Living the Dream with Gerald Swindle - Maintenance Wipe

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  • čas přidán 5. 09. 2024
  • I don't know what to say about this one, but it has to do with what I call "Maintenance Wipe".

Komentáře • 92

  • @msquared9605
    @msquared9605 Před 3 lety +9

    “He’s been known to take a maintenance wipe during the day” she killed me 😂

  • @liveoaksmokin
    @liveoaksmokin Před rokem +1

    I feel like this guy could share a lot with us in many things in life. Thanks for sharing!

  • @user-yi8pf8on6w
    @user-yi8pf8on6w Před 7 lety +3

    Turned 41 this past year and agree completely with the maintenance wipe. we've used them the past several years while camping and call it a Whores Bath.

  • @jraintdead
    @jraintdead Před 5 lety +3

    LeAnn is a doll!

  • @okiefish7066
    @okiefish7066 Před 9 lety +16

    man i swear i thought i was the only one who did the maintenance wipe thing!

  • @MoMan.88
    @MoMan.88 Před 3 lety +2

    Maintenance wipes are mandatory!!

  • @ChuckHickl
    @ChuckHickl Před 4 lety +1

    The older I get, the leakier the valve gets and maintenance wipes have become a standard mid-morning and mid afternoon practice. About time we were understood!

  • @OrilliaFishing
    @OrilliaFishing Před 7 lety +6

    lmao, It's about time someone came and talked to us about the important things.

  • @dubkkidd
    @dubkkidd Před 14 lety +5

    HUGGIES should be one of his sponsors on the Bassmaster tour lol

  • @PaBasser
    @PaBasser Před 14 lety +2

    Good to know that there are more of us out there. You da Man, G.

  • @davidtyler5032
    @davidtyler5032 Před 6 lety +1

    Dang. Mr swindle thought I was the only full grown man that's using huggie wipes ,whoop glad ya brought secret out , I do maintaining wipes my self , who ever thought toilet paper was a good idea , no no no , skid marks for this hillbilly , thanks god bless and kick some bass ❤🇺🇸🎣 from Michigan

  • @screamingenergy
    @screamingenergy Před 13 lety +2

    Gerald, I agree on the "Maintenance Wipe", as an FYI, when I was about 13, I started doing what I call the "Insurance Wipe", an extra pass after everything is in order to be doubly sure that everything is in order.

  • @gw4738
    @gw4738 Před 3 lety

    Brother, huhhhhh!!! How to start my comment is a bit of a struggle to say the least. Luckily my wife is as amazing as yours after 19 years she knows not to ask questions. I do construction for a living and use porta potties on a regular basis. I’m not sure if you ever have but if you did you know you have to bring your own tp. My heart goes out to you for sure. I’m entering a bass fishing contest every day in 2020 to fish with three pros and you are my # 1 pick for sure. If you have any say in where you will fish PLEASE pic somewhere within driving distance of me. Lake st Claire is 6 hours west of me and is a great smallmouth bass fishery. I live about 1.5 hours southeast of Pittsburgh pa but I enter the contest every day hoping for the best. GS I’ve watched lots of fishing videos, but recently figured how much of a knucklehead you were. I’m gonna keep checking out your videos for sure and hope to see you when I win the contest.

  • @kbone87
    @kbone87 Před 6 lety +1

    Great dude, lovely lady. Awesome folks!

  • @bubbahouck9290
    @bubbahouck9290 Před 6 lety +1

    OMG I thought I was the only one that did that thanks Gerald for sharing that gotta stay fresh

  • @thereelangler2391
    @thereelangler2391 Před 4 lety

    There are subjects we need to pass on to our children, and the maintenance wipe is one subject that is grossly overlooked.

  • @joelelah1
    @joelelah1 Před 13 lety +17

    We've all gambled on a fart and lost........

  • @timhafley5177
    @timhafley5177 Před rokem

    Pretty Smile,y'all have something Special.

  • @kurthoelter3495
    @kurthoelter3495 Před 3 lety +1

    ok, think i need a huggy ive been laughing so hard. props man

  • @dexterrhodes5589
    @dexterrhodes5589 Před 4 lety

    G-man you so funny I love all your videos Dexter From Texas

  • @dv6000hp
    @dv6000hp Před 13 lety +2

    Dude, G....I was laughing my ass off....showed my wife. See ya soon, hope you make it to fish n' chips at down stream this year. Lata Budeh

  • @ncshorty11
    @ncshorty11 Před 2 lety

    The dude wipe sponsor makes way more since now 😂

  • @BasswipeNC
    @BasswipeNC Před 14 lety

    Gerald came to the Warriors on the Water Tournament in Fayetteville, NC a few years ago and told the story about when he shit his pants while fishing a tournament with a female reporter in the boat. It was some of the funniest shit I have ever heard.

  • @drumnistite
    @drumnistite Před 13 lety

    Gerald, You know that gives your saying " Fell like I'm sliding down a greezzy rope" a whole new meaning. Damn your funny dude!

  • @leviross9450
    @leviross9450 Před 3 lety

    “Gerald has a poop fetish he has the cleanest butt I’ve ever seen” lol okkkk

  • @Jacksonabean
    @Jacksonabean Před 12 lety +1

    Courtesy flushing and wet wipes. 2 must haves!!

  • @brianbarnett3555
    @brianbarnett3555 Před 6 lety +1

    Real talk via Swindle

  • @hunterwalker4918
    @hunterwalker4918 Před 6 lety +1

    Dude wipes are the way to go!!😂😂

  • @byADK
    @byADK Před rokem

    I used to think I was the only man who pulled a maintenance wipe 😂

  • @kccampbell9140
    @kccampbell9140 Před 3 lety

    There is more of us than i thought lol gotta stay fresh dont want no baboon butt 😂😂😂

  • @gulfscuba
    @gulfscuba Před 14 lety +1

    He's right on this!

  • @justinmorlock4281
    @justinmorlock4281 Před 7 lety +8

    Hey man, first thing you learn in the military... keep baby wipes with you!

  • @TheOutdoorDude
    @TheOutdoorDude Před 5 lety

    You're lucky that was the bathroom at Oneida shores and not the porta-jon at the free boat launch off Route 31 😱🤞💩🔥😬

  • @715basser
    @715basser Před 11 lety +2

    I like the Huggies Shea Butter ones! :)

  • @zgambler1
    @zgambler1 Před 3 lety

    love g man he will win someday

  • @2ndamendmentlordgunzz126

    I do a maintenance wipe 2 or 3 times a day

  • @blech71
    @blech71 Před 7 lety +1

    -!MAINTENANCE WIPE!-

  • @unitaper
    @unitaper Před 13 lety

    Gerald reminds me of the Mike the Situation from Jersey Shore

  • @nathansmith5331
    @nathansmith5331 Před 8 lety +4

    LOL this guy is funny as shit

  • @BenFourman
    @BenFourman Před 8 lety +3

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....A clean heinie is a happy heinie!

  • @TeamJesusOutdoors
    @TeamJesusOutdoors Před 5 lety

    Who doesn't keep them handy???

  • @BigFun4Us
    @BigFun4Us Před 14 lety +1

    I thought I was the only one. Good to know I am not alone!!

  • @smcdonald86
    @smcdonald86 Před 14 lety +1

    Funny shit! Only you would put that on-line :)

  • @rainysunday6186
    @rainysunday6186 Před 5 lety

    This is so funny . .. . I’m 63 and sometimes you leak . . / / / good idea with the wipes. . .

  • @alextheoldore3545
    @alextheoldore3545 Před rokem

    Lol to funny y’all are true people

  • @BigDaddy-lm1rl
    @BigDaddy-lm1rl Před 3 lety

    You need to get Huggies to be one of your sponsors you are probably making them very wealthy at this point

  • @jmayman87
    @jmayman87 Před 8 lety

    Omg, I bout spit my milk out. Hilariously true.....

  • @chrisduffy2737
    @chrisduffy2737 Před 4 lety

    Craziest fishing video.

  • @Beenhereawhile1001
    @Beenhereawhile1001 Před 12 lety

    Wipes are called a "2nd Opinion" round here.

  • @ritasalloum3531
    @ritasalloum3531 Před 11 lety

    you know your a true swindle fan if you know what he wipes with....

  • @jw-zl3zp
    @jw-zl3zp Před 4 lety

    I’m the same way, Dude!!!

  • @donsisco7118
    @donsisco7118 Před 7 lety +1

    Lol, I'm with ya on that

  • @PeterWFishing
    @PeterWFishing Před 12 lety +1

    huggies boat wraps?

  • @rwz260500
    @rwz260500 Před 6 lety

    I am going to remember that one. Lol....

  • @dantwaites7097
    @dantwaites7097 Před 5 lety +1

    This is hilarious

  • @CaptainAngelo
    @CaptainAngelo Před 5 lety

    I’ve been all baby wipes for 20 years! Lol

  • @andywilliamson7846
    @andywilliamson7846 Před 6 lety

    3:30 "Flustrated" LOL.

  • @charliefrancisco9858
    @charliefrancisco9858 Před 3 lety

    There’s more of you out there???? I get made fun of for carrying wipes with me all the time. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @offthehookdetroit
    @offthehookdetroit Před 4 měsíci

    I’m dead lol

  • @DavidK-bo9hc
    @DavidK-bo9hc Před 8 měsíci

    300 k in views....ha lol...I try to pay attention

  • @bigdogtrading
    @bigdogtrading Před 3 lety

    G Man it's called Itchy BUTT Syndrome "IBS"

  • @BeGloryOrPeace
    @BeGloryOrPeace Před 10 lety

    LMAO.. that's funny, but I guess everyone's got there own regiment.

  • @shanedeel2
    @shanedeel2 Před 10 lety

    rich people... under armor underwear... But im all about an extra wipe sometimes.

  • @mikeanderson7165
    @mikeanderson7165 Před rokem

    I’m same way 😂😂😂😂

  • @plantcitychuck2551
    @plantcitychuck2551 Před 7 lety +1

    i believe in a clean butt also,but if you have to make a maintenance wipe you may have a leaky o-ring.better go see the butt doc

  • @JBGIBSON
    @JBGIBSON Před 10 lety

    LMAO! Swindle's crazy.

  • @ja.k.triggered5826
    @ja.k.triggered5826 Před 5 lety

    Personally I've always called it slickey britches. So I carry manpons instead of tampons. Lol 😏

  • @GregK9
    @GregK9 Před 13 lety

    @RobVT3 Perv!! LOL!

  • @jimjones8300
    @jimjones8300 Před 5 lety

    Omg funny shit !!

  • @familymatters2
    @familymatters2 Před 4 lety

    😂😂😂😂

  • @slabbusterrtr7690
    @slabbusterrtr7690 Před 3 lety

    I call it swamp ass

  • @TheSwishdaddy
    @TheSwishdaddy Před 7 lety

    Nobody likes a dirty rear wipes are where it's at

  • @bbruno1266
    @bbruno1266 Před 9 lety

    LOL

  • @christygrant
    @christygrant Před 6 lety

    Hahahaha

  • @nationgames358
    @nationgames358 Před 5 lety

    Is this a joke

  • @NasalObstruction
    @NasalObstruction Před 11 lety

    I agree with him.. unfortunately America has not adopted the European Bidet,so yes we all walk around with dirty ass.

  • @wadecohagan2388
    @wadecohagan2388 Před 5 lety

    Lol he must have seepage

  • @ajones68
    @ajones68 Před 14 lety

    dang...sounds like the gman got some roids..hemrrhoids

  • @threeforty7
    @threeforty7 Před 12 lety

    This guy is late to the party. I've been using wet wipes for final cleanup for decades. I preach it to everyone I know. Right now I am staring at two casese of wet wipes in my office at work. Suck it.

  • @SkeeterBone82
    @SkeeterBone82 Před 6 měsíci

    I've never understood why anyone thinks you can clean up a crime scene with toilet paper! 🧻 I'm 💯 on the wet shop cloths in a nice sealed bag everyday! Poke proof is just a bonus man