuFVurpCw wha
@@JOJO-Bub he does it literally the whole video
@@joywolf83 Do you have any kind of timestamp or link to where he says he doesn't like these games?
@@joywolf83 He said he doesn't like these types of games, but he always added that Among Us seems to be the exception
20:00 “the peacefulness of the void really does just wrap my soul in a velvet blanket”
we got ourselves a poet boys😌
I love Mark doing thse voices and them groaning when he starts is just sad. The fact they talk over him too when he's just trying to talk is kind of annoying as well but mark was funny as always and love that he didn't take it as serious as they were
It bothered me so much I don’t know how he didn’t get annoyed plus he actually had some useful information
This isnt mark playing among us. This is mark doing chores while people talk in the background.
Weird asmr man
I finally found an original comment holy shit
u right
Lmao true, also I’m your 1k like - it’s nothing important but it’s definitely something 💀
@@friight_ ikr. Almost everyone else is just trying to be funny.
Everyone: "So where's the body"
Mark: "IT WAS THE SUMMER OF '84! I WAS BUT A EEE LITTLE LAD BACK THEN, BUT I REMEMBER IT ALL CLEARLY..."
"THE FLOWERS SMELT OF FRESH FREQUENCE, SHOWING HOW SUMMER WAS CURRENTLY IN THE AIR. ME MUM CALLED ME FOR DINNER WHEN I SAW WHAT ALL OF US ARE NOW SPEAKING OF..."
@@jockeyfield1954 "BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN... I STUMBLE UPON A BODY, WHILST DOING MY CHORES. THESE STRUCTURES ARE BROKEN. THE BODY IS BLOODY. BLOODY EVERY WHERE. BLOOD OVER THERE, THE WALLS, THE FLOOR, THE CEILING. THE BODY TORN FROM THE WAIST UP. ONLY THE BOTTOMS ARE LEFT. A SINGULAR BONE STICKING OUT. I ALMOST GOT MY STOMACH CHURNED FROM THE DISGUSTING VIEW OF THE WALL. ALL THESE WHILE I WAS WALKING TO THE RIGHT AFTER WE LEFT THE SHIP WE CAME FROM. THIS IS A WEIRD PLANET."
@@abramrexjoaquin7513 Jesus I read this all in Mark's voice
I laughed so hard my mom came into my room to see if I was ok 🤣🤣🤣
I love that Mark keeps things in perspective. He never forgets: "It's only game; why you heff to be mad?"
44:02 "I am like...Jesus...being nailed to the cross."
Gets me all the time. 😂😂😂😂
Everyone: Card Swipe is Hard
Mark doing it first try: Pathetic.
Tbh it really isn’t that hard
i always do it first try, never understood why everyone thinks its hard
That is the easiest task ever
"Heh. Almost too easy."
I don't understand why everybody is saying that it's hard . I always make it first or second try
Mark is 100% the older cousin who has to babysit the kiddies.
Haha ye
Low key i see it with his line about being okay that he's dying first and isn't playing the game
I am literally that so this is an accurate comparison
I love Ethan saying "Mark I love you so much but you're just so frustrating to deal with" at 43:25. I feel like that's just friendship in a nutshell
i love how much ethan says he loves people, like on his podcast he was like "oh i love arin to pieces" and there are lots of clips of him saying similar stuff to mark/wade/bob and it's just really sweet yknow?? he's such a pure guy
"I believe Ethan because he does have horrible ADHD."
Probably one of the funniest defenses of someone else I have heard in all of the Among Us videos I've watched.
Everyone: "So um Mark.....?"
Mark: *"Well you see.....(insert long monologue of saying so much yet so little)"*
"no one knows who they really are, life is a journey to discover ones self" - markplair
@@Redwan777 "why are people focusing on dead people when we have work to do, people always die in ships"
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“And you see I took offense to that”
Markiplier: * speaks very dramatically *
Everyone: * *confused skipping* *
@Logan Roof oi, wtf you talking about
@Logan Roof stop spamming Every comment!
@@gazingth3horizon949 bot
@@EmeraldSogeking ??
@Logan Roof honey that was over a year ago?
1:00:00 Mark's "WELL WELL WELL" kills me every time.
I feel like he would fit right in to like, a chiller lobby. Put him with people who have more patience (and respect) and they might actually hear his information. They also might enjoy his monologues!
I say this all I’m theory, because I am well aware that he will not play this game again. But still
Mark's POV: Him sitting on a bench at the park while everyone one else are kids playing nearby and Mark only interacts with them when the ball rolls near him
This Comment is golden.
makes sense
😂
Mark just kinda looks bored like half the game
@@1Okoya1 he doesn't like playing among us that's why
Mark carefree in his own world: "This game is relaxing."
The Among Us lobby: *full of confusion, anxiety, chaos and deception*
True
@Logan Roof Bro are you sure? Nah
Among Us needs Markiplier Mode where it's just single player and you can get on with tasks.
@@FTZPLTC Among Me
It’s probably relaxing because it kinda reminds him of a simpler time when he was playing TTT or maybe I’m thinking too deep into it
Mark is like the cool uncle that was invited to play a video game at his nephew's birthday party with the other kids and just goes with it.
whenever Mark rambles on while someone died, I could only think of this
"What do you want from me?"
"I WANT YOU TO CARE!"
"Just because I'm not blubbering like a baby doesn't mean I don't care"
Mark is embracing his inner Colonel
Everyone: **talking about dead bodies**
Mark: **vibin**
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total pog
@@BananaGamingYT 45
A dude doing stuff...
MORE LIKE A DUDE KILLING CREWMATES
@@restlessdave6755 you got me bro. **A dude doing stuff was the imposter**
I like how Mark reported a body,
Without the intention of actually helping.
*interrupts to give info they already had*
Here’s the thing I am so confused about, if you see a body but have no info, are you expected to not report? I have been playing wrong apparently, my life is a lie
@@c.harlotte You have at least some info, that is, “The body is in ___” other than that, definitely report, otherwise if you’re seen, people will vote you out because walking past a body is sus.
Mark looked so bored for the whole of the first 25 minutes, when he started playing detective made the video fun.
Just watching this for like the 50th time, and realizing that at around 45:30 when he's describing the "crime scene" he's absolutely correct when he says "The body was Bloody." FUCK!
Mark acting sus as a teammate so when he's an imposter people think he's just being weird again
Naw man he's just.... *mark*
And Here We Have An Imposter For Saying "Teammate"
Ya Got Caught Bud
I just got the game a few hours ago. I got hella confused at some point and acted kinda sus by just following people to lead me to an area with a task so I could focus again. Turns out I accidentally followed dark green a lot and they all pointed their fingers at me. I could barely defend myself as I was playing on Switch in docked mode, which makes typing a literal Hell. Everyone 100% thought it was me and I died of laughter as they voted me out. 2 friends who were in VC with me admitted they were the imposters after I died because there was only 3 of us in the VC.
@@mooper0709 no it really is 200iq
@@Sweetie.21 I love funny moments like those x'D
alternative title: mark is finally deemed an old man trying to have fun with his son and his friends at his little boy's birthday party
That's how I feel with my friends
Mark is a biggest dumbass in Among Us and I'm not sorry for him, giving fact he doesn't defend himself after being killed! 😶
@@sharkblaze7483 dude chill it’s just a game
Sharkwave why are u so invested in a game? lmao
Because to me it's obvious that Mark doesn't speak when he has to, but your right, it's just a game 🙂
Mark: I am literally the most sus crewmate of all time.
Sykkuno: Are you sure about that?
Ever heard of Pikmin 4?
Aka pikmin 1, 2, 3, & 5?
i severely love when Mark goes into character mode. This is GOLD. The fact the rest are laughing while also a little irked, makes it more hilarious. 😂😂
Personally, I like his character mode when he played this! It feels like a real murder mystery, and reminds of ISWM. It gives the meetings more pizzazz! 🤩😎🤗
Everyone else: *trying to figure out who killed Mark*
Mark: *eats ice-cream and dances*
right?lol I was laughing so hard at that! Everyone is trying to figure out the killer and Mark just eats icecream and dances without a care in the world!lol
Exactly what happen in "who killed Markiplier"
Man just vibing XD he’s a giant goof but that’s why I love him
To the Unus Annus theme, no less.
@@DitzyTown That's why I love him.. goofy sense of humor is my thing.
(mark at card swipe) “was that supposed to be hard?”
corpse: :0
"failing card swipe like corpse did"
Did not expect that
@niosonwii we wont
the ceo’s of amazing voices
Mark: gets card swipe first try
Corpse: fails 26 times
Corpse lookin real sus 😂
@@crashpilot5542 I always do it on the 1st try. It's not even trying to be hard.
Mark: Brian was in the same area as the body
Everyone: Shut Up!!
Mark: *dies from Brian*
Everyone: WHOA IT WAS BRIAN???
Yeah the only one who even really acknowledged Mark was Ethan and even then disregarded him in less than 10 seconds each round.
Lol, I love the way Mark plays this game: with a series of "meh"-s, "whatever"-s, and "somebody else'll fix it"-s
Ethan: I would like everyone to wear a birthday hat
Mark: “I do not have the facility’s for that big man”
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@niosonwii OK, I won’t
This is just a documentary on being a 3rd wheel but for the entire friend group. I feel this in my soul.
actually though????
Except when the 3rd wheel is the funniest person there
yeaaaaah x3c
I hear you
@@the_trough77 my life
Love the fact that mark was sitting there and dancing while everybody was at each other’s throats
Mark: “This game is relaxing.”
Also Mark: * Is the first one to die almost every time *
Mark: Reports a Body
Mark during the meeting: It all started when Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated.
Thank you obama prism
Love that profile pic but it’s no nut November :(
He was killed on mine and Mark's birthday 0-o
@@wokman8367 stop.stop it now
AISKDWBDHEU I finally get these jokes thank you sophomore history class
I love how Mark doesn't like this kind of game and yet is still finding his own fun through it
Fax
Yeah I like it, it's his own unique style. As long as he's having fun.
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@@BananaGamingYT spam
@@megarayquaza9054 go ahead and report. I've seen like three of that comment in the past minute
The fact that he takes "go grab a coffee" literally makes me wanna cry he's so cute 🥺
these vids show how quiet mark truly is in social situations lol
A whole ass mood for my introverted AuDHD ass
Complete with the little dances
Mark : *gets killed while doing tasks in electrical*
Also Mark : “Oh no! Anyway”
@Gacha Keiko i do my tasks and then leave LOL
@@theo_aetc their is literally no point in doing that since when you leave, it removes some of the task bar
@@andromeda3113 aw man :( and here i thought i was being a good ghost
Mark: *does card swipe* is that really supposed to be hard???
F for CORPSE
Water earth fire air my grandmother used to tell stories about the old days a time of peace when the avatar kept balance between the water tribes earth kingdom fire nation and air nomads but that all changed when the fire nation attacked only the avatar master of all 4 nations could stop them only he could stop the ruthless fire benders but when the world needed him most he vanished 100 years later and the fire nation is nearing victory in the war 2 years ago my father and the other men of the tribe journeyed to the earth kingdom to help fight against the fire nation leaving me and my brother to look after the tribe some people believe that the avatar was never reborn into the air nomads and the cycle was broken but I haven’t lost hope I still believe that somehow the avatar will return to save the worldwiowowow
Water earth fire air my grandmother used to tell stories about the old days a time of peace when the avatar kept balance between the water tribes earth kingdom fire nation and air nomads but that all changed when the fire nation attacked only the avatar master of all 4 nations could stop them only he could stop the ruthless fire benders but when the world needed him most he vanished 100 years later and the fire nation is nearing victory in the war 2 years ago my father and the other men of the tribe journeyed to the earth kingdom to help fight against the fire nation leaving me and my brother to look after the tribe some people believe that the avatar was never reborn into the air nomads and the cycle was broken but I haven’t lost hope I still believe that somehow the avatar will return to save the world oeoeooeoeoe
LOL
I had an aneurysm reading that lmfao
I wanna see them play together soooo badly
Im sorry but mark putting music at the beginning and then dancing while eating icecream is priceless while they are wondering if he had heart in it.. no he doesn't much he can create fun for himself just as easy.
Mark: HE HAD WALKED AWAY FROM THAT BOARD TO GET AWAY FROM ME
I CALL OUT ALL THE SINS
Everyone else: *skips*
Everyone: "omg mark you're wasting time"
Also everyone: *interupts marks talking and makes it longer*
Exactly!
u right
I fucking hate that, but mark... I don't know if he's actually upset or not