The game tells you outright that "The sacrifice of oneself to the pursuit of knowledge Is the highest tribute to the gods." That's just playing as intended
Wait, is this what wand testing is? Just try shit and see what works? ...fuck, that explains why I haven't been learning anything, I haven't been just trying shit T-T As a newbie player (kinda), thank you, this video actually helped.
@@shoukskillissue1329 If your modifiers don't know what to do, they wrap your wand. If your multipliers can't fill their stomach, they wrap your wand as well.
this is why you do that shit out in the open, i like digging ou tthe top of the tree for a nice large flat fairly indestructible and easy to remember location
That hurt watching, why so impatient and why go on testing after you just almost died from the freeze? xD I know the feels tho, i threw away an insane seed i found myself, circle of vigor always cast wand + chainsaw in the coal pits. I got cocky pretty quickly cuz i thought "i have infinite healing anyways".... ohwell.... that world will forever hurt that i've lost it.
I'm here after also throwing away a good seed. Found a wand with "Path of Flame" always-cast and lots of slots, the thing was ripping everything to shreds. Good enough you'd think. But nooo this idiot had to fuck around with "True Orbit" 😢
@@shoukskillissue1329 modding cheap keyboards is so underrated. I'm rocking a gateron optical gk61 (bought from china for about 50euro) that I later bought gateron silent yellows for, with foam and lubbed, taped and clipped stabilizers and it's just so good. The only thing I'm missing is qmk, though the current software isn't that bad either.
@@BeHappyTo Yeah, the only thing I need to change are the keycaps beacause the one I have for now don't let the light pass through and the only Issue I can tell about cheat keyboard is the bendable plastic case even tho im weak
something like that happened to me i had a wand that was good (atleast for the 4th area and how good i am) AND I FELL INTO WATER DEALING 130 DAMAGE (from a shock) INSTANTLY KILLIng me i love and hate this dumb game so much
How did you take like 60 damage from the first firing then go "hmm I should make it do more damage" before nearly killing yourself? And then decide to STILL let it self damage you while you're on 60 hp??
Total deaths: 304
Total wins: 1
Now that is how you Noita, respect
I have 2 wins but not on the same computer hehe
But yeah I do not aim for the win but for the pure fun noita give me
In noita, you don't want to win, you want to lose with fun.
actually same, i only have 2 wins and since then I'm only playing nightmare just to test my chances to survival with stress
same here^^
i pirated noita before and strangely as soon as i bought the game my skill issue disappeared and can now constantly go for long runs with ease
The conundrum: heal first, to improve chances of surviving the wand testing, or save in case it's very much needed once the testing concludes.
😂😂😂
Or that invincible potion
BY THE GODS YES I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
I love how its like:
"Whoops, i lost 80% of my hp, better test some more :p"
Idk why I did that
this behavior is the essence of noita
The game tells you outright that "The sacrifice of oneself to the pursuit of knowledge Is the highest tribute to the gods." That's just playing as intended
*Shoots Statue*
Statue: "You know what, I'm gonna take that personally."
Testing wands is a liability, just fuck around and find out
yeah, pretty funny tho
violates work health and safety regulations
Yes
I'm going to kill that bastard Minä, he ends most of my runs XD
Litteraly going insane cause of Minä
This is truly Noita
It's always start with "oh wow this could be busted that would kill me" and the second u press the left click u just get obliterated
That why I love noita
*puts phase arc on wand
me: oh no...
I didn't knew at all phase arc would do that, seem op if good usage tho
phase arc caused my first death from testing a teleport wand, straight into a pool of lava
Bro really went ahead with Domain Expansion: Malevolent Kitchen on that training dummy 1:02
Okay but it does look really cool with the homing/phasing combo
yes absolutly
I feel like the most relatable part was dying and almost immedietly starting a new run
I do find it very funny how when your spells home into a statue it drives it immediately into you without fail
cool did not know pinpoint and phase arc had that interaction wanna play around with it now
Yeah it's very good for dps too
Natural piercing, exploding almost a perfect high tier spell
This is the way
Wait, is this what wand testing is? Just try shit and see what works?
...fuck, that explains why I haven't been learning anything, I haven't been just trying shit T-T
As a newbie player (kinda), thank you, this video actually helped.
Im glad it helped you :)
I pray for all poor souls who don't understand spell wrapping
Pray for me then, thousands hours of wand building video watched and still clueless
@@shoukskillissue1329 If your modifiers don't know what to do, they wrap your wand. If your multipliers can't fill their stomach, they wrap your wand as well.
@@arbozaliyan simple but good thanks
Wrapping is good but it can make ur wand shoot half the speed if used when not needed
@@7rodo It generally lags or crashes the game after a point
Lmao true when I die am not even mad, am just like "okay"
real
can confirm late game wand testing is a su*ci*de speedrun
this is why you do that shit out in the open, i like digging ou tthe top of the tree for a nice large flat fairly indestructible and easy to remember location
Holy ... thats a mad one!
Can't imagine the amount pf PTSD after dis!
This is what Spell Lab is for
but its funnier to find it like that
@@shoukskillissue1329 haha for sure
Dope wand you crafted there
That hurt watching, why so impatient and why go on testing after you just almost died from the freeze? xD
I know the feels tho, i threw away an insane seed i found myself, circle of vigor always cast wand + chainsaw in the coal pits. I got cocky pretty quickly cuz i thought "i have infinite healing anyways".... ohwell.... that world will forever hurt that i've lost it.
I dont even know what went through my mind
@@shoukskillissue1329me when I thought "surely trying this thunder charge with heavy spread will not kill me *instantly*"
@@save-scum yeah sometimes the game does not do what we want
I'm here after also throwing away a good seed. Found a wand with "Path of Flame" always-cast and lots of slots, the thing was ripping everything to shreds. Good enough you'd think. But nooo this idiot had to fuck around with "True Orbit" 😢
give me your keyboard, NOW
Cheap Yunzii YZ68 with foam in it
@@shoukskillissue1329 modding cheap keyboards is so underrated. I'm rocking a gateron optical gk61 (bought from china for about 50euro) that I later bought gateron silent yellows for, with foam and lubbed, taped and clipped stabilizers and it's just so good. The only thing I'm missing is qmk, though the current software isn't that bad either.
@@BeHappyTo Yeah, the only thing I need to change are the keycaps beacause the one I have for now don't let the light pass through and the only Issue I can tell about cheat keyboard is the bendable plastic case even tho im weak
the game is not that hard we are the ones who makes it harder lmao
The ONLY one who gets to kill ME
is ME.
something like that happened to me i had a wand that was good (atleast for the 4th area and how good i am) AND I FELL INTO WATER DEALING 130 DAMAGE (from a shock) INSTANTLY KILLIng me i love and hate this dumb game so much
I love and hate this game so much aswell, I should re play it sometimes
I never use spells with the plasma element, just never
my man turned into minced meat
Got noitad
Yes
How did you take like 60 damage from the first firing then go "hmm I should make it do more damage" before nearly killing yourself? And then decide to STILL let it self damage you while you're on 60 hp??
idk what went through my brain but see damage = attack bcs funni
nice.
LMAOOO
deserved honestly
Guys don't add homing on spells that can kill you. Especially if this homing would target you too.
Is that too hard to do?
Why not tho it's funny
@@shoukskillissue1329 instakill isn't as fun as deleting everything (but you) in certain direction
skill issue