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When canoes come over here calling me a gatekeeper that screams to me your a poser.

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  • čas přidán 31. 03. 2023
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Komentáře • 178

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 Před rokem +29

    I started my band in 1880. We still haven't put anything out yet. 😭

    • @donaldcady3839
      @donaldcady3839 Před rokem +2

      Too much sax and violins. Lol.

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 Před rokem

      @@donaldcady3839 🤣🤣🤣

    • @cenotaph9542
      @cenotaph9542 Před rokem +4

      Don’t give up bro, just put out demos, they will be kvult, and get kvult points

  • @TheBlackRam666
    @TheBlackRam666 Před rokem +23

    Archgoat sends Mortician home on a streeeeeeetcher brah brah

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 Před rokem +18

    *Gatekeeper* is the universal war cry of *POSERS* everywhere. What does that even mean? No one is physically stopping you from liking what you like. Just cause you don't comprehend what actual metal is that doesn't make it anyone else's problem.

    • @prowlingfrost5588
      @prowlingfrost5588 Před rokem +6

      This. No one in Heavy Metal "circles" talked about the "gatekeeping" in the 80/90's or early 2000's. This whole "gatekeeping" thing is connected to nowadays woke-society and sick values. Many people today has too sensitive ego and everything has to be served as free lunch without any effort. Truly sick times. People should read old fanzines to get idea how honest journalism was done back then, not too long ago. Nowadays people cry if someone say their hipster "death/black metal" or wanna-be-retro-heavymetal bands just suck compared to the old legends like Sabbat (Jap) or early Manowar (for example). Another red flag is saying anything critical about the (especially coloured) vinyl trend of today. Of course there is and can be different tastes, but this thing is not about it really.

  • @johnmontoya2398
    @johnmontoya2398 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I love your channel Brah Brah. Hailing the horns from Japan. Listen to your videos daily while I am farming. Long rock the Tish.

  • @heathertiller3644
    @heathertiller3644 Před rokem +8

    “2023 sucks balls bruh bruh”
    That’s why I love this fucking channel & don’t miss a video. Like it or not the Dawg always keeps it 💯! 🤘🏼

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 Před rokem +3

      It's not as bad as 2020, but it still isn't that great either. 🤘😂

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 Před rokem +9

    I dig *Crucifier* a lot. Just ordered some stuff from Cazz. Cool guy!

  • @kritikalmass1334
    @kritikalmass1334 Před rokem +12

    Jdawg biggest poser on the planet. Just kidding happy april fools day devils!

  • @metalgear74
    @metalgear74 Před rokem +13

    Roof collapsed at a Morbid Angel concert last night here in Illinois. Dead and injured fans.

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Před rokem

      Damn you weren't talking out your ass, wonder if MA actually brought down the roof. 1 dead, about 30 injured, 5 critical.

    • @odinsire3879
      @odinsire3879 Před rokem +2

      That's awful. People need to stop doing half assed construction and restoration jobs.

    • @goat666db
      @goat666db Před rokem +3

      Holy shit, that sucks

    • @samhalbert9071
      @samhalbert9071 Před rokem +2

      I’m in Indiana I think we had the same storm front come through. It was wicked straight line winds here. So far only one dead from the Morbid Angel show. Saw talk of 2, but not confirmed yet. Almost 30 injured. Read that one of the walls collapsed too.

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Před rokem

      @@samhalbert9071 Indeed, windier than a motherfucker here last night and into the morning. But that didn't stop my newest Hells Headbangers order from getting here. My mailbox is of quarter-inch steel, what's a baseball bat gonna do to that, let alone some wind.

  • @odinsire3879
    @odinsire3879 Před rokem +41

    Gatekeepers are healthy and much needed. Anyone who whines about gatekeepers is a poser who never understood metal in the first place.

    • @noogie3784
      @noogie3784 Před rokem

      Love calling out poser Misfits fans. You don't know the music, take a hike canoe.

    • @JuanR20421
      @JuanR20421 Před rokem +13

      If you wine about gatekeepers , you are just not that into it to dig deeper into the scene

    • @DeathMetalThrasher
      @DeathMetalThrasher Před rokem +11

      There's a difference between bad and good gatekeeping. Gatekeeping to a level is necessary to keeping our cultures and scenes healthy. I sometimes call out rock, metal, and goth posers making viral videos on Facebook, for example. When I happen to stumble on bs where they are lying and have no idea what music scenes they're falsely representing and talking about. They will reinforce dumb assumptions casual audiences that don't even listen to any outsider music make, and they will continue to spread ignorance and misinformation in circulation amongst the masses for many more years to come. We got these kids nowadays degrading what we are passionate about.
      No offense to all the kids in those age groups, but I often get called out on those platforms by gen Z and late blooming millennial girls who think they can just step over the line and bend and change the rules to their liking. Their "emotions & feelings" are under attack, I then get hate barraged by their dumb white knights and pathetic simp boys trying to get some hot "goth & alternative" girls attention (to which all their attempts are all in vain, of course).

    • @MusicOfDestruction
      @MusicOfDestruction Před rokem

      ABSOLUTELY. So is elitism. without these standards we get garbage like Lorna Shore being fucking relevant. Its bullshit

    • @jimmycampbell78
      @jimmycampbell78 Před 10 měsíci +1

      I disagree. The gatekeeper is the ultimate Pose in my opinion. They are a boss level Poser compared to the newbie Poser.

  • @Blasphemous215
    @Blasphemous215 Před rokem +11

    6:29 if Dead has a shirt, can we get a J-Dawg shirt!! Preferably rising out of Lake Erie flipping canoes

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481

    "I listen to it very regularly, at least once a year." 👈🏻Now does that compute to you? lol

  • @Porous_Dawg
    @Porous_Dawg Před rokem +1

    Dude! The canoes need to be stopped! They are RUINING metal!

  • @HiFiMetal64
    @HiFiMetal64 Před rokem +6

    If Hells does get to put out Sickening Erotic Fanatacism, you gotta do a PD version aswell!

  • @natred
    @natred Před rokem +3

    ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
    Question for J-Dawg:
    There is enough content on your channel, by now, to create a fairly accurate AI vocal model to impersonate you. Would you be opposed to somebody puppeteering your likeness to make endless J-Dawg video content posthumously?

  • @oscarg212
    @oscarg212 Před rokem +2

    Deeds said in their recent statement that a bankrupt European label is licensing the bootlegs, also the CEO of ULR commented that they are working on something special for the reissues. Whenever that'll be

    • @JuanR20421
      @JuanR20421 Před rokem +2

      Yeah even deeds said the reissue are still in the works , better hurry the fuck up so they won’t complain anymore about someone else doing it

  • @donaldcady3839
    @donaldcady3839 Před rokem +4

    Canoe tipper. Poser ripper. J Dawg☠

  • @Riky_Jones
    @Riky_Jones Před rokem +3

    ALBUM BATTLE: Deeds of Flesh Path of the Weakening (1999) Vs. Malignancy Intrauterine Cannibalism (1999)

  • @Northern_minnesota_outdoors

    Chicago Apollo.

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 Před rokem

      I saw Cannibal there a few months ago. Crazy.

  • @andrewgabriel4408
    @andrewgabriel4408 Před rokem +5

    I too love Crucifier, hence the question. First time I heard they became my new favorite band.

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 Před rokem +2

      Awesome band! Cazz is a cool dude.

  • @kritikalmass1334
    @kritikalmass1334 Před rokem +4

    ⁉️???????? JDAWG! ??????????⁉️
    Not trying to start a trend of people like hells bells and “whats heavier than pantera?!?” Showing up at HHR BUTTTTT I was curious to know if people are allowed to come shop at HHR physically. I was wanting to come up for my 21st birthday and buy a bunch of shit I dont have and also try to drink a beer with the DAWG! If thats possible I look forward to making this a trip in a couple of months. If not no worries ill just keep enjoying the poser crushing!!!! LATER GODDAMNIT!!!!!

  • @humanbrisket7718
    @humanbrisket7718 Před rokem +2

    Dawg question: is there a average quantity when you guys get albums for the distro? For example how copies per album do you guys get?

  • @dennisjordan4952
    @dennisjordan4952 Před rokem +8

    I feel incantation does something different from album to album

    • @SwordofMyFathers
      @SwordofMyFathers Před rokem +3

      I agree! Doing a discog run of their stuff current. They kick fucking ass

    • @dennisjordan4952
      @dennisjordan4952 Před 4 měsíci

      @Annihilation_0f_The_Wicked9066 blasphemy sounds like infernal storm?

  • @rodneybarr5735
    @rodneybarr5735 Před rokem +2

    ???? J Dawg, question???? Do you think that often bands just can't win with the fans? If a band stays the course and maintains their original sound, most fans might say " they keep recording the same thing over and over, try something new" then the band adds new elements to their next album, then those same fans come back with " this, sucks! They should return to their roots!" Damed if they do, dammed if they don't .

    • @GlumpusMumpus
      @GlumpusMumpus Před rokem

      If a band has the same sound, but it's still good, nobody would complain. If a band changes their sound and it's still good, nobody would complain.
      Bands that keep the same style usually end up stale because they get worse over time. Bands that change their sound usually aren't used to it, so they end up making poor quality music.

  • @MetalJackass666
    @MetalJackass666 Před rokem +3

    Devils/Gear Heads! Anyone see Trey from Morbid Angels Green and Black Ibanez guitar he has on tour right now? It looks pretty cool! I would’ve tried to catch their set in SF but it sold out….

    • @VinceFlitcroft
      @VinceFlitcroft Před rokem

      I’ve seen recent videos of him playing it. It’s a really nice guitar. I really like the Ibanez Universe 7 string too that’s black with the green pickups.

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Před rokem

      That's a lightly-modified Ibanez Universe 7-stringer, is it not? Trey's been playing those for over 20 years. The other guitarist has the same axe.

    • @VinceFlitcroft
      @VinceFlitcroft Před rokem

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Yeah it is, he changed the pick guard on it. He might have done other modifications to it also. I think he started using 7 string for certain songs with the lower tuning during the Covenant era.

    • @MetalJackass666
      @MetalJackass666 Před rokem

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 guess I never noticed..awesome looking guitar!

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Před rokem +3

      @@VinceFlitcroft Trey definitely used a 7 string of some kind (probably not an Ibanez Universe) on Covenant, for God of Emptiness - v30 years on and still one of his best. \m/

  • @RestingBitchFace85
    @RestingBitchFace85 Před rokem +2

    “You’re” dude

  • @slipknotfan_555
    @slipknotfan_555 Před rokem +2

    The Dawn of the Blackhearts square should get out of metal a go back to Pink Pantaloon Town

  • @NevermoreRules
    @NevermoreRules Před rokem +2

    Well I feel like a total failure 😢 no kids and for sure nobody will remember me after I become worm food. Oh well.

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 Před rokem

      At least no one will remember you for being the guy that got butt r@ped with a prosthetic arm. That would suck.

    • @grindkrusher
      @grindkrusher Před rokem +3

      Eh. Jdawg def defines success differently than me. I dont care to leave any thumbprint on strangers or this crapfest called humanity.

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 Před rokem +3

      @Grindkrusher personally, I don't care if humanity knows me. They know serial killers. Is that success?

  • @maximusdecimusmeridius5224

    Gatekeeper? Nah, you're just a dude sharing his opinions online. The fact that emotional hemophiliacs can't deal with different points of view says more about them than it does of you. The poseurs doth protest too much, methinks.

  • @virgintaker9615
    @virgintaker9615 Před rokem +1

    General Surgery have officially changed their name to genital reassignment surgery

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 Před rokem +3

      Taking the politically correct route, I see.

  • @humanbrisket7718
    @humanbrisket7718 Před rokem

    Must be nice to have the dawg ready to do reissues and have the options of labels to pick from…..sounds more like deeds of suck to me

    • @oscarg212
      @oscarg212 Před rokem +1

      The HHR reissues always look nice, Deeds probly just doesn't want the HHR imprint

  • @barbarianblood2316
    @barbarianblood2316 Před rokem +3

    Cenotaph - Tenebrous apparitions = good shit.

  • @ryanidzerda2307
    @ryanidzerda2307 Před rokem

    J Dizzle
    QUESTION
    ????????????????
    Have you stumbled across the blood mixed in vinyl releases? When the band members somehow gets their blood mixed with the pellets at the pressing plant?
    Cheers brah

  • @jordanseley1117
    @jordanseley1117 Před rokem +1

    ?????? QUESTION?????
    Did you ever watch Howard Stern and Jerry Springer in the 90's?

  • @Grim.Tyrant
    @Grim.Tyrant Před rokem

    Wish I could like this shit twice lmfao that poser description

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 Před rokem +2

    Put it out or get bootlegged.

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481

    Film Battle: The People Under The Stairs (1991) vs Big Top Pee-wee (1988)

  • @KING.Canoe_216
    @KING.Canoe_216 Před rokem +2

    ?$$$$$$$$? J dAwG, can you Explain to ME what A MEME is, Bro????

  • @jzl2003
    @jzl2003 Před rokem +2

    you're

  • @odinsire3879
    @odinsire3879 Před rokem +6

    Those canoes need the Hell's Headbanger's comp part 10 to cleanse their palates. So many brutal badass bands and tunes that send the nu-metal, metalcore and deathcore canoes home on a stretcher!

    • @slipknotfan_555
      @slipknotfan_555 Před rokem

      Which bands?

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Před rokem +5

      That's "palate" devil. The type you mentioned is what they load cargo onto, except you added an extra "e" and made it look like the French version of the word. And yeah the HHR comp 10 kills, I have 2 or 3 copies laying around, I order a lot from J-Dawg.

    • @odinsire3879
      @odinsire3879 Před rokem +1

      Thank's brah brah. Will correct when I'm off this crappy flip phone that won't let me edit.

    • @samhalbert9071
      @samhalbert9071 Před rokem

      Hell!! Sends that shit the god damn morgue in a body bag!!

  • @deckerh.7620
    @deckerh.7620 Před rokem +1

    Jdawg I seriously need to hear exactly how serious Konya and Don were about the gatekeeping 😂 like what type of shit did they say or do that made them more harsh????????

  • @lifeeternal9823
    @lifeeternal9823 Před rokem +4

    ?????????????????
    Besides venom, who do you think is the most influential extreme band of all time?

  • @derrickkowalewski9239
    @derrickkowalewski9239 Před rokem +3

    J Dawg, a lot of metal dudes (me included) are into horror flicks. You seem like you are more of an action fan. Are you into Hong Kong cinema or marial arts movies at all?.I personally recommend The Raid Redemption 1 and 2 out of Indonesia. Those movies are packed with action, guns, knives, bullets, blood, fist's,kicks, kung Fu and no fu. They are ultra violent and are much better than anything coming out of Hollywood in a long time. Also, on Netflix, The Night Comes For Us is even more violent, making the recent Rambo movies look like Disney in comparison.

    • @slipknotfan_555
      @slipknotfan_555 Před rokem

      Lol, Mr Buff up there watches Adam Sandler movies

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Před rokem +1

      Thanks for the title drop with Raid Redemption, depressing bleak color and setting (some shitty old building), but awesome action scenes and stunt-work.
      Ever see "Surf 2" (1983) it's a very very similar movie.

    • @spergerkang5291
      @spergerkang5291 Před rokem +3

      gotta check out Riki-Oh brah brah. that's more gruesome than most horror flicks, except the gore is so over-the-top it's comical.

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Před rokem

      @@spergerkang5291 Riki-Oh? Tell me that isn't a for real title brah!?

    • @spergerkang5291
      @spergerkang5291 Před rokem +3

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 ok I won't. check it out though. makes the Fargo woodchipper scene look PG.

  • @metall1983
    @metall1983 Před rokem +1

    ?????? J dawg what stuff do you use for your hair it's styling as fuck🤘

  • @harryquinn493
    @harryquinn493 Před rokem +3

    What’s the T-shirt, dawg??

  • @odinsire3879
    @odinsire3879 Před rokem +4

    *you're

  • @mikeviolate666
    @mikeviolate666 Před rokem

    Poser alert hahahaha. Keep making the whimps cry jdawg \m/

  • @andrewgabriel4408
    @andrewgabriel4408 Před rokem +4

    Question for Jdwag, have you ever watched the channel Radio Free Innsmouth? He’s a pretty funny guy with a unique sense of humor and does videos covering certain bands.

    • @slipknotfan_555
      @slipknotfan_555 Před rokem

      😢😅😂😢

    • @andrewgabriel4408
      @andrewgabriel4408 Před rokem +2

      @@slipknotfan_555 what? Is he too much for to handle?

    • @spergerkang5291
      @spergerkang5291 Před rokem +2

      I dont think JDawg watches other youtubers but I watch RFI and I've seen several other Devils there.

    • @andrewgabriel4408
      @andrewgabriel4408 Před rokem

      @@spergerkang5291 he said he watches fitness CZcamsrs I believe so there’s a possibility

    • @spergerkang5291
      @spergerkang5291 Před rokem +2

      ​@@andrewgabriel4408 I know RFI gave him a shout out in a recent vid. It'd be cool if they crossed paths.

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481

    Come on J-Dawg, just get it behind you already and admit the embarrassing truth, your favorite movie is "Timerider: The Adventures of Lyle Swann".👌

  • @marcolbymarks
    @marcolbymarks Před rokem

    🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻💪💪💪💪💪💪

  • @robertg305
    @robertg305 Před rokem

    What does Canoe mean? Lol. I see it here a lot!

    • @TMINE100
      @TMINE100 Před rokem

      If you don't know what a canoe is, it means you're the canoe. JK I don't know what it means either, but I get the sentiment behind it.

    • @odinsire3879
      @odinsire3879 Před rokem +1

      Douche canoe, somebody who likes suicide silence and a7x.

  • @Blasphemous215
    @Blasphemous215 Před rokem +1

    14:20 you can re-issue the 1st two Blasphemous albums J-Dawg!

  • @Tampon.Boy.666
    @Tampon.Boy.666 Před rokem +1

    Banger TV has a killer episode about the New Wave of OSDM and it will teach you all a lot

    • @odinsire3879
      @odinsire3879 Před rokem +3

      Banger tv is a cucknadian poser channel. They have staff like blayne and brad, who are in antifa.

    • @humanbrisket7718
      @humanbrisket7718 Před rokem +2

      It came out pretty good! After all, Sam dun was probably listening to oasis while filming and editing with not a single note of death metal used

  • @slipknotfan_555
    @slipknotfan_555 Před rokem +3

    *J-Rocker?* *?* ??? ? *What are the Best METAL albums to make woopee to?* ? ??????????

  • @MusicOfDestruction
    @MusicOfDestruction Před rokem

    Hails man. I think you would like my channel based on what i observed in this video

  • @mcsuckalives2302
    @mcsuckalives2302 Před 3 měsíci

    Mayhem is garbage, straight poop. I say that because i feel that way, not to be controversial or " stand out". As opposed to saying things like " Chuck Schuldiner did more damage to death metal than",,,, blah blah