The answer is yes, they simply choose not to. Plus, with the cartoon logic, everyone can take more punishment without dying, but the threshold is still there. Just a lot higher than the real world
@@smoothbraindetainer could be wrong but first thing that comes to mind is Muk. If it touches you, you kinda just die of every infection possible. The list of awful ways to die in Pokémon is way too long to immediately pinpoint a big winner
Whereas the iron golem rudely scolds us to “BE CAREFUL” before saying “we are going to beat you to death”, the announcer kindly congratulates us before making the same declaration. I know who I want to beat me to death.
@@goldenhydreigon4727 That's what happens when somebody's nostalgia blind they like the old shit no matter how much the remakes undoubtedly improved the game.
I saved this for the end of my work day expecting a nice wholesome end to my day. Being like "Aw thanks Luke and Pokemon". Now I fear for my life and all I did was clock out.
From a strictly physical standpoint, Pikachu, Clefairy, and Chansey aren't particularly threatening. Venusaur is a more terrifying opponent. And Onix can probably just kill you outright if it wanted to
A true statement. It truly inspired me to be the who i am today. The simple concept of beating a pokemon to the verge of death, (but not quite) is truly exuisite the congratulations truly lights up a day
I wonder what Mr. Correia's neighbors think when they hear this stuff through their walls...
Nothing
What neighbors, dude exists on a higher dimension
nah he lives in an abandoned mineshaft
More like in their walls amirite?
Wait, be right back, I hear a raccoon somewhere
they stopped being able to think after luke brutally murdered them so probably nothing
I've always wondered if Pokémon could kill their trainers, Or just random people in general.
Well according to Legends Arceus, Paras is extremely good at mauling people
The answer is yes, they simply choose not to. Plus, with the cartoon logic, everyone can take more punishment without dying, but the threshold is still there. Just a lot higher than the real world
Absolutely. Plenty of pokemon actively state in their pokedex that they will kill you.
@@undyingUmbrage413 which one will kill me fastest
@@smoothbraindetainer could be wrong but first thing that comes to mind is Muk. If it touches you, you kinda just die of every infection possible.
The list of awful ways to die in Pokémon is way too long to immediately pinpoint a big winner
What every evil team grunt sees when a 10 year old enters their base.
This comment wins
and then the reverse happens maybe
“They don’t know, they don’t know that I have a party full of voltorbs set to detonate after my death”
Inshallah ☝
"They don't know that I caught Arceus in Sinnoh and it can protect me from dying"
Allahuakbar
Whereas the iron golem rudely scolds us to “BE CAREFUL” before saying “we are going to beat you to death”, the announcer kindly congratulates us before making the same declaration. I know who I want to beat me to death.
He warns you, not tells you to be careful. This is probably due to your unpaid debt.
yeah…i think i do too
POV: Ethan when he gets to the top of Mount Silver.
Gold when he gets to the top of mount silver (I believe the originals supremacy over the remakes)
@@Frostblitz96
Imagine liking the original Johto games instead of HGSS
Clown moment
@@goldenhydreigon4727 Crystal battle tower moment
@@goldenhydreigon4727 That's what happens when somebody's nostalgia blind they like the old shit no matter how much the remakes undoubtedly improved the game.
Clefairy can be fucking scary with the right trainer
so is chansey
That silly blockhead
There's a reason minimize is banned. And I'm saying that as a pokemon with multiple super effective STAB moves.
clefairy used metronome!
metronome became hyper beam!
b u l k
I saved this for the end of my work day expecting a nice wholesome end to my day. Being like "Aw thanks Luke and Pokemon". Now I fear for my life and all I did was clock out.
f e a r
Should have taken that overtime…
We need a "10 hours of silence occasionally disturbed by congratulations"
I would laugh if someone did this. I wonder if it has been done already. If so, please post the link and not a Rick Roll.
_"I'm not a masochist, I just want to test the limits of my body"_
all around are me are iplier memes
ancient memes
ancient memes
I mean, even ONE of these Pokemon alone is capable of beating people to death, having all 5 team up is just overkill.
Except for onix
I’d like to thank the academy for this award
I guess I have to accept. At least I’ve found out about Helltaker recently
Congratulations on finding enlightenment
no
@@bidoof367 "Denial is but the first step on the road to enlightenment."
-Lucifer
@@kotomishione at least I’m not a furry. Pancakes are tasty
@@kotomishione bidoof is above satan. He can not be tempted.
Pokemon trainers when they go into the tall grass without having their own Pokemon:
Congratulations! You've won a free trip to the afterlife!
“Oh yeah, you and what army?”
*FIGHTING POLYGON TEAM! [vs. 30]*
Don’t threaten me with a good time, now
From a strictly physical standpoint, Pikachu, Clefairy, and Chansey aren't particularly threatening. Venusaur is a more terrifying opponent. And Onix can probably just kill you outright if it wanted to
Onix has memetically low attack so it’ll actually just feel like getting smacked by tennis balls probably
Pikachu will be middle difficult opponent, because he has powerful attacks
Onix's 45 base attack: Are you sure about that?
Venusaur be upset tho, look at that face
They could almost all kill you-
Ditto: "i love a pokemon who can actually just kill me."
The daycare session:
High school bullies when the protagonist accidentally bumps into them:
I’d punt pikachu like a football
POV: your team finds out why are you searching for monosodium glutamate
It starts with an E and ends with the number between 620 and 622 😳
@@MemesClipsandHealthbars clever. veeeeery clever.
now stop.
That’s a damp Daniel moment
“Thank you, i’m very honored to be beat to death.”
Thank you,I need that in life
Imagine the Fund Raiser for the video be like Saving Kids from Abusive Parents 💀
If this image had the same caption but with Mew and Mewtwo, I'd cry.
"Gosh, i wish that were me."
this is how you "black out" after losing
Try me with that 45 Attack stat, Rocky Dennis.
A wild Clefairy with a gun appears!
I like how Chansey seems worried.
The good endi- wait
They’ll give you 10 seconds to run.
I love the kind of Pokemon that will actually just kill me.
I just saw this on Twitter and thought "wow I need the announcer to actually say this"
Pokémon: “I have a very close bond with my Pokémon and love them dearly”
Palworld: Congratulations!
We are going to work you to death
*Seek has joined the server*
Autobots in most Transformers media: Mostly pacifistic heroes who only fight to protect
Autobots in the Bayverse
The first syllable sounds like it's CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Literally every Pokemon in existence used BEAT YOU TO DEATH!
It's super effective!
(insert your username here) fainted!
POV: you won a contest Spamton organised
“Damn bro, you got the whole pokédex laughing.”
The end of the joy joy gang chapter
I love how every video on this channel has an unexpected twist that one could never predict.
when you guess the pokemon wrong:
When the others Pokemons figure out why you keep searching for loppunny on internet.
It's the second of silence at the end for me
Pulls out the Uno reverse card
Wow. Thanks odd looking animals!
Finally, sth good happens in my life for a change.
It is an honor.
A true statement. It truly inspired me to be the who i am today. The simple concept of beating a pokemon to the verge of death, (but not quite) is truly exuisite the congratulations truly lights up a day
Me when I come back as a Gengar: “You honestly think that killing me would make me die?”
POV: you're the new challenger in super Smash Bros.
congratulations!
congratulations!
so this is Pokemon SNAP...
I shall graciously accept.
This is why you never actually see the one hundredth customer.
Yay! I knew all my hard work, training and sleepless nights would eventually pay off!
Imagine this being what you see when you die
Man a meme made from a Smash 64 arcade ending screen. What a time to be alive
And so, Ash Ketchum was never seen again. Tune in next time to Pokémon 2 with a new protagonist!
It's an honor
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, GOD DAMN IT.
The other letters in Alphabet Lore when F accidentally made a swear word
I knew I shouldn’t have entered that Smash Tournament.
Can't beat me to death if I'm already dead
I better start sleeping with one eye open
This is definitely me when I get beaten to death by a group of wild Pokemon
My mental illnesses when I try to talk to a stranger.
Fuck yea, been waiting for a good beating
My team whenever fights Hop:
I heard this when it came out and now I quote it every single day. Good stuff
Cynthia be like:
The thing that fills my heart with joy that he reaches the goal of the charity in a few days every time and I love how this channel supports charity
A wonderful gift for my birthday today, thanks!!
Considering most pretty much all of the Pokémon here have AT MOST average Physical Attack, it's gonna be a slow death.
Finally. I’ve been looking forward to that.
man this was a throwback! I loved seeing this at the end of classic mode! don't remember the last part tho...
this feels like a smash classic mode ending
That's because it is. It's Pikachu's SSB64 ending screen.
@@JanitorAntisocial i love it when piakchu threatens to kill me :)
not if I beat me to death first
Ow ow ow ow ow! Being beat to death hurts!
That Clefairy looks like it's ready to beat the SHIT out of me bro I'm scared 😨
i would be honored
The HOA when you have too dry your laundry outside cause you need to save electricity
Today is my birthday, and this is the greatest gift I could have ever asked for
Congrations! You done it!
When one of your Pokémon has Beat Up and your opponent is a psychic type
Dives up in a kv2 bring it ooooooon
"Great so uh, what do I win?" 😀
Jokes on you! An Oddish could hit harder than Onix.
I have a double barrel shotgun you sure about that?
POV: You’re team rocket.
POV you are a human in peta pokemon parody game
POV:
You are an NPC in Pokémon game.
Onix and Venusaur certainly would.
*chuckles* i'm in danger
Well thank you good sir
This sounds like something Soldier TF2 would say