Sweeney Todd- A Little Priest

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  • čas přidán 21. 08. 2024
  • SONG LYRICS
    Lovett:
    Seems a down-right shame
    Todd:
    Shame?
    Lovett:
    Seems and awful waste.
    Such a nice plump frame.
    Whats his name has-
    had-
    has-
    nor it cant be traced.
    Bussiness needs a lift.
    Depts to be erased.
    Think of it a thrift
    As a gift
    If you get my drift.
    Seems an awful waste.
    I mean,
    With the price of meat what it is
    When you get it
    If you get it.
    Todd:
    Ahh..
    Lovett:
    Good you got it.
    Take for instance Mrs.Mooney and her pie shop.
    Bussiness never better using only pussycats and toast.
    Now a puss is good for 6 or 7 at the most.
    And i'm sure they cant compare as far as taste.
    Todd:
    Mrs. Lovett
    What a charming notiion
    Lovett:
    Well it does seem a waste.
    Todd:
    Emidently Practical
    And yet appropriate as always.
    Mrs.Lovett
    How I lived with out you all these years I'll never know!
    How Delectable!
    Lovett:
    Think about it!
    Todd:
    Also undetectable!
    Lovett:
    Lots of other gentle men will be comming for a shave!
    Wont they?
    Todd:
    How Choise
    How Rare!
    Lovett:
    think of all them pies!
    __________________
    Todd:
    Whats the sound of the world out there?
    Lovett:
    What Mr. Todd
    What Mr. Todd
    What is that sound?
    Todd:
    Those crunching noises pervading the air
    Lovett:
    Yes Mr. Todd
    Yes Mr. Todd
    Yes all around!
    Todd:
    Its man devouring man my dear
    Both:
    And who are we to deny it in here?
    __________________
    Todd:
    What is that?
    Lovett:
    Its priest
    Have a little priest.
    Todd:
    Is it really good?
    Lovett:
    Sir, its too good atleast.
    Then again, they dont commit sins off the flesh
    So its pretty fresh.
    Todd:
    Awful lot of fat.
    Lovett:
    Only where it sat.
    Todd:
    Haven't you got poet or something like that?
    Lovett:
    No
    You see the trouble with poet is how do you know its deseased?
    Try the Priest!
    ....
    Lawyer's rather nice.
    Todd:
    If its for a price.
    Lovett:
    Order someting else though
    To Follow
    Since no one should swallow it twice
    Todd:
    Anything thats lean?
    Lovett:
    Well then if you're Brittish and loyal
    You might enjoy Royal Marine.
    Anyway its clean
    Though, Of course
    It taste of where ever its been.
    Todd:
    Is that Squire on the fire?
    Lovett:
    Mercy, No sir!
    Look closer
    You'll notice it's grocer
    Todd:
    Looks thicker.
    More like Vicar.
    Lovett:
    No
    It has to be grocer
    Its Green!
    _______________
    Todd:
    The history of the world my love
    Lovett:
    Save a lot of graves
    Do a lot of relatives favors.
    Todd:
    Is those below serving those up above.
    Lovett:
    Everybody shaves
    So there should be plenty of flavors
    Todd:
    How gratifying for once to know-
    Both:
    That those above will serve those down below!
    __________________
    Todd:
    what is that?
    Lovett:
    Its Fop.
    Finnest in the shop
    Or we have some Shepeards Pie Prepaired with actual Shepeard ontop.
    And i've just begun!
    Heres the Pollitician
    So oily, its served with a doily.
    Have one.
    Todd:
    Put this on a bun
    Well you never know if its going to run.
    Lovett:
    Try the Friar
    Fried, Its dryer.
    Todd:
    No
    The Clergy is really to coarse and to mealy.
    Lovett:
    Then actor?
    Its Compactor
    Todd:
    Ah
    But always arives over done.
    (I'll come again when you have Judge on the menu)
    __________________
    Todd:
    Have charity towards the world my pet.
    Lovett:
    Yes
    Yes
    I know my love.
    Todd:
    We'll take the customers that we can get
    Lovett:
    High born and low my love
    Todd:
    we'll not discriminate Great from Small.
    No, we'll serve anyone
    Lovett:
    We'll serve anyone
    Todd:
    Meaning anyone
    Both:
    And to anyone
    At All!

Komentáře • 143

  • @doctorh.m.l4727
    @doctorh.m.l4727 Před 3 lety +392

    For a song that is about murder and cannibalism it's actually really catchy.

    • @raedae1770
      @raedae1770 Před 2 lety +11

      It’s played in my head at least once a day since I first watched the film

    • @sam.arobinson
      @sam.arobinson Před 2 lety +4

      You’re not wrong I’m singing it rn

    • @shonamacintosh5177
      @shonamacintosh5177 Před 2 lety +3

      Haha ! I agree ,what a perfect combo , HBC and JD , their voices match so well .

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Před rokem +2

      This is still the only musical I've ever liked
      and I think I know every song by heart now. I love this movie so much. Soundtrack really grabbed me.
      This track, "By the Sea" and "Pretty women" is one of my favorite songs, and I'm not even into women! But they are damn pretty. So is this soundtrack.

    • @OSORIO662003
      @OSORIO662003 Před rokem +2

      Lmao 😂 right.
      When u get it, if you get it, good u got it 😂😂😂😂

  • @silentjackm.d4490
    @silentjackm.d4490 Před 3 lety +276

    Would you believe this is Johnny Depp's first time ever singing, funny enough though he always wanted to be a rockstar before he became an actor.
    This is also Helena Bonham Carter's first go around at singing, also I love the implication that this probably isn't Mrs Lovett's first time killing and cooking somebody.

    • @Askmolnet
      @Askmolnet Před 3 lety +16

      Her first singing role was Emily from Corpse Bride (2005)

    • @themisfitowl2595
      @themisfitowl2595 Před 2 lety +13

      Why does nobody ever remember him singing in Pirates of the Caribbean???
      "We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs! Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"

    • @leonaleona2529
      @leonaleona2529 Před 2 lety +4

      He sang in a movie named Cry-Baby (1990)

    • @RiverHil
      @RiverHil Před 2 lety +3

      @@leonaleona2529 he didn’t actually, it was dubbed over by another man (cant remember the name)

    • @leonaleona2529
      @leonaleona2529 Před 2 lety +1

      Oh, thanks for clarifying @NeoCynicl

  • @StefanTabit
    @StefanTabit Před 3 lety +233

    It doesn't get much more 2008 than 240p and a big "thanks for watching!" Zooming up at the end. Thanks for the throwback.

  • @sophiamura9484
    @sophiamura9484 Před 3 lety +385

    POV- you came from that one guy’s account who can’t stop using this sound 👀

  • @stingerjohnny9951
    @stingerjohnny9951 Před 2 lety +40

    Quick reminder that human meat is reported to have a similar taste and texture to pork (hence being called “long pork”), and pork pies are very common and popular in England.
    This means that that’s probably what the customers would assume the pies are.

  • @ghostfacepro7979
    @ghostfacepro7979 Před 10 lety +230

    Imagine if someone just walked in XD

  • @SassySenorita2024
    @SassySenorita2024 Před 8 měsíci +14

    the way sweeney just whisked lovett around was kind of cute (ignoring what happens later ^_^)

  • @ciarrabackes9270
    @ciarrabackes9270 Před 4 lety +100

    I've been watching Sweeney Todd clips and CZcams just recommended me a tutorial on how to make Victorian style English squab pie.

  • @thismymomsphone347
    @thismymomsphone347 Před 2 lety +31

    Fun fact : Helena Bonham Carter was actually pregnant while filming this scene and most of the movie
    BUT HELL AM I THIS OLD

  • @RawkL0bster
    @RawkL0bster Před 5 lety +37

    My meat pie is a little stringy! Must be fiddle player!

  • @TheKrensada
    @TheKrensada Před 2 lety +34

    This is seriously my favorite musical ever. It is so delightfully horrible.

  • @stuckintheblackholeofkpop2043
    @stuckintheblackholeofkpop2043 Před 11 měsíci +13

    A little Sweeney Todd's always a wonderful way to start one's day😊... :)

  • @MrJango1122
    @MrJango1122 Před 8 lety +57

    This I my favorite song from this movie

  • @SarahTheInvisible
    @SarahTheInvisible Před 15 lety +102

    2:05-2:13
    best lines in the movie, best song, best tune

  • @normaforsyth7950
    @normaforsyth7950 Před 2 lety +12

    Great movie. Great song.

  • @Emuhhh
    @Emuhhh Před 16 lety +33

    This is the best song in the whole movie!

  • @katemallett1446
    @katemallett1446 Před 3 lety +119

    who came from tik tok?😭

  • @KimberRose16
    @KimberRose16 Před 3 lety +19

    Damn, this video is from 12 years ago 😔 that genuinely makes me sad

    • @angelcakeedits
      @angelcakeedits Před 3 lety +2

      no one appreciates sweeney anymore 😓 we need more contentttt

  • @sweettea-ms7ex
    @sweettea-ms7ex Před 2 lety +8

    This song quenches my thirst for puns

  • @mossycloud
    @mossycloud Před 4 lety +33

    Lovett's voice sounded so autotuned at the beginning

  • @glitterslits6269
    @glitterslits6269 Před 6 lety +18

    this is my fave film i know all the songs XD i have loved this since i was nine

    • @idknothin414
      @idknothin414 Před 5 lety

      Kinda me too.
      I wasn't nine but I luv this movie/musical/horror flick. I wake up in the morning singing songs from this one.

  • @SKYDORMER
    @SKYDORMER Před 10 lety +50

    I'm thinking about making a sims 3 version of this.

  • @ItsSpudNick
    @ItsSpudNick Před 3 lety +8

    Thank you tick tock, for getting this stuck in my head 😆

  • @sasusakuca89
    @sasusakuca89 Před 15 lety +15

    hmm i don't know which one to choose. mabey i'll have some Fop it is of course the fionest in the shop. loved this movie still love it. never gonna get tired of it. best song in the whole movie not saying that the others were bad. i just favor this one!
    ^_^

  • @JackSparrowFan1234
    @JackSparrowFan1234 Před 16 lety +14

    i luv this song its great!

  • @kaylam.7979
    @kaylam.7979 Před 4 lety +156

    I absolutely MELT when he says 'serving those up above'! When he says it, it's like my eyes roll back into my skull and my spine slides out my anus-that's how amazing it is 😍

    • @xabalba555
      @xabalba555 Před 4 lety +87

      That was...descriptive

    • @kaylam.7979
      @kaylam.7979 Před 4 lety +6

      @@xabalba555 It's a gift. Jk, I was just being funny 😅

    • @lolmumru597
      @lolmumru597 Před 4 lety +3

      Woah

    • @audreythorne6917
      @audreythorne6917 Před 4 lety +5

      IM- BAHAHAHAHASJSJDHGTDFGJGFG

    • @kaylam.7979
      @kaylam.7979 Před 4 lety +2

      ちゃんオードリ Glad someone found it as hilarious as I did 😂

  • @tomblock390
    @tomblock390 Před 3 lety +15

    0:33 is what you're here for

  • @Jaytee27
    @Jaytee27 Před 2 lety +3

    2:04 might be the truest & darkest line for me

  • @radinela9812
    @radinela9812 Před 3 lety +8

    God she is so beautiful fjhcjchc

  • @Gr8p3
    @Gr8p3 Před 3 lety +2

    Haaaaa!🤔
    Good you got it!

  • @captainshadowfox
    @captainshadowfox Před 3 lety +2

    My older sibling and I watched this a long time ago, either 4 or 6 years ago

    • @svicidellvma
      @svicidellvma Před 9 měsíci

      My older sister and I watched minions last week

  • @anthonygarnham5960
    @anthonygarnham5960 Před 3 lety +2

    IS THAT SQUIREEE ON THE FIIIRE

  • @Macumber773
    @Macumber773 Před 3 lety +2

    The history of the world my sweet... is who gets eaten and who gets to eat.

  • @leonlincoln9844
    @leonlincoln9844 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Helena Bonham Carter would make a decent Harley Quinn. With Johnny Depp as Joker.

  • @pugtie4695
    @pugtie4695 Před 4 lety +6

    0:36🤣

  • @human-that-exists
    @human-that-exists Před 11 měsíci +1

    Eat the rich

  • @grapemoan8753
    @grapemoan8753 Před 3 lety

    Yes

  • @elliotemmersongraves
    @elliotemmersongraves Před 2 lety

    the way i know every word

  • @vixennotvix2928
    @vixennotvix2928 Před 3 lety

    i fking love sweeney todd

  • @jennacrafts8129
    @jennacrafts8129 Před 3 lety +9

    Alright who’s here from tiktok

    • @ivymoody4238
      @ivymoody4238 Před 3 lety

      I was curious, I've seen to many murder things on tik tok about this, I hadn't watched this movie yet, but it's ok my watch list

  • @MrFireball619
    @MrFireball619 Před měsícem

    I didn’t know Bellatrix was in this movie LOL

  • @human-that-exists
    @human-that-exists Před 11 měsíci

    This video is almost as old as I am

  • @wendyharding5468
    @wendyharding5468 Před rokem

    Sounds like serious mayhem enjoy 😳😂

  • @David-ol6fw
    @David-ol6fw Před 3 lety +3

    Tiktok brought me here

  • @george_fg
    @george_fg Před 3 lety +5

    Who didn’t come from tik tok?

  • @rayaya6580
    @rayaya6580 Před 11 měsíci +2

    THATS JOHNNY DEPP?

  • @chuck7024
    @chuck7024 Před 3 lety

    Zoomers incoming

  • @hanschristianbrando5588
    @hanschristianbrando5588 Před rokem +2

    It's missing the mad playfulness of the original.