Husband sips coffee on porch as police pursuit tears across his yard
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- čas přidán 6. 09. 2024
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A West Virginia man’s quiet coffee on his porch turned into something far more dramatic, as a police pursuit came careering across his yard.
Wife: "so, how was your day"
Husband: "fine"
OMG I love this!
😂😂😂😂😂
Wife: Honey why are there tire tracks in the yard?
Husband: oh some prople drove through it earlier
As a retired cop this is what I usually say. She had no idea the things I saw or did.
😂😂😂 He was enjoying that coffee
The moment you realize that the security camera was worth every single penny because none of your mates would believe you otherwise. 😂
Reminds me of Chunk in "The Goonies!!" Smashing his shake against the window 😂😂
😂
Right!
@@kaylenturner2235😂😂
😂😂😂😂
It’s the comfort of knowing they’re not after you
😅
Amen !!
Exactly 😮
Them Cld drive reckless Thru Ur
Yard
See he Hit under the car 😱
For sure😂
Whewhhh..
That is a man with no fucks left to give.
Facts
Put another pot of coffee on we have company 😂😂
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I hope you have Doughnuts
😂😂😂
Such a great comment 😂😂😂
This is every nosy neighbors dream come true lol
Yep, and here you are
Geez what neighborhood is this?
Yep! I'm nosy so i would go over there and ask questions 😂
...my azaleas
Yup😊😅
Nobody and I mean *NOBODY* interrupts this man's morning coffee!
He’s probably thinking “it’s too damn early for this crap”
For Real
I’d be yelling *_GET OFF MY LAWN_*
I'm thinking he's the same with his wife if he has one.
Best comment 😂
This could be a Folgers commercial. NOTHING interrupts that first cup! 😂😂🙏🏾✌🏾
🥇🏆 Folgers ☕
😂
Good one😂
Perp drives thru smooth af, cop hits the swing and tree 😂
Glad I wasn’t the only one to notice 😅
I was looking for this comment 😅
Funny how people have the same thoughts
Hits the girls bike too 😂
@@Jr-qo4lsyou'll never be that special.
When you’ve raised 4 kids, this is nothing.
You're just praying its not one of yours. 😄😄
I truly think my memere would have ran out there assuming it was one of her kids, just to get herself into another wild tale that lives on for 40 years. 😂😂
My GAWD, never a dull moment when you have 7 kids. 😆😵💫
Juat another day in the ghetto agahahah we act like it's nothin ahahah
🤣🤣. Yep. You’re literally at one with chaos. Try raising three, energetic boy toddlers that like to fight and get into things they have no business 🤦🏼♂️
@cv6442 My brother in law comes from a family of 9. And it's always such a laugh to hear from his parents how each kid that came out just got wilder wilder until they got to 9, number 9 was a miracle because they were the complete opposite 😂
@bigde131 and I've seen kids running across lawns playing thieves and robbers while making weewoos lol
The way the cop just slowly drives straight into a solid barrier
He was distracted. He saw the coffee and was looking for the donuts.
@@mudfun3703😂😂😂OMG!!!😂😂😂
@@mudfun3703- Dude!!! 😂😂😂
Right?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seriously the guy he was chasing slipped right through no problem and he was going faster.
It's the comfort knowing that your mortgage has just been paid off in the lawsuit for damaged property and "psychological stress."
They MIGHT throw you a couple bucks if you’re really annoying about it
Well that and if you know a very good Lawyer who is good at His job 😂😂😂
Those are very hard to find. Saul Goodman dont exist round here--- I've searched hard.
Why watch TV when u can get live action right in your own backyard 😂
Kentucky? West Virginia? Florida? Just another day in the neighborhood!
I say Florida....😅😅😅
Literally 😂
Yes he did, he put the coffee down.
😭😭😭😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😆😆
That guy drove through his yard like he been there before 😂😂😂
lol probably one of his kids 😉
Maybe! The squad hit the swing and then hit something at low speed.. oye
Cause that's how he get home from work every day😂😅😅😂😂
I literally thought the same thing....
@@bethanykolander2498 I saw that 😂😂 he tryna be cautious instead of like the movies where they jus blow right through it swing attached n all.
As a former first responder, I ignore it too. Unless the cops need a bit of help. There is too much stupid out there to ruin a first cup of coffee.
Just be a good witness unless you are the only one who can help. Many witnesses have saved lives.
Why you would get involved is beyond me.
This is actually pretty funny. Something similar happened to myself, was just chilling on my patio, sipping a coffee later in the evening, I seen a bunch of red lights, flashlights cutting through the properties around me, so I'm just chilling there watching what's going down, cops clearly looking for someone running or hiding from something..... next thing I know, they come to my patio and knock on my screen door, I walk over mug in hand, ask them if they found whoever they were looking for, they said "not yet, have you seen anyone running around through here?" I said no, just you guys, said I've been only out here for like 15 minutes though as I just got back from the store from grabbing smokes. They then asked what my name was, I told them, and they immediately surrounded me, kicked my feet out and knocked me to the ground, breaking my damn Grumpy Cat mug.... I'm like WTF?? Cuff me, throw me in the back of a hot squad car in the middle of a Florida summer night without AC. Sat there for what seemed like an hour as they ransacked my place, finally came out, one got in the car I was in, I asked "what's going on, am I under arrest for something, I literally haven't done anything", he doesn't say anything and drives around the corner to my buddies house..... I was there a couple hours before hand, I went to see if he had a few smokes I could borrow so I didn't have to run to the store until the next day, but him and his buddies were passed out drunk (something typical, even though it was early for him to be passed out by then). He didn't come out, another guy who was partying with him came out and pointed to the car I was in. Cop gets back in, I again ask what's going on. He said I'm under arrest for "armed occupied burglary"...... I said "excuse me?" "That's my friends house, I didn't burglarize shit, did you talk to him, I have all permission to go in and out as I please, just as he has with my place"...they said "yes, but he's not the one who called us, the other gentleman was, and he said he seen you leaving the house unannounced, and he went to see if anything was missing and he claims he thinks a can of his soup was missing, so you're under arrest".... I'm like "you're serious... you're arresting me over some bum misplacing a can of soup?? And where the hell did you get this armed burglary from??" He said "when we searched your house, you had a pistol".....😑🙄
@johnnygeorgopoulos4072 sounds like you had sorry excuses for LEO'S. Sorry for that. I wasn't one of them, nor would I be.
@@johnnygeorgopoulos4072Sounds like you got “protected and served.” Our “legal” system is a joke.
The guy is so calm, like it happens a couple of times a week, LOL!
"It happened again, Martha, and this time the cops done went and hit sumthin!"
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am going to believe that this was the exact conversation
If minding your own business was a person. ☕️
If it's in his yard that's his business dude knew he was getting that check
@@420f37 that’s what I’m saying, he just sat back and let it ride itself out
🤣🤣🤣
Yup.
@@smallviolin334 I mean some people do the pointless and resort to screaming and shouting. It’s just for the laughs bro..
This needs to be apart of a coffee commercial. If it was Folgers coffee the catch phrase would be- "Folgers. Let nothing, and we mean nothing, stop your first cup" 😂
A part
"Folgers, it's too good to put down."
This they should market this!!!
YES! Or Tim Hortons coffee 😊
😂😂😂
This man has the most dad energy I've ever seen in a person
He is the chosen one.
All he's thinking is how much damage to his property he's going to have to repair.
Just chillin 😂
Morning dad energy, nothing could ever disturb it's calmness not even a police chase on his yard 😆
This is a prime example of ' I've seen it all ' 😂😂😂
“Tore” across his property is a bit overstated !! Must have been a really good cup of coffee ☕️ 😂❤
This is the realest episode of cops he’s ever seen 😂
"вот это кино!! , и на экране твой любимый герой!!"))
3-D
Coffee drinkers: "Don't even bother me until I've had my first cup..."
"Better make that the entire first pot..."
😂😂😂🎉
@@BaronSengir1008first pot my a$$, don't bother me at all.
That Part!!! It doesn’t register until after my first two cups
Facts 😂😂😂😂
"Well... You don't see that everyday."
Actually, many people do! 😂😂😂
Probably what's actually going through his mind right now LOL
*"Not our business honey!"*
*proceeds sipping coffee” ☕️
"did i get the mail today?"
LLLOOOORD this is the kind of patience I've been asking you... This.. This right here. I need this level of "nothing is getting to me" type energy
As a father of seven, I concur with his chaos management strategy
Any twins or triplets, or do you just not pull out?
Lol!
Wow 7? Your trying to birth a nation
Father of 6 here - this checks out.
And here thinking one is hard
Bro is unbothered. Pure zen
It's New Mexico 😂 what else would you expect when you're having your morning coffee 🤷🏻🤦🏻😂
Yep, perfect example of someone detached from a chaotic world by just observing, watching life play out with no emotional attachment to anyone else's shit.
Must be really good coffee.
Just another day in the neighborhood.
@@mjwatson8686That is an accurate statement and why I tapped this comment. I told my husband, "You're gonna have to prove to me that isn't you on their porch." 😂 Poor guy has the demeanor of a man who's lived through a fire and 2 floods already this month. I feel that... deep down.
gotta be the most understanding guy in the world “you gotta do what you gotta do” and “it is what it is” are probably used daily
😂😂😂
Right 😂
Yea he didnt grow up hearin it. He just grew up and was like yup
Tbh, what can you do?? I'm not even a big cop fan but they gotta catch the fuckers somehow when they run!
Facts
Bro like: "what the heck is going on in my yard, am I sipping coffee or tequila!? 🤔
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😊
Something similar happened to Hubby/I. We were doing yardwork, a car tears threw our yard, side swipes the electic pole, trunk flies open, garbage flies out, guy hits the gas & takes off! Cop follows, slows down, husband points North, cop flies up the road. 10/15 minutes later, cop comes back with guy in back, gets him out, has him pick up the trash! 😂❤
That is crazy the cop would let someone out of cuffs they quickly
@@Leotheconstructionguy it's the country. I'm sure the sheriff knew the guy. But you are right! Never thought of that!!!
@@jdbfortney if I was the guy I would’ve ran the second the cuffs came off 🤣
Nice story. Pretty funny. Yea hate a litter bug!
Do you actually know what sideswipes means?
I once was driving in a snowstorm and came at an Intersection and the light was red, the car next to me hit a patch of ice and did a 360 spin through the Intersection, man took a sip of cofee halfway through the spin and continued driving after like nothing happened. All I could do was sit at the light in admiration 😂
Must have been from Central Ny. lol
Was gonna say ... He's born n raised up north somewhere! I live in MN and you can always tell who's used to driving in winter and who's not!
...And you can spot the new arrogant teenagers driving in winter, too. They're usually the ones waiting for help out of the ditch.
As a lifelong Northwest Indiana resident, I know that's how you keep from spilling it. Keep your mouth over the hole.
My dad said his father spun the car out in snow (he told my dad in advance dw) and then coached my dad on how to get the car back under control. Im pretty sure thats what saved his life when he spun out after a hit and run on the freeway. The car was absolutely smashed by he got off with just a seatbelt bruise and some cuts.
That was in NY
Was this in fairbanks AK about 6-10 years ago with an old BMW? 😂
I used to tell people "you don't drive a rwd v8 in the winter time in AK, you skate in style"
Criminal drove straight through and the cop hit the swing and a tree. Genius
🤣😂🤣😂. I wanna know what State!😂
Cracked me up
Sounds about right.
I was wondering what he struck , that’s funny
Home Owner: "Man, im glad im up drinking this nice coffee, recording all this" "all this destruction to my property" 😂
I use to live in a trailer park in Western Kentucky. This was how most of our days were. We called it daytime TV.
This happened to me. They went to serve a felony warrant to some a guy a few streets over and he ran. On foot. He got stuck in my backyard bc my fence was too high for him to jump. Had cops surround my house in seconds. Canines and all. They came in to clear my house before they found him. I was home with my 2 kids making cookies. My oldest daughter still tells the story as “the bad guy who tried to steal our cookies” 😂
There's a story for a lifetime 😅
@@florencemiller7826 I literally couldn’t speak for over an hour. I just stood there with my jaw on the floor. Like WHAT 😂😂😂 I had my kitchen knife in my hand like I was about to butter someone up. 😅
@@florencemiller7826 oh and our tiny 10 lb dog who thinks she’s big and bad tried to chase him. So that was the last day I ever left our sliding door open for the dogs to do as they please 😅
Wow, what a story. Glad everyone is safe and the cookie thief was apprehended.
PIGS always steal baked goods.
Definition of “well would you look at that”
"They're playing my favorite tune!"
Just look at it
😂👍
Exactly how i narrated this video 😂
"Don't that beat all?"
Porch man: 'morning Billy.
Cop: G'morning Jim!
i was looking for this comment lol! but Jim should be Ron for the reference 😂
@@devonkelly44 omg.... 😂
Then Billy slams his patrol car into an apparently invisible concrete reinforced steel post that the perp somehow managed to avoid traveling the same path seconds before.
Lmao 😂😂🎉
@@grandmasmalibuthe comment I was exactly looking for 😂😂😂😂😂
It feels like this happens often for that guy to be so calm/unbothered while sipping on his coffee.
Probably just a regular person over 40. By that time you've seen so much sh*t that you can override your flight/fight response and just turn off to act calm.
It better to be away from the action when you here"pop,pop,pop!"😮😅
I like how the escapee is able to not only go through this man’s yard at a higher speed than the cop, but also manage to not hit anything. Then you have the cop who manages to hit everything in this guys yard while going less than 5 mph.
Coffee Drinker: “Oh hey, you missed my house, you sure you don’t want to obliterate that as well?” 💥 🚙
Guarantee he gets not one penny for the damages.
Yup! That's exactly what I was seeing. That cop can't drive. Probably can't do much of anything properly that the job requires.😅
@@huhwhat5075Correct. Police are not liable for damage they cause to private property. Qualified immunity is a terrible doctrine.
The cop is slowing down to make sure he doesn't hit anyone. The rest? He's not a very good driver.
@@angrytheclown801She was slowing down to be sure to hit everything possible by the look of it.
"Sir ,why did you just stand there sipping your coffee?"
"I didn't have any popcorn."
Wat else was he to do?
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Random answers:
Well, you weren't coming for me, right?
I couldn't find the remote.
I didn't have a clean shirt to put on to greet you.
You didn't ask me if I wanted to join in.
Ya know... that's a good question. Is it my turn to ask yet?
I had a roast in the smoker...y'all hungry?
I thought I was an extra in a movie...when do I get my check 😂
Why wouldn’t he not just stand there? Both the runner and police were very respectful of his yard. They were both going 5 mph 😂
The sign of someone that understands true situational awareness training. He's sizing everything up with ever sip.
+ realizing there is exactly nothing he can do about any of it, so why waste energy panicking?
@@SiiriCresseypanicking in crazy or dangerous situations is a normal human response. Its absolutely normal. We aren’t emotionless robots.
@@JTScott1988 So is freezing. Fight/flee/freeze/fawn.
cringiest comment ive ever read online
I actually saw this one and I remember them going through this house yard! It’s good to see the video from another angle.
He's like " Someones havin a bad day" sips coffee non chalantly 😆
Bro has PhD in minding his own business 😂
My property, my business. this dude probably doesn't have live television so he went outside.
I was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂
Underrated comment.
🤣😂🤣😂
Right, some people would be running off their porch on foot chasing them to be part of the action
"I think I will go out and watch the birds while I have my coffee this morning love. It's so peaceful out here first thing." 🤣
Lol 😆
😅😅😅😅😅🎉🎉😅🎉😅🎉😅😅😅😢😅😅🎉🎉🎉😅😅😅!!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"oh look hunny, pigs!"
He didn’t even feel the need to get inside the house in case there was gunfire! I love his composure.
That screams, "I just got off a 50 hour week and I'll be damned if I don't enjoy my time off."
🤣🤣
I love how chill the guy is.
He’s probably packin’
And they aren't after him
Definitely carrying. You can see him pat check himself to remember. 😂
What else? He's not involved, and.. oh, forget it.
He’s just another working-class American man watching his country’s moral bankruptcy unfold.
Did that cop drive straight into a tree? BONK!
Absolute fucking dumbass. Some just don't know how to drive like that CHP officer rear ending another cop car lmao.
😂😂 so funny- bonk- 😂😂😂
Usually the suspects vehicle but ehhh 😂😂 BONK! Is well said 😅
Lol too funny. BONK!
BONK!
The fact this is West Virginia, too makes it even better. Cause that’s decidedly WV State Police’s cars
My thoughts EXACTLY! Recognized that car first thing! Lol
Indeed!
As a dad, husband and coffee lover, I love this video. I just keep watching it.
So you’re just like 99.87 % of people. How special.
Why, and what's the big deal about standing on the porch drinking coffee
As a human I also can relate to watching videos
*sips a cup of coffee*
Me, on my second cup of coffee: ah a fellow buddy.
Also, look at all the salt from others. Wow.
I love how he doesn't seem even bothered.
Like this is a average Tuesday for him 😂
He told them damn kids to move their bikes off the driveway
He's probably from Florida
Can't waste good coffee
Why he would,?
That man had literally ZERO fks to give!!😂😂. Coolest Cucumber Around😂😂
LMAO
*Sips coffee*, Just another day.
That's exactly what I was thinking 😂😂😂
What'd you expect him to do ? 🤦♂️
Damn. I need what he’s on!
The hell with the mourning newspaper he got the mourning news right at his doorstep
Dude just looking like “Bob’s at it again” 😂
Or, just that one neighbor/friend who is just a little too into conspiracy theories.
He does have that "am I getting pranked right now
Bahahahaha🤣🤣🤣💀
I strive for this level of calmness
Right 😂
Me too ✋️ 😅
He probably sees this happen more than we know
Facts!!!
Really? Wtf can you contribute to this situation that is helpful other than standing back and drinking coffee? Y’all think liberals are “privileged” 😂
A man after my own heart. Nothing is as important as enjoying a cup of coffee on the porch. It's a calming ritual that I can't live without. 😂
Darn tootin, you have to pry my coffee cup from my warm dead hands.
I concur.
For me... it's hot chocolate! 🤗
@@brodriguez11000coffee actually turns you into a woman, I know this because I'm god
@@HOLY_SPIRIT_GODholy fuck
The excitement came to him!
-"What was that, honey?"
-"A break from my daily grind".
Takes another sip.
That guy needs to be a first responder. You can't train that level of calm.
Fr! 💯
Possibly true, but some people can change that demeanor when put in a tough situation.
Plot twist: that’s the Chief
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯
That well-worn path in the yard looks like Google Maps got his property listed as a shortcut to a popular destination.
1-Nothing comes between me and my first cup of coffee!!!
2-Better than COPS on TV
3-Not my circus not my monkeys!!
😂😂😂😂
This guy is literally the epitome of "minding my own damn business."
😂😂😂😂
Lol 😆
Dunno. He was looking out that porch screen pretty hard.
lol yeah, but it's happening in his front yard, therefore it actually *is* now his business 😂
@@Chris-nn3vu We don't know what he did after the video ends.
What a relaxing day. Decent weather, probably cool or at least not too hot, a free show to watch, and a nice cup of coffee. Beautiful.
There are huggies on his porch! Children could have been endangered for what?
...better than live TV😂
@@eyedownload I'm making a joke, but with the power of hindsight, clearly no harm came besides a probably broken bike, and maybe minor damage to the playset. Though your concern is understandable, the "could have" did not happen thankfully.
"Just another Tuesday here." I love his chill attitude about all this as the chaos unfolds around him.
You have to love watching the pursuit or you wouldn't live there
Mad casual. Lol
Exactly ‼️He’s like, coffee ☕️ FIRST thing in the morning ‼️🤣🤣😂
How to keep your blood pressure low
Honey, what’s for breakfast? Coffee and cake? ❌Coffee and donuts? ❌Coffee and COPS? ✅
Must be a hell of a neighborhood to be that unconcerned.
Naw see this shit all the time in small towns. Usually the local drunk.
Any neighborhood in america now. How you like them apples?
😂😂😂😂
It's a spectator sport in the USA.
What is he supposed to do? Freak out? Stand in front of the car and try to stop it? Neither of those things will stop the chase.
This is what minding your business looks like. He’s on his porch , drinking his coffee, not phased by it one bit.
its funny the cop crashed when the guy running from the cops made it through just fine i wonder what that cops was doing lol.
@@userunknown1030 😂🤣😂🤣 yes! I was thinking how the heck!
Exactly!! Although it does look like the neighborhood may be going downhill, if this is business as usual....
Hell as long as they ain't after him just stand there and enjoy the show 😁
* fazed
Whoever has a coffee company should pay your man for his video to be an advert for how good their coffee is 😂
That's a great idea!
😂😂😂👍👍👍
Brilliant 👏 😂
Best comment 😂
Fire Department Chronicles has coffee.
Dang, dude is chill. Almost like he's seen that before.
Cop: "Where did that tree come from?"
Tree: "Where did that cop come from?"
😂😂😂
Yes yes.....OH MY GOD!!! *"DON'T THEY TEACH POLICE 🚓 TO DRIVE DEFENSIVELY ANYMORE"* ??!!
I had to watch it again coz I didn’t quite believe it, the crim totally out drove him clearly…lol
They needed to speed this up to real life.
Ayyyee yooooo😂😂
@@Yalltakeme4ajoke I’d like to have been in your head when you wrote this, to share your feelings..✌🏼😵💫😂 “can I have another one please" 😂🙋🏼♂️
Well, wonder if it's anybody I might know?...sips coffee calmly.
For crying out loud, Chuck, again?
"Hey honey, the kids are getting a new playground"
"But we can't afford one"
"No worries the city will be buying it" ☕️
“Just a normal day in the neighborhood ☕️”
Frfr. I've had them running on foot through my yard after a criminal, when I was in a house.
😮
Would you be my....
I guess the cop didn't want to pursue the criminal anymore. Had to run into an obstacle for a good alibi.
I sang this in my head with the voice of Mr. Rogers. 😂
Husband: "Honey, This The Kind of Big Screen, & HD I'm Talking Bout, Feels Like im Right in The Action"
They were actually very considerate. They all slowed down to not mess up the yard 😂
Except the 1st cop who clearly crashed into something lmao
@@lolawants2008Right? I mean the runner seemed to have a slightly smaller car, but it was pretty funny to watch the bad guy go without crashing into anything and the first cop does not stick the landing.
@@smackaroo4159kinda looked like both had Explorers, runners was just older.
@@jynstardust Ah. Back before trucks sold in the US got unnecessarily chonky with blinding headlights and custom toddler-catcher grills. God bless imports
@smackaroo4159 I've had both models of explorers, people always think I'm a cop in my new one. The new one is smaller height wise, and lower to the ground and drives more like a crossover. The older one drove more like a truck. I liked both, they both had their positives and negatives.
He waiting to claim his insurance money. “Tear that mf up” 😂😂
Claim insurance money 💰 ? Good luck with that . He may NOT get the money and his rates WILL go up . 🤷🤦 If the Insurance company pays out , and pays out promptly without a lawsuit , I hope he posts on here the name of his Insurance company and what State .
@@christophermaulden733 I was being facetious. Your probably not wrong though. 😂😂
@@christophermaulden733 -- I was thinking he goes after the insurance on the perp's car, or files a claim with the cops for the damage they did.
Poor guy doesn't realize that damage caused during a crime in progress isn't covered, and the cops don't pay their damages either.
😂😂😅😂😅
Dudes sipping his coffee cause he's about to get that new riding lawn mower. He's been dreaming of 😎
what a dirty seat nearby him
I promise you he’s probably not getting much 😂
Police aren’t required to pay for property damage when in a pursuit like this and usually don’t.
Why he won't get anything from it.
Because it’s the idiots fault for making the cops chase in the first place.
Lawnforcement at it's best.
Love how he just stayed calm, like this happens every day
Ok, seriously? Wtf did ypu expect? Unfuckingbelievable
@@lovineveryminuetofit1314What’s your problem? 😂
😂 He was calm, wasn't he? Maybe this kind if stuff actually does happen in his neighborhood all the time! 😮
i like how he just sips his coffee and acts like its no big thing😂
Yes, this is so ME!!! Chilled!!! Just watch the show, don't let it interupt your cuppa haha!!!😂😂😂😂😂
We need to make this man the president he obviously knows how to act under pressure
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Act, as in sip coffee, yeah I don`t think anything would change..
to be fair, the ones who did make it changed enough @@afrog2666
MIB came.
Gave him an Eye Exam.
Bro checked CCTV.
"So that's what actually happened!"
dude is chill af. hasn't had much of that coffee yet. 😅
I think his cigarette helped also.
It looks like West Virginia, hence the supremely laid back attitude... it's not like he has somewhere else important to go to...😂
@robertlemaster7525 I thought "How can you possibly know where it is from a patch of grass?"
Then I remembered US police cars have a crest on the sude. Duh.
😂😂😂😂 when nothing phases you... That's a neo'ware. Hahaahhaa
He had a front row seat 👌
I wouldn't really call it a high speed chase but I can't believe how calm this guy is . 😂😂
Coffee will do that to you👍
Check back when they start slingin lead....
This is real excitement for that neck of the woods. 😂
🙋🏽♀️It doesn't say high speed chase 🥴🤷🏽♀️
@@JourneysInCali Bruh are you gonna deny them their truth?
That's what "mind your business" looks like.
"the walleye were really biting yesterday."
It's actually his business too, once it's on HIS property. 😆
@@BiffTannen1983Yes Karen…we all know your type 🙄
Sad people have that mentality. No wonder our planet looks dirty dingy and nasty. People work against each other instead of together but come together only when a tragedy happens. I call that fake.
@@Arlando4.0yes because that's the only argument you have. Calling someone a Karen. You won. 🙄
That's one calm dude!
That man has two boxes of Huggies on the porch. No amount of sound or annoyance can phase a new dad
That’s the detail that is sending me! Huggies lol.
I’ve never seen diapers in a box like that?! wtf kinda Huggies are those?!
@@xxkatxxxxthey’re not diapers lol…he kept the box and using it as a storage for those 2 containers inside
@@xxkatxxxx I think it’s a Huggies box holding two other boxes of something not diaper related.
@@stephgreen3070yeah they look like tackle boxes? Maybe small tool boxes.
Those diapers are long gone- he’s just reusing the box.
This gotta be the most chill guy in the world!
Wounder how many times this has happened for this guy to be so calm
Lol
That's it. He's just one, cool frood (look it up).
This is how hillbillies do it on the Dukes of Hazard
What do you think people do run around screaming and yelling OMG OMG HELL NO YOU OBSERVE ESPECIALLY ON UR OWN PROPERTY BECAUSE ANY DAMAGE U GOT TO KNOW WHOS RESPONSIBLE FOR IT COP OR FUGITIVE.......ITS ALSO ENTERTAINING
It's called beta blockers and anxiety meds... how to Alpha male after 50yo.
Geez... Louise...
'Honey, I need more coffee'
☕ . . Thanks
Telling his grandkids you can see the same stuff on that grand theft game if you go out side and play 😂
This is actually HILARIOUS!😂
I'm weak 💀💀💀
😂
When I was young and single I rented a house . Was playing a game with the volume up loud and the neighbor knocked at the back door . When I opened the door there were blue lights everywhere. Cops shot a guy that jacked a guy for his motorcycle 3 doors down after a chase . Good thing I put up my gsxr 1000 after I washed it right before playing video games ............
For sure!! 😂😂😂😂
I aspire to be at this level of IDFC
I know, right??😂😂
Facts! I think I am almost there though….
The one…….
That usually comes from life experiences and hardship that you don’t want
@@angelinag.woodruff8378being a girl u probably farm from it
Only 4? You're just baby not giv a F-er!😂😂😂 @@spagooter1807
My type of neighbor. No hysteria, cool, collected, great coffee time.
He just such a super chill guy ever😂. His wife is lucky to have him.
"More coffee & bring some donuts Honey".
😂
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Yeah, the police will be hungry after this pursuit. 😅😅😅
No amount of ass kissing with Donuts! Is gonna get them Cops. (That Just damaged your personal property!) To give up their Qualified immunity, and neither them or the City/County is gonna pay/reimburse him for any of it! The fact that the chase has gotten so serious! To the point that. This Purp; Is willing to drive through someones yard to get away? They should've probably backed off alil by now! That's how innocent people get hurt! Cause all these GrandTheftAuto" wannabe Mother F¤C《ER$ act like they're lives are the only ones that matter! Running from simple traffic stops! Afraid of alil jail time for the $20 sac of weed they got stashed under the seat! Then theres this Dude. Calm AF as everything unfolds in his yard! Like it had been the Cherry ontop of an already Shit day for him! Hes probably just waiting for the House or his Car to blow next!
Now that’s funny
The man has seen so much in the world that he has learned to be calm on any situation
Thats got to be the best cup of coffee ever
He gotta be an ex military and seen so much that nothing bothers him
Sir. We're gonna need you to pay for the damage your yard caused the vehicle
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Fucked up thing is where I live if a snowmobile hits something while driving through YOUR property your at fault if they get injured or die
That is fucked. @@bunkeroregano9492
Thats called keeping your peace! Impressed!
"Is this about that overdue library book?"
Mattress tag...
Cops won't do anything about felonies these days doubt it's over a book.
@@billwalsh388😂😂😂😂😂
Heard about that story, mom gets in trouble with the law for an overdue fine on a library book.
That’s West Virginia, it’s not a problem until it’s on our porch…
And we don’t put our coffee down until we’re done 😂
Wild and Wonderful.
Well, the tourism commercial’s in the can. It’s 8:03 am, what’s next?
I know our state boys when I see em
😅😂😅
I love West Virginia! I just stayed w some friends (I'm from Ohio) and everyone was SO dang nice! It's not like that here!
This guy was so chill. 😂🤣😂🤣
He's like... Man, my mushroom coffee is AWESOME!😂
😂😂😂😂
Naw, he just knew "we're getting paid today" 😂
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Gross.😳
Omg I’m hollering at 6am 😂❤️😂
“The best part of waking up…
Is Folger’s in your cup!”
☕️