Macka B X The Kiffness - Cucumba (Cucumber Rap) [Live Looping Remix]
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Lyrics:
Cucumba, Cucumba
Vitamins, minerals very high number
Silica, hair & nails get longer
Other vitamins make your bones dem stronger
Anti-wrinkle make you look younger
Cucumba, Cucumba
95% water, kidney cleanser, great hydrater
Detox, fibre, good regulator
Give your body good things, don’t be a traitor
Get the cucumba cut it in a slice
Put it in a jug of water overnight
You know what you get for a fraction of the price?
Energy drink full of electrolytes
Cucumba, Cucumba
Raw in salad is one of the use
Or, as a base for your vegetable juice
Another surprise, put a slice on your eyes
Take away the dryness revitalize
Oh yes! One thing I have left
Cucumba can also help with bad breath
Wash away the bacteria that cause the odour
Cucumba water instead of soda
Cucumba, Cucumba
Disclaimer:
The information contained in these topics is not intended nor implied to be a substitute for professional medical advice, it is provided for educational purposes only.
Always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified healthcare provider before starting any new treatment or discontinuing an existing treatment.
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100% cucumba 💃🥒
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Just do NOT take off “cu” and “ba”
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The Jamaican accent is so lyrical by itself. Every conversation sounds like a song.
Definitely one of my favourites:
1) nice song
2) the Jamaican man sings, dances and teaches humanity at the same time
3) funny mix with cats frightened by cucumbers
4) final tutorial on how to make the trumcumba.
What else can we ask for?!?.. XD
Cucumba
Thought the trumpet was a bong at first
@@mochimochi7669my stoned ass thought so too
Trumcumba 😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Well said bro ahahhaahahhaahahahahahah totally with you!
Is there a prize for the world's most positive vibe spreading musician? The Kiffness is one of the best candidates! Cheers, mate, and thanks for all your kiff work!
Agree 💯
Yea, lets not forget about Macka B though, talk about positivity.
@@JayJay-qu5oo ya, he's a coolcumba collaborator
There is no prize because there would be no contest! 😁
For sure! 🙌🏽🙏🏽🎶🕺🏽💃🏽🥒😎
Here’s a remix! 🪘 🇯🇲🇿🇦🇧🇷🇮🇷🇺🇸
czcams.com/video/3H2JEpEOR3M/video.html
I am a preschool music teacher, and these videos are the perfect calm down activities for the end of class. I work with first graders in the afternoons at an after school care program, and they BEG me to watch these. Our fave is One Pound Fish lol. The Kiffness is my favorite musical discovery this year, by far
We want you as education minister. You ROCK 😊
Okay best teacher of the year award right here
уважаю вашу профессию и сочувствую вам одновременно. Эт наверно проще иногда шахтёром руду вкалывать, добывать, чем молодняк воспитывать.
I was posting that this song needs to be taught to school children when I realized I should check the comments first as it seemed so obvious. I'm glad I did!. Props to you teach!
@@mountainmover777 Вы хороший человек! Но боюсь, не справлюсь, посиму пусть останусь простым слесарем, сантехником,сварщиком...)
The fact he played the coocoomba is amazing. This is the collaboration I’ve been needing 😂🎶🎵🎧
I think it's the best cucumber song ever. 👍
And we all know the competition is stiff.
Kiff has transcended the limits of music.
YES!!♥
He has become music.
♪♪♥
He transcend into the music of limits.
music didnt have any limits
Everytime I see a cucumber now, I will have that tune going around my head. Is there anything you can't make a song out of? Absolutely brilliant.
lol me too
Ill be eating them now .
Let it stay
then check out Macka B's channel, he raps about a lot of healthy fruits & vegetables :)
grate, but he can not make music with this :-) czcams.com/video/dzBsHW4ARCA/video.html
BOY! if they don't play this at my funeral i aint dyin.
This is my jam now. I needed this today. Kiffness, I dont know if you know your doing God's work. When I have a bad day I watch one of your videos and I am always uplifted. I have a medically dependent child who needs me and so it really matters... Love ya man
I swear....
You are the only one who understands how to use the internet.
Patrick: "Is cucumber an instrument?"
Squidward: "No, Patrick. Cucumber is not an instrument."
The Kiffness: "Hold my beer"
подержи пиво, ща сделаем;) У нас так же иногда под градусом бывает) только иногда через жопу\
🤣
„Is Cucumber with Mayonnaise an instrument?“
Mr. Crab: who steal my cucumber from crabby patty?!?!?! Aaarrrrgggghhhhhhh
take my upvote.
No he didn't just make an instrument out of the vegetable he was singing about!!!!!! This man can do everything!!!!❤❤❤😅
one thing i've learned about the jamaicans... they never fail to make good vibe music
How can one song be so uplifting, inspiring, relaxing and educational--all at the same time? Amazing!
It all comes down to one word: talent.
Download it and convert it to audio
Top stuff!
And... about cucumba, too! Ahah, congrats to The Kiffness and yes: pure talent here.
Because of cucumba
Never thought I'd be jamming out to a song about a cucumber while putting on make up for the day 🤣 thanks Kiff!
You don't need make-up, just cucumber
@@SuperG3cko 🤣 well that's what I ended up doing...I left the make up behind and danced out of the house with cucumber slices stuck to my cheeks
Kiffness you are a genius! We love your music! Your tunes are stuck in my mind day and night! You are going to triumph even further. Thank you for making us laugh and bringing so much fun into our lives. Clean fun! So lovely
The cat montage is just such a cherry on top of this brilliance.
Especially with every cat jump being in time.
👍🤣
The Cucumba on top of this brilliance*
Ruined the whole song. I was dancin'/vibin'/burnin' hella calories. Then froze at the record scratch moment. The rage UN-burned the calories AND took off an extra 50hp.
Heard of xxxx-blocked? Well I got vibe-deprived!
HARRRRRRRRUMPH!
The worst part? It'll probably still get stuck in my head.
All his remixes do. >_
@@qataripekarsky come back is time for a cucumba salad lol
If it’s one thing Kiffness proves, music comes from everything around us. All it takes is to find the right vibrations.
Yes, because what music really is, it's nature in the purest form.
And also it proves that all the bullshit mainstream "music" is nothing less than evil brainwashing and indoctrination.
Music is life, nature, fun, not nudity, porn, mediocrity like the media promotes.
This is an actual Macka b song though.
This video has everything: wicked beats, dietary advice, craft, cats...
This is the high point of the internet right here folks.
Thank God there are people like you in this world.🙏😂😂☺️
How awesome would it be to have a concert with all these artists! I’d pay a handsome price for that! ❤
Bro, for real. Proceeds to charity
Yes! Both!😂 Take my 💰 😂
Absolutely!
From animals to people to fruit, The Kiffness makes all things musical. It also helps when you have a cool Jamaican setting the groove...
🥒 Great hydration
Cucumba!
You know what you get for a fraction of the price? Energy Drink, Full of electrolites
Eat it in the mornin, eat it with spice, slice it down thinly it always tastes nice. Cucumber for ya drinks, cucumber for ya salad, mix it in a song and turn into a ballad. CUCUMBAAA
Cucumba !!
Btw I’m on my dads phone
@@Lily-Slytherin- but nobody asked (joke)
I was already a huge Macka B fan. Didn’t think it could get any better and now this collab with my other fave ❤🤯
This is excellent music.
I imagine it would be a good way to teach kids about eating healthy foods, one song per vegetable.
The winners need to surrender their grammy to this guy.
Keep spreading love kiffness ❤️❤️
No matter what medium, meme, instrument or sound you use, you make us ALL happy, Kiff! Thank you so much for the all too rare good and happy vibes!
RESPECT TO THIS MAN RASTA ON BEHALF OF THE JAMAICAN PEOPLE BLESSED LOVE MY BROTHER
Как послушал, уже третий день в голове КУКУМБА 🤣🤣🤣
1:13 hits different. Suddenly feel like I’m on holiday soaking in the sun on a white sandy beach 😂 🏖
I feel a cruise ship vibe myself 🛳 🚢
You are a very talented guy, not only write earworm tunes (still can't get that bloody rat song out of my head) but you put smiles on peoples faces, and that is a gift not many have.
The good girl, Veronica! :-D
I personally have been tormented by "Big Billy". Hilarious, but maddening!
@@ComfyDents Thats the one......
@@deborahsoule9698 We have a singer in the UK by the name of John Shuttlesworth (real name Graham Fellows) who has a song "Can't go back to savory now" another earworm song I just can't shift..this old rocker is starting to need therapy :)
If you're alone and you need a rat
Shocking twist- the Trumcumba is REAL
I’m 45 min into exploring this channel and I’ve created a YT playlist and downloaded his songs on Amazon music! 😂🤣🥰
Some of the best music I’ve heard in a long time!
Can you share the playlist ? want to listen while driving! (truck driver)
Epic! Greetings from Poland 🇵🇱🇵🇱!
Agreed. This IS the best Cucumba song ever made. Hands down.
I love the cucumber song. I saw this many years ago. ❤
I have forwarded his videos to so many people. I hope you have millions more followers and make millions from this for making so many of us happy with these videos
I’ve never been so happy to stumble across someone, as I am with the kiffness. You make me so happy!
"What did you do today?"
"I played some music."
"Oh yeah, what instrument do you play?"
"The cucumber."
"..."
😄😄
Lmao 🤣😂
🤣😂🤣🤣✨
Not cucumber - cucumba😁
😂😂😂
My daughter like 2much ^^ this kukumba song!!! thank you mi bredah!!! Ine luv! 😂😂❤❤
Unique. Thank you kiffness for your eccentric wonderful music!😂❤
If Russian-speaking audience loves you, you have what it takes haha
да! солёные огурцы и помидоры с водкой... вещь! а с утра рассол от этих солёных огурцов и помидоров и похмелья как не бывало. Знатный овощ!А Кифф молодец! У него есть некоторые, за душу берущие клипы. Побольше бы таких людей... Надеюсь правильно за русских ответил?)
А как иначе:)
@@user-to5xi2jc2c Нормально 👍😁
Точно
Это точно :>
Woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. A little dose of Kiffness and a cup of coffee got me right real quick. Good stuff,mate.
How did you stick to the under side of the bed?
@@jaygopinath1694 hard liquor and mushrooms can get a man in some awful strange predicaments. Or getting married...
Это шедевр! На работе вснх заразил этим треком за пару минут! 😁 CUCUMBA BEST OF THE BEST!
I made carrot flutes in my science of sound class today. The vegetable instruments are amazing!
Duuuude, we already lost the count for the hits you make. You really are a God of the Hits maker. Perfect. 💯🔥
Music, healthy advice funny cat videos and a tutorial for a brand new instrument...
That is The Kiffness!!
☝️😼
After listening to this, I'm now constantly telling myself "give your body good things, don't be a traitah." Great message!
I just love how gifted and diverse the kifness is
He even timed the saying of "cucumba" to the reactions of the cats in the video. Truly brilliant!
"CUCUMBA!"
That's all I need to remember. 😆
This is the best duet we didn't know we needed love It
Well, thanks to this song my son loves cucumba now. We dance to this song all day
Все, что ты делаешь - это настолько круто, что стоит послушать один любой трэк - становится весело и настроение улетает на HIGH LVL
Блин это одно из наилучших открытий в этом и предыдущем кашачий альбом уже скачал и щас все остальное ввиде музыки и видео, чтоб на речке с палатками чилить потом по полной, киффнесс это просто🤗🤗🤩🤩😺😺😼😾🙏🙏🙏🙏👏👏👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@Alex858006 Я капец на него подсела. Что ни видео - то позитив и в голове музыка еще долго играет =))
Go fight !!!
Мне повезло, я только сегодня открыл это музыкальное чудо.
И , да ....
Вы все правы на 100
Not only the CUCUMBA is a healthy choice but when it comes in Dave's hands, it can turn into a toot. You toot well Dave in your tunes. Also you make us learn another use of the CUCUMBA. It sounds fancy to call a cucumber. Macka B's performance is hypnotic.
😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏
Not only the CUCUMBA is a healthy choice,
in Dave's hands it gets it's own voice
You tought well Dave in your tunes
Also you can make us learn anotha use
It sounds fancy to call it a CUCUMBA
So Macka B's performance attracts viewers in a numba
Oh CUCUMBA
@@karevn Beautifully put all in this poetic expression. Enjoyed ! You are creative. Let us share with you and others with FUN Pets Canada's recreation (of visuals) The KIFFNESS & MACKA B, " Cucumba" here czcams.com/video/p5HtrcjvwU0/video.html
I am hypnotized by this medicine miracle.
Imma buy some cucumba every time I am at the store.
And I'm feeling every monday will be funday with Macka B's wisdom.
Makes me wonder what more other than toot we can make out of this wonderful cucumba.
(hope DJ K gets his patent)
🙏💚
How does he do it!? Not only is his music catchy, he's now doing it with homemade instruments that probably came from his fridge and kitchen spoon drawer.
this duo is a NOBEL!
You do a great job. I want to be like you when I am older -Ashton Wells.
Уже который раз ставлю лайк даже не послушав и после прослушивания не разу не пожалел
Пожалуйста, перестаньте голосовать за Путина. Мы любим вас всех! ☮
@@amedeomodigliani3497 Я не голосую за него!
@@amedeomodigliani3497 А вам что Путин жить мешает? )) Если любите всех значит и Путина тоже любите )
Нас рать на политику,слушаем кукумбу)))
@@amedeomodigliani3497 Take a cucumba and Put-in
Дружище, Киффнес! Спасибо тебе большое!
Такая простая, незамысловатая мелодия, но сколько в ней спокойного веселья, доброты и позитива!
Спасибо, друг!
I know what I'm doing tomorrow..buying a cucumba! Being entertained and educated at the same time by 2 gifted and talented people❤🎶👏
Kiff never ceases to amaze me - a trumbumba? YES!!!!!! I love this song; now I have to go buy some cucumbers. Really lovin' Macka B!
*Someone out there posting singing people and cats making noises”
The Kiffness: „Thats all I needed”
*Кифнес - феномен!!!!*
Согласен! Мегакрутой музыкант!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The trumcumba solo is my favorite part.
FANTASTIC MOST EXCELLENT RASTA!!! JA !!! BLESS ALL
Giving me that Jamaican Royksopp vibe we need to go into the weekend.
This may be your best remix to date. Got this on repeat, singing 'cucumba' out loud!
You are a genius, a music alchemist, you could turn pure shit into pure gold! That's insane!
Love what you do ❤
But could he salvage Taylor Swift?
@@shadowrose8907By singing about cucumba...yes 😂
Macka b is a worldwide reggae legend it’s already pure gold without it. He just put a simple beat underneath don’t you see it?
@@jeangold8789 actually I wanted to put this comment under the previous video wich was made with a cat...
I noticed it was the wrong video, but thought anyway the comment was still valid, though it' true, this one is not made out of nothing.
And also, I didnt mean to say Macka b was shit
Die Welt ist ein wunderbarer Ort. Danke, dass du uns mit deiner Musik daran erinnerst, dass es an uns liegt, ob wir unsere Mitmenschen als ein Geschenk erkennen! 🙌
Блин, он играет на котах, мышах, огурцах,... !!!!
Спасибо за позитив как всегда
На собаках и людях)))
Не забывайте о крыске))) Он и на ней играет))
@@user-oy4yz7vw5d там была ещё рыба за фунт)))
Что ни возьми - пацан гениален..
а где можно посмотреть как он играет на мышах? он им тоже лейку куда-то засовывает? xD
@@viktorvasylyshyn7757 зайдите на канал kniffess. Там.. Все там))
Не агитирую, просто круто)
и да мышь и крыска разное, но смысл один)) Вероника гармоника
😅 супер! 👍🏻 Слушаем всей семьей песни за ужином, у каждого своя любимая 😅 Спасибо!
посмотрите и мой)
У меня кошки любят слушать песню про влажного Билли
I'm pretty surprised by how good a plain ol' Trumcumba™ sounds! 😆 Nothing takes the edge off like your remixes, Kiff.
That cucumber is seriously great! ❤
This song? Total and complete brilliance. The video allowing us to see these two amazing musicians in action? Total and complete brilliance. Adding in the cats reactions? Phenomenally hilarious!!! I have not laughed so hard since I don't know when!! And I'm a cat LOVER. OH. MY. GOD. Thanks, Kiff 💜 Gets me every time I watch.
And again, another masterpiece. ❤️
You're as awesome as that cucumba!!!❤😊❤😊 love this!
Gone are the days when I just walk past cucumbers in the store without a second thought😂
After some days with "I left my home" playing inside my head, now I got CUCUMBA. Thanks Kiff.
My friend you are a musical entertainment genius and you deserve every success that is coming to you in the near future.
I remember this guy!!! He got me started on bitters year ago! He's got a whole series, I highly recommend it.
That cucumber horn 😂. This is fun, good music, and educational. Need more content
Огуречный РЭП - это огонь! :)
Лучшая ода огурцам за всю историю человечества.🤗
Holy moly, this is amazing. I already loved the Cucumber song by Macka B, now your version is something I would legit put on my playlist. Magic.
i love this! health message, happy and memorable vibe 😎✨👌🏽
Now that's what I call vibing
This man out here just deadass used a cucumber as a musical instrument. What a legend!
ООООоооооо ДДДааааа, Огуречный Регги - то чего как раз не хватало!!!! СУПЕР
Скорее Огуречный Рэп
с котиками лучше было
кукумба!
@@aleksandr.v100
Котики присутствуют в качестве гимнастов-акробатов! 💗🥒🐈🥰
Ребзя, у меня телефон сам стал перевод иностранных комментаторов предлагать!
Офигеть, теперь можно всем со всеми переписываться!
Спасибо Гугл!
Now I want to learn how to play Trucumba🤭🤗
Adorable! Sending LOVE and POSITIVITY from Russia.🎉🎉🎉
This song is so refreshing to listen to, it instantly revitalised my soul 😃
Лучшая реклама огурцов, я считаю :D
This man is amazing we get all these remixes without paying anything!!! these are amzaingggg
I never thought cucumbers could be so musical !!
Кифф продолжает радовать крутым музоном! Я отдельным альбомом эти песни слушаю 😎
Кукумба 🎺🎺🎺
Энджойкин на пенсии, так хоть Кифф спасает. Кукумба- огурец! Лол!
@@kOlesy4 100%😁
Кукумба рулит, Кифф большой молодец))) тоже которемиксы на прослушке постоянно 🙂👍
Русских много круто
Есть полный перевод?)
Excelente!
very excelente
super Excelente
pica
Delitzeuse!
This is a total masterpiece
Macka B is awsome, all about dem plant foods 💚
is dat you rasta mouse? where you a been?