my daily routine in Liberty City: - Wake up in my apartment in North Algonquin - Get up and make breakfast - Remove any car doors from the roof -Call my co worker Pat and car-pool to work - Pat is delayed because he was hit by a Sentinel traveling at a landspeed of 769mph and has landed in the ocean 30 miles from shore - Decide to grab the subway to my job at the Majestic Hotel - Train is struck by several flying cars but doesn't care - Leave the subway station only to be struck by a bus - Wake up in Hove Beach with my pelvis broken in 18-400 places depending on how much I had to eat that day. - Call my boss and explain i'm going to be incredibly late - My boss doesn't pick up because he died trying to come into work -Decide to just have a nap on a bench because I had no way to get back to Algonquin - Get struck by a Blista Compact - Fucking Die -Repeat
I used to have this nice little apartment in Alderny but for the last 4 months I've been living in a warehouse in Bohan due to getting launched by a cavelcade trying to get to work. my only nutrients coming from the sprunk machine and the water dripping off the pipes. I am too scared to leave. Please send help
Got to say watching your videos brings back some good memories. I used to do this crap with my friends all the time playing with speeds flying cars. Experiments always fun still one of my favorite things was flying that tank in GTA 3
7:40 ah that brings back memories of the ps1 era Driver: you are the wheelman series when playing survivor mode and cops having an insane speed boost😂😂
The sheer amount of times Niko went flying out of the front window of the Infernus made me think of a famous 80's Canadian PSA ad for the War Amps. Shown here czcams.com/video/Km4f-eRE4Kc/video.html "I am Niko, a video game character. I can make myself invincible. You can't. So drive safe."
my daily routine in Liberty City:
- Wake up in my apartment in North Algonquin
- Get up and make breakfast
- Remove any car doors from the roof
-Call my co worker Pat and car-pool to work
- Pat is delayed because he was hit by a Sentinel traveling at a landspeed of 769mph and has landed in the ocean 30 miles from shore
- Decide to grab the subway to my job at the Majestic Hotel
- Train is struck by several flying cars but doesn't care
- Leave the subway station only to be struck by a bus
- Wake up in Hove Beach with my pelvis broken in 18-400 places depending on how much I had to eat that day.
- Call my boss and explain i'm going to be incredibly late
- My boss doesn't pick up because he died trying to come into work
-Decide to just have a nap on a bench because I had no way to get back to Algonquin
- Get struck by a Blista Compact
- Fucking Die
-Repeat
10/10
I used to have this nice little apartment in Alderny but for the last 4 months I've been living in a warehouse in Bohan due to getting launched by a cavelcade trying to get to work. my only nutrients coming from the sprunk machine and the water dripping off the pipes. I am too scared to leave. Please send help
sounds like an interesting life
20:02 that combo look so clean lmao
21:26
So many things happening in one cutscene…
_"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."_
Thanks for the time stamp - funniest part of the whole video 🤣🤣 my sides literally ache from this
10:57 Niko is clearly running after him.
Game: "The dealer got away."
Umm...Okay?
21:25 Carmageddon to relax/study to
22:03 YEACH (hoooooonk)
14:08 Niko showing some series moves right there
"We will have flying cars in the future!"
3:47
STAY AWAY FROM ME *runs directly at him*
?
3:21 PARKOUR
6:31 that's so good shit
CARkour lol
3:12 that was perfect 👌 😂
3:18 that flying convoy
13:05 that's a pretty horrifying sight to find behind a door
6:30 This is my favorite part lmaoo
20:53 that scream really got me 🤣
I giggle everytime Niko gets hit and spins like a windmill😭😭 I find it so gracious/adorable
06:10 _Okay from where are you coming?_
😂😂😂😂😂
Niko avoided the cutter for an even worse fate
6:31 That some good shit😂
3:18 that bus leading a flock of cars though🤣
6:30
damn this shit was so good it killed him via explosion.
20:45 "Nikoman, he flies like a moron..."
Dealer: " imma pretend to be like a regular NPC"
Niko: " you can't do that"
Game: "the dealer got away"
3:00 pedestrian almost looked like he was going to make it. 😢😂
Famous last words "That's some good shit"
21:47
7:05-7:15 😂😂😂
Do you ever get sick of these videos? Like we love them don’t get me wrong but just worried you might get sick of making them lol
Got to say watching your videos brings back some good memories. I used to do this crap with my friends all the time playing with speeds flying cars. Experiments always fun still one of my favorite things was flying that tank in GTA 3
6:31 when the owner of this channel upload New video
12:34 you have tô look both sides before cross the street man 👀
6:32 that's some good shit you done cl... BOOM!
5:55 - Bellic is a spiderman
7:05 HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA RIGHT TO THE FACE!!
Dwayne is gonna wish he was still in Prison lol XD
I wonder how much Dwayne will complain about the traffic lok
6:32 dramatic death.
18:45 I heard of cell phone distractions but daaaaaaam!
That bus though.. final destination indeed
Thank you for doing the lord's work. 😅
7:40 ah that brings back memories of the ps1 era Driver: you are the wheelman series when playing survivor mode and cops having an insane speed boost😂😂
I love the Infernus.
I love these videos. Hahaha
6:54 the cop flying by
20:03 BAM BAM BAM
Wake me up. When September ends.
What mod is that
Very funny episode
The sheer amount of times Niko went flying out of the front window of the Infernus made me think of a famous 80's Canadian PSA ad for the War Amps. Shown here
czcams.com/video/Km4f-eRE4Kc/video.html
"I am Niko, a video game character. I can make myself invincible. You can't. So drive safe."
😂😂😂😂😂
19:39 Git Dizzy Ya'll!
😂😂😂 я этого и хотел , трафик с полицейскими
Next with full stars of police chase with 99999 traffic speed 😂
13:06😮 how car get inside😮
20:02 he gets ran over 3 times in half a second 😂
4:38 Moonwalk
wonder how long niko would last without godmode
Not very long. In a few older videos he gets Wasted a lot.
22:03 😂💀💀💀💀
6:33 Not even the cinematics are safe
3:01 oh you thought you were afe?
Do one with Playboy X
I wish i have that ability
8:11😮
1:05 2:09🤣🤣
Please drive truck or suv because Murica!
10:58 Дилер забегает в переулок в скрывается в 2ух метрах от Нико.
Так же Нико:Черт,где он?