We had at church in Hutchinson one Fthr Fred whom had a controversial view written up and published in Playboy; We were invited over to listen to FM and visit but we never saw the article; Later he removes the radiator cap on his compact car and has steam blow up in his face;
This album just went absolutely perfect with my dnd campaign. Especially when we found a young witch in the woods and our warlock decided to disguise himself as a pizza man.
It's not To Bad,However I'd Sure Like To Get The Soundtracks,of (Peach DVD, I Like That Music But For Some Reason or Another I can't (Type The Correct Words Apparently.)(Maybe You can help me Get that Music.
*Hello ma'm, here's your pizza with* *_extra thick sausage_*; *that'll be 5.25.* Oh, dear me, I don't think I can pay for that. Maybe there's some other way I can pay you? *Sorry that's cash only, no credit, bye.*
My mother in law is high risk during this virus outbreak and can hardly move, she had neck ache and asked about a massage! So to cheer her up I played this video:)
as a friend of mine put it: 'Never before has anything sounded so much like what I expected after reading the title' - and I'm happy to own this treasure on Vinyl, really fitting when having a lady at your place ;)
@@bubsedoodles 4-5 years ago it was first rereleased on vinyl as part a 'record store day-exclusive' and, due to popular demand it was released for the public in 2018. Got it at a regular record-shop in Germany though the label is US. unfortunately I only got the regular black one and missed out on limited editions (one velvet-blue with glow-in-the-dark-spots, another one two-coloured: black with a big white dash in the middle...)....there are some on sale in discogs, maybe also eBay.
plumber: wow this is squirting everywhere girl: do you think you can handle it Mister? plumber: I think I'm going to have to lay down some...Pipe! * cue music*I
"Is this Miss X? I'm your daughter's new private tutor" "Oh I'll show you the way to her room" "Hey honey, this is your new private tutor, should we show him the way around the house?" *music starts playing*
Knock on the door. Woman opens it. Studly dude, loaded down with cable TV gear, flashes a lascivious smirk and says: "I'm Able... with the Cable... I need to get into your box."
I'm so glad you came. I was taking a shower and accidentally got my towel stuck in the door as I went out to get my newspaper and now my door wont open.
MPHswayze if you have ever drank coffee, or taken any prescriptions, or asprin, or cough medicine, you have done drugs. In fact, many drugs prescribed by doctors are more harmful than acid, weed, shrooms, and cocaine combined.
Nobody: The guy that’s interviewing me for a job: so it says here that you have history of being a mailman, handyman, plumber, pizza delivery guy, and a stepson
Roommates banging when I am a bitter and lonely old man? Horrible. Laughter and tears as I blast this music during their love makin' sessions? Heartwarming. Free Love! Free Willy!
My brother is a physiotherapist, and since I'm in the other room, hearing one of his patients moan so loud and suggestive, I'm letting the groovy vibes of love music mix with her erotic agony sounds and its hilarious!
I read Playboy for the articles, watched porn for the music.
We had at church in Hutchinson one Fthr Fred whom had a controversial view written up and published in Playboy; We were invited over to listen to FM and visit but we never saw the article; Later he removes the radiator cap on his compact car and has steam blow up in his face;
😁
Karma ?
actually dangerous and you can have 3rd degree burn
And watch Interspecies Reviewers for the comedy
For being porno music its got some baddass guitar riffs
I actually want to learn this style of guitar but nobody makes tutorials for this stuff.
C Delany Check out a tiny serie from Fun Lovin’ Criminal Huey on the subject.
It’s all about the happy feet!
@Travis j
What minute?
@N.Z. Storm Waver Oh I see. Idk if clit shredding would be pleasant tho
thanks
Hard to tell if 70s porno, or 70s car chase.
Probably both. Lol
It's actually true
porno car chase
A car chase that ends with a hardcore gangbang 😂
Sounds like something you hear on an old episode of Starsky and Hutch.
Did somebody order a pizza?
This right here, is what the Internet was made for.
Dapper Hako music from the 70's ?
Lolno for Ron Jeremy.
+dave smith I am eating pizza just now and listening to porno.
+Tightwad Hill no but i can clean the pool
This is also good for a 1970's cop show.
Chris Hutchins I was just thinking the same thing! 4:00 in particular
@Chris Hutchins
Not much of a difference.
@@goldenhitmanDriver - San Francisco had similar music.
@@Dukefazon Driver - San Francisco was soo good
😂
hi im the plumber and im here to clean your pipes
Chilled Haze And then make them dirty again.
Yes, sir....lol
Classic
Hello ma’am I am here to repair your back door ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It'sa he .. mario?
I can't tell you how I ended up here, all I know is I grew a moustache listening to this
Johnny Skyfire It's not just a moustache, it's a time machine.
Johnny Skyfire I can. You got here via Porno-Groove & stole someone else's joke.
Johnny Skyfire I bet u did
Garry and I want to have hope
And now you can offer rides!
I played this with my stereo at the max power of the volume, now all the girls of my neighbourhood are pregnant
so that explains my son I didn't know i had
LMAO!
@@berylrosenberg704 funky cool!
Nayan I heard a couple of dogs in your neighborhood are pregnant as well!
😂
Imagine sleeping in your bed at night and then out of nowhere, you hear “Hi! This is Ron Jermey!”
It could be worse: Out of nowhere, you hear "Hi! This is John C. Holmes!"......
While in bed with Bill Cosby
*screams*
This album just went absolutely perfect with my dnd campaign. Especially when we found a young witch in the woods and our warlock decided to disguise himself as a pizza man.
I might be drunk but that is fucking brilliant.
You, sir, made my evening!!
Yes
Natural 20 acting
This is the best thing I've ever heard
I am of a future race from the year 6969. Take me to your breeder.
Oh you poor soul, you're from the time where human touch has been outlawed.
👊👊👊
What happened/will happen in 2420?
Hahahaha
Lol
Imagine walking into a grocery store and hearing this as the background music
That's not a grocery store. :) It's a filming studio.
Cleanup on aisle 69 😎
This now going to be the background music of my daily life.
It's not To Bad,However I'd Sure Like To Get The Soundtracks,of (Peach DVD, I Like That Music But For Some Reason or Another I can't (Type The Correct Words Apparently.)(Maybe You can help me Get that Music.
Best. Theme. Music. EVER!
Same.
but you never get laid tho
I WISH IT WOULD BE MINE LMAO
This is just some awesome instrumental funk.
This thing needs to be officially released so it can win all the grammies it deserves
It has been officially released...this is an album you can buy. lol
Hank Hill sorry if I might have been mislead by the title that says "unreleased" in it
its a legitimate mistake. I myself even looked into it to see if the songs were from scrapped pornos
Hank Hill Then Why Dont u Just Rename It?
Because, that's the full title of the album.
The best part in all this is putting the video at speed 1.5 and now it's a police pursuit. Clearly, they are chasing a sex offender....
HA HA HA HA that is fucking funny
and probably do it afterwards ;)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1.25
I played this at a children's birthday party once and the kids loved it.
Well u gotta admit that this stuff is fire
And then things got spicy...
@@ricardomilos3464 oh no
lol
@@potatoesblink3299 plis no
I went into this album a child and came out a well moustached-man
damn it, my moustache just grew a moustache
LOL
My moustache migrated to my back, my chest, my…well, my body.
*Hello ma'm, here's your pizza with* *_extra thick sausage_*; *that'll be 5.25.*
Oh, dear me, I don't think I can pay for that. Maybe there's some other way I can pay you?
*Sorry that's cash only, no credit, bye.*
😂😂😂
自殺のヤンデレ・モジョ・ゲーマー *_~Wrecked~_*
hot
You've seen too many episodes of Big Sausage Pizza LOL
You took that from a video
"I am the Mac Daddy of Arlen County" -Hank Hill
You're gaddang right I am.
mronionsalad *Heimlich County
Hey Muscle Mordecai. I betcha your dong as big as Mac Daddy.
I love that episode.
Heimlich county but okay.
My mother in law is high risk during this virus outbreak and can hardly move, she had neck ache and asked about a massage! So to cheer her up I played this video:)
Nice guy
I NEED MORE 70'S PORNO MUSIC IN MY LIFE!
Ditto.
ngl, this is great background music for studying
Just remember the test is 20% written, 30% oral and 50% anal. LMAO!
LOOOOL
It can help someone prepare for their oral presentations.
"Studying."
@@TimmyLongfellow 😳🤣
Maude Lebowski:
You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude:
He fixes the cable?
The porn industry was clearly not ready for that level of intricate plot.
"Mein name ist Karl, ich bin expert!" *bang*
Don't be fatuous Jeffrey
Classic.
as a friend of mine put it: 'Never before has anything sounded so much like what I expected after reading the title' - and I'm happy to own this treasure on Vinyl, really fitting when having a lady at your place ;)
you have it on vinyl? if so where’d you get it?
@@bubsedoodles 4-5 years ago it was first rereleased on vinyl as part a 'record store day-exclusive' and, due to popular demand it was released for the public in 2018. Got it at a regular record-shop in Germany though the label is US. unfortunately I only got the regular black one and missed out on limited editions (one velvet-blue with glow-in-the-dark-spots, another one two-coloured: black with a big white dash in the middle...)....there are some on sale in discogs, maybe also eBay.
@@lupo1185 thanks! i looked on discogs and saw it listed
The funny thing about this music is it also goes along GREAT with chase scenes in the old 1970's TV show CHiP's starring Eric Estrada & Larry Wilcox!
Someone need their... toilet plunged?
+Private Turtle , Oh damn, that's the door bell... the pool cleaner has turned up early. Sheeeeez.
Blumpboy *winks*
Dirty dan somebody order a large sausage pizza?
Hi, who ordered the pizza? I hope you like it with extra sausage.
Peter Griffin xD
lmao!!!
Rich Thomas it seems someone ordered today's special: sexaroni
I brought you the Extra-large.
family guy reference
70s cheap porno music is by far better than nowadays expensive "supposed to be good" music.
Friends: So what kind of music you like?
Me uh...well...
LMAO!
i like watch ants mate mr. brown
It’s pornogroove or nothing baby 😎
*Starts sweating*
this legitimately sounds good though
plumber: wow this is squirting everywhere
girl: do you think you can handle it Mister?
plumber: I think I'm going to have to lay down some...Pipe!
* cue music*I
HAH
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the sex but now my house has flooded and caused $10k in damages.
There really needs to be a vinyl pressing of this.
I would buy it in a heartbeat.
I love how it's just old enough to still have that warm analog sound. All the hissing included.
Believe it or not this was released in 1999 they did a great job replicating that vintage sound
take my money!
+SouthCircinus there is no official vinyl pressing of this album.
Listening to this while playing Battlefield Hardline, its like watching a 70's cop show! XD
I had this playing while playing Wow and it went well together
Sounds like a cross between Beastie Boys and Santana.
Santie Bana
Lol
_”that bassline is funky!”_ *-The Album*
I do believe I was conceived to music like this back in the 70's..
You know you've seen too much porn when you recognise a few of the songs in this playlist *cough*
FeNsTa you must watch some old shit then
but this isnt actually a music from any porn movie, its a modern 70's inspired music lol
@@Zeqweery I wish this was one of those instances where the child comment somehow gets far more likes than the parent comment itself.
@@wilhelmu Dick Dagger's theme was used in a vintage 70s porn flick. Can't remember the title, though.
@@Zeqweery vintage is the best way to go
"Is this Miss X? I'm your daughter's new private tutor"
"Oh I'll show you the way to her room"
"Hey honey, this is your new private tutor, should we show him the way around the house?"
*music starts playing*
"I'm sorry I can't give you a tip Mr. Pizza man..... But I can take yours **Que the Music**
Excellent guitar work.
"Did somebody call for a plumber with a BIG TOOL?"
I love playing this music at work...nobody knows its porn music unless I tell them...its actually good music
Jon - playing this at work with the moaning sounds? You are one gutsy guy .
White zombie, Type O negative, & other rock bands had plenty of moaning in their songs. Depends on where you work if it's a distraction or motivation.
Welcome to 2019, soft smooth 70's Porno music. It took ya long enough, yet here you are, in my recomended videos.
This is honestly better than modern mainstream music.
Thats a quite low bar though
@@lisasimpson3793 are you living in 2016?
Heck, yeah!
growing instant an mustache and thicc chesthair.
Came for the music. Stayed for the comments. 😎
3:09 WHERE IS THAT SCHOOOOOOL?!!? I WANT TO STUDY THERE !!!!
Knock on the door. Woman opens it. Studly dude, loaded down with cable TV gear, flashes a lascivious smirk and says: "I'm Able... with the Cable... I need to get into your box."
I found this song on my recomendations and i'm glad i decided to listen to it
I can imagine a 70's cop overtime sitting in his office and he can't hear the emergency call over the amped up porno riffs.
I suddenly have an overwhelming urge to dress like a pimp.
Thank you for uploading this!
Lol brings back memory’s of the 70s and 80s pornos I found in my
Older brothers room.
this so reminds me of the music played in the early Driver ps1 games, with that jazz funk style. :)
Still better than the crap they play today on radio!
Darn right!
I knew I was gonna have a big smile on my face reading the top rated comments of this video 😁
Bow chika bow bow
Where ma dogs at
featuring Bill "SLIMEBALL" Clinton on the saxophone !
I would kill a man to have this on vinyl!
would you fuck a man tho
+Teemo Tayto That's the real question!
It will be released on vinyl as a special Edition for 2018 Record Store Day (21.04.)
I would prefer an 8-track tape version! it's the '70s after all.
Porn or not, it's got the funk. Gotta love Ron.
"I'm here to unclog your pips and plunge the toilet. Take me to your bedroom."
I can feel my afro and handlebar moustache growing every second I listen to this.
So glad I subscribed to this channel last night while listening to a Dead Kennedys album!
How did I know exactly what this was gonna sound like before playing the vid?
ha my dad came in & was like: where did you get those? ohhhh it's only the music okaayyy
well thanks for the nightmares dad
This one goes straight to my coomer playlist.
-Hello lady im the pool cleaning guy.
-But I live in a third floor, I dont even have a pool
*Stars f**king
At work jamming this …. Everyone looking at me
*_The ladies call me "Papa John"... because I have that extra large sausage, and I deliver._*
If it weren't for the title, I would have thought this was the soundtrack of a blaxploitation film.
Or a Bruce Lee movie, has some serious Enter the Dragon vibes
Or the average 70s rough and tough cop movie.
Hi, I'm from the electricity company. They told me you have a problem with a faulty socket.
I'm so glad you came. I was taking a shower and accidentally got my towel stuck in the door as I went out to get my newspaper and now my door wont open.
"You know, my husband is in a business trip and I'm feeling very lonely..."
This is perfect to play for the phone Scammers .
This album was the soundtrack to my wedding, great times, great memories. Needed a mop & bucket to clean the dance floor afterwards though.
12:08 love this stoner/Sabbath sound
F.
I think this is from a Clutch album.
“Hey fellas, the fuzz is here! Let’s make tracks and leave those jive turkeys in the dust!”
Someone here order a pizza with extra sausage? *follow by the next song **27:12*
no that is not a pizza ordering scene that is 2 "detectives" that bring in the only witness ( DD's) for "questioning"
**heavily breathes**
**clears throat**
*_spiderpussy._*
I'm so grateful for this to come into my life.
If I had to listen fifteen times, I'd do it all over again.
70s = even porn has best music
This will come in handy for my next tinder date.
Srsly I will lose all my faith in humanity when we won't go with our time machine as first location to the 70s
I don't know. 6969 is a solid candidate
+Jean Kirschtein 1977 is the 6969 of the future man.
the fuzz bass of this album is top tier
How do I have a coke high right now when I don't do drugs? This album is making my sinuses hurt
***** If you dont do drugs, how do you know what a coke-high is, dude?
MPHswayze if you have ever drank coffee, or taken any prescriptions, or asprin, or cough medicine, you have done drugs. In fact, many drugs prescribed by doctors are more harmful than acid, weed, shrooms, and cocaine combined.
How come even 70 s porn music is better than today's crap???
Because today we have shit music
Even disco was better than today's crap!
This is pure soul
Listening to this gives you hair in your chest.
Music for the hardest working man in show biz.
Playing this over the sex scenes of visual novels versus the same damn song they play over and over makes them so much better.
The album that gave us BOW CHICKA WOW WOW!
Right on!!!
Nobody:
The guy that’s interviewing me for a job: so it says here that you have history of being a mailman, handyman, plumber, pizza delivery guy, and a stepson
Alter...das ist WIRKLICH gute Musik! Thanx for sharing.
Ive just watched this in full with my 2 friends, absolutely baked, and we ate all the chocolate in my room. Life is good.
I am sitting alone on the train listening to this hahaha... Little do they know
happy valentine's everyone :)
Roommates banging when I am a bitter and lonely old man? Horrible. Laughter and tears as I blast this music during their love makin' sessions? Heartwarming. Free Love! Free Willy!
Just playing it in the background while working.
Still love the line in
the Big Lebowski...
"He fixes the cable"
Watch that amazing movie.
At least twice a year
Winter and summer !!!
Love it lol
I won't watch that movie if it has any coitus in it, does it have coitus?
LOL....uploaded by Hank Hill. Of all people....
Lol he’s the Mac daddy of heimlich county
This is genuinely my favorite album now
My brother is a physiotherapist, and since I'm in the other room, hearing one of his patients moan so loud and suggestive, I'm letting the groovy vibes of love music mix with her erotic agony sounds and its hilarious!