EAS Scenario #13: The Midwest Clown Uprising

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  • čas přidán 2. 09. 2017
  • This scenario was inspired by GoodPiggies of McLN's Muderous Clowns. This is a different version of his scenario with different endings and locations.
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  • @SPCHermitage
    @SPCHermitage  Před 3 lety +138

    This scenario might get remastered.

  • @danielprev9118
    @danielprev9118 Před 6 lety +974

    For some reason I am addicted to these

  • @vian_lolz
    @vian_lolz Před 6 lety +543

    if you can't beat them
    join em
    *jumps in tiny car with the squad*

  • @danielbob2628
    @danielbob2628 Před 6 lety +532

    I really wish that the voice said a line that went something like "Police have arrested three suspects dressed as clowns and one really pissed off real clown."

    • @xxxender111xxx6
      @xxxender111xxx6 Před 6 lety +11

      Ok that was absolutely hilarious

    • @Max_basil
      @Max_basil Před 6 lety +30

      " Attention when we tell you not approach the possible suspects we mean it, Mr Willy the Legitimate Clown with a License has been shot twice at the local fair. Multiple Suspects have been Arrested including Willy in the ER, he will be released soon. He is pissed.

    • @bobboberson7684
      @bobboberson7684 Před 6 lety +2

      Daniel Bob lol

    • @punt460
      @punt460 Před 6 lety +1

      Daniel Bob really fucking angry clown

    • @jmoney-mr3zf
      @jmoney-mr3zf Před 6 lety +1

      Lol

  • @joeyk3134
    @joeyk3134 Před 6 lety +418

    I'm from the Midwest and I'm telling you, a clown uprising would last about a few days. People here are like more farmery Southerners. No one would have a problem turning some clowns into pink mist.

  • @apex1757
    @apex1757 Před 6 lety +588

    Clown prank gone wrong (IN THE HOOD) (ACTUALLY KILLING PEOPLE) (FIGHTING THE POLICE)

  • @plushnpuppetshenanigans5948
    @plushnpuppetshenanigans5948 Před 6 lety +455

    Grab your guns. It's clown hunting season, and there's no bag limit

  • @froozymusic2760
    @froozymusic2760 Před 6 lety +163

    If there’s a clown in your neighbourhood how ya gonna call?
    *The Hood*

    • @mexicanmedic
      @mexicanmedic Před 6 lety +3

      Froozy Music *coughs* *coughs* cartels *coughs* *coughs*

    • @shadowlime5050
      @shadowlime5050 Před 4 lety +1

      After you call the hood all you hear is the clown getting shot and beat up

    • @societycleanser3418
      @societycleanser3418 Před 4 lety +1

      Naww All you gotta be positive with the coronavirus and cough on them 😉

    • @nomorefortnite5245
      @nomorefortnite5245 Před 3 lety

      NO ITS DA HOOD

    • @jokerisinthememe5852
      @jokerisinthememe5852 Před 3 lety +2

      If there’s a clown in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call?
      Frank Castle.

  • @aestheticgamecube1936
    @aestheticgamecube1936 Před 6 lety +282

    When you say "It's just a prank bro" but they still got the knife

  • @austinverburg313
    @austinverburg313 Před 6 lety +184

    *After listening to EAS videos for nuclear attacks, volcanic eruptions and absolute civil chaos caused by cell phones*
    NEXT VIDEO: The Midwest Clown Uprising
    Me: ...sure why not.

    • @austinverburg313
      @austinverburg313 Před 6 lety +2

      You know i don't typically follow people just because they asked me to in random comment threads but I checked your content out and had a laugh so I have subscribed my dude lol

    • @morganwalsh65
      @morganwalsh65 Před 5 lety

      I was just listening to the ultimate serial killer now im here lol

    • @madelynkauffman8096
      @madelynkauffman8096 Před 4 lety +2

      Wait, is there a actual video with absolute civil chaos caused by cell phones? That sounds cool.

    • @DuxpaOfficial
      @DuxpaOfficial Před 4 lety +1

      Madelyn Kauffman If you haven’t found it, or you care, here you go: czcams.com/video/4zJsgrkKacQ/video.html

    • @finn.and.sh_t6371
      @finn.and.sh_t6371 Před 3 lety

      Same

  • @bellatrixlestrange3212
    @bellatrixlestrange3212 Před 6 lety +64

    Ok, this is really weird. I have a friend called Abigail Wilson. I need to show her this. She's gonna freak though she's terrified of clowns.

  • @pisshiver2338
    @pisshiver2338 Před 6 lety +219

    *Grabs Shotgun* Let the games begin

  • @e_man_nyc0158
    @e_man_nyc0158 Před 6 lety +82

    Pennywise: Aren't you gonna say hello?

    • @scaprod558
      @scaprod558 Před 6 lety +3

      Rumble MLP Rules Est. 2001 hello. Welcome to fireland.

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 Před 5 lety +1

      @Chase Kossenjans
      Well say hello to MY army.

    • @e_man_nyc0158
      @e_man_nyc0158 Před 4 lety

      W1ND General
      Tony Montana: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FREN’

    • @kobesoto214
      @kobesoto214 Před 4 lety +1

      How pennywise is in real life

    • @JMeisterV
      @JMeisterV Před 3 lety

      Just gonna leave it at 69 likes

  • @tigeriausf.e5180
    @tigeriausf.e5180 Před 6 lety +129

    *sees “meanwhile in Cleveland” part.
    Me: MA NAME IS CLEVELAND BROWN AND I AM PROUD TO RIGHT BACK IN MY HOME TOWN WITH MA NEW FAM-A-LY.

  • @supersonicfan990
    @supersonicfan990 Před 6 lety +54

    I actually live in Alabama, and I was in my girlfriend's dorm room at the AUM campus when there were clowns roaming all over the campus. She was freaking out, but I grabbed her room mate's bat and was ready at the door. I'm pretty sure that one of them looked though the door hole and backed off when he saw me. Scary shit though.

    • @baduserr
      @baduserr Před 5 lety +6

      james cheney dude if you were at west point then you should be able to protect yourself lmao

    • @vox.5626
      @vox.5626 Před 3 lety

      why were clowns roaming around the campus
      what happened
      i have so many questions

    • @babymetalenjoyer
      @babymetalenjoyer Před rokem

      @@vox.5626 Don't you remember the time when there were killer clowns almost everywhere?

  • @chefboyardee4296
    @chefboyardee4296 Před 6 lety +39

    So that's how they wanna play? *Grabs double barrel and Glock 18*

    • @noahcrum4725
      @noahcrum4725 Před 6 lety

      Cause I need subscribers

    • @noahcrum4725
      @noahcrum4725 Před 6 lety

      And I need to become an successful CZcamsr

    • @Dandel1onF1eld
      @Dandel1onF1eld Před 4 lety

      @@noahcrum4725 k sure. You Just need to upload trending content
      But don't go overboard with trends. You know like don't do dangerous trends.try out gaming. That might get you some subs.
      Try whatever you like. Make sure not to beg for likes and subs. Don't advertise your vids on other channels.

  • @abbywhitt2736
    @abbywhitt2736 Před 6 lety +30

    This reminds me of the time my school had a lockdown because of a clown being close. All I really remember was that I was hanging out with my friends then I see a cop running outside yelling "GET INSIDE!!". All the kids stampeded inside into the classrooms... it was a scary day

    • @Brucifer2
      @Brucifer2 Před 3 lety +2

      It feels like alot of people forget this was very similar to something that happened in 2016 that lasted for like several months. For context for younger readers, these sightings started in June, which is why it was so strange since it wasnt a mass halloween prank. It all kinda died down in October.
      There were rumored attacks but i dont actually think there were any... but god damn it was strange and quite baffeling how people just dont talk about it anymore.

    • @epicfilmmaker3998
      @epicfilmmaker3998 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Brucifer2 there was a rumor one was spotted near my neighborhood in the woods. It was scary because I was at a sleepover and my friend’s parents came down and told us a clown was spotted. I stayed away from the tree line for a while after that.

  • @outerspacedoggo471
    @outerspacedoggo471 Před 6 lety +137

    I'm a teenager much past the age of 13, and I've read a webcomic that had a killer clown in it.
    I think I can handle this. *Takes out shotgun*

  • @aadisethu
    @aadisethu Před 5 lety +20

    *Karen:* YOU DARE TOUCH MY PRECIOUS LITTLE ANGEL GIMME THAT CLOWN COSTUME I DESERVE IT

    • @TheChangelingGamer
      @TheChangelingGamer Před rokem

      Florida Clown: *combines assault rifle with chainsaw, gets Lancer, adds 0 to everything till its God power, and carves and shoots Karen up* Okay, Imma gonna get my beer and stab alligator skulls. Weather's nice right now.

  • @TheJSGBFILMS
    @TheJSGBFILMS Před 6 lety +131

    And this is why martial law exists

  • @METALMAN4Wii
    @METALMAN4Wii Před 6 lety +281

    Grab your guns boys, we gotta clowns to hunt!

    • @kamryn9182
      @kamryn9182 Před 6 lety +5

      METALMAN4Wii Witch gun? My sniper?My Ak47?My ruger?My shotgun?My pistol?WHICH ONE?!?!

    • @METALMAN4Wii
      @METALMAN4Wii Před 6 lety +5

      Ar i All of them.

    • @josephhathcock1263
      @josephhathcock1263 Před 6 lety

      METALMAN4Wii wich one I don't think I could carry all the ones in my town

    • @josephhathcock1263
      @josephhathcock1263 Před 6 lety

      Memes are life all of them btw what kinda sniper u got my favorite is a good ol 7.62×54

    • @littlepest-yj7qo
      @littlepest-yj7qo Před 6 lety

      Memes are life any

  • @ipurpletaehyung9519
    @ipurpletaehyung9519 Před 6 lety +90

    I swear in every single one of these videos the places targeted are near or where I live 😂

  • @tedd3712
    @tedd3712 Před 6 lety +17

    Remember mid 2016 where clowns would chase people with knives in public and no one did anything

    • @BOCIMPORTS
      @BOCIMPORTS Před 4 lety

      Except for the clown who was shot (He didn't die, but he was taken into custody. I don't know anything else about the situation.)

    • @Sp1cyCrypt1c
      @Sp1cyCrypt1c Před 4 lety

      Ye

  • @keemstar9040
    @keemstar9040 Před 6 lety +44

    "Child Abduction EMERGENCU"
    typos IOI

    • @vanessamaybevanesa
      @vanessamaybevanesa Před 6 lety +1

      Keemstar it most likely wasn't a typo. it just didn't fit in the screen.

    • @LuckyDoge
      @LuckyDoge Před 3 lety +1

      OMG I JUST FUCKIN SAID THAT

    • @nomorefortnite5245
      @nomorefortnite5245 Před 3 lety +1

      Yea thats what i said 😂

    • @vox.5626
      @vox.5626 Před 3 lety

      don’t you just hate it when you get a child abduction emergencu on your tv?

  • @zale1449
    @zale1449 Před 6 lety +36

    0:34 when you try to spell emergency but end up with u instead of y

  • @darthcreaper8173
    @darthcreaper8173 Před 6 lety +23

    At the beginning, it's not an emergency. It's just an emergencu. XD

  • @daepicpigeon3274
    @daepicpigeon3274 Před 6 lety +184

    I'd like to see this try and happen in Texas.

    • @net___
      @net___ Před 6 lety +50

      Because literally everyone in Texas has a firearm, they'll blow any clown to bits if they say they're kidnapping and killing children

    • @luscive
      @luscive Před 6 lety +18

      Netwanderer23 and in louisiana, at least for our area

    • @logman7150
      @logman7150 Před 6 lety +20

      Yup don't Mess with texas

    • @No-xw7mo
      @No-xw7mo Před 6 lety +26

      DaEpicPigeon I’m Soviet Russia clowns don’t scare us.... WE SCARE THEM!!!!!!

    • @evan2999
      @evan2999 Před 6 lety +19

      DaEpicPigeon Texas would kick clowns asses like a rodeo

  • @arthur_m0rgan_
    @arthur_m0rgan_ Před 6 lety +148

    Emergencu~~! Sounds like something in an anime

  • @toss1460
    @toss1460 Před 6 lety +65

    I just heard a knock on my door..
    Help

  • @nathanielaquino6959
    @nathanielaquino6959 Před 6 lety +91

    Alternate scenario only:
    (20 minutes later, Minneapolis)
    EAS voice: The following message has been transmitted by order of the Department of Homeland Security.
    The children abducted by the clowns have been turned into clowns themselves after the clown leader's demands for starting a new clown army were met.
    As a result, all residents of the Midwest are ordered to evacuate immediately. The President has declared a state of emergency.
    Stand by for a message from the president.
    US President: My fellow Americans, good evening. I wish I could have better news to bring to you, but the might of the US
    could not defeat the invaders of our home soil. As your president, it is my duty to be forthright and honest with you, so I will not lie to you. This is without a doubt, the darkest day in the history of the Midwest. A group that was thought to reside within the confines of fake happiness, has terrorized the Midwest. The darkness, brought about by all this fake fun, is terribly real, but the American spirit will shine brighter than any other cloud can block, and will defeat death itself by accepting it so that others may live on. I am now calling on the - (Clown runs to him) Get off, monster clown! Get your horrid hands off me! (Clown gets pushed off-stage) Well... I now call on the residents of the cities most affected by the clown attack; to offer the most any citizen will offer to our country, so that Liberty may never die. It is my sad duty to declare the United States under martial law. This will help in the obliteration of the - (3 clowns run to him and attack him) AAAA!!! GET OFF MEEEE! (Clowns are apprehended and thrown off stage again) The declaration of martial law will help in the obliteration of the clown threat. I hope the Clownian Empire; just in case they successfully take over the world, falls under its last legs. God bless the United States and may God save us all. (4 clowns run to him before attacking him) HELP MEEE...HEEHEEHEE! LET THE FUN BEGIN!!!! (President slowly becomes a clown)
    5 years later, clowns are now the ones ruling the world. And so the Clownian Empire was formed. Their leader, Clown Hap-fun, is assassinated 4 years after the formation of the Clownian Empire. Over time, the Clownian Empire started to collapse...until 2035, when the world had returned to normal and the Clownian Empire was forced to settle in their given land in the Midwest United States. From there, they learn to act like everyday clowns which still make people happy. Chicago was later elected the capital of the Clownian Republic. The Clownian Empire's days, sadly, were numbered, for the US annexed the Republic in 2043.

  • @kekelaward
    @kekelaward Před 6 lety +15

    I picked a bad day to wear my clown outfit.

  • @avatarlui9195
    @avatarlui9195 Před 7 lety +26

    This is really cool man you could make storylines out of this!

  • @MarshallYTGaming
    @MarshallYTGaming Před 6 lety +7

    Pennywise really just called up his homies lmfao.

  • @sillystaryuri
    @sillystaryuri Před 6 lety +6

    Don't you just love when these EAS scenarios take place in your state?

  • @firealarmtechguy4444
    @firealarmtechguy4444 Před 6 lety +22

    Kidnapped by the Free Candy van?

  • @daonlykiwi1847
    @daonlykiwi1847 Před 4 lety +6

    Clowns: *Are Closing In With Knives* Me: All I have to protect myself is a wolf I tamed, a creeper, and a minigun

  • @kiwikingdom5804
    @kiwikingdom5804 Před 6 lety +4

    These give such a rush of adrenalin that I feel like I am going to pass out. And yet I still love them and cant stop watching

    • @mayra6453
      @mayra6453 Před rokem

      Gabriel.If you see clowns In your Dreams who are you going to call?
      Gabriel.the hood

  • @Tmccreight25Gaming
    @Tmccreight25Gaming Před 6 lety +22

    Time to go clown hunting!

    • @footyfam8990
      @footyfam8990 Před 6 lety

      Tmccreight25Gaming if u want me dead you’ll need some battery acid and 2 pieces of silver... Unless I turn into a spider!

    • @ulasoznc2752
      @ulasoznc2752 Před 6 lety

      If god wanted you to live he would not have created me! Maggots!

    • @mynamesnotshanekid8250
      @mynamesnotshanekid8250 Před 5 lety

      *THIS IS M Y WORLD*

    • @user-ed9qb7yc9h
      @user-ed9qb7yc9h Před 4 lety

      Well the shooting range is getting pretty crowded

    • @huh.670
      @huh.670 Před 4 lety

      *grabs an ar15*

  • @michaellovely6601
    @michaellovely6601 Před 5 lety +6

    I was a night shift employee at my local hospital when these clown sightings were happening and I was scared senseless by the sightings. When it came time to clock out and go home, I would try to get a lift home from work through one of my coworkers as there's safety in numbers.

  • @bananas1471
    @bananas1471 Před 6 lety +20

    our eas has moonbase alpha voices though lol

  • @Thunderbirds501
    @Thunderbirds501 Před 6 lety +5

    I see a typo. What the hell is a “Child Abduction Emergencu?”

  • @Julian-ej7tr
    @Julian-ej7tr Před 6 lety +12

    0:25 "Emergencu"
    Just saying.. I know "y" and "u" are right together

  • @DavidSmith-oh3re
    @DavidSmith-oh3re Před 6 lety +28

    Clowns are evil

  • @MisterSuitcase2004
    @MisterSuitcase2004 Před 6 lety +34

    0:10 *CHILD ABDUCTION EMERGENCU*

  • @epicbear241yt3
    @epicbear241yt3 Před 6 lety +10

    Omg. I remember when everyone freaked out when this happened. This scared me. I didn't even go out on Halloween.

    • @morganwalsh65
      @morganwalsh65 Před 5 lety

      I remember in october 2018 there were people dressed as clowns all over my neighborhood and they were possibly dangerous. Halloween was the scariest day of my life XD

    • @somethingbutnothing2068
      @somethingbutnothing2068 Před 5 lety +1

      Epicbear241 YT Lier this NEVER happened.

    • @mamammamsmek5837
      @mamammamsmek5837 Před 4 lety +1

      3 children got abducted on Halloween this year right in the town I live in. That is why you don’t trick or treat super late at night.

    • @vox.5626
      @vox.5626 Před 3 lety +1

      @@mamammamsmek5837 OH MY GOD

  • @virginialoverproductions
    @virginialoverproductions Před 5 lety +5

    "Do not attempt to confront the suspect" Me: Meh I have an AR-15 I'll be okay

  • @deformedmau5
    @deformedmau5 Před 5 lety +4

    SPCHermitage 1258, your videos are frightening, yet awesome. After you do "Foreign Invasion", do a scenario for New Year's.
    Setting: One Times Square
    Date: December 31, 2019
    Plot: At exactly midnight, the New Year's ball falls off the building, and slams into the street, flinging glass at everyone, and killing 570,000 people. (This is for New Year's 2020)

  • @starkiller6238
    @starkiller6238 Před 5 lety +4

    Clowns: **Praying on innocent children**
    Me: **Grabs Double Barrel Shotgun**
    Clown: "I'm in danger"

  • @aperson6102
    @aperson6102 Před 6 lety +7

    I actual thought this was gonna happen. I saw it on news shit and I heard people talking about it. They sounded panic like. Even though I'm in Arizona.

  • @OneGuyIKnow
    @OneGuyIKnow Před 6 lety +12

    When clown lives matter protests turn to riots

    • @sethstorm1197
      @sethstorm1197 Před 6 lety

      One of the few comments I enjoyed. but really though #clownlivesmatter

    • @jokerisinthememe5852
      @jokerisinthememe5852 Před 3 lety

      @@sethstorm1197
      czcams.com/video/p5CjmHLUQQI/video.html

  • @EASguy114
    @EASguy114 Před 6 lety +1

    This is actually really well made! I like it.

  • @arghya4NE
    @arghya4NE Před 6 lety +13

    If it was Texas or Arizona or California (or even India) I would say.
    *Its clown hunting season Bois giddy up!Yee haw!!*

    • @DarkOps4
      @DarkOps4 Před 6 lety +1

      Tanking_with Arun Yee Haw giddy up!

    • @H4DR13_L
      @H4DR13_L Před 4 lety +1

      I’m a Californian. These clown bishes have yee’d their last haw

    • @nocontentoverhere5351
      @nocontentoverhere5351 Před 4 lety +2

      Everything but weed is illegal in California

  • @bugatilegend9847
    @bugatilegend9847 Před 6 lety +12

    Welcome back 2016

  • @TheWorldsEndClub
    @TheWorldsEndClub Před 6 lety +38

    Emergencu
    The anime. 😂😂😂

    • @Tomb-bz6tp
      @Tomb-bz6tp Před 6 lety +1

      km bg I knew someone else had to point that out, XD.

  • @captain_ravioli1514
    @captain_ravioli1514 Před 4 lety +2

    Can't believe the clown thing happened 4 years ago,i was only a child and didn't know what was going on

  • @CorollaLvr2000
    @CorollaLvr2000 Před 6 lety +22

    Yay! Cincinnati is finally represented in one of these! 😂😂

  • @alfonsorenteriaZ6999
    @alfonsorenteriaZ6999 Před 5 lety +3

    All those years of hitting a piñata
    Have all been worth it

  • @thatindianafantif5147
    @thatindianafantif5147 Před 5 lety +5

    USA: Can this actually happened?
    Other USA: if I did. We’ll nuke em
    USA: Oh okay.

  • @AstroBlakeD
    @AstroBlakeD Před 5 lety +2

    this reminds me of the Killer Clown Gang that terrorized Cook County back in the 2000's, whom themselves were a reincarnation of the same gang that ran through the area in the 80's and 90's, and they were known for raids they did on schools and daycares, it was a scary ass thing since they did a whole bunch of kidnappings and stuff out of whited-out work vans, but I don't think any civilians lives were lost in their reign, just cops who got into firefights with them. I think they all got murdered by a rival gang of Hispanics (i can't remember their gang name) after they hit their territory.

  • @zimmz1479
    @zimmz1479 Před 4 lety

    I've been watching so much of these during quarantine and this is the first time I've heard someone mention Cincinnati POGGERS

  • @marisaa.tamayo
    @marisaa.tamayo Před 6 lety +3

    hi welcome to Indianapolis where people care about the Indy 500 and abductions are constantly happening.

  • @MajorTrashPanda
    @MajorTrashPanda Před 6 lety +4

    Where is the godamn National Guard!!??

  • @BigSwanProductions
    @BigSwanProductions Před 6 lety +2

    *”wanting to spend time with young children”*

  • @thenekom
    @thenekom Před 6 lety

    Well that's... different. Not exactly the scenario that keeps me up at night but kudos to you for originality. Enjoy another thumbs up.

  • @TheNoctuaNF-AxFan
    @TheNoctuaNF-AxFan Před 6 lety +3

    “...Some reports indicate that these individuals are attempting to spend time with you children primarily between the ages of 3-12...”
    I’m in that age group...

  • @Therecreep
    @Therecreep Před 6 lety +7

    holy fuck this description actually fits my sisters description, and i live in oak park, and i went into her room and she was wearing a pink shirt and jeans wow. the birth date doesn't match tho :P

  • @federalsignalsrnb
    @federalsignalsrnb Před 4 lety

    I live in missouri, so this video put on edge more than these types of videos usually do

  • @zachnetwork2217
    @zachnetwork2217 Před 4 lety

    I swear watching this video in the darkness at night gives me the CHILLS.

  • @stew_590
    @stew_590 Před 5 lety +5

    Sees cincinnati
    Welp hope those clowns have health insurance
    Edit: oh wait then it said mason im closer to mason. U know what imma just move to UK

  • @paranromanblox2199
    @paranromanblox2199 Před 6 lety +6

    Look's like it's a mystery time to find the clowns and see who they really just like scooby doo gang just did

  • @selfishturd4117
    @selfishturd4117 Před 6 lety +2

    When the blooop started my mom walked in fought it was a real emergency

  • @nxve433
    @nxve433 Před 6 lety

    I love your videos! your my favorite

  • @nost_xlgia2970
    @nost_xlgia2970 Před 6 lety +3

    Very off topic but because I'm musical trash:
    4:40
    Me:HAMILTON!Sir,he knows what to do in a trench-

  • @itsyahomegirl1568
    @itsyahomegirl1568 Před 6 lety +12

    ELlo, GeorgIE!

  • @SourRocker77
    @SourRocker77 Před 5 lety +2

    *Grabs* *pump* *and* *AR* “It’s go time”

  • @corbincarter3026
    @corbincarter3026 Před 4 lety

    Dear creator of this video, good job spooking me out

  • @eddielol9909
    @eddielol9909 Před 6 lety +23

    Try doing that in Chicago

    • @Skus0
      @Skus0 Před 6 lety +5

      Juan Ruiz lmao the hood beats the shit out of you, im from near chicago btw

    • @eddielol9909
      @eddielol9909 Před 6 lety

      weird Potato Cool

    • @yung1512
      @yung1512 Před 6 lety +2

      They'll shoot the shit out of you

    • @toxicleader8293
      @toxicleader8293 Před 6 lety +1

      Literally everyone including the clown takes out guns that were acquired illegally

    • @yourlocalpoopdealer5176
      @yourlocalpoopdealer5176 Před 6 lety

      Just check out Texas they'll blow the clowns into pieces

  • @aperson6102
    @aperson6102 Před 6 lety +4

    Wow. What a *funny* situation.

  • @emrilbennett8704
    @emrilbennett8704 Před 10 měsíci

    Hey, I was featured directly in an EAS for once Thanks for scaring the pants off me!!
    10:02

  • @OptimusDAnti
    @OptimusDAnti Před 5 lety +2

    ‘Builds all traps from home alone’ I’m OK

  • @magnetiteberet69
    @magnetiteberet69 Před 2 lety +3

    others: oh no clowns im so scared
    me and the bois: *Loads LMGs Cutely*

  • @pisshiver2338
    @pisshiver2338 Před 6 lety +5

    Btw these are good :D

  • @miguelpimentel9626
    @miguelpimentel9626 Před 5 lety

    I love these, I think I have a new addiction

  • @gachawaffle4578
    @gachawaffle4578 Před 5 lety +2

    Did everyone saw the typo on the Amber Alerts?
    UPDATE LOG:
    1. I found out it happen to other Amber Alerts.

  • @cagneycartation6805
    @cagneycartation6805 Před 6 lety +30

    Child abduction emergenu hahahahaha

    • @atinyghost3483
      @atinyghost3483 Před 6 lety +3

      Traceris Lily emergencu!~ sounds like anime

    • @yourdad5717
      @yourdad5717 Před 6 lety

      Traceris Lily
      are you seven lmao

    • @vremedyios9699
      @vremedyios9699 Před 6 lety

      Blu Berry copied comment.

    • @atinyghost3483
      @atinyghost3483 Před 6 lety +1

      KRYPTIK ELITE lmao let people comment what they want.

    • @vremedyios9699
      @vremedyios9699 Před 6 lety

      Blu Berry I never said you couldnt comment anything. I Just said a statement. So stop cryin, about me sayin lies.

  • @UpshurGhostustersWV
    @UpshurGhostustersWV Před 5 lety +4

    now would be a great time to call BATMAN

  • @MrStrootle
    @MrStrootle Před 6 lety

    These are really good

  • @tracegatlin6307
    @tracegatlin6307 Před 5 lety +1

    Reminds me of the times when clown hunting was still legal lol but clowns are now extinct and can no longer be hunted lol

  • @renz61
    @renz61 Před 5 lety +3

    Remember when this actually happened

    • @Dandel1onF1eld
      @Dandel1onF1eld Před 4 lety +1

      No? What happened?

    • @renz61
      @renz61 Před 4 lety +2

      Zuli Winds in like 2016 around Halloween (yeah) there were a bunch of “killer” clown sightings in places like the Chicago suburbs, which happen to be in the Midwest. so yeah this kinda actually happened lmao

    • @Dandel1onF1eld
      @Dandel1onF1eld Před 4 lety +1

      @@renz61 oh crap I was just not telling you years old when that happened-
      I was young af

  • @divinityarchive
    @divinityarchive Před 6 lety +3

    First one
    Child Abduction Emergencu

  • @chrispbacon4087
    @chrispbacon4087 Před 5 lety +1

    *one child gets murdered by a clown*
    Illinois: “REPORT ALL CLOWNS TO THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY”

  • @mikeloosemore6301
    @mikeloosemore6301 Před 2 lety

    I like these older scenarios a little more but there is no other EAS creator better that you and it's not even close

  • @extraxx
    @extraxx Před 6 lety +4

    We have guns for a reason people

  • @savageboiandgurl6328
    @savageboiandgurl6328 Před 6 lety +5

    Chains Abduction Emergencu lol

  • @baileyanimates1969
    @baileyanimates1969 Před 6 lety

    And this is awesome and I know its real but this is cool keep the work up

  • @sonicrail5253
    @sonicrail5253 Před 6 lety +1

    Oh my gosh, i thought it was real for a second. Great job

  • @ezzyslays9242
    @ezzyslays9242 Před 6 lety +32

    OH SHIT!!! I LIVE IN LORAIN!!!

  • @NikeTubeStudios
    @NikeTubeStudios Před 6 lety +3

    I'd love to hear a part two involving the Milwaukee clown becoming the leader of the next clown uprising throughout northern Midwest cities like Green Bay, Marquette, Detroit and Minneapolis.

  • @n1ghtmar3futuristic45
    @n1ghtmar3futuristic45 Před 3 lety

    Idk why but these are very entertaining

  • @icyiswifey7049
    @icyiswifey7049 Před 5 lety +1

    Why can’t I stop watching these