THE SILENT HOUSE - Saws, Shears and Cleavers

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  • čas přidán 4. 05. 2018
  • The Silent House: gamejolt.com/games/the-silent...
    The Silent House is a pixelated first person horror game in which you run away from tons of dudes who want to slice you up. Thanks for watching!
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Komentáře • 908

  • @NotAquesart
    @NotAquesart Před 6 lety +591

    "This vent sucks!"
    Actually, it blows!

    • @xXxKHxXxAngelxXx
      @xXxKHxXxAngelxXx Před 6 lety +39

      *ba dum tiss*

    • @aniar4202
      @aniar4202 Před 6 lety +4

      Nice. :D :D

    • @em_birch
      @em_birch Před 4 lety +1

      Hey. That was really great.

    • @lucaslayton3974
      @lucaslayton3974 Před 4 lety +1

      What's the difference?

    • @em_birch
      @em_birch Před 4 lety +7

      @@lucaslayton3974 They meant literally blow, not "blow" in the oral sex sense. Air vents blow out air. That's mostly their thing.

  • @wheresmyrooptoff4056
    @wheresmyrooptoff4056 Před 6 lety +879

    "His joints are aching and his trapezoid is sore."
    - John Wolfe the Rheumatologist, probably.

    • @KajiTetsushi
      @KajiTetsushi Před 6 lety +96

      "Trapezoid"? More like "John Wolfe the Rhombatologist, actually."

    • @wheresmyrooptoff4056
      @wheresmyrooptoff4056 Před 6 lety +5

      haha perfect

    • @surpriseraisin5892
      @surpriseraisin5892 Před 6 lety +19

      Bless the comments section

    • @KajiTetsushi
      @KajiTetsushi Před 6 lety +19

      Khajiit has wares, exactly!
      I'd look up videos just for the comments, especially when they're shaping up to be this hilarious.
      Which reminds me: I think I laughed too much.
      My hiptagons need to be seen by a polygonogist.

    • @christinalakesmtv8898
      @christinalakesmtv8898 Před 4 lety +6

      theres vomit on his sweater already
      moms spaghetti

  • @OwenGTA
    @OwenGTA Před 6 lety +675

    I hate when my trapezoids get sore. Almost as much as my parallelograms

    • @bbspooks
      @bbspooks Před 6 lety +76

      OwenGTA I wish the pain would get .. octo *gone*

    • @Sverigay
      @Sverigay Před 6 lety +46

      I had an infection in my octagons when I was younger and it was AWFUL. can’t imagine how your parallelograms feel ):

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 Před 3 lety +7

      Dude, have you ever had to get your pentagon removed? Ugh, that hurts!

    • @zacranenearcaz7230
      @zacranenearcaz7230 Před 2 lety +1

      Omg I’ve found you a long time ago I’ve seen this pfp might not be the same person but I’ve always seen this pfp pick a couple of years back just nostalgic seeing it now

    • @abdielbrayden3429
      @abdielbrayden3429 Před 2 lety

      instablaster...

  • @snowfaeries
    @snowfaeries Před 6 lety +416

    I love how all these horror characters r like
    “Oh look there is a dead body, lemme just go on my marry way and explore this place”

  • @quintonquill
    @quintonquill Před 6 lety +366

    hate to be the guy that has to light all those candles every night

  • @cassandramae85
    @cassandramae85 Před 6 lety +628

    This is all sarcasm. Welcome to my channel. - John Wolfe 2018

  • @nopetest7777
    @nopetest7777 Před 6 lety +450

    The Silent House - Because Loud Apartments aren’t scary

    • @element1111
      @element1111 Před 6 lety +43

      Apartment 666 was scary though, with the absence of breakfast and all

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 Před 6 lety +22

      *BREAKFAST? TOAST? CORNFLAKES?!*

    • @tarjet3867
      @tarjet3867 Před 6 lety +8

      We had a good ol time in “Uncle Buhhves aparmen”.

    • @cyiancefiction
      @cyiancefiction Před 6 lety +7

      Clearly you haven't lived in an apartment complex with a violent neighbor

    • @arbiter11171
      @arbiter11171 Před 6 lety

      What about Silent Manors though?

  • @kylaqz6710
    @kylaqz6710 Před 6 lety +533

    Blocked doors - You can turn the handle, it still doesn't open.
    Locked doors - Try to turn the handle and it won't budge.
    That's the difference John :P

    • @DrPonk
      @DrPonk Před 6 lety +8

      Someone bump this to the top.

    • @andyiverson4775
      @andyiverson4775 Před 6 lety +41

      Don't know what kind of doors there are where you live but here you can turn the handle even when they're locked because that's how doors work you know

    • @TheArcticNostril
      @TheArcticNostril Před 6 lety +95

      Andy Iverson It depends on the handle. Lots of door locks prevent the handle from being turned, but not all.

    • @urafaget5202
      @urafaget5202 Před 6 lety +49

      Blocked usually just implies it's being blocked from the other side by another object.
      It should say something like "The doorknob is stuck"

    • @DrPonk
      @DrPonk Před 6 lety +13

      Andy Iverson
      Places where there are bolts for the door AND locks on the knobs themselves to prevent turning. Double security, because terrible planet.

  • @yoteawhirl1987
    @yoteawhirl1987 Před 4 lety +18

    I know when I'm stressed and in imminent danger the first thing I think to do is find neatly lined notebook paper and write well formatted paragraphs then just toss it on the floor.

  • @beaum1921
    @beaum1921 Před 6 lety +181

    Hey John, I just got a major surgery. I'm really feeling the post-op depression with all of the aftercare and pain, and today was only the first day. I have to survive 11 more days of this. Your content kept me sane today, and I just want to say that I'm so grateful for your videos. Your humor and input is exactly the kind of LPer I love. Thanks again dude

    • @Emzee.
      @Emzee. Před 6 lety +22

      Beau M get well soon.

    • @yvanrocher1782
      @yvanrocher1782 Před 4 lety +5

      Beau M i hope you get better.

    • @luazul_
      @luazul_ Před 4 lety

      hope you're doing well!!

    • @beaum1921
      @beaum1921 Před 3 lety +8

      @@luazul_ Y'know, I hadn't even seen the other comments or even the likes on this, and I'm glad I saw yours when I did because I needed to see it today :) I've since recovered and am happy as can be, thank you to you and the others!

    • @punkuke
      @punkuke Před 3 lety +4

      @@beaum1921 I'm glad you're doing better! Lately I've also been watching a lot of John during a rough patch of my own, and his videos really brighten up my days and I'm very thankful.
      I hope you continue to feel better and I wish you the best!

  • @ezmkmone53
    @ezmkmone53 Před 6 lety +192

    Wow I just realized your the last horror letsplayer I watch. Started when I was 14. Now I'm 19 going on 20. You survived the let's play purge of mine congratulations

    • @jessiefitzgerald4636
      @jessiefitzgerald4636 Před 6 lety +28

      Zydaking I started at 14-15 with Markiplier, then Yamimash, then Jacksepticeye, and now John. I only watch jack or mark if they're playing a game I really want to see and John isn't playing it, and I usually try Jack first. I don't watch Yamimash at all.

    • @JoanCooperSnark
      @JoanCooperSnark Před 6 lety +8

      same! John and cry occasionally

    • @weeehh8131
      @weeehh8131 Před 6 lety +13

      the only 'horror game youtubers' ive ever watched are John and Pyschadelicsnake, even tho snake doesn't do a lot of horror anymore, as every other horror tuber is soo cringy. like Markiplier and pewdiepie, who overreact so much its not funny

    • @F2P_Tricky
      @F2P_Tricky Před rokem

      @@weeehh8131 You might like Storpey. In fact I recommend that everyone in this thread give him a try if they haven’t already. Super casual, down-to-earth horror lets player with loads of content to sift through. He’s one of the first ever horror lets players on CZcams, but he doesn’t do much horror anymore, a lot like psychedelicsnake.
      Despite Storpey having blowup reactions, they seem to be oddly authentic. He actually seems genuinely afraid of scary games and it doesn’t seem to be an act like with Markiplier. He’s also not nearly as cynical and critical as John is, so if you get a bit fed up with John’s frequent passive aggressiveness and smugness towards the games he plays, Storpey is your go-to. Much more complimentary and insightful with his commentary (well, when he’s capable of giving it, since he’s usually terrified throughout the entire game due to the games he gets suggested most often. Typically full of jumpscares because his community likes his screams lol). Also, Storpey’s gameplay format is similar to John’s in that he doesn’t add those invasive, childish and obnoxious edits like those bigger CZcamsrs do (I’m looking at you, Mark). It’s just an unedited and uncut journey with him through the game he’s playing.
      He even did this cool little thing during livestreams where he would turn his donation sound effects into scary noises, so if someone donated him x amount of money they could scare the shit out of him whenever they wanted. Pretty fun and creative use of his reactions that I’ve never seen from a horror lets player before. He also started tinkering with a heart rate BPM monitor in his more recent horror lets plays. He also used it for some Minecraft streams iirc (because he gets scared pretty easily, even at Minecraft cave noises and creepers/spiders sneaking up on him).
      You’d be forgiven for thinking that he MUST be faking if he has such insane reactions to the least scary things, but as far as I’ve been able to tell he’s just naturally hysterical and it’s an absolute ball every single time lol.
      And on top of it all, he’s a VERY underrated graveyard CZcamsr who needs all the support he can get. He has neck and wrist problems (not sure how they’re doing currently), so playing horror games is a bit much on him nowadays, hence why he doesn’t really play them anymore. Honestly, if I had to label ANY CZcamsr I know as being underrated, it would ONLY be him. He’s such a blast.
      To get started I’d recommend his playthrough of “Inside” He’s especially hysterical in that one, lol. Really anything is just as good though. But some of his videos have hidden gems as far as screams go.

    • @FunkyDReggsYEEEE
      @FunkyDReggsYEEEE Před rokem

      I started with RaedwulfGamer when I was 12 and switch to John Wolfe when I was 18?

  • @mattratt4801
    @mattratt4801 Před 6 lety +48

    The title says Saws, Shears, and Cleavers. When it should say, BREAKFAST, TOAST, CORNFLAKES?

    • @snapakistan
      @snapakistan Před 3 lety +1

      I've seen that being referenced in multiple videos but I don't know where it's from...

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux Před 3 lety +1

      Coffee, Cheetos, Chicken

    • @galliumyttrium57
      @galliumyttrium57 Před 2 lety +1

      @@snapakistan if i remember correctly it's from John's playthrough of Apartment 666

  • @brittannyhandiboe9241
    @brittannyhandiboe9241 Před 6 lety +316

    I think you're right with the pronunciation of Krokodil John.

    • @em_birch
      @em_birch Před 4 lety +11

      He is.

    • @Theorida
      @Theorida Před 3 lety +1

      It's crocodile in swedish, but yes i agree

    • @mcalpinzachary
      @mcalpinzachary Před 3 lety

      FL native here, can confirm his pronunciation

    • @add81434
      @add81434 Před 2 lety

      @@em_birch 369999

    • @shropshireman9632
      @shropshireman9632 Před 2 lety +2

      Its the Russian pronunciation for crocodile, where the drug is from so both are correct depending on where your from.

  • @ghostieeboi
    @ghostieeboi Před 6 lety +1393

    Cant wait for Granny to get a Battle royale mode.
    Edit: holy shit, I never thought I’d have the most liked comment on one of Johns videos.

    • @Rizlo123
      @Rizlo123 Před 6 lety +57

      foxy the pirate this fucking comment is great lmfao it had me dying

    • @jullevv
      @jullevv Před 6 lety +38

      foxy the pirate and don't forget grandpa

    • @muzibal66
      @muzibal66 Před 6 lety +5

      HELL Y E S

    • @Mendelew2
      @Mendelew2 Před 6 lety +19

      in awe at the size of this comment

    • @lyaen443
      @lyaen443 Před 6 lety +21

      I hope there's a collab with Granny and Grandpa. Granny vs Papi: Colonial Survivors
      *edit: I feel like this got liked by DTGA subscribers and no one else, lol.*

  • @TheDopeyElephant
    @TheDopeyElephant Před 6 lety +96

    The drug "Krokodil" literally translates to crocodile, so it's a choice whether you want to say it in Russian (the origin) or in your country's language, but I'm sure its more recognizable if you say it in ruski

    • @peterdaviesracing
      @peterdaviesracing Před 4 lety +7

      Apparently both German/Russian seem to get it from the Ancient greek word „κροκόδῑλος“ [krokódῑlos]. I got curious and checked.

    • @niki45nk62
      @niki45nk62 Před 4 lety +5

      Russian here. Can confirm that Krokodil or "крокодил" is in fact the Russian word for Crocodile

  • @quintonquill
    @quintonquill Před 6 lety +188

    the art style and motion blur made this seem creepier

  • @callmeciara4232
    @callmeciara4232 Před 4 lety +42

    I love the genuine and non overreacting reactions. It makes the gameplay and commentary more enjoyable.

  • @ryanleatigaga7596
    @ryanleatigaga7596 Před 6 lety +134

    Silly John! They were obviously talking about the half shark, half crocodile, half man hybrid drug dealer that was there giving his victims the goods!

    • @csrph
      @csrph Před 6 lety +7

      3 halves, seems legit

  • @fushionf9998
    @fushionf9998 Před 6 lety +35

    "Their flesh falling of their skin" -professionaldocter69

  • @Mk.Shepherd
    @Mk.Shepherd Před 6 lety +104

    The noises from this game are making my cat look around in panic

    • @bbspooks
      @bbspooks Před 6 lety +15

      protect the poor furrbaby

    • @CB-vl8nt
      @CB-vl8nt Před 3 lety

      Lmao

    • @LuckerStomp
      @LuckerStomp Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@bbspooks I deserve money just for looking at your comment as compensation for the pain I'm feeling.

    • @bbspooks
      @bbspooks Před 2 měsíci

      @LuckerStomp what?
      edit nevermind I don't wanna know. I have cats, I love cats. I think you should treat all animals (especially domesticated) with respect and care. So if something is scaring a beloved animal family member, I think it's pretty reasonable to try to soothe it. My cats are registered emotional support animals. I know that might not mean much to some people, but I try to be there for them like they are always there for me.
      I'm not sure what your comment was meaning but I just wanted to further explain what I may have meant as it was 5 years ago, I can only assume that, like today, I was expressing empathy for the cat. I wasn't implying the person was being abusive or anything. I just was basically saying "poor kitty, give it some reassurance that it's safe" but in less words as it is the internet and that was the slang back then to start with "protec."
      I'm 5 years older.... a lot has changed, not just my wording. And especially straying from engaging in comments. I was just genuinely confused by your comment lol. I legit feel like I'm out of touch now and too old to understand whatever this is lmfao.

    • @LuckerStomp
      @LuckerStomp Před 2 měsíci

      @@bbspooks Oml

  • @cosplay_trashcan_293
    @cosplay_trashcan_293 Před 6 lety +226

    Why are pixel horror games freakier then expected?

    • @JohnWolfe
      @JohnWolfe  Před 6 lety +268

      Because they leave more to your imagination. They omit the finer details so your mind fills in the rest

    • @Iceologer
      @Iceologer Před 4 lety +5

      @@JohnWolfe mhm

    • @LuckerStomp
      @LuckerStomp Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@Iceologer Bro said mhm. What a nerd.

    • @Iceologer
      @Iceologer Před 2 měsíci

      @@LuckerStomp you took 4 years english lessons, came back to youtube, opened a john wolfe video just to say that. gotta say i love the dedication! Good job!
      :)

    • @LuckerStomp
      @LuckerStomp Před 2 měsíci

      @@Iceologer It says 4y, which clearly means yoctosecond. Nice try though.

  • @nobody2996
    @nobody2996 Před 6 lety +70

    I think the big downfall of this game is that, aside from the art style, nothing is really done with the game. You run away, you pick up keys and once you hit a few buttons in a bunch of strict hallways.

    • @pulsegamin4790
      @pulsegamin4790 Před 3 lety +2

      It is a free horror game. It doesn't have to break the mold. Stop being so cynical.

    • @nobody2996
      @nobody2996 Před 3 lety +24

      @@pulsegamin4790 While the memory of a game from two years ago eludes me, I will say that "It's free, thus you can't criticize the gameplay" is far more cynical than "This game doesn't really have anything to offer outside of the art style".

    • @pulsegamin4790
      @pulsegamin4790 Před 3 lety +1

      @@nobody2996 How is having reasonable expectations of a free product cynical? Do you even know what cynical means?
      This game being free is very impressive and outside the art style, it provides great ambience and sound design. The chases are well done and the psychological sequences are decent.
      Honestly, what did you expect from a free game? I really suggest you try looking at things with a positive outlook for a change.

    • @nobody2996
      @nobody2996 Před 3 lety +13

      @@pulsegamin4790 But you're not talking about reasonable expectations, you're saying that the game's price tag means I should keep my expectations so low that a tame comment about the gameplay being pretty basic and bland is me expecting too much. That I shouldn't praise it for it's actual qualities.
      Maybe it is, I don't know, it's been two years and I have little to no memory of the game, so I could have been completely wrong, but that means nothing to the point at hand. I say I didn't like the gameplay. I didn't say I expected AAA quality. I didn't say it was a terrible game. I said that, despite the great art style, the gameplay/design is bland, repetitive (and I think this was at the peak of the post-amnesia craze where the indie game market was swamped with the same basic horror game with the same repetitive loop) and makes for a dull experience on my end.
      Your response is that me not enjoying the gameplay (and I probably disagreed about the chases and psychological sequences) means that I'm expecting too much simply because the thing in question is free, that thinking something is ill implemented is being cynical because it's free. Again, nothing about my comment implied my expectations were high or that I was looking for a reinvention of the wheel, it just says that I think the gameplay lacks substance.
      And now you're assuming that, from two tame comments, that I have a negative outlook on things in general. That's pretty damn cynical.

    • @elliott7268
      @elliott7268 Před 3 lety +7

      @@pulsegamin4790 I'll just throw something in here. Coming from a sound designer, the sound design is pretty average if not sub par

  • @tonizamboni7362
    @tonizamboni7362 Před 6 lety +70

    the soundtrack of this game is pretty effective and really well done
    but it would be cool if just once in one of these types of games there was an antagonist that could actually follow you into vents

  • @Tripp426
    @Tripp426 Před 6 lety +48

    What is blocking all of those doors anyway? Is each serial killer running from door to door to hold it closed whenever the protagonist tries to open it, just to mess with him?

  • @arshellnut2730
    @arshellnut2730 Před 6 lety +186

    A bloody full length movie? Yes please.

    • @SilvarusLupus
      @SilvarusLupus Před 6 lety +11

      Someone's not watching the Danganrompa playthrough on the second channel. John's been uploading a movie each day there for 2 weeks now :v

    • @flying_cowpug2636
      @flying_cowpug2636 Před 6 lety +9

      Well he doesn't put his second channel in the description and scarcely mentions it so I would really blame them for not knowing this.

    • @lyaen443
      @lyaen443 Před 6 lety +2

      But he posted the first episode on the main channel, and says in the video and in the description that the rest is on his second channel. So, I would blame them for not knowing this. (If they pay close attention to John's videos, that is. I know most people watch other things on CZcams. Don't know why you would need to though).
      xD

    • @bbspooks
      @bbspooks Před 6 lety +4

      Caelan James lmao, John's one of the very few gamers I watch on CZcams. But honestly, I most click on his horror videos. So I woulda missed his second channel if he hadn't have mentioned it in one of the horror playthroughs I watched not too long ago.

    • @orion8183
      @orion8183 Před 6 lety +6

      SilvarusLupus
      Yeah, some episodes are over 2 hours.
      He and his girlfriend will start playing it again after a weekend-break on Monday.
      If you want to watch it, start now. The episodes are long, probably
      over 20 hours in total right now.

  • @mrmolo70
    @mrmolo70 Před 6 lety +24

    My guess is that the character turns the door nobs and finding it doesn't turn indicates the door is locked and all the blocked doors do have their nobs turn, but won't budge.

    • @shadows-sweet-embrace
      @shadows-sweet-embrace Před 6 lety +4

      Or they open a little bit but hit something. I dunno, that's what I assumed.
      I want to rename Silent Hill, Shits Locked.

  • @mrdobalina1092
    @mrdobalina1092 Před 6 lety +248

    thanks John, keep it up, proud of you.

    • @hamesapost
      @hamesapost Před 6 lety +16

      Mr Dobalina
      Papa bless?

    • @aliupsr
      @aliupsr Před 6 lety +5

      Now all we need to do is get Michelle to say it.

    • @mrdobalina1092
      @mrdobalina1092 Před 6 lety +8

      celvester allison yes but don’t tell anyone

    • @bbspooks
      @bbspooks Před 6 lety +5

      great moves

    • @GregStenson
      @GregStenson Před 6 lety

      “… Mr. Bob Dobalina. Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina.” Thanks for taking me way back with your username!

  • @mr.dr.kaiser4912
    @mr.dr.kaiser4912 Před 6 lety +98

    Um actually, crab arms don't look like that. It's a different type of crustacean. Uh, crustacea lobsterus, I believe, is the scientific name.

  • @Safiyahalishah
    @Safiyahalishah Před 6 lety +36

    Fun fact John, during monsoon season in the part of the world I live, thunder does roll constantly, sometimes for hours. I know the game probably isn't set in an area that experiences monsoon, but you never know. Maybe it happens in other countries.

  • @TrueDarkAce
    @TrueDarkAce Před 6 lety +20

    I actually saw what that crocodile drug does to people, it's insane what people would do for a high.

  • @AvengedKyle
    @AvengedKyle Před 6 lety +67

    Not going to lie, the last game you played was phenomenal.(The Night ripper.) Another great commentary, keep up the great work John!

  • @gwnnestella9233
    @gwnnestella9233 Před 5 lety +19

    I feel envious with John's sense of direction in maps I always get lost especially when playing horror games

  • @jamiefernekees5041
    @jamiefernekees5041 Před 6 lety +29

    And so, the rain continued to fall upon the silent house...

  • @Wambli63
    @Wambli63 Před 6 lety +32

    At one hour and thirty-four minutes, this is better than most of the theatrically released "horror" films today.

  • @justinlawrence8244
    @justinlawrence8244 Před 6 lety +53

    well i could go to bed but john just uploaded a video

  • @chantedcolour4943
    @chantedcolour4943 Před 6 lety +6

    It is so hard to find a youtuber who will take the time to really get into the story. Really love your work.

  • @Linkfan450
    @Linkfan450 Před 6 lety +7

    Man I would have noped the hell out of there after hearing those noises, and especially after finding those bloody garbage bags.

  • @TheCrippledEgg
    @TheCrippledEgg Před 6 lety +115

    Everytime John posts a video, a member from an endangered species is rescued.

    • @lyaen443
      @lyaen443 Před 6 lety +14

      This is why I'm alive today.

    • @Lah.Bone_
      @Lah.Bone_ Před 6 lety +2

      So sad but true

  • @xMortis
    @xMortis Před 6 lety +73

    Damn John, I already told you about this. I need the time to gather the snacks before you do videos like this, you don't give the time I need

  • @datuhhhh
    @datuhhhh Před 6 lety +4

    I can't begin to tell you how much respect I have for, for taking a moment to discourage anti-intellectualism. Thanks for championing the cause, brother.

  • @polakarczewska7428
    @polakarczewska7428 Před 6 lety +40

    greetings from China guys, good to watch john's video for lunch

  • @hudsonismyfirstnamecody1090

    “I think it’s funny how lot of people will quote you in the comments of the video they are quoting”
    - Me

  • @spectre908
    @spectre908 Před 4 lety +2

    One reason I watch your videos is because you're ACTUALLY GOOD at video games. It gets annoying watching other CZcamsrs make really dumb mistakes or not committing to the game.

  • @GhostofGriever
    @GhostofGriever Před 6 lety +30

    John, one of my favorite things about you is that you have a habit of mixing up words and sounds when you're speaking naturally (secret of the "urz"). I know you make fun of yourself for this, but it makes me feel so normal. I've done this constantly since I was a kid, especially when I'm excited, and I still get teased for it in my 30s. To see someone chuckle it off like it's no biggie is really refreshing to me.

  • @lawgx9819
    @lawgx9819 Před 6 lety +17

    John getting scared is like the awakening of jesus

  • @jadesmith417
    @jadesmith417 Před 6 lety +4

    When you started talking at 48:24 about talking youself down, Alex Meyers made a good video called "What Really Ruined CZcams" and it talks in depth about how annoying that problem is.

  • @pinkiipinku
    @pinkiipinku Před 6 lety +15

    Saws, shears and cleavers Oh My!

  • @teemoyugioh2973
    @teemoyugioh2973 Před 6 lety +2

    John: "were just hanging out with the crocodiles. Son, don't do drugs"
    In game character: I think I'm going mad

  • @AmarilloHomey
    @AmarilloHomey Před 6 lety +8

    Everytime I hear ooze I think of Ivan Ooze. So funny you mentioned it 😂

  • @noonereally_3255
    @noonereally_3255 Před 6 lety +86

    15:23 (chase)
    16:16 (chase)
    26:06 (scare)
    26:39 (scare)
    30:08 (chase although short)
    30:58 (chase, but can be considered a scare)
    32:17 (scare)
    37:58 (kinda long chase)
    41:39 (scare)
    43:36 (scare)
    53:39 (chase)
    54:16 (chase)
    55:09 (chase)
    58:38 (scare)
    59:00 (scare)
    59:34 (chase)
    1:09:18 (chase)
    1:09:36 (scare)
    1:09:43 (scare)
    1:10:24 (scare)
    1:11:55 (chase)
    1:13:06 (chase)
    1:13:58 (scare)
    1:15:23 (chase)
    1:17:12 (chase)
    1:17:31 (scare)
    1:19:02 (water rising)
    1:19:55 (water rising)
    1:22:03 (beatbox sounds)
    1:22:25 (beatbox sounds again)
    1:22:58 (beatbox sounds again again)
    1:23:14 (beatbox sounds again again again)
    Keep in mind that i may have missed a few scares and found parts where it wasn't scary enough.

    • @fikri4k611
      @fikri4k611 Před 6 lety +2

      NoOneReally _ Thanks man now I know where is the scary parts is

    • @LoveNathasha
      @LoveNathasha Před 6 lety +2

      Much appreciated!

    • @noonereally_3255
      @noonereally_3255 Před 6 lety

      King Tronadon i just watched the video then list down the scares and stuff then put it down here nothing really special.

    • @charlottehastings4905
      @charlottehastings4905 Před 6 lety +2

      NoOneReally _ thanks it helps to know when they are for certain people. Even if people do tell you when the chase and scary bits are it can still scare them even if they expect it

    • @Kahotik_
      @Kahotik_ Před 6 lety +1

      I can't believe this is happening on John's channel.

  • @lich109
    @lich109 Před 6 lety +11

    Isn't this the full version of that demo where the doors made turkey gobbles when you opened them?

  • @noonereally_3255
    @noonereally_3255 Před 6 lety +3

    25:06 "Big decision up or down? "
    *says it while going up*

  • @ilymamamoo1811
    @ilymamamoo1811 Před 6 lety +4

    You’re the reason why I’m brave at going full screen. You make me less scared :) Thanks, John!

  • @hfric
    @hfric Před 6 lety +5

    I love this type of games ... i mean, when a dev puts on him virtual constrains to push his creative side to extremes ... thing , those type of games

  • @BernicePanders
    @BernicePanders Před 2 lety +1

    7:00 - LOL, I got earbuds in & I coulda swore that thunder was happening here IRL!! We get those kind of constant rolling thunder storms here in Michigan several times a season, plus storms with thunder that sounds like rifles or explosions & shakes the walls! LOVE THEM!! ⛈⚡✨✊😆

  • @Asset80
    @Asset80 Před 6 lety +1

    Speaking from experience you can tell from certain knobs if the door is locked or blocked because the handle would turn if it is unlocked but will remain shut if it's blocked. If it is locked the handle won't turn

  • @venticuiliar9136
    @venticuiliar9136 Před 6 lety +14

    This door seems to be blocked!

    • @irusan_san
      @irusan_san Před 6 lety +1

      And why do you think your comment is necessary

    • @venticuiliar9136
      @venticuiliar9136 Před 6 lety +2

      It's not.

    • @ashleeyybeee
      @ashleeyybeee Před 6 lety +9

      Irsan chill dude 😂 don't have to be a dick

    • @qoinu
      @qoinu Před 3 lety

      This door seems to be locked!

  • @Luminousplayer
    @Luminousplayer Před 6 lety +12

    now we need a Granny multiplayer update

  • @ftgwynn
    @ftgwynn Před 4 lety +2

    The thunder rolls definitely sound like monsoon thunder. It is so fun to listen to

  • @vangoghsseveredear
    @vangoghsseveredear Před 4 lety +1

    "I'm a narcotics investigator.
    I'm 17.
    My voice is not that of a grown man"

  • @DisDatK9
    @DisDatK9 Před 6 lety +20

    I'm glad you said "It's not cool to be ignorant" in terms of math. Coming from a mathematician, literally everyone that I talk to outside of my work say "Oh math? Ew that's gross, I couldn't wait to be done with that." People fail to see the incredible beauty and art of math, and it makes me really sad, because it truly is beautiful.
    Also, it's super annoying to hear "That's gross" in terms of my career choice and my passion.

    • @CB-vl8nt
      @CB-vl8nt Před 3 lety

      If it’s your passion it shouldn’t matter what others think

    • @guybrushthreepwood163
      @guybrushthreepwood163 Před 3 lety

      I think math is so fucking cool, even if I failed in school. I don't understand why people fail to see how awesome it is.

    • @LuckerStomp
      @LuckerStomp Před 2 měsíci

      Your career is gross

  • @cxxal
    @cxxal Před 6 lety +9

    I gave up looking for any comments about the YT Red show because everyone's talking about drugs.

  • @rynepell3280
    @rynepell3280 Před 3 lety +4

    48:27 and this is why I follow John because he stays true to himself and is only himself. Keep doing you John, keep it up. I love your videos and the way you approach all of them because you don't act stupid or like an airhead. Speak the truth

    • @oren1305
      @oren1305 Před rokem

      Edit: I made the mistake of replying before I got to that part.
      Someone acting silly might be their verison of being true to themselves, to be fair. I love John, I admire his intellectualism, and he is accurate in what he says, I just see so many people who hate on other Let's Players for hating sake; that's where my initial comment was going. I feel like some comment sections have gone beyond disparaging ignorance, and into personal attacks.

  • @benjaminweeks8619
    @benjaminweeks8619 Před rokem +1

    I’ve been watching these videos for years. Still one of my favorite creators on CZcams. I know this is an old video but these really hold up lol

  • @Noodles4Anime
    @Noodles4Anime Před 5 lety +3

    "I thought thw gardener was dead. Did I miss something?"
    Yes, you did. Remember at the bridge when the detective says he thought X died and we didnt see anyone. You said it was probably the gardener.
    But, this brings up a different flaw. Why IS the gardener not dead? The game doesnt explain that.
    Also, wish there was more to the ending. I guess it could be open ended, but Id like to know if he became a maniac and killed the scientist, escaped the facility, and is now loose in the town or if the side effect was super strength and he broke out and decided to kill the scientist so the experiments would stop.

  • @anonymousunnamed3026
    @anonymousunnamed3026 Před 6 lety +71

    You're right and possibly wrong. Krokodil originated in Russia. In Russian it's pronounced Krock- o- dill. But it is named such bc it makes your skin look like Crocodile skin, hence the name. So I guess in English, it would be called Krock- o- dial? That is my interpretation. Take from that what you will.

    • @projectOMA
      @projectOMA Před 6 lety +5

      Pdx Paula - believe it's still pronounced the former in english. Watched a Nova special one night after work. Talk about a worthless drug. Takes addicts literally all day to make a substance that only gets them high for roughly 10-15mins and is more toxic, as well as kills, faster than meth.

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 Před 6 lety +4

      You'd be amazed at what people will take to get an opiate high if it's cheaper than heroin or pills. As a former opiate addict myself, luckily I never devolved beyond pills, but I was in a community of people who would buy something that even the dealer didn't know was cut with (sometimes fentanyl was cut with meth, which is just a deadly combination.) Especially in Russia, there is a gigantic opioid epidemic.

    • @nielsenth1801
      @nielsenth1801 Před 6 lety

      Pdx Paula I think it looks more like you survived a crocodile attack :/
      www.geeksvip.com/g/what-happens-to-your-body-when-you-do-krokodil-the-zombie-drug/5/

  • @manofhealing
    @manofhealing Před 6 lety +2

    Ok so John, I know when a door is blocked when I can turn the doorknob all the way, and hear it open, but it still doesn't budge, and typically, when a door is locked and requires a key, the knob simply doesn't turn all the way. Granted, I imagine many people don't experience a lot of blocked doors in life, it is still a fairly easy way of distinguishing locked from blocked.

  • @sizzsoul7794
    @sizzsoul7794 Před 2 lety +1

    i love how chill john is n how he talks while playin, jus adds anotha load of entertainment.

  • @jadesmith417
    @jadesmith417 Před 6 lety +9

    How timely, I just watched you play the Demo. The chase scenes really got me. I like the Tunky style.

  • @Farfalla17
    @Farfalla17 Před 6 lety +186

    john you gotta play cube escape: the cave

  • @brittany6653
    @brittany6653 Před 6 lety +2

    Love that you got in the special thanks credits! I'm not feeling and found your channel just recently and have been binge watching a lot of your videos. Gonna try to watch most of them while I'm trying to get better, and your videos are helping me get better so thank you and keep up the amazing work!

  • @nickgarcia1292
    @nickgarcia1292 Před 5 lety +2

    When I watch John's streams I always think how I wish he played other genres on CZcams but then I go down the indie games rabbit hole and enjoy them as well.. he should be able to do both though.. y'all would watch other stuff too right??

    • @9fthobo629
      @9fthobo629 Před 5 lety

      He has second channel which may have other games, I THINK. Although the only thing I've watched on there is his Danganronpa series, which I guess is classified as horror. It's a good game though.

  • @cyrushimz
    @cyrushimz Před 3 lety +4

    For a game called The Silent House the ambience sure won't shut the fuck up. 😉

  • @playcebovision5319
    @playcebovision5319 Před 6 lety +3

    "Someday you'll get a date" Damn man, I needed that

  • @rosalynredwood4542
    @rosalynredwood4542 Před 4 lety +2

    On a John Wolfe binge today!!😊
    Edit:I needed that advice about not putting yourself down too much...he is so right.

  • @SeroCloud
    @SeroCloud Před 6 lety +21

    John, you're right, its pronounce Krokodil, its a russia based drug.

    • @acrustykrab
      @acrustykrab Před 6 lety +6

      A drug made of Russians?

    • @sellxtdn4628
      @sellxtdn4628 Před 6 lety +2

      Damn I would love to smoke some russia

    • @nicknevco215
      @nicknevco215 Před 6 lety

      still think it is more like [ Crock-a-deal ] when they say it.

    • @tarjet3867
      @tarjet3867 Před 6 lety +1

      That’s just due to the Slav accent.

  • @isaiahlayne2088
    @isaiahlayne2088 Před 6 lety +9

    JOHN SHHHH YOUR OPENING WAS TO LOUD!! It’s called the Silent House for a reason.

  • @tetsmega
    @tetsmega Před 6 lety +1

    That truck juke was the most clutch move I've ever seen

  • @BohemianAnthem
    @BohemianAnthem Před 2 lety +1

    I kinda slept a little in the end, but in my dream the your voice and the sound of the video were still on and we were watching the game happen inside the game. This was....an experience.

  • @who6242
    @who6242 Před 6 lety +4

    Anyone else still put "harshly critical" in the search bar when looking for Johns channel?

  • @dangbassist5225
    @dangbassist5225 Před 6 lety +3

    Table for 1... AND FACING THE CORNER!
    XD

  • @BlackRabbitKuri
    @BlackRabbitKuri Před 6 lety +1

    I love when John uploads long videos.. it's so cozy..

  • @josharpe
    @josharpe Před 6 lety +1

    Holy crap this is the game that made me find your channel! Honestly so glad I did decide to go and look for Silent House videos that day.

  • @Fernandinha-hl9qj
    @Fernandinha-hl9qj Před 6 lety +14

    Hello John! I just wanna say that I love you and your videos all of them made me start playing all of those horror games! Thanks for everything 💕

  • @LunaDelTuna
    @LunaDelTuna Před 6 lety +13

    49:47 Hmm, I can only wonder what CZcams Red series you're talking about with multiple youtube personalities "solving puzzles" for their survival...hmmmmm lmao.

    • @josevillarreal3302
      @josevillarreal3302 Před 4 lety +1

      babeeeee i scrolled down too much to find this comment...child we had a good laugh hahahahaha

    • @pika026
      @pika026 Před 4 lety +1

      I was hoping someone would comment about this hahaha I already knew which series he was talking about XD

    • @confusedaf1112
      @confusedaf1112 Před 4 lety

      @@pika026 what's it called

  • @eternaldespot5383
    @eternaldespot5383 Před 6 lety +2

    Hey John, your The Game 2 vids brought me in, love your channel. KEEP IT UP

  • @thinblood
    @thinblood Před 6 lety +1

    thank u for blessing us with long videos honestly

  • @isabellewillhaveapicnic4091

    was just about to search for a vid of yours to watch when i saw you uploaded! nice timing, john!

  • @Light_Is_Rotten
    @Light_Is_Rotten Před 6 lety +4

    Nono, you are not wrong. I have heard that it sounds like "Krokodil"

  • @967patty
    @967patty Před 6 lety

    My heart. I haven't watched one of your videos in forever, John. I missed them so much. I can't wait until summer, college takes up too much of my time right now.

  • @l1s4sp1ts3
    @l1s4sp1ts3 Před 6 lety

    Oh hell yeah I was really excited for the full lets play and it's finally here, awesome. Instantly made my day.

  • @royaltylaine6004
    @royaltylaine6004 Před 6 lety +17

    I love you John... I always get excited when I see you've uploaded and I've been looking forward to this one daddy for a while now!!!

  • @moonlitfox5839
    @moonlitfox5839 Před 6 lety +3

    Oh my fucking gods, when he opened the door and you see the gardner for the first time...that scared me so bad! I completely forgot about that from the demo!

  • @Tom-us4lr
    @Tom-us4lr Před 4 lety +1

    You: breakfast, toast, corn flakes.
    Me, an intellectual: Saws, Shears and Cleavers

  • @user-br6qr6wi7z
    @user-br6qr6wi7z Před 6 lety +1

    Went back to view the demo... then... BOOM! You have the full game out on video! It's a miracle!

  • @Dragonbleps
    @Dragonbleps Před 6 lety +3

    I think you're correct about the pronunciation of Krokodil, John. It's named after crocodiles because of the intense dry/cracked skin it causes, and that's probably why some tend to mispronounce it.

    • @Rfcstrike
      @Rfcstrike Před 6 lety

      ShyDragonGirl It’s also the German word and pronunciation for crocodile.

  • @AshlandLives
    @AshlandLives Před 6 lety +3

    I had the video in the background for a second and when I heard John say "I feel no fear" I thought he was boasting.

  • @slashyslasher1248
    @slashyslasher1248 Před 4 lety +1

    John: Why are you always breathing heavy? You're alive because of me.
    John: *makes him sprint everywhere for no reason and got him killed on the first encounter*

  • @BaboonOnTheLine
    @BaboonOnTheLine Před 3 lety +1

    Here's a freebie, John. Get a graphic with a minimalist headshot of your Guys caricature and underneath is text that says "Um, Actually..." and slap it on a t-shirt

  • @MegaWierdo666
    @MegaWierdo666 Před 6 lety +6

    Thank you for uploading today!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤