Why Being A Superhero Is Nothing Like You Think - Action Team
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Superheroes are just like us: They put their dirty undies on one leg at a time.
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Soren's costume design by: Arrow alumni
Dan's costume design by: some janitor
and by the looks of it sponsored by KFC
My favorite Cracked actor is Soren's arms.
All that baby lifting he does really is noticeable, huh?
What happened to the old show where they were superheroes? Where Soren travels through time and all that? That was a cool series.
Yeah, bring that back!
Same as what happened to all their other original series, abrupt open ending, right as things got serious.
It's almost like they only know how to get a story started, but have no idea how to continue, so they just bail on it.
It's probably got more to do with budget vs popularity of the series. A lot of the originals that seem to just end are pretty large-scale. At least for a relatively small place like Cracked. A lot of VFX, big cast etc. So if the series isn't hugely popular, its pretty unsustainable.
Could be, but I lean towards Ebon Hawk, which is to say "commitment issues."
As further evidence, I submit this most recent video in which the possible romantic involvement is someone guaranteed to be incarcerated after the fact, in addition to the comment, "I'm glad we don't hang outside of work"
yeah that was bomb af, now we just get annoying girls whining about how hard it is to send the perfect snapchat ;(
This wasn't as much about the super hero being bad as it was about being partnered with an sex addict super hero partner
Soren confirmed to be Captain Hero
+distracted6 Or Batman.
Batman bangs a lot of evil chicks.
Moonshadow Dark noob here, does he really? Cause that seems messed up to nail villains.
+Tech Freak Catwoman, Harley, Talia ah Gul, The Phantasm, I think even Poison Ivy.
Oh. Why Harley? WTF? The others make sense, though.
So Soren was just acting out his Thursday night before going home
Why is Blast Man fantasizing about banging Dio's Stand?
Looks nothing like TheWorld
Pivitrix Yet he keeps talking about what he would do to The World.
Mr. Creazil zing.
He said "the World", not "ZA WARUDO".
The real question is, why wouldn't he?
Soren owned this character so much. He is to Blastman as Connery is to 007.
Lubed up soren is now in my brain
So are we all finished with the aliens series?
sadly it looks like it. hopefully this series gets better from here.
I want a full series of this right now.
In the realm of super heros, the baddies tend to have a lot of attractive women (and their outfits/appearance.) the idea that a super hero wouldn't think "damn, I wouldn't mind having a few panels of POW, BAM, KABAM on another page. Put the "strip" in "comic strip", if the readers know what I'm sayin' *sigh* kinda sucks that I have to kick her ass." ... As I typed this, I couldn't help thinking it's something Deadpool has or would say. Yelling at the writing team to put in some extra pages and not hold off on bow chika wow wow with extra wow on the side.
only problem with super villain women is they tend to be not sexy levels of crazy like mad temptresses and quirky but lovable villains but more along the lines of jenny McCartney and Rosie O'Donnell vaccines cause autism level of crazy not much of a turn on
Now that we have drones, superheroes are no longer required. "Sir. We have identified their compound in northern alaska... okay... bombing run complete. Lets go get lunch".
DOB + swimming cap = greatest super hero the world could ever know
they forgot to put the funny
Yep...doesn't even make much sense
yeah, hmmm.
There's a thing called "opinion" and comedy is subjective.
only to some extent pop roy
Ironed Sandwich No, that's what subjective implies
this did not go where I thought it would.
Their back and forth reminded me of Archer.
me too
Tempo is a great substitute for Ceral
"dipping" I've never laughed so hard
Y'all are constantly cracking me up! Thanks! Peace and love!
please let this be a series. this sounds like me and my fellow cosplayed getting ready to hit a con lmao
Dude. You guys should definitely do more sketches like this. This was genius.
I enjoyed this. Good job Cracked your coming back around.
haha the speed guy's entrance was like he couldn't slow down.
I loved the last few lines. Totally empasses actually workplace feels. Just because two people agree that justice is good does not mean that they should ever talk about sex or hang out.
That was pretty good hope we get more if this series
"Her thighs, for example, her hot thighs, for example." is gold.
New Series? Yay!
great show. can't wait for more
Hey, this was a goodsketch! You guys should do more of those.
Soren could probably pass for Hawkeye lol. Funny sketch!
please let this become a much bigger series
More sketches with Dan and Soren plz.
That position Soren is talking about is amazing.
3:08 In my experience every large sex shop has condoms and whips. How is that not an expected combo?
Right? I've never been in one, small or large, that didn't have both.
this was very very funny, hope it's to be continued.
This was a fun series.. Do more of these... These are topigar notchigan
This should be a series about how it sucks to be a super hero
They already did that. Soren, Dan, Swaim and Katy get superpowers
+Ricardo Morales then the government does some BS with them
+Ricardo Morales close, but it was Swaim, Katy and Cody, no Dan. Soren was in it a little bit but not much, sadly.
Butt Stuff?
so they already do a series about how much it sucks to be a super hero, its Batman, like he ends up with broken bones, and he destroys his body like constantly, and then he fucking gets up the next night and does it all over again
loved this one
Very enjoyable. Thanks.
I mean, why call themselves "Action Team" if they aren't going to get a little action? ;)
please let this be a bigger series
Loved it!
Love Jestereen's high quality, studio shot pic. Part of her power - took these two out.
You guys are delightfully silly. LoL
I will miss you all, so, so very much. God speed Agents of cracked, and every series after, referenced. May the chuckle trolls smile upon you all with glorious opportunity.
So, Soren already owned that costume and then built a sketch around it to justify why he has it, amirite?
this should be a series
I want that 3 minutes 48 seconds of my life back.
Kind of wanted to see more of that super villain.
like kids wondering what goes on in the teacher's lounge
teachers lounge is just sexy, sexy parties.. orgies.. orgies everywhere, just straight up and down mother fucking orgies. that teacher you had a crush on.. yeah she got bent the most, just straight up savaged.
I had like 1 or 2 teachers that would be awesome in that lounge...the rest would be a thing of nightmares.
it's official, Cracked is better than College humor now
Cracked has been better for a while now. Pretty much ever since the 2010-11.
na, college humor's gotten a lot better recently
Cracked is more about nerd culture than college humor, both of which are somewhat inconsistent in terms of quality.
Good pilot episode
two words. Audio. Leveling
Alternate title possibility: "Why Being a Superhero Isn't All It's 'Cracked' Up to Be."
This is my new favorite thing in the world.
I think Soren forgot that he was doing a sketch and he was just making his usual banter not knowing the cameras were rolling. Or just not caring.XD
It wasn't that bad of a video, but I expect a lot more from this duo than what I got out of this sketch. So, this was relatively disappointing. But I'm not even going to downvote it, because I'd like to see more of Dan and Soren in general.
Soren, that position is called "The Throne."
Aaaand this is one of many reasons I like Villains more.
This is good
My favorite "real world" super-hero comic is Kurt Busick's Superman comic "Secret Identity" where it shows how awesome Superboy-Prime would have been if Crisis never happened.
people give Cracked so much crap, but I thought this was great. the back and forth like Archer or Arrested Development was perfect. more please!
Lmao this killed me.
What ever happened to the other superhero show from awhile back?! It was sweet
YES! I want that back.
GREAT SERIES.
ALSO BRING BACK TROOPERS!!! Someone has to.
1:22 Down with the clown. :p
Well that escalated quickly.
Soren actually has some decent biceps. Also funny as sh(beep)it.
The dash after the name suggests this will be an ongoing series, "Action Team". Is that so? Would be awesome.
wow people are dragging you guys in these comments. I liked it.
Lol the after comments are the best....
just delicately dipping..........just dippin it.
Anyone else here from QQ episode 100?
I'd love to see this spinoff into a new web series
This video should be called. "A 3:48 video for a 30 second joke."
I have your blasting power right here...
felt asleep while watching...
I think Garth Ennis is writing Blast Man's inner monologue.
Of course superheroes are into kinky stuff. They like to wrestle in catsuits. Fighting crime is just an excuse to grapple people while wearing leather and latex.
This was funny. Love making fun of comics!
Better watch, cuz here we come...dippin'
I legitimately want a print Comic starring Blast-man now.
This is exactly what I thought super heroes did
reason #15117 why domino masks don't work
Dob is just embarrassed that he always finishes faster than a speeding bullet common man tag that tire.
This is why I love Anti-heroes like Deadpool, Marv, Punisher and Wolverine. They go out making trouble and not interested in saving the world.
delicately.... dipping... dipping...
damn Soren looks just like Red Arrow in that suit.
I think I know why he's called Blast Man.
Is it Soren and Dan time nowadays at Cracked? Awesome! I mean, I don't dislike Swaim or, you know, anyone, just that, I like Dan and Soren, it's like... yeah... anyway, Action team go!
Odd but entertaining enough.
Those cheek bones
Are there going t be anymore episodes of We're Not Alone?
Again.... a great solid sketch, The premise and acting was amazing Soren and O'Brien you guys are so great at characters, you bring me into a world with you and bend it over and... any way, Cody, This end plate is the worst you've ever done in my opinion. You're a great guy, you've got a lot of talent, but you need to work harder on your end plates. I've asked several friends, just based on this end plate, what do you think of this person, and several people just say you come off like a douche, I remind them, you're probably a really nice guy, who is hyper critical of himself and projecting the atitude of a douche is a way to protect his feelings. Real comedians succeed because they are consistent, not just in their material but to themselves. If there is a disconnect the audience can see it. This end plate seems forced and incongruent. Find your balance.
Funniest one of the series.
i would read about blast man
Ha! For life!
If I were to be a superhero I would be: Naked man xD
Soren's cheek-bones ...
This felt like an episode of Agents of Cracked. Is this what Dan and Michael do after their blimp lands on the East Coast?
So, blast man is Owen Wilson's character from * pick from one from one of his many sex comedies *
I lol'd