Ngl I use to get the CB to do goal kicks all the time, had a clean sheet til the 4th last game of the season in Sunday league too, so I made up for not being able to kick by being a good shot stopper lol 🤣
When I was in school our class had that one guy who was always forced into being a goalkeeper and couldn't kick. I thought that people were trying to get rid of him that way but I was surprised. Man is real at goalkeeping and saves almost every goal. His reflexes and diving were one of the most supreme shit. But that was limited to his hands. In the end, he couldn't kick while being so good 😂 Whenever he tried he would kick it either too far right or too high and cover no distance at all. His inaccuracy increased with how much power he put into the kick. I still don't know why out of all games he always chose football since the man was a total beast at volleyball and badminton.
Say you can do it and prove it bruh it's not that hard. I think you should really take that opportunity and get better so you can be good at kicking and everything as a goalkeeper too.
We need more of tape goalkeeper 🤣🤣🤣
The dramatic one just seems bored
True
800 likes and only 2 reply’s I’ll fix that
The thing is i am a bit of the TAPE goalkeeper myself
I'm the 1000th like
I'm literally the one who can't kick...so accurate 🥲😂
Ye. Jumping Like a kenguroo but cant kick. Feel With ya bro
Same
Same
Lol Modern football really relies on goalkeeper with good feet to start from the back, milan won serie a with 2 mistakes by the inter goalkeeper
@@Ciaoandrea999 it’s not nearly as big a deal when you play in an old man rec league like me tho.
There’s also the angry keeper who yells at his defense literally every time there’s a shot even off target (ex: Pickford),
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That’s me 😭 and I can’t kick
Bro pickford has reason and it’s harry maguire💀💀
@@danithabian9651 harry literally best defender of England
@@danithabian9651 harry maguire almost an own goal in wc 2022
"The GK that can't kick." so relatable.
You too bud couldn’t get the ball up for a while till high school
Same broooo😅😅😅😅
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Same
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How was it trying to get that tape off your hair 😂
the tape is a blessing and a curse
@@ARSGoalkeeping as a tape goalkeeper myself, I use non stick tape, and just tie knots 😆
@@ahumanperson231 why not use hand wraps for fighters?
@@niccolodeparmapanini2036 tape's cheaper
@@ahumanperson231 Bruh, not much and hands wraps are better
That can’t kick gk is soooo me
Same
and de gea 💀
SAME HAAHHHA
I sometime accidentally pass the ball to the opponent cuz I can't fucking kick the ball💀
Bruh same here
As a child I often used my face instead of hands because I was short and kids are ruthless.
Hahaha this is the best comment yet
The dramatic one is what my Goalkeeper does when we’re winning and there is not a lot of time left😂
Nah thats fifa goalkeeper
I feel personally attacked 🤣
As a goalkeeper, I can confirm I’m a “can’t kick keeper”. Last time I tried to clear it it went 10 meters in front of my box 🥲
I feel like the dramatic one is every pro goalkeeper 😂
The fact that he probably ripped like all of his hair out is just killing me
😂
Ngl I use to get the CB to do goal kicks all the time, had a clean sheet til the 4th last game of the season in Sunday league too, so I made up for not being able to kick by being a good shot stopper lol 🤣
The second one is basically every professional goalkeeper
Im the guy who always screams in glory after i get a good save.
I mean, if you don't who will?🤝
That's actually true af 😭😭😭 i m the kind of gk who cant shoot long
We had a goally actually fake kick, then jump over the ball and his player kicks it right as his back
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@@mofftarks1527 😂😂😂
When I was in school our class had that one guy who was always forced into being a goalkeeper and couldn't kick. I thought that people were trying to get rid of him that way but I was surprised. Man is real at goalkeeping and saves almost every goal. His reflexes and diving were one of the most supreme shit. But that was limited to his hands. In the end, he couldn't kick while being so good 😂
Whenever he tried he would kick it either too far right or too high and cover no distance at all. His inaccuracy increased with how much power he put into the kick. I still don't know why out of all games he always chose football since the man was a total beast at volleyball and badminton.
Players who snap their ligaments can't run or kick so he could be a convert.
Bro became Neymar for few seconds
I’m definitely the dramatic one. Got to make it look good right?
That tape keeper had me🤣🤣🤣
I’m the dramatic. Some one once kicked at like 1 kph into my hands I caught it and then dick a back rol into a stand🤣🤣🤣
Ayo?
😮😮😮😮😮
@@GameBoy-km8hdit was obv a accident dont make it sus
Wowzers😂🎉 that was a kneeslaper 🤣😍 Good one boy👌👍 I'm showing this video to my son kevin😜😆💯#laughing_out_loud
I literally saw a dramatic goalkeeper, he jumped on the ball, no matter the speed 😂😂😂
That's not dramatic, if it was a ground shot they do that so they can cover up the ball so the other team can't take it from them
I think many of us are guilty as the dramatic keeper at some point growing up 😂
You didn't even have to act for the third one
XD
Someone I play with does a stutter step when going for a long pass and then ends up toe punting it 😂😂😂
LOL
@@ARSGoalkeeping also tapes both wrists. Wonder where he got that idea 😅
i can't punt for anything as a keeper when i tried i fell on my ass
“That’s right! That’s a long one!”😂 that got me
The last one got me 😂😂
I am 3rd one (can u make a full video for perfect gk kick
Same thing as me
The can't kick one was me when I played. What's worse is that I practised and got better and my coach put the defender on goal kicks permemantley
Say you can do it and prove it bruh it's not that hard. I think you should really take that opportunity and get better so you can be good at kicking and everything as a goalkeeper too.
Goalkicks are actually quite difficult to learn if you don't know the right technique and even then takes a while to get better.
goalkeepers always seemed like a crazy bunch to me,
and this one just confirms it xD
Me being a very good goalkeeper
My aim: not today sir
Im all of them lol 😂
there’s also the keeper who can save anything but can’t catch
You described me so well😅
WE ARE PROUD PPL OF TAPE 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂
I like that 😂
Next glove review: Reusch pure contant glue print🥺
You forgot one type of goalkeeper…. GOALKEEPERS WITH W A T E R ON THEIR HANDS!
The hair after tho💀😂
Must've hurt when you took off the tape off your hair 😬
I did it before I started screaming
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Bro I love the way he just shouts THE TAPE GOALKEEPA!!
best part of dramatic keeper
Bro acting like he on crack 🤣🤣
That dramatic gk was so nice🤣🤣
Dramatic one is hilarious 🤣
The dramatic one= Onana & Ramsdale!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
im the dramatic one😂😂😂😂
Bro it’s so satisfying when the goalkeeper saves it with 1 hand
The dramatic one deserves the Oscar award😂
Legend has it he is still putting on even more tape😂😂
The second one is fifa goal keepers 😂😂😂
Imagine Courtois and Neuer trying keeper tape
Can’t forget the one on his phone half the game 💀💀💀💀
Bro explained the goalkeepers of soccer games in 953 languages with the dramatic one💀💀
Bro got a free haircut🥲
We all know the dramatic goalkeeper 😂
The way he catches the ball like that for me it would break my fingers😭😭😭
The can't kick GK is definitely me
I'm just here admiring your Keeper skills ⭐
“The keeper that always punts the ball out of bounds”
The tape Goalkeeper turned out to be a tape god as he’s probably led the league in finger save diving plays
I always tell the centre backs to take the goalkick🤣
The one who catches the ball but inside of the goal
"the tape goalkeeper isnt real he cant hurt you"
When he said the tape goalkeeper and started moving his head around😂😂😂
The dramatic one is relatable.
The Third One Is Soo True
That one keeper that tries to do epic saves on a penalty
This is so funny 🤣I will send this to my brother🩷
I swear the best goalkeepers can't kick at all.
The can’t kick one is so relateable
I’m dramatic and can’t kick😭
The Dramatic one is so accurate they literally dive to the floor after they've already caught the ball
The one that just jumps for no reason is literally me-
The tape goalkeeper 🗣🔥
I'm litteraly that one gk who can't kick☠️☠️. I couldn't drop kick a football if my life depended on it💀💀
"THE TAPE GOALKEEPER! ËÃÆẞŒAHHÆ!!!"
The dramatic one is every fifa goalie
😭😭😭 I’m a real keeper for my private club and I’m the one that can’t kick- 😭😭💕
He still got the roll😂
The taper went inosuke mode😂😂
We are proud people of tape LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!
When Rock Lee decides to become a goalkeeper
The 2nd one goal keeper turn into muay thai mode 💀
Striker be like was I supposed to wait for pass
Bro the dramatic one is every keeper in fifa 💀💀
Definitely a yellow for time wasting with the one who can't kick
“LeTs Go” -Tape Keeper Chad
I literally cant kick and i am a keeper, this is too accurate
Exactly me the one who can't kick far away the ball😂😂
I can't kick too far i feel attacked 🤣
The dramatic one is literally fifa 15 goalkeepers
"The GK that cannot kick" how they know about me😭😭😭
Bro I’m dead💀
This is soo relatable 🥲
Say goodbye to your hair 😂
The tape goalkeeper maniacally laughing
*"Boys don't cry"*
Hurts alot🤕
Being the dramatic one
Is being happy