@@daveyJ0nes I think his feelings are hurt to realize he was more into her than she was him. But I find it completely ironic how he wants to talk about Ariana's tan when he goes and dates a woman who built her status on the back of black culture.... He just sounds butt hurt
in other words, "How is it that I know this info if she could've said it in private? Well she told one of the most popular magazines in the world and it's on the cover, so now I can make jokes about her doing semi-black face right?" The whole joke summed up for ya.
She's a complete skank, she dates married men just for giggles and dumps them as soon as they leave their families and divorce their wives. She's kind of scum.
The double standard for how women get away with treating men like we’re scum is ridiculous. Then they play victim when fire is returned, as she did. She’s a garbage human being.
I think I understand .... not an instant fan or a fan at all really lol , but this was clever and I found respect for the guy. Tbh ,I really couldn't stand the man before this.
@@Paul-sl9zm And she's still way more successful than he was before and after they dated. But he destroyed her??? They hate on her so hard, they gotta make sh*t up 🤣
@@marylou1277doesn't matter about success, it's about the person you actually are. There are comedians more successful than Ariana who probably think the same way.
@@kiriskip46 I honestly don't give two $hits about him but what he's saying is right . As for Ariana she was the one who started this petty conflict. Why mention him AT ALL on vogue .
@@blanche596 how crazy fans can be, ariana is notorious for her ponytail and many of her younger fans especially get long ponytails to be like her 🤣 it can be cute but a little disturbing sometimes.
Pete has been the rebound for mutliple women 😭 i'm sure Arianna's not lying about him just being a distration, it was probably the same with kim wtf does this guy think lmao. Him acting suprised is funnier than any joke he's ever made 🤣 RIP Mac Miller and Kanye!
@@instantramenswagcult I'm addressing the position he's maintaining, he didn't even read the full article. Arianna said she loved him in that same article but he didn't acknowledge that. He got what he deserved and is crying about it as if he didn't give his victims something to cry for. That's what's crazy to me
I mean funny how he suddenly has an issue now that she's an ex but not when they were together. Proves he doesn't care abt blackfishing, he only cares abt hurting her.
Looks like the AI that wrote this comment needs some work, because that line wasn’t remotely funny, nor was it even intended to be. Serious 50 IQ shit at play here.
@Derek Lavocat no. If you've seen her when she was on the show victorious you'd know her skin is naturally pale not tan. Even if you tan easily maintaining one even during cold months takes effort
@@thereader6371 no she didn't, bc right before that she said only good things about him & said she loved him, she was just being tone deaf with her choice of words. idk why "not knowing who someone is" is such an insult. he was never known at all outside of SNL fans.
@@indiesunflowers Believe it or not in the 25 and older age group people are far more likely to know SNL comedians than Ariana or Dua Lipa or any other Taylor swift type.
Idk.. maybe cause he cheated and she found out through story on Snapchat that some of her fan send her before pete erase his story that he was never meant To share?
@@chrisguy5311 huh? jealous? i guess i have to brake it down for ya..betas these days... regardless of how much crap she talks.. He still got her naked. so she can run her mouth all she wants.. hence, he still got her naked
EVERYBODY go get yourself a Wendy's BACONATOR and then proceed to RIP ASS. leave the stall door open...but only take ur pants off in the stall... once butt ass naked ESTABLISH ur DOMINANCE in that Wendy's restroom, shit in the sink. GODDAMN! LORD HAVE MERCY!
I read the interview some time ago and I think she meant her being with him was a distraction from a lot of pain and trauma she was actually going through. Still not the nicest to say about an ex fiancé 😅
#1 rule in life: never abuse a comedian. It just gives them more power over you Edit: 22k likes / 6 months = 3.6 likes / month 3.6k likes / 30 days = 120 likes / day 120 likes / 24 hours = 5 likes / hour
Best thing to do is treat them nice but not too nice to make them think your a bitch and push over, then they can't say shit bout you besides the flaws they see
The crazy thing is that he didn’t even say anything that bad about her compared to what she said. The “spray painted myself brown” joke was as mean as it got and it wasn’t really mean, just true. 🤷🏽♀️
@@royaldecreeforthechurchofm8409 no way. He has said in interviews, both before and after her that all he ever wanted was to settle down get married and have kids. He is a romantic at heart. I don’t think it was a, girl falls for a fuck boi, situation. I think they both actually loved each other and were about to spend the rest of their lives together but his mental health struggles got in between them. She didn’t sight up for BPD and so she broke it off with him.
But if you look at the timeline of how she was recently out of a long relationship that was hard mostly bc Mac had addictions and started seeing Pete super quickly after and they had only known each other like 3/4 months before getting engaged so she definitely didn’t know him and didn’t realize he was a distraction until she reflected on the relationship
And he left her because he couldn’t handle her grieving over Mac which is sooo messed up but yall wanna praise him bc he manipulated the narrative just to make a dig due to his ego being hurt when she has never publicly said anything mean about him. I’m done now
@@loracabio4781 because her fan base is very young, wear ponytails to emulate their "hero" and go to extreme lengths to "protect" her (image, person, reputation, feelings) extreme "stans" or fanatics, whatever verbiage you prefer. 🥰 Hope that helps! Obviously it is an extreme joke, but if you read some of these comments in the string, you can see the keyboard warriors. Have a great day!
Pete’s entire comedic style is being like your super cool stoner friend who has cosmically comedic luck…& he comes back & nonchalantly explains his awesome day as only a funny stoner can.
dang i suddenly remembered my friend. i was having a shitty trip with lsd one time, when I suddenly remembered him say, "just chill dude, you're gonna be okay" and it was profound af that time 😂😂😂
@@cmonman3639 opinion? Preference? Choice? Pick one. Just because you don't find him funny, doesn't mean others agree with you. How old are you, and why haven't you learned this super basic concept yet?
He went straight for the neck with that spray paint joke lmao
That's what she gets. Airing out things like this especially if you have such a big platform is so inappropriate.
What dos that thing of the spray mean?
@@matiaspinatzecchin3879 Ariana’s spray tan
@@matiaspinatzecchin3879 some people think ariana grande tans to the point where she's a different race
@@daveyJ0nes I think his feelings are hurt to realize he was more into her than she was him. But I find it completely ironic how he wants to talk about Ariana's tan when he goes and dates a woman who built her status on the back of black culture....
He just sounds butt hurt
"No she said it on the cover of Vogue magazine" 💀 💀 💀
I was your thousandth like happy 1k🎉🎉
@@chupie5479 Thank you 😊
weed
@@Weed69420 pusi🙂
in other words, "How is it that I know this info if she could've said it in private? Well she told one of the most popular magazines in the world and it's on the cover, so now I can make jokes about her doing semi-black face right?" The whole joke summed up for ya.
The way she slowly stopped wearing self tanner after this will never not have me rolling 😂
Fair game
She did not!! Really!? 😂 I'm not an ari fan so I have no idea the timline
She was hurt hurt😂
She went pale for Glinda.
Get up off the floor stop rolling around and time to grow up
girlie said she dated him cuz she was bored acting like they weren’t ENGAGED 😭😭
Yeah she married too and got bored of him as well
I'm glad she forgot about his ass after what he did to Mac miller.
@@user-xs1oi4jm5yariana is not responsible for an ex partners accidental death.
@@user-xs1oi4jm5yhe didn't do anything to him ya muppet
@@user-xs1oi4jm5yand what she did to a whole ass marriage and family? She’s a homewrecker for sure
"If I spray painted myself brown-"
Fucking annihilated.
“And went on the cover of vogue magazine and started shitting on my ex.”
@@MNDfulMikala right the cover of vogue took me out lol
I don't understand
@@lonelyberg1808 She had her body spray painted brown on the cover of vogue magazine
@@CJ-mf3gz oh ok, I'll check. Thank you for the information
“If I spray painted myself brown..” 💀
Tears
Wyte people have a dumb a** sense of humor
CZcams just showed this to me so I don't know the context. What does he mean?
@@Enbix ariana gets spray tan
@@beckettferguson4888 Ha! Thank you.
They were engaged and she had a whole song written about him and included him in thank you next and then she says she doesn't know him.
She's a complete skank, she dates married men just for giggles and dumps them as soon as they leave their families and divorce their wives. She's kind of scum.
She's crazy
She didn't though. CZcams don't know someone after 4 Months
Many people describe her as a narcissist
@@annatimmerbeil6658she literally did its not an argument
aNd ThEn FoAhTnItE cAmE oUt 🤣
The double standard for how women get away with treating men like we’re scum is ridiculous. Then they play victim when fire is returned, as she did. She’s a garbage human being.
"A nine year old with a pony tail" 😂😂😂😂😂
That image lol shot by a soy boy
If that's a reference to her then, him liking her wouldn't look good on him lol
@@ronaldomessi7055 Exactly
So he’s admitted he liked fucking a 9 ur old
@@ronaldomessi7055 He's saying he doesn't want to get killed by some Ariana groupie
He just stepped up in my eyes. The little fact digs
I never cared for dude. To be honest my opinion was based off hearsay. listening to it come from the horse's mouth I want to hear more.
Gonna give him a chance he’s funny!!!!
☝️🤣🖕
@@Ponchobill what does that mean? like this is some kinda off brand oblivion script?
I think I understand .... not an instant fan or a fan at all really lol , but this was clever and I found respect for the guy. Tbh ,I really couldn't stand the man before this.
I love how the crowd was considerate and stopped clapping after he asked not to. That was wholesome
....really?
"Spraypainted myself brown" 😂😂😂 he's so wild for this
“My biggest fear is I’m gonna get shot in the back of the head by a nine year old with a ponytail”😂😂😂😂
Thats a dream come true!
Because that's her fan base is what he's saying
@@saveyoutub and she also looks like a 9 years old
@@saveyoutub oh no fuckin way how did you manage to decipher that????😊
@@hudsonm360 how did the OP manage to quote the video????🤗
Hudson it's ok, you can cut your ponytail.
"Don't clap. I like the giggles." Love ya Pete.
Eww you love a Pedophile…disgusting 🤮 ( 😂🤣😂 )
BUH BUHH!!
Skete*
@@g4briel27They added something on?? 💀
@@norahan that's what im wondering
'9 year old with a pony tail ' was wild😂
It's so interesting how all her fans say it was just a mistake while she did this behaviour constant since 2010
"If I spray painted myself brown..." bruh I'm dead
Did you get shot in the back of the head by a 9-year old with a ponytail?
She really gotta stop all the black fishing fr
Does she spray?
@@emmabunch-benson4795 she can do whatever she wants, it's her body
@@nemo_is_crazy_sus that's not how it works 💀
“spray paint myself brown” LMAO
1.7k likes no replys? lemme fix that 👍
@@hrehaan W
Yeah that was funny as hell. Lol.
lol. I was cackling after that.
Best part 🤣
Pete Davidson looks like he could play Jared Leto's Joker in one of the Scary Movies.
Not to mention, one of her biggest hit songs in 2017 was called "Thank You, Next." Pete really should have saw this coming.
"Spray my self brown" dead 💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao
Mad respect he called her out 😂
@@kanamenoname210 she doesn’t even do that anymore, and what celebrity hasn’t had a cringe fashion moment or phase , that was hers. It’s not that deep
@@A.r.i.a.n.a.01 she def still does it, she is brown af
“i don’t wanna get shot by a.. a 9 year old with a pony tail” HAD ME DYING 💀😂
I think he knows about Emery Bingham🤣
It's not an illogical fear.
He’s speaking you’re not understanding …
No where near funny.
@@globalgaming1100 Your entitled to your wrong opinions that fine😌
I now respect this man a lot more
Nah he’s wild for saying “I don’t wanna get shot in the back of the head by a 9 year old with a ponytail “ 😭🤣😭🤣
"shot in the back of the head by a nine year old with a ponytail"
noooooo 😂😭
Best burn in this.
you are everywhere
That was my part too!! 🤣🤣🤣
He said ponytail but I pictured a kid with a rat tail 😂😂😂
This part just sends me 😂😂
That spray paint joke is probably his best and most memorable joke lmao
True and barely funny
@@jamesdoherty6048 stay mad
@@the_question Not mad. Just not laughing.
@@jamesdoherty6048 alright Doherty
@@the_question joke ain't even make me smile bro 😭
The involuntary gasp I just let out😭😭😭😭
Imagine being high going to a comedy club with Pete😂
That tanning joke just made me respect him just a little bit more lol
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Truth
Explain it to me
@@cesargarcia3053 she's Italian, not Hispanic.
@@notanalphalegionary8949 so?
Pete is literally a professional rebound dude. Idk how he didn’t see that early.
ok but that has played out as this man having had a first class roster with no end in sight
Being a dude that chicks use to fuck themselves becomes less and less meaningful over time.
@@ericae8365 Actually
Still hit tho
Unless this girls where telling him that from the beginning, saying that in public after a break up is crazy
Lol he definitely ruined her life with these jokes. She went from brown to albino white again 😂😂😂
Yup!
Didn't even want the break haha he's hilarious
Life lesson: don’t start beef with a comedian, they will destroy you, and the whole world would be there to laugh
Pete is a comedian?
that's news to me
Yeah, ask will Smith how it's going
@@Paul-sl9zm and a very great one!
@@Paul-sl9zm And she's still way more successful than he was before and after they dated. But he destroyed her???
They hate on her so hard, they gotta make sh*t up 🤣
@@marylou1277doesn't matter about success, it's about the person you actually are. There are comedians more successful than Ariana who probably think the same way.
That tanning comment is on point.
omg what the hell do women actually see in him as he stoops to this level of disrespect ....hideous
@@kiriskip46 bro what? She literally called him a distraction.
@@kiriskip46 I honestly don't give two $hits about him but what he's saying is right . As for Ariana she was the one who started this petty conflict. Why mention him AT ALL on vogue .
Guys, guys, I think Kiri Skip-ped the video🙊
@@kiriskip46 get help
THE SPRAY PAINT 😂😂😂 Shots fired ❤
Pete is a treasure 😂
“Can you imagine if I spray painted myself brown…” 😂😂😂
Seems to be Pete’s type
@@stareaholethrewu ahhh shit
She goes from ghost to burnt toast but everyone tells her it okay 🤡
I fucking LOST it
Emotional damage
“My worst fear is getting shot in the back of the head by a nine year old with a ponytail” nahhhh that got me Fr. 🤣🤣
made me smile
gasping for air ..
Yea that’s the one lmaooo
What was he referencing?
@@blanche596 how crazy fans can be, ariana is notorious for her ponytail and many of her younger fans especially get long ponytails to be like her 🤣 it can be cute but a little disturbing sometimes.
“I like the giggles” 😂
Bro just ripped her into pieces in one line.
no one knows him lmao
Pete has been the rebound for mutliple women 😭 i'm sure Arianna's not lying about him just being a distration, it was probably the same with kim wtf does this guy think lmao. Him acting suprised is funnier than any joke he's ever made 🤣 RIP Mac Miller and Kanye!
@@probablyannika no one knows Ariana Grande's and Kim Kardashian's ex? Right lmao
@@instantramenswagcult I'm addressing the position he's maintaining, he didn't even read the full article. Arianna said she loved him in that same article but he didn't acknowledge that. He got what he deserved and is crying about it as if he didn't give his victims something to cry for. That's what's crazy to me
@@nijulhefner1113 what’s crazy to me is that it looks like you deleted a comment…
"i like the giggles"
How do I save this this is gold
I have never appreciated him more than I did the moment he started coming at her for the spray paint 🤣☠️
Saaameee
You'll probably start appreciating him less when you find out he's dating a kid, he's foul for that
@@fruitsn4ckwho?
I mean funny how he suddenly has an issue now that she's an ex but not when they were together. Proves he doesn't care abt blackfishing, he only cares abt hurting her.
@@fruitsn4ck he's dating that supermodel Emily. But let me guess you believe some celeb stan pages on Twitter trying to connect Jenna Ortega to him.
"In the confidence of her own home" 💀💀💀
Why do you find this line particularly funny?
@@MIstaGriffyunnnnnnnreal🤦🏼♂️
@@MIstaGriffyit's the vibe bro
@@MIstaGriffy because that's not a phrase, you'd either say 'in confidence' or 'in the comfort of her own home'
Looks like the AI that wrote this comment needs some work, because that line wasn’t remotely funny, nor was it even intended to be. Serious 50 IQ shit at play here.
Oh my god I love his comedy- he’s SO New York 😂
"I like the giggles". 😂
He got me when he said all of Ariana's fans are 9 years old 🤣🤣
he didn’t even say that
@@basharassadreal1971 "I'm gonna get shot in the back by a 9 year old with a pony tail" jesus dude
@@fifibombelek yea, he said 9 year olds, not 14 year olds bruh
@@fifibombelek still didn’t say all fans are 14?
Can't tell if he's calling her 9 years old or her fans 9 year Olds lol
Bro killed her in 90 seconds and proved he can be funny without talking about his dad.
Legit respect.
Why is he merciless with her ?
He didn’t kill her if she hasn’t even had a comeback yet 💀 and anyways she’s to busy with her carrer that actually succeeded
@@dav9750 you 9 years old with a pony tail? 🤣
Bro these jokes had me dead as fuck like his dad. I couldn't stop laughing I was choking dying like his dad
@wicked6821 definitely a 9 year old with a ponytail who got hold of their daddies glock
Ur a funny man Pete....i love u and ur work...❤
Pete is a real life character from Big Mouth.
he just called her fans nine year olds with pony tails 😂😂
Makes sense, because she looks and acts like a 9 year old
He was referring to her she looks young with a pony tail.
And they are 😂
"get shot at the back of the head by a nine-year-old with a ponytail"
"by a" "old" singular, means 1 person, ariana herself. not her fans.
@Minuteman Podcast 9 and 14 is quite the difference.
Hey, look, it's Pete Davidson from...
He's from... he dated Ariana Grande
“I’m afraid I’m going to get shoot in the back of my head by a 9 year old with a ponytail” got mw
yes, he said that
STAYYY
OMG 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stan skz
We saw the video
She kinda of deserved that. You don’t do that to an ex.
U also don’t date your friends ex😂
@@TorchDeeJ Eh, it depends on the timeframe of how long they dated, and how long since they dated.
@@TorchDeeJ what if your friend sucks?
You don't even stay in contact with an ex.
@@jasonmartinez2949 A lot of people do
That spray paint line was cutthroat lmao
He thought about that one for hours 😂
Jaw dropped once he said “spray painted myself brown” lol I am BAFFLED
She’s an Italian American who cosplays Latina and it isn’t discussed. Blows my mind
@@Avalonserena she don’t even look Latina or act even a bit Latina we would know
@@jared790thought she was Latina the whole time she was on nickelodeon and a lotta other people did too
Mine is still dropped 🫢😮😮😮
On the cover of Vogue though!
“Spray painted myself brown.” I love this man now 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 that was hilarious ,just facts
@@chileyork I’m confused WHt it mean
@@Hiiiiiiiiuzs ariana grande essentially painted herself brown, shes very white.
@@shanecharles4589 she’s white but she’s just really tan? she’s not tryna change her race or nun
@Derek Lavocat no. If you've seen her when she was on the show victorious you'd know her skin is naturally pale not tan. Even if you tan easily maintaining one even during cold months takes effort
😂😂 The last sentence..
That spray paint joke was absolutely lethal
could you explain?
@@yurilopes420 it's pretty self explanatory. she's a white chick that spray paints herself darker
I mean hes not wrong…
@@KomandantMirkoshe’s not white
@@NoctusRoseshe's not brown either
“If I spray painted myself brown…” is crazy! 😂😂
What did he mean?
@@Akhtar93 tan
I didn't get that reference either. Where's Captain Obvious when we need him the most?
@AndreCarvalho1984 Ariana's real skin tone is waaaayy lighter than how she appears now
She's "black" facing
Even though I almost got married, and for Pete I’m so thankful 🥲
New Fear Unlocked: 9 Year olds With Ponytails
“Pete took that personal, and went on to have one the most historic championship runs of all time.”
I mean, she meant it to be personal....
@@thereader6371 no she didn't, bc right before that she said only good things about him & said she loved him, she was just being tone deaf with her choice of words.
idk why "not knowing who someone is" is such an insult. he was never known at all outside of SNL fans.
@@indiesunflowers I think the point was more about "...because I was bored".
@@indiesunflowers Believe it or not in the 25 and older age group people are far more likely to know SNL comedians than Ariana or Dua Lipa or any other Taylor swift type.
😂😂😂
“My biggest fear is getting shot in the back of the head by a nine year old with a ponytail.” LMAO that’s one of mines too. These kids doing play!
💀
He means ariana
Yo i think he meant ariana, cos she looks like a kid with a ponytail haha
I audibly laughed in the Chinese restaurant that I’m in currently waiting for my food.
@@kadafi4lyf He likes to date kids with ponytails.. since he
also j o k e s
about abus°ng babies.
He’s like a crack head version of Adam Sandler 😂
He doesn’t look like a crack head ?
“Painted myself brown” 💀💀💀💀
She used to say when she first saw him she said "I'm gonna marry him" amd now that's what she's saying 💀
Crazy world we live in
WHAT?!?
Mac was too good for her gawd damnit
So sad she said this about Pete
Idk.. maybe cause he cheated and she found out through story on Snapchat that some of her fan send her before pete erase his story that he was never meant To share?
“I was just fucking because I was bored, and then Fortnite came out” had me dying
Shows you are a retarded zoomer
He still got her naked regardless. so...
@@SpaceRanger187 okay? who fuckin asked weirdo lmao
@@SpaceRanger187 you jealous or something?
@@chrisguy5311 huh? jealous? i guess i have to brake it down for ya..betas these days... regardless of how much crap she talks.. He still got her naked. so she can run her mouth all she wants.. hence, he still got her naked
My jaw dropped so hard LMAO 💀
He ain't wrong for that... 😂😂😂😂
“If I spray painted myself brown and hopped on the cover of Vogue magazine and just started $hitting on my ex.” 💀
actually brilliant lmao
EVERYBODY go get yourself a Wendy's BACONATOR and then proceed to RIP ASS. leave the stall door open...but only take ur pants off in the stall... once butt ass naked ESTABLISH ur DOMINANCE in that Wendy's restroom, shit in the sink. GODDAMN! LORD HAVE MERCY!
Why did I laugh more at this comment than when he said it-
😭💀💀
@@amaliac1217 skull emojis hit different
How she fr gonna say she dated him as a distraction when she had already been planning their wedding
For me it’s the fact she wrote a whole song about him 💀 yet he was just a distraction
I read the interview some time ago
and I think she meant her being with him was a distraction from a lot of pain and trauma she was actually going through. Still not the nicest to say about an ex fiancé 😅
Millions of women do this literally every day, you're not the one, it's just your turn
@@biancaelizabethsmith8838 yeah but he specifically said that his friend heard she didn’t know who Pete was.
That’s kind of the point of it being a distraction
He is right though! Double standards. also I don't think Pete ever said anything shitty about any of his exes so props to him
he looked so good here
#1 rule in life: never abuse a comedian. It just gives them more power over you
Edit:
22k likes / 6 months = 3.6 likes / month
3.6k likes / 30 days = 120 likes / day
120 likes / 24 hours = 5 likes / hour
Yeah man will smiith had to learn it the hard way
Best thing to do is treat them nice but not too nice to make them think your a bitch and push over, then they can't say shit bout you besides the flaws they see
Right, next time I’m dating a comic...👍
And a ( good ) rapper too
I'm sure Christopher Titus agrees with you
"If I spray painted myself brown......" Like damn bro that got me crazy. Respect Pete
Yea..that's racial appropriation 😂
Respect him for what? She literally made him famous
@@whynobodygaf so? i feel like thats just so irrelevant, they're not saying they respect him for being famous, they respect what he said 🤦🤦
@@whynobodygafbro what
@@whynobodygaftf she just said she had an intimate connection with this man as a distraction to publicly disassociate and disrespect him lmao STFU
Kept his word, made no jokes.
Bro brought out the big guns with that spray paint line
Pete is the kind of funny you smirk at when you've listened/watched absolutely everything else.
Can this man just play Adam Sadler’s son in a movie please 😂
Wtf
Dude I heard the same shit, like he Lowkey sounds like Adam Sandler
@@jisel3583 what?🤨
I’d probably crack my spine laughing so hard at them😂 he sounds like Adam but Andy Samberg looks like him to me
He plays the brother of John (Nathan Fillion) on the rookie.
The crazy thing is that he didn’t even say anything that bad about her compared to what she said. The “spray painted myself brown” joke was as mean as it got and it wasn’t really mean, just true. 🤷🏽♀️
For real! I've always wondered why everyone just turns a blind eye for certain celebs
@@annieoops6243 I heard she was in love and Pete wasn't. Just sounds like she waa trying to get revenge for someone breaking her heart.
@@royaldecreeforthechurchofm8409 that could very well be it..idk..she could have had a bruised ego. Who knows lol
yea im sick of her blackfishing
@@royaldecreeforthechurchofm8409 no way. He has said in interviews, both before and after her that all he ever wanted was to settle down get married and have kids. He is a romantic at heart. I don’t think it was a, girl falls for a fuck boi, situation. I think they both actually loved each other and were about to spend the rest of their lives together but his mental health struggles got in between them. She didn’t sight up for BPD and so she broke it off with him.
He's literally not wrong though, Ariana is fucked up when it comes to relationship.
Pete is the perfect mixture of depressed, facetious, and clinically insane.
Don’t forget unfunny
@@steverito then dont watch him?
@John Kult are you fr beefing w me cause i think a person is funny? jesus go outside
That's literally how comedy is created. You think people who are truly happy created humor?
He just like me fr
Bro got legal dark jokes😂😂
“My biggest fear is that I’m gonna get shot in the back of the head by a nine year old with a ponytail”
Did he just declare himself a pedophile 🤔
@@SimbaniniiiI think that was a jab at Ariana. You’re out of line buddy.
@@chillin1111 no it was a shot at her fan base - A bunch of adolescent girls. Nice try.
@@tlordyaboi i know, it was a joke. 🙄
John Lennon said something very similar…
The spray tanning brown comment rofl
Ikr ... I saw her "real" skin... She light bright! Frfr ijs 🤷🏽 pasty almost
@@lashawannajoyner5993 you can see her natural skin tone back when she was on the shows victorious and sam and cat
Nice rofl
Fucking savage 😂
@@reggie132 for real, she's whiter than white. Almost pale
I like the giggles 😂😂
Spray paint joke is the best joke of his career imo
I love that you can hear the crowd realizing what Pete means by “spray-painting myself brown”
Her true colors been shown since mac millers death.
@@bigpothead2404I hope you all wouldve realize this before he died.
Wait can someone explain it to me? I didn’t get it? What does it mean?
@@MilesMorale spray tan
@@zoon3835 ooooh ok thanks 🙏
“In the confidence of her own home” 😂😂😂nah this actually cracked me up
Did he mean “comfort of her own home”?
@@tenzinwangmo_ confidence as in private
@@tenzinwangmo_ confines
Why? That part wasn't the joke lmfao
@@JustLostTheGame because he used the wrong word. He probably meant to say “comfort” or “confidentiality”
But if you look at the timeline of how she was recently out of a long relationship that was hard mostly bc Mac had addictions and started seeing Pete super quickly after and they had only known each other like 3/4 months before getting engaged so she definitely didn’t know him and didn’t realize he was a distraction until she reflected on the relationship
And he left her because he couldn’t handle her grieving over Mac which is sooo messed up but yall wanna praise him bc he manipulated the narrative just to make a dig due to his ego being hurt when she has never publicly said anything mean about him. I’m done now
Dude this guy is so good. I hope he survives his youth. Be nice to see how he is once he cures a bit.
“My big fear: Being shot in the back of the head by a 9 year old with a ponytail”😂😂
Why did he mention that she can shot someone besides it’s joke why tho
I mean it’s not that Ariana stans already killed a potential queen of dance pop
@@loracabio4781 because her fan base is very young, wear ponytails to emulate their "hero" and go to extreme lengths to "protect" her (image, person, reputation, feelings) extreme "stans" or fanatics, whatever verbiage you prefer. 🥰 Hope that helps! Obviously it is an extreme joke, but if you read some of these comments in the string, you can see the keyboard warriors. Have a great day!
@@loracabio4781 it’s because 95% of Ariana’s fan base are white girls between the ages of 8-17
This is the darkest joke ofem all💀
Pete’s entire comedic style is being like your super cool stoner friend who has cosmically comedic luck…& he comes back & nonchalantly explains his awesome day as only a funny stoner can.
dang i suddenly remembered my friend. i was having a shitty trip with lsd one time, when I suddenly remembered him say, "just chill dude, you're gonna be okay" and it was profound af that time 😂😂😂
That was actually the best way to describe his comedy 😂😂😂
He's not funny at all tho
@@cmonman3639 opinion? Preference? Choice? Pick one. Just because you don't find him funny, doesn't mean others agree with you. How old are you, and why haven't you learned this super basic concept yet?
He's not funny or cool just the classic dbag
Call the doctaaa 🗣️🗣️🚑🤣
"I like the giggles", respect.
Always remember kids:
Never make fun of a comedian.
They will have the last laugh.
This is the perfect comment for all the right reasons.
They wont. Theres a lot of people laughing after him in this clip.
You can make fun of a comedian. Just make sure they are also laughing.
Wym last laugh we still laughing bout this
Hardly.
“I was fuckin it till I got bored then Fortnite came out” 💀
This honestly describes a lot of relationships.
I didn't think this got enough laughs either 😂🤣😂
@@JsYTAso true
@@rossiwilson9053 right?
Bill Burr cadence right there.
I love that hes speaking up. Seems all his exes do the same