0:11 this has happened a few times, to varying degrees of success. In Dark Knight Returns he's so insane and deluded he thinks they 'fixed' him by scarring the other side, instead of fixing the scarred one, and he becomes convinced everyone's just playing a joke on him
Thug: Boss, why you doin' this? The Bat's gonna get ya! Boss: What's the worst that can happen? I get thrown in a jail I'm too rich to be kept in? Vigilante: Stop! Boss: Well, if it isn't the Ba- *sees Red Hood standing there* FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU- *gets a .45 through the skull*
Not a single member of the Batfamily has a wholesome relationship with a living mother. Oh no, wait. Steph's isn't too bad. Depending on which version of Talia you use, she can be a very loving parent to both Damian and Jason. Absolutely not a well-adjusted individual, however. While not as obvious as the Daddy issues, Mommy issues are a prevalent thing in the Batfam
2:38 scissors can also defeat baby if used right and if sharp and big enough. Or if you have lots of different types of scissors like I do, one of wich can be disasambled and partes into 2 parts, it can be used as 2 or 1 knife. I'm just stating facts. I am not a psychopath, don't come for me. This was just a démonstration of my messed up humour, even tho I don't see it as being that bad, and I'd say it's pretty normal. Disclaimer for sensitive people: no babies or grown humans were harmed.
Soooo, what I didn't get, will bruce hook up with Talia again orrrrrr? with someone else? Congrats Damian in getting an sibling you can't say they aren't your sibling that isn't Grayson
![Batfamily as tiktoks \[^_^]/](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7rgdVSduKxU/mqdefault.jpg)
“Bitch I’m as old as fuck”
-Alfred
My new favorite quote
lmao i mean he fr is tho
Isn’t one of the rules Jason in forced upon crime alley is like- not hurting children?
Jason would never hurt kids
@@StarryMidnight while I agree with you- I have four words for you. Teen titans tower incident.
@@Mental-Illness RIP- let me rephrase Jason would never hurt kids other than his family- 😭💀
@@Mental-Illness Those little fuckers have super powers.
We can also add that Dick legit beat up Damian and tied him up . . . The rankings are just a little off
4:11 That entire Nightwing and Alfred sketch was so gold
0:32
I'm pretty sure Damian didn't want to know that 😂🤣
We know that would be Jason
The worst part is that it’s true 💀💀💀
0:11 this has happened a few times, to varying degrees of success. In Dark Knight Returns he's so insane and deluded he thinks they 'fixed' him by scarring the other side, instead of fixing the scarred one, and he becomes convinced everyone's just playing a joke on him
Surprised Jason didn't mention his adopted mom ODing and leaving him with her dead body
Thug: Boss, why you doin' this? The Bat's gonna get ya!
Boss: What's the worst that can happen? I get thrown in a jail I'm too rich to be kept in?
Vigilante: Stop!
Boss: Well, if it isn't the Ba- *sees Red Hood standing there* FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU- *gets a .45 through the skull*
Babs asking them about Mother's Day 💀💀💀
5:20 a masterpiece
Nightwing getting with Catwoman was in revenge for the Barbara/Bruce incident.
The Barbara/Bruce thing or Dick/Silena?
3:26 I can listen to this for hours!
6:25 this one is gold
Under the redhood in a nutshell.
Honestly think 1:18 is my favorite video ever
2:19, I was wheezing when it finished. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not me thinking that the grave stone was because Wally was dead😂
7:16 i'm wheezing, it's me. i am dick in this situation
ok the mothers day one has me rolling
4:10 I know that guy! Richmond Indiana Baby!
7:29 IKR RIGHT THEIR SOOOOO FINE
A Batman in his limo made me cry lauguing
Not a single member of the Batfamily has a wholesome relationship with a living mother.
Oh no, wait. Steph's isn't too bad.
Depending on which version of Talia you use, she can be a very loving parent to both Damian and Jason.
Absolutely not a well-adjusted individual, however.
While not as obvious as the Daddy issues, Mommy issues are a prevalent thing in the Batfam
3:39 NOT THE MUPPET ALFRED🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:17 don't mind me, it's just for me to find it again
2:38 scissors can also defeat baby if used right and if sharp and big enough. Or if you have lots of different types of scissors like I do, one of wich can be disasambled and partes into 2 parts, it can be used as 2 or 1 knife. I'm just stating facts. I am not a psychopath, don't come for me. This was just a démonstration of my messed up humour, even tho I don't see it as being that bad, and I'd say it's pretty normal. Disclaimer for sensitive people: no babies or grown humans were harmed.
Soooo, what I didn't get, will bruce hook up with Talia again orrrrrr? with someone else?
Congrats Damian in getting an sibling you can't say they aren't your sibling that isn't Grayson
The first tik tok. So basically ur gonna be Jason Todd 😂
Steph: rock also defeats baby 😀
😂😂
1:20
2:05 ok is th... is tha.... Is t....IS THAT F**CKING TRUE?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes
I hate to say it but yes
One of the best things in the batfamily that Jason can hold over Damian
2:51 I HAVE THIS AS LIKE A LITTLE POSTER THING
isn't Barbara's mom dead, too?
6:05,🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me encantó 😂😂😂😂😂
Hello. Good job 👍
5:10 This is too funny 🤣
Name one person Talia Al ghul hasn’t slept with from the batfamily males only.
Isn't Barbara's mom dead too at this point?
What is 0:16 from I can’t remember
it's from the Flashback scene in Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker. The scene is on CZcams in multiple videos
1:09 I don't understand
Me niether bro 😆😆🤣🤣
Batman just found out Tim's sleeping with Superboy
Tim canonically uses Superboy's shiry as pajamas, they also happen to by a VERY popular ship, which spawns these jokes
No who’s candice
Who is kon?
Connor Kent. A 'clone' created from the DNA of both Clark and Lex Luthor. Often shipped with cannonically bisexual Robin, Tim Drake.