How Google Search Works (in 5 minutes)

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  • čas přidán 30. 06. 2024
  • A short video about how Google Search works, including how Google’s software indexes the web, ranks sites, flags spam, and serves up results. There’s also a part about a lasagna festival.
    To learn even more about Google Search, visit: www.google.com/search/howsear...
    To read the Search Quality Rater Guidelines for yourself, visit: static.googleusercontent.com/...
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Komentáře • 6K

  • @HandledToaster2
    @HandledToaster2 Před 4 lety +5838

    Bing devs: WRITE THAT DOWN. WRITE THAT DOWN.

  • @drumrit
    @drumrit Před 4 lety +15950

    Here’s how to get billions of views, google:
    How the CZcams algorithm works in 5 minutes

    • @coreblaster6809
      @coreblaster6809 Před 4 lety +753

      We all know it would be an awnser like "our algorithm gives users the ability to see as much content that interests them as possible."
      But the real awnser is they don't know. That AI mind is too complicated to know what it's doing, they've given it the instructions "maximize user watchtime" and set it loose.

    • @petperthecommenter3364
      @petperthecommenter3364 Před 4 lety +133

      Easy, push leftist bullshite and corporate bullshite, and suppress conservatives if not outright censor them

    • @mordakai6969
      @mordakai6969 Před 4 lety +322

      Take a video, keep it secret for almost a decade then just then, RECOMMEND IT TO EVERYONE

    • @jakubdawidwozniak
      @jakubdawidwozniak Před 4 lety +61

      The only problem is they don't even know how themselves lmao

    • @JohnsGuineaPigs
      @JohnsGuineaPigs Před 4 lety +24

      agreed

  • @WalidKhan
    @WalidKhan Před 3 lety +247

    I like how conveniently Google skipped the part about tracking your behavior on the web to modify search results.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +159

    Kinda cool how they chose lasagna as an example, now some of us are hungry

    • @dc-yu9mv
      @dc-yu9mv Před 3 lety +6

      I’m not into lasagna but it did make me hungry! 😋

    • @walidfakhfakh3660
      @walidfakhfakh3660 Před 3 lety

      @@Irminsul_2 how can I have not if I listen to Seattle

    • @joshushushu
      @joshushushu Před 3 lety +1

      i think i have seen you for at least ten times already lol

    • @trongphan8815
      @trongphan8815 Před 3 lety

      Trongphan1030
      @Rod Gaitherii

    • @juneconner5500
      @juneconner5500 Před 2 lety +1

      Amen

  • @TheGamerAdnan
    @TheGamerAdnan Před 4 lety +1470

    Google: *In 5 minutes*
    My bad Internet connection: *Evil laugh*

  • @TheAIEpiphany
    @TheAIEpiphany Před 3 lety +4

    Me: "Googles - Is my data handled appropriately by Google?"
    Google: awkward pause, *coughs in googlish*, no results

  • @mrshoot3934
    @mrshoot3934 Před 3 lety +10

    If only this lady could teach me Physics...

  • @jorgegonzalezsoto4355
    @jorgegonzalezsoto4355 Před 4 lety +2933

    Google: Develops an algorithm and shows relevant websites
    CZcams: Recommends videos uploaded 8 years ago

    • @muminbhat3566
      @muminbhat3566 Před 4 lety +20

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shkhrvarshney
      @shkhrvarshney Před 4 lety +28

      Google's year in search vs CZcams rewind 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @vasudevkkomarla1487
      @vasudevkkomarla1487 Před 4 lety +3

      Shikhar Varshney gyHeartblockages

    • @WhoIsaXXo3301
      @WhoIsaXXo3301 Před 4 lety +6

      i like it like that

    • @Lumanova
      @Lumanova Před 4 lety +7

      If you like memes or comedy videos, that's going to appear often, and it is meant to be random because CZcams thinks you like random videos. I know it's a joke, just letting you know.

  • @manogyasingh6887
    @manogyasingh6887 Před 4 lety +2684

    "Trying to show the most relevant information on top."
    **SHOWS ADS**

    • @AnOrdinaryIndian69
      @AnOrdinaryIndian69 Před 4 lety +28

      Jai Hind

    • @gauravpardhi9013
      @gauravpardhi9013 Před 4 lety +51

      Why we Indians want everything to be free 😅
      It's always easy to ignore the ads
      We should thank them they give us much more than we deserve

    • @cfr06
      @cfr06 Před 4 lety +31

      relevant ads tho sometimes

    • @agustdik3696
      @agustdik3696 Před 4 lety +17

      They need to make money dude

    • @manogyasingh6887
      @manogyasingh6887 Před 4 lety +31

      @@agustdik3696 I know it girl, that was just a sarcasm to make you laugh.

  • @vipinreddy9053
    @vipinreddy9053 Před 3 lety +5

    The most satisfying thing from this video: Taking a Deep breath...

  • @welcometoslovakia0
    @welcometoslovakia0 Před 3 lety +7

    No one:
    Not even Bixby, Alexa or Siri:
    Google: *l a s a g n a .*

  • @redclay4099
    @redclay4099 Před 4 lety +4931

    At Google Headquarters:
    "Why is everyone searching google for lasagna?"

  • @okman9684
    @okman9684 Před 4 lety +2191

    It could be anything
    But Google:
    L A S A G N A

    • @theodorboon
      @theodorboon Před 4 lety +52

      Ok man Why should it have been anything but lasagna?

    • @hashtag__7475
      @hashtag__7475 Před 4 lety +5

      Ok man!

    • @Alchemy12
      @Alchemy12 Před 4 lety +11

      May Be Google was Hungry a lil Bit ! 😆

    • @t6558
      @t6558 Před 4 lety +62

      T series is nothing but a ....

    • @rrrlovebuddy
      @rrrlovebuddy Před 4 lety +3

      @@Alchemy12 now I'm hungry too

  • @CaptainSw4g
    @CaptainSw4g Před 4 lety +502

    Your last Google search: How Google Search Works
    Your next Google search: Lasagna

  • @louisrodriguez4876
    @louisrodriguez4876 Před 2 lety +11

    I'm trying to protect your software from infringement and i appreciate you and your family of people who support our integrity.

  • @footballartisan8990
    @footballartisan8990 Před 3 lety +2

    Behind every simple thing theres a complicated process

  • @Originalimoc
    @Originalimoc Před 4 lety +298

    I love how your home page is so clean for all these years, never changed.

  • @raz0229
    @raz0229 Před 4 lety +764

    Everybody: _Lasagna_
    Me, an intellectual: _Do a barrel roll_

    • @nitinm9234
      @nitinm9234 Před 4 lety +12

      @Almighty God George Soros #420 #GetRekd why are you acting like you created it
      It doesn't matter how for long you knew it
      Grow up

    • @lightfire9165
      @lightfire9165 Před 4 lety

      @Almighty God George Soros #420 #GetRekd what role you had at Google?

    • @nitinm9234
      @nitinm9234 Před 4 lety +9

      @Almighty God George Soros #420 #GetRekd r/that really happened
      🤣🤣

    • @nitinm9234
      @nitinm9234 Před 4 lety +4

      @Almighty God George Soros #420 #GetRekd by that logic I work in area 51 and have signed a non-disclosure agreement about my work so
      Can't tell ya😂

    • @nitinm9234
      @nitinm9234 Před 4 lety +1

      @Almighty God George Soros #420 #GetRekd let me tell you something you're not very good at making believable stories so shut up

  • @fr33z3yy
    @fr33z3yy Před 3 lety +4

    Tomorrow is my exam. But I think this is more important.

  • @erlangga63
    @erlangga63 Před 3 lety +7

    The points we got from this video:
    1. Relevance -> but until now, I don't know what the metric is
    2. Fresh Content
    One question, Google always tells people to create a quality content, but why the scraped article still emerge, and the most useful one is not even ranked?
    So basically, Google wants to simplify their algorithm, because people in the future will always be creating a unique article?

    • @ociorel
      @ociorel Před rokem

      I mean, pretty much no one knows how google ACTUALLY chooses the most relevant results. If they did, every webpage would try to abuse the system (which they have been trying to do for a while, that's what SEO is). And most likely, google is using artificial intelligence to figure the algorithm out, which could mean that not even google itself knows what that algorithm is (which also happens with youtube recommendations)

    • @kahramanyenilmez3103
      @kahramanyenilmez3103 Před 11 měsíci

      4:06! 😢

  • @xuniverse3705
    @xuniverse3705 Před 4 lety +1133

    google: lasagna
    pewdiepie: *has joined the chat*

  • @Kyle-de6cf
    @Kyle-de6cf Před 4 lety +738

    nah there’s a little man in your computer that looks everything up himself

  • @ghadiat
    @ghadiat Před 3 lety +63

    the matter looks simple, but indeed it is very complicated,. just the professionalizes who can appear on the first page.

  • @fatimarinquest1204
    @fatimarinquest1204 Před 3 lety +5

    Thank you that was very helpful I've always trust google but some how things got much more complicated but I understand now they upgrade all the time keep up with the good Google

    • @garywilson9062
      @garywilson9062 Před 2 lety

      Algorithms are the best way to get the closest% to the precise number we are looking for.

  • @PythonPlusPlus
    @PythonPlusPlus Před 4 lety +2723

    Looks like google is trying to avoid another Congress situation where they had to teach congress how the internet works.

    • @prembharwani
      @prembharwani Před 4 lety +40

      Exactly

    • @Vysair
      @Vysair Před 4 lety +124

      More like how to avoid turning Google CEO into tech support xD

    • @bipbop4342
      @bipbop4342 Před 4 lety +44

      Totally not hiding the fact that they're censoring and blacklisting certain things, as well as having bias. Not to mention the recent spy tool controversy.

    • @PunxTV123
      @PunxTV123 Před 4 lety +5

      yeah like mark zuckerberg explaining old people

    • @Vysair
      @Vysair Před 4 lety +22

      @@bipbop4342 It is called personalized search, you can turn it off if you don't like or you could use duckduckgo but the search result wont be 30% more accurate than Google from my one year experience on duckduckgo which is annoying for non-american and non-european.

  • @vinayk7
    @vinayk7 Před 4 lety +249

    3:38 no Google, they are just checking their internet! :P

  • @ahmadazharbinatalib7411

    Info yang menarik. Terimakasih untuk semua pihak yang terlibat.

  • @mebanlamshwajyrwa8402
    @mebanlamshwajyrwa8402 Před 3 lety +3

    That's really amazing

  • @Amor_fati.Memento_Mori
    @Amor_fati.Memento_Mori Před 4 lety +464

    I feel like this vid was made for the millions of clueless politicians.

  • @sina8398
    @sina8398 Před 4 lety +451

    I wrote "what do you mean?"
    Google said : do you mean what do you mean ?

  • @LifeIzEverything
    @LifeIzEverything Před 2 lety +3

    Google is amazing and helpful technology. Keep up the AMAZING work Google. Very thankful for Google. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @sumeetnaidu9363
    @sumeetnaidu9363 Před 2 lety +2

    Thank you Google and I wish you a every happy New year 2022 ❣🙏🙏

  • @maxw.dejesus1677
    @maxw.dejesus1677 Před 4 lety +1289

    Google: “How to swaddle a baby”
    Me, an intellectual: “How to *swallow* a baby”

  • @gntrtn
    @gntrtn Před 4 lety +481

    After a search for "Google" on Google;
    Google: Did you mean: "Lasagna"?

    • @seya_2
      @seya_2 Před 4 lety +4

      This happens when Illiterate people write wrong words

  • @yanetdiaz3455
    @yanetdiaz3455 Před 2 lety +11

    Gracias por recordar este pequeño detalle, y de verdad agradezco el gran trabajo que tengo

  • @washiba391
    @washiba391 Před 3 lety +1

    “How to hack Google”
    Google : Google wants to know your location.

  • @louiesouthgate8347
    @louiesouthgate8347 Před 4 lety +127

    You: *looking for information about lasagna
    US Government: *Looking for information about you.

    • @buhpoi8085
      @buhpoi8085 Před 4 lety +4

      🏛
      👀
      😀
      👀
      🥫🍝🥞

    • @mchurch9973
      @mchurch9973 Před 4 lety

      @@buhpoi8085 t=I+it is not a good fit

  • @TiManGames
    @TiManGames Před 4 lety +142

    "I'm sorry, Jon, but I don't need you anymore.
    Google has all the lasagna I need."

  • @duiscruis5240
    @duiscruis5240 Před 2 lety +15

    Pov: you decided to look up the ad they shove down your throat and you want to see if they lie about how they use your microphone to give you ads you talk about.

  • @rohitchat5538
    @rohitchat5538 Před 3 lety +1

    Thank you very much 🙏🙏❤️❤️ excellent 👍👍

  • @heyblisters
    @heyblisters Před 4 lety +375

    Google: "1 in every 7 searches have never been searched before"
    The searches: onisnounnrvsnonsjrfsorjf

    • @vibragarden
      @vibragarden Před 4 lety +16

      NOTICE TO USER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.
      *Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "502695151" is entered into the database.

    • @loogy1997
      @loogy1997 Před 4 lety +17

      BlueFireEssence no u

    • @rameshpuram9299
      @rameshpuram9299 Před 4 lety +3

      Google sterch

    • @nathanjay4788
      @nathanjay4788 Před 3 lety +4

      @@vibragarden oh really

    • @ADeeSHUPA
      @ADeeSHUPA Před 3 lety +1

      @@vibragarden uP

  • @virtualmidwest3394
    @virtualmidwest3394 Před 4 lety +158

    Google: we listen to everything you say, monitor everywhere you go, monitor your browsing habits, and know everything you listen to or read.

    • @Do93y
      @Do93y Před 4 lety +21

      But remember you agreed to it(X

    • @abhigyanraha5620
      @abhigyanraha5620 Před 4 lety +3

      Well you should use duckduckgo then. Good luck

    • @manzurm
      @manzurm Před 4 lety +4

      @@Do93y Nice one

    • @nottherealben
      @nottherealben Před 4 lety

      Jake Cravens South Park reference?

    • @MaxLohMusic
      @MaxLohMusic Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah the computers and hard disks know everything about you. But the employees have to jump through 10,000 hoops of security/privacy safeguards just to read what you said to debug some random thing

  • @verasasinowski7147
    @verasasinowski7147 Před 2 lety

    This made me cry. Thank you guys!

  • @JavohirKh
    @JavohirKh Před 3 lety +4

    POV: All this was hidden ad of lasagna

  • @Blank-lp4fz
    @Blank-lp4fz Před 4 lety +81

    I swear to God, I've heard that voice several times in several videos on several CZcams channels.

    • @effvc
      @effvc Před 4 lety +3

      I swear it's Nat from Nat and Lo (who used to/currently works for Google and has their own CZcams channel about interesting Google projects, so I think it makes sense)

    • @toniyo3
      @toniyo3 Před 4 lety +3

      sounds like Vox girl to me

  • @vega_tech
    @vega_tech Před 4 lety +73

    *Google's Algorithm:* Carefully gives you a calculated result
    *CZcams's algorithm:* _Parkour_

    • @musajama4799
      @musajama4799 Před 3 lety

      Modal

    • @musajama4799
      @musajama4799 Před 3 lety

      MLLy

    • @shambhav9534
      @shambhav9534 Před 3 lety

      Freaking seriously, my recommendations are filled with junk. Eg. Japanese dances, Chinese news, Indian non speak tutorials, how to make money etc etc etc.

    • @David_Noonan
      @David_Noonan Před 3 lety

      Parkour was CZcams's algorithm in 2007! lol

  • @benripka6977
    @benripka6977 Před 2 lety +2

    Good video, but you forgot to mention the top 3 results are usually paid Ads 😅

  • @vincestevenson
    @vincestevenson Před rokem +3

    Very useful, thank you.

  • @jonty3551
    @jonty3551 Před 4 lety +157

    Dictionary: I know all the meanings
    Google: Hold my googles!

    • @MrPkmngmr
      @MrPkmngmr Před 4 lety +2

      Dictionary: I know all the meanings
      Ligma: imma destroy this man's whole career

    • @evoniics9572
      @evoniics9572 Před 4 lety +1

      Jonty K. Your profilpicture is moving when I scroll on the screen. 😅

    • @jordanwarne911
      @jordanwarne911 Před 4 lety

      @@evoniics9572 Me too!

  • @nerlogugutochi8918
    @nerlogugutochi8918 Před 3 lety +299

    They explained it clearly without adding the word "AI"
    👏

    • @ellis5050
      @ellis5050 Před 3 lety +7

      Artificial Intelligence meaning "AI"

    • @taranciucgabrielradu
      @taranciucgabrielradu Před 3 lety +12

      Funny enough there is little to no AI or ML involved. It's all algorithmics

    • @shivrajparmar3156
      @shivrajparmar3156 Před 3 lety +1

      Hello ,

    • @malachsalama
      @malachsalama Před 3 lety +3

      @@taranciucgabrielradu AI = algorithms

    • @taranciucgabrielradu
      @taranciucgabrielradu Před 3 lety +8

      @@malachsalama that is absolutely not true. Algorithms work based on known patterns and apply them. AI learns patterns and how to recognize them through the usage of learning algorithms.
      You could say AI is an extension, but that is a stretch

  • @Link_hyaa
    @Link_hyaa Před 3 lety

    I lile ur channel google.
    Its good ur explaining and talls about stuff.
    Hope u can earn more subs though.
    I mean ur google u deserve some more subs.

  • @heatstreak
    @heatstreak Před 4 lety +143

    I wish there was a video called “how CZcams recommendations work”!!!!!

    • @Crucizer
      @Crucizer Před 4 lety +11

      Yeah, youtube would just love to share their most valuable secret.

    • @squiddler7731
      @squiddler7731 Před 4 lety +13

      Said video doesn't exist because not even CZcams knows

    • @ard-janvanetten1331
      @ard-janvanetten1331 Před 4 lety +5

      HOW THE REDDIT KARMA SYSTEM WORKS

    • @nizamahmed1790
      @nizamahmed1790 Před 4 lety

      They don’t , that’s the secret

    • @selever7026
      @selever7026 Před 3 lety

      Do they have a good internet for i

  • @niespeludo
    @niespeludo Před 4 lety +198

    "How does the CZcams recommend algorithm work"

    • @jsteinman
      @jsteinman Před 4 lety +17

      drubio it doesn’t

    • @FlavioGaming
      @FlavioGaming Před 4 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/YOByUDv1ftQ/video.html

    • @IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou
    • @iamgoo
      @iamgoo Před 4 lety +2

      @@jsteinman 😂

    • @X606
      @X606 Před 4 lety

      They dont really know, its a neural net that is has the "goal" of making people stay longer on youtube. It takes a bunch of inputs about what you have watched, how many views the videos have, likes ect. And does a bunch of "evolved" math on them, and finally spits out what to recommend.

  • @user-dt2mm8tl3q
    @user-dt2mm8tl3q Před 3 lety +3

    Very good!

  • @whalebrigade
    @whalebrigade Před 2 lety +3

    I’m curious how you decide what dissenting information gets censored on your search engine or not.

  • @CeleryBruh
    @CeleryBruh Před 4 lety +94

    No one:
    Google: *L A Z A N Y A*

  • @OMFGNation
    @OMFGNation Před 4 lety +180

    Me: Don't know the song title. but know the lyrics.
    types the lyrics...
    Google: Yes
    #TeamTrees

  • @Ali-ek9sc
    @Ali-ek9sc Před 2 lety +1

    bro those 1 in every 7 searchs being never before typed were us as kids just mashing nonsense on our keyboard lmfao

  • @jackdarcy2264
    @jackdarcy2264 Před 3 lety

    Glad to know google got a CZcams channel

  • @alevine1951
    @alevine1951 Před 4 lety +155

    You forgot to explain the "I'm feeling lucky" button search. What's up with that?

    • @twcppcoment
      @twcppcoment Před 4 lety +44

      It redirects you to the first suggested page automatically, hence the "feeling lucky" part ;)

    •  Před 4 lety +34

      ​@@twcppcomentFun fact: Google knows that no one ever uses it. However, people see it as a part of google search design and reacted badly when they tried to remove it.

    • @twcppcoment
      @twcppcoment Před 4 lety +2

      @ ooh interesting

    • @8941065
      @8941065 Před 4 lety

      I actually don't like to use it so I can explore all options

    • @kkalum2896
      @kkalum2896 Před 3 lety

      @@8941065i

  • @cityheron7106
    @cityheron7106 Před 4 lety +700

    I wonder who’s google’s animators are. Whoever they are, good job!

    • @asocialex6684
      @asocialex6684 Před 4 lety +44

      you should see what the guys of "Kurzgesagt - In a Nutshell" do...they work like magic

    • @cityheron7106
      @cityheron7106 Před 4 lety +11

      I watch their channel

    • @nclsDesign
      @nclsDesign Před 4 lety +12

      @@asocialex6684 Made in Germany

    • @Saaad2
      @Saaad2 Před 4 lety +11

      they are good thats why they are in Google ;)

    • @Kanal7Indonesia
      @Kanal7Indonesia Před 3 lety +4

      Google is a very bonafide company.

  • @Soreal722
    @Soreal722 Před 3 lety

    Why is this so satisfying

  • @kevindst
    @kevindst Před 3 lety +1

    Bing: Write that down! Write that down!

  • @ahmadalslom1746
    @ahmadalslom1746 Před 4 lety +278

    Forgot to mention the impact of ads😂😂

    • @SohelShaikh-js2xj
      @SohelShaikh-js2xj Před 4 lety +3

      True

    • @brucejackson5898
      @brucejackson5898 Před 4 lety +22

      Search lasagna and you get half a page of ads. At Google hq they don't seem to get ads!

    • @Needler13
      @Needler13 Před 4 lety +3

      Unlock origins is great.

    • @objectionable6693
      @objectionable6693 Před 4 lety +6

      DuckDuckGo

    • @DatSuKid
      @DatSuKid Před 4 lety +2

      The leftmost link at the end of the video "Learn More about Google Search" touches on this in its last slide.

  • @veatamendonsa5677
    @veatamendonsa5677 Před 3 lety +479

    what i learned in this video: lasagna doesn't only mean dinner!

  • @itsMohak
    @itsMohak Před 11 měsíci +1

    This video is always very informative. It's great to always watch it.

  • @baseer_vlogs
    @baseer_vlogs Před rokem

    Thabk you! Beautiful explanation. Love Google and i use almsot everything google. Android, CZcams, Drive, Maps, Gmail, Slides and alot of other things. A world without google is catastrophe

  • @Humans4forever
    @Humans4forever Před 4 lety +101

    "source code of Google Search algorithm"
    Google:
    Your search didn’t match any documents.

  • @laurenthuang
    @laurenthuang Před 4 lety +241

    Just googled how google search works and it takes me less than 5 minutes.

    • @MrPkmngmr
      @MrPkmngmr Před 4 lety +1

      doubt that. just searched "how google search works" and clicked on the first article:
      computer.howstuffworks.com/internet/basics/google2.htm
      if you like reading articles sure, but for me - I doubt I can finish that in 5 minutes without getting bored xD

    • @SeismicWhales
      @SeismicWhales Před 4 lety +14

      @@MrPkmngmr r/woosh

    • @MrPkmngmr
      @MrPkmngmr Před 4 lety +6

      @@SeismicWhales
      r/itswooooshwith4os/

    • @salpertia
      @salpertia Před 4 lety +4

      @@SeismicWhales R/ hey look I'm from reddit and I think this is funny

    • @salpertia
      @salpertia Před 4 lety +3

      @@SeismicWhales R / hey look at me I'm from Reddit and I can't accept when a joke was a bad one and if you point that out R wooosh because I'm so cool

  • @pizarols
    @pizarols Před rokem

    Me: tries to do it
    bad internet: *evil laughs*

  • @internetandlifehacks
    @internetandlifehacks Před 2 lety +1

    We've been using it every single day for years!

  • @zeozeto5457
    @zeozeto5457 Před 4 lety +508

    CZcams: "See you again in the next 7 years when it's time *to recommend* this video again."

    • @candelariorivas6192
      @candelariorivas6192 Před 4 lety +18

      Cya 9tigresdelnorte

    • @Boxled
      @Boxled Před 4 lety +7

      Recommending, not whatever you typed.

    • @zeozeto5457
      @zeozeto5457 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Boxled oh thanks, now i know

    • @Boxled
      @Boxled Před 4 lety +6

      @@zeozeto5457 👍

    • @evanraymond8728
      @evanraymond8728 Před 4 lety +4

      @@zeozeto5457 ..
      You're perhaps Indonesian, aren't you.
      Btw, you could simply type "to recommend" instead of "recommending".

  • @PsychoKern
    @PsychoKern Před 4 lety +40

    "Also, we TOTALLY do not steal your personal information, hehehe...."

    • @33KK
      @33KK Před 4 lety +3

      Of CoUrSe We DoNt

    • @lot.bajrami
      @lot.bajrami Před 4 lety +6

      They dont steal, they store

    • @salpertia
      @salpertia Před 4 lety +2

      @@lot.bajrami store and then sell

    • @salpertia
      @salpertia Před 4 lety +1

      @@gracem3004 if they own the platform then it should logically follow that they have the information on you. They then sell that information to those looking to pay.
      If you look for something on Google you'll get a Google ad for Amazon for that same thing that you were looking for promoting deals it's not that hard to see.

    • @33KK
      @33KK Před 4 lety

      @@salpertia this is why i am trying to stop using all google services and apps.

  • @cloudy21264
    @cloudy21264 Před 2 lety +1

    2:44 Why is this my favorite part of the video?

  • @pinkie4923
    @pinkie4923 Před 3 lety +2

    Wonderful

  • @samaelthelightbringer
    @samaelthelightbringer Před 3 lety +136

    "1 out of 7 searches are not yet typed in the search box before."
    My cat on my keyboard:

  • @MrFanBoyDee
    @MrFanBoyDee Před 4 lety +22

    People: how does google work
    Google: here’s how google works
    Garfield cat: *L A S A G N E*

  • @mahadevaswamycn2810
    @mahadevaswamycn2810 Před 2 lety +6

    I just love this feature 😆❤️👏🏻

  • @maydin34
    @maydin34 Před 3 lety +7

    I think I remember this voice from the Udacity educations.

  • @andrewlin3751
    @andrewlin3751 Před 4 lety +159

    How the hell did she pronounce “automatically” so well? 4:43 It’s like she’s rapping.

  • @MosesMatsepane
    @MosesMatsepane Před 4 lety +67

    Google: Do you want to have some ads with your Lasagna?
    Me: No
    Google: Here's some Italian restaurants near you.

    • @KalvinJack
      @KalvinJack Před 4 lety

      That’s not how it works dummy

    • @MosesMatsepane
      @MosesMatsepane Před 4 lety +1

      @@KalvinJack I am an Engineer, I spent over a decade working as a Senior research Engineer, even lectured for some years whilst at it. Be careful who you call a dummy online, It was a joke Douchebag.

    • @MosesMatsepane
      @MosesMatsepane Před 4 lety

      @@KalvinJack You probably flip Burgers at McDonald's.

    • @masterchief9291
      @masterchief9291 Před 4 lety +3

      @@MosesMatsepane And so do you. You're old enough to know what they say about "internet expertise".
      Sure he came off originally a bit rude but you don't have to stoop to their level after telling your 'life story'.

    • @MosesMatsepane
      @MosesMatsepane Před 4 lety +1

      ​@@masterchief9291 I know what they say about them, but remember that there are real Scientists and Engineers who watch CZcams videos, usually for entertaiment. I read an entire book and several papers about the PageRank algorithm years ago. I am always here for entertainment and for ideas on how to make cool videos, "educational videos" on CZcams are mostly basic and often misleading.

  • @gemmapalarion1827
    @gemmapalarion1827 Před 3 lety +3

    Very good channel 👍👍👍

  • @Pakvlogandtech
    @Pakvlogandtech Před 2 lety +2

    Informative video

  • @itsMohak
    @itsMohak Před 3 lety +185

    That is actually very awesome Google. It is amazing how you make your Search systems work. Mesmerizing and superb stuff here.

  • @itsMohak
    @itsMohak Před 3 lety +316

    You're fabulously charming Google and your movie also seems to be terrific.

    • @pikachu-jf2oh
      @pikachu-jf2oh Před 3 lety +8

      @@sodabutnofizz1294 pls shut up

    • @anitapermanasari6623
      @anitapermanasari6623 Před 3 lety +6

      @@sodabutnofizz1294 fbg

    • @enriquegomez2497
      @enriquegomez2497 Před 3 lety +2

      Bi0nafil

    • @KingJonathan21
      @KingJonathan21 Před 3 lety +2

      @@anitapermanasari6623 guuguu ou u oui ugo👍🏽 uui👍🏽👍🏽 uuguguyyuuyuguguuuguuûuuuuuuuguguguuuguugguuugguuuguuuuugugguguugguuuguuugguuuguuuguguguguuguuguuguguguguguguguguguguguguggguguguuuuguuguuuuuuuuuuuugguuuguugguugguuuuguguguguuggggugugguuugguuugguguguguguguguguguguguguguguugguguguguguguuuuuuguuuugguguguguugguguguguguguggus

    • @derrickfarris8331
      @derrickfarris8331 Před 3 lety

      @@anitapermanasari6623 church

  • @ColtonBarrett
    @ColtonBarrett Před 3 lety +13

    Few years from now: How Google rules the world (in 5 minutes)

    • @brunoe5663
      @brunoe5663 Před 3 lety +1

      sundar pichai is obviously gay

    • @devpatel8453
      @devpatel8453 Před 3 lety +3

      @@brunoe5663 Sundar Pichai has wife with 2 Children

  • @TCNSLLC
    @TCNSLLC Před 2 lety +15

    I found this very educational, Thank you Google for this amazing reprsentation of the layout of the site I am mindblown.

  • @TheLUCKGOD1
    @TheLUCKGOD1 Před 4 lety +238

    I wrote "what is IDK"
    And Google answer "I don't know".....

  • @QSeries69
    @QSeries69 Před 4 lety +148

    Me:
    “How buy cocaine”
    Me 3 minutes later
    *”how to escape the police”*

    • @reginaldhartis9935
      @reginaldhartis9935 Před 4 lety +3

      How can I turn my volume up on you tube

    • @Angle-ofAttack
      @Angle-ofAttack Před 4 lety

      @@reginaldhartis9935 turn your pc off and back on again

    • @norbertfleck812
      @norbertfleck812 Před 4 lety +4

      Another 29 minutes later: "most successful defense attorney"

    • @ntsempty1209
      @ntsempty1209 Před 4 lety

      @@norbertfleck812 Harvey Spectre

    • @QSeries69
      @QSeries69 Před 4 lety +2

      Norbert Fleck wait before that, “how to rob a bank” the money for an attorney has gotta come from somewhere

  • @victorj.kongolo8918
    @victorj.kongolo8918 Před 3 lety +26

    This makes me remember the day I searched "what is my name and phone number" 😂🤣😂

  • @himangshusaha8635
    @himangshusaha8635 Před 2 lety

    OUTSTANDING

  • @kav12ab
    @kav12ab Před 4 lety +134

    “So how does google decide what goes into the first page”
    Me: Hold on a minute....There’s a second page?!?

  • @S1nGuLariTY_
    @S1nGuLariTY_ Před 4 lety +41

    Google: Lasagna
    Me an Intellectual: How CZcams algorithm works?
    Google: "Did you mean: *WE DON'T KNOW* "

  • @allopoeugene562
    @allopoeugene562 Před 3 lety

    Very amazing google search, the "engine".

  • @sumitpurohit8849
    @sumitpurohit8849 Před 3 lety

    Google: *Lasagna*
    Wikipedia: *Lasagne*
    Google: our search algorithm scans every word and rank relative website...

  • @sutapabiswas5276
    @sutapabiswas5276 Před 4 lety +48

    You forgot to mention the part about stealing people's data to enhance the search results

    • @NitinKatiyarCircle
      @NitinKatiyarCircle Před 4 lety +1

      He was talking about his kid needs to find a school. Show him schools near me without even typing.

    • @ewanarends5512
      @ewanarends5512 Před 4 lety

      and they didnt mention how they block out certain results bc they dont like them

  • @androidgameplay199
    @androidgameplay199 Před 4 lety +890

    Fun fact:
    You didn't search for this video

    • @damncat2793
      @damncat2793 Před 4 lety +10

      @@cricketfan9611 yes

    • @hachiko_6139
      @hachiko_6139 Před 4 lety +2

      Wow CZcams and google has deep relationship.

    • @damncat2793
      @damncat2793 Před 4 lety +3

      @@kedunase yeah annoying

    • @irismerah
      @irismerah Před 4 lety +6

      This video searched for you

    • @lizzypoo0
      @lizzypoo0 Před 4 lety +4

      Android Gameplay why would anyone subscribe to you because of a comment lmao

  • @mrdipu9092
    @mrdipu9092 Před 3 lety +3

    Thank you very much Google ❤️
    One of the most important technological breakthrough!

    • @user-nz5wu9ic5u
      @user-nz5wu9ic5u Před 3 lety

      Come give me money at all and my name why am I name kids TV have money

    • @user-nz5wu9ic5u
      @user-nz5wu9ic5u Před 3 lety

      Give me money it’s a secure

  • @MostafaMokhtari-pc2yq
    @MostafaMokhtari-pc2yq Před 9 měsíci

    Thank you for bests❤

  • @axel_bee843
    @axel_bee843 Před 3 lety +11

    I love how this ad is explained In five minutes but the new one is literally an hour