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- čas přidán 11. 11. 2022
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FELLAS. We all know steam, the best platform to purchase new and exciting video games like Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (COD mw2), Sonic Frontiers, or God of War. However, did you know that while its the best place to buy new games, its also the WORST place to find out if those games are good? These funny steam reviews may be hilarious, but god are they terrible at describing the actual game. Today, I took my friends WildSpartanz/Spatnz, Yakkocmn (of I Beat Every 3D Sonic Game in a Week fame), and Stryxo, the three biggest gamers I knew, and forced them to guess which game steam reviews are for. This led to a lot of funny moments with a lot of steam games to guess like Lego Star Wars, Slime Rancher, Cyberpunk 2077, Warframe, CSGO, and more. I hope you enjoy!
moby balls.
i love dead by daylight i have 97 mental illnesses and im banned from most public spaces
Me also putting in over 1k hours in dbd to find out I hate the game
@@twofacecomix that's too real dude. FO76 too.
@@HeartlessKairi42 used to stream it every night 😭😭😭
@@twofacecomix wait... it took 1k hours to realise that? You sir have a higher tolerance for pain than I
@@Jakecos it all came together when I realized that I (as huntress) was chasing someone around a large rock
These videos are funnier then the reviews themselves, also please add sex to these videos.
*ahem* MAKIN THAN MACARO-
Bizly is already in like half of them, dude
as a destiny player with ungodly an amount of hours, the 3/5 roll gave the destiny one away
So much suffering and so many hours of my life haha
I don't even play destiny I knew it was destiny.
it was the only one that made sense since warframe doesnt have weapon rolls and neither does osrs afaik
yeah it wouldve been 3/5 riven if it was warframe
“ I don’t respect warframe players”
Good, we don’t deserve it 😂
Why?
@@user-ut5fp6gp2p be honest, you know why
@@user-ut5fp6gp2p You know damn well why
Real( I have 2k hours)
"if you play DBD go check yourself for mental illness" i do in fact have anxiety, adhd, and depression
Most mentally stable DBD player
“Game journalists” need to learn from these reviews
I love DBD, the voices tell me it’s good
Ong, Whispers irl
I have played an unhealthy amount of Dead by Daylight, have spent way too much money on it, and I still keep playing despite having mostly bad moments while playing.
It's about the thrill of the hunt
Stryxo is so real for thinking ULTRAKILL for first
if it was ultrakill it probably would have specified robot sex
@@SoupDoesStuff GAY robot sex
Fr that was my instant assumption.
@@SoupDoesStuff nah, it wouldve specified gay sex
ultrakill reviews are filled with the "please add sex" reviews, i am pleased to be one of the horde
Since being patched, Cyberpunk is fun just to explore and play the side missions
I have like 1000 hours of GTA V, that's over like 6 years, but when these reviews of over that with newer games that really shows the people with less of a life than me
thank you Geek for letting us know the TRUTH
“I’ve played this game for 1k hours and I just now realize I hate it” it wasn’t one of the options but I immediately thought danganronpa
as a steam user gremlin, you slowly lose all forms of communication & your grip on reality, only being able to understand other steam user gremlins
stryxo sounds like an ex-discord mod
I only got the 5th and 6th one wrong. The only of these games I've played is slime rancher, which I thought was the sex one.
I play dead by daylight and I have a mental illness which makes me want to cut my arm off. I think they're connected.
"0/10 Can't sex the Huntress."
took me 4k hours to realize i hated apex legends
i never touched it,still hate it
Tranported to ItsMatlok world
Terrible steam reviews: Come here boy
Me: 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
Edit: thnaks for 500272 likes and reddit sliver!
ay bruh you're welcome any time
wait a minute i think there might be less than 500272 likes
I think Civ 6 is a fantastic game. What do you mean it's been 19 years? I only played 1 turn.... What? God....
The golden standard of Steam reviews are found under Pathologic Classic HD
this video is just brandon getting dunked on for 13 minutes
6:51 “but I’m not bald” man just completely admits to every other statement
Slave Leia was 21 in the bikini
found a chocolate covered brownies recipe in the ultrakill reviews
Please have a collat with locus again!
lego is a game that every thing connect whit every thing, but humans cant connect whit other human
Im just waiting for this Channel to blow up
9:11
well, there is that one mod...
if the fellahs make a mistake its a fellahcy
Does the banner say "ninjaatwar21"?? I can't figure it out
ninjaofwar24
Where did the image in the top left corner come from it’s not in the previous video?
I hate Apex legends i have social anxiety never leave my moms house and hate the ranked grind 10/10
i thought that destiny 2 review was mine at first
yo these video ideas are sick maybe guess the youtuber from the mean tweet or something?
Hey ItsMatlok, love your content
i too, have also played content
bizly would've won
9:05 I SAW THIS REVIEW
As a long time destiny player this is kinda fax, still gonna keep playing tho
ayo you got stryxo damn!
nice!
Hey im a warframe player wtf
6/7 Closest I've been to a perfect score in any of these vids
this video is old but a little psa
you cant get rolls on weapons in warframe you mod them
I play DBD because I like causing pain
Only thing about lost ark is pay to win
But it doesn’t really matter if you’re just playing for fun
martin i love you 🐐
fun fact i stole my name from half life alyx
Does the beard say “ninjaofwar24”?
I guessed 2/7
L wildspartans
LETS GOO SUB 20SECONDS
I got the Detroit one right and the reason why is because rust is Ohio and pubg is Detroit
i gaymer
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