Travelling on Russian or Belarusian trains isn't like anywhere else. There are things to know and do. Here I'll show you on the Moscow to Grodno train...
When i started following B&B he had less than 10.000 Subs… He must be doing something right to have hit 750.000 subs :D Ofc, besides having young women in tow :D
@@jimmywayne983 Well, it usually happens when you have such smile and open, positive character. I like him for the distance to strange situation and his ability to turn problems to positive result.
I think travel vloggers like Bald are doing the world several important services: 1) recording what places look like now so that people in the future can see how they have changed, and 2) showing viewers that everyone, everywhere is a human being.
how i married a belarusian girl's mom......cause i think the young girl is trying to hook up him with her mom. i don't know how young she is but that could be her intent.
I like your channel a lot because i as a guy who sits online hours consuming media where everything is so perfect and cut out its easy to get used to perfection and you go to places that are mediocre at best and manage to bring so much out happiness from them and you always keep positive and truthful in a way its really refreshing
When I was a kid I used to live in Moscow and my gandparents lived in Grodno. I made many trips via Neman. Leaving Moscow Belorussian Vokszal in the afternoon and arriving in Grodno in the morning. Good times. I still have family in Grodno.
Man, I can't believe that, you were in my yard. I live in the house which is nearby the house of Alina's grandad(it even was seen on video). Bad luck that I didn't know about you and your chanel at that time, so if you ever again find yourself in Grodno, know, that there is some of yours fans too, could spend some time in bar or smth. Sorry if there were some mistakes, haven't write anything in english for a while)
@Parma zyxwvu Well I hope they stamp repeatedly on the bullies faces. That would do some good. Thirsty little boys on youtube are a problem, but sociopathic fuckbags in the real world are a worse one.
I've unsubscribed from channels for that, but he seems to be a cool guy that doesn't care for cheap clicks he just wants to entertain those as interested as he is in the Soviet union and india etc
@@torrace12 But the "cabin" is completely open and there are two people along the opposite window. So, instead of four people (one cabin) plazcart has 6 for the same space. It's just that the car itself is brand new and quite "luxury", yes.
Man, I am so addicted to this guys videos. Been binge watching for a few days now. Learning more about different cultures than ANY show ever on tv. Thanks Bald.
@Jos Goossens he is bit of a legend oor bald people say shouldhave his own documentary some say he is a spy for brittish government 😂🕵️ what ever it is he should never stop and if was rich enough a would fund his channel but always keep it raw why for me his videos are the best
I have travelled from the city of Kurgan to Krasnoyarsk by train for 2 nights I believe, and the he experience is great! If you have the doors to your compartment, it’s very quiet, and the train rocks you to sleep as you move down the line. I would def recommended it.
If you have a ticket to a compartment in the train, it's good. If you have a ticket to a plazkart and a place in the hallway and have to travel for 2-3 nights, then not so much and there is not a lot of space to put your bags. Just saying. I'm from Krasnoyarsk, by the way. :)
In years to come your son will ask you: ''Father how did I get this dent in my head?'' and you shall say '' Now son are you sitting comfortably? good! let me tell you a story about Mr bald...'''
4:25 Ah, that famous view of the "Azot" chemical plant right before the train reaches the Grodno train station! I saw it so many times in my younger years...
Gorgeous girl with a great personality and happy disposition. Really suited to @bald and bankrupt . Q: is Alina's mother a Gopnik? Haha the black pink trackies.
Ritcherscream724 applies to Budapest which is the capital of Hungary. You see one of the largest synagogues in the world and then to the left is újpest where the khrushchyovkas look stackable
Wow reminds me of my Russian world cup adventure travelling from kalinggrad to Moscow through Belorussia on the sleeper trains, we had a great time in Russia, people are very friendly and get on well with the English
Absolutely best you tube blogs out,watched all your blog's, entertainment at its best,moving when see some of the pesents with nothing but still enjoying life, would love to visit Russia myself one day ,thank you
I was a student in Ukraine which is pretty similar to Belarus , the trains are practically the same. One thing Bald didnt mention is that in the summer those trains can get extremely hot as there is no centralized air conditioning.
thank you for every video! i'm not Russian, but i learn so much about russia thanks to you! i hope that i can suggest to add links on every video to connect the next chapter, it's hard to find the chronology chapters cause of many videos! cheers
My biggest fear on a train is to sit next to a vloger
When i started following B&B he had less than 10.000 Subs… He must be doing something right to have hit 750.000 subs :D Ofc, besides having young women in tow :D
Unless it’s a pretty vlogger with hair
@@jimmywayne983 Well, it usually happens when you have such smile and open, positive character. I like him for the distance to strange situation and his ability to turn problems to positive result.
@@nomad5176 well said, i totally agree.
@Chad Hoskins Mr. B is a much better travel companion than Harold. Your content is the best Mr B.!
4:20 every man knows that millisecond look
Megaladon7k yeeeesssiirr
Naah it's just instinct 😂
Even the quick look after to see if her mother caught him hahaha
Yeah xD
Just checking
Women never understand that sometimes they look the best when just out of bed and without any makeup. One of the marvels of nature.
There is a Russian saying that goes "You don't know how beautiful a woman really is until you see her in the morning"
@@spritebruhberry9069 Or swimming
@@spritebruhberry9069 or when you are sober..
@@JP-yr1sg Or giving birth
@@pereiraplaza222 or shitting
Dude, she looked absolutely gorgeous just waking up and without make up. What a beauty.
For sure👌🏻
yep. she's very young, so she's at the maximum of her natural beauty, no need for nasty makeup.
@@vladmihai306 do you know how old is she
@@whydn5559 Probably around 20 years, max 25.
@@vladmihai306 haha no way she is at least 28 , I thought you knew her exact age
4:20 every man has to try his hardest to remain calm in this situation.
and he did a damn good job! played it down like nothin happened.
@@sovietelectioncollidingtro6231 lol. His mind was like, "quick think of something to say to make it look like I wasn't distracted by anything.'
must not grab
" Its a 2 way street" Indeed man, indeed
@@wildzwaan i kinda assumed but was tryin to be relatable
This is what happens when you max out your Charisma stat
KaiserKrieger 😂
😂
this is man its bald!!
@@user-fb7el2rk5e lol
Your hair falls out and all of your caps disappear from your inventory as a result.
I think travel vloggers like Bald are doing the world several important services: 1) recording what places look like now so that people in the future can see how they have changed, and 2) showing viewers that everyone, everywhere is a human being.
sadly I watched his video on kharkiv the other day and now it its being being shelled into rubble
You are perfectly right.
Spot on.
Several Cannot Refer to 2 Things. You have only listed a Couple not Several.
And banging as many girls they can.
I love how Alinas mother is a full-blood Gopnik
11:45 "We're at grandad's house and I'm a little bit nervous" --> foreshadowing :(
Female Gopnik => Gopnitsa. 😉
Three Stripes 4 Life! lol
lol
Hopefully you’ll never say it to a russian woman, because this is not a compliment😅
Bald has literally cured my chronic fear of growing out of my 20's.
Mitch Raddi I second that. 29 and I never had so much hope haha
He's showing us the way. Brave, adventurous, kind-hearted, learning, generous, listening intently to others, joyful, and bald.
Well put, me too!
@@davejjsmith that's not a guarantee at all and you can get rid of it again. Horrible lie to scare people with. Even if it happened to you.
Mitch Raddi why? Are you fear growing out 20th
The charisma factor this man possesses never disappoints me.
He dumped all his S P E C I A L points into Charisma.
It's amazing isn't it. Made for CZcams.
That's really all it takes man. Not looking like a goblin helps too lol
True
@Schnake Eyes it's the camera, they want to be famous...
I love your reaction man... 04:20 is your best moment, can't blame you!
😂
Its called auto aim and you just aim at stuff like that without trying to
@cozy6308 aimlock*
1:35 Man of culture we meet again!
I am shaving my head and Booking ticket to Belarus
Lmao
@V R , that's mean.🤦♂️🙄😄
@V R Why?
Good luck! I know you just want to find a fine woman. Really, good luck.
Don’t forget if you want to impress the locals you’ll have to learn the language.
So you already met the mother and grandfather, Congratulations.
Next video: "How I married a Belarusian girl".
how i married a belarusian girl's mom......cause i think the young girl is trying to hook up him with her mom. i don't know how young she is but that could be her intent.
Haha. My girlfriend is russian. I met her mother. We are going to marry
well grand dad had a shotgun and he made me marry his grand daughter
Yea, he already had a belarussian wife.. and it might not have been a huge success since he now is no longer married to her :D
@Parma zyxwvu you on your period? Seems like someone does not understand how jokes go
I like your channel a lot because i as a guy who sits online hours consuming media where everything is so perfect and cut out its easy to get used to perfection
and you go to places that are mediocre at best and manage to bring so much out happiness from them and you always keep positive and truthful
in a way its really refreshing
I love how Alina asked you to redo the make up shot 3 times and you left all of them in the video anyway 😂
Yeah, that was a classy move.
Bald rides the infamous 'fake train' with two Belarusian girls
lol
@dont bother Dude, there just making jokes. Just let them have a good laugh.
@magomezga
Oh wow. How nice
@magomezga you don't even know what the fuck sexism is
@dont bother if you don't like it don't look in comments
Johnny Sins sleeps with mother and daughter (circa 2019, colorized)
zildjian756 LOOOL
lmfaoooo
He does sneak a peek at alina's ass at 4:20
😂😂
*Brazzers cringe mode*
When I was a kid I used to live in Moscow and my gandparents lived in Grodno. I made many trips via Neman. Leaving Moscow Belorussian Vokszal in the afternoon and arriving in Grodno in the morning. Good times. I still have family in Grodno.
Alina actually is so beautiful even just waking up. 😊
That quick peek killed me at 4:21
Love your vids man!
Lmaoooo
Ur callin my boy outXD
Ass inspectors are also a thing on Belarusian trains
It’s a two way street lmao
Hard to resist man
Mr Bald, How hungover did you look on that Train, lol, Your Eyes!.
*Mr. Bolt
Man, I can't believe that, you were in my yard. I live in the house which is nearby the house of Alina's grandad(it even was seen on video). Bad luck that I didn't know about you and your chanel at that time, so if you ever again find yourself in Grodno, know, that there is some of yours fans too, could spend some time in bar or smth. Sorry if there were some mistakes, haven't write anything in english for a while)
I’ve been literally watching hours of his videos,it’s top quality,these videos are 💯🙌🏾
4:20 - Boy oh' boy..!! I can see it in your eye's that You wanted to look..!! 🤭😊
I wonder what happened after the cut
heh
A liiitle moment in 4.21 he takes a look.
But who could judge him he is just a man and i think thats in our genes.
@@Morkoo I wonder if you could, just for a minute, drag your mind out of the gutter, and be LIKE A REAL MAN and show womankind some dignity?
@unlokia Maybe you could learn to understand a joke and stope whining.
Love how the mom wears Adidas track suit unironically.
Adidas is comfortable, I wear it.
@@Russianbro777 Of course, I'm not judging, just wanted to point it out. Keep on rocking the adidas :)
wait... isn't that Abibas?
John Doe kinda like Americans wear cargo shorts, running shoes and overly large t-shirts unironically?
YUNG LEANDOER
4:17 - Either A - Freudian slip, B - masterful low-key, dry British joke/double entendre, C - complete coincidence. What a goddess. Hail Bald
You're like the Steve Irwin of Soviet things "What a beaty" - gestures broadly at the gray landcape
Is he gonna be killed by a Soviet sink? Oh no! We must stop him!
4:20 oh boy, cant judge him what he did with his eyes.
It’s a shame her mother was sitting right there...
@@cryptoknowledgeispower He glanced for a second, it was beautiful.
We all did the same thing.
Well who wouldn’t 😂
I'd call it an eyesslap )
4:20-4:21 i See you bald
hahahahahaha
I knew exactly what bit you were talking to without even winding back!! 😂😂😂😂😂
ahahahahhahaha
lmao
holy i laughed so hard lol
Just started watching bb the last few weeks ! I absolutely love watching so informative and interesting and very funny ,
Love your energy and positive attitude! Keep the Vlog comming!!
"You must do this in a Russian train"
Thumbnail: A girl
Me: .......
ChickSquid got me too.
Lol me to lmfao love Russian women
Unluckily, it's the wrong platform mate :D
I think everybody kinda knows what going on between those guys
@@baddreams0919 They are cute; I would totally go for a girl like that--- even though she is a little bit more bad ass than I am.
Jesus, the state of these comments.
Yes I agree its must be stressful, Mr Bald I think Alina deserves a day out to beach to get over it, documented of course.
@@nemie240 I see what you did there and I second that
Nemie don’t make me turn the hose on you.
@Parma zyxwvu In their defence, most of them are probably children.
@Parma zyxwvu Well I hope they stamp repeatedly on the bullies faces. That would do some good. Thirsty little boys on youtube are a problem, but sociopathic fuckbags in the real world are a worse one.
Aww, cutest family ever
4:20 Штирлиц еще никогда не был так близок к провалу.
I can't read Cyrilic but I completely understand what you're saying lmao
@@prydain4131 siono master
Бля 😂
@@prydain4131 LOL
Sake, even straight out of bed she is drop dead gorgeous
Drop dead Fred-"The mega bitch squashed my head".😂
Eastern european women are the most beautiful in the world. Romanian and Russian stand at the top.
@@RTHpriest Norwegian aren't bad either.
Deedee megadoodoo
@@BortLicensePlates why here lmao
Huge respect for this guy. He didnt put woman's breasts from the video on the thumbnail for clickbait
I hate it when that's done...
@@Jan-mu6vs because youre a pussy
He's not like that
I've unsubscribed from channels for that, but he seems to be a cool guy that doesn't care for cheap clicks he just wants to entertain those as interested as he is in the Soviet union and india etc
@@deanh5249 have a Snickers Dean, you're not yourself.
This is possibly the most raw and entertaining channel on CZcams...love your work but totally love Alina...what a wicked web you weave❤🤣🤣
"Did you get the shits?"
"I beg your pardon?"
That part really took me off guard. XD
his look was so perplexed xD 6:13
Thanks for inviting us. It feels like we are all "meeting the in-laws" :D
She's beautiful even waking
up, no need for makeup😌
Slavic girls don't need makeup.
Yes! The girl in the upper bunk. A dark-haired beauty. Lucky Mr Bald.
Shes like 13, poor sod.
She's at least 18 or so.
@@mrstocks 13 year olds look like that where you come from?
I love how these former Soviet states have very wide streets with very little people walking around.
tankable streets I'd say..
Why are the people there so little? Something in the water?
@@lucasgroves137 bc at work?
@@user-sz1jw2wt7v I hope it's not due to radioactivity.
She is absolutely stunning beauty
Mums not bad either.
*glances at perfect ass*
Baldy: "It's a two way street..."
Lmfao 😂💀
Dead
Omg I'm dying
it's not perfect tho
@@esrb6576 watch your mouth
He f her
1:33 "You are without makeup and PANTS"
"You know, Belorussian trains are amazing..."
You are damn right!
lol
Johan Liebert Incel Lol.
This is a platzkart car, the cheapest for a long-distance train.
@@MaksymMinenko i dont understand, it looks very luxurious, they have the whole cabin for themselfes
@@torrace12 But the "cabin" is completely open and there are two people along the opposite window. So, instead of four people (one cabin) plazcart has 6 for the same space.
It's just that the car itself is brand new and quite "luxury", yes.
We are on lockdown in New Zealand and I absolutely love your adventurous videos. Well done
I appreciate your tongue in cheek attitude. Great vlogs - keep it up.
Mr Bald feeling nervous, I've never heard of such a thing.
So... You're with a beautiful lady....with her beautiful mum....going to meet her grandpa.
Bruh, you're getting hitched! And you don't know it, yet!
could be worse.. she is stunning
Hardware BBQ fair enough. I though she was a high class escort
@@donkeydik2602 Wow, you don't get out often and talk to people, do you? *sarcasm*
Hardware BBQ well before this vid. It was hard to tell cause she is much younger then him
It’s hard to imagine you are ever nervous!
2:10 "Someone seemed to have tuberculosis"
"It was me"
Hahaha
Man, I am so addicted to this guys videos. Been binge watching for a few days now. Learning more about different cultures than ANY show ever on tv. Thanks Bald.
@Jos Goossens he is bit of a legend oor bald people say shouldhave his own documentary some say he is a spy for brittish government 😂🕵️ what ever it is he should never stop and if was rich enough a would fund his channel but always keep it raw why for me his videos are the best
Keep up the awesome work my friend :) You've become one of my favourite channels.
Yes its there. Always makes me laugh
I’ve been waiting for part 2 to this video for over a year.
:)
this dude is a legend always in good mood, takes special kinda person to do this.
Geeeze....Mum looks alright too.
No wonder your smiling all the time Mr Bald.
Mom’s wearing “three stripes for life” too!
@@BluePhoenixBR he has 1 like only
@I am not who you think I am what? Someone has a kid, they become exempt from any kind of criticism? Stfu.
@@coleleaman2863 Im 58 years old Cole, everything looks great.
You are older then her mother, good job!
for real lol
Lmao
than
It's a blessing. I'm 48 and my chick is 24.
@@jeffalbillar7625 Til your 80 and shes 40, then your own your own.
I have travelled from the city of Kurgan to Krasnoyarsk by train for 2 nights I believe, and the he experience is great! If you have the doors to your compartment, it’s very quiet, and the train rocks you to sleep as you move down the line. I would def recommended it.
Sounds peaceful
I'm putting it on my bucket list of things to do
If you have a ticket to a compartment in the train, it's good. If you have a ticket to a plazkart and a place in the hallway and have to travel for 2-3 nights, then not so much and there is not a lot of space to put your bags. Just saying. I'm from Krasnoyarsk, by the way. :)
Hello from Stuttgart Arkansas. I have watched every one of your videos I have enjoyed it.
@Spongebob Schwanzkopf Die Amis machen uns aber auch alles nach
You are very good at choosing travel partners Ben ;) you old rascal.
@@valeyeelectricpoppy3214 LADS LADS LADS
I wonder how much he paid those girls for "companionship".
Coming soon: channel renamed to 'Fake Train Compartment'
My younger brother before his marriage quite often went to Belorussia for the "bed gymnastics"
@@Slashco you're disgusting 😤..maybe in your country you need to pay for company
I could easily see myself waking up to Alina every morning
yes please I want that womans
INTROVERTED NERDS KEEP DREAMING! IM ONE OF U
I have 9.5 inch, let me be the judge of that grammar expert
@@jasonablah7702 Satsriakaaal
truer words have never been spoken brother !
Ha Ha madam, perhaps you would prefer it up your bottoms dear
Wow, Alina is absolutely beautiful. Beautiful place too 🙂
I lived in Grodno until I was 9 years old. Can't wait to visit again.
I'm a simple man
*Bald and Bankrupt uploads*
*Drop everything and watch*
In years to come your son will ask you: ''Father how did I get this dent in my head?'' and you shall say '' Now son are you sitting comfortably? good! let me tell you a story about Mr bald...'''
это
@@JafmanzYou sir, deserve a comment of the day award!
You rather look like a simple kid.
yea instead of getting ready in the morning i'm watching this latest upload from bald.
Alina can be your side kick for the future journeys ;-) shes such a positive character
No
@@c-b.s.7624 Alina's ex ^
@@c-b.s.7624 you mean no, or Niet?
These videos got so much better with Alina ❤⚡❤
I couldn’t find the “to be continued” video of your meeting with her grand dad. Did you lose that footage or something?
I also couldn't find
damn same
that video got either removed, or it was never published in the first place (which I doubt)
U old rascal
U feel refreshed after a 2 hour sleep
I wonder why lol
You ever tried sleeping on a strange train ?
XD
Robert you virgin, Evan was saying Mr Bald is out here with no sleep, clapping cheeks
Haha
@@Xray447reviews with her mom nearby lol
Does that train 🚞 has BRAZZERS Stickers?
Penises drawn all over it
#faketrain or #faketourist?
@@moonshot9056 In Moldova, not Belarus.
@dont bother you don't understand the references
Joe W it was Moldova not Belarus
Вот это соседочка)))
4:25 Ah, that famous view of the "Azot" chemical plant right before the train reaches the Grodno train station! I saw it so many times in my younger years...
We don't mind the backlog footage of Alina one bit, Bald....
She is gorgeous!
@@lennydale92 and so much fun!
Merry that girl man - she is beautiful and funny
Her ig please..
Gorgeous girl with a great personality and happy disposition. Really suited to @bald and bankrupt . Q: is Alina's mother a Gopnik? Haha the black pink trackies.
"This is Grodno"
*commie blocks in the distance*
"Wow what a beauty."
Ritcherscream724 applies to Budapest which is the capital of Hungary. You see one of the largest synagogues in the world and then to the left is újpest where the khrushchyovkas look stackable
@@Bence-ht8kc At least Grodno is clean and the buildings have been maintained. Budapest looks like a dumpster and the buildings are falling apart.
That train looked remarkably smooth and quiet.
Very civilized way to travel by train!!! Bravo.
4:20 "Its a two way street" -Mr Bald
so you are getting married. I guess it's mandatory now
I like where this is going
very humorous keeps me up and fun!
Badass morning voice! Congratulations 🎉
4:20 oh boy, you are not alone with this, we all have done it as well, hashahh. loving your videos from colombia, keep it up
Her and her mom? Bro you uploaded in the wrong website!
Haha 😂😂
dukeburger5 Damn he cant handle a joke snowflake
@dukeburger5 that proves his age
@dukeburger5 oh dearie dear
@@kongvinter33 your gramatically incorrect
She should have a channel.
Wow reminds me of my Russian world cup adventure travelling from kalinggrad to Moscow through Belorussia on the sleeper trains, we had a great time in Russia, people are very friendly and get on well with the English
His facial expressions have been getting slightly different recently, lots of slight smiles. Wonder why.
He's contemplating whether he's gona make her a good English woman or if he's gona become a good Belurussian man' :[) LoL
@@nigonkouk1770 probably the latter!
Cause hes a fuckin creep
STARB0YY I have to disagree used to agree with you but there’s something off about him
pussies?
Shes a natural beauty...she doesnt need makeup
**woah! thanks for the likes, I was just stating facts!**
So true!
She's probably a minor
@@henryglarsson2635 Definitely isn't.
Absolutely. Amazing to see what a healthy diet and a more or less simple life can do
Seems to be a common slavic trait 😂 lucky them
Absolutely best you tube blogs out,watched all your blog's, entertainment at its best,moving when see some of the pesents with nothing but still enjoying life, would love to visit Russia myself one day ,thank you
I was a student in Ukraine which is pretty similar to Belarus , the trains are practically the same. One thing Bald didnt mention is that in the summer those trains can get extremely hot as there is no centralized air conditioning.
in Russia they have aircon so there's that.
And…they don’t allow you to open the windows!
Title: "You Must Do THIS On Russian Trains!
"
Me thinking: "GET LAID!"
Its not very hard. Couples take coupe trains (closed cabin) on purpose so they can fuck
Be sure he gets laid a lot! With a chick like that.... huuh!
@@giacomocasanova2418 the difficult part is having a partner
Brütal stop white knighting you literally have a swastika as your profile pic
Brütal incel alert
I love how you left 5:45 uncut while actually redoing takes xD
'It's a two way street' if you know what he means
What a beautiful and charming traveling companion you have there old boy. Any idea how lucky you are?
Alina is so agile and lithe when she moves, like a cat.
its called youth
i think she’s a taurus
@@drinkingpoolwater what hahaha
@@marvin2678 her astrology sign.
@@drinkingpoolwater but does that to do with the way she walks 😂
For some reason this video is so relaxing and heartwarming.
I can watch this girl all day
alina is gorgeous Russian girl
SIMP
@@jonaspriolo1890 Welcome, Red Pillers)
Simp
She stunning without makeup.
thank you for every video! i'm not Russian, but i learn so much about russia thanks to you! i hope that i can suggest to add links on every video to connect the next chapter, it's hard to find the chronology chapters cause of many videos! cheers
Can't wait til you reach 1,000,000 subs man! Your content is a diamond in the rough!
I just woke up and started watching, i felt like i just woke up on the train too 😂
Another awesome videoo!
Sameeeee.
People are smart these days
You really learn our life brother. ITs cool)