HiveSwap FriendSim Act 16: Marvus Xoloto [NO COMMENTARY]
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- čas přidán 8. 11. 2018
- This dude... evokes conflicting emotions. He's handsome but... strange and creepy. Not as creepy as Zebruh, that's for sure.
TimStomps
Go with Zebruh?
4:40 - NOPE
6:12 - Fine.
Zebruh has a 'plan' to get to Marvus
19:05 - Help him
30:43 - Fuck no! - Hry
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12:15 im gonna say a swear now because thats a ADULT FUCKING MAN, no level of Oh He Big Boned or Oh Hes Technically 18 OR WHATEVER IS GONNA FLY, THATS A ADULT MAN
13:01 STOP TRYIN 2 ACT LIKE THE ADULT MAN IS SEXY, I DONT LIKE HIM HES WEIRD AND SCARY
14:27 whoever wrote this I hate u more than anyone. U really wrote the sentence "his pants were looking a little more plumper than usual" and didnt rethink ur life??? Try lookin at ur mama in the eye ever again. U disgust me
15:05 SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP MARVUS IS SCARY BAD MSPAREADER
16:33 "modest stature" "lanky juggalo" THATS A ADULT FUCKIG MAN YOU CANT JUST DRAW A ADULT MAN THAT HAS ALMOST BOTH HIS TIDDIES OUT AND SHOULDERS WIDER THAN A DOORFRAME 2 CALL HIM ~uwu Lanky~ LIKE SHUT UP THATS A ADULT FCKING MAN YOU DREW YOU CANT BACKTRACK AND PRETEND ITS SOME TALL TEEN THATS A ADULT. FUCKING. MAN
I hate this. I am so uncomfortable. This is the least sexy individual I have ever seen fear is makin my hands sweaty hussie is gonna do something fucky an weird I KNOW IT. Marvus is gonna say some weird fuckin shit, an ill have 2 see tons of horny fanart of it for at least a month
This clown was designed specifically to call me out as a bottom and I hate it
marvus is a power bottom
he was made to call out everyone as bottoms
I fear that a lot of male trolls call me out for being a very large bottom.
I've long accepted the fact I'm a bottom.
they found the horniest writer on the team for this
Devs: What situation should we MSPA in for Marvus?
That one writer: Hold my beer
The writer's name(or nickname, so to speak)is "V"
*edit(7/6/19):* same guy also wrote Lanque’s route
@@mayorkoopbob sonovabilch
Yeah me
@@mayorkoopbob NO FUCKING WONDER ekek
marvus is so cool that he even gets a nose.
Lanque gets a nose to flex on Lynera
@@doppelgengar7190 lan iz an ass bitch. He dosent deserve the damn nose.
@@anon-dj9ox you say a year later lmao
I think they all have noses but Marvus's is just a lot larger making it more easy to see.
he's eyebrowless tho
*zebruh getting slaughered*
*Protagonist steals his dream man*
Complete savage
It says no commentary but the cursor says 1,000 words and I live for it
Lonnise Graham I think my favorite part was to see the cursor shake wildly and motion an “X” over Zebruh’s face in the beginning ahsbdfjfkf
I'm so happy that we all noticed that.
Cursor provides all the commentary needed and the best part it it’s completely silent
See, it's a paradox because Zebruh is needed in future acts of the canon Hiveswap, and if any of the troll call trolls dies in the friendsims then it's automatically non-canon. And as Marvus said, technically all of this is non-canon. Loosely canon, technically, but still not 100% canon. Thus, all the timelines where troll call trolls die become bad ends, no matter how much we would or wouldn't mind them dying. If Zebruh dies here and now, then whatever he's supposed to do in the actual, canon Hiveswap wouldn't happen.
Essentially, it's plot armor.
(Although, catch me several years later like "well I guess I was wrong about Zebruh having plot significance" or something, then whatever)
haha ye
he has a very widespread reach judging by the conections we know he has and that he owns various places, so he holds a significant ammount of power even among blue bloods, at least power in reach and conections
so he very likelly will play a significant role, even if msotly in the background or implied
hopefully it means he gets redeemed in some way
I thought it was non-canon because the choice you made SHOULD result in you not befriending Marvus, but you ended up being friendly with him anyways, so it caused a paradox. However, that makes more sense.
It's been 4 years...
Welp, so much for no nut November.
erictrygh tbh tho _(꒪ཀ꒪」∠) _
ᕙ[･･]ᕗ
ಠ_ಠ
I have a feeling when everyone here saw Marvus for the first time, in mind everyone is like, "DDDAAAMMNNN."
But then you continue.....
*And then you wish you didn't*
hey
whaddup guys lol :o)
Zebruh dying a gruesome death was more fanservice than Mavrus’ whole character combined hallelujah
The amount of character your mouse movements provide keep me laughing throughout the entire video!
Dshfkglhlh it’s the only way I can express myself in a vid with no commentary
Wait... how did you watch all of t when the vid was only released a couple minutes ago?
MiscEris Dedication
He has the body of a man, the skill of a god, and the dialect of a 12 year old
Absolute swagger
Apparently I speak cursor movements because I understood every mood.
Everybody’s ignoring the fact that the mc fortnite dances at 21:17
I FUCKING CHOKED WHEN I READ THIS
BRUH
(ok i laughed at every time Zebruh says something weird or uncomfortable your cursor just. spazzes out like "n o,, ST Op")
What if Marvus is using chucklevoodoos to make himself THIS irresistible? We've seen other hot characters but they haven't gotten this same treatment.
(Then again, we also haven't seen Lanque's route).
Dude that’s a good theory.
It could even be his latent Claspect powers coming in.
On the other hand, he is a very pretty troll with a very impressive chest.
It could just be that the player character has never encountered a troll like this.
He absolutely is lmao
roxy lalonde in clown form
XDDDDDDDDDDD
"u hangin in there fam?"
AND IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SENTENCE
"You imagine some poor let's player having to read every delectable sentence of these odiferous paragraphs aloud"
Smart move with the no commentary
I got a heart 20 seconds after this comment was posted
and this isn't the first time this has happened
are you just sitting around waiting for comments all day or what? I mean I haven't even finished the video yet!
just happened to be checking my channel at the time
Honestly your mouse zooming on-screen sometimes when smth pops up like the "5 decapitations" part is so funny
Marvus is definitely a light aspect. 33:33 never thought I'd be glad to see a face full of juggalo junk.
either he is a light player or just derse gamzee
But he's technically, maybe, time bound. Due to that whole brief leak of his top hat with his sign on it with his troll call card.
I'd rather think, that he's time player.
1. His hat. Wait, what hat?
2. Talking about time etc.
3. Talking, how he doesn't care about not being alpha Marvus, because, what's important is that he'll affect the canon reality, which is a Time-bound thing.
I got his sign in the extended zodiac
And he sign is indeed time bound and a prospit player
@@coolishmintz7212 how do not people know this?
Welp, time to delete my watch history
i feel like this was meant to prepare us for the horror and filth that is Gamzee in the Candy Epilogue. That is the only thing that can top this.
shit that makes too much sense
This is the most active the cursor has been in all the routes. But honestly, big mood and I share cursor's sentiments
Everytime the mouse was shook it felt like a way of yelling "NOOOO"
can i just say how disappointed i am that zebrah does not canonically die
I hate this route specifically because it makes me out to be a bottom and that is very unsettling for me, a known top.
OH WORM?
If you have to say you're a top, then you are a bottom. I hate to be the ebared of bad news
@@solarchaotica I
Stfu bottom
marvus is a power bottom
*40+ minute friendsim*
oh lordy
so what the actual fuck was that
@@Eat_Some_Eggs true love ?
@@Zombie_Chow somethin like that....
@@Eat_Some_Eggs i didn't watch the whole video at the time the comment was made..... i now have regrets
this is like. the author lashing out at you for getting tricky by making the only canon ending result in you being Down with the clown
I mean... The author isn't wrong... For me, at least.
the whole pit part was so god damn uncomfortable but damn is he a hot dude
I’m so uncomfortable. Never have I ever thought about sticking my nose in a hunky clown’s sweaty armpit
36:41 i am kinkshaming
lmao
I like kinknabling
but I dont like that everyone supposedly just falls for the guy
haha
I AM SO CONFUSED I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HIVESWAP IS ABOUT???? why is the reader sniffing his armpit i am going to cry. wail even. on the floor.
i hate this place and everyone in it LET ME OUT I DONT GET IT PLEASE STOP SNIFFING THE CLOWN
the only good thing is that the blue blood troll gets killed. major win.
39:17 I can confirm this is Gamzee's descendant because of the slime pie. We all know what that is and what it will do to you and we also know how the highblooded trolls are supposed to act so whenever Gamzee eats his pies he's so calm. Whenever he ran out he tried to kill every lowblood... *Marv. is high and we all* *know and love it*
If I'm wrong you can point it out just don't make a big deal out of it.
imagine rejecting zebruh and then getting ran over and dying like 5 seconds later
Oof
Hussie really out here tryin’ to make us clownfuckers huh? Well it McFuckin’ worked.
I’m dyslexic as fuck and having a hard time reading his dialogue so I just imagine him speaking literal gibberish and honestly it still fits him
A bit uncomfortable but f u c k i n g a t t r a c t e d to a fictional clown. I hate myself for this.
i'm in love with ONE clown and i want him to crush my skull like a sparrow's egg between his thighs
Or his nice tiddies
You okay dude?
Real
if id watched this before reading the homestuck epilogues i wouldve known what to expect when i saw that v was one of the writers lmao
for that exact reason i wish so bad that id watched this earlier
WOW TRUE FXXKING DAT
I saved 35 photos of this man in like 5 minutes I am in love
this is probably one of the weirdest chapters but damn the comments
Marvus talks like a 90s/00s teen on myspace
id sell zebruh to satan for one corn chip
JUST ONE?!
Xoloto Xoloto
"i like em big. I like em Chunky (Chunky)"
Hit or miss, I guess he intentionally missed, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn’t kiss ya!
33:25
*The FBI wants to know your location*
the only thing ill ever agree with zebruh on is that he is a beautiful man
My friends roped me into this fandom by blasting some Homestuck music and showing me every sprite of this man. I have watched every route in order and I am FROTHING AT THE MOUTH. I LOVE HIM.
bruh
what
the
frick
was all that pit sniffing all about?
I almost puked
Purple Bard the writer for this one was horny
@@MiscEris how the hell is this a kink?
I know worse ones
haha
@@purplebard7349 the whole concert diaper thing was a kink too
Actually, liking the scent of your partner means you're compatible. But the description of Marvus' scent made me gag. Like BRUH
This clown man be liking the smell of my shit tf I really gotta play Hiveswap
Cursor waving intensifies
I never understood the craze till now, I would forever be down with the clowns if I could befriend Marvus or more. But my god, I felt pure unfiltered lust from reading this, like there should be a link to this underneath the definition of HORNINESS. Also see why people dislike Zebruh lol
I love the comments on these, they made me forget that I felt like I was dying because of my god damn flu. Thank you to everyone who wrote these hillarious comments and thank you MiscEris for posting these amazing videos. Also weird and random story, my Dad always sticks his armpit in my face and I gag so much I would think that I was actually gonna puke from how bad his armpits stink, he gets super dirty and sweaty because he works in a auto body shop and he looks like he's been in lots of fights because of the scars and cuts from work. (Edit: Thank you so much MiscEris for the heart! And thank you to those who liked my comment! I feel so loved T^T)
Good lordy...
I'm only here because I didn't have the courage to go through the Pit Stop route in my own game. I just. i just couldn't. I'm a coward, but a coward who draws the line at clown pits.
it's illegal to draw a friendsim character this hot i--- 😳
so.......thats what a doomed timeline feels like, thats what happens when youre somehow still alive by the end of it....
fucking freaky. hey fun fact the worst part of homestuck lore for me isnt the sheer number of gruesome deaths literally everyone experiences, or the villains and their power and wickedness, or the overused memes. its the simple fucking fact of doomed timelines. shakes me to my damn core
Guess we won't know what happens if you "respect yourself", huh?
it just cuts to the pretending to kill u part
haha
well i wasnt planning to start now anyway
"teens" in troll sweeps means at least 26, and at most 38 in human years... so middle aged people only, wanting to pail marvus? i thought adults are sent to space right when they become adults
well i guess it'd be saying something that a bunch of adults come right out of space just to fill a bucket with him...
How old is he even
I think you fudged the numbers there a LOT buddy. Adults aren't allowed on Alternia. Marvus is roughly 18-19 in human years, meaning he's verging on being exiled.
@@dankspiderman579 the thing is that "teens" are called teens cause they range from the numbers thir*teen* to nine*teen* and a troll would have no reason to call someone who's 6-8 sweeps old a teen. an actual teen in troll society would be someone who is 28 to 41 years old, as that's the equivalent of 13 to 19 sweeps. it's probably just an honest mistake of the writers, who forgot that trolls do not know what years are
finally zebruh fucking dies. i wish canon could be as beautiful as that route was
I have never been so uncomfortable watching a video before
Goodddd to know we have multiple boys with thicc legs
through friendsim ive grown a new appreciation for purplebloods
Karako and Marvus are the bestest bois
No one:
Mouse Cursour: YOU SEEIN THIS SHIT?
So we ain’t gonna talk abt that pit scene guys? 😭
Zebruh? Huh, is more like Zebitch
"oh man this clown is really awesome and sexy, i can't wait to make him my fav--"
*GAME:* immediately starts with All That Nasty Shit
".....fucking christ, ok, message received."
lord of blood it is
haha
but seriously, his reason for not rising up ultimately boils down to a selfish one
he and the other purple bloods dont rise up despite their overwelming power because if they did the other castes would rise up and they would loose their privilege
for being a very rage coded religion, marvus has a very hope coded following, with all the lusting and practically religious devotion
I do think he is using either a chucklevoodoo or a psichick power, most likelly a psichick power, as the effects seem to be very hope coded and chucklevoodoos are super rage coded, possibly he has the psichick power lime bloods tended to have (before being all killed), perhaps said power is to make others like em more or be more susseptible to be in good terms with em, seems very blood coded to me, fitting for limebloods, and for marvus if he is a lord of blood
His sign is caprist. It's on his hat and it's time+prospit
@@purplebard7349 nope, the writers confirmed that that was a fake sign he uses
@@0whatman where?
@@purplebard7349 after changing the troll call to him having no hat they said it on a tumblr post I think, you can look it up
pretty sure if you look up "marvus hat fake" you'll find it
The reason for the Purplebloods not rising up is selfish.
Marvus doesn't seem to have much power on deciding from them, tbh i think he is probably one of one of not many "Good purplebloods".
"mayb all this spectrum needz is a lil chaos 2 sh8ke thingz uppp ;o)"
oh god here we go
....concert... diaper?
THIS ACT IS SO FUCKING WEIRD I-!?!? AND I TOUGHT THE LANQUE ONE WAS WEIRD,,
OH MY GOD THEY RIPPED HIS ARMS OFF
This route literally killed me
Wow I actually love Marvus! What a surprise!
Ok it's not that Marvus himself is creepy
He's a good enough guy
But the accompanying writing borders on fetishistic and I hate it
Why did they do this
Because it's hot
Listen hun I ain't innocent in the slightest but if you're into armpits I'm staying away
The writer is a filthy pervert.
I can see Marvus saying : Wag wan big fam
YIKES ZEBRUH HAHAHAHAHAHA
I felt bad for him
This essence of Indigo's coming to me
i feel unconfortable
30:36 What have you done? You changed the future!! You've created a time paradox!
MiscEris your cursor activity any time zebruh says things is so funny
36:27 Wait, so what happens if you click "respect yourself"?
@@KanDoMusic Sounds reasonable enough.
@@rainoftime37 what did they say
aaaaaalright time to see whats so loveable about this man
edit: ok hes p cool
37:14 YA THINK???
16:15
Marvus:
*"hey"*
14:23 i'm killing myself
I have never been so embarrassed ever in my life. "I" SHAT "MYSELF" IN FRONT OF HIM
THE X CURSOR MARK LMFAO a very fitting reaction to anything zebruh
I would’ve said zebruh fall on his face tryna fix the scooter challenge but rip mspar
9:35 OH SHIT THE FAMED HOTDOG JUGGLING CLOWN YEAAHHHH
Ok but genuinely the person that wrote this route ….. :/ I do think marvus is kinda cool and there’s some funny/absurd enough to laugh parts but man there’s just some moments where mspar sounds more possessed by something else rather than the character they are
Ok I might be underexaggerating mspar is totally possessed the writing just seriously spirals I had to physically look away at the armpit part wtf
I always love these videos.
bros majestic
That route is literally calling me a bottom and I dont like it
zebruh is dead clown rave
I HAD TO STOP WATCHING AT THE CLOWN PIT OMG
TIMESTAMP PLEASE
Ooo I've been waiting so long for this!!
36:27 *NOT THE CLOWN PIT*
i love him,,,
your mouse has more life than me
Literally best troll.
Also y'all be tepid asf
Wait did they switch his horns In the final Picture? The one on the left is down on his sprites right?
But in the final pic the right is down
I....
Yeah this made me extremely uncomfortable and i hated every second of it. No sarcasm, Im genuinely scrunching my face in disgust.
what the fuck is happening
we're 100% in an alternate fuckin universe
ever since Fozzer, man...
fuckin' Fozzer..
Fozzer is still great tho
this man makes me glad i’m a lesbian yikes