The Legend of Noob Nothing
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- čas přidán 18. 05. 2019
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NoobNothing oscillating between 200 and 20 IQ plays was fucking amazing.
Green's victory was assured when he started culling his weak Bombard Cannons with his own Onager so that only the strong would survive.
Underrated comment 😂😂
@William Black Dont read comments before the end
Honestly the best comment ive read this year so far.
Good job!
@William Black THE TITLE IS THE LEGEND OF NOOB NOTHING
"to every man that is considering cowardice and fear in battle, let this be your example"
Siege of Constantinople altenate ending. 1453, colorized
and the byzantines and their noble leader Noob_Nothing ascended into legendhood....
this comment is pure gold
purple turks couldnt do nothing to noob nothing
Byzantines... Turks... Jesus. Historical retelling the game.
Brilliant comment my friend
At 45:00, noob_nothing sends gold to help his enemies cut toward himself.
But at 1:26:07 in end game chat...
pellitoop: "why did you send gold??? 11"
noob_nothing: "you know I am cutting, I ddn't wanna upset you and get killed even quicker"
He really thought out his strategy. So brilliant.
lol I am surprised you caught that in chat.
I actually wasn't sure what he meant when he said cutting from the other side, so I just gave him whatever to please him until I can get my defenses up.
@@fighder2 Right, it seemed hard to know what they were thinking. I also thought they would choose to attack you rather than cut an entirely separate path through the trees.
it was anticipated that they would cut new paths or follow my previous path, thats why I fat slobbed my old path, and prepared a new path for sniping siege, at least thats what people tend to do from all the videos I've seen.
I prob should've made more bombard cannons but I was pretty nervous. If they found my houses on the island I would've been fucked.
@@fighder2 No no, there was no nervousness, there were no mistakes, all went according to plan.
@@fighder2 the man, the legend. All hail noon_nothing.
the last move was just a flex, he won with his king out in the open, proclaiming his dominance over all he sees.
Yeah he wanted to show he had plenty of reserve forces as well if they broke further in
Nahh, he moved the king to a tower behind the castle. :)
I legitimately could not believe my eyes when I saw orange's paladins run through that chokepoint, only to all get shot down by the bombard cannons. That was, indeed, the stuff of legends.
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd & thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot & shell,
Boldly they rode & well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.
@@Ridgwaycer charge of the heavy paladins
That was so fatslobby LOL
We fired our guns and the British kep a-comin'
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they begin to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
We fired our cannon 'til the barrel melted down
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round
We filled his head with cannon balls, and powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off the gator lost his mind
i was hopping for scorpions but bombard was way better
To be fair on chat, "he attacks ground his own monastery" was so close when he ejected his king
He channeled his inner fatslob! what a Legend
38:05 Epic moment with Waffle
56:52 Noob_Nothing has interesting strategies
1:12:54 Epic moment with paladins
You do the lord's work, thanks man
32:00 the first play
56:52 king was stuck in building
1:20:00 King moves to tower! :D :D :D
@@bikikokurokawa1757 what tower?! And in fact you can see at 1:20:05 that the king is in the back castle with the cataphracts, so it gets un-garrisoned at 1:21:28... But luckily the southern exit is out of space so it goes north and thus gets stuck behind the barracks. :-B
Noob_Nothing was listening to Ride of the Valkyries on repeat at the end.
lol
I actually rewatched the ending with the song on the background its brilliant lmao
But maybe it was Christ & Combat.
I know it's late, but I actually think that 1812 Overture ending is kinda more fitting, considering it even has cannons :D
He might be a noob but he still had better battle plans than the entirety of GoT S8 lets be real here boys
thats not hard to do though
His move to run was stream sniped?
this chat kills me everytime :D
"the gates are touching"
*childish giggle*
Noob_Nothing if you see this: out of all the Legend videos T90 has made, this is definitely one of the best (if not THE best). Well played, this was fun to watch. I hope you'll be in more community games. You definitely provided everyone with a lot of entertainment.
He did. Sadly blue disconnected though. Don't think green would've made it if he had been around as well. Can't hold out against blue, orange, purple and teal all on your own. Grey was kind of a non factor. He was behind so much, even if he had taken over reds spot (who was dead by that point) to rebuild, he would've been really far behind. Kind of wanted him to build some military and aid green in the end. Would've been a nice touch. Instead he snitched on green to the others.
@@_Feanor_. Yup. This match was such a combination of factors that made it amazing. Grey just straight up nitching up Noob Nothing every single opportunity, Noob Nothing almost killing himself here and there and Pellito having his game crashed... just amazing.
simple Joe ftw
Noobnothing had some *amazing* play in here, to be honest.
1. EXCELLENT quickwalls. No joke. Any one of those could've been a disaster if paladins had gotten in.
2. He cut that path very narrow, which made it harder i think for purple to get through.
3. He made SO MANY BBCs, that they just annihilated most of the enemies that came at him, and he did well to keep them protected behind his inner wall.
Ryan Kruse 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean, he could have put a better defense, then just letting purple waltz in and kill his eco. lol
@Ryan Kruse He did well to protect them behind his inner wall wink wink
he was right to create the bombard cannons, but everything else was done very sloppily. if anything, he won because everyone else was sloppy too haha especially orange
Noob Nothing totally deserved this game, just perfect tactics, like leaving a boat with a monk, make purple his friend to keep him protected, and his tactics to defend the relic, even tho you can see that he is noob on some ways.
T90: Maybe it's next level.
Meanwhile, 24 bombard cannons wheel themselves slowly towards the volley of fire.
I luaghed way harder than I should have at the origin story of t90 salmon emote
Timestamp?
@Cory Buck Thanks.
I'm only 7:51 in, but I'm betting this is going to have a more satisfying ending than the GoT finale tonight!
And you bet right!
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Blue says "Did someone buy wood?"
Grey : im a joke to you
"Blue needs to cut more"
about 15min after blue disco'd
Back in the good old days, we would chopping wood even if one came down with a case of death.
and "yellow could cut to him first" ... long after yellow died
Mistakes happen in such a game :D
When i read the title i thought that there might be a new nothing map with noobs(?) And still thought it was that way until he announced the players
wtf News that could be an interesting game though.
I cannot see this guy winning against opponents he is losing to himself -T90 2019 Kappa
Finally a game mode for the people.
sweetchenandhellaran noob nothing, you are the enemy of the people!
@@MrGollum1996 Comrade Stalin disagrees
ｗｏｗ
The evolution of the Pilgrims map has been fascinating. So glad that those "water vs land" stalemates are gone.
I liked those :(
best game ever... lots of drama lots of conflict and that Ending was just glorious. Please do more games that are like this. And man hes a legend for able to do this
The lack of forest cutting from the other players was kinda frustrating tho
finally, game that i can follow bc highkey a noob
"oh, there was tons of shrinkage, that water was freezing. anyway, I don't want to spoil too much "
if this is just a plot teaser then boy oh boy
I'm sad to say, I was about half way through the video before I realized "Noob Nothing" was a player's name.
57:14
Remember, this dude wins the match with a legendary defense, he's just flexing and threw his del-button out
Congrats, NN, you've officially entered the Halls of AoE Legends
"at the south of the left butt cheek" Hahahahaha
even the king was willing to die to protect that relic
Hey T90, I was watching T90Offlcial's stream and he told me there is a fake T90Official with an i who was impersonating him on Voobly and earning a name, so I came to check it out. Turns out you have better content than the real T90. Much love, keep up the good work!
Amazing legend, what a hold!
For all the complications and bugs with DE, watching this makes me understand how far the game has come. No longer do we have to rely on the host, shift-queue onager cuts, less lag, capture age, etc. Great game. Thanks T90.
This was so funny,one of the best!
Its better with lower tier players.
A moment of silence for all those pancaked paladins...
And a big hurray for that defense that put in shame (not that it's so difficult) Winterfell's defense.
-"I'm cutting through now"
-"nice"
Haha Green was such a nice guy
I love watching well-played Nothing games. Thanks for uploading these!
This was absolutely fantastic, I loved the way everyone had their little colonies on the coast and eventually that siege at the end was truly epic!
56:39 - 57:40 😂😂 I love noob nothing 😂😂
I like how he wrote "t90 must be laughing right now" in chat after killing his own cannons. x)
Gandalf: Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.
Green:
Just watched this for the first time. This was epic! I always enjoy your content, T90. I've garnered an even greater appreciation for the game from watching your videos. I don't get to stop by the stream often, so it's good you have a lot of CZcams content.
MAN! such a game! Great casting too, I enjoyed every bit of it, good stuff
One of favorite T90 episodes, thanks!
the butcrack map again
"gates were touching" must be one of the best lines you have ever delivered. Thanks for the laugh :D
Absolute madman. He did it.
Who needs GOT when you have Noob Nothing in AOE!!
I bet you're not regretting this comment now.
I saw this in my recommendations in the past but never watched it till now. It's so entertaining!
I really enjoyed this. Thank you T90 and big up !
This map is brilliant. I'd love to see more of this.
WOOOOOW never been on the edge of my seat for any game as ive been for this one! AMAAAAAZING GAME FROM GREEN!! love oranges snipe tho, best play of the game in my opinion
We should do another salmon nothing game but t90 plays in it to educate them all on the origins of the them
What was teal thinking all game? and Gray should've sniped someone close to the end.
I saw this live, came here to watch it again, so much fun!
Rush hour, I listen to audiobooks while travelling to work. I can’t get enough of them.
Spoiler:..........
8bWaffle punishing krouch was my favourite thing about this match! He became my hero instantly lol
This is my favorite nothing map. It was the first map that i saw you cast
getting through the games. This, by Far is my favorite game...
I watched this epic yesterday, hype and high, it was learnful big time! Lot of fun
1:21:28 I just love how your panic meter is going through the roof there and I can't blame you. :D
I watched the second half live, and now have seen the start. This is still funny good. :D
"I guess it's not too bad..... No that bad! THAT REALLY BAD!!" 111111111111111111111
Great game. And well commentated, you did great building some serious dramatic tension there in the end :)
“Blue needs to keep cutting these trees down . He’s wasting a lot of time!” Haha im dyinnnn
The old AOE2 looks so clean and clear. It makes my brain happy.
My goodness... the way those 40 bombard cannons just flattened the Padlins... unreal
What a fantastic video! When everyone migrated and started building up their civs it could have gone anywhere!
I really loved this game!!
11:54 damn that prediction
28:00 I don't even have a driving license and in a month I'm 25. Btw I live in Switzerland. Trains are op.
God I would love myself a good public transportation.No such thing exists in Turkey :/
Our trains in Italy are just OK. Not everyone has the stomach to bike like us
@@almightysnail5380 politics aside I still love Turkey
@@kabalofthebloodyspoon I love Italy aswell. ^^
@@almightysnail5380 I know Trains can't do everything. Because of the rails and power supply they are quite unflexible and also expensive to set up. That's why countries in Africa, for example only have buses. Having a good public transportation is quite useful. But barely any country would be capable to make such a extensive network of trains like Switzerland has. That's because of Geography, Technology, Money, Mentality and History.
57:40 😂So THIS is what you meant when you mentioned the Legend of Noob Nothing in a recent video!
That was a fantastic video and my heart was going like the clappers at the end.
I've been looking for this cast for like a week
Just found this stream. That was some edge of the seat stuff there at the end!
18:21 But hes practicing for that amazing Suddendeath Houseboat ffa!
this has to be one of the best games i have ever watched wow
'Just two guys having a great time' - I will pay to watch that haha ;)
38:02 the surprise in T90's reaction to this was so fucking funny
"their gates were touching" must be the most erotic AoE2 thing I've ever heard
"he has one barrack" hahhah love it
Truly legendary, he took the game right under everyone's nose
gj Noob Nothing , that was a heck of a victory :)
Noob nothing ur a living legend best game i ever watched
Man my heart was beating let alone Noob_Nothing....king out at the end LOL
thanks for referencing this game on stream when on the same map! this was an epic match. well played GREEN! also i checked the relic time-to-win 😜
Ohh I saw this live !! Awesome!
T90 first of you didnt believe in the win of Nothing :D
i am watching this for the secound time, and its just amazing played i really love to watch this scenario!
Thanks for casting, and noob nothing youre a hero!
I like how kind he was.
Thanks for sharing such a brilliant game!
Ex-cellent....... :)
holy cow this was truly legendary
Great vid man!
Noob Nothing is my hero. What an entertainer
Epic commentary and gameplay!
Poor yellow was bullied by red since the beginning. Poor dude didn’t stand a chance as soon as he brought his king over
That was a tense ending !! GG Green !
dude this is like reality tv show in aoe :'D
im enjoying it so much
I don't really watch videos like this, but this game had some real got stuff going on, and an epic ending!