Beetlejuice - The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing (LYRICS)

Beetlejuice "The Whole ‘Being Dead’ Thing" Lyric Video
Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording out now
Performed by Alex Brightman & Beetlejuice Original Cast Recording Ensemble
Beetlejuice - “The Whole ‘Being Dead’ Thing” Lyrics:
Hey, folks! Begging your pardon
'Scuse me, sorry to barge in
Now let's skip the tears and start on the whole
Y'know
Being dead thing
You're doomed, enjoy the singing
The sword of Damocles is swinging
And if I hear your cell-phone ringing
I'll kill you myself
The whole being dead thing
Death can get a person stressed
We should have carpe'd way more diems
Now we're never gonna see 'em
I can show you what comes next
So don't be freaked
Stay in your seats
I do this bulls***, like, eight times a week
So just relax, you'll be fine
Drink your fifty-dollar wine
And take a breath
Welcome to a show about death
You're
You're gonna be fine
On the other side
DIE! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
I'll...
I'll be your guide
To the other side
Though in full disclosure: It's a show about death
Everybody gets on fine here
Like Rodgers, Hart, and Hammerstein here
The women's bathroom has no line here
Just. pee where you want
The whole being dead thing
You're just gonna love the folks here
Yeah, I know you're woke, but you can take a joke here
And every show I do, like, a ton of coke here
The whole-
The whole being dead thing!
Nobody is bullet-proof
"I work out, I eat clean!"
Jesus, pass the Dramamine
Time to face the brutal truth
'Cause we're all on a hitlist
Might not live 'till Christmas
Choke to death on Triscuits
Hey, that just statistics
So take a little break here
Kinda like a wake here
The scenery is fake here
BUT THERE'S A GIANT SNAKE HERE
Welcome to a show about death
You're... you're gonna be fine
THANK YOU!
On the other side
HOW YOU DOIN'?
Not good?
I'll... I'll be your guide
To the other side
Seriously, though, this is a show about
Death is taboo, but it's hardly something new
There's nothing medical professionals can do
'Cept maybe just bill you
If you die while listening to this album
It's still gonna keep playing
There's no destiny or fate
Just a terrifying wait
Filled with people that you hate
And on a certain date, the universe kills you
That's the thing with life
No-one makes it out alive
Toss that body in the pit
"Gosh, it's awful, ain't it tragic?"
"Blah, blah, Bible. Jesus magic."
When you're dead, who gives a s***?
No pilates, no more yoga
"Namaste", you freakin' posers
From the cradle to cremation
Death just needs a little conversation
I have mastered the art (Dies Irae!!)
Of tearing convention apart (Dies Irae!)
So, how about we all make a start (Dies Irae!)
On the whole being dead thing
God, I hope you're ready for a show about death
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[@wrathguy]

Wow. Dude has serious range

[@artistic_lesbian5435]

1:21 I can think of so many people that would’ve loved to hear that after, like, the third time they get yelled at that their in the wrong bathroom.

[@4C3_]

Then you hear;
"There are children here!"

[@Opmehh124]

.

[@raineraway]

this goes astronomically hard

[@r.c9149]

fav line: welcome to a show about death and die! you're all gonna die! you're all gonna die

[@4C3_]

Someone : *crying*
Beetlejuice : *"DA BOT BA BE BE BAP BAP"*

[@EilidhsShortz1992]

Autocorrect: Hey folks beggin your pardon

[@cameronlawson6848]

​@@EilidhsShortz1992 'Scuse me! Sorry to barge in!

[@alyssa8078]

@@cameronlawson6848 Now let’s skip the tears and start on the whole y’know being dead thing

[@artistic_lesbian5435]

You’re doomed! Enjoy the singing, The sword of Damocles is swinging, and if I hear your cellphone ringing, I’ll kill you myself. The whole being dead thing!

[@4C3_]

death can get a person stressed!
"we should have carpe'd way more diems now we're never gonna see em'!"
I can show you what comes next so don't be freaked, stay in your seats, I do this bullsh*t like eight times a week.

[@SONGAI.COVERS]

POV: Fizzarolli meeting the other"AND THERE'S A GIANT SNAKE HERE!!" Sir Pentious??!! 😅😅

[@k-trashradio5163]

Son? 🥺

[@Pizzawolfgaming]

*eyebrow raise* *confused Angel Dust noises*

[@Opmehh124]

0:37- 0:47 probably why your here

[@SstarTeamm]

You are correct

[@Opmehh124]

@@SstarTeammmhm

[@Ang3l_240]

Uhhh-

[@Opmehh124]

@@Ang3l_240😂

[@Cherry_soda0-o]

Nope! I'm just listening to all the songs

[@radio.marie.001]

I'm going to see this on the 21st with the choir!!

[@letsrollthediceyeah]

how was it?

[@radio.marie.001]

@@letsrollthediceyeah I'm late but AMAZING, I really want to see it again it was so great, I was sad when it ended. Overall a 10/10

[@ArtTheClown745]

I see Fizz singing this

[@LynZ_games26]

Did yall not realize that fizzaroli and Adam are both voiced by Alex Brightman
AND, THIS SONG IS SUNG BY ALEX BRIGHTMAN? LIKE HELLO? DID YALL NOT NOTICE THAT?

[@Jolie-di7uu]

@punrooi Yeah, he is lol

[@DelanoSeven7]

I never heard of the guy before Helluva Boss, so nope lmao

[@theswineking4036]

Based on the comments I don't think there is a single person who did not notice this

[@kazikkolaska7883]

and sir pentious

[@potatopatch4563]

all I can hear is fizzy frog tryna impress asmodeus by like jumping through flaming hoops while adam makes popcorn.

[@Lauren_Editz]

Alex: HIGH NOTE
Alex: ʟᴏᴡ ɴᴏᴛᴇ
Me: HOW!?!?

[@burninglust]

A proud fan of beetlejuice. Thats it.

[@Jeffro_afro]

Adam in season 2 be like

[@awesometree3245]

lol amazing

[@TaylorSilvers-sq9wo]

Honestly this is so real

[@Hambzorgur]

Bug beverage

[@Jconti31]

Brooo😭✋🏻

[@Shinonome...Enanan]

Im so happy im not the omly one here listening bc fizz

[@roflyurmom]

my helluva boss addicted a$$ can only hear fizzarolli 😭

[@Guy-am-i922]

Same lol

[@octosquid48]

Same. And I can only imagine that this is where he is now that he left Mammon's gig.

[@DaveBeverly]

My hazbin hotel addicted a$$ only hears Adam

[@Dave-with-a-knife]

The guy who sings this actually voices fizz

[@Ayls_318]

My HH and HB addicted a$$ can only hear Adam, Sir Pentious and Fizz 😭

[@GlassPanel_DF]

Yes guys, the voice actor of fizz voiced his guy. Geez

[@bc123vv5]

All I hear is fizzaroli

[@4C3_]

Well, Fizz is voiced by the person who sang as beetlejuice in this song so

[@LillianZumwalt-kc8ox]

Fizz would sing this tho

[@Snapdragon655]

Same

[@deaniegamez]

Yo so true

[@4C3_]

Yeah, Alex Brightman (The VA) actually does Adam and Sir Pentious as well!@@ttv_gaming764

[@assassination-qp1md]

Ever since I was told it I CANNOT UNHEAR ADAM FROM HAZBIN HOTEL

[@LillianZumwalt-kc8ox]

Fizz and Adam would sing this ngl

[@DaveBeverly]

Fr

[@Kakashi_Hatake183]

Adam, sir pentious, Fizzarolli, Vox’s announcer person, and Beetlejuice (the one that sings this song, not the other one) are all voiced by the same person

[@Husk_That_One_Bartender]

Did y'all know Alex voiced Fizz and Adam that's why Beetlejuice sounds like Fizzaroli

[@Jhael_is_on_fire]

This sounds like something fizzaroli would sing. But all things aside this is genuinely a good song and alex brightman did an amazing job

[@crazyzombiehunter8571]

its the same voice actor. Also i know you know that and is just baiting for replies but i fell for it anyway

[@sMyMe9540]

20,930th

[@Lafayette_123]

Hey folks begged your pardon

[@Woriol1]

Excuse me, sorry to barge in

[@stupidsheepdog]

Now let's skip the tears and start on the whole, y'know

[@Lafayette_123]

Being dead thing >:D

[@Woriol1]

You're doomed! Enjoy the singingggg

[@melody8761]

The sword of Damocles is swingin'

[@Polokibird]

I would feel like fizz would be good friends with beetlejuice

[@jjplayzgamez]

All I hear is fizz and Adam *HH and helluva boss*

[@The_Movie_Maniacs]

Someone needs to animate Fizz singing this😂 (or Adam)

[@mnndstrs]

DIAS ERAE BELIVED

[@FurinaHydroArchon937]

Perfect for fizzaroli edits lol

[@tazmaniandevill3616]

SOUNDS LIKE FIZZAROLI FROM HELLUVA BOSS❤❤

[@CricketCrumble]

Fizz is voiced by the same dude, helluva boss asked him to va fizz with the voice bc they liked it

[@SquishedAdamcultleader]

And Adam too, from Hazbin Hotel!

[@CricketCrumble]

@@SquishedAdamcultleader as well as sir pentious :)

[@Kakashi_Hatake183]

When I first heard this song I thought it was a fan man helluva boss song

[@KateluvsSunandMoon]

Anyone else only hear Fizzerolli from Helluva Boss

[@Ravens_Insignia]

same va

[@Woriol1]

Alex Brightman (beetlejuice from broadway) voices Fizz, that’s why

[@LillianZumwalt-kc8ox]

Yessir

[@DaveBeverly]

Yep

[@imnothere2372]

he also voices adam and sir pentious in hazbin hotel

[@blastoffanimations]

WHY DOES HE JUST SOUND LIKE ADAM

[@Prosto73.]

Cause he's the va of Adam and also Sir Pentious

[@W4RMASTER9]

​@@Prosto73. And Fizzarolli from helluva boss

[@Ireallylikemyself]

Bro you’re never gonna believe this….

[@yuko745]

Because thats Alex's character too, bruh

[@Kovixy]

He doesn't sound like him at all, But he is Adams VA.
It's called range

[@awesometree3245]

0:34 prob why your here 0:47

[@user-bm2pt1md2q]

Adam in hazbin hotel be like

[@Kir58]

52nd

[@stevedee2479]

Familiar voice like fizzarolli

[@RealitysEdgeOffical]

They have the same voice actor

[@stevedee2479]

Ok

[@IsabelleBorck]

...Fizz?

[@Gufpop]

Fizzaroli

[@BellaHurd-nt7ks]

Warten Sie, was passiert, wenn es derselbe Schauspieler ist

[@user-bm2pt1md2q]

I only jear fizzarloi 😂😂

[@modmort781]

Quatrième

[@_Ash_The_Therian]

I can’t be the only one who thinks it’s a little annoying that half of the comments are just fizz or Adam :/ like it’s good beetlejuice is getting seen more but also over shadowing it with other fandoms/ characters just because they have the same va is annoying.

[@pileofsaltOG]

No its very annoying
Like he was Beetlejuice before Fizz adam and sir pen

[@eatingrosesYT]

oh absolutely, like it's nice the musical is getting more attention but at least keep the comments about the musical instead of something completely unrelated :/

[@cheeseflamingo]

I love how everyones saying
Oh he sounds like adam or fizzarolli
Maybe because its the same actor? 😂
Love alex Brightman

[@bacon_2100]

Hey, folks! Begging your pardon
'Scuse me, sorry to barge in
Now let's skip the tears and start on the whole
Y'know, "being dead" thing
You're doomed, enjoy the singing
The sword of Damocles is swinging
And if I hear your cell-phone ringing
I'll kill you myself
The whole "being dead" thing
Death can get a person stressed
"We should have carpe'd way more diems
Now we're never gonna see 'em"
I can show you what comes next
So don't be freaked
Stay in your seats
I do this bullshit, like, eight times a week
So just relax, you'll be fine
Drink your fifty-dollar wine
And take a breath
Welcome to a show about death
You're
You're gonna be fine
On the other side
Die! You're all gonna die!
You're all gonna die!
I'll, I'll be your guide
To the other side
Though in full disclosure
It's a show about death
Everybody gets on fine here
Like Rodgers, Hart, and Hammerstein here
The women's bathroom has no line here just
Pee where you want, the whole "being dead" thing
You're just gonna love the folks here
Yeah, I know you're woke, but you can take a joke here
And every show I do, like, a ton of coke here
The whole, the whole "being" dead thing!
Nobody is bullet-proof
"I work out, I eat clean!"
Jesus, pass the Dramamine
Time to face the brutal truth (Dies Irae)
'Cause we're all on a hit list
Might not live 'till Christmas
Choke to death on Triscuits
Hey, that just statistics
So take a little break here
Kinda like a wake here
The scenery is fake here
But there's a giant snake here
Welcome to a show about death!
You're, you're gonna be fine
Thank you!
On the other side
How you doin'?
Oh, not good!
I'll, I'll be your guide
To the other side
Seriously, though, this is a show about
Death is taboo, but it's hardly something new
There's nothing medical professionals can do
'Cept maybe just bill you
If you die while listening to this album
It's still gonna keep playing
There's no destiny or fate
Just a terrifying wait
Filled with people that you hate
And on a certain date, the universe kills you!
That's the thing with life
No one makes it out alive
Toss that body in the pit
"Gosh, it's awful, ain't it tragic?"
Blah, blah, "Bible Jesus" magic
When you're dead, who gives a shit?
"No pilates, no more yoga"
"Namaste", you freakin' posers
From the cradle to cremation (Dies Irae)
Death just needs a little conversation
I have mastered the art (Dies Irae)
Of tearing convention apart (Dies Irae)
So, how about we all make a start (Dies Irae)
On the whole "being dead" thing
God, I hope you're ready for a show about death

[@nyoedwards8594]

He better voice fizz

[@RinKato-lj1qv]

He is voicing fizz

[@Axolotl_Boba_123]

Surprise!!!! He already is 🎉🎉🎉

[@Whit3rabbitgaming]

3rd

[@coltonrigg22]

second

[@1kaligosa]

5th

[@tntsystematic]

First

[@Ch1ck3nMan]

6th