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  • @sabster79
    @sabster79 Před 7 lety +3829

    Hudson: "Hey Vasquez. Have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
    Vasquez: "No. Have you?"

  • @spinodino641
    @spinodino641 Před 7 lety +3589

    Bill Paxton: The only actor who was killed by a Terminator a Predator and an Alien.
    R.I.P Bill Paxton

    • @GrinFlash007
      @GrinFlash007 Před 7 lety +357

      He's Sean Bean of outer space!

    • @dickfillmore2555
      @dickfillmore2555 Před 7 lety +135

      SpinoDino One could argue Lance Henriksen. Killed by Terminator, Predator, and technically an Alien Facehugger caused the ship to crash killing everyone but Ripley ;)

    • @spinodino641
      @spinodino641 Před 7 lety +45

      Dick Fillmore Yeah! You maybe can count that... but it was not by an Alien first hand. But still good point. :-D

    • @StigMurcielago
      @StigMurcielago Před 7 lety +25

      That was Michael Biehn.

    • @houdinimachine4672
      @houdinimachine4672 Před 7 lety +80

      He was also killed by an Agent Coulson.

  • @Paul_Hardy
    @Paul_Hardy Před 5 lety +1317

    The first was the perfect horror sci fi. The sequel was the perfect sci fi action. Both movies were epic.

    • @goldenagenut
      @goldenagenut Před 4 lety +33

      The first was the perfect combo of a scifi film and a horror film, the second was the perfect blend of a scifi film and an action film.

    • @MESRogerStudios
      @MESRogerStudios Před 4 lety +40

      Its literally like Terminator. Horror movie then action sequel then crappy sequels after the second one

    • @ninjawhippetproductions7411
      @ninjawhippetproductions7411 Před 4 lety +9

      @@MESRogerStudios Begs the question of can a great sequel be made by shifting it into another genre? And if so, which one?

    • @properduction2586
      @properduction2586 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ninjawhippetproductions7411
      You wanna see a sequel which is the same genre but still better than the first one ?
      Watch the first two '' How to train your dragon '' movies...Okay i know this is a random example but its the best one i could give...

    • @frederickschneider3165
      @frederickschneider3165 Před 3 lety +5

      @@properduction2586 Godfather

  • @astrious9161
    @astrious9161 Před 7 lety +1162

    "Not that brave, not that in shape, poor discipline and just a little bit creepy sometimes." Everyone who has served/is serving is thinking to themselves "Yup, sounds about right."

    • @victorh5513
      @victorh5513 Před 6 lety +67

      Stephen Tito LOL! OMG so true!! Happy Veterans Day LOL

    • @jasonjohnson6938
      @jasonjohnson6938 Před 5 lety +21

      XD yeaaaahhhhhhh....

    • @slckb0y65
      @slckb0y65 Před 5 lety +25

      bwahahaha, thought the exact same thing right when he said that ;)

    • @GinodiFonzo
      @GinodiFonzo Před 4 lety +18

      Not only that, but who are they serving? Hint: Who were the marines serving in this movie?

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf Před 4 lety +7

      @@GinodiFonzo The marines serves the space corp.. Which in this context is short for corporation.

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 Před 7 lety +3753

    Ripley is STILL the most believably badass female character in cinema.

    • @josephperry3700
      @josephperry3700 Před 7 lety +161

      Masterxl MVs I challenge any Hollywood writer to make a better female lead. Best female action star ever.

    • @TheRixtah1
      @TheRixtah1 Před 7 lety +66

      The only other female lead made believably badass I can think of is Mattie Ross from True Grit.

    • @ToddBradley404
      @ToddBradley404 Před 7 lety +316

      With Sarah Connor from T2 following in close second

    • @BikinFilmYok
      @BikinFilmYok Před 7 lety +113

      Agreed, her character development from Alien and even to Alien 3 was perfectly structured. She's as believable as they come. She kicked Sarah Connor's ass (though, Sarah wasn't bad at all).

    • @n00n50
      @n00n50 Před 7 lety +12

      @Hazardous Bill was going to say the exact same thing. god I loved that kid. such a great character.

  • @Yeah_Whocares
    @Yeah_Whocares Před 7 lety +691

    Aliens: The movie that proved that Hollywood could make a good sequel. Terminator 2... The movie that proved that Aliens being a good sequel wasn't a fluke.

    • @Yeah_Whocares
      @Yeah_Whocares Před 7 lety +13

      Yogurt: The shit I am regretting I ate while I write this on the toilet. . .

    • @231mac
      @231mac Před 7 lety +26

      Don't forget about Evil Dead II

    • @benabramowitz18
      @benabramowitz18 Před 7 lety +15

      And in both franchises, the first two movies are drastically different in genre and tone! Why can't more modern movie franchises do this?

    • @giorgiolarriva4814
      @giorgiolarriva4814 Před 7 lety +15

      U do know James Cameron directed both those sequels

    • @luckydominguez2654
      @luckydominguez2654 Před 7 lety +21

      James Cameron... the only reason why that works.

  • @DarknessIsThePath
    @DarknessIsThePath Před 6 lety +684

    While Aliens was also action oriented, it is the only movie and sequel that still has the same horror and tension atmosphere as the first one despite that, this movie is just pure genius

    • @samsignorelli
      @samsignorelli Před 5 lety +20

      While I agree...I'd add T2 to that list.

    • @kennethturner8290
      @kennethturner8290 Před 4 lety +10

      I didn't even realize they both have the same ending. That was funny.

    • @edwardjames6023
      @edwardjames6023 Před 4 lety

      @Bgsleo ok.

    • @crossange
      @crossange Před 4 lety +1

      Besides T2, I'd add Halloween II to that list.

    • @jonathanw1019
      @jonathanw1019 Před 4 lety +6

      Aliens is a fun rollercoaster action movie that has little to nothing of the atmosphere, horror and tension of Alien. The first is far scarier, gorier, slower and creepier.

  • @deusexaethera
    @deusexaethera Před 4 lety +450

    Let's be honest: The entire Aliens storyline is a case-study in what happens when everyone knows the best way to handle a situation but decides to do something else anyway.

    • @herbderbler1585
      @herbderbler1585 Před 4 lety +23

      That seems to be the plan in a lot of horror films.

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 Před 4 lety +32

      wow, 6 months into 2020 and it's no longer fiction

    • @jeric_synergy8581
      @jeric_synergy8581 Před 4 lety +8

      @@matheussanthiago9685 I was waiting for that comment.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn Před 3 lety +3

      AKA reality.

    • @64blip
      @64blip Před 2 lety +10

      A case study in what happens when a woman knows the best way to handle a situation but everybody in charge is a man. Note: this film was made in 1986 before women achieved equality. Anyone got an exact date for that societal milestone btw?

  • @tannermatthews519
    @tannermatthews519 Před 7 lety +114

    "A sex toy factory made out of scorpions" I have never heard a better description of this franchise

    • @TotalRookie_LV
      @TotalRookie_LV Před 7 lety +4

      Yeah, a brilliant phrase! 8D Besides, Giger's initial sketches for the original Alien were so explicitly sexual (wll, not so much as being sexy, as toying with the idea of rape), they had to downplay that theme, so there actually is or at least was some of that.

  • @JoeSelf1982
    @JoeSelf1982 Před 7 lety +636

    RIP, Hicks.
    'I'm Hicks. He's Hudson.'
    RIP, Hudson.

  • @rienjen
    @rienjen Před 3 lety +96

    Ripley and Sarah Connor. My childhood heroes. And both cried in their movies. That's how you make an awesome character--if they need to cry, let them cry! It doesn't take away from the badasses they are!

    • @rapperbest131
      @rapperbest131 Před 2 lety +1

      JC loves his women, strong.

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 Před rokem

      Ripley = Sci-Fi Horror Movie Jill Valentine.
      Sarah Connor = Sci-Fi Action Movie Claire Redfield.

    • @dawnburris6412
      @dawnburris6412 Před rokem +2

      And they both got screen time with Michael Biehn!! ❤ My first crush! ❤ I wanted to save the world with him! 🔥

    • @psyberdelicxp6042
      @psyberdelicxp6042 Před rokem

      I added Emperator Furiosa to s. Conor and Ripley

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Před měsícem

      True, but to be fair only in Hollywood action films badasses don't cry, in all other good films (both hollywood and european), characters behave like real people do.

  • @suis1822
    @suis1822 Před 6 lety +1665

    For me honestly the Alien franchise ended with Aliens and I just like to pretend that Ripley made it back safe with Newt and Hicks and 3 and 4 never happened.

    • @sinephase
      @sinephase Před 5 lety +49

      3 was kinda boring but still decent, and 4 was great, wtf is wrong with you? XD

    • @DixieRebel1-8-6-1
      @DixieRebel1-8-6-1 Před 5 lety +39

      I thought I was the only one who thought that!!! Kudos dude.

    • @MegaAshWilliams
      @MegaAshWilliams Před 5 lety +164

      A popular fan theory is that the events of Alien 3 and 4 were Ripley dreaming in Hypersleep. Makes sense if you think about it. We see her have an unbelievably real nightmare at the beginning of Aliens, and at the end Newt asks 'Can I dream?' to which Ripley replies 'All the way home'.

    • @defdaz
      @defdaz Před 5 lety +74

      Hell yes. Killing Newt and Hicks off for the travesty that was Alien 3 was probably the worst decision in history. They should have gone back to Earth in Aliens 2, having missed an Alien that had clung to the Queen. It then wrecked havoc on the station where Ripley recovered and they have to try and stop it escaping down to the Earth (and they fail to do so, allowing for Aliens 3). Would have been SO MUCH BETTER.

    • @azimuth361
      @azimuth361 Před 5 lety +18

      The director's cut of 3 isn't bad.

  • @ToatsThe1st
    @ToatsThe1st Před 7 lety +1333

    Do "The Thing" from 1982!

    • @Griefed_
      @Griefed_ Před 7 lety +30

      Or the one from 1951. Having said that, why not both? :D

    • @jesseward4115
      @jesseward4115 Před 7 lety +38

      How about all three versions? 51, 82, and 11.

    • @doom7ish
      @doom7ish Před 7 lety +1

      Jesse Ward all of them

    • @elijahgold9806
      @elijahgold9806 Před 7 lety +13

      Or 'Do The Right Thing' from 1989.

    • @fox6789
      @fox6789 Před 7 lety

      Toats The First yes I would love to see it

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 Před 7 lety +243

    "The most badass moment in scifi history."
    Got that part right. That quote brought down the house in the first showing.

    • @shaunwhelan17
      @shaunwhelan17 Před 4 lety +22

      Saw it in the movie theater. People got up and starting cheering. It was great

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 Před 4 lety +5

      @@shaunwhelan17 Nice.

    • @jnordne2
      @jnordne2 Před 4 lety +14

      I would have loved to see this in the theater

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 Před 4 lety +2

      @@jnordne2 Same.

    • @goldenagenut
      @goldenagenut Před 4 lety +5

      You're not kidding, I remember the theater exploding when she delivered that line - " YEAH!!! "

  • @JoeVincentPresents
    @JoeVincentPresents Před 7 lety +379

    Such a great movie

    • @coooookie
      @coooookie Před 2 lety

      boom! perfect timing

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 Před rokem +1

      Same goes for Terminator 2.

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 Před rokem +1

      Aliens vs T2
      That'd be a tough choice
      Probably Aliens but it's close. Bigger cast so not really fair

    • @im3phirebird81
      @im3phirebird81 Před rokem

      just watched it yesterday... again xD it still manages to create tension despite knowing all the outcomes. I don't know how James Cameron did this, but not many movies manage to do that.

  • @wangwang2211
    @wangwang2211 Před 5 lety +80

    One of the impressive thing about this movie is that it take half the movie, yes half, before any actions happen. And yet it never feel boring. I don't recall any action movies that can do the same.

    • @CrniWuk
      @CrniWuk Před 11 měsíci +9

      The word you're looking for, is tension.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Před měsícem +1

      No action movie has action lasting a whole film though, the plot still needs to go though all stages of development...

    • @wangwang2211
      @wangwang2211 Před měsícem +2

      @@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Yes of course, but most action movie will have an action sequence right at the start, or at most after 1/4 of the runtime.

  • @TheBraunMachine2011
    @TheBraunMachine2011 Před 7 lety +360

    Say: "I am the Ultimate badass, state of the badass art, you do NOT wanna fuck with me!"- In honor of Bill Paxton's passing. (R.I.P.)

    • @erikwilliams1562
      @erikwilliams1562 Před 7 lety +5

      DO IT #HONESTTRAILERS!!!!!

    • @SynthVoice
      @SynthVoice Před 7 lety +2

      YES YES YES YES

    • @rumenigpires
      @rumenigpires Před 7 lety +4

      I didn't knew that... R.I.P.

    • @TeryJones
      @TeryJones Před 7 lety +4

      Check it out, independently targeting particle beam phalanx. VWAP! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phased plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic BALL BREAKERS! We got nukes! We got knives! Sharp sticks!

    • @TheBraunMachine2011
      @TheBraunMachine2011 Před 7 lety +2

      "Knock it off, Hudson!"

  • @Kasino80
    @Kasino80 Před 7 lety +1037

    How can you not mention that Vasques also is the foster mom from T2?

    • @SidneyBroadshead
      @SidneyBroadshead Před 6 lety +34

      The boyfriend was played by Xander Berkeley. He played the foster son at the end of "Mommy Dearest", Jack Bauer's first boss in the first seasons of "24", and Tom Hanks' Harvard roommate in "Volunteers".

    • @HRHooChicken
      @HRHooChicken Před 6 lety +80

      My mind has been blown twice in 3 minutes

    • @derek86ux
      @derek86ux Před 6 lety +20

      She was hot as a Latina. Except for the short hair.

    • @T-1001
      @T-1001 Před 6 lety +10

      She was indeed.

    • @assumptionisthemotherofall2402
      @assumptionisthemotherofall2402 Před 6 lety +43

      And she was the cop blown up on diving board in Lethal Weapon 2

  • @Dr.X-Hoff
    @Dr.X-Hoff Před 6 lety +216

    "Game over man game over" my favorite line "they mostly come at night, mostly" is a close second

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 Před 6 lety +25

      Hudson: 17 days? Hey, I don't mean to rain on your parade but we're not gonna last seventeen hours! Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before! And they're-- they're gonna come in here--
      Ripley: Hudson.
      Hudson: --and they're gonna come in here and-- AND THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!!!
      Ripley: HUDSON! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training. Right?
      Hudson: Why don't you put her in charge?

    • @jwb2814
      @jwb2814 Před 4 lety +2

      Dr.X
      Yes
      at night (pause) mostly
      Shiiiiiit 😱
      That shot of Pax looking back towards Ripley and the girl.
      Beautiful shot

    • @AM-dc7pv
      @AM-dc7pv Před 4 lety +11

      My favorite line:
      "I say we take off and nuke the whole site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

    • @towlie337
      @towlie337 Před 4 lety +8

      I still can't hear "they mostly come out at night, mostly" line and NOT hear cartman saying it.

    • @davidw5993
      @davidw5993 Před 4 lety +2

      @@towlie337 apparently Carrie Henn HATED that line lol

  • @FFcecil1991
    @FFcecil1991 Před 6 lety +413

    "the Marine who literally can't even." LOL!! 😂 So true, but I ❤ Pvt. Hudson.

    • @leeroy2461
      @leeroy2461 Před 6 lety

      FFcecil1991 pax is the one who can’t even

    • @FFcecil1991
      @FFcecil1991 Před 6 lety

      Tom Pope How's that?

    • @leeroy2461
      @leeroy2461 Před 6 lety +1

      FFcecil1991 just a stupid joke, because bill paxton plays Hudson but he gets killed a lot in movies so it’s like he’s the real life marine who can’t even

    • @shaunbarnett2972
      @shaunbarnett2972 Před 5 lety +1

      What does "can't even" mean?

    • @Cidspectr01
      @Cidspectr01 Před 5 lety

      R.I.P. Hudson. 😔💔

  • @ChrisBstation
    @ChrisBstation Před 7 lety +182

    "Yas Kween!" Made me laugh so hard I cried. 😂🤣

    • @screenjunkies
      @screenjunkies  Před 7 lety +69

      Give in to the feels.

    • @mightyswami4991
      @mightyswami4991 Před 7 lety +6

      Screen Junkies Please say: "I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat"

  • @Redeemer115
    @Redeemer115 Před 7 lety +900

    2:34 "together they'll take on the nastiest monster in the galaxy... corporate middle manages"
    "this installation has substantial dollar value attached to it"
    Best part

    • @Steven5812
      @Steven5812 Před 7 lety +28

      Redeemer115 "They can *_BILL_* me!" :$ :)

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 Před 6 lety +10

      Hell, they didn't even use his best line: "Well, it was a bad call, we can see that now, a bad call."

    • @DkSchadow
      @DkSchadow Před 6 lety +17

      I don't know which species is worse.

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 Před 6 lety +15

      I love when Hicks, as senior military officer left (pointed out by Ripley), listens to Burke and then nods, seeming to be in agreement but says "That's what we'll do then. Take off and nuke the place from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." which was exactly RIpleys' suggestion. Reiser's expression...lol!

    • @Aileron90
      @Aileron90 Před 3 lety +3

      Essentially that is the true villain of the story, the company, many people think the creature itself is, but the story is about the evil company trying to turn the alien into a bio weapon, not about the alien itself.....

  • @blondthought5175
    @blondthought5175 Před 4 lety +62

    One of those rare films that just never gets old.

  • @gunsgames9812
    @gunsgames9812 Před 4 lety +41

    "Like a sex toy factory made out of scorpions."
    ...That's gotta be at least...3 different OSHA violations right there.

  • @ParanoidBigfoot
    @ParanoidBigfoot Před 7 lety +665

    Can you do an Honest trailer for The Mummy Trilogy? You know, the one with Brendan Fraiser? You know, since the new Mummy movie is coming out.

    • @TornadoWhirl33
      @TornadoWhirl33 Před 7 lety +25

      Ya know?

    • @BeefBastard
      @BeefBastard Před 7 lety +5

      Fraser*

    • @bjam27
      @bjam27 Před 7 lety +2

      Bwendan Fwazer.

    • @PerKiryu
      @PerKiryu Před 7 lety +3

      Do you understand the new Mummy movie isn't a remake of the 1999 movie, it's barely even a remake. It's a "reimagining" (if you will) of the original 1932 film, while also being the first entry in the "universal monsters cinematic universe". Which I have a feeling will be a failure. You just can't beat the classics.

    • @bluchismoon
      @bluchismoon Před 7 lety

      James Perkins was the other one not a remake of that older one? if they are, then they're all practically coming from the same basic concept for a movie, which makes them, if only peripherally, related.

  • @alphacause
    @alphacause Před 7 lety +531

    Private Vazquez was the original Michelle Rodriguez - a bad ass tomboy Latina sidekick who is completely expendable.

    • @TheGrayMysterious
      @TheGrayMysterious Před 7 lety +27

      there's a part of me ITCHING to bring up the other 2 things that make Vasquez awesome...
      but that'd be hitting the low bar. Instead, I'll talk about how it took 30 years for someone to bitch about Jeanette Goldstein brownfacing herself for the role.
      for one sentence.

    • @nickmattio3397
      @nickmattio3397 Před 7 lety +8

      "Machine gun jumbliez...how did I miss those babies" lol

    • @NinaPaganaMiller
      @NinaPaganaMiller Před 7 lety +6

      Boobs? LOL. Yeah, I'm a woman, I noticed this, and she's my favorite marine character. Tie with Hudson.

    • @goanna83
      @goanna83 Před 7 lety +5

      Drake Santiago totally agree 100% I believe Rodriguez draws inspiration from the Vasquez character

    • @starwarsroo2448
      @starwarsroo2448 Před 7 lety +1

      ブロンディブラック yeah she's from Tel Aviv and was in the IDF as a conscript.

  • @ChesterRico
    @ChesterRico Před 6 lety +62

    "Your dad's first crush"? Thanks for making me feel old...

  • @ken7165
    @ken7165 Před 6 lety +221

    "....before you see the sequel to whatever Prometheus was about..." LMFAO!! 😂😂😂

    • @vubevube
      @vubevube Před 4 lety +5

      Covenant made Prometheus look like a masterpiece in comparison though.

    • @GeneralG1810
      @GeneralG1810 Před 4 lety +6

      @@vubevube LOL now THAT'S saying something both were complete garbage that absolutely ruined the franchise

    • @spacebum
      @spacebum Před 4 lety +3

      vubevube and both of them made Resurrection look Oscar worthy.

  • @SarahC2
    @SarahC2 Před 7 lety +334

    "Your dad's first crush." - damn I'm old. =(

    • @leopold7562
      @leopold7562 Před 7 lety +6

      Yeah, she was pretty much my first crush as well. Possibly with the exception of Michaela Strachan.

    • @vee10pfs
      @vee10pfs Před 7 lety +1

      +leopold So it wasn't just me then and Miss Strachan.

    • @deliquate
      @deliquate Před 7 lety

      My first movie-crush Ornella Muti is now 62. We all got old ^^

    • @leopold7562
      @leopold7562 Před 7 lety

      +vee10 No mate, not just you. Back in the Wacaday, she was a babe!

    • @legitmelonhead8230
      @legitmelonhead8230 Před 7 lety

      Same. My dad's crush was Sofia Loren.

  • @jasonevans4970
    @jasonevans4970 Před 7 lety +682

    Worth it for the "corporate middle managers" line. XD

    • @bumgod75
      @bumgod75 Před 7 lety +10

      Jason Evans I've watched many of these honest trailers and I've never laughed as hard as when he said that line

    • @jasonevans4970
      @jasonevans4970 Před 7 lety +7

      So saith the voice of... bitter... experience.

    • @Osterochse
      @Osterochse Před 7 lety +3

      the fun thing is that absolute no manager on this planet would talk like that: "dollar value" ? the fuck? that word would never appear anywhere in a business or acocunting text book.

    • @jasonevans4970
      @jasonevans4970 Před 7 lety +13

      Of course not, that would imply that managers recognise some other measure of value than monetary.

    • @crucential
      @crucential Před 7 lety +6

      Funny because it's so, so true!

  • @sethraelthebard5459
    @sethraelthebard5459 Před 4 lety +40

    That moment when you realize that the film which influenced so much of modern sci-fi horror...is 40 years old.

  • @autrostic
    @autrostic Před 5 lety +81

    Why don't you put her in charge?! Always my favorite line. R.I.P Bill Paxton

  • @skirmich
    @skirmich Před 7 lety +110

    This movie had amazing dialogue and freaking timeless Quotes....
    This is by far one of the best sequels and Sci-fi movies of all fucking time.

    • @yoshidinono8095
      @yoshidinono8095 Před 4 lety +3

      Empire Strikes Back

    • @mkocel
      @mkocel Před 3 lety +1

      @@yoshidinono8095 BOTH CORRECT, BUT ALSO T2, WRATH OF KHAN, AND TEMPLE OF DOOM.
      That would be my top 5 all tied for first for sci fi sequels (even tho TOD is technically a prequel).

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 Před 3 lety +1

      Aliens, The Empire Strikes Back, The Dark Knight, Terminator 2, The Godfather: Part 2, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, and Spider-Man 2 are usually what pop in my head when I think of sequels that top the original

    • @Eldergodconsultant
      @Eldergodconsultant Před 3 lety +1

      @@Howlingburd19 Also Winter Soldier

  • @Arozura
    @Arozura Před 7 lety +601

    Vasquez is NOT a Latino!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT.THE.

    • @sunnyday9744
      @sunnyday9744 Před 7 lety +1

      faaaak

    • @littlekitty5525
      @littlekitty5525 Před 7 lety +3

      ikr wtf

    • @EGeorgev
      @EGeorgev Před 7 lety +55

      same reaction I had when I learned that Jessica Alba IS a latino :D

    • @bajablast7175
      @bajablast7175 Před 7 lety +29

      Her wikipedia says she is of Brazilian decent so if that's true she would be Latina.

    • @231mac
      @231mac Před 7 lety +14

      Nope, she's Jewish.

  • @phalphalak
    @phalphalak Před 5 lety +123

    The voice refers to Ripley as their "dad's first crush". Little does he know that she's a lesbian's first crush.

    • @phalphalak
      @phalphalak Před 3 lety +4

      @Aquatic Ape Did you just make the "Did you assume my gender" "joke" that reactionary transphobes like to make?

    • @dsbmitchell
      @dsbmitchell Před 2 lety +1

      @Aquatic Ape I'm just here to comment on your name. I can dig it.

  • @IXtn
    @IXtn Před 4 lety +21

    "Corporate middle managers".. as one of them I approve!

  • @kevinhortachata9700
    @kevinhortachata9700 Před 7 lety +244

    how do we not have a trailer for Alien yet?

    • @sureshots98
      @sureshots98 Před 7 lety +24

      Because Aliens is better.

    • @kevinhortachata9700
      @kevinhortachata9700 Před 7 lety +24

      Ryan Anderson bullshit. Aliens is cool but it aint better

    • @Akumetsubg
      @Akumetsubg Před 7 lety +24

      Ryan Anderson, hahahaha, no.

    • @sureshots98
      @sureshots98 Před 7 lety +1

      Than where's your trailer?

    • @kevinhortachata9700
      @kevinhortachata9700 Před 7 lety +14

      Ryan Anderson these trailers tend to highlight faults in movies. how could you make one for Alien?

  • @theshadowjumper6498
    @theshadowjumper6498 Před 7 lety +282

    "Game over man, game over!"

    • @robertjohnson7877
      @robertjohnson7877 Před 5 lety +3

      Riply: "No wait... I found a 1-up in the debris and a power loader upgrade... I'll save that for later."

    • @xaph212
      @xaph212 Před 4 lety

      ''Don't give up, we can still win this ''

    • @bryanbowen2935
      @bryanbowen2935 Před 4 lety

      The Pax-MAN! R.I.P. Bill.

  • @mckinziechapman1622
    @mckinziechapman1622 Před 5 lety +20

    "Game over man, game over!"
    Bill Paxton was great in every single movie that was in. REST IN PEACE, WE MISS YA BILL PAXTON!

  • @Jacktoriousrexrex
    @Jacktoriousrexrex Před 6 lety +12

    This film is a goddamn masterpiece I can never get bored of it no matter how many times I watch it. And I'm constantly introducing new generations to it that love it.

    • @robertwright-fi9fz
      @robertwright-fi9fz Před rokem +1

      Yes is still my favorite movie of all time. They should just call it "Badass" the movie!

  • @viewer3412
    @viewer3412 Před 7 lety +43

    Screen Junkies nailed it with this one. Great job! FUnniest line for me: "Return to the grimy, sweaty Truck Stop bathroom that is the Alien universe."

  • @omerZauber
    @omerZauber Před 7 lety +184

    They mostly come at night... mostly.

  • @TheMikiros
    @TheMikiros Před 6 lety +26

    "YAAAASSSSSS Kween!" yall killt me w/ that one.

  • @anarchyantz1564
    @anarchyantz1564 Před 5 lety +18

    And the most bad-ass moment in sci-fi history. Yup sums it up perfectly.

  • @jordantoms4367
    @jordantoms4367 Před 7 lety +245

    Favourite movie of all time. Let's Rock!

  • @Viltorm
    @Viltorm Před 7 lety +96

    DO TERMINATOR 1 ALREADY!!!

  • @ojay57
    @ojay57 Před 4 lety +18

    "get away from her.." "WHOOOOO!" 😂 "WHAT ARE THOSE!" ☠️⚰️

  • @smittyvanjagermanjenson182
    @smittyvanjagermanjenson182 Před 5 lety +33

    "And Bill Paxtons "Hudson", the Marine who literally cant even!" I'm dead lmao

  • @Abetterlife88
    @Abetterlife88 Před 7 lety +18

    Aliens is by far my favorite alien movie. I've watched it more times than I can count. RIP Bill.

  • @bobhutchinson3638
    @bobhutchinson3638 Před 7 lety +242

    Please do "Blade Runner"

  • @Bandit69ply
    @Bandit69ply Před 5 lety +22

    Nastiest monster in the galaxy. Corporate middle managers. I love it. Soooo true! Lmao

  • @heavenluvsrain
    @heavenluvsrain Před 4 lety +20

    I have a good title: “Ripley’s Believe It or Not”!!!! Ahahaha!!!

  • @danielskrivan6921
    @danielskrivan6921 Před 7 lety +42

    The original alien was able to run amok because they didn't want to shoot it and risk it bleeding through the ship. It makes sense that they were able to kill more on the surface.

    • @KevinAlibert
      @KevinAlibert Před 7 lety +16

      plus they are very weell trained soldiers with insane weapons while the Nostromo was a mining ship filled with civilians with barely any weapon and no training

    • @danielskrivan6921
      @danielskrivan6921 Před 7 lety +8

      Yes, but I remember (if I do so correctly) that the Nostromo had weapons, and they specifically discussed not using them for fear of the blood burning through the hull and sucking the oxygen, killing them all. The acidic blood was actually added into the script to give a reason why they couldn't just shoot it, and avoid a huge plothole.

    • @Borntooearly
      @Borntooearly Před 7 lety +1

      They have no weapons in the original, only a flamethrower which gets lost when the captain dies. No weapons!

    • @djksketch
      @djksketch Před 7 lety +1

      they had flamethrowers, cattle prods and nets in Alien. it bleeding through the ship wasn't an issue, they just had no guns

  • @epicvoiceguy
    @epicvoiceguy Před 7 lety +16

    Still holds up

  • @TheDayMang
    @TheDayMang Před 5 lety +26

    "And still no one listens to a thing she has to say"
    It was 58 years after the events of the first movie...

  • @gordondavis6168
    @gordondavis6168 Před 4 lety +66

    I prefer the term “artificial person” myself. From the aliens’ perspective, this is Home Alone.

    • @herbderbler1585
      @herbderbler1585 Před 4 lety +14

      Ripley approaching the Queen: Why do I hear boss music?
      The Queen approached by Ripley: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @dsbmitchell
      @dsbmitchell Před 2 lety

      🤯

  • @mysticcybertron7264
    @mysticcybertron7264 Před 7 lety +148

    Turns out this movie is literally - Ripley's Believe it or not.

    • @Bit01
      @Bit01 Před 7 lety +15

      hissing intensifies

    • @DaDualityofMan
      @DaDualityofMan Před 7 lety +9

      That should have been the title lol.

    • @ragezeon
      @ragezeon Před 7 lety +4

      For real...they passed up on a good opportunity there.

  • @sahilkapur8509
    @sahilkapur8509 Před 7 lety +64

    Logan honest trailer please!!

  • @goksheen
    @goksheen Před 4 lety +15

    I laughed hard at "C-Creepy-O"!

  • @acefreaky2988
    @acefreaky2988 Před 5 lety +8

    Aliens by far the best in the series. Some great over acting and great fun.

  • @kristenwagner
    @kristenwagner Před 7 lety +54

    Please do The Iron Giant next!! Such an amazingly underrated movie!

    • @terraventusaqua123
      @terraventusaqua123 Před 7 lety +1

      Kristen Wagner He also needs to do Cats Don't Dance.

    • @alexfriedrichs6240
      @alexfriedrichs6240 Před 7 lety +5

      Well, it was underrated until everybody and their mom started calling it such.

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen Před 7 lety

      If you don't like it, it isn't underrated. But considering how hard it is to get on disc or streaming, it really is underrated to the point that too many will never get a chance to see it.

    • @tornadochaser2457
      @tornadochaser2457 Před 7 lety +6

      Under viewed, not underrated.

    • @RidleyKraid187
      @RidleyKraid187 Před 7 lety +3

      Overrated, but Underviewed. It's one of those things people love to praise because everyone else praises it, but nobody actually cares enough to watch it themselves.

  • @Waltersop
    @Waltersop Před 7 lety +402

    holy shit vasquez was in titanic?

    • @SB0780
      @SB0780 Před 7 lety +15

      And Terminator 2, and Star Trek: Generations ;)

    • @Waltersop
      @Waltersop Před 7 lety +6

      as a white woman i guess?

    • @SB0780
      @SB0780 Před 7 lety

      Correct.

    • @johnmunro4952
      @johnmunro4952 Před 7 lety +2

      she sells big boooobs stuff now.
      Bras ...Jeanette Goldstein sells big Bras.

    • @immokid
      @immokid Před 7 lety +9

      She was also in terminator 2 as John's foster mom! Another James Cameron hit.

  • @marieperry5052
    @marieperry5052 Před 4 lety +7

    Return to the grimy, sweaty truck stop bathroom line had me cryin 😂
    Aliens is my favorite movie of all time, this was brilliantly funny. Thanks for making this 😊

  • @SimonRancourt
    @SimonRancourt Před 5 lety +17

    James Cameron's pitch meeting for Aliens : he wrote "ALIENS" on a blackboard, then made it into "ALIEN$".

  • @user_8982
    @user_8982 Před 7 lety +266

    Predator honest trailer!!!!!!!

    • @demi191
      @demi191 Před 7 lety +9

      Sai Teja we might have ro wait until a bit before the new predator

    • @MegatronPrime321
      @MegatronPrime321 Před 7 lety +6

      Might have to wait a while. It's the film's 30th anniversary in a month.

    • @warreng675
      @warreng675 Před 7 lety +3

      Alien vs Predator

    • @bobafettuccine3541
      @bobafettuccine3541 Před 7 lety +3

      The Abyss Honest Trailer !!!!!!!!!!

    • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
      @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache Před 7 lety +10

      Do it! DO IT! COME ON! HONEST TRAILER IT! COME OOOOOOOOOOON! DO IT!

  • @bacon9631
    @bacon9631 Před 7 lety +138

    Please say "Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?"

  • @mrfirdaus998
    @mrfirdaus998 Před 5 lety +15

    "What are thoseeeee!!!!!"
    I'm dead XDDDDDD

  • @matthewhudson7883
    @matthewhudson7883 Před 5 lety +9

    This Honest Trailer never gets old. It ages like fine wine.

  • @BrianDePalmaII
    @BrianDePalmaII Před 7 lety +138

    Say: "I came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but I'm all out of ass!"

  • @joezehmattos3115
    @joezehmattos3115 Před 7 lety +12

    Finally! Aliens is in my top 10 movies list.

  • @janjankovicjahoda
    @janjankovicjahoda Před 5 lety +114

    Best Movie Ever.

    • @roybatty9663
      @roybatty9663 Před 5 lety +1

      Can't be the best movie ever because it ain't even the best movie in the franchise. Possibly the best action movie ever though.

    • @jimbyrdiii1503
      @jimbyrdiii1503 Před 5 lety +1

      And the Original PREDATOR.

    • @brandonfoley7519
      @brandonfoley7519 Před 4 lety

      @@roybatty9663 I think it's the best one I'm the franchise
      It's entirely opinion, I'm not even going to attack you for disagreeing with me
      Which one is your favorite?

    • @underpigeon7465
      @underpigeon7465 Před 3 lety +1

      True

  • @TrenchMan93
    @TrenchMan93 Před 6 lety +31

    Anyone else eyes wide when you see all those aliens crawl up.

  • @jimbo9305
    @jimbo9305 Před 7 lety +10

    "Ehhh, absolute badasses!" Did you know the actor who played MSgt Apone was a real USMC sergeant in Vietnam? Hats off to Cameron for picking the right actors and making one of the best movies of all time.

  • @that-one-dude23
    @that-one-dude23 Před 7 lety +89

    my dad still has a crush on Sigourney Weaver (Ripley)

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 Před 7 lety +11

      Stuart Celestine he'd be gay if he didn't! 😎

    • @coolboy2153
      @coolboy2153 Před 7 lety +1

      I'm gay and I still have a crush on Sigourney Weaver hahaha

    • @ProfSebastian
      @ProfSebastian Před 7 lety +18

      Hell! Who doesn't?

    • @tatehildyard5332
      @tatehildyard5332 Před 7 lety +11

      She's still got it and everyone thinks so.

    • @ragingfiip
      @ragingfiip Před 7 lety +1

      I like how you put "Ripley" in parentheses as if people don't know who Sigourney Weaver is....

  • @flnthrn2
    @flnthrn2 Před 4 lety +31

    Screen Junkies mostly made no reference to Newt's iconic line. Mostly.

    • @jimromero5625
      @jimromero5625 Před 3 lety

      I was mostly very disappointed. Mostly. (And by "mostly" I mean...enormously)

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn Před 3 lety

      "You do not break down because you're weak. You break down because you've been strong for too long."
      Also, crying releases endorphines, so basically saves uppers / alcohol. Smart move!

  • @paperfox5292
    @paperfox5292 Před 2 lety +1

    best one of the Alien movies
    My mother used to tell me about it, when I was still too young to see it myself, and I always loved the way she would verbally recreate the scene where Ripley goes down the elevator, and takes that moment to center herself... And then she opens her eyes, its almost dead silent, and *Momma has come to bring death.*
    It was so cool.

  • @n00n50
    @n00n50 Před 7 lety +110

    i can't even with the marine who literally can't even

    • @anthonyseboe4646
      @anthonyseboe4646 Před 7 lety +8

      Can't even what? Complete a full sentance?

    • @southlondon86
      @southlondon86 Před 7 lety +1

      Anthony Seboe Or spell sentence properly?

    • @n00n50
      @n00n50 Před 7 lety +3

      care to watch the trailer and get the joke, pal?

    • @DerpDevilDD
      @DerpDevilDD Před 7 lety +1

      Anthony Seboe Geez, bet you can't even between the refrigerator with the WHOLE bottle of coke. Probably haven't even been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

  • @webjunk76
    @webjunk76 Před 7 lety +97

    You have to do the Never Ending Story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @dubyooteefuck2580
      @dubyooteefuck2580 Před 7 lety +7

      Rene Vargas scariest horror film im history

    • @imAnF18nBiWinning
      @imAnF18nBiWinning Před 7 lety +4

      Won't lie, that weird Sperm Dragon's crazy eyes scared me when I was young.

    • @nikispade1350
      @nikispade1350 Před 7 lety +3

      That gave me nightmares as a child. I never got the courage to watch it again even after all this years.
      R.I.P. Horse

  • @rixxy9204
    @rixxy9204 Před 6 lety +18

    Truck stop bathroom, that is the alien universe

  • @jacobwright5542
    @jacobwright5542 Před 5 lety +4

    Admittedly, Prometheus is somewhat confounding on the first watch, but, on the next go-around, freed from expectation, it becomes more apparent how unique and creative it is.

  • @closeben
    @closeben Před 7 lety +76

    Please say, "The Krusty Crab Pizza is the pizza for you and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"

    • @thesmiths9592
      @thesmiths9592 Před 7 lety +1

      Ben Close Squidward:I don't care about the customer!
      Spongebob:........uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SQUIDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @TheBattlesword
      @TheBattlesword Před 7 lety

      Ben Close and my feet are killing me!

  • @afaque9851
    @afaque9851 Před 7 lety +150

    AWESOME VOICE: Ripley i got one question for ya
    ME: what is he gonna say!!
    AWESOME VOICE: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSE
    ME: FUKC YEAH! XD didnt see that coming

    • @bugman655
      @bugman655 Před 7 lety +3

      what did he mean by that anyhow

    • @WillJM81280
      @WillJM81280 Před 7 lety +1

      It was a reference to Bash the Entertainer. Check out a few of his vids. Most contagious laugh ever.

    • @afaque9851
      @afaque9851 Před 7 lety +1

      it's a meme
      The original video was posted by Brandon Moore in 2015, go check it out

    • @elboyeleven989
      @elboyeleven989 Před 7 lety +2

      Lol! You didn't spell the F-word right!

    • @noelcastillo8962
      @noelcastillo8962 Před 7 lety +3

      It got more viral when a kid said it to Michael Jordan " WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSE" in Jordan Basketball camp,trying to troll Jordan with his Kicks his wearing & got schooled back by Jordan.

  • @BuggSmasher
    @BuggSmasher Před 5 lety +2

    This was the best birthday ever, having seen on my 13th birthday. Thanks Mom !

  • @calebvaldez7318
    @calebvaldez7318 Před 7 lety +9

    "The most badass moment in Sci-Fi history" damn fuckin right I still get goosebumps watching it

  • @anagabysanban6648
    @anagabysanban6648 Před 7 lety +86

    NO WAY!!! I´ve always could sworn she was a Latina... AND I´M A LATINA!

    • @lukecage9836
      @lukecage9836 Před 7 lety +2

      I thought she was back in the day too!

    • @lukecage9836
      @lukecage9836 Před 7 lety

      Is that Laguna Chicabal in your cover photo +ana gaby ?

    • @ITrue3000
      @ITrue3000 Před 7 lety +5

      I feel like I just found out Santa was not real. WHAT?

    • @marks2807
      @marks2807 Před 7 lety +6

      She was John Conner's Foster Mother in T2 as well.

    • @hamstsorkxxor
      @hamstsorkxxor Před 7 lety +12

      Mark S
      Wait, what?! If that's true, then she's not an actor, she's a human chameleon!

  • @AllOutMovies
    @AllOutMovies Před 7 lety +136

    Do an Honest Trailer for Honest Trailers.

  • @okrajoe
    @okrajoe Před 6 lety +88

    Every movie needs a Batmobile.

  • @tristanpool5708
    @tristanpool5708 Před 3 lety +3

    The Paxmans best line by far....
    “Maybe we got ‘em demoralised” Man could he deliver a line.... Rest easy.

  • @Jerry4050
    @Jerry4050 Před 7 lety +13

    Jenette Goldstein is Vasquez? now my mind is blown

  • @TheDominic56
    @TheDominic56 Před 7 lety +691

    Logan Logan Logan Wolverine Logan.

  • @GenuineBronxite
    @GenuineBronxite Před 6 lety +7

    "It's like a sex toy factory made out of scorpions!"
    Best. Line. EVER!!!

  • @Riverfilly153
    @Riverfilly153 Před 7 lety +4

    😂😂 3:35 😆🤣, "... disguised in his big, bad, bug-suit!" "Ehhh, still a better story than Prometheus. 🤣🤣 too GOOD!

  • @alexpain7390
    @alexpain7390 Před 7 lety +420

    Please SAY: Alien: Covenant - Hipsters in SPAAAAAAAAACE!!!

    • @stupaod
      @stupaod Před 6 lety

      I've only recently watched the series and I liked them all but couldn't even make it half way through Covenant. Oh yeah, I haven't seen Prometheus either but I'm not particularly interested in seeing it. I think Aliens was probably my fav. Alien vs Predator and Resurrection were surprisingly not as bad as I expected.

  • @DanTournay
    @DanTournay Před 7 lety +9

    RIP Bill Paxton! Memorial in Wakita Oklahoma in sept, Love one of the episodes in mad about you someone askes Paul if he ever saw the aliens movie and he says only the second one

  • @rubixqoob8601
    @rubixqoob8601 Před 7 lety +165

    Yas Queen....LMFAO

    • @mailson4526
      @mailson4526 Před 6 lety +4

      Why Yas? I didnt get the reference.

    • @aegystierone8505
      @aegystierone8505 Před 5 lety +2

      Beyonce

    • @marquisemusings
      @marquisemusings Před 3 lety

      @@aegystierone8505 ummm no! Lol she may be Queen Bey...but she wasn't the first Queen n def not the only / last.

    • @marquisemusings
      @marquisemusings Před 3 lety +1

      @@mailson4526 yassss is colloquial black girl / drag speech. Just another way of saying yeeeeesssss. But with a twist *snap* 😉

    • @mailson4526
      @mailson4526 Před 3 lety

      @@marquisemusings Ohh! Thank you very much! I thought id never know! Im brazilian. Thank you.

  • @vanyadolly
    @vanyadolly Před 6 lety +75

    ...I liked the second one more than the first.

    • @Keithustus
      @Keithustus Před 4 lety +4

      Completely justifiable since the first was a little slow.

    • @Eldergodconsultant
      @Eldergodconsultant Před 3 lety

      @@Keithustus well the first one was more suspenseful. This one focused on action more

  • @BrodenPlays
    @BrodenPlays Před 7 lety +28

    The "WHAT ARE THOSE?!?" line and the YASSS got me really good. Oh fuck, that means I'm a millennial, doesn't it?

  • @kumatoni5245
    @kumatoni5245 Před 7 lety +91

    Vasquez was one of my first crushes. Hot damn, she was awesome.

    • @jackj9816
      @jackj9816 Před 7 lety +6

      Kuma Toni that would be a scary crush lol

    • @csgrambauer5852
      @csgrambauer5852 Před 7 lety +45

      "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No. Have you?" BURN!!!!!!

  • @BrianMartininc
    @BrianMartininc Před 6 lety +4

    ""WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE?!!?"
    Kills me Everytime

  • @stiricidium2281
    @stiricidium2281 Před 5 lety +8

    "A sex toy factory made out of scorpions." I DIED