The 8 Year Old Cristiano Ronaldo
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- čas přidán 27. 08. 2024
- A few less thunderous tackles than I'd have wanted, but great stuff nevertheless.
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Music:
0:01 | Niklas Johansson - The End Of All Things
0:05 | Daniel Rosty - Apocalypse • Video
0:25 | Position Music - Raising The Damned (Epic Dark Massive Industrial Action)
0:40 | Christoffer Ditlevsen - Last Hero 1
1:10 | Danny Cocke - Verge of Total Chaos
1:30, 3:20, 7;45 | Aero Chord - Boundless • [Trap] - Aero Chord - ...
1:45 | Hopex - Bang Dem • Hopex - Bang Dem
2:20, 9:00 | ASVR - Air • Video
2:50, 3:55, 4:10 | Blue Stahli - Rapid Fire
3:40 | Evan King - Guardians
4:20 | Kovan - Thrill Is Gone (feat. Mark Borino) • Kovan - Thrill Is Gone...
4:45 | Jim Yosef - Firefly • Jim Yosef - Firefly | ...
4:50 | Jim Yosef - Arrow • Jim Yosef - Arrow | Ho...
5:10, 5:45 | Johannes Bornlof - Mighty Rush 2
6:00 | Johannes Bornlof - Rise Of The Phoenix 1
6:30 | Kings and Creatures - Into The Dark
7:25| Julius Dreisig - Barakah • Julius Dreisig - Barakah Buy here: smarturl.it/m9lf9p
8:00 | TIIMO - Bangin in the Club • TIIMO - Bangin' In the...
9:15 | Stoned Troopers - System • Video
9:30 | Grax Miza - Save Me Now • Grax & Miza - Save Me Now
10:10 | Stephen Dresser - She’ll Be Coming Round The Mountain
The Cruyff turn at 8:40 was better than the one in the 2017 charity Sidemen match... Also some of the goals in this were better than the one in the charity match as well. It's a shame 30,000 people don't show up to a game played by 8 year old Peles.
Met you in lisbon before the sporting vs arsenal game, you are such a great guy!! pleasure to meet you
The eight year old Sunday league ronaldo
I met him at his book signing
You were in lisbon?
João Gonçalves u
@@penguinlover2k195 no. His book signing was in manchester
2:28
Chris: "So it's still the yellow and green kit. Everyday I ask myself who thought up that those two colours for a football kit would be a good idea."
Me: *an Australian*
LOL
No it’s dark green and gold which is much better
@@EnterNameHamish81 it’s not dummy
yes i felt offense when i first watched this as well, aussie as well
it's yellowy-orange with dark green trim
Playing in yellow and green, the Delia clip and the Alan Partridge commentary! Is there a hint of a closet NCFC fan in you Chris? 😏🔰
Ive been a Norwich fan my whole life, and all the best people support them including Hugh Jackman, Ed Balls and my Nan
Easy bloke
@@jefferygayp4904 right lad
Stan Elwick u beat city like
I thought u meant North Carolina fc for a sec, my local team
love the alan partridge commentary - doesn’t go to waste chris 🙌🏼
Tom McGowan yeah
2017- CZcams football matches
2018- CZcams boxing matches
2019- CZcams tennis matches chrismd win🤷♀️
G30RG3 PARK3
Random Chaos nooooo it’s funny tbf
Qq
G30RG3 PARK3R gg
G30RG3 PARK3R 2017 diss tracks and there is no way tennis will be the sport!
Quote of the year “ what have they been feeding him”
I agree nice quote
A kilo of cocaine a day
Anyone ask
This is just Chris bullying the kids that used to bully him
Lol
Weird not seeing the standard backdrop after all these years as a subscriber...
Lars Husdal very true
V v true
Same lol
Ik
Yeah that's what I was thinking
don’t click bait chris, ronaldo was never that good
Prepare to get bombarded by Ronny fans
DELUXE A OFFICIAL Jeez man. Get help
@kings a lol😂
@@richie8528 trust me
Bendtner is the only football player better than Ronaldo
For an old bugger like me, the fact that there were video cameras around when you were just a few years old is in itself mind blowing. When I was eight years old only about 50% of people had a TV set, not even in colour, let alone high definition!! Really enjoy your videos, especially the Sunday league ones - fantastic.
"THEYRE HEADING ABILITY IS ABOUT THE SAME AS THEYRE ABILITY TO STAY AWAY FROM KITKATS"
Their**
@@jetscheme2125 why have you done this to me
@@TheMrob25 ?
We love Chris when he uploads. The years between his uploads...
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Chris was probably still pretending to be 8 when he was 16
best comment!
this is a hate comment even though i laughed at it!!!
lev taraban I think it was a height joke.. still could be a skill joke tho
gamingtime! It’s a height joke it’s not hate
@@caffycro7568 I agree with u
7:36 park the bus
Chris:“Still wondering who thought that yellow and green were a good combination”
All of Australia: lurking in the background
Love all of the motivating speeches from your parents
I find Chris genuinely funny his humour is so simple and he doesn’t try too hard unlike other youtubers so keep it up!!
That thing about the toepunts - even today chris, i've never seen an under 10s football team with a single player that doesn't just love to toepunt everything.
I seem to always find that the toepunt-worshippers are the ones who take every penalty, every free kick and every corner simply because they can get more height on the ball than any other player on the team. When you can toepunt well, you can do absolutely everything with it.
My backwards school in early-90's Hull banned toe-poking the ball, even tho' i, and others, used to score quite a bit with it. The PE teachers kept saying it was wrong. I had to obey, but my goals dried up as I wasn't getting the same power with the accepted shooting techniques. Gave up playing for the school team and discovered weed, drink and pool. Imagine how fuming I was a decade later when I saw Ronaldo toepoke the winner in the 2002 World Cup Final.
you're so lucky you have these recorded i would do anything to have the footage of me playing throughout my childhood i was actually really good growing up
anything???
Those traffic cones were taller than you
yeah i was 6'8 when coming out of the womb
yall need to get on my level, 7’2 at 6 months for me.
Lol
First match: I don't remember what the game ended... Who cares??
Second match: I don't remember what the game ended... Who cares??
The last match: I believe we beat them double figured and i scored 4 goals...
Apparently you cared when you won ;) :D :D
The disappointment in his dad's voice at 5:04 when he gets tackled by a lass
Amazing to see how far that quiff has come
2:36 Chris you’re a legend #ITFC
I'm sorry but Norwich is in the prem
@@I.love.track.running12345 not anymore 👋
Did U ever get scouted or have a trial for a club
modric he had trials for West Ham
modric no, of course he didn't. Grow up kid. He's not that good.
AJC Fitness no he didn't you Muppet
Random Chaos I’ve been scouted and I’m not that good...
@@randomchaos9359 he's great.
Here is Chris doing croif turns in year 3. When I was in year three, dribbling 5 feet was impressive
" a body feint that fooled both defender and camera man" Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant
Playing in Yellow and Green, Delia clip, Alan Partridge commentary! Is there something you hiding Chris, come out let’s be having you 😉🔰
Norwich City Central copied off another comment bro
“Out get it out” 😂😂😭
This is my favourite video series from yours, as i wish you’d do more... these are hilarious. It’s mainly not because of nostalgia (little bit) but you’re so funny in this series :D
Ok how the hell were you this good I mean your insanely good now but back then you were doing crueve turns and banging shots! I love your channel and I bought your book about a year ago and love it great one mate!
When u realize that 8 yr Chris is better than half your class
true
Reyan Siddiqui yeah no
1:05 *What have you been feeding him* chrismd 2018-19
Those were the best football celebrations when you run back to the halfway line, also the Kit Kat joke at the start :)
great to see a youtuber like Chris who isn't swearing every 10 seconds but still makes jokes that an older audience member like myself can enjoy and always be enjoyable to watch
My coach does not like when we celebrate and I did and let’s just say I never played a full game again and sprints became more in my future
Now that is extraordinary from the young child 🙌🏽
I love the way he runs it’s like a more extravagant unprehistoric raheem Sterling
1:30 best thing Chris has ever said
We shouldn’t be comparing people with such a low skill level like Ronaldo to someone of superior talents and truly stunning skills like yourself
little did he know he would be scoring at Wemley stadium when he was older
Ur third goal against the reds was a banger to be honest
I never thought we would get another one of these
Chris please do fifa 19 videos. I’d love to see some Fut champs or division rivals gameplay from you
Mate you don’t have to put subscribe notifications on at the end everybody already did it and if they haven’t they ought to do it now
Jheeze shoot out cards. That’s a throwback right there
That was jolly ! Thank you. I suddenly feel a lot more cheerful.
8:50 made me die laughing
The title did not lie👍😂
Actually, it was clickbait because he is better than Ronaldo!
True😂
When he said their heading ability is about as good as their impulsivity to stay away from kitkats
Came across this by accident. First thought what kind of crap was this. But then got hooked and really enjoyed the video. Nice "action" and very entertaining comments. You are very talented and gifted. On and off the field.
New house? I hope you will keep making video’s at the fortres
It’s only 5 minutes away from his old one
Should of been 8 year old christiano Ronaldo
Ka1anje #
The 1st thing I thought before clicking on this video was ready to watch brutal tackles
At 8:40 that Cruyff turn was probably better than most of the goalkeeper’s in the video 😂😂
Pleaseeee upload moreeee chhrissssss (good vid by the way😂)
How did u go from that to ruining the sidemen last year
1:30 SHOTS FIRED
Your old run cracks me up 😂 I loved this video so much.
My favorate time is
2018 boxing match
And 2017 football
Like this if Chris should fight at the next undercard
I get the joke
When I was 8 we played football by ALL the players, bar the goalies, chasing the ball around like one big amorphus blob. It drove our teachers crazy.
We need a reunion, and a reaction to some of the games with some of the kids form the school team.
Can we just appreciate that thumbnail
7:37 who else counted the players after Chris said that!? 😂
Just you
Me
‘It went down well, a bit like the 7 year olds....’
-Chris Dixon.
Nah lmao love you really Chris,
Phil Smith Smith nice profile pic
Just cos you play it with a rock guitar doesn’t hide the fact that your outride music is a nursery rhyme
Chris : like
Ronald: comment
Lalalal stop asking for likes allalalallala
My first goal was from a volley with the side of my right foot and playing with 4th graders and i was in 3rd grade
marcus x nobody asked
@@georgefrankson5425 nobody told you to reply to his comment
6.05 put up for adoption 😂😂😂😂 you could tell chris was happy with that. Expression on his face hahaha
Playing without the offside rule was amazing..... my team would literally just have about 3 players surrounding the oppositions goalkeeper no matter where the ball is on the pitch. This was when I was like 8..
Ayeee finally moved into the new house !
I remember when I bought ur book
Best money spent ever
Loving the sort of decent upload schedule
The way you just sprinted back to the half way line every time not even caring that you scored is 😂
Poor from you Chris 😉 Let’s be havin you
7 year old you was a Sergio Ramos in the making😂
after your first goal ever the momentum of goals was crazy
Slightly self indulgent but hysterical commentary and footage, and loved this. So many classic cliche moments for kids football. Loved your Dad's comments :-)
Yo how did you go from messi to ronaldo??
Pyrex Tv he finally grew in height
Got worse
Since when did you start uploading more than twice a month
"What have they been feeding them"😂😂😂
Green and yellow is perfect. Jus look at the Albion away kit
Next day dad traded Chris in for a pint of b beer
When you hear this and you’ve actually been a goalkeeper and stopped playing football to play chess..... yeah that’s me
2:31 Ive always played in a yellow and green kit for my team since the age of 5
“He puts this one away like the last mince pie in the box”
We don’t deserve you chris
Where's the 4,000,000 sub nerd war Chris?
he didn't get the desired likes.
*Nerf
Kid thinking about his morgage or something haha 😂
That one little kid who does the entire other team with a cruyff turn
Chris I love your humor you cheer me up every day
Keep it up
The early viewer gets the bird! I hope you all have an amazing day! ChrisMD I want you to play the game is called memefeud. com, think it would be a fun video if you played it!
YEAAHHHH!!!!!
damn that was really fast
I was there
I'm always too slow to be first :(
I wanted to be first :(
Stop talking about me Chris chess and the football that happened to 😭😭
Is that code language
Chris - "dived"
me - its dove....
2:08
The 8 year old Cristiano Ronaldo is Cristiano Ronaldo Junior at 8 years.
1:25
I was actually nearly pissing myself😂
9:05
Also another victim of Chris's fat jokes😂
When it is about November or December please be in one of my videos
Alan partridge commentary- the best commentry
The goalie at 3:26 made the same mistake that Sven Ulreich made against Real Madrid 😂😂😂