DSP Low Support Podcast! I Have Gout. It's None Of Your Business But Tip Me.
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Medical emergencies we can't talk about on stream = gout flareups in the Burnell household ☠️
Celebrate gout 100
Oh here’s another one, “FallGout”
@@mattgannon591 "How is that funny??"
Ugh… I skipped and skipped and skipped and the video was over. Insufferable… 😂
He even calls his aunt his “mo - aunt.” Seriously what is that. Lol😂
Dude beat off on the internet but claims people don’t know how to behave on the internet ohh okay.
Gout flare ups increased by
Poor diet
Alcohol
Inactivity
Lack of exercise
Too many Hogan pulls
Hmm, well phil doesnt fit these so poor fella he must just be unlucky.
Too many Hogan pulls?
where did you got that information?
@@kamudo999 it's on the NHS website for the UK about gout. If you pull too many Hogans the excitement and adrenaline can cause a gout flare up. He should focus on lesser wrestlers and he may be ok.
@@Orgun1213 oh right
He has gout yet eats doordash and drinks gin daily.
it's known as the disease of kings!
The king of gout. 😂
nothing cherry juice can 't beat!
His laugh is soo FORCED and BEYOND fake than any made in china product you find, the cope is eating him good.
200% cherryman area here... we have increased sales in Renton 2024 😂
Ps, cherry crop is a huge bumper crop, mine in the back yard just finished for goutmen
@@dertythegrower bigups the economy of DSP will suffer more
He sure loves to put on a dramatic performance when condescending to his dents about how stupid he thinks they are.
Which.. they are
Look at RobOnWheels and tell me DSP doesn't know his audience enough especially that Derich doesn't behave himself 😂😂
He can easily scam 100k money from a group of regards every year. Of course he thinks he is way smarter than these regards. I'd say he is right because these dents never stop giving him money. 😂
"I used to be an alcoholic"
What do you mean "used to be"? You still are!
Don’t fucking tell me his “medical emergencies” are him and his wife getting gout flare ups
I could read the disgust in your voice. 😂😂😂
@@user-zk9tg9tr4b I’m sorry but like for real this fucking guy who says “ I don’t make things seem like the sky is falling” turns his cat reveal into a 2K payout, says his family is dying only to go and get married and then “sorry guys my wife and I have medical emergencies” just goes to show either how much of a con he is or how much of a wuss he is
Good liklihood of that. And when he mentions "I have health problems behind-da-seenz' he means his gout came back. He had been mentioning he's been gaining weight and it's important for him to eat more healthy lately - that was him soft confirming the gout has returned.
Gout runs in his family.
Not his fault that gout is caused by drinking and eating poorly. And not moving for 15 hrs a day. Nothing he could do
Phil, you have 2-3 whales that tell you what they are going to tip to. They control you. If those 2-3 whales want, they can hold your entire stream hostage and you think that’s good? 😂
Phil's Aunt is a detractor
Even from beyond the grave
I bet his gout and carpel tunnel is affecting his SF6 abilities
Goutwalk
Little gin little doordash shrimp make the gout hot
He constantly contradicts himself
"If you don't want to watch elden ring I'll see you tomorrow"
also Piggy: "im getting zero support and i need answers"
“I have gout, gib moneys”
Might not be a bad idea to lay off the DoorDash as well
blame the aunt for the gout.
Gee thanks aunt
@@moment-of-gloryyou got it
Aunt is a detractor
Blame the mum for the hairline.
Shocker right ✌️
He’s rocking heavy in the beginning lmao
I swear this dude acts like having gout is like having cancer. He’s such a baby
Ignorance of family health issues isn't an excuse for your own issues
Plus his aunts medical conditions are none of he effing business
His arms are like noodles 😂
Fun fact: Did you know that people who lie a lot also tend to go wake up their sick in bed girlfriend so she can go make him dinner
They also then complain to a public audience about her food preparation technique
holy shlt that is a throwback on the pandalee arc
Guy isnt a man, hes a disgusting little roach that spreads toxicity to every person he meets. If you have male genitals and treat women the way he does, you horribly need to re-evaluate yourself and honestly i blame his dad too for not teaching him to value women. Guy is straight scum.
Phil only has three topics to talk about its the same shit every day I get why they call his fans dents now because you have to be regarded to listen to this every day and want to give him money
So let me get this straight dsp this is red meat shellfish, and drinking causes flareups but yet he does all the above. How is this helping you DSP
I had gout and it's a biatch. Everything I loved to eat and drink it was on a no no list. Basically it's a hedonist disease.
Being a lolcow seems to be the main cause of gout
For the longest time he was saying he USED to have gout and hasn't had it 'for many many years!' now he admits he has flare-ups and it'll never go away. I guess all that weight he's been putting on got him in the gout.
DSP: "I don't need to play the DLC when it releases"
Also DSP: "Why are people watching other people playing the DLC instead of me????"
If your gout is as bad as you say Phil maybe you should lay off the gin....just saying.
Least we know a possible reason why he raged at chat for mentioning steaks. Because steaks can cause him a flareup. "If I can't have it noone can REEEE!"
Lmfao sooo he went from being an alcoholic to saying he was "basically" an alcoholic 🙄...either way hes cured just like his back, god bless that Washington air😅🤣
His back injury was so bad that he was close to losing the use of his legs :)))))
"you lied to me 10 years ago".... Who does he think he's talking to? What dent been around for 10 years? He's the king of talking about strawmen
There’s some, invisible mob of immutable people who have been following him since he was born, constantly steering him in wrong directions (not his fault) who tell him things and then all of them collectively point fingers and laugh at him for being so dumb. Poor Phil just can’t win
Bahahahahha Gin and CHerry Juice Baby
I like how he still blames his dead aunt. People don't go around and disclose their medical issues to everyone. Imagine asking Phil why he didn't tell his nephew or cousins about some embarrassing medical issue. He would say it's none of their business.
Also love how he goes to great lengths to talk about why he gets it. At the end of the day, you get it because you eat like trash. He tries to get all scientific and make it sound like it just happens for no reason. You eat like a pig, Phil. Knock it off and it would likely go away.
Orthopedic shoes will save the channel
He positioned himself in such a way that he can complain about the people that positioned themselves in a superior way.
"I don't have to try to be entertaining. I don't have to upgrade my setup at all. I don't have to play the games when they come out. You dents will enjoy your lazy slop. You'll enjoy your late gameplay, and you'll support it"
everyone knows that OIC requested stardew valley and is supporting it by himself just like every other stream. It's so funny that he's giving this speech to one person. It's funny because that one person knows that because he accounts for 90 percent of all donations, phil knows that, a lot of us know that. It's such a cartoon situation.
I wonder if OIC even realizes that he's being manipulated, or that phil is trying to manipulate him, or if he truly believes that Phil doesn't know about his socks and that all his money is coming from a single bank number.
So is this why he hates steaks so much
Because the steaks hate him! But can you blame them?
Still blames his dead aunt for gout. There's resentment in his voice when talking about the rent for the condo too. How dare she give him gout then stop giving him rent money because she got old and died.
gout - can be managed with medication, diet and exercise, none of which he do, he drink, eat trash and sit all day in small room
"I can play Elden Ring however I want" -> two days of low tips later: HEEEELLLLLPPP!!!!
He's on that soapbox 24/7 but the way he talks about it, people criticize his gameplay no matter what he does, maybe he's just shit
Gintro 😂😂
Nice goutro aswell 🤪
he says not biting fingernails.. bro you chewed on them 5 days ago, its on video 😂
It's a nervous tick when every he sees a stationary
blames his Aunt, but lets not talk about the amount of red meat he ate while scouting for his house with panda. all he ate was red meat in seattle
he is coping HARD here 😂 totally ungenuine hahahah
Gout is his only medical issue? What about the post nasal drip?
Or the delusions and dented smooth brain?
And having a stroke🥴😅
Lol wait he actually has gout? Omg😂
'Rush through it while the iron is hot'. Who the f**k said that?! 😂
He stayed true to his begging that’s the only reason he’s here, hasn’t broken that content for 15 years
I love how he acts like some gaming mastermind when in actually he stumbled into about 10-15 idiots that give money. Even then every now and then he has to get on them about giving up the bucks.
"I don't do any of that popular stuff on CZcams" and that's why you are forever stuck on level 1 dsp
he does tho he just picks and chooses when it suites his narrative
Holy crap I thought this was an old video. He’s made multiple rants that sound exactly like this 😂
“F off, I don’t have to tell you anything about my medical conditions!” “It’s my Aunt’s fault for not telling me all about her medical condition.”
I received 0 contributions!!!
A tale that is true enough
A great while ago, when Monseiur Gout was not so rich (as now he is), he was forced to travel, as other poor men are sometimes. In his travel he met with a spider, whose journey lay as Mr. Gout’s did. They being both benighted, the sought lodging, and came to a poore man’s house, which the Gout took up for his lodging, for he being always a lazy companion, would go no further; but the spider being more nimble, went to a rich man’s house, and there took up his lodging for that night. The next day they met again, and asked each other of their entertainment the past night.
“Mine,” said the Gout, “was the worst as ever I had, for I had no sooner touched the poor man’s legs, thinking there to take my rest, but up he gets, and to thrashing he goes, so that I had no rest the whole night.”
“And I,” said the spider, “had no sooner begun to build my house in the rich man’s chamber, but the maid came with a broom, and tore down all my work, and so fiercely did pursue me, that I had so much ado to save my life, as ever I had.”
“Seeing it is so,” said the Gout, “we will change lodging. I will go to the rich man’s house, and thou shalt go to the poor man’s.” They both were well content, and did so, and found such ease and rest in the lodging, that they resolved never to remove, for the spider built and was not troubled, the Gout he was entertained with a soft cushion, with down pillows, with dainty caudle, and delicate broths. In brief, he did like it so well, that ever since he takes up his lodging with rich men, where I desire that he should take his rest, rather that in my poor house.
How did that non-shellfish whitefish shrimp from Qdoba taste you lying sack of frog excrement?
My mo-my aunt- muh wife
"Don't just drink to numb the pain" Phil would have been a great 18th century doctor. Who the fuck would drink to deal with soreness or pain
Fall Gout
"Little gin little door dash shrimp make the gout hot"
As i suspected, phils downward trajectory to lolcow was all part of his master plan for success.
Chefs kiss philip, ur buisness accumen rivals Apple.
This is such bs. If you asked about his gout he would tell you to mind your own damn business. It only becomes our business when he isn’t getting tips.
Has Phil had mini strokes at some point? Why does his mouth look like Good Ol' JR's when he talks?
Edit: yeah, its like his mouth is at a 45 degree angle when he starts talking.
So he's angry at someone for asking about his personal medical problems but also he's angry with his aunt for not telling everyone about her personal medical problems. It must be exhausting trying to parse all these contradictions.
Love how he insists on CZcams being his only source of income, and then refuses to do the things required to make it profitable enough to be a source of income, but still insists he deserves to be given enough money to make it his only source of income anyways.
Imagine owning a sandwich shop, and you don't want to make sandwiches. You think handing people little chunks of sandwich ingredients well past its safe to eat date, all rolled up in a napkin is what you are gonna do. Then get mad cus nobody wants rotten scraps of food in a napkin, you tell your few remaining customers if they don't like it they can gtfo and eat your feces, but still feel entitled to the success and income of a real sandwich purveyor that provides good food to regular customers.
And on top of that, you slander every other restraunt in town as being phoney shills cus they make food people actually want to eat and aren't in constant financial crisis as a result.
Its exactly like a sandwich shop.
Phil needs Gordon Ramsay to rescue his failing buisness.
Though Phil would just declare him an idiot who doesn't know what he is talking about and not listen.
Like the managers in all those restraunts that failed 2 weeks affer Gordon left despite being handed clearly labled keys to success.
Oh my god is that the Crystalized Uric Acid Articulated Pigroach action figure on the thumbnail?! you GOUTa get it man!
Like with anything else, the gout was the result of him doing nothing wrong, doing everything correct...
Phil's alcoholism, poor diet, and little to no exercise is the cause of his gout. He never takes responsibility for anything.
Defeated gout, defeated alcoholism, defeated the trolls, DSP truly is The King of Hate.
He says this when the money is good. When it's not it's a 180.
“I don’t eat unhealthy on the regular anymore” this man ordered TWO DoorDash meals on one night a week ago, lmao.
He can go from zero to Gout in no time flat.
He doesn't have to chase clouts or get views or stream for money! But please support him & guys, hey, guys, the tips were really low tonight. He didn't reach his tips goals but he totally doesn't care because he doesn't do this for money.
It's so infuriating when he comments on other youtubers who are way more successful than he is. He really fancies himself a genius who's got 'khantent kreayshen' figured out when in reality he's lucky to have the same 2-3 whales forking up money for his lazy as so he can continue to fuel his addictions.
What foods make gout worse?
Sugary drinks and sweets. ... Certain seafood, including herring, scallops, mussels, codfish, tuna, trout and haddock. Red meats, including beef, lamb, pork and bacon ........ and ...... ALCOHOL!
nothing about sweaty jpegs though.
Pretty sure the moment his account is taken down for some reason and his Hogans are gone, he will blame those for his worsening eyesight.
Actually Red meats Beef & Lamb doesn't cause the flare ups.
It's a simple case of "You blamed the Meat 🥩 for what the Carbs, Sugar, Seed oils & Alcohol have caused.
To eliminate Meat, but keep devouring everything else is exactly what the pharmaceutical is banking on 💰💵
eating fast food too much pigroach lmao
It's none of your business today, but tomorrow it is again. And the day after it isn't again. Almost like there's no point that he's making at all, and this is all about Phil's mood swings and not facts or evidence or reality as he claims.
Gout may be hereditary, but the degree is higher if it's say a sibling or parent who has it. His aunt having it has less to do with him getting it and more of him having a crappy diet for years on end. Also, the gaslighting is real; he's the EPITOME of trying to rush to beat something when the next hot game is coming out. He was dang near panicking when he thought he wouldn't beat some games before the Elden Ring DLC.
Chronic gout of the mind
He still makes fun of the games he plays. He claims he’s a Final Fantasy fan and almost every FF play through is atrocious because he talks and fucks around during cutscenes and then makes fun of the plot because he doesn’t understand it
How is asking about your medical well being misbehaving Phil? Just be thankful that there’s some people out there that care enough about you to ask as regarded as they may be.
Pay me to put on clothes and hats - DSP
"All those things that the popular streamers do, I don't do" And then Phil sits at 200 viewers and $15 dollars tips and begs for money.
Gout is completely treatable. And manageable. If you adjust your die. And exercise
So in other words. Completely untreatable for phil
"so you lied to me 10 years ago" lmao/ yeah, the viewers criticizing you today were definitely around 10 years ago also criticizing you. same exact people, uh huh
Phil literally takes gulps of gin straight from his “water” bottle all day everyday an says he used to be an alcoholic.
he's litteraly tahxic
That thumbnail is fire 🔥 shout out to Papa Gundam
Lol, I like how he describes gout as something he got because he was unlucky, not because he lives like a pig... There's a reason why they call the 'lifestyle diseases' Phil, but it's not your fault nothing ever is
DarkSydeGout and ReviewGoutKFC should make out at this point
Omg, he will forever hold a grudge towards his aunt, same as with his parents over the wolverine toy and receding hairline. His own family must find him unbearable
It's all my aunt's fault! She didn't tell anybody she had it so I got it dood!
Funny how he dud a complete 180 on exploring Elden Ring DLC map, from "I'm wasting my time!" to "If you rush through DLC, you are morahn!"
Also The base game is a open world that you have to explore, why did he expect anything else now?
God he is annoying. 😂
I think he has less pain when he gets tips
Its funny how hard he projects in every thing he says 😂 crazy
Nice to come back after a while and the first thing I heard out his mouth is him complaining? Good to know some things, will never ever ever change
He has gout? Of course he does!
never forget he skipped a family wedding to play on release day fallout 4 then just this year bragged about 1 video of his new fallout playthru going "viral". king of gaslighting dents
Shoutouts to Professor Pwerrul. Gout today and everyday