QI FUNNIEST Rounds, 1 Hour Of CLASSIC QI!
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- FUNNIEST QI Rounds, 1 Hour Of CLASSIC QI! Featuring Stephen Fry, Sandi Toksvig, David Mitchell, Sean Lock, Jeremy Clarkson and many more! Comment your favourite clip down below!
0:00 - Which popular game involves all the players jumping into a lake of fiery sulfer?
5:29 - When did slavery become a criminal offence in the UK?
8:28 - Why are so many great men short?
12:54 - Why will you never eat my noodles?
17:26 - What word would be the the opposite of ineffable?
21:16 - Don't use the letter N!
25:27 - What were chainsaws original used for?
30:12 - Which war killed the most British soldiers?
32:25 - Alan don't you not want some points or not?
35:42 - What happened to the fireman's pole?
40:52 - What kind of animal can you eat without killing it?
44:18 - What is the mysterious thing you do in bed?
48:13 - Would you believe if they put a man on the moon?
52:30 - Why did it take 300 years to name the giant tortoise?
#qi #funny #versus
"We are in trouble as a species if people refuse to believe in things they couldn't do themselves " Brilliantly put.
Like when your parents say there's no racism in this country, that we're the least racist people and you look at them like, what the actual fuck?
@@DrJamesFeelgood If they're talking about the usa then it's true. have you ever been to saudi or india? XD
@@DrJamesFeelgood say there's no racism in this country, that we're the least racist people
Spoken like a total ignoramus trying to push a point.
NO ONE says there "is no racism". They SAY that it's not the factor that the victimhood zealots claim it is. There's a distinction there which is not even subtle. It's kind of like having NO brain and having what you have, which, granted, is not much, but yes, there is something in there...
"We are in trouble as a species if people refuse to believe in things they couldn't do themselves " Brilliantly put.
@@jargonizationsIndia is replete with racism they just call it religion
Stephen and Sandi. You really can't pick better hosts. Both of them are absolutely amazing.
Except for Sandy. She's r3t4rded and not funny.
Yes. But where's Sandi gone? INFO PLEASE.
@@Deb.-. l tend to agree. But let fairness prevail: the other person had no hand in the creation of the series, and tried to adapt it, with what unfortunate results we know.
To continue, Stephen was young when John Lloyd and he founded the series, S. Toksvig something older and less imaginative when she
attempted to continue it. These are just two points in mitigation of Toksvig's poor show (ha!-accidental) and others exist, but the truth remains: no-one could have replaced
Stephen.
@@Deb.-.
Same. She's insufferable.
Shame about the humour vacuum known as Alan Davies.
God, I miss Sean Lock.
Stephen and Sandi having a discussion about straight sex will always be hilarious.
Do remember Sandi has a son. But I agree, still hilarious.
@@KevinAdams26 fair point, except you don't need to have sex to get pregnant.
@@danielsaunders2878 Fairer point to you. I had assumed she had her children naturally and came out as a lesbian after. But nope!
From Wiki: Toksvig is the mother of two daughters and a son, born in 1988, 1990 and 1994 respectively. The children were carried by her partner, Peta Stewart, and were conceived through artificial insemination by donor Christopher Lloyd-Pack, younger brother of the actor Roger Lloyd-Pack.
@@danielsaunders2878 I hope they're not suggesting incest..
Anyone else notice that Fry dresses like a Batman villain?
He's no Jordan Peterson, who both dresses and acts like a batman villain, the filthy fascist scumbag
No, just you.
@@jamesm9995 mate, he dresses exactly like a comic book villain you blind fool
😂 Well to be fair to the Villains in Batman. They are all very well dressed. Most dapper of foes.
May be it’s the other way around 🤔
I sure miss Sean. What a great wit.
21:02 this joke made me sit, bolt upright, to laugh whole-heartedly and proper.
Can't help but feel Sean is one of those comics Stephen truelly admired
Sean was brilliant and totally one of a kind. He is such a sad loss.
The comedians comedian! 😅 14:17
it's also clear he adores Sandi.
RIP Stephen
@@jeremylarson6267Stephan is still alive. Sean died
That guy Sean Lock, OMG what a super quick witt he had such a tragic loss, RIP Sean
Well, there's another one. The Giant Tortoises segment has been repeated so many times on Q.I. because it's so delicious. Most Q.I. viewers can recite the segment forwards and backwards whilst drinking turtle soup. lol
First time i had seen it, better than Carrot in a box
Guvr❤r
Hbhbhibibyibir❤r
First time seeing it for me too. Had to stop multiple times to catch my wits.
"There's no latin name for maltesers"
Has there ever been a smoother transition of a tv host? It’s like fate.
No kid, in the entire history of TV there is no way there has ever been a smoother transition of hosts with the millions of panel shows around the world
there is only one QI host. fight me.
“If I ever talk to him again, he was going to be sick in my eyes”. Savage!! Love it ❤
Sean and David are absolutely brilliant and hilarious!
This video just cheered me up after a pretty pants day. I haven't laughed so much for ages.
The day was bad? Or did you wear pretty pants?
He's got pretty pants on today - he's totally effable.
32:25 Alan and Victoria were both later made to do a multiple negative task on Taskmaster. Only one of them got it right, even though they were both on that episode of QI years ago.
One of my favorite shows ever! I rewatch old Steven episodes every year..it never gets old. ❤ Thanks for this fab vid ❤
I swear to you I know it’s Stephen and my phone went and changed the spelling on me???
I can imagine that tortoise walking around for 155 years shouting 'Mum?...Mum?...Dad?...Nigel?'
😂😂😂I’m so glad there’s other people who think exactly like me out in CZcams land.
Gavin! Where are you Gavin? Have you seen my friend, Gavin?
I love David Mitchell's younger look. 9.33.
QI speedrun. Love to see it.
Wow! A funniest QI moments compilation without the Acropolis where the Parthenon is clip. I can't believe it. 😂
Agreed
It wasn't that funny. It was laboured and boring
I have gotten a habit of watching these, as I tend to get both humor and a bit of knowledge from each. Informative stuff, quite interesting, and throw in the normal large dash of comedy. Fun to watch...And, this, believe it or not, is an "American" talking!
I knew that as soon as you used the word “gotten” and verified it with your spelling of humour, Dwane! Actually usage of gotten died out in general usage here around the 1500’s and it’s rather nice it has perpetuated in US use I think, the word “got” being somewhat harsh sounding. As for dropping the “o” in humour and suchlike, it seems you have Noah Webster and a few others to thank for that but perhaps we Britons will drop it too in time.
So pleased you’re enjoying a British television programme! Thank you for Frasier and Cheers!
@@paulhough5941 It all depends on what area, and/pr jargon you were raised speaking. "Gotten" is still very much used where I come from. It falls more in line with "country talk". As far as the word "humor", the spelling is just fine, just as is "humour". Both are correct, as you know. The spelling of it as "humor" falls mainly in line with American English, while Europeans usually use the "humour" version. There are many such words. The funny thing is; I get a bit of a kick when a "European" tries to "correct" me, tell me it's wrong, when it isn't, or act as if I am far behind the times. I find it humOrous. While, at that same time, we think THEY are the ones that are wrong. I am speaking in general, and not about you. I can see you "get it".
As a Dane watching, I was puzzled when she started speaking Danish...! Never heard of her before. Learning about her now, I remember seeing her father on Danish TV when I was a child (Claus Toksvig).
She's unfortunately a brainwashed and r3t4rded feminist, so nothing to be proud of.
Its the only way she would ever get on the telly
17:15 "Vanished like a fart in the Sahara" would be the Finnish equivalent.
67% of schoolchildren haven’t heard of Oliver Cromwell…??
I can understand them not knowing all the ‘ins and outs’ of the man, but to have not even heard of him is extraordinary…
what are they being taught in history…??
And that was almost a generation ago. Wonder if it's better or worse today?
@@Butterratbee English history matters, critical race theory & gender ideology, are not.
@@warden1969 I can tell you right now which is more relevant to know the ins and outs of to contribute to common social discourse and make positive change.
Cromwell was something we might cover if you elected to do history (like at A-level) but the whole protestant/catholic thing is too complex a subject for general history. I expect the government didn't think people should debate it due to the Northern Ireland situation. All I remember from history was a lot about migration, agriculture, industrial revolution, diseases and medical discoveries, and slavery = bad.
@@garrick3727 And this is possibly why you got Brexit and people complaining about the Irish ruining it for them. Most of the people in the UK had no idea where their borders were, ie that there was a line through the island of Ireland that was a UK border. How you expect people to vote intelligently when they have no idea of their own history is beyond belief.
I just noticed that this is another show that Rob Bryden attempted to take over in an administrative coup, on air. *lol*
Rob likes attention, he does tons of shows, events and such so he's used to being in the spotlight.
Yes sir Rob Bryden has Napoleon syndrome
Jeremy Hardy's giant thermometers joke is a classic.
Sean and David Mitchell.
Perfection
Missing Sean still 😊
Regarding the crabs, when caught, they only take one claw... they need to let the crab keep one so it can eat and continue to grow new claws.
I hadn't heard of that crab and the claw harvesting until I saw this but I came to that conclusion the next day re the one-claw-at-a-time harvesting.
bridens fire facts is still the best thing ever on qi
If there's anything that brings joy to my day is to watch Sean almost brake character because of the amount of sillyness of his own joke 😂 0:56
Vague recollection of a landlady of a B&B shouting up the stairs, 'Ain't you not coming down for no breakfast?'
shivers at the chain saw bit.. now I feel really bad for Dara Obriains mother lol
They couldnt have chosen better having sandy take over, but i do miss stephen. Did he ever come back as a guest on Sandy's show
The great UK cookoff?
The funniest thing I heard as a kid, was my best friend’s dad describing a lady from church’s voice. He said That woman has a voice on her like a fart in a cracked jerry.😂😂😂
thank you for uploading this ever since Stephen left the program and appears a pull all of the old clips of him that everyone had on the channels of the previous shows the very hard to find and I appreciate Stephen very much.
Many of Stephen’s series are on Prime!
Halloween display & giant skeletons vandalized in Cardiff
'Explosif! Just reading'... brilliant!😂
QI, television at its absolute best.
14:15 According to the late, great Douglas Adams "The other Shaltinacks Dupelberry shrub is always a more mauvey shade of pinky russet."
About the stone crabs. Australian aborigines in the northern territory routinely harvest the one dominant claw from mud crabs and leave them to grow another and next year harvest the old, now dominant claw.
Regarding the naming of the giant tortoise, it makes me think of something my boyfriend always tells: if we were ever to find alien life, 100% guaranteed we would eat it. To find out what it tastes like. And I am sure the answer would be "chicken".
This was SO funny. The tortoise bit was the best!!😂
@11:34
It was said of George Washington that, as he was always the tallest man in the room, he was bound to lead something. It was said in a telly series (John Adams), but I reckon it says a lot about those that those us of average height call The Tall.
PS Sean Lock was bloody brilliant, wasnt he?
‘Explosif!!! .. just reading.’ Alan is just so great
Contronyms might be the coolest things I have ever heard of
I absolutely love Rob talking about smoke and fires 😂 one of my favourite QI moments 39:40
These are brilliant
Rob Brydon: “Smoke doesn’t burn you”……ahem excuse me?
sure it does. smoke from a fire is hot, because its from a fire. If you inhale hot smoke it can burn your lungs. It can burn your eyes.
The orphan negative bit is deleriously funny. I could feel Sara's awe at realizing something new. 17:28
Sara's trouser line was very good.
"Yescent"
"It is the opposite... of a gram."
Alan was on fire in that segment
You know what I love about Eddie? Everyone else is trying to find the punchline and he's trying to figure out how to help people still indentured in his head.
God save the Queen. You marvelous, lipstick loving bastard.
An edit: I was just googling and *Suzy Izzard is a magnificent, lipstick loving bastard. Keep beating it up, miss.
54:46 It's the Chris Farley bit with the eagle eggs in Almost Heroes, but in real life!
What happend to the fire mans pole. He tiled my bathroom. 🤣😂🤣
The insurance company plaques on houses is, or should be here in rural Tennessee. The next county over, from where I live, in rural Tennessee, they separated the fire dept. taxes from the county taxes, so if there's a fire and they send firemen to your burning house, if you didn't pay the fire tax, but your neighbor did, they'll watch yours burn and protect your neighbor's house. It happened a year or two before I moved down here in 2016. There are a lot of mobile homes around here and the fire dept. would never reach them in time to save them anyways.
Just discovering this show and it's hilarious 😂
You have a lot to catch up on!
32:35 Interesting. This was before Alan and Victoria were on Taskmaster. One certainly retained the information better than the other.
The stripey honk-shoo pajamas have never suited a man more than Alan Davies. Those might be his actual sleepwear
Tree Surgeons have a chainsaw chain with long ropes and use that same sawing action, for difficult, encumbered branches.
41:00 my boi Rich is wearing a Conan O'Brien shirt 👕
"your impression of someone on drugs is of someone who's never taken them." Damn... She crushed him.
EDIT: I had to stop the giant tortoise segment multiple times to catch my breath from laughter.
Which is odd because there is not a chance in hell that Jimmy Carr has not done a heap of Cocaine at the least. Maybe he has never smoked weed? Seems unlikely.
2:49 that face -loool
The "conspiracy" of a moon landing being faked... with all the "evidence" proven right here is so beautiful.
I love this show, the panel has a relaxation while "on the job" regardless what it is comprised of that episode. They connect and work together making every clip "laugh out loud" funny...
That giant tortoise saga... they played off each other 😂😂
Thank you
RIP Sean 😢
Good show
"Double negatives are to do with maths"
God damn Algebra
"0-1" that really got me laughing
I loved Stephen in "Bones" and Gyles anecdotes.
Napoleon was lauded as short because he was always surrounded by his Garde Impériale for whom the minumum height was was 5'10"
lauded as short?
I've heard that the French measurements were a little longer than the English ones at the time hence the discrepancy.
He was the same height as Tom Cruise.
Re Ouija, wiki says: The name was given from a word spelled out on the board when medium Helen Peters Nosworthy asked the board to name itself. When asked what the word meant, it responded "Good Luck."
"Good Luck" in which language? Perhaps it was Ouija Board language.
Fry and Toksvig are both like affable teachers that you enjoy annoying or horrifying every so often.
Hot Take - Sandi surpasses Fry in every way
The type of teachers that you could get to go off on a rant about something completely unrelated to the class, but you'd learn something that would stick with you forever.
@@Foul_Quince Don't know about "every way" but as time goes on I find myself preferring her over Stephen.
@@Foul_Quince She's certainly proved the dummies who whined about her only getting the job because of PoLiTiCaL CoRrEcTnEsS wrong.
she ruined the all thing.
Cheers from the Pacific West Coast of Canada.
Just because a person is terrible doesn’t men people shouldn’t know who they are. In fact they should absolutely know.
I wish I could try turtle now, just to see what it was like… RIP turtles, and RIP Sean..❤
No disrespect to Sandi but people may not recognise how brilliant Stephen Fry was on QI
that statement makes no sense.
Oh, they REALISE just splendidly.
Not even close to true
I'm Canadian and "shagging the dog" is the most common way to say "doing nothing".
You're kidding
@jennifertselentis4755 No, it's in common usage. I've never thought about it before, everyone just says it when they're doing nothing.
It is like the grown-ups were embarrassed to be fighting in front of the kid.
I was amazed to learn that the symphysiotomy procedure was routinely used in the UK, especially in Ireland, up until 1980s and is occasionally still used today if there is no safe alternative....😩
With a bit of luck they used anaesthetics.
@@kiwitrainguy Of course but it takes up to 8 months to heal not to mention the burst bladders responsible for the high death rate of these new mothers. Barbaric but then most medical procedures were at some time, all in the name of progress....
Davids wearing his Special dressing gown i see
It’s just a dressing gown!
There's only the one David. Try using the apostrophe in the contraction of David is (David's) so it isn't the plural!
RIP Sean Lock and Jeremy Hardy. The fact that Jeremy Clarkson is still around demonstrates that there is no god.
Clarkson is great. so were the other two.
Poor old Rob trying to get those last wisps of hair to cover that cul de sac on his melon. He should just accept the baldness and go with it.
I miss Stephen as host, ngl. Would be great if he came back for season Z
I dont miss him that much.
I really miss him too but I catch up with these videos.
I do think they are both great,and give something special to the show.😊❤
Short guys are like tripods 😂
Damn that tortoise story nearly killed me.
Did they not know that most crustaceans regrow their claws?😅
"Half the Irish population were decimated by Cromwell"… that’s not how decimation works, Stephen.
Maybe there were five separate decimations...
Just means a 5% total destruction if half were decimated.
@@avengemybreath3084 yes, that's a quintimation.
No, my maths is wrong. Say there were a million Irish people If OC decimated them in the first instance, that leaves a population of 900000. The second decimation would leave 810000. Pass three and you're down to 721000. Four leaves 648000 and the fifth 584010. So five successive decimations wouldn't kill 50% of your initial population.
Don't be so pedantic
Soon as Fry goes, so do I....
You will miss some good fun, open your mind,they are both great in there own way.❤❤❤❤
Allways find it funny how Giles brandreth seems to forget he's on a comedy show and treats it like he's on fucking mastermind everytime
But that's what's funny about him, and it's not like he doesn't know it. It's like having Brian Blessed and not expecting him to be loud.
@garrick3727 He does have a nice line in an amusing anecdote but he could dial it back occasionally. He's at risk of becoming tedious.
'On the medieval roundabout' is a fantastic name for a band
"you were filming an episode of Bones" :D I remember., some of that :D
The inventor of the Ouija board game has a board carved on his headstone.
Toksvig killed me
I don't understand how the Ouija sales dropped in 1972 and the Exorcist didn't premiere until 1973.
So, its sophomore year. We're all high on pot, or maybe not, doesnt matter, about 8 of us in a dark dorm room, with 4 of us sitting around a piece of paper, that had a to z, and 0 to 9, written down, and a coin in the centre. One of the guys asked a question, and it didnt work, the other guy asked a question and apparently the coin moved on its own but the answer was wrong, then another guy gave it a go, and the coin moved apparently on its own again and gave him the right answer. Finally when it was my turn, I kind of felt it was rigged and that one of them was moving it around, so i lay flat on my belly with my head tilted sideways facing the paper and eyeing the coin, and went ahead and asked a question, the answer to which no one in the room but I knew, and to my utter shock, our fingers hovered over the coin as it gently traversed across the paper mapping out the right answer. Cant believe it, right? Neither could we. But, the most fascinating thing is I had the same explanation that Stephen said the originators did, that it was a way through which one themselves communicates the information through some extra dimension, and that the force was strong with me and one of my mates.
Shagging the dog, ha ha we called it screwing the pooch or in mixed company we called it poking the pooch.
Memory, Stephen. You have a good memory. That's it.
Shagging the dog is gold, in the south pacific we say fucking spiders. Not here to fuck spiders
I am learning Korean, and I just learned the phrase, 울다가 웃으면 엉덩이에 털난다. (uldaga us-eumyeon eongdeong-i-e teollanda) It means, if you cry and laugh, you get hair on your butt.
who ya gunna call? ghost boxing!
17:16 What a coincidence, in Finland we say "disappeared like a fart into Sahara."
*_Gazing at the Bourne Identity_* - Oh, please stop! Oh, thanks. 😎
We say shag it in Newfoundland. Katherine is from Sarnia. You might want to explore outside of Ontario once in a while. And it's spelled "Wales".
Sometime I'm wonder if I Login in to another world when I sleep.