THE WORST 1ST DATE EVER!!!! | Grilling S.1 Ep.11 with Dizzle The Comedian
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 8. 01. 2022
- The final episode and it's not one to miss... Dizzle and Chian clash heads in this one. Did you think he deserved such a poor rating?
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That comedian was hilarious, I'm still I tears I have rewatched this episode so many times
@@GOAT8190 He had me in stitches!
@@GOAT8190 certified legend with them comebacks
_thereâs more to life than women fellas_
On top of that he a wierd cringe old man
I mean I think we can all agree that ,after all these first dates and memorable moments , the lesson is
Sniper out now on all digital plataforms brav
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oi stop it đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
LOL
*wipes away tear* that was beautiful đđđâ€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïž
"Are you loyal? â
âYes I am loyal, I'm loyal to my barber"
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Now THATâS a true loyal man
Facts
This isn't a date this is a flippin argument and I'm here for it đđđ
This guy makes Castilo look like a gentleman
âIs it important for men to be in tune with their emotions?â
âYou sound like you want a pussioâ đđđđđđđ
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Man I'm dying over here đđđ
đđđđđđđđ Manz hilarious bruv
Finally! a dude that treats the date for the joke it is.
Man said sheâs got a pretty throat đ
you defo havenât watched castillos episode yet
@@Yass.otb208 castillo was still trying to smash her by coming off a baddie. This dude is plain treating as a joke.
@@jameskarue5718 lol he found her attractive but really didnât care for the end result so he did take as a joke if you actually deep it
More like had no game
The lower the rating the better and funnier the date no capđđđ
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Facts lmao
Sniper out now on all digital platforms brev đ
"Your shit stinks" LOOOOOOOOOOOOL this episode was hilarious đđŸ
It's no longer a search for the right man, this has just turned into a bunch of dates for a chit chat and a Castillo promo. He did make me laugh, I cant lie lol
He's just trying too hard to be funny and failing.
Obviously for her to find the right man she has to talk to more than one, secondly it's obviously also about entertainment and that's why we watch it. It's not to be taken seriously.
It never was. This show is for entertainment only đ
Sniper out now on all digital platforms brev
sniper out now on all digital platforms bruv
@@mrt445 tryna Copy Castillo
"I will really buss in this girls face". đđđđ Less than two minutes in.
I haven't even watched this yet. But this comment sums up dizzle in one. He's a walking hazard đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
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he just tryna go viral like castillo and push his career
@@3kb787 you haven't got a clue
@@3kb787 Damn near every guy on here is trying to push their career. Sniper out now on all digital platforms brev
He turned the grilling on her đ€Łđ€Ł what a legend
This has to be one of the funniest ones ever. âPum pum over my kids? Yes, duhhhhhhhh!â I actually think she thinks heâs serious đ
Opening line
"I'd really bust on this girl's face."
I already knew what time it was from theređđ
Wow he said that???? That amazing, he's so cool bro.....
Seriously, he sounds childish, he's a 3rd rate Castillo wannabe.
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@@mrt445 hows he a 3rd rate Castillo when Dizzle been around and been the same before you knew who Castillo was...
@@dealz5197 Castillo is far more well known than this guy now even though he isn't a comedian. This guy isn't even funny. Secondly if you watch his standup or short videos this really isn't how he acts...
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I never laughed so hard watching this show. I was in tears đ
This is definitely the best show so far by farrrrrrrrrr lol
BUSSING UP!!!
Dizzle didnât break character. Funniest one Iâve watchedđđđđđđ
Facts so funny Ali g vibes đđ
I lost it when he said âI have one barberâđ
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Petition for HARRY PINERO to jump on this
INDEED
Dead
Harry making bank with them boys, don't think he will take this promo platform
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This Man is genius He Went in there With 1 intention to be a troll and Violate 'twas Funnyđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
It's a joke ting afterall
He's tapped not funny lol
Big Tobz tried too hard, this guy was a joker, but most importantly.... Sniper out now on all digitial platforms brev.
I didnât even finished watching thatâŠ. Lame
what do you mean big tobz tried to hard witf, you want see black disrespect each other, fuck off, this is why she needs to stop doing this, people like you dont want to see her find a man, you want to see people take the piss, about funny, sniper is a grown man and he was disrespectful wtf
@@denzolondon2655 come out your feelings lil sis. None of it is real
@@denzolondon2655 relax and get a grip you melt
All respect to Castillo Mr. Sniper himself and the Top G tate but this was easily the best episode đđđđđ I was never bored for a second đ
Dizzle is a full on troll đđđđ
â I donât want chemistry I just want to put wood in your holeâ Jesus Christ this guy is dark đ
Donât blasphemy
Sniper - Out now on all digital platforms brav
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Man said beatistry đ€Łđ€Ł
But cant say he isnt honest :D
This is top level comedy, I was laughing 2mins in the video and throughout the whole clip proper jokes đđ€Łđ
This had me ruined with laughter⊠đđ€Łđđ€Łđ Man did not take this serious at all. The ââpoonahnie whisperer.ââ. dead đđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ„Čđđ€Łđđ€Ł
He was grilling her throughout tho ngl đ
Not really...she was holding her cool and letting jim expose himself
@@bachopinbee5991 ok?
@@bachopinbee5991 thats cap what weâre u watching she was getting grilled simple
@@bachopinbee5991 đ đ expose himself?
@@bachopinbee5991 virgin Tf are you saying
He used the platform for what he does. Man is serious about his craft
Man made himself look stupid. didnât find anything he said funny just bare awkward and cringe
@@12active8 True what he said wasn't funny. But how serious she and everyone else seems to take him, actually is.
@@12active8 I would argue that the ability to appreciate subtlety hidden withing bullshit is a trait no 12 year old has, while the seriousness of which he's making fun of certainly is.
@@12active8 Your inability to comprehend a perfectly clear sentence just proves my point. It's quite obvious to me why you don't see humor in the video. Maybe check back in a few years. Cheers.
@@12active8 Really? First you try to insult me, calling me a 12 year old and now you're going for sir. Can you at least show a little bit of congruency in your behavior?
To make it easier for you. Just because you only see directness that "younger kids like", doesn't mean there isn't subtlety. There's subtlety that you just don't get. And that's the last bit of my time that I'm investing in this bs.
This guy is seriously jokes đ€Ł good content đđœ
Heâs definitely right about sheâs hiding a huge past
Fr she came from the streets
You can just tell how lose she is and her body language...bruv big turn off
@Top Lobster and like she didn't even cleared out that she will not sleep with him she's a cap,she is not search for love or nothing
Makes ALOT of sense she said she doesn't know her body count and she says bad experiences don't count= 304 logic
Her nose job says a lot lol
How can she sit there and be so serious?? This guy is mashing me up đđđ€Łđ€Ł
Pause
What you mean by that that bro đ€š
@@danielnwogu5135 making me laugh! Ok ok, reading it back sounds kinda strange but i meant mashing me up (making me laugh)
@@jjshoots496 AYOOO
She's pressed and he made my day đ
17:23 Dizzle was *BANG ON* here! đŻ He sums up how Chian has been throughout the whole series! đ
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Yeah she's been told theređđ
9:40 when he says ânice smooth neck, oh my sorry the neckâ đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł the violation, heâs 1 step ahead, A1 troll.
All the people talking rubbish like he was being serious. He's a comedian. He said he's watched the show before, it's clear he's trolling. If you can't see that, you're the weird one's. If you've never seen him before, you won't get his humor.
He's not even funny, and definitely not as funny as he thinks. We don't expect people to be serious on this show but at least be interesting, "witty" and funny.
Arenât comedians supposed to be funny?! đ€
That's the thing though... Man wasn't funny đđđ this show has had a comedian and man was funny
That's the thing though... Man wasn't funny đđđ this show has had a comedian and man was funny
@@hermensonsantana3090 Shut up man, humour is subjective. I found this hilarious
âGirth is worthâ this guy is going all in đ
Legend
Yes he is. That Adam's apple ting was mad
I canât believe he really told her. âU can look out for me, while I get back on my feetâ đđđđđđ
Candle in the wind đŻ đŹ had me đ
She finally met her match tbh, I don't feel sorry for her. đ
At all, she can't handle a bit of heat đ đ€Ł
She got alphad via comedy and couldn't deal with it so funny
Big facts đ€Ł
I can't stand her she's to fake so yes she deserves the guys taking the piss with her
@@madamery9946 alie đ€
"you havent had the candle in the wind" loool đđ
you lot brought Jayz and called him dizzle the comedianđđLOVE IT!!
Jay z lookalike for sure đ đ đŻ
This has been the best one so far finally someone doesn't take her đ©
This channel has become a meme for Sinper (out now on all digital platforms).
Youâve edited this comment and still spelt âSniperâ wrong
@@GOATLAVISH777 sinper đ đ€Ł
@@GOATLAVISH777 actually I had spelt meme incorrectly.
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The way he answered the question of what would happen if he son fell over ...I'm crying đđđđđđ
Her: Are you in touch with your emotions ?
Him: Yes I do
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Okayđ€Ł this is the most hilarious episode I have seen on this showđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł was literally shouting and rotflđ€Ł
Dizzle is moving mad đ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Ł
Ladies & gentlemen, sheâs met her match in a horrible way.đđ
Best one by far! I was bussing up all over the place!
Dizzle is hilarious ... this is by far the most entertaining episode i have watched so far from this season... he definately grilled her and not the other way round.
This episode was chian getting grilled đ€Łđ€Ł
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Dizzle was the perfect antidote for her "f3minist passive-agressiveness" đđđđ
Na he was weak fam. I'm surprised he has a kid
@@sheikhsamee Exactly, he was trying so hard to be something he's not and she even clocked this early, that's why this episode turned out weird.
This guy isn't funny and he didn't give a single witty response. I'm also sure he's lying about having a kid.
He was funny
@@mrt445 Are you okay? He wasn't being serious đ€ŠđŸââïž, he's a wind up merchant.
@@Gargamel616 How many times do I have to say there's nothing wrong with not taking this show seriously. At least be "funny" when you decide not to. Castillo and Bunmi were winding her up and they were funny but this "comedian" was not.
This man is a top tier troll Iâm dead đđđđ„đđ
At the 12:02 mark:
Chian: *So if your son cries, are you going to call him a pussyio?*
Dizzle: *uhm-hm (meaning NO), DICKHEAD!*
I laughed my ass off at this part.
"Get up, pussyhole...come out my face and stop the cryin...fore a I kick you in your back...piece of shit!"
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Brudda said âI am loyalâŠâŠ..to my barberâ đđđ
Dizzle had me laughing throughout
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Same here
Heâs hilarious đ
This man said everything I would have said đđđđđđ
If ur son falls over how u gonna deal with it đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł that was the best part for me I folded loool
Iâm in stitchessss! I hope to see more of this guy going forward đ
Best episode yet pure awesome content đ€Ł
âThatâs a conversation you need to have with your vaginaâđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łim dead
đđđ dizzle done the grilling in this episode lool I donât think she was ready, too funny and how is she not laughing đđđđ
Been dying to watch this one đđđ€Łđ€Ł
Dizzel is something else đI have been waiting for this one.
No ones clocking my mans just acting and tekin the piss, got me cracking up lol.
Somebody give this man a medal already đ€Łđ€Ł
Bro is carrying this show mums life!!!đđđđ
Clearly ainât seen Castillo
This show is absolutely hilarious, this lady is like I want an "alpha", but I don't like toxic masculinity. It is hilarious that she doesn't realize that the concept of an alpha male is toxic. LMAO.
Not necessarily..
@@babamartis4765 it actually is.
She wants a man who sticks up for HER and is willing to fight for HER. There's nothing toxic about that
How is an Alpha male toxic? Lol
Very strange world we live in
@@mrt445 partners that stick up for each other is not the same thing as the concept of being an alpha male.
Man came with the uno reverse card and started grilling her đ€Ł
This was jokes đ€Ł its hard to make a comedian break his frame - hes dealt with heckling before, grilling questions won't phase.
How does she not find dizzle funny đđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł Iâve been laughing the whole time
No capđ€Łđ€Ł
She's playing it straight. Show would be dead if she was laughing at everything, she's in on the joke.
Bro!!! Straight out hilarious!!!
Dizzle - use your imagination
Chian - donât have one
Dizzle - đ© HAHAHAHAHA
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When the camera is behind her You can sometimes see she is secretly laughing đ
Dude be out here looking like a Knock off version of Jay-Z
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The fact she didn't fund him funny makes it even more hilarious hahahahaha
Not going to lie this guy is the best one so far đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
The second hand embarrassment is unreal
duuuude it's so fucken cringe
He came to troll. Yes heâs a comedian, some moments was funny, some moments wasnât , most moments was rude. But there was nothing he came to talk serious about Lool.
lmao why would he? this chick has dated like 15 guys on this show no 2nd dates and has a scoreboard rating. he used this show to boost his audience. He won!
Bro you tweaking he was funny Afđđđđ
The thing is, everything he said was so true even though he was trolling. I learnt quite a bit about male psychologyđ€Łđ€Ł
You can see she was laughing but they kept turning the camera to the back of her head when she was laughing. All for the cameras đđđ how can she not laugh đ
Yeah itâs all for cameras
This guy is the best one yet need more assertive funny men like that
This guy is great I actually love how direct heâs being with her
Its a character for sure đ€Ł
Yea she's fake ....taking the manz for a ride she searching for something which ain't there
Heâs funny, check out chalk and cheese podcast to see him no filters along with the rest of the mandem,
Exactly lol
This approach surprisingly works quite often
Dizzle is an absolute mad man hahahahahahahhaha
Ok so she rated him a 2/10.
Little did you know she's on Castillo's new music video. Imagine what she does with this man đđđ
Out on all digital platforms, bruv
This manâs a king a true king. Not a self appointed twat but a king among men
Canât lie sheâs toooo serious
Heâs genuinely funny đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Hes killing me đđđđđ @5:42
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Mans said "pom pom big like narnia"đ
She's so insecure that she had to keep insulting him đ€Ł
Dizzle is da best, always so real đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Dizzle is tooo funny, had me laughing soo much đđđ
The intro was hilarious Lmao I knew this was a must watch the man's insane đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
I cried one time I got head, I thought it was her teeth but it was my emotions đ€Łđ€Ł
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dizzle is fâing hilarious đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Finally Dizzles Episode I love me some him funny dudeđ
Honestly this is the best so far đđ
Omds this is the best one by far đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł I'm in tears lol
Best one so far. Man told some truths đŻ
If u want chemistry go to the science museum đ€Łđ€Ł wtf is this guy on
đthat was a goodline though
âStop lookin at my froatâ đđđ
"Use your imagination."
"I don't have one."
"Red Flag."
I almost ended up on the floor loooool.
Dizzle said mannnnny things the other guys have said... he just said it straightforward and constantly...!
I love itđthis dude is a legend
Dizzle is a fxxkin LEGEND!! My G! đ€Łđ€Łđ€ŁđđŒđđŒđđŒ