Riley Mau Gets His Second Kiss... and his Date Stolen
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- čas přidán 14. 02. 2024
- Excerpt from This Past Weekend #482 "Magnet Love"
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*Riley talking about having a horrible time* Theo: “Hurry it up” 😂😂
Lol love theo but he can be a dick.. especially to riley
@@jordanwilson8277nah i think he just realized he was pandering on the story and doesn't exactly have the best way with words as you can tell
Took him 3:50 to turn lololol
@@jordanwilson8277 He’s done with him after that story. It was beyond pitiful. God bless that boy 😂
He deserves it. Wasted a golden opportunity that many people would kill to have. Treating a job working for a successful comedian like it's a busboy job at Denny's. Just lazy@@jordanwilson8277
riley coming out of his shell, he spoke a couple full sentences today
He's a changed man
Amazing to see.
2nd kiss will do it
and Theo is like "Hurry it up" xD
few more years and he might go for a full paragraph.
“You’ve still never burped that sweat whistle have you daddy?”
“I have not” completely deadpan
Only Theo 😂
theo could have said literally any phrase and riley would have (correctly) assumed he was referring to sex
Masturbating not sex@@coffeeandtrance
He’s talking bout busting a nut lol Riley never even ejaculated before bro 😂😂
sweat whistle lol
Jesus lol
I love how Riley just sits there straight face when Theo is spitting some wild lines 😂
I know bro 😂😂 If I was Riley I would be dying laughing when Theo said he’s going to make an aquarium
I’m saying! I don’t know how he does it lol
He’s definitely got abit of the tism
Did he say burp that sweat whistle 😭
Riley is a gentlemen and an alpha male for Christ.
Respect
He’s genuinely going to make his future wife incredible happy. I know his awkwardness is working against him right now but he’s gonna find the right lady and they’re gonna kill it.
He’s not an alpha at all 😂
@@Gary_Winthorpe Riley is:
1. A man after Gods own heart
2. Lives a pure lifestyle
3. Will be a loving husband who provides for his wife
4. Is composed and articulate
Sounds like an alpha
@@GartB that’s not what alpha means at all 😂
@@Gary_Winthorpe Then you explain what it is
how does riley not laugh, it’s like theo lobotomized his capability to laugh
He has to hate theos humor to manage to not laugh at his shit ever
I think he’s acoustic
Bc he’s boring af, that’s why he got his seat taken.
@@kyle896 we all disagree w u bub
This is Theos apprentice He's training to be as funny as Theo one day
“More darker”…. 😭You can say black Riley, it’s okay
I thought the exact same thing 🤣
Is it ok tho
I had a perfect feeling that was what he was about to say 😭 buddy got robbed by one of them brothas
@@BigKO89one of those urban guys
It, sadly, absolutely isn't. Not in a podcast that's gonna be heard by Lord-knows-how-many-people. My man dodged a bullet anyway. Gang.
If shes willing to switch things up that fast, she doesn’t belong in your life. Dodged a bullet without even knowing it.
Hes looking for a wife, shes looking for a fuck. She just wants to have fun, not that serious bruv
Yeah she’s a modern woman. They have no ethics integrity or true morality it’s all selfish agenda and warped gender and woke ideology.
I’m more shocked when a hear of women not doing that and just being normal.
most women wouldn't do that. She's clearly a cunt@@ComeAlongKay
Not at all. She dodged him. Dude is a weak passive beta-male. No woman wants that
"Let me just slam my head in the car door of my Honda civic" 🤣
😅😅😅😅😅
I lol’d at that part
The Riley mau sexcapade updates are always the best segment.
dude taking the seat back is a pure power move. alpha riley
Not if you imagine how Riley would do it lmao sitting across the room staring angrily for ten mins then as soon as the guy moves sneakily take it back lmao alpha would be "Hey how about you get out of my seat"
Riley seems like he's gotten more comfortable in general. Character Development
thats benefit number 34 of NoFap
Because of Theo
We need a Theo & Riley buddy cop / roadtrip movie 🤣
Directed by Louis C.K.
And Tim Dillon is the sergeant or bus driver
With Bobby Lee as a gay hitchhiker they pick up.
@@ragnarlothbrok938With Bobby Lee and Neil Patrick Harris looking for white Castle after Riley hooks up 🤣
This felt like Theo was on a strong micro dose of mushrooms… he was dropping so many gems.
strong micro dose is an oxymoron
He do got the sunglasses on
He was peak level flow state
@@yulurkinbrah Oxymoron- a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction … *A “big micro” dose would’ve been an oxymoron, but a strong one is not.* 🫵🏾🤡
I think it might've been his favorite strain of weed
“MY GOD” “I can rent you out to a couple holly wood executives rnnn” 😂😂😂
As bobby lee would say.." outta pocket" lol
Getting dark in here 😂😂😂
Didn’t think Riley would last this long tbh
He's unjackable.
@@wronggg unfuckwithable
The autism is strong with this one
@@fsttag1 hahaha
@@wronggg😂😂😂😂😂
Theo is so pumped for Riley 😂😂
Lol living vicariously thru him cause hes too busy bangin his head in his honda and he got blockers on his phone lol
“Did you uhhh burp that sweat whistle yet daddy?” Funniest shit ever
“At least 17 of that has to be pure, Grade A Maple semen” 😭
Fucking Theo lmao!
When Theo puts on the Ray Charles glasses, you know it's gonna be great 😂
Riley is the man love how honest he is
Theo saying hurry it up was funny af 😂😂😂
After stopping him every 3 words and going in tangents lmao I was Ctfu
This is better than any written comedy could be 😂
"I could rent you out to a couple Hollywood execs right now” lol 5:22
Lesson learned brotha. Do NOT get up on the bathroom if the wolves are circling the wagon.
I almost clapped when he said Maple Seaman… Theo’s word play is awesome
Riley has king energy.
Yep, strong Christian morals. He seems like he has a great future.
Yea, western women call it boring, they would prefer a drug dealer who has no respect for them.
Riley is a champion 🏆
I feel like when Riley mau finally bust the fucking worlds gonna end
“Burp that little diving board in the back of a Limousine” ⚰️
Screaming at this 😂
the arc of riley mau is better than most movies these days
It would be a awesome Teen drama The adventures of Riley Mau😂
Damn that Honda civic line hurt my heart lmao 🤣
"she came down to me"... Theo "ahhh a feminist"..!!! ROFL
I laughed so hard
thats not the line
This cleansed my soul baby gang gang
I’ll second this
We need more Riley Mau
5:30 i love how he’s just looking around the room like theos not saying the most insane shit about him being an executives nut dispenser 😂😂
saying mouth cock to a tongue is soooo theo. made my day.
More darker 😂
Theo is a fire hypeman ngl
The unbustable
Hahaha unsinkable Molly Brown, unbustable Riley Mao
“Let me just go back and slam my head in the car door of my Honda civic…that’s how much I’m worth” lmao I’ve had those moments too.
This was gold😂 and Riley you have some balls man! And the beard looks good on you!
Yes balls, filled more than any balls on this planet
Riley Mau is Theo’s Jordan Schlansky. Perfect comedic relationship
😭”you blasted that corn stock yet?” something a louisiana dad would ask
"Burped that sweat whistle "
Stalk*
@@kieran5302 thank u bro
That sweat whistle 😂😂😂
Aquariummmmm
love how empathetic and interested theo is in Riley Mau's experience
Uncle Theo is a such a hypeman for young Riley
How is Theo supporting and roasting at the same time 😂
My food was about to come out my nose when Theo said “I dunno if I believe that.” After Riley said his weight
My favorite part of this whole thing 😂😂😂😂
Riley - “ no actually she came down to me a little bit” Theo- “hell ya feminism!” 😂
Theo knows a thing or two about stolen dates
„MOUTHCOCK“ - Theo Von, 2024
Theo really loves torturing himself. The only time he visably gets frustrated is talking to Riley lmao
Theo trying to get the details on the 2nd kiss..lmao..killing me!
at least 17 of that is pure grade a maple
Riley’s blank stare at Theo just going off is great.
Been wondering about him once or twice lately. Like a whole character development. Riley you actually talked like a semi normal person with sentences! Rooting for you bro
This is my favorite bit ever and it’s not even a bit 😂😂😂
2:58 we have a fuckin beetle joining the party on Riley’s mic
How... how did you spot that lmfao
Left side of mic stand for anyone else
Mad respect for seeing that 👊🏼
Damn bruh
💀💀💀
”Did you play any music on your phone?” Hahaha Theo I love you
If Howard Stern’s son smoked glue… daily.
Treasure chest of one liners from Theo here 😂
Your content is fresh, keep it going!
Damn! A current Riley Mau clip.
Ya’ll are the greatest comedy duo since Hope and Crosby.
Man those two are so funny together.. When Theo was making that aquarium / Hollywood producer comparison and he just nodded like it is a totally normal thing in a conversation 😂😂
I’m about to go on a bust strike til Mau hits splashes that first slush.
I’ll join ya. Nobody nuts, til Riley busts !
Congrats to theos sister for getting her final nurse GED
Theo needs to be there on Rileys date giving a play by play commentary.
Give me that Korean Kim-chi, Ninja style 🥷 🤣🤷🏻♀️👏🏻🌎😂
NEED MORE RILEY AND THEO
“lemme just slam my head in the car door of my Honda Civic” 😭🤣💀, with the head movement and the tone of his voice 💔😂😂
This was so fucking funny. Love these pods so much
I love Riley & Theo ❤ Theo is like Riley's cool, caucasian uncle who gives him advice that makes him feel uncomfortable because he cares
Thank you for making us cry 😭 Theo Von 😂🤷🏻♀️👍👏🏻🌎
The continuing saga of the 808 dewd 🤙
For all the victories, there are still, many lost battles.
8:37 Theo hitting the mic and saying oh god made it all that much funnier lol
The "oh god" at 8:39 just completely killed me🤣
“Burped that sweat whistle” is hilarious 😂
😅😅 blast that cornstock 😂 i jus spit out my drink damn u Theo
"So ya still have never burped that sweat whistle have ya daddy?"
Its like out of context he makes no sense but in context its the most creative metaphors you've ever heard lol
this is the only time riley opening his mouth made me smile hahaaha
"Burped that sweat whistle" 😂
Love Riley & wish him the best 🎉
Riley should have told the guy "I could survive prison, you know"
Penguin vibe 😂😂😅
"burped that sweat whistle" 😂😂😂
I respect Riley Mau, it's such a pleasure to see him develop
riley so honest and just a true legend
bro had a whole puberty growth spirt
Aw, Riley is adorable ❤
I could rent you out to a couple Hollywood executive right now LMAOOO
This clip really got me 😂😂😂 Thanks boys
“Loiter in the distance angry for a while” 😭😭😭
I truly believe in destiny, we are meant to meet certain people in life, because theo and riley are such polar opposites yet they are perfect together
Undynamic duo some would say lol you right
I love this story of riley
Theo is on another level with them one liners
Riley definitely got touched by the ‘tism
7:10
Riley : Actually she came down to me
Theo : *nods* Fuck yeah son, FEMINISM
my favorite on going story, really looking forward to when riley finally blasts that corn stalk