Eating Private Ryan

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  • čas přidán 21. 08. 2024
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Komentáře • 151

  • @codeninja1832
    @codeninja1832 Před 7 měsíci +99

    "We ate the wrong enemy"
    - General George S. Fatton

  • @jonkaminsky8382
    @jonkaminsky8382 Před 7 měsíci +226

    The .30 caliber rifle bullets were ineffective against these big boys. Harpoons became the weapon of choice halfway through the war.

    • @nutmeg0144
      @nutmeg0144 Před 7 měsíci +2

      😂😂👍

    • @votpavel
      @votpavel Před 7 měsíci +2

      you needed a tank to bring one down

    • @michaelquisutdeus2970
      @michaelquisutdeus2970 Před 7 měsíci +1

      😂snow speeders and tow cables!

    • @123ElectricMonkey
      @123ElectricMonkey Před 7 měsíci +4

      I heard the Japanese were experimenting with a rubber cannon bullet and if it hit one of these boys it started a super high bounce ball chain reaction, @@votpavel

    • @user-ms8eh2yy2g
      @user-ms8eh2yy2g Před 7 měsíci

      Those bovines have enough lard on their ass to keep a fire going for a year at least.

  • @Paul-uh3lg
    @Paul-uh3lg Před 7 měsíci +204

    We havent eaten in over four hours lol

  • @fiveironbrad
    @fiveironbrad Před 7 měsíci +99

    Semper Fry

  • @Chaosfury50
    @Chaosfury50 Před 7 měsíci +81

    By rough estimates, they got over 40,000 calories from the private

  • @VegasMax3
    @VegasMax3 Před 7 měsíci +52

    It was a miracle that the remaining men even survived the horrific event, each only weighing a stick-thin 500 pounds (approximately) on their return.

  • @uppishcub1617
    @uppishcub1617 Před 7 měsíci +177

    Dude, imagine how terrifying a paramilitary force of obese cannibals would be. They just role into town, eat half the civillians, then take the other half to go.

  • @StrangeScaryNewEngland
    @StrangeScaryNewEngland Před 7 měsíci +89

    They don't need bullet protection. The blubber could stop an armor piercing round. Fantastic.

    • @custos3249
      @custos3249 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Hilariously true of lower caliber rounds.

  • @glen646
    @glen646 Před 7 měsíci +51

    😂😂😂 Eaten in action 😂😂😂

    • @ericv00
      @ericv00 Před 6 měsíci

      A parody of Missing in Action, starring Chunk Norris

  • @inglisbe1
    @inglisbe1 Před 7 měsíci +37

    There's only three kinds of soldiers that can survive the brutalities of war. The brave. The proud. And the very hungry.

  • @southernflatland
    @southernflatland Před 7 měsíci +16

    This is *way* better than that other version 'Eating Ryan's Privates'

  • @animalinterference9024
    @animalinterference9024 Před 7 měsíci +29

    Our brothers fought bravely and ate all the gravy.

  • @thechrisandphaedrusshow
    @thechrisandphaedrusshow Před 7 měsíci +20

    The hardest part of the mission was writing home to Mrs. Ryan to tell her that all her children were eaten in the war.

  • @dremovremen1764
    @dremovremen1764 Před 7 měsíci +11

    Eaten In Action

  • @deluxe_1337
    @deluxe_1337 Před 7 měsíci +29

    The true horrors of ww2

  • @ebaa2935
    @ebaa2935 Před 7 měsíci +26

    Turbodong2000 will keep us alive through this war

  • @AndrewBrownK
    @AndrewBrownK Před 7 měsíci +17

    “We haven’t eaten in over 4 hours”

  • @TalsBadKidney
    @TalsBadKidney Před 7 měsíci +14

    *grabs barbecue sauce

  • @deadpool1092
    @deadpool1092 Před 7 měsíci +12

    Never forget the brave sacrifices of Hamburger Company

  • @Barrobroadcastmaster
    @Barrobroadcastmaster Před 7 měsíci +4

    And the sequel: Saving Private Ryan... 's leg in a doggy bag for later.

  • @Jorhan
    @Jorhan Před 7 měsíci +3

    Kilo Company of the seconds battalion.

  • @BongRipBing
    @BongRipBing Před 7 měsíci +7

    I like my long pig with BA BA QUE SAAAUCEEE!!!

  • @blurgle9185
    @blurgle9185 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Saving Private Ryan for Lunch.

  • @Quasimodo1957
    @Quasimodo1957 Před 7 měsíci +1

    "An army marches on it's stomach"....attributed to Napoleon.

  • @curtisthornsberry4236
    @curtisthornsberry4236 Před 7 měsíci +7

    You may think this is a parody, but this is in fact what future warfare looks like for the US

    • @camojoe83
      @camojoe83 Před 7 měsíci

      Wrong. Too many whites shown here.

    • @danielschannel701
      @danielschannel701 Před 6 měsíci

      I guess I wouldn't qualify.

    • @curtisthornsberry4236
      @curtisthornsberry4236 Před 6 měsíci

      @@danielschannel701 gotta put on that weight. lots of seed oil and high fructose corn syrup!

  • @Coomamon_Memes
    @Coomamon_Memes Před 7 měsíci +5

    These are all heros but history will always remember Major Moby and Private Willy especially. Major Dick as his subordinates lovingly called him was a hard leader to please but loved his platoon and put his back into drilling them every day. Private Willy was a tree patriot who loved being free most of all. So tragic how they sacrificed themselves when they beached at normandy. If only they had a crane or something history might have been different but alas.😔

  • @michaelquisutdeus2970
    @michaelquisutdeus2970 Před 7 měsíci +2

    the faces on this one are really funny, ....those depraved grins😂 they're just hungry!!!

  • @user-mg1dx5tb1l
    @user-mg1dx5tb1l Před 7 měsíci +3

    Do not give the AI any ideas. 😂

  • @eatmybutt42069
    @eatmybutt42069 Před 7 měsíci +9

    All ate some, Some ate all.

  • @durwoodmaccool890
    @durwoodmaccool890 Před 7 měsíci +4

    A little like the Monty Python sketch. Cool

  • @C0ttageChees
    @C0ttageChees Před 7 měsíci +2

    Absolute masterpiece!
    Tom Hanks is so salty he's not in this version.
    Grab the BBQ sause: eating Private Ryan in 5 minutes

  • @GiGA-BOB
    @GiGA-BOB Před 7 měsíci +2

    that was..... really dark and worryingly hilarious

  • @nutmeg0144
    @nutmeg0144 Před 7 měsíci +1

    holy fk I'm dying. the lines were so predictable but so fking funny

  • @dereknoll1499
    @dereknoll1499 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Where can I watch the full documentary?

  • @BadgerOfTheSea
    @BadgerOfTheSea Před 7 měsíci +1

    This is basically the film "The Monument Men"

  • @bob11664
    @bob11664 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I’ve fallen into a CZcams hole

  • @challengecoins4u
    @challengecoins4u Před 7 měsíci +1

    i love how the uniforms just evolve through a few decades haha and towards the end everyone is wearing WW1 uniforms LOL

  • @afrog2666
    @afrog2666 Před 7 měsíci +1

    "we haven`t eaten in over 4 hours" lol

  • @allroads_man4760
    @allroads_man4760 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Okay I absolutely love these videos thank you for the content.
    A couple subject requests for future vids:
    1. Weight Watchers (to help get gainz).
    2. Something femboy related.

  • @nasilemak868
    @nasilemak868 Před měsícem +1

    The Coffin of Andy and Ley Ley - WW II Edition

  • @bezoznaught5261
    @bezoznaught5261 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Truely an inspiration, an american classic

  • @HamguyBacon
    @HamguyBacon Před 7 měsíci +1

    there is alternate universe where this is real

  • @lexiheart6558
    @lexiheart6558 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Americans when civil war breaks out

  • @DyslexicAnaboko
    @DyslexicAnaboko Před 7 měsíci +1

    Gives a whole new meaning to "An army of one"

  • @aSubjectProduction
    @aSubjectProduction Před 4 měsíci

    As a veteran of the eBay landings on Omaha Steaks, I approve.

  • @lonewolf9390
    @lonewolf9390 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I'm laughing waaaay too hard over this one.....

  • @cinesmiths8977
    @cinesmiths8977 Před 6 měsíci

    the true snub at this year's academy awards.

  • @exodeus7959
    @exodeus7959 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Well. Just in time for the 78th anniversary of the Battle of the Bulge. But this time we have a secret weapon…#Wegovy

  • @dreamindistortion
    @dreamindistortion Před 7 měsíci +1

    No man left behi....

  • @garbleduser
    @garbleduser Před 7 měsíci +1

    Great, now I'm hungry.

  • @lqla4837
    @lqla4837 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Man would our great grandparents be proud

  • @SashaHeller-xm5tz
    @SashaHeller-xm5tz Před měsícem

    So drunk ... this is pure cinema

  • @2BachShakur
    @2BachShakur Před 7 měsíci +1

    Directed by Steven Spielberg

  • @Jakeman671
    @Jakeman671 Před 7 měsíci +2

    They are bulletproof

  • @jimmerhardy
    @jimmerhardy Před 3 měsíci

    Okay, you pulled it off.

  • @BoG25Cz
    @BoG25Cz Před 7 měsíci +1

    What software are you using to create this masterpiece?

  • @gew43
    @gew43 Před 7 měsíci

    man i always complain about the dday inaccuracies in spr thanks for correcting them and making the movie more historical and spreading the truth about the (biggest) lie in hollywood. gods speed

  • @hackermads
    @hackermads Před 7 měsíci +1

    AI is laughing at us, isn't it? Hehe...

  • @blakefoley9715
    @blakefoley9715 Před 3 měsíci

    another good one dong!!!

  • @reindeerheadgames
    @reindeerheadgames Před 7 měsíci +1

    Flabulous

  • @123ElectricMonkey
    @123ElectricMonkey Před 7 měsíci

    THIS so masterfully demonstrates Why military recruitment levels are so low. the absurdity of people like this being able to actually be in any measure productive in a situation like You demonstrate is captured beautifully.

  • @googletristinthefoxngamer4709

    You Heard him boys grab the BBQ sauce

  • @gustavgnoettgen
    @gustavgnoettgen Před 7 měsíci +1

    The heaviest generation

  • @ahoyforsenchou7288
    @ahoyforsenchou7288 Před 7 měsíci +2

    6 million calories per limb.

  • @opinionsarelike3852
    @opinionsarelike3852 Před 7 měsíci

    Id love to see the prompts you use, haha

  • @SheolAbaddonus666
    @SheolAbaddonus666 Před 7 měsíci

    I served with these brave men. I'm only 380 lbs though, so I was a scout. I can run a mile in 35 minutes, about a half hour faster than the previous high score. We eat at heart attack grill for free.

  • @pvcvalley
    @pvcvalley Před 7 měsíci +1

    dong if you see this please make something with the hunger games

  • @ZackWhann
    @ZackWhann Před 6 měsíci +1

    I am willing to voice act and model for the face tracking for these characters

  • @Dakota_B_
    @Dakota_B_ Před 7 měsíci +1

    Betrayers!

  • @jamesschenk
    @jamesschenk Před 7 měsíci +1

    Talking about the battle of the bulge

  • @Lutz64
    @Lutz64 Před 4 měsíci

    how tf did private Ryan even "parashute". was he the only normal persono in the whole turbodong universe?

  • @snappyone
    @snappyone Před 7 měsíci +1

    After this, they led the fart-bombing of dresden

  • @kyle1070
    @kyle1070 Před 3 měsíci

    Would you like a leg lieutenant Dan?

  • @gew43
    @gew43 Před 7 měsíci +1

    epic

  • @jonathanschadenfreude9603
    @jonathanschadenfreude9603 Před 6 měsíci

    Can you imagine the PT scores put up by this group of sexy ass athletes!?

  • @coboldelphi
    @coboldelphi Před 7 měsíci

    Priorities

  • @juliusapriadi
    @juliusapriadi Před 7 měsíci

    Chichijima

  • @badlaamaurukehu
    @badlaamaurukehu Před 7 měsíci

    Mooseknuckle

  • @Craighetfield2024
    @Craighetfield2024 Před 7 měsíci

    It's a good thing they have physical examinations today or else we will be eaten or dead in a oil field

  • @WellWisdom.
    @WellWisdom. Před 5 měsíci

    Da best.

  • @AMD4400X2
    @AMD4400X2 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Wut...

  • @Dennan
    @Dennan Před 7 měsíci

    lmao

  • @rgarrett15
    @rgarrett15 Před 7 měsíci +1

    i was gonn share it at first but this is dumb

  • @doubledoubleusmokymirror4d405

    Bruh

  • @brezposelnislovenije770
    @brezposelnislovenije770 Před 7 měsíci +1

    poor pets or humans in vacinity of such they

  • @darkclownKellen
    @darkclownKellen Před 5 měsíci

    wat

  • @DocJamesH
    @DocJamesH Před 7 měsíci

    /f

  • @MW-ic8kw
    @MW-ic8kw Před 7 měsíci

    airsoft

  • @lastdayonearth8381
    @lastdayonearth8381 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Ukranians.

    • @WittyUsername816
      @WittyUsername816 Před 7 měsíci +6

      Clowns can make a ton of money, but here you are being one for free.

    • @lastdayonearth8381
      @lastdayonearth8381 Před 7 měsíci

      @@WittyUsername816 Ukraine Will Never Be A Democracy!

    • @JoeGamer500
      @JoeGamer500 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Everyone's entitled to stupidity, but you really abuse the privilege, don't cha?

    • @lastdayonearth8381
      @lastdayonearth8381 Před 6 měsíci

      @JoeGamer500 Oh God Forbid I Don't Praise The Ukrainians The Same Way We Did The Afghans During The 80's.

  • @mysupere-mailaddress1933
    @mysupere-mailaddress1933 Před 6 měsíci +1

    "Serving private ryan"

  • @PavelMarkovic88
    @PavelMarkovic88 Před 4 měsíci

    eat.... it....