The Messed Up Origins of Aphrodite | Mythology Explained - Jon Solo

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  • @nhiapthao
    @nhiapthao Před 4 lety +5801

    Aphrodite and Ares’s affair is why I enjoy the phrase, “All’s fair in love and war”

    • @yessica5231
      @yessica5231 Před 4 lety +174

      Nhia Pheng Thao wha-how...hoW COME I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT?! and i knew this story before

    • @MakotoKinoSailorJupiter2020
      @MakotoKinoSailorJupiter2020 Před 4 lety +25

      Yessica Corona right? lol 😂

    • @trence5
      @trence5 Před 4 lety +68

      I could be wrong - but I believe that might be the origin of that saying.

    • @nhiapthao
      @nhiapthao Před 4 lety +19

      @@trence5 i believe it is as well

    • @brandonproductions8401
      @brandonproductions8401 Před 4 lety +39

      “Did my wife conquer another God of War”

  • @LadyAdaquinn
    @LadyAdaquinn Před 4 lety +3889

    "Aphrodite's Uterus was essentially an almighty clown car" That may be the single best sentence I've ever heard.

    • @Vampireangel1011
      @Vampireangel1011 Před 4 lety +62

      I busted out laughing when he said that XD man I love greek mythology XD

    • @janeyrevanescence12
      @janeyrevanescence12 Před 4 lety +29

      I actually had to pause the video for a couple of minutes because of how hard I was laughing at that part.

    • @jade4897
      @jade4897 Před 4 lety +17

      Best sentence EVER!! Lol! 5:41

    • @pluto5610
      @pluto5610 Před 4 lety +16

      *Future voice* she belongs to the sea!

    • @bulmabriefs6004
      @bulmabriefs6004 Před 4 lety +6

      Is it because it’s so small but it can big things in it ?

  • @sarahsanchez2324
    @sarahsanchez2324 Před 4 lety +1087

    Athena: *offers supreme wisdom*
    Hera: *offers glory fame and power*
    Aphrodite:Hmmm.... how about a pretty already married woman, and her husband controls one of the most feared army on the planet who already has a child
    Paris:Aphrodite wins hands down

    • @sgcl10658
      @sgcl10658 Před 4 lety +55

      Don't know why French ppl name their capital "Paris" coz Paris was an idiot.

    • @queenamour7496
      @queenamour7496 Před 4 lety +9

      Lolll

    • @youmode562
      @youmode562 Před 3 lety +48

      The guy was hated by the woman he was given (Helen). Yeah he was stupid

    • @NathanMarcusSPhua
      @NathanMarcusSPhua Před 3 lety +33

      He should've at LEAST requested for the chosen lady to be single

    • @user-qb6hm8qw2n
      @user-qb6hm8qw2n Před 3 lety +27

      @@NathanMarcusSPhua She promised him Helen straight up, he knew to what he agreed to.

  • @mayo_poppins
    @mayo_poppins Před 4 lety +1679

    *"Yeah, Aphrodite's uterus was essentially an all mighty clown car"*
    DAMN OKAY-

  • @audreyrose4710
    @audreyrose4710 Před 4 lety +2384

    "You have to marry this guy because everyone wants you and that's your fault"
    "But I don't want to...?"
    "Too bad"
    *how dare she cheat on him!!!*

    • @mikethepokemaster2012
      @mikethepokemaster2012 Před 4 lety +173

      I mean she could said no but dude was a good faithful husband.

    • @ThatGuy-en2nn
      @ThatGuy-en2nn Před 4 lety +196

      It's not an excuse for cheating. Especially on a faithful dude. I get the situation is trash but she was a goddess....It's not like thinking her way out,running away,saying no,divorce (which I think hepestus does in some version due to her cheating) weren't options.
      Never understood people (mostly women) who defended that. She cheated because she lusted after multiple dudes....it was her thing, don't defend it sarcastically or otherwise.

    • @totoitutucoco
      @totoitutucoco Před 4 lety +42

      @@ThatGuy-en2nn will you justify Athena's curses as well?

    • @lakenc1064
      @lakenc1064 Před 4 lety +152

      The thing is though she probably wasn't allowed to say no, I'm pretty sure he said that they made her marry him. I don't think she would've married him if she had any other option

    • @pathetic2399
      @pathetic2399 Před 4 lety +52

      Things were different back then and shes also not real.

  • @Alice-or9bu
    @Alice-or9bu Před 4 lety +889

    Also finally made me boyfriend watch the messed up origins series. He thought "he won't be interested" no he's 5 videos in and said we're not sleeping till we've watched them all😂

    • @JonSolo
      @JonSolo  Před 4 lety +57

      Alice Hobbs lmao! I’m so glad he likes them!

    • @Alice-or9bu
      @Alice-or9bu Před 4 lety +12

      @@JonSolo He said it's only fair if I watch Star Wars now and tbh I've been missing out. Super confused though haha

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 Před 4 lety +9

      lmao you converted him! Good job :D

    • @sovietlamar1294
      @sovietlamar1294 Před 4 lety +2

      @@sickid41 u racist

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo Před 4 lety

      Does he look like this?
      9:45
      Because that right there is your dream guy. XD

  • @danynes4710
    @danynes4710 Před 4 lety +534

    I love the idea of some guy in a bar and telling his friends, “I totally bagged Aphrodite!” They’re like “yeah right.” Zeus hits him with a lightning bolt. His friends, “so, you and Aphrodite?” .... “Awesome! High five!”

  • @taneets1429
    @taneets1429 Před 4 lety +734

    “Does anyone object? Speak now or forever hold your piece”
    Nobody:
    Goddess of Disagreement: I OBJECT

  • @hannah-abbysimon2854
    @hannah-abbysimon2854 Před 4 lety +1621

    Could you do one on pandora and the box

  • @_yuki_520
    @_yuki_520 Před 4 lety +1323

    Me: **casually knows the majority of these myths but still watches these cuz I can**

  • @naoshinsharmin8132
    @naoshinsharmin8132 Před 4 lety +657

    My boyfriend calls me Aphrodite sometimes, the goddess of love. Poor soul doesn't know how messed up Aphrodite's character is. :(

    • @simplyjay3638
      @simplyjay3638 Před 3 lety +8

      Have you talked to him about this?

    • @naoshinsharmin8132
      @naoshinsharmin8132 Před 3 lety +84

      @@simplyjay3638 Of course not man! I'm just happy to be his goddess of love. No need to ruin it.

    • @torih1469
      @torih1469 Před 3 lety +9

      @@naoshinsharmin8132 you should tell him :D lmao

    • @naoshinsharmin8132
      @naoshinsharmin8132 Před 3 lety +21

      @@torih1469 It's been a year since I watched this video. Still haven’t told him. I like the name.

    • @overlookjay6524
      @overlookjay6524 Před 3 lety +22

      like the other gods are any better

  • @theasinclaire52
    @theasinclaire52 Před 4 lety +248

    The Spartan Aphrodite was also known as Aphrodite Areia. She was a war goddess as well as being the goddess of love and beauty. But only in Sparta and Kythera. She was originally derived from Astarte, who was herself derived from Ishtar, who was originally the Sumerian goddess Innanna.

    • @MatCor-ty7zi
      @MatCor-ty7zi Před 3 lety +15

      It kinda makes sense that a warrior culture like Sparta would depict a Goddess of Love as a warrior as well, as most interpretations of Spartan society I've seen say they respect strong willed women (or at least respected women more than just about anywhere else)

    • @TheMistressMisery
      @TheMistressMisery Před 3 lety +9

      Love this, also, wasnt Freyja essentially a Nordic counterpart to Aphrodite, both Goddesses of Love, Beauty and War.

    • @theasinclaire52
      @theasinclaire52 Před 3 lety +14

      @@TheMistressMisery They were definitely similar. Freyja was also a Death Goddess and got first choice of fallen warriors, half going to her in Folkvangr and the other half going to Odin in Valhalla. Both of these ladies are multitaskers.

    • @fannfann3490
      @fannfann3490 Před 3 lety +1

      @julianos Pankratos shut up mate

    • @user-el2yw1kb5h
      @user-el2yw1kb5h Před 2 lety +3

      @julianos Pankratos woah why so mad? Chill

  • @Kikki545
    @Kikki545 Před 4 lety +1704

    These mythology videos are giving me life 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💗

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 Před 4 lety +2171

    *Athena:* Your daughter
    *Hera:* Your wife
    *Aphrodite:* A fangirl
    _Yikes! Good luck with that, Zeus, the God of Thunder._

    • @nocturnalanimals5884
      @nocturnalanimals5884 Před 4 lety +147

      And Hera is his Big sister. Incest ♾

    • @despacito2384
      @despacito2384 Před 4 lety +61

      @@nocturnalanimals5884 FBI OPEN UP!!!

    • @nocturnalanimals5884
      @nocturnalanimals5884 Před 4 lety +45

      Despacito 2 yes, and Hades and Persephone and that b**** even cheated on him with Zeus her dad...

    • @karmatheartist999
      @karmatheartist999 Před 4 lety +40

      Wait Athena is zeus's daughter?

    • @LadyMFUnicorn
      @LadyMFUnicorn Před 4 lety +62

      He didn't care he was screwing everybody, and his wife didn't like it and would kill people.

  • @gvantsamandzulashvili2424
    @gvantsamandzulashvili2424 Před 4 lety +161

    Hefestos is NOT Zeus's son.
    He's ONLY Hera's son ,
    when Zeus's head and popped out Athena, Hera was jealous and decided go give birth to Hefestos but he was born with disability, she went furious and threw him from Olympos

    • @decoral
      @decoral Před 4 lety +21

      In some versions, he is actually Zeus's son.

    • @jadhazim6692
      @jadhazim6692 Před 4 lety +3

      fix ur spelling

    • @bellisimaa
      @bellisimaa Před 3 lety +7

      Umm sorry to sound rude but it's actually Hephaestus

    • @hera7884
      @hera7884 Před 3 lety +1

      Hahahaha he hit the ground harder than the dinosaur asteroid

    • @junkosllette
      @junkosllette Před 2 lety +1

      from what i read, hera got jealous of zeus' many lovers and attempted to get pregnant without him to prove a point. this lead to hephaestus being born with disabilities. now so, depends on which myth you read, there are two endings. hera threw hephaestus from mount olympus to avoid being a laughing stock of the gods or when she showed hephaestus to zeus, he was shocked at how disgusting hephaestus looked so zeus threw him from mount olympus. some versions also say it was hephaestus' fall from mount olympus that made him crippled.

  • @jacobmarines108
    @jacobmarines108 Před 4 lety +81

    “Aphrodite’s uterus was essentially an almighty clown car” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheSailorTenjou
    @TheSailorTenjou Před 4 lety +570

    There's sooo much to talk about Aphrodite... Like that time she was jealous of her son Eros's love interest and how she tormented her until she gave in. Or that time she was so in love with a human that she gave up all her beauty and allure-enhancing gizmos. P. S. Paris was an idiot. Athena's bribe was the best offer.

    • @angiesworld8038
      @angiesworld8038 Před 4 lety +46

      Yeah, I would took Athena's bribe, even though I don't like her. I don't like Aphordite more than I don't like Athena.

    • @liketowatch7330
      @liketowatch7330 Před 4 lety +3

      Yeah, me too

    • @Ppuncake
      @Ppuncake Před 3 lety +1

      Angie's World i would choose Hera.

    • @barramaccannes6374
      @barramaccannes6374 Před 3 lety +16

      I mean sure on paper Athena's bribe would be the best offer but I think Paris was smarter than we give him credit for. Unlike Hera or Athena, Aphrodite was the goddess of love and beauty first and foremost and I think Paris knew that and if he didn't pick aphrodite(it would be like calling Athena dumb or Hera a bitch), just imagine the curse he might get from her(which would most probably be the worst since she would most definitely take it personally being the god of beauty and all that). I imagine her curse as something like "no matter how famous or strong or whatever you achieve you will never be loved and everyone you love will die or never love you back". So yeah Paris kinda made the best choice given the information he had at the time, now hindsight being 20/20 we know it didn't go as he planned and the rest is mythology.

    • @Christian-be6eg
      @Christian-be6eg Před rokem +2

      @@angiesworld8038 Of all the Greek gods Athena is my favorite only after Heraclese (Unless we count Kratos) as she's a goddess of wisdom and I like God's who have wisdom as one of the things they reside over (My favorite Norse god Odin and Mimir is second)

  • @mythoughtswilloffendyou2518
    @mythoughtswilloffendyou2518 Před 4 lety +466

    I told my brother I was watching about Aphrodite. He asked me: did he had an afro (aphro-dit-e)? I always felt like he was adopted. Btw: I like your info

    • @sheldonmatthews4807
      @sheldonmatthews4807 Před 4 lety +11

      In the game Smite, she has a skin that has an Afro and it's called Afroditie or something, you should check the game out, it's free on pc and console

  • @AsmodeusFire
    @AsmodeusFire Před 4 lety +79

    "Could've been her father."
    Me: *First time?*
    All of mythology is has incest somewhere. The family tree is very ummm complicated.

  • @royalvm7241
    @royalvm7241 Před 4 lety +112

    Aphrodite as a name actually means the one who came from sea foam!(afros:sea foam ,"dite" comes from the Greek verb "anadio" which means coming up like when sth is put in water and then comes up)You should know that all Greek names have a meaning behind them ,its rather fascinating!

    • @dormammusofat
      @dormammusofat Před 3 lety +1

      Wait so did you know the joke that NASA played... so basically they sent a probe called Venus (One of Hera’s names) to Jupiter (One of Zeus’ names) to “check on Jupiter”...it’s not funny but they were some smart asses for that😂

    • @timurkotulic3948
      @timurkotulic3948 Před 2 lety +2

      @@dormammusofat they sent Juno (Roman name for Hera), Venus is for Aphrodite

    • @psychokinrazalon
      @psychokinrazalon Před rokem +1

      All names in general have meaning behind them.

  • @DryBones271
    @DryBones271 Před 4 lety +564

    I don't think there's a definitive look Aphrodite has, since she always looks like "your perfect woman"

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 Před 4 lety +137

      and since everyone has their own definition of "perfect" that would indicate she could take the most desirable form for anyone! She'll never look the same twice ;)

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 Před 4 lety +16

      @@RedRoseSeptember22 lmao
      which is why DryBones271 had "your perfect woman" in quotes

    • @angiesworld8038
      @angiesworld8038 Před 4 lety +5

      I'm glad you put that in quotation marks.

    • @JonSolo
      @JonSolo  Před 4 lety +108

      so she looks like Betty White is what you're saying

    • @ThisCharmingMan1984
      @ThisCharmingMan1984 Před 4 lety +5

      Jon Solo
      More of a Bea Arthur man, myself...

  • @lorddarkfuture
    @lorddarkfuture Před 4 lety +238

    ive been in love with greek myth since i was young. So some stories ive known for long, but alot of them i don't know at all! please continue making these :D

  • @kelpo1659
    @kelpo1659 Před 3 lety +50

    Wait, I’m trying to put two and two together. So Eris, the goddess of discord, was not invited to the wedding but everyone else was. And Maleficent was not invited to the party for Aurora but everyone else was. They both show up to the parties anyway and cause problems for the attendees. Was there a possibility that the story of sleeping beauty was influenced by Eris??? Just posing a question, not quite sure🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

  • @DamonNomad82
    @DamonNomad82 Před 3 lety +21

    When my sister was taking a test on Greek mythology, she couldn't remember what Aphrodite was the goddess of. She wrote down "Goddess of Afros" as an answer, and the teacher gave her credit on the question "for creativity"!

  • @fireincarnated4031
    @fireincarnated4031 Před 4 lety +321

    Was Aphrodite wrong though?
    She never choose to be with Hephesto, I don't think she owns him anything

    • @angiesworld8038
      @angiesworld8038 Před 4 lety +28

      She did agree to the offer when she could have rejected it.

    • @Revanbzn
      @Revanbzn Před 4 lety +67

      You don’t reject Hera and think of getting away with it

    • @AnimeAngel88
      @AnimeAngel88 Před 4 lety +21

      I read one version of the story where she agreed because she knew Hephaestus would be busy all the time so she could sleep with the other gods.

    • @cvltclassic893
      @cvltclassic893 Před 4 lety +26

      There's also a version where Zeus forced her to marry him so the other gods wouldn't fight over her

    • @xejelah
      @xejelah Před 4 lety +18

      The gods are named aptly for their gifts and rulerships. Current day morales and structures are man made, yet don’t apply to men. She is the goddess of Love and that’s what she’ll do. She shouldn’t be married in the first place. She will be in love over and over again. There’s too many forms of it for her to be forced to stay in one mode for eternity. The sheer fact not a single version of her story had her marrying for love or even wanted for anything but her beauty should give you pause on what “marriage” means.

  • @naranciaisbestboi125
    @naranciaisbestboi125 Před 4 lety +77

    "Almighty clown car" has to be the best thing I've ever heard.

  • @vanigarg9031
    @vanigarg9031 Před 3 lety +75

    When I was in elementary school, we did a Greek god project and I was assigned to be Aphrodite-so you can imagine how weird it was for a 5th grader doing research on her.

    • @velk2897
      @velk2897 Před 2 lety +4

      bruh all gods nasty, your teacher was weird

    • @jayahmoore7251
      @jayahmoore7251 Před 2 lety +7

      Ahhhh Waldorf school. A lovely place to get an extremely cultured but also useless education

    • @demonqueen648
      @demonqueen648 Před 2 lety +2

      I did something like that in seventh grade

    • @dubhaxxd3246
      @dubhaxxd3246 Před rokem +1

      Lol same

  • @DkKombo
    @DkKombo Před 4 lety +20

    5:50
    "Aphrodites uterus was essentially an all mighty clown car."
    Are we sure the gift of fire wasn't given to this guy? Because I'm sure he used it to burn the very gods themselves...

  • @celticpoet21
    @celticpoet21 Před 4 lety +134

    Aphrodite was also a mother-in-law from hell to Psyche! I hope you do an episode of Cupid and Psyche, which also in a way is a precursor to Beauty and the Beast.

  • @Alice-or9bu
    @Alice-or9bu Před 4 lety +332

    Okay turns out the story of aphrodite was a lot darker than just being about love. Everything I thought I knew was totally wrong 😂

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 Před 4 lety +19

      Yeah seems most of the Goddesses were spiteful whores lmao.

    • @alexwilliams1281
      @alexwilliams1281 Před 4 lety +3

      Alice Hobbs don’t fuck with Aphrodite

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 Před 4 lety +17

      @@RedRoseSeptember22
      Hera may seem the most spiteful but her spite almost always came from her husband's adultery and the fact that she is the goddess of marriage.

    • @angiesworld8038
      @angiesworld8038 Před 4 lety +7

      @@alexwilliams1281 Yeah because if you do you'll catch all types of shit, Aids, HIV, herpes, and STDs. You're right "Don't fuck with Aphordite. "

    • @queerlibtardhippie9357
      @queerlibtardhippie9357 Před 4 lety

      @@RedRoseSeptember22 Why wouldn't they be hoenstly

  • @kingofmeatballs763
    @kingofmeatballs763 Před 4 lety +60

    *"Aphrodite's uterus was essentially a clown car"*

  • @Natalie404.
    @Natalie404. Před 4 lety +75

    Like Tupac Aphrodite got around 🤣

  • @gaminikhurana2954
    @gaminikhurana2954 Před 4 lety +369

    Omg I'm still watching this but my Percy Jackson senses are TINGLING. OLDEST OLYMPIAN WASSUP??

    • @brandonjones5879
      @brandonjones5879 Před 4 lety +41

      Yeah anything involving greek gods and goddesses, brings me back to Percy Jackson.

    • @gaminikhurana2954
      @gaminikhurana2954 Před 4 lety +3

      @@brandonjones5879 Indeed xD

    • @jessicaonwu1252
      @jessicaonwu1252 Před 4 lety +9

      @Julianos entheus geez... chill out, why r you so salty?

    • @lillianmanuel4956
      @lillianmanuel4956 Před 4 lety +1

      Lol me

    • @despicablepenguin
      @despicablepenguin Před 4 lety +10

      Haha I literally went down to the comments because Jon used a Percy Jackson fan art as a picture for Aphrodite.

  • @unoriginal1562
    @unoriginal1562 Před 4 lety +179

    I think I’m on bad terms with Aphrodite because my love life is cursed

    • @s.nifrum4580
      @s.nifrum4580 Před 3 lety +11

      At least you have one

    • @perhapsawhitemale8144
      @perhapsawhitemale8144 Před 3 lety +3

      ;-;

    • @hoshi8741
      @hoshi8741 Před 2 lety +2

      Need a shaman...need one right now... right me too🤣🤣🤣

    • @CazRaX
      @CazRaX Před 2 lety +1

      Silver lining bro, she wants you to herself so is sabotaging you so there are no problems later!

  • @AKilahVamp
    @AKilahVamp Před 4 lety +78

    Regardless of how much her husband adored her and showered her with gifts, she was FORCED into that marriage. Soooo🤷‍♀️. And she got around as much as Zeus, let her live lol

    • @whytho1534
      @whytho1534 Před 2 lety +12

      cheating aint her only problem tho,i'd let her live if she:
      didn't start the trojan war
      didn't torment Psyche
      didn't murder Hippolytus just because he was asexual
      didn't curse mhyrra just because her idiot mom said she was more beautiful then Aphrodite
      didn't fling her child off a cliff cause he was ugly
      and is just kinda annoying

    • @kenroycherrington148
      @kenroycherrington148 Před 2 lety

      @Muteteli Harvey TRUE!

    • @azidahaka8543
      @azidahaka8543 Před rokem

      @@whytho1534 Actually, Aphrodite never banished her son Priapus, Jon Solo is wrong here. Priapus was a resident of Olympus until he tried to r@pe goddess Hestia in a party. Not only was it wrong to assault her but Hestia was a virgin and highly respected Elder goddess, so that was a really big celestial violation. A Donkey at a party saved Hestia but the crime was so big he was banished of olympus. This is the mostly commonly acknowledged version. I don't know where solo got it from but it's probably some confused later re-imagining of Hephestus birth.
      Also, Aphrodite incited Trojan war but Athena and Hera fueled fire in the war and break truce between Both sides as well.
      She's done terrible stuff but is still much better than Hera,Athena & Artemis tbh.

  • @yes9825
    @yes9825 Před 4 lety +7

    4:40 “like a girdle that accentuated her- BUT”
    ... well played

  • @maxteraform
    @maxteraform Před 4 lety +56

    You know that it's gonna be a messed up origin when John talks about the greek pantheon.

  • @NicholasChorba
    @NicholasChorba Před 4 lety +47

    "Aphrodite's uterus was essentially an Almighty clown car"

  • @solahaze8948
    @solahaze8948 Před 4 lety +15

    "Adultery, murder, curses..." sounds like a typical Greek story to me. It wouldn't be Greek if there WEREN'T adultery, murder, or curses.

  • @theghostofchristmaspast293
    @theghostofchristmaspast293 Před 4 lety +58

    What about Aphrodite messing her son Cupid and his wife Psyche's lives?
    Anyways great video.

  • @itsevillaugh1767
    @itsevillaugh1767 Před 4 lety +443

    Aphrodite
    Aphrodite
    Aphrodite
    *THE GODDESS OF LOVE*

    • @hideotokeak5176
      @hideotokeak5176 Před 4 lety +26

      Swanky Jay Toons I unconsciously sang this in my head 😂 uhhh these kids dont know

    • @blackkitty369
      @blackkitty369 Před 4 lety +8

      Sang that as I watched this!! The BEST!!

    • @schwarzwald6672
      @schwarzwald6672 Před 4 lety +2

      effin nice I thought of that about 1 minute in awesome show.

    • @grace5033
      @grace5033 Před 4 lety +3

      Fuck yeah, I immediately sang it in my head

    • @tultsi93
      @tultsi93 Před 4 lety +5

      @@sickid41 How is race related to Greek mythology?

  • @megriorso4516
    @megriorso4516 Před 4 lety +108

    7:51
    Me: I think we should go study now instead of watching Jon Solo videos
    My two remaining brain cells;
    Brain Cell 1: "I do, I really really do"
    Brain Cell 2: "I................ don't" 😂😂

    • @syedatahera2914
      @syedatahera2914 Před 4 lety +2

      Meg Riorso I have an exam on 31st of this month..which is two days hence.. and I am not only watching all of them video but also going through all these comments and even replying to some..just like this one. JonSolo IS MY FAVOURITE CZcamsR. 💯

    • @megriorso4516
      @megriorso4516 Před 4 lety +2

      I feel you!!! But seriously though, Jon Solo has graduated from school, let's leave him for a bit and get our lives together 🤣🤣🤣

    • @JonSolo
      @JonSolo  Před 4 lety +9

      LOL as happy as it makes me that you're loving the content I would MUCH rather you get your school work done! Unless your test was on Aphrodite... then I'll allow it.....

    • @megriorso4516
      @megriorso4516 Před 4 lety +2

      Ugh, I WISH I was being tested on Aphrodite. With my love of Greek mythology and Rick Riordan I would ace the eff out of that degree like!! Studying law is just bloody awful at times

  • @slightlywarmbread5598
    @slightlywarmbread5598 Před 4 lety +10

    “Aphrodite’s uterus was essentially and almighty clan car” 👌❤️

  • @vinnie906
    @vinnie906 Před 4 lety +29

    I mean, if I was promised in marriage against my will, hell no I wouldn't stay faithful.

  • @aliciarice1230
    @aliciarice1230 Před 4 lety +70

    Like Tupac, Aphrodite “got around”. I like Solo man 💀😂

  • @missymilquetoast1222
    @missymilquetoast1222 Před 4 lety +203

    Again, can you PLEASE do the messed up origins of Arachne? It's one of my favorite ones 😊

    • @guilhermecastro9893
      @guilhermecastro9893 Před 4 lety +2

      Not that messed up compered with the origin of echo narcissus and many other demi gods and greek hunks

    • @missymilquetoast1222
      @missymilquetoast1222 Před 4 lety +1

      @@guilhermecastro9893 yeah but it's still is a really interesting story though, but they're both worth making a video about

    • @guilhermecastro9893
      @guilhermecastro9893 Před 4 lety +1

      @@missymilquetoast1222 i mean for some one that has read and heard many other myths more disturbing myths its hardly interesting you should look up pygmalian and galataea or psyche and eros or the five suns (from aztec mythology)

    • @missymilquetoast1222
      @missymilquetoast1222 Před 4 lety +1

      @@guilhermecastro9893 yeah of course but it's just a suggestion I highly doubt he'll even see this anyways lol. But I'll most likely look into it, I used to be a big fan of mythology so these suggestions are great. Thank you

    • @guilhermecastro9893
      @guilhermecastro9893 Před 4 lety

      @@missymilquetoast1222 no problem and those are actually messed up like most mythology

  • @kaitlyndouglas7821
    @kaitlyndouglas7821 Před 4 lety +16

    "Like a girdle, that accentuated heeeeerrr........
    BUTT!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂OMG what's wrong with him 😂

  • @jennyblanch8241
    @jennyblanch8241 Před 4 lety +36

    You should do Eros and Psyche next because that myth shows Aphrodite's viscous/cruel/vain nature at it's worst.

    • @SamuelGalvan_
      @SamuelGalvan_ Před 3 lety +4

      Idk, something about having a guy torn apart because he doesn’t let his horses bang just takes the spot for me.

    • @azidahaka8543
      @azidahaka8543 Před rokem

      @@SamuelGalvan_ the guy also fed innocent people to his horses. So basically karma hit him back right there.

  • @victoriasalter1701
    @victoriasalter1701 Před 4 lety +68

    Please don’t ever change the iconic opening tune. Thank you 😊.

    • @revinaque1342
      @revinaque1342 Před 4 lety +2

      Emmymadeinjapan uses the exact same intro music. You might want to check her out! 🙂

  • @fae69s
    @fae69s Před 4 lety +47

    I know everything about mythology, but I love hearing you tell it.

  • @Moonstar79
    @Moonstar79 Před 4 lety +60

    JS: "Aprodsia"
    Me: *pauses video* Oh, aphrodisiac!
    Me: *resumes video*
    JS: "I just figured out why it's called an aphrodisiac."
    Me:

  • @nickcopeland4652
    @nickcopeland4652 Před 4 lety +10

    I love how Aphrodite had the most kids with The gods of war and alcohol

  • @yvesforbesfloresiii461
    @yvesforbesfloresiii461 Před 4 lety +55

    Please do the following for future Messed Up Origins episodes:
    Romeo and Juliet
    La Llorona
    King Arthur
    The Wizard of Oz
    Tom Thumb
    The Sword in the Stone
    The Black Cauldron
    Bluebeard
    The Twelve Dancing Princesses
    The Swan Princess
    Thumbelina
    The Nutcracker
    Lady and the Tramp
    Babes in the Woods
    Cinderella - Part 2 (REVISITED) (for Fables Explained)
    Snow White (REVISITED) (for Fables Explained)
    Sleeping Beauty (REVISITED) (for Fables Explained)
    Beauty and the Beast (REVISITED) (for Fables Explained)
    Rapunzel (REVISITED) (for Fables Explained)
    The Frog Prince (REVISITED) (for Fables Explained)
    Hera
    Artemis
    Athena
    Helen of Troy
    Cupid and Psyche
    One Thousand and One Nights (1001 Arabian Nights)
    The Six Swans
    Allerleirauh
    Diamonds and Toads
    The Girl Without Hands
    The Robber Bridegroom
    The Blue Bird
    The Story of Pretty Goldilocks
    East of the Sun and West of the Moon

  • @marleymorningstar3671
    @marleymorningstar3671 Před 4 lety +36

    "Her uterus was an almighty clown car." Hahahaha my god. Favorite episode ever. No question. Lmfao

  • @danielclaw
    @danielclaw Před 4 lety +7

    This just brings a whole new level to the phase "All's fair in love and war" or am i wrong?

  • @broccolinyu911
    @broccolinyu911 Před 3 lety +1

    Hephaestus: the First Simp sounds like a great start to a Greequel triology

  • @hindsightpov4218
    @hindsightpov4218 Před 4 lety +448

    I’m annoyed that Aphrodite is often portrayed in modern media as looking like a Scandinavian blonde. What’s so wrong with making her look Greek with Mediterranean features?
    In my mind, I picture Aphrodite looking like Monica Bellucci. Yes, she’s Italian and not Greek, but she does embody Mediterranean beauty and she’s voluptuous as opposed to being stick thin.

    • @Lily_of_the_Forest
      @Lily_of_the_Forest Před 4 lety +36

      HindsightPOV Monica Bellicci is beautiful. A natural beauty

    • @sydneygrace3745
      @sydneygrace3745 Před 4 lety +102

      I agree what's up with all the blonde beauty? It's just like when people make Jesus White when he was Middle Eastern. Not saying that Whites are not beautiful, all races are, but it seems that people forget the birthplace of the person and depict them as the opposite. 👩🏼👩🏾

    • @WaddelingProductions
      @WaddelingProductions Před 4 lety +22

      Ancients Greeks didn’t look the same as modern day Greeks do

    • @irana913
      @irana913 Před 4 lety +28

      I think you should read a little bit more about ancient Greeks and stop making this about race...

    • @NightmareVixen12art
      @NightmareVixen12art Před 4 lety +54

      I personally like to think that, since beauty is in the eye of the beholder, that Aphrodite's appearance changes based on who is looking at her.

  • @GreekSantiago48
    @GreekSantiago48 Před 4 lety +42

    APHRODITE has just cursed Solo, up to his last descendant. ((((((💀))))))

  • @fattimslim8343
    @fattimslim8343 Před 4 lety +2

    I'm trying to catch up on mythology related topics, but damn, Aphrodite just offering her beauty when the other two offered ruling over countries was such a power move

  • @serenasstillhere5166
    @serenasstillhere5166 Před 4 lety +59

    Yo when I started this video I really thought it was about arthritis

  • @barbaraporra
    @barbaraporra Před 4 lety +6

    "what did i just read?" ~ starts listing everything in every greek mythos ever

  • @lasagna970
    @lasagna970 Před 4 lety +12

    "Even Zeus, which is especially weird because he could've been her father." Yup, I guess that means that being your sister's husband ISN'T weird.

  • @euphemiarahming
    @euphemiarahming Před 4 lety +3

    Help I've watched almost all of your vids 😭😭😭. So addicting

  • @sourgreendolly7685
    @sourgreendolly7685 Před 4 lety +25

    “almighty clown car” 😂 I almost choked

  • @MyLilGirl013
    @MyLilGirl013 Před 4 lety +16

    “I do, I really really do”
    “Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii dont”
    Hahahaha

  • @rodentary
    @rodentary Před 3 lety +2

    The most interesting part is that in some versions it says that her husband is a typical workaholic and therefore never around.

  • @AshaSelfsDemoFilms
    @AshaSelfsDemoFilms Před 4 lety +13

    10:08 I remember reading somewhere that in ancient Rome it was socially acceptable, as a form of abortion essentially, to leave unwanted newborns to die of exposure alongside the town dump. Babies left there were fair game for adoption or whatever people wanted to do with them. The Greeks probably did the same.

  • @carleighnicole8224
    @carleighnicole8224 Před 4 lety +5

    8:36 i love how he always subtly roast us

  • @ceilingsintheireyes6288
    @ceilingsintheireyes6288 Před 4 lety +8

    I like that your T-shirt says Ithaca on it when you’re talking about mythology

  • @bambidaydreamer3
    @bambidaydreamer3 Před 4 lety +11

    I wish I chose Medusa as my class project instead of Aphrodite back in the day

    • @s.nifrum4580
      @s.nifrum4580 Před 3 lety +3

      I chose Medusa
      I combined different versions from over the years
      Including the one with wings which nobody but me knows about anymore

  • @dmnapier7
    @dmnapier7 Před rokem +5

    The video game Immortal Fenyx Rising really touches on the Aphroditie and Ares affair. Also giving more of hephestious pov of the whole affair. Once you free the three, it's fun just listening to them making convo.

    • @Conscientious_Objector7104
      @Conscientious_Objector7104 Před rokem

      I haven’t freed them all yet but I’ve got to say, I just imagine them enduring a lover’s triangle and Athena off to the side like, “Maybe Dionysus had the right idea, spending every waking moment strapped with booze and all.”

    • @dmnapier7
      @dmnapier7 Před rokem

      @@Conscientious_Objector7104 she definitely got that kind of attitude

  • @RedRoseSeptember22
    @RedRoseSeptember22 Před 4 lety +44

    I just love Greek Mythology lol, it's so gloriously F*cked up lmao.

  • @briannalemmie6501
    @briannalemmie6501 Před 4 lety +16

    She’s my favorite ❤️ I had to write a story on her in high school. My mythology teacher was so happy with my work. He gave me an automatic A + on my final exam

  • @kyanahreid6573
    @kyanahreid6573 Před 4 lety +5

    I love all the messed up stuff on your channel, but messed up myths have to be my favourite. I find them so interesting and I love Greek mythology. I’m currently in high school but I’m thinking about doing mythology at a collage level.

  • @samanthafisher4368
    @samanthafisher4368 Před 4 lety +4

    10:09 actually babies being abandoned on mountains or in forests to die happened a lot in ancient greece (like Atalanta, please do a vid for her shes really cool)

  • @apersoninthecomments9880
    @apersoninthecomments9880 Před 4 lety +39

    I'm a simple guy, I see jon solo upload a video, I immediately click

  • @aetherdemigod
    @aetherdemigod Před 4 lety +7

    When the mythology series is giving me more knowledge than 1 month of studying a tiny bit abt Greek Gods and Goddesses in History class

  • @jilliandaviduk2213
    @jilliandaviduk2213 Před 4 lety +2

    I really like your videos. They're detailed well and explained straight-forwardly. I find myself interested and understanding the topics well. Thank you. 🙂

  • @geekweek9673
    @geekweek9673 Před 4 lety +3

    2:14
    Me: Is that image from Mythic Battles Pantheon?
    Me after searching my game: Oh my gods! It IS!

  • @travisherndon94
    @travisherndon94 Před 4 lety +112

    Aphrodite, Aphrodite, Aphiroditeeee the Goddess of Love (Anyone who get's that reference your awesome)

    • @grace5033
      @grace5033 Před 4 lety +4

      Thank you for the compliment ☺️❤️

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 Před 4 lety +2

      Hahaha :D

    • @droid2645
      @droid2645 Před 4 lety +1

      👍

    • @juannavejas6510
      @juannavejas6510 Před 4 lety +1

      I get it 👍

    • @Wandergirl108
      @Wandergirl108 Před 4 lety +1

      It says a lot about how catchy that little jingle is that it was the first thing I thought of when I saw this video's title.

  • @ashleyjenne9893
    @ashleyjenne9893 Před 4 lety +8

    “Give the like button some love like Aphrodite would want you to” well now I have to

  • @PinkApocalypse
    @PinkApocalypse Před 4 lety +4

    APHRODITES UTERUS WAS A CLOWN CAR HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM DYING

  • @jongroskin729
    @jongroskin729 Před 3 lety +1

    Jon just said "smokeshow", I love this dude!

  • @Sosa23rd
    @Sosa23rd Před 4 lety +12

    6:40: that's the Kim K. and Ray J story... he bragging that he hit it first and wasn't even in the top 20

  • @morganitegem5581
    @morganitegem5581 Před 4 lety +3

    Aphrodite's son being found by herdsman and being raised by them could have helped come up with how Disney's Hercules was found in the movie, but it also could have been inspiration from a number of other myths, even outside of the greek and roman myths. A lot of partially immortal children were found in similar situations

  • @luciapitti1722
    @luciapitti1722 Před 4 lety +2

    When I was a child I really loved Greek mythology, even tho the stories weren't that mature, but adapted for children.
    I really love to meet up some ''old friends'' and get to know them better.

  • @DkKombo
    @DkKombo Před 4 lety +10

    9:45 Some people are really into that...
    AND I MEAN REEEAALLY INTO THAT.

  • @lilgypsy31
    @lilgypsy31 Před 4 lety +69

    Can u or did u do athena? She's easily the most interesting. Never mind u answered the question a minute in. 😂😂

  • @xxbanana_breadxx480
    @xxbanana_breadxx480 Před 4 lety +77

    Says 3 comments yet wont let me see any
    Hmmm.......

  • @valsptsd814
    @valsptsd814 Před 3 lety +1

    What am I gonna do after I watch all these, I don’t remember when I found you, but I’ve been able to watch one everyday for what feels like weeks.....LOVE IT ALL

  • @SilentMuse
    @SilentMuse Před 4 lety +5

    Hey Jon. Thank you very much for this educational video. Up until now, I had only ever heard of Aphrodite being associated with romantic love, so I appreciate your telling me that Aphrodite Ariana was over platonic love. I was aware of her unfaithfulness in marriage but I appreciate your adding all those details about her children and the weird things she got up to when angry. And also, I laughed twice during this video, so thank you for another good video:-)

  • @darylmerchant9963
    @darylmerchant9963 Před 4 lety +18

    Thank you Jonsolo for blessing me with another video!❤️

    • @JonSolo
      @JonSolo  Před 4 lety +1

      Daryl Merchant thank you for blessing ME with another view 😉

  • @tregorn
    @tregorn Před 4 lety +6

    Can’t wait for Athena’s video. She is my favorite Greek goddess. Also you should do a video about mythological monsters. Like the Nemean Lion.

  • @northstar5240
    @northstar5240 Před 4 lety +1

    I’m loving your channel right now

  • @annawallace4943
    @annawallace4943 Před 4 lety +1

    I'm a new subscriber, thank you so very much for breaking all this down!!! I enjoyed this so much!!

  • @cesarquijano94
    @cesarquijano94 Před 4 lety +4

    Jon, I love all of your videos. Your channel is among my favorites. When these messed up origins show up, I go an watch!!! thanks

  • @remi8556
    @remi8556 Před 4 lety +8

    I love these mythology series. They just make learning so much easier ♥

  • @eviebraud1307
    @eviebraud1307 Před 3 lety +2

    I like how aphrodite used to be a war goddess when she first arrived in the pantheon and then they changed that because a lot of people took that as contradictory values

  • @GeonusKaikun
    @GeonusKaikun Před 4 lety +4

    Question: Why is Helen of Troy always portrayed as a blonde, in both Renaissance art as well as modern art and film? Her appearance is not described in the Iliad, and when I read it I pictured her as having dark hair and olive skin. Is her appearance described in some other work? Or has it simply become an unwritten tradition to depict her as a blonde maiden with fair skin, for some unknown reason?

  • @elizabethodu4622
    @elizabethodu4622 Před 4 lety +6

    I feel personally attacked by the Instagram post thing 😂😂😂