Dinosaur Hotel Movie Review - Veloci-napper
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- čas přidán 12. 09. 2024
- With Dinocember upon us, it's time to check out the wonderful world of dinosaur horror, and... well, Dinosaur Hotel. This relatively recent offering from 2021 asks the question "do we really need to render ALL the effects shots?"
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That was some painfully "british drama" acting from our protagonist. I have been more emotional about dropping a sock while switching clothes from washer to dryer than she is about her children being future dinosaur poop.
With movies like this I like to pretend that the characters are screaming and running from the bad CGI rather than a monster.
It makes the movie so much more fun. :)
On behalf on the United Kingdom, I would like to apologise for this film. Not since the height of the Empire have we committed such an atrocity.
I know this was meant as a joke... but the UK is involved in numerous genocides and illegal wars literally right now.
You're basically our 51st state.
@@MAXIMILLIONtheGREAT Yes but those current atrocities aren't anywhere near as bad as this movie.
Wait, this is our shite?
@@thehowlingjokerhowever to be fair it's still better than half of what Hollywierd is making these days. Some of those movies are crimes against humanity.
"I understood that reference!"
The scene with the therapist is probably the most realistic thing I've seen in a film this year.
in the uk you can get a therapist for free on the nhs, usually because your doctor is sick of seeing you and passed you off and you refused to just take more meds, having a shitty therapist in an office with uncomfortable chairs was the only realistic part of this movie
Ah. I forgot for a minute how overly borked super expensive care is... really more of an American thing.
@@DeckerShadotry having a stroke. It's been 14 years and I'm still paying that off.
With how great we know government funded institutions are, just imagine government run Healthcare. Waiting months to see a doctor who's as passionate as your typical dmv employee with equipment from the 80s
Yeah you can get it for free but you’ll be on a waiting list for about 3 years before you end up getting said care
Between American and European healthcare it really is more a "pick your poison" type of deal
Now I'm curious is this is about a Velociraptor who kidnaps people, or a Velociraptor who likes to nap.
I have been struck by a muse, I must begin production on this movie...
Or someone who *kidnaps* Velociraptors
Its lonely lol
Dinosaurs worked flint tools!!!
I would watch the latter. That sounds adorable.
Oh, finally we get a new movie review by the one and only Baron Decker Shado. I was so waiting for it!
Oh, I've been waiting too. 😅
@@DeckerShado yeah, i know. The usual copyright BS... 😒
A critical drinker reference, method acting kids and dinosaurs ! Thank you for this wonderful gift, Decker ! And a merry Christmas to you !
Wait... you're telling me the movie that got held up in purgatory was this movie??? You would think it was Jurassic World or I dunno a bigger budget flick. CZcams is ridiculous sometimes I swear. Glad to see a new review though!
Deckers breakdown of the snobby protagonist was the best part. Look if your poor you cant afford a therapist. You just have to tell your problems to people who don't give a shit for free. Truer words have not been spoken
That is what Bartenders are for
These are Brits we are talking about😂😂😂. Poor is only having one slave to demoralize.
Can it be? Is it....DINOCEMBER?!
Yes
Been rewatching a lot of your stuff lately. Found some old gems from over a decade ago. Still funny as hell. Your work has only grown more entertaining. Never listen to the haters.
Old Decker is Nostalgic af now.. God I hate getting older😂
Where do dinosaurs eat their dinner?
In the DINING-SAUR room!
Ha ha. Joke would have fit perfect in this movie. Lol
I love how Decker’s dramatic reactions and line delivery always makes for an entertaining video even if it’s covering a boring film. And I’m glad I’m not the only one who loves cheesy movies! Some can be really good and usually it helps if the actors and crew had fun making it.
8:45 Critical Drinker reference.
When I saw the thumbnail, I thought the main plot was that dinosaurs were running a hotel. Sad that that wasn't the plot.
It's Dinosaur Hotel. We'll leave the light on for you.
The way dinosaurs look I expected Regina and her squad to appear at some point .
Hey Decker, give The Jurassic Games a review, its basically The Condemned with dinosaurs.
I was pleasantly surprised by the dinosaurs in The Jurassic Games. Some of them weren't half bad.
The first "dinosaur" they see is a Pteranodon which ISNT A DINOSAUR!!! id report this hotel to trading standards!
Hey decker. You should check out vampires vs zombies sometime. It's a movie written directed and largely stared in by stuntmen. The plot is (surprisingly) decent and the acting is (in places) unintentionally glorious. For most of the actors it's pretty obvious who are stuntmen and who aren't just based on their physic(most of the stuntmen (male and female) are quite... stocky
The scariest things in this movie are Sienna's eyebrows. Woo. Awesome, as always, Decker!
Damn, the graphics of the dinosaurs in the first Dino Crisis was more impressive, and that was all the way back on the first PlayStation. 😉😂🤣 Anyways, crappy looking movie, but fun video. Thank you, Decker.
New Decker video! My day just got a whole lot better!!
Another killer review, Decker. Watching your videos is a real slice of life. Always appreciate your stabs at whacky movies.
Nice to sink my teeth into. I love hearing a good tail.
Dinosaurs.
Ah a drinker reference, chefs kiss for that one
Dinosaurs in movies are always super hungry. Pretty sure an entire human would satisfy a T Rex for a few hours. Like, imagine if you ate a meal the size of your head, you'd probably not feel the need for seconds.
Merry X-mas, Decker. Keep 'em coming buddy....AND REMEMBER, the World Wide Web wouldn't be the same without the Internet personality with the best videos.
love the videos you make sorry its getting so hard to show them around the overlords
25:00 best part
3:49 absolute facts Decker!
I imagine an actual dinosaur themed hotel would be a lot better than this movie
GamingBeaver once went to a dinosaur themed love hotel in Japan for a video. I can confirm that that was infinitely more entertaining than this film.
You've been selected as a contestant on this hit gameshow...that somehow no one has ever heard of
Dinosaur hotel a movie that sets dinosaur movies back to the Stone age
Again, still love your reviews. The humor, green screen, and you’re acting is always on fire!
I swear they had a similar movie plot to this except with sharks. Though I don’t think any of them we’re going to get a grand prize for surviving. Or maybe they were. I can’t remember what it was called, maybe shark night? But they were all trapped in a cave and a gate would release the different sharks per round. The CGI and that one was terrible! I saw it once and I’ve never been able to find it again.
Hey Decker! Just leaving a comment here for the algorithm, keep the hard work up!
Hey Decker, I think this is set in the UK so you wouldn't strictly need to pay to speak to a therapist.
Keep up with the videos dude!
Ah, another film to add to my "Watch if you want to fall asleep fast" list.
Hell of a plot hole that the one lady in on the game was the only one to kill a dino.
Well, at least Cam-bot found work after MST3K
Your sacrifice is appreciated. 👍
Motel 6 when the ice machine is on the fritz.
At the 18 minute and 30 second Mark when you said she was unable to run and hide from the hungry vullaso Rapture you sound just like the narrator for the original G1 Transformers cartoon Awesome
Really love your new intros.
Fight the power Decker! Don't let CZcams get you down! You've come too far and you have too much talent and charisma! I've been subscribed for well over 8 years now! You helped me through my 2 year station in Korea!!!! FIGHT!!!!
I see Cam-Bot. Now, where is Tom Servo Crow and Gypsy
I saw an ad for velocihamster earlier. It was a game or comic or something, i dunno. Might be cool
That intro cracked me up😂
Merry Christmas to me (and to you and your loved ones, Decker) This is an early gift, a new entry on DinoCember. Cheers Decker
Thank you soooooo much Mr. Shado!!! I needed a review from you today. I hope your doing well and I wish I could express in words how much you brighten up my life! Thanks again!
Decker: Whaddya Mean They're Sequels To This Thing!?
Me: Aww S@%t!
A little Drinker reference in there. Very nice. lol
Awesome a Decker Shado review for Christmas. Merry Christmas to you and Charlie's Decker.
Hey Decker! You may want to get a colour accurate display (if needed) and look into some colour correction. It looks like someone pulled down your saturation haha thx for the video!
I love these reviews I think I'll spend today watching a bunch of them they're hilarious and extremely entertaining
Hey, you want to make a crazy movie about dinosaurs and hotels. Sure I wasn't doing nothing in my basement today.
Thumbs up for the Critical Drinker reference! Hahaha
Jesus i thought you edited in that robot at first lmao
A plastic velocitaptet toy or rubber puppet would have been more realistic.
*Dinosaur Hotel, rendered by Microsoft Bing!!*
(sees the 3D models) Yup, the film-makers definitely ransacked Turbo Squid.
Another great video. Keep up the good work.
I'll continue to check in and watch your videos whether the algorithm wants to screw you over or not.
That was Friday Morning Fun.
🙃🏴🇦🇺
I needed this so much
I laughed so hard when i seen the raptor
My favourite reviewer!
The protagonist was in the movie ALLIGATOR
You should review boar 2019 very good boar suit
I didn't know Hotel For Dogs got a sequel!
Decker this is 2023, the MC's kids are just accessories lol
FINALLY! DECKER HAS COME BACK. With dino chaos
Like the nod to Critical Drinker 🤣🤣
Yo thank you for another upload been on this channel for 8 years now. Keep it up 👍🏼
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation:
00:02 🦖 *Introduction to Dinosaur Hotel Movie Review*
- The host introduces the movie "Dinosaur Hotel" and comments on its intriguing name and DVD cover.
- The movie premise involves a secret underground game show where contestants must survive a night in Dinosaur Hotel.
03:17 🌈 *Sienna's Financial Struggles and Dinosaur Hotel Invitation*
- Sienna, the protagonist, is introduced, facing financial challenges and seeking happiness.
- Sienna receives an invitation to participate in the game show "Dinosaur Hotel" with a £100,000 grand prize.
08:50 🔒 *Bringing Kids to Dinosaur Hotel*
- Sienna faces a dilemma as she can't find a babysitter and decides to bring her two kids to Dinosaur Hotel against the rules.
- The decision sets the stage for potential challenges and rule violations.
10:59 🦕 *Grand Unveiling of Dinosaur Hotel*
- The contestants gather for the grand unveiling, where they learn about the challenges they will face.
- The introduction reveals the presence of CGI dinosaurs and sets the tone for the perilous game ahead.
13:51 🏃 *Escape and Initial Encounters with Dinosaurs*
- Contestants, including Sienna, try to escape as dinosaurs appear, leading to initial encounters and escapes.
- The tension builds as characters face the dangers of the dinosaur-filled environment.
17:41 🤔 *Contestants' Cooperation and Deeper Mysteries*
- Contestants discuss the mysterious rules and objectives of the game.
- Sienna proposes cooperation among contestants, questioning the idea of only one winner.
19:59 💀 *Betrayals and Unveiling of Dean's Role*
- Zara's betrayal is revealed as she collaborates with Dean, and contestants face internal conflicts.
- Dean's involvement as a participant adds a twist to the game's dynamics.
22:43 🎉 *Sienna's Unexpected Victory*
- Sienna, along with her kids, emerges as the unexpected winner of Dinosaur Hotel.
- The game's conclusion involves unexpected twists, including Dean's demise and Sienna's triumph.
23:13 🦖 *Critique of "Dinosaur Hotel"*
- The host expresses disappointment with "Dinosaur Hotel" and its lackluster execution.
- The plot, stiff acting, poor CGI animation, and absence of dinosaurs in key scenes contribute to a tedious viewing experience.
24:38 🎬 *Overall Evaluation and Rating*
- The movie's failure to capitalize on its potentially interesting concept results in a slow, boring, and nonsensical experience.
- Despite occasional bright spots, "Dinosaur Hotel" receives a low rating of one floating ball of exposition out of five.
25:02 🤔 *Reflection on Sequels and Closing Remarks*
- The host expresses bewilderment and incredulity at the idea of sequels to "Dinosaur Hotel."
- Closing remarks include a humorous reference to the extinction of dinosaurs and a brief teaser about potential sequels.
25:25 🤡 *Teaser for Another Movie Review ("Clown Motel")*
- The host introduces a different horror movie, "Clown Motel," teasing it as a potentially more engaging and low-budget horror experience.
- The transition hints at a new review, leaving viewers curious about the upcoming content.
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For the algorithm! I've always loved dinocember
She only breaks the rules if they are adults her children are OK because of something, something evil.
Ah yes, the return of Dinocember! Can't wait to see the rest that we get this season
im a simple man, i see the hair, i click like
"Learning useful marketable skills just sounds so,,,,,,,,,,,,Pedestrian🧐"-Fuck I love Decker😂 Please dont ever stop making content my boy.
🦖🦕 Merry Christmas Decker.
Love the Critical Drinker reference 👌
A hotel run by dinosaurs. Would the room service be good at least?
Love u decker sry I’ve been gone so long
I want a strangely green room of terror
The only thing I give credit for in this movie is that Nyctosaurus has no fingers
Going out of my norms to leave a like and comment. Lets get your algorithm going yo!
So you know you are now obligated to review the sequels Decker. I’d like to thank you in advance for your suffering on our behalf.
This is what happens when “actors” take not only a film that’s obviously trash too seriously, but also take themselves too seriously… except for the kids. They knew the assignment.
Well, after looking at the trailer for the second one...the Dinosaurs are actually animated next time...not gonna save the plot but animators were hired.
To be honest this concept could really work as an indie game with PS 1 engine graphics.
See, binging decker videos solves everything.
Grandmaster Flash is the original Veloci-Rapper.
Wait, isn't the Dinosaur Hotel somewhere in Japan? Oh, no, wait, that's the Robot-Dinosaur Hotel! My bad...
I enjoy your work kind sir
25:13 squeals i just heard of it
Is this the christmas episode for this year? Merry christmas decker.
Looks like Decker got over Lamageddon!
If you want a good low budget Dinosaur movie. Besides Carnasaur 2. The movie Jurassic Games (2018) is enjoyable
Oh yeah!