If I moisten his throat, I will hear his beautiful singing.

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  • čas přidán 29. 05. 2021
  • If the video title is translated, it will also have subtitles.
    I am a Japanese who likes manufacturing.
    Subchannel KURAHITO's room
    / @kurahitokobo
    Twitter of the person in "Manufacturing is interesting"
    KURAHITO
    / monozucraft
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  • @tertiaritus
    @tertiaritus Před 2 lety +7980

    "Children's books are harmless!"
    The children's books in my library:

  • @darrylpang3903
    @darrylpang3903 Před 2 lety +10573

    0:11 I lost it when the decapitated head turned around

    • @Koneko_Chan777
      @Koneko_Chan777 Před 2 lety +399

      I was going to say that too xD

    • @azealot7112
      @azealot7112 Před 2 lety +988

      “tf are you doing to my body?”

    • @eitakou
      @eitakou Před 2 lety +474

      This is both a thriller and comedy (possibly horror for others too) movie we're watching

    • @user-mm1zu9kz6c
      @user-mm1zu9kz6c Před 2 lety +50

      Lmao

    • @austincde
      @austincde Před 2 lety +157

      This is pure daylight horror 😂

  • @windinthewillow1871
    @windinthewillow1871 Před 3 měsíci +2409

    The phrase "I will moisten his throat" gives me chills every time

  • @zeraneko
    @zeraneko Před 5 měsíci +1685

    00:03 首をもぎとられる断末魔ほんと好き

  • @guacdahuman5626
    @guacdahuman5626 Před 2 lety +7861

    “He doesn’t squeal well. I seem to be drowning him.”
    Me: you _seem_ to be??

  • @BluejaySerenade
    @BluejaySerenade Před 2 lety +3599

    “I forcefully attach his neck to his body like a doctor.”
    Excuse me?

    • @nicolekratz1129
      @nicolekratz1129 Před 2 lety +136

      Yeah like what kind of doctor have you been seeing!???

    • @largeboi4678
      @largeboi4678 Před 2 lety +101

      That’s what my doctor does, you people are weird

    • @heetucola1087
      @heetucola1087 Před 2 lety +61

      I thought that's what everyone learned in med school

    • @junkersju8711
      @junkersju8711 Před 2 lety +34

      @@nicolekratz1129 maybe one that lost his medical license
      Edit: please tell me you got this

    • @peckypork
      @peckypork Před 2 lety +40

      Y'all got dem cheap doctors who can't afford to re-attach someone neck and it shows😒✋

  • @andrewt4699
    @andrewt4699 Před 3 měsíci +463

    Never did I think I would enjoy watching someone waterboard a plastic chicken but here I am.

  • @user7_k
    @user7_k Před 3 měsíci +716

    のんびりとしたBGMでも誤魔化しきれないチキ虐動画に32万イイネついてるのマジ草

  • @okotan
    @okotan Před 2 lety +10304

    "Did you get beautiful singing?"
    "Yes."
    "What did it cost?"
    *"My torture"*

    • @wat8944
      @wat8944 Před 2 lety +46

      1k Likes and no comments? Well... Everyone is going to hate me for this but....
      First reply

    • @inestabilidad
      @inestabilidad Před 2 lety +25

      U had your first comment/reply at 1k. Now your 2nd reply will be at 2k

    • @lalajesusiscomingrepent7884
      @lalajesusiscomingrepent7884 Před 2 lety +13

      At least he's now a soprano btw since we're starting this chain, 3rd comment!! I'ma jinx your 3k likes hehe 1st is the worst second is the... 3rd is the best and this chicken is now a pro singer

    • @CanItTookann
      @CanItTookann Před 2 lety +6

      Hello :]
      4th ;>

    • @Emptyness_Void.
      @Emptyness_Void. Před 2 lety +3

      @@wat8944 Ah yes

  • @setsurarara
    @setsurarara Před 2 lety +20413

    "I feel like I've done something wrong"
    Sir, what you're doing is torture.

  • @krnk_mimawari
    @krnk_mimawari Před 10 měsíci +318

    1:34「君にテーブルソーの真似をして欲しい」
    「(震動しながらテーブルソーの音)」
    「そうですか」
    何なんですかこのやりとりwww

  • @Zukki_kki
    @Zukki_kki Před 11 měsíci +123

    喉を潤してあげようという善意から始まったのに、段々とモルモット実験みたいになっていく恐怖

  • @TheSilenceOfHer
    @TheSilenceOfHer Před 2 lety +7019

    The llama: repeating the noises the chicken is making
    The chicken: *don’t you understand you fool I’m calling for help*

  • @smolbean5845
    @smolbean5845 Před 2 lety +3366

    The happy music playing behind this doesn’t fit the “I forcefully stuck his head back onto his body” vibes

    • @enjae7962
      @enjae7962 Před 2 lety +26

      .. Like a doctor
      Uhuhh
      I dont really buy that

    • @smolbean5845
      @smolbean5845 Před 2 lety +2

      Wow so many likes!

    • @sweet6459
      @sweet6459 Před 2 lety +1

      @@smolbean5845 yesh you deserve them all

    • @smolbean5845
      @smolbean5845 Před 2 lety +1

      @@sweet6459 Aw thank you :)

    • @sweet6459
      @sweet6459 Před 2 lety +2

      @@smolbean5845 no problem!

  • @BayGamerTV
    @BayGamerTV Před rokem +375

    Kurahito Craft Ch: “His favourite thing is whistling sweets”
    Also Kurahito Craft Ch: *tapes sweet to mouth*

  • @BugVRreal
    @BugVRreal Před 10 měsíci +35

    0:11 | i love how the chicken head slowly turns to look at its body in horror, like he just saw his family get massacred.

    • @apel66sinka
      @apel66sinka Před 2 dny

      I mean he was literally ripped apart ofc he's gonna be shocked

  • @annainspain5176
    @annainspain5176 Před 2 lety +7557

    The chicken looks horrified by the whole experience.

  • @juliettegibson9845
    @juliettegibson9845 Před 2 lety +3206

    “I seem to be drowning him”
    Me: THAT’S NOT MOISTENING HIS THROAT THAT’S FLOODING HIS LUNGS

  • @user-dq4lo1zd5o
    @user-dq4lo1zd5o Před 11 měsíci +52

    タイトルが芸術家系のサイコパス

    • @user-nr9tq7kp1w
      @user-nr9tq7kp1w Před 10 dny

      サイコパス系のサイコパスかもしれない

  • @ashleyshanks6821
    @ashleyshanks6821 Před rokem +108

    Me and eleven million other people took two minutes and six seconds out of our day to watch this person play with a rubber chicken.
    Honestly, the mimicking llama was the real star of the show. Especially when she imitated a saw. I want one.

  • @vini3239
    @vini3239 Před 2 lety +18081

    This person torturing a toy chicken:
    The background music: 💖😊🌟💖😊💖

  • @protaganust
    @protaganust Před 2 lety +4189

    1:59
    The look in his eye you can tell he's been through hell.

  • @user-sy4cf4xz3w
    @user-sy4cf4xz3w Před 4 měsíci +46

    このびっくりチキンの鳴き声に叡智さを感じてしまった
    特に下半身に水入れられて鳴いてるところ
    もう無理です

  • @josephtalarigo4243
    @josephtalarigo4243 Před rokem +14

    Nothing can describe the terror I felt when the table saw started at 1:35, followed by the relief that it was just to make the llama fart.

  • @itsjustmolls
    @itsjustmolls Před 2 lety +12260

    “I thrust his neck underwater”
    “He screamed”
    *silence*

  • @drunklord9471
    @drunklord9471 Před 2 lety +6148

    "He seems thirsty"
    **proceeds to decapitate his head**

    • @zjthegameryt5388
      @zjthegameryt5388 Před 2 lety +36

      I mean he it is effective

    • @michaelbianchi22
      @michaelbianchi22 Před 2 lety +17

      Maybe we've just misunderstood Al Qaeda's intentions all this time.

    • @marenol225
      @marenol225 Před 2 lety +1

      My chance to go 727

    • @doivid72
      @doivid72 Před 2 lety +9

      Wait thats not how yall drink your water?
      weird...

    • @tenuem980
      @tenuem980 Před 2 lety +2

      "Decapitate his head" bruh....

  • @user-kw5eb5vx5x
    @user-kw5eb5vx5x Před 3 měsíci +14

    数々の拷問に耐え生き延びた彼はきっとこれからも逞しい雄叫びを上げ続けてくれるだろう
    あとBGM爽やかすぎて草

  • @thepangremlin6707
    @thepangremlin6707 Před rokem +42

    As someone who is currently learning the hiragana and katakana to later learn some Japanese, it probably took me at least ten minutes to watch this video because I constantly paused it to try to read the text 😂 of course I had to check how some characters are pronounced (and I learned what chicken is in Japanese)

  • @potatoesandducks958
    @potatoesandducks958 Před 2 lety +3706

    "Why dont you play with the neighbour's kid?"
    The neighbour's kid:

  • @loman5986
    @loman5986 Před 2 lety +8955

    This is the type of person my teacher assigns me to in group projects

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 Před 2 lety +92

      Lmao

    • @nothing2seehere188
      @nothing2seehere188 Před 2 lety +308

      That's a legend group.........you should be proud

    • @bottomtext3990
      @bottomtext3990 Před 2 lety +76

      We always stay getting the best grades tho

    • @smolchungus9213
      @smolchungus9213 Před 2 lety +92

      Ikr they always make that same annoying sound when I'm waterboarding them or forcefully making them drink water sometimes I feel like my teacher just hates me smh

    • @phantom_servant7980
      @phantom_servant7980 Před 2 lety +16

      @@smolchungus9213 oh my so you are where that one cursed comment post wad from

  • @katgaming8932
    @katgaming8932 Před 3 měsíci +2

    sukuna:You look thirsty
    Gojo: gets forcefully ripped apart

  • @Zaruudon0106
    @Zaruudon0106 Před 9 měsíci +6

    0:57 優しさを感じた

  • @markzaikov456
    @markzaikov456 Před 2 lety +23207

    "Will he cry underwater?"
    "He cried a little."
    Oh no...

  • @user-ho3nt9jc5r
    @user-ho3nt9jc5r Před 3 měsíci +2

    この動画好き!
    チキンのおもちゃは良いですよね👍大好きです!

  • @Livs_editz
    @Livs_editz Před 10 měsíci +6

    0:23 “he seems to be drowning” i was actually dying at this💀

  • @fabrizeantonio4425
    @fabrizeantonio4425 Před 2 lety +762

    "He seems thirsty"
    *decapitates the chicken*

    • @someytuser985
      @someytuser985 Před 2 lety +1

      this comment having 632 likes but 0 comments kinda worry me

  • @digiiiii
    @digiiiii Před 2 lety +822

    "I forcefully attach his neck to his body like a doctor"
    "L I K E A D O C T O R"

    • @hlebvladimir726
      @hlebvladimir726 Před 2 lety +36

      And that is how he lost his medical license

    • @ajfirefox5095
      @ajfirefox5095 Před 2 lety +4

      Buzz lightyear: I have been Batman ever been to medical school.
      If I remember the reference right.

    • @kurapikakurta1997
      @kurapikakurta1997 Před 2 lety +2

      *l i k e a d o c t o r*

    • @phantomizerTF2
      @phantomizerTF2 Před 2 lety +2

      @@hlebvladimir726 don't forget the part where the doctor stole the skeleton from the patient

    • @hlebvladimir726
      @hlebvladimir726 Před 2 lety

      @@phantomizerTF2...while the patient was still alive

  • @TheQuashingoftheTub
    @TheQuashingoftheTub Před rokem +10

    Okay but the chicken head slowly turning toward the drowning body had me reeling

  • @JonathanTheBeebee87
    @JonathanTheBeebee87 Před rokem +4

    "He seems to be drowning". Same rubber chicken. Same.

  • @Eli-tk5vd
    @Eli-tk5vd Před 2 lety +3758

    Ever so casually: *He seems to be drowning*

    • @Tenjooo
      @Tenjooo Před 2 lety +9

      Ikr

    • @JavierEscuella1911
      @JavierEscuella1911 Před 2 lety +39

      without context this man is just horrifically tormenting this rubber chicken

    • @Iggy-qm4yo
      @Iggy-qm4yo Před 2 lety +2

      David Attenborough style✨

    • @georginaanbarasi2522
      @georginaanbarasi2522 Před 2 lety +10

      Will he cry underwater?
      He cried a little.
      BUT THATS NOT ENOUGH TO SATISFY ME

    • @kenneth5355
      @kenneth5355 Před 2 lety

      @@JavierEscuella1911same even with context

  • @zashreen
    @zashreen Před 2 lety +38350

    You’re laughing. A chicken is getting tortured, and you’re laughing.

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish Před 10 měsíci +10

    My brother almost choked on one of those "whistling sweets" once so gotta say this was a rollercoaster of emotions start to finish.

  • @isabellecarson1961
    @isabellecarson1961 Před rokem +12

    I like how your just like so calm like "I seem to be drowning him"🤣

  • @odditycat2716
    @odditycat2716 Před 2 lety +2250

    "I seem to be drowning him."
    *y-yes, it seems so.*

  • @frostygoat8843
    @frostygoat8843 Před 2 lety +21747

    This guy: "If I moisten his throat we will hear his beautiful singing!"
    Also this guy: **waterboards chicken**

    • @mimorijama1434
      @mimorijama1434 Před 2 lety +216

      It sound so pervert in German-
      And a lil psychopathic

    • @rock9737
      @rock9737 Před 2 lety +34

      @@mimorijama1434 que

    • @RIFLQ
      @RIFLQ Před 2 lety +76

      I don't think chickens love water sports

    • @tommeng6522
      @tommeng6522 Před 2 lety +15

      that was what I was going to say XD
      That was so funny

    • @Pedestal_Prime
      @Pedestal_Prime Před 2 lety +53

      Yeah what kind of torture video did I click on?

  • @moonlight.z6543
    @moonlight.z6543 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Video: I'm going to moisten his throat
    Me: Oh okay
    Video: *5 seconds in* Decapitates him
    Me: Wait-

  • @meganangharad8350
    @meganangharad8350 Před 11 měsíci +3

    I have no idea what I'm watching, but it's making me smile.

  • @bottomtext3990
    @bottomtext3990 Před 2 lety +3379

    I don’t know why everyone’s saying it’s torture, you just gave him a little rinse

    • @kurahito
      @kurahito  Před 2 lety +694

      Yeah

    • @speedwagon_69
      @speedwagon_69 Před 2 lety +378

      Yeah, I give my little brother water this way

    • @neziah3711
      @neziah3711 Před 2 lety +259

      @@speedwagon_69 teach me how to reattach his head pls. 🙏

    • @speedwagon_69
      @speedwagon_69 Před 2 lety +197

      @@neziah3711 yo, that's easy, Just attach the spine with a glue and the sewing the skin is easy

    • @neziah3711
      @neziah3711 Před 2 lety +115

      @@speedwagon_69 okay... How do I revive him?

  • @bayotic4286
    @bayotic4286 Před 2 lety +4645

    "he seems thirsty"
    *rips off head*

  • @kindlethekitsune
    @kindlethekitsune Před rokem

    This video gave me motivation to finish my work.

  • @nix__2164
    @nix__2164 Před 2 lety +5009

    This is blasphemous. And here we see millions of people laughing at this cruelty.

    • @karama5562
      @karama5562 Před 2 lety +134

      Japanese CZcams is something else and I love it

    • @coolice5786
      @coolice5786 Před 2 lety +28

      I could just imagine your brain trembling from this fact...

    • @zainarifin124
      @zainarifin124 Před 2 lety +9

      Yeah the pfp checks out

    • @nargarex2390
      @nargarex2390 Před 2 lety +2

      I've seen worse
      czcams.com/video/FYRFQk2PjO8/video.html

    • @lunasea4309
      @lunasea4309 Před 2 lety

      Yes

  • @oh3681
    @oh3681 Před 2 lety +11927

    "will he cry underwater?"
    **Visible drowning noises**
    "He cried a little bit"

  • @meimeia1508
    @meimeia1508 Před 3 měsíci +2

    口から水入れてうがいさせるところがなんか好き

  • @realsteventalvinzvestial420
    @realsteventalvinzvestial420 Před 11 měsíci +3

    The chicken doesn't drown, it cleans it throat by breathing water.

  • @account.5571
    @account.5571 Před 2 lety +6401

    “Please imitate the sound of a table saw”
    *pfroooom*
    “I understand•

  • @talkative8121
    @talkative8121 Před 2 lety +1236

    "He seems thirsty"
    Meanwhile : Removes the neck out of the body...

  • @staticcupcake8080
    @staticcupcake8080 Před 11 měsíci +2

    At 0:02 when the chicken screamed for it's life i couldn't decide whether to worry or laugh uncontrollably. I did both.

  • @onepointtwo500
    @onepointtwo500 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Best craft video on CZcams.

  • @mikaelaguinevere6093
    @mikaelaguinevere6093 Před 2 lety +2596

    Expectation: beautiful singing of the chicken.
    Reality: Ways to murder the chicken.

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. Před 2 lety +1008

    "He doesn't squeal well. I seem to be drowning him"
    Sounds like a transcript from Guantanamo

    • @erugurara8235
      @erugurara8235 Před 2 lety +5

      What is Guatánamo?

    • @yourawfulhearttosong
      @yourawfulhearttosong Před 2 lety +12

      @@erugurara8235 a prison. they torture ppl (waterboarding)

    • @Eidako
      @Eidako Před 2 lety +20

      @@erugurara8235 Clarifying further: there are extensive domestic and international laws concerning imprisonment, the rights of captured combatants and torture. These laws were inconvenient to the United States government during its War on Terror, so it established a secretive prison on foreign soil (Cuba) to circumvent them. It was soon revealed the black site was utilizing various unethical and unlawful torture methods, most infamously waterboarding. Waterboarding involves restraining the prisoner in a prone position, stretching a sheet of plastic wrap over their face and dumping water over it, producing the highly unpleasant sensation of drowning. Prisoners were held indefinitely without trial and with little hope of ever returning home -- as of writing this, there are still 40 prisoners who have been held without trial since the early 2000s.

    • @y3ldarb2
      @y3ldarb2 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Eidako Thanks for the history lesson. 😊

  • @user-kz3nq6nm7f
    @user-kz3nq6nm7f Před 11 měsíci +3

    この動画のせいでこの人すごいことしても"チキンいじめてた人"になんの草

  • @mememananimations2104
    @mememananimations2104 Před 26 dny +1

    Llama: **hellish scream**
    The CZcamsr: I understand.

  • @xdoorx
    @xdoorx Před 2 lety +4964

    "He seems to be drowning."
    "Will he cry underwater?"
    "I seem to be *drowning* him."
    this is fricking cursed

    • @juliettegibson9845
      @juliettegibson9845 Před 2 lety +144

      It sounds like a thing from a show for kids.
      **character turns to camera** “Will he cry underwater?” **holds head below the surface** “What do you think?”

    • @Woopsdiditagain
      @Woopsdiditagain Před 2 lety +11

      666th like
      Definitely cursed

    • @Kbasse39
      @Kbasse39 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/TVJvGiHOh30/video.html

    • @leeperkillz5397
      @leeperkillz5397 Před 2 lety +16

      With the happy music too

    • @oneof29
      @oneof29 Před 2 lety +6

      @@juliettegibson9845 Don't hug me I'm scared vibes

  • @sugarpapaelmo2004
    @sugarpapaelmo2004 Před 2 lety +17364

    “Will he cry underwater? He cried a little.”
    *UKULELE NOISES*

  • @billiealexander3480
    @billiealexander3480 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Me without any context to this video: what is happening?
    Me after opening this and translating the comments: can confirm more surreal and disturbing than expected, fantastic 2AM discovery.

  • @stuffzluvverz_7665
    @stuffzluvverz_7665 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Dude really using a CIA torture method on a singing duck.

  • @PJ-uw8qe
    @PJ-uw8qe Před 2 lety +636

    ❌ 2021: Flying Cars
    ✅ 2021: How to moisture a chicken

  • @tsurugikyousuke6297
    @tsurugikyousuke6297 Před 2 lety +1610

    "I put water in his lower body"
    Meanwhile the head casually floating on the water:

  • @AkumaDayo
    @AkumaDayo Před 10 měsíci

    this was recommended to me randomly and I'm so glad it was, what the hell did I just watch and why did I stay for all of it 😭

  • @user-fm8oi3qm9j
    @user-fm8oi3qm9j Před 3 měsíci +1

    This man with calm closed captions as hes torturing a rubber chicken just makes me lose my mind 😂

  • @cunnibiyou4856
    @cunnibiyou4856 Před 2 lety +795

    1:34 “Please imitate the sound of the table saw.”
    The llama: **eternal screaming**

  • @quit367
    @quit367 Před 2 lety +16040

    “He must be thirsty”
    * rips off head *
    Me: *nod of approval*

  • @GensizinV
    @GensizinV Před 9 měsíci +2

    このチャンネル一番の人気動画がやる木関連の動画ではなくこのサイコ動画なの草

  • @N95j
    @N95j Před rokem +2

    0:12 this is terrifying, the chicken turns around and sees his body…

  • @s.c.p-foundation6923
    @s.c.p-foundation6923 Před 2 lety +2768

    "He seems thirsty"
    "So I made him choke on the blood from his ripped off neck"
    "His favourite is whistling sweets"
    "So I punched the air out of his lungs and choked him with it as he hyperventilates"
    Bro wtf

    • @roxanagabriela4906
      @roxanagabriela4906 Před 2 lety +110

      Even the Foundation thinks this is too much

    • @crowthebro
      @crowthebro Před 2 lety +74

      "i feel like i've done something wrong. sorry"
      top 10 biggest understatements of 2021

    • @jihadamcsween2677
      @jihadamcsween2677 Před 2 lety +6

      😭✋🤣🤣🤣

    • @_mossy_8520
      @_mossy_8520 Před 2 lety +6

      @@roxanagabriela4906 cant blame them

    • @frostyvoid827
      @frostyvoid827 Před rokem +3

      @@roxanagabriela4906 correct, at least I hope so, maybe Bright can give us some insight

  • @undyingUmbrage413
    @undyingUmbrage413 Před 2 lety +1938

    "I forcefully attach his neck to his body like a doctor"
    i dont know what your doctor is doing to to you but i think you need to call the police

    • @runesdt9175
      @runesdt9175 Před 2 lety +37

      I know right 😂

    • @scorch2155
      @scorch2155 Před 2 lety +72

      I dont think so, if his doctor can successfully revive some one whose been decapitated id say thata a pretty damn good doctor as no other could do that.

    • @SlurpySlimy
      @SlurpySlimy Před 2 lety +40

      @@scorch2155 Yea but not when the doctor is the person that decaitated you

    • @cabra0693
      @cabra0693 Před 2 lety +13

      I WHEEZED LIKE A DYING SEAGULL

    • @lunapyrope9683
      @lunapyrope9683 Před 2 lety +9

      “I don’t think this man has been to medical school!”

  • @MEGAtuned
    @MEGAtuned Před 11 měsíci +2

    “Go play with the next door neighbor”
    The Next door Neighbor:

  • @SUZU-no-UTA0413
    @SUZU-no-UTA0413 Před 3 měsíci +4

    良い声で鳴くじゃねぇか!

  • @gloss0613
    @gloss0613 Před 2 lety +2192

    this video should be called: "torturing a rubber chicken".
    Poor chicken...

  • @arinmei5584
    @arinmei5584 Před 2 lety +456

    You're laughing. He's drowning the chicken and you're laughing.

  • @Flippy_Dogday_Catnap
    @Flippy_Dogday_Catnap Před 3 měsíci +1

    The fact he was filling the body with water and the chickens head just turned😭🖐

  • @zendjmix
    @zendjmix Před 3 měsíci +1

    「溺れさせてるようで悪い気がしてきた」
    首チョンパしといて何を言う笑

  • @kel.eee27
    @kel.eee27 Před 2 lety +991

    Everyone: you’re torturing the chicken
    Me: wow that’s a really cool llama

  • @chaeyoungahhwillyoumarryme6057

    “I forcefully attach his neck to his body like a doctor”
    as a doctor, i confirm this is how we put patient’s neck back to their body

  • @TheRedDemonic
    @TheRedDemonic Před 3 měsíci +1

    "This is what decapitates of chicken made by"
    *"Decapitates that one chicken who seems thirsty"*

  • @0FF1C1ALKY0SH1
    @0FF1C1ALKY0SH1 Před 10 měsíci

    Me before the video: **gets a fungi ad for toenails**
    Also me: LOGAN COME CLAIM THIS AD MAN, ITS MADE FOR YOU

  • @reedman0780
    @reedman0780 Před 2 lety +5393

    "I seem to be drowning him"
    "I thrust only his neck in the water"
    "He screamed!"
    This is legit torture and I cant get enough of it

  • @llylyss
    @llylyss Před 2 lety +455

    "i pour water through his mouth."
    "i make him gargle."
    "even in this state, he does not make any sound."

  • @QALore
    @QALore Před rokem +5

    The stuffed animal and the table saw got me laughing so badly

  • @TheSilvershadow200
    @TheSilvershadow200 Před rokem +20

    Forget the chicken. I want that toy that imitates sounds. I've genuinely never seen a toy like that. That's so cool.

    • @arandomzoomer4837
      @arandomzoomer4837 Před rokem

      You know there’s an app on your iPhone called voice memos that will play back any sound you record

    • @TheSilvershadow200
      @TheSilvershadow200 Před rokem +5

      @@arandomzoomer4837 First of all, don't have an iPhone. Second of all, that's not flavorful.

    • @thichinhphan4010
      @thichinhphan4010 Před 10 měsíci

      @@arandomzoomer4837 Boo, an app? Only kids want that. At least with a toy adults can get creative ;)

  • @lilithm.116
    @lilithm.116 Před 2 lety +1460

    "No chicken has been harmed during the filming"

  • @OnlyAPotato
    @OnlyAPotato Před 2 lety +943

    Chicken: *"I tried to scream, but my head was underwater"*

    • @dovee1
      @dovee1 Před 2 lety +34

      *"it must've been a nightmare"*

    • @bombdotcom2168
      @bombdotcom2168 Před 2 lety +8

      These comments are killing me XD

    • @Wasilewski15
      @Wasilewski15 Před 2 lety +10

      Chicken: I only managed to cry a little.....

    • @misery_fell
      @misery_fell Před 2 lety +3

      Billie ieieiekekkesish

    • @bombdotcom2168
      @bombdotcom2168 Před 2 lety +2

      @@bigmother7218 Indeed my friend.
      Indeed.

  • @UnaTheCat2012
    @UnaTheCat2012 Před rokem

    Now that's some beautiful music

  • @lisettecg718
    @lisettecg718 Před rokem +5

    His voice is so inspiring

  • @ruangsederhana3204
    @ruangsederhana3204 Před 2 lety +477

    The guy: He seems thirsty
    The chicken: *dying noises*

  • @seir323
    @seir323 Před 2 lety +7124

    "Please imitate the sound of the table saw"
    "VRRROOOoooommmmm..."
    "I understand"
    I DIED OF LAUGHTER?!

  • @theconfusedvampire
    @theconfusedvampire Před rokem +3

    1970's: In 50 years I bet there will be flying cars and a cure for cancer!
    Me 2023: I can't sleep right now. I need to watch this person in Japan drown a rubber chicken.

  • @Niko0436
    @Niko0436 Před 10 měsíci +2

    this man committed every drowning torture known to human on a chicken

  • @notsoanonymous_rickroller6777
    @notsoanonymous_rickroller6777 Před 2 lety +19004

    The whole video expectations: “I will moisten his throat so we can hear his beautiful singing voice.”
    The actual video: *“so I dislocated his neck.”*

  • @wolfowow
    @wolfowow Před 2 lety +3044

    why is it so terrifying when he turns to look at his own dismembered body at 0:12

    • @espresso8119
      @espresso8119 Před 2 lety +224

      Don't worry the chicken just checked on his body

    • @purelyimagine7533
      @purelyimagine7533 Před 2 lety +170

      This whole video freaks me out and I don't know why lol

    • @goshdamn
      @goshdamn Před 2 lety +90

      Don't worry he is only possessed

    • @evilyn_neuro
      @evilyn_neuro Před 2 lety +103

      I KNOW MY JAW DROPPED WHEN HE DID THAT LMAO

    • @No.NotAgain
      @No.NotAgain Před 2 lety +53

      He freaking knows