MY LOVERS CAUGHT ME SLIPPIN..I REGRET NOTHING | BitLife (Hilarious Life Simulator Game)
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This game was actually funnier than I thought. Bitlife is free mobile game that's basically a life simulator from when you're age 0, all the way until your last breath.
Bitlife download link:
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“The blind man saw you and ran off” needs to be a meme
No it doesn't. That's just wrong
It’s so loud in here, sorry can’t see you.
It’s so dark in here, can’t hear you oops 👁👄👁
I asked my friends, am I a bad criminal if I try to pickpocket a man and he SEES me and runs off?
How would it work though? Would it be similar to "and then a skeleton popped out", or would it be like a reply to someone saying that they'll do something?
Like example one:
One day I was working on my car. The blind man saw me and ran off.
Or example two:
TheLegend27: gonna work on my car lol xd
Monikatron: The blind man saw you and ran off.
_Or_ should it be a way of saying "Does it look like I care?"
Example the third:
MadeUpUsername122510354350217445: i just painted my PS6 brown lol xd
Monikatron: The blind man saw you and ran off.
Me: *Tries to pickpocket a blind man*
Blind man: i see... *Runs like naruto*
This deserves a top spot above the other comments.
Blind man: *runs into pole*
I'm done with these comments. 😆
LMAOOO THESE REPLYS
😂 seriously though! How the fuck does a blind man see you
"The blind man saw you and ran off!"
The people who created bitlife: _Yea, this is big brain time_
No tAlL bRaIN tiMe
Me in Bitlife: chooses to uppercut someone in their crotch
Bitlife: *Death.*
MY LUNGS AHHHHHH
@@Vicioussnakeboy i did that 8+ times in one life time once 💀
*_Remember kids, if you ever try to pick pocket a blind man, he then can magically see you and run off_*
Atleast that teaches them to never steal?
🤣👍
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😹🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
Lol
xD
Imagine being so bad at pick pocketing that a blind man can see you do it
lmao!!!!!!
KAMSOISNSBDJD
LMAOOOOO
OVDJPSGIBLAJSJP
Man, that blind man have to pay you for making him see the world..
*the blind man saw you and ran off*
Would've made sense if that man was *COLOR* blind....
I never thought about that...
Iol
@e g g That's not how logic works.
@@randomperson4254 its just a joke
@@lavv7816 i know, i just like to ruin shit
“The blind man *saw* you and ran off”
“The deaf man *heard* you and ran off”
The man who has no sense of smell, *smelled* you and ran off
The man who has no sense of touch, *felt* you and ran off
Lmao 😂
Aeris Gaming oh shit
@@someonewholikesgames4944 some people r born without a sense of smell
"The mute man screamed at you and ran off"
…
Blind man: U👃🏻U
When Jay was about to pick pocket him: 👁👃🏻👁
LMAOO
LMAOO
LMAOO
LMAOO
LMAOO
"The blind man saw you and ran off"
What's next?
_"The deaf man heard you and ran off"_
"The dead man saw you and ran off"
“The crippled man saw you and ran off.”
The headless man yelled at you
The mute man screamed and ran off
The F- student gets an A+
“The blind man saw you and ran off”
I CANT BREATHE
*BREATHE
Jaden Man THANK YOU
@@kayla9953 arn't you gonna correct it?
THE ANONYMOUS Fixed it. Happy? Lol
@@evai1779 Aren't*
7:38
I love the way he says:
"ARE YOU SICK?!"
"You got me fuuuuckkeeeed uuuup"
I was literally Crying my eyeballs out XD
Jay is such a recognisable person that even the blind man saw him
Fr 🙏
"The blind man saw you and ran off" is basically saying "You shaked hands with someone with no arms"
That’s so damn true
You went jogging with someone who has no legs
TheAwesomeGamerGirl -Gaming & stuff
Or ‘you went to a concert with a deaf person.’
IKR!!! I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THE FRICK A BLIND MAN COULD *SEE* YOU!!! Okay, it was hilarious. I'm just in a bad mood today.
rustyfoxesBot they could be *seeing* you
_god im so dirty_
_"the blind man saw you and ran off"_
😂😂😂😂 that made me laugh so much oml 😂😂😂😂
Lmao 😂
Im dead😂🤣😂
*slow clap*
*He's has ninga like reflectes*
Once when I was playing bitflife it said "your friend cconfessed that he eats laundry detergent packets"
*I died after that*
@Alexander Dietel it is
@Alexander Dietel bruh it is cuz it also showed meh as well
🤷♀️🤷♀️ “realises”😂😂😂😲😲🤭
I must've heard "the blind man saw you and ran off" a hundred times, but every time he said "You got me *fucked* up" I just die laughing
_the blind man _*_saw_*_ you and ran off_
@@notaseat5934 X to doubt
@@notaseat5934 can't. i'm blind.
@@notaseat5934 It's true
Irony xD
The Irony 😂
My character died from accidentally cutting himself with a knife....
It was on his finger
tea bean!
Wait what
@@lemontube1610 it got infected and I was doing so good to
tea bean! Lmaooo
Wait, what??!
I never had that choice, and I played this game longer than Jay XD
Hw
8:03
"If a blind man saw me, that must be a sign" 💀
Me: I feel really bad
Bestie:Why?
Me: a blind guy asked me out, and i said I was *seeing* somone
Bestie: oof
You don’t say that😩
14:18 “I’m not dating people for the money, but they can’t be broke like that”
15:54 *tries dating her because she has a lot of money*
Lol
18:58
Bruh
Yeah
Lol
the blind man when jay tried to pick pocket him: 👁👄👁
Oh aha
MY LUNGS
STOOOP! 😭
@Ssskull [GD] damn that reminded me of a tarantula
@Ssskull [GD] oof
“The blind man saw you and ran off”
I’M WHEEZING
"So dude hows your pickpocket today?"
"So unlucky man, a blind man saw me while pickpocketing him and ran away so fastly i cant even-"
He Speedy Gonzales ran away
I died when it said “The blind man saw you and ran off” Lmfao😂
the deaf man heard you and ran off
Meddio2 ikr like the logic in this game😂
Lmao what? 😂
Ace It was when Jay tried to pickpocket a blind man then the game said “ThE bLiNd mAn SaW yOu aNd RaN oFf” 😂
*The blind saw you and ran off*
How did he see you? He must have FELT you. Looks like the developer(s) didn't think that loophole through.
Did anyone else realize that he got his girl pregnant and she is 13?
11 not 13
Rad Gaming no, she was 13.
Yeah, no shit
@@alicia2619 ..But the option to having a baby was available even at age 11. Now that's real messed up.
Unaysha Salim Some people did really crazy challenges. But yeah it was super messed up. It almost never worked though.
It’s crazy to see how much BitLife advanced. Usually when I download a game I would forget about it after a day, but it’s still one of my favorite games to this day and I love it so much
ThE bLiNd MaN *SaW* YoU aNd RaN OfF.
👏🏻👏🏻
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I’m laughing that you had the option to argue your mom at 6
Lil Nightmare12 I do it every single day lol
@@user-tc1qj8nk8c thats a bad thing to do... you shouldn't do that
Empress Sketch your a boring ass person
Sp00py Spider so? You want your mom to hate you?
yes i want mo to hate me when idek her
no one:
the blind man:
*sees someone trying to pickpocket and runs off*
Jay: “Sierra Swallows? Does Sierra really swallow?”
Me: “Yes.”
How do you know that 🤨
Jay at the beginning: This game looks fun =D
The game several minutes later: TEENAGE PREGNANCY AND DISCUSSION ABOUT ABORTION.
Holy shart-
@@WhatRemainsofNovaJames nah she was thirteen
abortion is not really discussed but more like just mentioned
Literally 2 minutes actually
7:53
I just choked on my Cheeto
Ha!😂😂😂
Jay is a bucket of potato *looks at name* do i know you....
eww
Me 2 =-)
*rip*
BitLife: ‘the blind man saw you and ran off’
Me: What’s next? ‘The dead man came back from the dead and ran away’ ?
😂😂😂😂😂😂 might be true❤️😂😂
The man in a wheelchair got up and ran off
One time I was playing and was a female, turns out trying to pick pocket a risky person is a quick route to: *He poked your thumb, he burst your va**na* ...
Welp, guess that makes sense.
I- 😂😂😂
When you SO bad at being a criminal even A BLIND MAN can SEE you 7:43
He can’t run if he ain’t breathing 😈
CorgiWitchVids for real-
How about this if you are pickpocketing really early 1:00
Ty for the timestamp
pov: you rolled a 1
*Does nobody notice the moms name was Olivia Oliver?*
*sister scary*
Wtf
My moms name once was honey honey XD
lol there’s a girl in my class named Olivia and her friends call her olive
@@kayadawn13 is your dad named sugar honey cuz
Sugar oh honey honey
That blind guy moment never gets old 😂😂
"The blind man SAW you and ran away" Bitlife 2019 👌🏻
No one said he wasn't colour blind
Why did almost all the girls reject him and only boys accept him lmao
No gacha
He got dem gay vibes lmao
Ha ha, there all gay!
@@vincentberie9640 hi
@@vincentberie9640 no roblox
“The blind man saw you and ran off”
Aliens do exsist...
Of coarse they do...
Hogwarts is real everyone
7:33 The blind man saw you and ran off😭😭
Seriously funniest moment ever. “The blind man saw you and ran off.”
"The blind man SAW you and ran"
@@notaseat5934 its a joke. 0_0
Logic.
😂
Blind man: i see...
Nah, that old man has a THIRD EYE. He is magic.
"I wrapped it up like a Christmas gift!" I'm weak! 🤣😂😂😂
😂😂
Me too XD
11:22
10:04
Just to save my spot nothing special
667th like is mine because im so damn EVIL
“The blind man saw you and ran off.” 7:58
Hold up- 🤨 Wait a minute 😳
Somethin' ain't right
So i'm re-watching these Bitlife videos while playing Bitlife myself, and then right around 12:50 i got a new random life and my name is LYNN GROSSWEINER
“The blind man saw you and ran off.”
The blind man saw you
Wait....
Everybody gangsta until
"The blind man saw you and ran off"
love watching Jays old videos when i’m sick and staying home from school
I would love to see more!!
I flipping agree
SAME LOL SORRY FOR THE CAPS
Agree!
I definitely agree
No one came to his funeral because his family was dead and had no relationship with other people.
lol ture that
Isn’t he with Nini?
FroilanG Franco
That’s deep
He had a friend though
*“I wrapped it like a Christmas gift”*
Not everyone knows how to wrap Christmas gifts good you know?... 11:20
Everyone's talking about the blind man but no one's talking about how Raven had a baby when they didn't do *✨The Devil's Tango✨*
Did she cheat?? 👀👀
Pls do this again pls pls
I totally agree.
I agree
i agree 100%
i agggreeeee
AGREEEDDD!!
You know your life is tough when you pickpocket a blind man and he sees you...
You know your life is tough when you have to copy a popular comment, just to try to get likes
Sheria :3 didn’t know there was another comment so stfu
KTB 245 you copies that from a popular comment 😒
@@sheria447 they both posted it 5 days ago so one will never know
@Cassia Shebenez California
"She's not that crazy"
*The woman he's marrying has almost 100% craziness*
"The blind man saw you and ran off"
I'M SUFFOCATING
Here’s a tip: if you want to propose or have a baby with your spouse then you need to build up your relationship first. Also you can only study harder for school once a year. The higher your smarts are the higher the chance of getting a scholarship. What you major in effects the types of jobs and other schooling you can do.
More tips: going to see a Documentary can improve smartness. Vacations can improve relationships with people if they go and enjoy it. Gym can help looks and health.. Sometimes.
@@kih1242 imma add to that that books help with happyness, tho they take forever to click all the pages of xd
I've never got an scholarship jaushs
"The Blind man saw you and ran off" What kind of logic is that.
Well actually all blind people never have absolutely no sight of any sorts, so it's possible that they could have seen you
@@notaseat5934 source?
@@tarani5aviel Molly our g
If you go to Shane Dawson's series where he spends time with a blind girl (Molly Burke) in part 2-3 Molly said all blind people can still actually see stuff in example: Molly said she still can see stuff if there's a shadow/sunlight it's hard to explain so if ure interested go watch it
@@dedyh9723 Mhm like I said
"The blind man saw you and ran off"
Logic: *We can back this up*
12:02
An option to go clubbing pops up
Jay: that's where I got herpies!
Jay: *clicks yes*
Wait maybe that dude really was blind but for some reason he started to see again and that's why he ran away, because he's like what the fuck I see you
Actually all blind people never have no sight of any sorts, look it up! All blind people have some sort of vision
@@notaseat5934 I was kidding man
@@daqueenoflizards2619 Lmao you kinda sounded like an uneducated kid
"He's like wtf i see you" im rolling 😂
Blind dood: AaAAAaaaAAh
Jay:Y R U RUNING *Y R U R U N I N G ! ?*
*Blind people use their tounge to navigate.*
Their snakes I knew it 😐🤦♂
when your pickpocket skill was so bad, even a BLIND man can see you...
I haven’t laughed this hard for a long time, thank you Jay
BitLife is like the only game on my phone now lol
Artist Nerd same
is it on android?
@@AsexTwin there is kinda a game similar to bitlife, it's called instalife
I wish I could install it but I'm Android lol
Why is no-one talking about the elementary school abortion????
Because its a game.
@@lovedoggo5202 it's still funny
Ya not like me I'm a dead meme
I don't think an elementary schooler is ready for a baby
“WHAT?! THE BLIND MAN SAW ME *laughing* the blind man saw meeheehee”
Who will you picpokit -a blind man-. THE MAN SAW YOU AND RAN OFF XD
When u wanted to try this game but you're an android user
I'm so upset about it. Literally.
707
There's a game called insta life that's kinda the same
I LOVE UR 707 PROFILE PIC🍒
@@xx_delilah5104 It's called InstLife and it is not nearly as good.
"Grossweiner"
English speakers: laughs
German speakers: LAUGHS LOUDER
Weinen means crying
when was grossweiner?
When you speak both: I see no God here, OTHER THAN ME
as i german speaker i was thinking the same thing lmaooo
Let me guess you watch shoaib english
7:55 made me spit my soda out from laughing LOL
14:06 LMAOOOO he pronounced Egypt Sooo wrong! 😂
He wasn't trying to say Egypt, he was saying Incheon (the city below in that list).
I definitely want to play this XD
Kay exe you should I've been playing it before a lot of CZcamsrs have and it's really fun
I LOVE your profile pic
I wish I could too but I don't have an apple (╥﹏╥)
I was playing BitLife before Jay published this xD
You should! It’s really fun
Jay: lets end this on a positive note......LETS MURDER MY EX!
lol
He said on a *sick* note
Jay:i need to find a pshycoligist
Also Jay:vacation there we go
7:36 "the blind man saw you and ran off" LMAOOO
YAAAASS!! I PLAY THIS ALL THE TIME!!!
Congratulations!!! You got a heart :D
6th on trending for gaming! Great job Jay!! :)
7th 😥
Jisoo ❤️
Jisoo!
Kyaaa! Co-blink is dat u?
21st :(
7:28 blind man saw u and ran off
“The blind saw you and ran off”
“I wrapped it up like a Christmas gift”
- Jay and BitLife 2019
You should play it again!
I laughed and cried when it said "The blind man saw you and ran off" XDDD
Edit: Thank you so much for the heart, I love you Jay & Nina! :)
I thought If you edited the comment it disappears guess not OoO
I have this game on my phone lol
Foggy same
Foggy same
ya well i have it on my Mbox
Same
Foggy me too
“The blind man saw you and ran off”
Speech 100
These videos are so enjoyable keep making them !!
Blindman: Bisexual Boi DETECTED
I can't believe Jay put an end to homophobia
Minecraft did it first
The blind man in question is definitely Matt Murdock
“The Blind man saw you and ran off.”
Sounds like my story animated lol
My bitlife character’s parents gave him like 50,000 so I had like 100,000 at a young age.
How
Just ask em if they rich af
Same. It happened to me too but only because I never met my dad in the game apparently and my mom was rich
your videos are hilarious 😭😂
has no one noticed he had better luck with the men lmfao
What!? The blind man see you
Its a Miracle Jay 😂
His bad pickpocketing gave him the ability to see what a blessing
@@GetOffMyAcc103 lol
Mark Aaron Generaole he cured the man’s blindness by pickpocketing
"The blind man saw you and ran off"
_somethings wrong here-_
oml this had me WHEEZING😭 jay you rlly r that dude
12:08: hope my neighbors don’t hear
Also jay: LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😆😆😆
I Tried To Play The Game And My Daughter Fell Of A Cliff While Driving And Texting In The Age Of 2 She Was Two And She Was Already Driving!
@mosthated_. rahrah. _. Yez
mosthated_. rahrah. _. Nope, she really had a two year old that could drive and text and drove off of a cliff.
@@arielthemermaid3576 no its in bitlife
Jimyr Ayson
Step 1: Go to Google
Step 2: Look up the definition of sarcasm
SAME