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In Congress, July 4, 1776 The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
“Why no try outside” got me dead 💀
Fr 😂
She not wrong
@@Scaryyy_Prodif u ever what he’s him you’ll see his morning routine he just don’t sit on Fortnite all day
@@Scaryyy_Prodwatch*
@@Astrxal2kthat made no sense. Stick to playing Fortnite 😬
bro typing at 1000 words per minute💀
Swear but the face that the guy dances on him knowing he get fucked
Per second💀
Fr😂😂
@@roccothepuppy8332per millisecond 💀
bro he types REeally slow
“I think you try outside” is funny asf 😂
Not tryna be that dude but 1.1k likes with no comment? Lemme fix that
@@user-hs3tl5ih5xbut you become that dude
@@lilhax7971 but I didn't wanna be that dude :(
@@user-hs3tl5ih5xthen dint
It was “ I let you try outside”
Bro the keyboard sound makes it so much better💀💀💀
Fr
He really got straight A’s in ELA
W mom for giving him some white heals
LMFAOO
Some minis
Wdym white?
@@Lawyer-4-hirehealth
@@Lawyer-4-hiremedkit bandages are white heals shield potion and you know are the blue heals
Bro wrote the whole declaration of independance
He got experience from a young age.
Yes fr tho
Yup! Wrote it in the span of 20 seconds
In Congress, July 4, 1776
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
"haven't you tried outside?" got me rollin 💀💀
I thought she said leave your tray outside
Bros typing faster than he edits💀
Agreed
Mom really said “Touch some grass” in a polite way
Only cringe preteens say Touch grass got everybody from gen Z talks the same way y’all all sound like robots L gen z
@@AnythingLounge who hurt you kiddo?
Fr😂😂
@@Ace-Intervention prob some 9 year old (rightfully) telling him to touch grass
@AnythingLounge it's never this serious gang💀
bro types faster than an audio💀
Now, this is ASMR 🤌
Bro wrote a whole essay 😂😂
“I think you try outside” is such a nice way to say that😅 also why can’t anyone quote?
Fr it’s like when you play a game of telephone in elementary school and get something different
Bro it’s leave ur tray outside y’all are sped
Quotes don’t mean much anymore
@@GojoSolos427tf💀 no it’s not💀
@@GojoSolos427also sounds like “I made you chai açai.”
Bro wrote a whole essay 💀
Free israel from your ass
nah bro wrote 2 copies of the bible
Got you to 300
@@Spidaahunt-given_channel-_- thxx
salve palestina
Dude that’s so sweet The mom just gave him dinner and he didn’t get mad that she was in his stream ❤
This video is pure comedy gold! "Why not try outside?" had me laughing so hard, typing at lightning speed! 😂🔥👌
BRO WROTE MY ENTIRE ENGLISH ESSAY
S.A?
@@Nic134essay*
@@Jelxdy is that a word we are abbreviating now?
@@Nic134idk
Just say essay Bruh
Stream Snipers
: Author: AsianJeff “Why no try outside” Mama Jeff😢
Huh?
When someone takes a bunch of words and throws them together
the way he just said, "aight chat, bad game bro" got me dying
Bro's typing speed is insane, he's like a keyboard ninja. Mom's gentle reminder to go outside is hilarious.
everybody gotta appreciate their mom frr
Depends honestly, some are just awful
My mom passed away so don’t tell me 😡
@@AnythingLounge womp womp
@@Plumyboithey put you in this world, you can at least give an effort
Bro got stream sniped irl too
lol Jeff’s mom is so funny
I think you try outside, got me😂❤
“Maybe you try go outside”😂
I dont think she said that
@@ResenderDW she did
@@NBAlincshe said leave your tray outside
@@SRT-14 oh
Why no try outside got me dying 💀 💀
"haven't you tried outside?" got me rollin
bro threw a chug jug at jeff
Give ur mom a hug on stream bro
Word brah he should definitely do this she gone know
“alright chat, bad game bro” 💀
"I think you try outside" Got me dead
Bro trained for this😭
Here u can see the rare occurance of a gamer being nice to his mother
bro did his whole college essay in seconds 💀
Bro wrote an whole essay about the stream sniper
And here is where we see the legendary quote… “FULL PIECE, 200”
-Asianjeff
Bro taps faster than flash😳
That mans typing is faster then my dad leving for the Milk 😢😢😢
at least he said thanks
You don’t have to write an essay the workers aren’t gonna read all that
thats the point
💀😂💀
Aren’t they in a solo cup? They better
@@oseean28hes just salty he lost lol
The way she just gives you food😂
"I need you try outside" had me dead and how bro is typing so fast💀
bro took "i, raged so hard i, did my school essay" to another level
Bro not just he edits fast he type fast 💀
The sound of the keyboard💀
Bro wrote a essay💀💀💀
He was more locked in on reporting the stream sniper than he was the actual game 💀
Hello AsianJeff. I think you are better than Clix
Real
He is
Not even close every one v one or two v
two Jeff always be selling
Bro got an entry to college with that essay 💀💀💀
Bros the world record holder for fastest report 💀 💀
Per second still typing when his mom came in😂😂😂
Jesus is King Amen
Bro wrote more words then I can in a essay💀🙏
He already knew what he was gonna type😂
Bro was 200 typing😅
Bro is typing a whole book out😂😂
he’s such a fast typer it makes this so much funnier
me when i have an essay:1 word per hour
me when im trash talking to someone:
blud wrote an essay about his stream sniper
Bro got that mad😂
" I bet you try outside" goes crazyyy😮
Bro just write a whole paragraph😂😂😂
Bro got too mad😂
Bro sent epic a whole lecture😂
Bro he made a whole essay
bro typing a 17 page essay in 30 seconds.
The way he's typing so fast😂
Bro wrote a whole school essay in 10 seconds
Me at 11:59 before i have to do an essay 😂
You be doing typing marathons man lol😂😂
Bro won all the typing lessons at school
Things like this is why the simpsons are the only beloved yellow people
Asian jeffs fingers are like the fastest of all time😂
Bro wrote a whole essay in under 30secs😂
Bruh can we just acknowledge Brodie typing as fast as he is typing rn😂😂😂
Bro fr can’t take a loss
Bro types like his life depends on it 😂😂😂
He’s too good for typing club when it comes to rage reporting💀
He was so quick wit it 😂😂😂
bro knew his mission when he died 💀
Lmfao dude straight up writing a full-blown essay about a stream sniper
“Why don’t you try outside” 😂
Lil bro started to write a whole essay
Bro wrote an whole esay
blud did the race strategy
Bro had the entire thing thought out
he wrote a whole essay in under 2 seconds
''Maybe you can try outside'' is just hilarious
Bro wrote a whole god dam essay 💀😭
well well well asian kid typing essays
Jit Really did a whole entire essay
Bro was even was typing the punctuation fast
“My grandma just rotated in” mom version
Bro wrote a whole essay in three fifths of a second 💀💀💀
bro wrote faster than my dad leaving 💀
Bro types faster then me when im on a sugar rush
Someone took typing in computer class way too serious 😂
He type super fast tho
Bro was writing a fucking essay 💀
Bro just wrote a whole 100000 word essay in 10 seconds