BASIC Training (Week 1) 1966 VS 1996 VS 2016

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  • @user-hb6tg5ze5u
    @user-hb6tg5ze5u Před 5 lety +17497

    Respect this sergeant, he is on service more than 50 years!

  • @Jerz
    @Jerz Před 7 lety +4378

    "I'm fresh off a mother fuckers ass and I'm getting home sick"
    LMFAO!

  • @crazy_pages
    @crazy_pages Před 4 lety +10641

    I’m 20-year retiree, I clicked this video believing it was a real look at the evolution of Basic Training.
    To my surprise, it was.

  • @JLindenwood
    @JLindenwood Před 3 lety +1693

    "I'm fresh off a muthf***'s ass and I'm getting home sick" is among the best threats I've ever heard in my life.

    • @1stNumberOne
      @1stNumberOne Před 3 lety +16

      Had me dying!!!

    • @spencer6874
      @spencer6874 Před 3 lety +6

      what does it mean

    • @diegoledezma4045
      @diegoledezma4045 Před 3 lety +8

      @@spencer6874 I have no idea but it’s hilarious

    • @LongWarVet
      @LongWarVet Před 3 lety +19

      @@spencer6874 It means he just got done tearing another dude up, and he is ready to do it again.

    • @isaacavrilien5159
      @isaacavrilien5159 Před 3 lety +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thelastlighter-9059
    @thelastlighter-9059 Před 6 lety +15933

    "Im fresh off from a muthafuckas ass and im gettin home sick" 😂😂😂😂

  • @MarkArandjus
    @MarkArandjus Před 5 lety +8408

    "They know me in the streets. St Louis."
    "They know me in the streets too. Baghdad!"

    • @jonathanw1019
      @jonathanw1019 Před 5 lety +303

      East St louis is scarier.

    • @Andromediens
      @Andromediens Před 5 lety +80

      @@jonathanw1019 LOL

    • @mikecheeze4312
      @mikecheeze4312 Před 5 lety +294

      @@jonathanw1019 must have never been to Baghdad...

    • @yeet4924
      @yeet4924 Před 5 lety +131

      Baghdad ass up and gimme 25!!!!!

    • @jonathanw1019
      @jonathanw1019 Před 5 lety +10

      @@18wheels1966 What? Is the '1966' a reference to the year you were born?

  • @bentstrider
    @bentstrider Před 5 lety +3386

    Love how the '66 recruit just keeps a low, easy-going tone while getting torn into.

    • @matthewarnold4557
      @matthewarnold4557 Před 4 lety +532

      He was a black man from Mississippi in the 60's, that his comfort zone.

    • @el_wazon7
      @el_wazon7 Před 4 lety +209

      It’s because the old generation weren’t little crybaby bitches like the new generation that cries about any little thing.

    • @tonyortega6589
      @tonyortega6589 Před 4 lety +227

      @@el_wazon7 okay boomer

    • @karencurtis7278
      @karencurtis7278 Před 4 lety +83

      @Tony Nothing wrong with being a baby boomer. If that person served in Vietnam Nam or any that did, they paid dearly whether they made it home or not.

    • @toad3222
      @toad3222 Před 4 lety +44

      @@karencurtis7278 bruh it's a joke

  • @WhiteSuperMemeist
    @WhiteSuperMemeist Před 4 lety +7269

    I went to basic in 2019 and my DS told us he would kill us, go to McDonald's, get a happy meal, play with the little toy, and sleep like a baby.

    • @l.c.7445
      @l.c.7445 Před 4 lety +740

      This is the type of shit that keeps the warpsycho in me alive. Thanks for sharing it, man

    • @WhiteSuperMemeist
      @WhiteSuperMemeist Před 4 lety +282

      @@enginepy We all thought it was funny lmfao

    • @enginepy
      @enginepy Před 4 lety +210

      @@WhiteSuperMemeist good, looks like some of the younger folks still are down-to-earth. So many are such snowflakes these days,makes me happy that some like you aren't.

    • @WhiteSuperMemeist
      @WhiteSuperMemeist Před 4 lety +81

      @@enginepy I haven't met anyone in the army who is so far.

    • @WhiteSuperMemeist
      @WhiteSuperMemeist Před 4 lety +94

      @@marlonbrando5794 We got them for like 5 minutes every 3 weeks to call home and let them know how things are. It wasn't different than allowing access to pay phones during the old days.

  • @FiftyJuan
    @FiftyJuan Před 5 lety +4773

    I like how Sergeant never aged, always looked good in a whole 50 years. He in shape bois

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 Před 5 lety +67

      That's probably how it is in real life

    • @Wren4123
      @Wren4123 Před 5 lety +111

      Black don't crack

    • @DJChrisArgueta
      @DJChrisArgueta Před 5 lety +13

      MrWilsonxD that made me laugh

    • @doug4036
      @doug4036 Před 5 lety +8

      He’s like the Skilcraft pen; pure mil-spec, never changes 👍🏼

    • @donaldcoppler
      @donaldcoppler Před 5 lety +3

      @brett linthicum don't say shit like that

  • @bucwild3158
    @bucwild3158 Před 5 lety +3168

    “Can I get a hug Drill Sarge?”
    Only thing you’ll gonna hug is this land scape!!😂😂😂

    • @moneymovesmotorsports5888
      @moneymovesmotorsports5888 Před 5 lety +42

      NOW PUSH, PUSSSSHHHH!!!!!!

    • @Saul_goodman6903
      @Saul_goodman6903 Před 5 lety +3

      Imagine being the worst team in the nfc south

    • @TheKEITHD07
      @TheKEITHD07 Před 5 lety

      @@Saul_goodman6903 you might wanna rephrase that if your team doesn't have a Lombardi trophy.

    • @Saul_goodman6903
      @Saul_goodman6903 Před 5 lety

      SuperKeith 007 I’m a saints fan we have a ring try again

    • @AMC10803
      @AMC10803 Před 5 lety

      XxRodellxX who lost against my cowboys

  • @daveharris5914
    @daveharris5914 Před 4 lety +2194

    1966: forest gump
    1996: ja rule
    2016: lil pimp

  • @deondrepolk4502
    @deondrepolk4502 Před 4 lety +2477

    2030 cadets: its my army now!! Now you drop and give me 50!
    Drill sargent: Yes cadet!

    • @ThatGingerGuy51
      @ThatGingerGuy51 Před 4 lety +24

      *sergeant

    • @teenxopiumrickowens
      @teenxopiumrickowens Před 4 lety +16

      @@ThatGingerGuy51 It's pronounced "Sarge" or "Sargent" in the Army. Sergeant is just a rank.

    • @ThatGingerGuy51
      @ThatGingerGuy51 Před 4 lety +15

      Winstxnn I know how it’s pronounced. I used to be a sergeant in the Canadian forces. We still spell it the proper way though

    • @wbin2957
      @wbin2957 Před 4 lety +17

      Winstxnn Call any put together NCO “Sarge” and see what happens. Yikes.

    • @JC-rp6sp
      @JC-rp6sp Před 4 lety +3

      Lmao cadets

  • @theghettoreviewer5917
    @theghettoreviewer5917 Před 5 lety +1561

    “Can I hug you?”
    “Hug me? The only thing you can hug is this landscape!! Now push!!!”😂😂

  • @concongaming
    @concongaming Před 5 lety +2223

    “You just broke my arm”
    *sergeant dies*

    • @ronanbudiyono2117
      @ronanbudiyono2117 Před 4 lety +30

      SHARP.....I ONLY WANNA RUN ONCE A WEEK 😂😂😂😂

  • @coraymarugg5950
    @coraymarugg5950 Před 5 lety +13762

    Tough times make tough people. Tough people make easy times. Easy times make weak people. Weak people make tough times.
    We are just cycling through

    • @onlineidssuck
      @onlineidssuck Před 5 lety +582

      Damn bro that has some truth to it

    • @bigsmoke7759
      @bigsmoke7759 Před 5 lety +336

      Coray Marugg Tough times are ahead

    • @Daddyvader7
      @Daddyvader7 Před 5 lety +249

      This is true. What is also true is that this is obviously an over exaggeration. I believe truly and fully that tough or easy times. The tough ones will always show. The real ones will always come ready. The easy times do create weak people. But they also create amazing things as well. It’s the easy times where people are tested to be better. Technology advances, science furthers, great minds of art and archeology come through. The easy times we are able to do a lot more. But also sadly a lot of society becomes weak minded

    • @ChuckJacksontampaphotographer
      @ChuckJacksontampaphotographer Před 5 lety +235

      "Peace has cost you your strength. Victory has defeated you..." (Bane, _The Dark Knight Rises_ - circa 2012)

    • @dogemaster4228
      @dogemaster4228 Před 5 lety +24

      r/fellowkids

  • @Thiccjimbobway
    @Thiccjimbobway Před 3 lety +637

    Imagine soldiers in the 3500 BC being like “these dudes weak as shit, back in my day we’d get 1 cut and die”

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 Před 3 lety +57

      @The Jimbobway B.C. Soldier: In my unit we got one sword. One slingshot and one rock. We had to share the rock.

    • @ichiban_co.
      @ichiban_co. Před 3 lety +11

      @@stevengreen9536 hmmm that sounds familiar lol

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 Před 3 lety +9

      @@ichiban_co. It is a line from that sergeant in Halo. Either Halo 2 or Halo 3 i can't remember.

    • @Jarebearrr
      @Jarebearrr Před 3 lety +6

      @@stevengreen9536 lol it was Sgt. Johnson in Halo 2

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Jarebearrr Yes thank you. Been years since i played that game. Memory starts getting fuzzy. :/

  • @77thNYSV
    @77thNYSV Před 8 lety +5662

    I remember getting ice cream in basic.
    And then they made me throw it up afterwards.

    • @jaygonztx
      @jaygonztx Před 8 lety +615

      In Marine Corps Boot Camp over at MCRD San Diego, our platoon came in last for Initial Drill out of the entire company. Our Drill Instructors were livid, however when they took us to afternoon chow, they made everyone get ice cream. Our SDI said "Everyone better be filling your cups with icecream..." - I've never been more scared to get an ass-whooping in my entire life. It was all about psychology.

    • @michaellocke7861
      @michaellocke7861 Před 8 lety +425

      i remember one guy ate ice cream in basic and we all had to work it off for him

    • @lordlurk7968
      @lordlurk7968 Před 8 lety +145

      My platoon during Basic was lucky enough to make our Drill Sergeants not wan't to grind us into dust after our P.T. tests halfway through, and allowed anyone in the platoon to eat ice-cream for one meal, albeit one SMALL scooping they did themselves from the soft serving machine.
      The other platoon's Drill Sergeants freaked the fuck out and did a witch hunt in our platoon to find out who actually ate any of the ice-cream. There's always the one snitch so the 4 of us, including myself, who actually did eat it (It tasted very bland and watery but it was very cold and felt great eating at the end of a hot day), and they wrote all of our names down.
      P.S. Nothing happened, our 1st Sergeant found it an acceptable reward for improvement. Our platoon was mostly women so most of the scores were pretty bad at the start, but they made a really quick turn around in my opinion.

    • @MezaJ-ud2qr
      @MezaJ-ud2qr Před 8 lety

      dumbass

    • @yellfont8791
      @yellfont8791 Před 8 lety +112

      i remeber kid failed his P.T. Test called hisself getting cake in the chow hall. ALL OUR ASSES GOT SMOKED. Ft. Lost in the woods.

  • @sayhoman
    @sayhoman Před 5 lety +2624

    2026: instead of push up, recruits gets a “time out”

  • @manuelgchapajr4472
    @manuelgchapajr4472 Před 5 lety +3379

    I joined the Army in 1973 and retired in 2001 Not the same Army when I left!!!

    • @61dodgelancer
      @61dodgelancer Před 5 lety +184

      Manuel, how did the Army change from 1973 - 2001? I'm interested in what you experienced. I joined the Air Force in 1965 and got out in 1969.

    • @roberthoyer3835
      @roberthoyer3835 Před 5 lety +168

      Fewer drugs when you got out?

    • @crunch9876
      @crunch9876 Před 5 lety +26

      How did it change?

    • @The_Saxon_of_Riverstone
      @The_Saxon_of_Riverstone Před 5 lety +7

      Totally agree!

    • @1zbossz
      @1zbossz Před 5 lety +80

      I was going to make a joke but then since you were actually in it and felt the difference I decided to delve into thought and figure out why you might feel that way, here are my thoughts.
      Im thinking, that its because two generations before you were born the people from that time fought through WW1 and might've fought again at WW2 and have lived through the Korean War, many who have lived through all those were probably still alive at the time of your enlistment. The generation before you have fought in WW2 + Korea, and probably had there fathers fight through the First and Second. you were probably really young when WW2 happened or didn't exist, but the higher ups and personnel did some who hand fought at WW2 and maybe both. On top of that they had also witnessed the power of nukes first hand.
      The country had just endured two back to back wars that has left nothing but devastation and death of over *100 Million people !* countless countries were destroyed, cities were literally wiped of the map. The personnel from your your generation have lived through insane times. Then Korea and straight after. Now Vietnam, is when you enlisted, is happening and on top of that you're having a different country is threatening to literally wipe yours of the map (the Cold War). Nukes were only recently used and everyone is on edge and nobody was going to be afraid of using them. Shit was *extremely* serious back then.
      Now at the time of your retirement most countries have developed nukes and that has removed its threat because no one would dare to use them, using them would cause your own country to be wiped out because they got some too. The imminent threat has disappeared, the threat of great wars has disappeared. Things aren't as immediate and fast anymore, also the generation that was left at the time of your retirement have only experienced Vietnam. Yet, I wouldn't underestimate an army that is still at conflict, this video is an extreme exaggeration, because in the end experience trumps everything and those have experienced it wouldn't let shit like that slide.
      Damn, I wrote an essay, I'm not even American lol.

  • @bobhanson1037
    @bobhanson1037 Před 4 lety +832

    "I'm from the streets". I've seen that said before. Black lcpl to a black master sgt. Ended well.

  • @laurentiucosmindumbravicea7394

    "The only thing you're going to hug is this fucking landscape! NOW PUSH! PUSH" XD

  • @hell5565
    @hell5565 Před 5 lety +3584

    went to basic in 2018 and can confirm stress cards are not real, drill sergeants didn’t care for anyone’s feelings, ran us into the dirt the whole time.

    • @PIKL_Creep
      @PIKL_Creep Před 5 lety +496

      Oh thank God. I was worried because I heard people saying stuff like that and I was afraid the military was going to become a bunch of snowflake pussies.

    • @erinkennedy8017
      @erinkennedy8017 Před 5 lety +212

      Same I went in 2017 we were lucky if drill even mentioned us getting to use are phones, we were less than dirt until we finished our last ruck lol

    • @CoryBlissitte
      @CoryBlissitte Před 5 lety +204

      That stress card thing is so played out. I heard that bullshit back in 98 when I was in Basic. And then of course we heard about "Candyland" where they don't get smoked, and they get the whole day Sunday off, and So-And-So unit has it so much easier and crap. They go to great lengths to craft a unified training environment (for the Infantry) so that everyone has a fairly shared experience. Stress card BS is just a fairy tale that Privates tell each other to make themselves feel better because they are surviving the "tough" Basic when in reality Basic is not all that tough (strenuous perhaps, but not that tough).

    • @dellstudio10
      @dellstudio10 Před 5 lety +63

      Whew, that's the best news I've heard in a long time. I can now sleep peacefully at night.

    • @joshuaspencer1346
      @joshuaspencer1346 Před 5 lety +9

      Good.

  • @darrenbay5059
    @darrenbay5059 Před 4 lety +2257

    "Your eyes said im the n word" 🤣🤣

    • @ahadkirk1928
      @ahadkirk1928 Před 4 lety +34

      drill Sgt gets heart attack

    • @RealShrigmaMale
      @RealShrigmaMale Před 4 lety +28

      “My army now.”

    • @Redmenace96
      @Redmenace96 Před 4 lety +36

      HS teacher here. I had a meeting with a parent and principal present because a student said I, 'looked at her funny'.
      Not sexual, just 'funny'. Quit the school at the end of the year. Principal was an idiot.

    • @jdc6142
      @jdc6142 Před 4 lety +16

      Redmenace96 im sorry for what the world has become on behalf of the teenage generation

    • @OutdoorHunter360
      @OutdoorHunter360 Před 4 lety +4

      LIBERALISM!!!

  • @natethegreat1999
    @natethegreat1999 Před 4 lety +196

    Graduated in 2018 from Sill. Kid in my platoon figured out a family member died so since our DS was on CQ that night he brought the trainee in and talked him through it for about half an and made sure he’d stay focused on training. He sent him up to his barracks and an hour later the DS came up and smoked the whole bay for existing. I think we’ll be alright.

    • @gregoryestep6713
      @gregoryestep6713 Před rokem +10

      That sound like a drill sergeant Ford or Gonzalez D1/40th 13th field artillery

    • @punteroism
      @punteroism Před 8 měsíci

      Thank you this is reassuring.

    • @djfreem6881
      @djfreem6881 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Fort Sill!!

  • @skullcandy3935
    @skullcandy3935 Před 5 lety +351

    1st one : drill from hell
    2nd one: drill from helllll
    3rd one: how every recruiter says basic will be

    • @tshred666
      @tshred666 Před 5 lety +10

      To quote Tyler the creator “sooo, that was a fucking lie.” I had basic in Great Lakes, Illinois back in 2014, and all my recruiters said they were gentle in boot camp. Far from the truth. But shit it was still easy even if it sucked ass. What really sucked ass was the fleet

    • @amityexe8326
      @amityexe8326 Před 5 lety +1

      Eh just remember what the draft man said

    • @kokujin._8480
      @kokujin._8480 Před 5 lety +1

      I ship out in july and my basic is in great lakes

  • @htvlogs80
    @htvlogs80 Před 4 lety +1505

    “I want a stress card, LAMINATED!” 😂🤣

    • @matthiasthulman4058
      @matthiasthulman4058 Před 4 lety +10

      What is a stress card?

    • @htvlogs80
      @htvlogs80 Před 4 lety +33

      Matthias Thulman A free pass from being yelled at by the DSGT.

    • @matthiasthulman4058
      @matthiasthulman4058 Před 4 lety +50

      @@htvlogs80 wow... I thought things were getting too lenient in 2008, but that is incredible.
      I saw a black female private have a full meltdown and call the Drill a N word, she was telling them to shut the F up and all that. They just told her to calm down and let her go sit down for the rest of the day.
      She still graduated.
      That stress card thing is crazy though

    • @wtf1231122
      @wtf1231122 Před 4 lety +1

      @@matthiasthulman4058 I went through in 09 and I never saw one, but I heard it was for the POGs, like IT and Supply

    • @matthiasthulman4058
      @matthiasthulman4058 Před 4 lety +15

      @@wtf1231122 between the stress card and the Sharp training, I think the military is getting just a bit too soft

  • @trainknut
    @trainknut Před 6 lety +7354

    1944 - Fought the Germans
    1952 - Fought the Koreans
    1968 - Fought the Vietnamese
    1998 - Fought the Iraqis
    2008 - Fought the Afghans
    2018 - Fought the urge not to cry

    • @kajamatousek247
      @kajamatousek247 Před 6 lety +468

      Since when does urge not to cry have any oil so we have to fight it

    • @rc8698
      @rc8698 Před 6 lety +70

      your tears of misery power me through my day......now start pushing soldier until i get tired.....soldier: But your not doing anything. SNCO: Exactly! Now PUSH.

    • @thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529
      @thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529 Před 6 lety +37

      you forgot Italy, UK, Spain, Mexico, Phillipines, and the USA

    • @Rainwen1die
      @Rainwen1die Před 6 lety +16

      @@thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529 Those were a long time ago man(UK, Mexico, civil war, and Spain) idk about the Philippines and Italy

    • @thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529
      @thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529 Před 6 lety +19

      @@Rainwen1die I just included every war, and the Phillipines is what started the Spanish American war. Italy was at war with the US during ww2 because it was part of the axis powers

  • @tylerchatman67
    @tylerchatman67 Před 4 lety +286

    My Grandpa went in in 1966, Got out precisely in 1996 retired sergeant major. That's For your service, Pops

  • @tvela595
    @tvela595 Před 6 lety +1087

    YOU CAN HUG THIS LANDSCAPE. PUSH!

  • @jacknakash2677
    @jacknakash2677 Před 7 lety +2164

    The 2017 Private didn't ask when/why he hasn't been "promoted" already. Lol

    • @jacknakash2677
      @jacknakash2677 Před 7 lety +5

      +Bel Marduk Okay he/she then. Happy?!

    • @jacknakash2677
      @jacknakash2677 Před 7 lety +1

      +Bel Marduk Ha! Ha! Yeah....no! Yawn.

    • @BLaymon060
      @BLaymon060 Před 6 lety +1

      Which latrine do I use DS

    • @jacknakash2677
      @jacknakash2677 Před 6 lety

      +Brandon “Super Patriotic Fan” Laymon Ha! Ha! It's latrine tho. Lol

    • @BLaymon060
      @BLaymon060 Před 6 lety

      Jack Nakash haha I changed it I've been out for a bit

  • @Brikzilla
    @Brikzilla Před 5 lety +3343

    This how marines view the other branches bootcamp

    • @xtremeruler69
      @xtremeruler69 Před 5 lety +41

      Got that right

    • @kevin8383
      @kevin8383 Před 5 lety +381

      And all the branches view the marines as window licking, crayon eating retards. So it’s about even I guess.

    • @javcar24
      @javcar24 Před 5 lety +540

      @@kevin8383 STFU, you talk all this shit because you've never had the 36 crayon pack. It is mind changing.

    • @corbinh6972
      @corbinh6972 Před 5 lety +22

      Kevin Vickery lol go say that to a raider

    • @kingbeast777
      @kingbeast777 Před 5 lety +61

      My dad's an Army vet, I'm told to respect All military personnel even though they act tough and some are douchebags. For the ones who served in this comment thread I thank You for your service, Not for your attitude You cough out towards people. Respect is earned when respect Is given because you served and I salute you, I came across a marine Who Told ME off By saying if they served Because he was wearing a Shirt In support of marines, he said OF COURSE he served went on to call me a F**king Faggot was very rude towards me and got up in my face. Anywho how would I know if he's in the Marines or not? maybe he's wearing that Shirt for a family member who's serving his Or her country I did not know, people do that you Know. All I got was a freaking disrespectful Marine who bad mouthed me while people watched on in disbelief, I even walked up to him and still thanked him for his service and said have a good day, even though I was about to lose it And Would Have broke My fist over his head but I kept my cool under pressure. I'm sure he was just stressed so I brushed it off. But To all Who served I thank you for your service and Even if someone calls me weak or Stupid for posting this comment I will say Lighten up No harm done here just my experience and Don't Mistake Kindness For weakness. Much love keep the peace here, My dad that took part in operation Paul Bunyan And also Served his country is still alive today But with a colostomy bag On his stomach He's about to get surgery on July 1st to remove it he had Myasthenia Gravis that went through his system and Ate at his intestine and muscles all because Back then in the army he was exposed to mustard Gas from training. He told me son I seen some Crazy stuff in my life seen many of my friends pass away and Seen military buddies go away I've seen so much that it will make your head spin He had marine friends that made fun of him but He did not shy away from making fun of them too. At the end of the day He said We all Served our country Greatly and We all Bleed red on the inside He sees no other military branches He sees Friends, Buddies And tough soldiers I said Dad as I hugged him That was Great and I thank you for you service, as I embraced him. He's a fighter And I thank God I have him, and thank God I'm a Army brat that was Taught right.

  • @brandoncutler09
    @brandoncutler09 Před 4 lety +4371

    1966 - We have something to fight for.
    1996 - Attitudes need adjustments.
    2016 - This country is boned.

    • @32biit
      @32biit Před 4 lety +90

      Lmao we had nothing to fight for in the 60s

    • @ThePatrick42044
      @ThePatrick42044 Před 4 lety +18

      HOOAH!...
      Solace ... There's damn sure NOTHING to fight for now. Even Less than the 60s. This world is FULL crappy people now. I'd love to knock the hell right out of most the population to wake them up! With some, it might take a 2x4 or hammer... Lol

    • @paulprimus1666
      @paulprimus1666 Před 4 lety +17

      @@Choppingwood83 You will be handing Russia China and Iran the victory on a golden platter. The system is flawed but change is inevitable a day will come when the current world order is nothing but dust.

    • @32biit
      @32biit Před 4 lety

      B. J. Good one dumbass. Read up on history (if your comprehension is that good.)

    • @DOPEdwarf
      @DOPEdwarf Před 4 lety +36

      Vietnam="have something to fight for" lmao

  • @williammcguinn807
    @williammcguinn807 Před 7 lety +137

    When he slapped that cigarette out of his hand in 1996, I lost it LMAO

  • @jayblackburn3553
    @jayblackburn3553 Před 7 lety +393

    "I'm fresh off a mother f*ckers ass, now what are you gonna do?" 😂

    • @justintovar8390
      @justintovar8390 Před 7 lety +45

      Jay Blackburn and I'm feeling home sick😂😂😂

    • @brentkirkland3597
      @brentkirkland3597 Před 7 lety +8

      Jay Blackburn c'mon 1 push up you're not raping a turtle.

    • @Kai-r6h
      @Kai-r6h Před 4 měsíci

      That is literally not even close to what he said. You and 394 people are absolute smoothbrainss

  • @ifyoudontlikeamericayoucan9040

    It’s all fun and games until a war kicks off

    • @jay01kc76
      @jay01kc76 Před 5 lety +48

      Leftist ways bring a down fall

    • @benjatambour3153
      @benjatambour3153 Před 5 lety +23

      The amount of nuclear-weapons countries have access to nowadays are much greater than before, greater than the amount during the Cold War. Therefore I’m unsure if infantry combat will be such a threat, more of like the actual threatening between countries.

    • @CreativeZachGaminglebestvids
      @CreativeZachGaminglebestvids Před 5 lety +37

      Big B the enemies wouldn’t jump to nukes, because of mutually assured destruction

    • @NL-tq1yr
      @NL-tq1yr Před 5 lety +2

      Last time I checked you were losing since 1954

    • @benjatambour3153
      @benjatambour3153 Před 5 lety

      Creative_Zach Gaming unsure

  • @mason6250
    @mason6250 Před 4 lety +789

    1966: The recruit fears the Drill Sgt
    2016: The Drill Sgt fears the recruit

    • @grahamtroy9381
      @grahamtroy9381 Před 4 lety +25

      The 1966 guy didn’t even react. 1996 guy feared the Drill Sgt.

    • @dogperson432
      @dogperson432 Před 3 lety +2

      whoa it's like you watched the video and derived out what it was telling us amazin

    • @qbanz00
      @qbanz00 Před 3 lety +2

      Obviously

    • @josephgaray6933
      @josephgaray6933 Před 3 lety +3

      The recruits have more power than the drills today. If all of then fill out a complain the drill is done for.

    • @ncleasure94
      @ncleasure94 Před 3 lety +1

      It's not fear it is a matter of respect, discipline and restraint. Qualities that are absent today.

  • @josephdykes1820
    @josephdykes1820 Před 6 lety +807

    1984: you're gonna do push-ups till I get tired (they never get tired). You can have as much as you want to eat, but you only have 5 minutes. Now eat!!!!!! Use the big spoon!!!! Chew it now, swallow it later!!!!! Just a few memories from old tank Hill in Fort Jackson SC

    • @EverydayKitten
      @EverydayKitten Před 6 lety +3

      when i smoke the kids for being ugly to one another, i say that same thing... "yall are gonna be pushing til I get tired!" hahaha

    • @coleman3585
      @coleman3585 Před 6 lety +2

      Kitten Pop no

    • @camerondupriest7007
      @camerondupriest7007 Před 6 lety +6

      got out of basic a few months ago and it’s still the same way hahah

    • @EverydayKitten
      @EverydayKitten Před 6 lety +2

      good to know! haha!

    • @binkl2844
      @binkl2844 Před 6 lety +1

      Joseph Dykes that's how it was for me a few weeks ago, now I'm in ait

  • @wcharliewilson7004
    @wcharliewilson7004 Před 5 lety +1514

    Prvt: "Yes sir..."
    Sgt: "Yes sir? that's SERGEANT... PRIVATE! Don't you ever call me sir again.. I WORK FOR A LIVIN'"
    I was there, Ft. Ord, 1973

    • @myron162
      @myron162 Před 5 lety +23

      I heard the same thing in 1981.

    • @jerryhutcheson3468
      @jerryhutcheson3468 Před 5 lety +9

      Dad was a marine in the 80's and we was just telling me of this yesterday.

    • @Username-117
      @Username-117 Před 5 lety +9

      That’s funny cause my dad said the same thing to a couple of privates walking on the grass when they weren’t supposed to be

    • @Cowboycomando54
      @Cowboycomando54 Před 5 lety +14

      I once called my Chief, E7, Captain, O6, at RTC. Told me he had never been promoted by a recruit before. Also, "petty chief? Oh I will show you a petty chief! HYDRATE!" was a common one.

    • @warbunny13203
      @warbunny13203 Před 5 lety +5

      @@Cowboycomando54 that's nothing, i promoted a lt and demoted a capt....witnessed by a ssgt🤣🤣😞😞😞😞🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

  • @jjwhite6860
    @jjwhite6860 Před 7 lety +507

    In basic training I was nicknamed Matilda. One day I was offered a piece of cake, I wanted to take the cake. I did not take the cake as I knew of the consequences that would most certainly follow. Because I refused the cake it was now disrespectful to the fucking prick DS who had offered it. I chose and ate this cake as it were my last meal as this was a no go situation. The entire platoon watched me eat this piece which turned into a full cake. Thus leading to skull drags in the barracks until I shit myself. I haven't eaten cake in 7 years.

    • @snowleopard8986
      @snowleopard8986 Před 7 lety +1

      JJ White lol

    • @nicholas19karr
      @nicholas19karr Před 7 lety +3

      Lol

    • @masiyh
      @masiyh Před 7 lety +38

      LMFAO I guarantee that's a true story...

    • @dougtaylor9386
      @dougtaylor9386 Před 7 lety +39

      And they called you Matilda for that lmao that’s the funniest shit I heard this week

    • @lvwrx
      @lvwrx Před rokem +1

      Brucy would be more fitting

  • @Tbirdtbirdy
    @Tbirdtbirdy Před 4 lety +639

    Old push-ups: “chest to the ground disqualifies”
    New push-ups: “put your chest down each time”

    • @MrSpartanspud
      @MrSpartanspud Před 4 lety +56

      Your chest is supposed to touch the ground when you do a push up. Thing is that doesn't mean your body should disengage. If you're not touching your chest to the ground. You're doing it wrong.

    • @kingofdeath9012
      @kingofdeath9012 Před 4 lety +22

      Future pushups: CHEST TOUCHES THE GROUND EVERY TIME AND YOU CLAP TWICE IN EACH PUSHUP

    • @CloudWind0643
      @CloudWind0643 Před 4 lety +6

      MrSpartanspud it’s weird that so many people weren’t taught how to do real pushups

    • @marcelw6440
      @marcelw6440 Před 4 lety +22

      The only real standards for push-ups in the Army is that the your body remains straight and the upper portion of your arm is bent until at least level with the ground. Whether your chest touches the ground or not when this happens doesn't matter.

    • @DJ_TRON
      @DJ_TRON Před 4 lety +12

      @@MrSpartanspud
      One of the dumbest comments on here. Your chest should NEVER touch the ground with the old pushups. It's crystal clear in the regulation that you must BREAK THE PLANE. Once your elbows are parallel to the ground, you are done....period. All these clowns who used to tell people that they were suppose to touch their chest to the ground are morons who lack common reading fundamentals.

  • @aaronnelson7702
    @aaronnelson7702 Před 7 lety +5126

    Laminated stress card.. Lol

    • @mrpumperknuckles1631
      @mrpumperknuckles1631 Před 7 lety +32

      Aaron Nelson wtf is a stress card?

    • @AbiiSlays
      @AbiiSlays Před 7 lety +256

      If you're feeling stressed from a drill sergeant, you show them it and they back off so you can be relieved of stress. Don't worry, that shit doesn't exist.

    • @tjfjt
      @tjfjt Před 7 lety +51

      Stress cards are fake bull shit.

    • @tjfjt
      @tjfjt Před 7 lety +4

      Ah didn't see you say they font exist xD

    • @nicksmith6629
      @nicksmith6629 Před 6 lety +28

      SweetAmerifags - oh, I can assure you they exist. As well as a suicide card, i dont know if that is if you are worried about you or your "buddy" they pair you with, it was called an ACE intervention card. I served in the corps., sister inbthe army, so just google it if youre curious. Yes, they are real, I dont think they call them stress cards though, and they get 3.

  • @lucky_striker1239
    @lucky_striker1239 Před 6 lety +6758

    just joined the corps. all I need now is a wife that cheats on me and a box of 64 colored crayons and a brand new 2017 mustang on a 36% interest rate.
    Hey gents this is me 2 years later. Just gonna let y’all know appreciate the likes!
    Well I’m now back again 3 years later. No never payed the car off. Just got 3 years of alcoholism and a hatred for Japanese drivers. I EAS tomorrow. Seems surreal to think this is the end. I’m switching to the army but I guess it’s been a fun go. Always Marines, have a Dan Daly day and Semper Fidelis Marines.

    • @vaporrising4409
      @vaporrising4409 Před 6 lety +80

      LUCKY_striker123 cheese and rice 😬😬

    • @malachi9821
      @malachi9821 Před 6 lety +671

      Traded my old lady in not too long ago. My wallet has never stopped thanking me.

    • @Sk83r_Boi1
      @Sk83r_Boi1 Před 6 lety +19

      😂

    • @alexmatos2896
      @alexmatos2896 Před 6 lety +620

      Don't forget about two kids and one on the way, although you haven't been home in the last couple of months!

    • @Dan3333333335
      @Dan3333333335 Před 6 lety +65

      10/10, great comment

  • @cabnis
    @cabnis Před 5 lety +218

    Join back in 2010 and basic was hell of fun. I remember on the 16k on my way back i was the last one, feet full of blisters and the DS kept taunting me, running circles around me. When it was all set and done in graduation he told me he was doing that to keep me distracted from the pain, cuz if i had gotten on the truck i would of failed and had to do it with a different class next week. DS always have it tough.

    • @inalienablerights
      @inalienablerights Před 4 lety +3

      16k. Shit in 2001 we did a 25k ftx. They are weaker!

    • @cabnis
      @cabnis Před 4 lety +1

      @@inalienablerights yes an I'm sure u only slept one hour and the DS beat the shit outta u. Congrats on those extra 9k u did w(°o°)w

    • @inalienablerights
      @inalienablerights Před 4 lety +1

      @@cabnis Nah, it is illegal for them to touch the soldiers.

    • @sarahrojas9945
      @sarahrojas9945 Před rokem +5

      Yeah that was a good drill Sgt. For me I went in 2000. I had such a hard time running. Looking back, I had all theses thoughts how I cant run, I'm not going to pass. Not a good mind set. So on my last pt test my drill sgt ran with me yelling at me the whole time. Stay with me. Do not stop. Stay right next to me. She was pacing me and I passed. 😊

    • @cabnis
      @cabnis Před rokem +2

      @sarahrojas9945 yup good drill instructors would never quit on you just as long as you dont quit on them.

  • @saltwatertaffybag
    @saltwatertaffybag Před 2 lety +62

    My Step Dad was in The Marine Corps 84-92. He swears up and down that some "gangster" recruit got sideways with a killhat and they dragged him in the back of the mess hall and WORE. HIS. ASS. OUT. He said the entire platoon sat there in horror, shoving food into their traps while all they heard was screaming coming out of the mess kitchen. Homeboy came walking out with his uniform torn up, knots on his head, and a bloody nose. Not another peep out of that recruit through the rest of basic and AIT. Step Dad told me it was "a highly precise and controlled beating. They could have ripped his arms off and shoved his face in the deep fryer, wrote it up as a "training accident" but they just wanted to give him a little spankin' to remind the boy who was in charge"

    • @trumfit
      @trumfit Před rokem +12

      And that, kids, is how you create war criminals.

    • @Powerduo88
      @Powerduo88 Před rokem +14

      Not necessarily. I'm sure he learned his lesson. You can't gome in with that street mentality. You are going to get yourself or fellow soldiers killed in a combat situation.

    • @Durbyspecial
      @Durbyspecial Před rokem

      extra judicial justice is how you create a street mentality lmao. Disgusting behavior by those responsible@@Powerduo88

    • @elchucabagra
      @elchucabagra Před rokem +1

      And what the fuck were marines doing from 84-92 where they needed to do that to VOLUNTEERS? Killing Panamanians?

    • @dex2591
      @dex2591 Před rokem +3

      @@trumfit 🤣Right. I suppose you think they should be understanding and talk to him about his feelings. 🤣

  • @Vandal_Hawk63
    @Vandal_Hawk63 Před 5 lety +4803

    Letting cadets have a say is like letting inmates run an asylum.

    • @kyoukoumarleau7633
      @kyoukoumarleau7633 Před 5 lety +95

      Justin Oliver either way the point stands we’re letting clueless individuals tell us how to live our lives and how to get shit done

    • @converge3111
      @converge3111 Před 5 lety +50

      Kyoukou Marleau Sadly, most of the masses are clueless due to tunnel visioning media like CNN and Fox News. I pray their will be a point in time where people fact check what they see and research their ideals along with a more observatory life style with external analyzation prioritized over internal feelings.

    • @williampan29
      @williampan29 Před 4 lety +14

      @Dan Becker You bet your ass they have the right to take those guns away when they are the ones that are shot at

    • @lmeekedl9729
      @lmeekedl9729 Před 4 lety +31

      @@williampan29 they gonna take the guns away from then people defending themselves? Dont make no sense because criminals get their gun illegally.

    • @williampan29
      @williampan29 Před 4 lety +5

      @@lmeekedl9729 no they gonna take guns away from those who say they are defending themselves or their family but when they get depressed they shoot themselves or their family, instead.

  • @roughnecks1114
    @roughnecks1114 Před 7 lety +289

    ROFL! As a DS at Ft. Jackson, watching this almost made me cry, this video is unfortunately accurate and amazingly Hilarious

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt Před 7 lety

      They can't be fucking serious. My militia trained harder!

    • @cainbynum3006
      @cainbynum3006 Před 7 lety +1

      Really? If you don't mind, could I message you over Ft. Jackson, if possible?

    • @roughnecks1114
      @roughnecks1114 Před 7 lety +1

      Cain Bynum I'm back home; reserve DS. Still would've probably told you no unless you gave me good reason.

    • @uplusion23
      @uplusion23 Před 7 lety +15

      Rough Necks Just got outta basic there two weeks ago. It really is true. I felt bad for the DS. They're forced to tiptoe around everything because of regs.

    • @meaganhiller3029
      @meaganhiller3029 Před 7 lety +4

      My guy just dehatted after three years. Bye Felicia!! Lmao!!! Absolute shitshow

  • @hectorgarza4772
    @hectorgarza4772 Před 4 lety +443

    "I want ice cream!"
    "I only wanna run once a week!"
    🤣

  • @thelegendaryt-rex4763
    @thelegendaryt-rex4763 Před 4 lety +99

    *2020s:*
    Senior Drill Sergeant: Alright new Instructor, just keep the tone at an easy level. You don't wanna make them freak out or cry

    • @kedirabdu6913
      @kedirabdu6913 Před 3 lety +3

      Dont breathe too heavy next to them or your gonna get court martialed and get fired

  • @nuclearmusic77
    @nuclearmusic77 Před 5 lety +615

    “Don’t apologize. You just broke my damn arm!”

  • @USARMYvietnamVET1969
    @USARMYvietnamVET1969 Před 5 lety +263

    Back in the 60's Basic was a life changing event for many a young recruit, they taught you to walk into the jaws of death and come out with the jaw bone.

    • @brentwilliams5915
      @brentwilliams5915 Před 5 lety +3

      USARMYvietnamVET1969 much respect for you sir

    • @glennbrymer4065
      @glennbrymer4065 Před 5 lety +10

      Or they killed you trying!
      BCT-1969, Ft. Bliss Texas. June, July and August. My drill Sgts. were very Hardcore and just a little crazy.
      It was very rough training. Lots of men fell out and quit.
      The only reason other then God for me being alive today is because my Drill pushed me beyond the limits of my mind.
      I was not going to Quit! It was hard brutal training. It gave me an edge. It pushed me to my limits and then showed me that I had MORE in me!
      Thank you Drill Sargents, I am alive today because you made me hard.

    • @trantrongtuyen6691
      @trantrongtuyen6691 Před 5 lety +4

      From Vietnam, thank you for your Service.

    • @ajj9649
      @ajj9649 Před 5 lety +2

      That was deep
      I need some life changing shit like that

    • @dogwoodhillbilly
      @dogwoodhillbilly Před 5 lety +2

      Yup, the military ain't the same no more.

  • @ChristianStout
    @ChristianStout Před 5 lety +1256

    Air Force, 2015: Someone hurt their rotator cuff, so we're not allowed to make you do push-ups anymore.

    • @greensheep9973
      @greensheep9973 Před 5 lety +102

      We did push ups. But not if our rotator cuff is hurt. Then we get a waiver till we heal. I thought it was stupid.
      Pussies ruined the military for us.

    • @creamychoclatelobsterwarri979
      @creamychoclatelobsterwarri979 Před 5 lety +9

      They’ll make you do it with one arm

    • @greensheep9973
      @greensheep9973 Před 5 lety +6

      @@creamychoclatelobsterwarri979 But it isn't masturbation. That wouldn't work. Unless you've had a lot of practice. 😏

    • @theflyingace9638
      @theflyingace9638 Před 5 lety +22

      Lol shit in boot camp for the Marines I got spit on hit I didn't cry I took it as making me tougher n stronger. Guess we are the last of the old school

    • @BTTheMontanaKing
      @BTTheMontanaKing Před 5 lety +7

      Shit i hurt my rotor cuff and they wont even let in join cuz i could legally press charges against them its bullshit

  • @oneilclarke8494
    @oneilclarke8494 Před 4 lety +129

    I just finished serving 22 years in the Jamaican military and let me tell you, basic training has been watered down so much so that I am embarrassed at the standards of the recruits these days.

    • @5.5.Below.5
      @5.5.Below.5 Před 3 lety +5

      @Jeremiah Boyd when you have a passport, you learn new things about other countries that would have never been known back in the States.

    • @Guardus-Godmind
      @Guardus-Godmind Před 3 lety +1

      Jamaica has a military? This is news to me...

    • @oneilclarke8494
      @oneilclarke8494 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Guardus-Godmind Where are you from if you don't mind?

    • @Guardus-Godmind
      @Guardus-Godmind Před 3 lety +1

      @@oneilclarke8494 Armenia🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲

    • @oneilclarke8494
      @oneilclarke8494 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Guardus-Godmind Lol...Well yes we do...way before 1962,

  • @robertspencer5132
    @robertspencer5132 Před 6 lety +1032

    Let's see what happens in 2036!
    "The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war"

    • @robertspencer5132
      @robertspencer5132 Před 5 lety +15

      @Real life Terminator
      Yup. In wartime all the ground will be white like Custer's Last Stand; the Indians kept coming and coming and coming...😉

    • @keith3297
      @keith3297 Před 5 lety +21

      The American flag is going to be rainbow...lmfao

    • @bobbyray911
      @bobbyray911 Před 5 lety +9

      @@keith3297 oh god no.

    • @zooflebean
      @zooflebean Před 5 lety +2

      @@bobbyray911 rainbows are awesome

    • @wilhelmheinzerling5341
      @wilhelmheinzerling5341 Před 5 lety

      Robots ;)

  • @anthonyr1171
    @anthonyr1171 Před 8 lety +518

    Currently a soldier stationed in S. Korea this shits worse than you think ..

    • @styles21tony
      @styles21tony Před 8 lety +1

      what is?

    • @Reavermyst
      @Reavermyst Před 8 lety +3

      The DIs and RDCs lol... It's pretty exagerated.

    • @djbenzo
      @djbenzo Před 8 lety +24

      Oh God Korea. That's a whole other Army right there. No discipline.

    • @TexasBestGamer
      @TexasBestGamer Před 8 lety +13

      im currently station in korea. I came here straight out of AIT. I hate it because i got a shitty Unit

    • @djbenzo
      @djbenzo Před 8 lety +1

      *****
      where you at? 2nd ID?

  • @bzinny
    @bzinny Před 5 lety +545

    "I want a stress card, laminated " 🤣🤣😭

    • @richardwade511
      @richardwade511 Před 5 lety +7

      Stress cards are real????

    • @phoenixburns79
      @phoenixburns79 Před 5 lety +13

      @Cobina Lee no they are not.....why do people believe that?

    • @phoenixburns79
      @phoenixburns79 Před 5 lety +1

      @Cobina Lee ok, I thought you were talking about the lie that everyone got one going through basic military training. (I just graduated from Air Force BMT last Thursday.)
      Edit:Actually it does seem like they were never officially issued to any branch. ://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiY54DC_YbkAhUQPq0KHVLOBAkQzPwBegQIARAC&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.wearethemighty.com%2Farticles%2Ftruth-behind-basic-training-stress-cards&psig=AOvVaw1YH1dL2RVWJBc-ujGCYpw3&ust=1566030809250786

    • @zeroturn7091
      @zeroturn7091 Před 5 lety

      Issa Ace of Spades

    • @hunterferguson2773
      @hunterferguson2773 Před 5 lety +4

      Bryan Zin anyone that pulls the stress card move is a pussy

  • @agonzalez8924
    @agonzalez8924 Před 3 lety +74

    The '96 recruit is closer to my generation, even though i went to basic in '99. I gotta say the portrayal is accurate because as you touched on, this was the gangster hip hop era which i remember vividly. Gotta remember back in the mid to late 90s, every kid was wearing baggy pants listening to rap. Popular movies of the time were films like boys n the hood, menace to society, blood in blood out, american me.. hell even the white boys had american history x, which was about neo nazi skinhead gangs.
    These movies along with the music influence had everyone thinking they were hard, even suburban kids... these are the kids drill instructors had to deal with, and no doubt enjoyed breaking down.
    I went to marine corps bootcamp so we probably had more knuckleheads than other branches. I remember seeing one or two recruits try to get buck with the drill instructor, then get smacked down.
    USMC= Uncle Sam's Misguided Children

    • @lilcourtny08
      @lilcourtny08 Před 2 lety +8

      Yep, it was still rough in 1997. I went to basic at Ft Leonard Wood Missouri. Drill sergeants wasn't playing any games with nobody

    • @israelduncan4341
      @israelduncan4341 Před rokem +2

      Both my older brothers enlisted in the Corps in 00 and myself in 09 ( they were 18 and I was 21)
      I've never hear that saying before
      (Uncle Sam's Misguided Children)
      Haha good trash.
      Semper Fi Brother!

  • @ReformedSooner24
    @ReformedSooner24 Před 6 lety +1719

    “My army now!” XD

  • @TheSlayer.
    @TheSlayer. Před 7 lety +94

    That drill sgt is immortal

  • @live4marilyn
    @live4marilyn Před 7 lety +82

    1996 DS: "Hug you? Hell no! We have a strict "Don't ask, don't tell" policy!!

  • @jojop9609
    @jojop9609 Před 3 lety +40

    Did this guy say: Your eyes called me the n-word?
    I fkin died

  • @j-manjr8127
    @j-manjr8127 Před 4 lety +202

    I lost it at "hug the landscape."

  • @gageisbell4338
    @gageisbell4338 Před 7 lety +272

    If my Drill Sargent doesn't rip me a new, then I'm scared for WW3

  • @bigmixx
    @bigmixx Před 8 lety +225

    Why are there 5 dislikes on this video? Know what, don't even worry about it........

    • @Haydendr01
      @Haydendr01 Před 8 lety +9

      5 people liked this video so much that they flipped their screen upside down to like it again

    • @LongClawzHidden
      @LongClawzHidden Před 8 lety +22

      HUUUUUUUUUUUU!

    • @itsgabbieagain
      @itsgabbieagain Před 8 lety

      +Slicknicktheruler1 RBLX FACE!

    • @williamfleishman3750
      @williamfleishman3750 Před 7 lety +11

      The five dislikes probably come from NCOs who have to deal with the 2016 brand of BS everyday )))

    • @QueenOfPrinciple
      @QueenOfPrinciple Před 7 lety +3

      bigmixx PUSH

  • @fwnick
    @fwnick Před 4 lety +29

    2:26 "Don't apologize, you just broke my damn arm."

  • @user-tz5uq2bt1s
    @user-tz5uq2bt1s Před 7 lety +290

    I remember one time my RDC put out a bunch of cupcakes on the table in the middle of our berthing area. Said for everyone to help themselves. No one took one. No one. Too obvious a trap.

    • @scrubboinotorious4096
      @scrubboinotorious4096 Před 6 lety +6

      Jagioh Blackflag ayy navy man I went to rtc last month what’s your rate?

    • @bille5960
      @bille5960 Před 6 lety +11

      Error 404 *Gameplay not found.* you went to RTC last month and now you’re out? Lol did you get separated?

    • @peris_arts_film9699
      @peris_arts_film9699 Před 6 lety

      Funny all I’m seeing Are a bunch of seamen nah JK guys respect o7

    • @CraigBShaw
      @CraigBShaw Před 6 lety +4

      Ha ha...It was like this at RTC in 1995 when I was in boot camp, dudes came in trying to be hard and ended up crying...I would imagine Boot Camp has gotten more "friendly" now...

    • @beltfed4624
      @beltfed4624 Před 6 lety +6

      Jagioh Blackflag - *As a rule, if anything seemed nice, it was a trap, and they just hoped you were dumb enough to go frosting deep in one of those evil wrapped lumps of pure devious temptation. "Sir, no sir, those cupcakes were not allocated to me, of my free will, at the appropriot time of nutrient intact at the chow hall!"* 😂😂😂

  • @afro__g5217
    @afro__g5217 Před 7 lety +1015

    Man if i ever enlist in the Army, they better make me bleed, sweat, cry, and stressed out or else BCT is bullshit.

    • @Twista024
      @Twista024 Před 7 lety +151

      That is why we have the Marines.

    • @afro__g5217
      @afro__g5217 Před 7 lety +27

      Andy Staat Yeah but i want the opportunity i've always desired for. Being a marine is more about pride than being 0311 or any other MOS (according to many other marines i've talked to)

    • @afro__g5217
      @afro__g5217 Před 7 lety +7

      Andy Staat What if i serve in the USMC for 4 years then enlist in the army for an 18x contract?

    • @jamesmiguel9019
      @jamesmiguel9019 Před 7 lety +1

      Demon if want that go into the Marines

    • @afro__g5217
      @afro__g5217 Před 7 lety

      James Miguel Did you read my other comment?

  • @keverc
    @keverc Před 6 lety +362

    "Im fresh off a motherduckers ass and im gettin home sick" LMAO

  • @jeffreymcgowan8187
    @jeffreymcgowan8187 Před 2 lety +3

    I was in basic on Parris Island in 1986......this is hilarious!!!

  • @maidenlord6663
    @maidenlord6663 Před 6 lety +2750

    Boy ain't this the truth

    • @radien239
      @radien239 Před 6 lety +37

      Maidenlord 666 not really. I was in BCT 2015 and we had our phones taken away for the whole time. It is limitations on how much you can be smoked but they weren’t always followed

    • @DirtCheapFU
      @DirtCheapFU Před 6 lety +33

      I remember, '06, going from active to reserves for 9mo back to active(MOST BORING TIME IN THE MILITARY) and I just came back to a what the fuck is going on?-experience. When I touched down in Ft Gordon... Is that beard in uniform. Is that 2 TRADOC soldiers, not pregnant, wearing a preggo uniforms while walking and talking on their cellphones. That one, he's walking alone! Where's his battle buddy.
      "We dont have enough NCO slots. So we're going to send across the field to 63ESB."
      "ESB"?
      Expeditionary Signal Battalion".
      "The fuck is a Expeditionary Signal Battalion"?
      2weeks later. 3 wisdom pulled and sweating in a 120degrees of dry heat.
      "Welcome to Kuwait. Next stop, Iraq".
      [Well played. Well fucking played].
      story of my FML tattoo.

    • @averywellsand888
      @averywellsand888 Před 6 lety +1

      Lil_Tex the 8 count push up the single leg push up and the push up are all different exercises

    • @bowhunter65ful
      @bowhunter65ful Před 6 lety +13

      Really? We were smoked continuously in '91. There were no limits, unless you call the Drill Sergeant getting bored with it, a limitation.

    • @sethgoldbach8124
      @sethgoldbach8124 Před 6 lety

      No it's not the truth

  • @bigrazzaa7579
    @bigrazzaa7579 Před 7 lety +1161

    Your eyes just said, I'm an N word😭😭😭

    • @Locopueblo
      @Locopueblo Před 6 lety +9

      Big Razzaa nigga what?

    • @erik95056
      @erik95056 Před 6 lety +2

      Naughty?

    • @oddmushthashrumgod1401
      @oddmushthashrumgod1401 Před 6 lety +4

      People say “the N word” as if theyre in kindergarten, if you’re not trying to offend anyone, Youre fine imo

    • @SankofaNYC
      @SankofaNYC Před 6 lety

      Moon Science ??? Uhmm nah... Is this some rule that you only apply to the N word cause you want it that way... Like wtf... Don't call me a faggot at any time in any way... Don't call me the N word either... Why is this so hard for people... Well at the very least... If you call me that and I beat your ass... Don't be mad.. just accept what's coming to you

    • @SankofaNYC
      @SankofaNYC Před 6 lety +1

      Anthony Carmine_123 you poor guy... If you need a hug call me

  • @SinerAthin
    @SinerAthin Před 7 lety +710

    If this is your average soldier, I guess it explains why they seem to use spec ops for everything these days, lol xD

    • @reichreenactor4874
      @reichreenactor4874 Před 7 lety +39

      or marines

    • @edwardbrito3332
      @edwardbrito3332 Před 7 lety +112

      The Army is like regular world you got dentists, cooks, truck drivers, pilots, lawyers and cops (that will give you a ticket for going 5 km or less over slow speed limit). The main difference they have is you have to pass a physical condition test... maybe a good thing for the regular US, you have to know some basic tactics and shoot to certain proficiency in the prone or kneeling and the key thing there is killing job from tanks, infantry, blackhawk pilots.
      Before you give regular soldiers shit... realize most citizens aren't police ready or squat team. You think a soldier in combat is going to call 911 if their getting shot at? Elite forces are the best trained killers but compared to regular civilians that panic at everything trust me on average a soldier is tougher mentally.

    • @ericbeck6889
      @ericbeck6889 Před 7 lety +2

      Yep navy seals and marines

    • @HeroSpenceGaming
      @HeroSpenceGaming Před 7 lety +10

      Eric Beck Army Rangers > Navy SEALS

    • @danielprice594
      @danielprice594 Před 7 lety +12

      Tony M say that to a Marine's face dipshit. Marines are actually making their tests more difficult and aren't falling into PR pressure; they're the only branch that doesn't allow phones in boot camp now too.

  • @ideal88
    @ideal88 Před 3 lety +12

    1996 was spot on. I was waiting for him to say “grab some real estate private”. Hilarious. Keep up the good work

  • @ivwoc
    @ivwoc Před 5 lety +536

    YOURE EYES JUST SAID IM AN N WORD 💀💀💀

  • @gio8444
    @gio8444 Před 4 lety +662

    I really went into basic thinking this is how it was gonna be😭😭 i got more fucked up than Hiroshima 😭😭

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 Před 4 lety +76

      Lol I expected 1966. I was not disappointed.

    • @mr.madness908
      @mr.madness908 Před 4 lety +138

      Well it's actually a relief seeing your comment. Don't want our military going soft but also don't wanna see a private Pile

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 Před 4 lety +20

      Vince B Well, it wasn’t quite that bad, but I did manage to not piss off any DI’s, so yea. Being able to out-do the rest of the company was a good thing though.

    • @Sadarsa
      @Sadarsa Před 4 lety +50

      @@jamesharding3459 yeesh, being able to out-do the company would have brought attention to yourself.
      Attention was a bad thing in my beloved Corps, no matter how you got it.

    • @RagingBlast2Fan
      @RagingBlast2Fan Před 4 lety +58

      Uniformed Historian Declaring you outperformed the rest of your company is a huge shame to yourself. You live and die together, that's not any way to talk about them. If you're outperforming keep it to yourself, or I promise you you'll be the first to die on the field and the first to disgrace yourself.

  • @TheGuy030770
    @TheGuy030770 Před 5 lety +30

    I’m a veteran of 23 years Marines and army, and I can vouch that this video is pretty darn accurate.

  • @ranchurdhimster4955
    @ranchurdhimster4955 Před 4 lety +31

    0:45 hardest I've laughed in a while.

  • @needsmoreboosters4264
    @needsmoreboosters4264 Před 6 lety +363

    "You just broke my arm!"

  • @darkrazers3566
    @darkrazers3566 Před 5 lety +145

    "I want a stress card.. laminated.." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @upstateSCairsofter
    @upstateSCairsofter Před 8 lety +44

    I went to basic in 2016 and this triggered me, SHARP training for you.

  • @vladdracul7810
    @vladdracul7810 Před 4 lety +34

    One of the best MEN I have ever met was a retired NAVY Chief that left the military because he saw this coming. RIP Chief "Chuck" you are missed.

  • @gunny1391
    @gunny1391 Před 4 lety +53

    1996 lmao! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I got in so much trouble as a squad leader at MCRD San Diego for laughing at a recruit who was getting broke down just like that. I got my job back and never laughed again. That was on point!

  • @christianhutchinson4559
    @christianhutchinson4559 Před 5 lety +495

    The 1996 thing is so true. I joined the USAF in 2010. I would say 60% of the military are people messing up in life to some degree and the are joining for a change of scenery.
    Nothing is wrong with that to be honest. I rather people do that than resort to other things.

    • @kyleweaver1930
      @kyleweaver1930 Před 5 lety +26

      Myself included lol. But yeah really seems like a lot of people who join do it to sort of turn their life around a bit and just change it up and get out of that rut back home.

    • @mr.roboto7330
      @mr.roboto7330 Před 5 lety +8

      Christian Hutchinson it was true I was in Ft Sill in 1999 and that’s exactly what we had.. a bunch of young men off the streets because it was that or jail. It was a diverse group man.

    • @dylanvaneeden9536
      @dylanvaneeden9536 Před 5 lety +11

      Same here, but in The Netherlands. Starting my military basic training in September 2019. I’m excited for it though.

    • @dutchvanderlinde8099
      @dutchvanderlinde8099 Před 5 lety +4

      @@dylanvaneeden9536 Same here but, in the US. Goodluck

    • @MrChet407
      @MrChet407 Před 5 lety

      Booyah

  • @MrCGangsta
    @MrCGangsta Před 7 lety +308

    "can i hug you" :D

  • @stephencox96.9kcum4
    @stephencox96.9kcum4 Před 4 lety +105

    2066: Drill Sergeant shall only talk in quiet voices, be there to counsel recruits, not yell at them, or make them do any strenuous activity. The service is also opened up to all people, including the disabled, elderly, etc to not leave anyone out. Every soldier also gets a silver star for getting deployed.

    • @Idunno_fry
      @Idunno_fry Před 4 lety +5

      haha finally a new comment that isn't shit

    • @godisgood2349
      @godisgood2349 Před 3 lety +3

      This actually is NOW. They’re not allowed to curse or even POINT at a private with ONE finger. They have to use 4 because 1 is demeaning and that was 18 yrs ago!!!

  • @AnaxofRhodes
    @AnaxofRhodes Před 6 lety +221

    "I'm from East St. Louis." I laughed. But he's right. That's a hard part of town to grow up from.

    • @gazer6541
      @gazer6541 Před 6 lety +5

      Anax of Rhodes tell me about it, I’m from them parts

    • @crashstitches79
      @crashstitches79 Před 6 lety +10

      "Hard town to grow up from." LOL why? Because of the inhabitants. Nobody makes a place hard to live in except the inhabitants. So congrats, he's from a neighborhood of shitbags.

    • @ChiTownMyTown
      @ChiTownMyTown Před 6 lety +39

      @@crashstitches79 You're edgy. Lemme guess, the suburbs, right?

    • @RihannaIsIluminati
      @RihannaIsIluminati Před 5 lety +2

      Slapping Socialists It’s like people like you don’t understand that these neighborhoods were specifically designed to be dangerous and poor by the Government through the practice of Redlining. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redlining?wprov=sfti1

    • @crashstitches79
      @crashstitches79 Před 5 lety +6

      You can't design people to be poor. They have to make the choices. No parenting = dangerous and poor. Convoluted excuses and blame-shifting will not improve your neighborhoods. It's like people like you have no idea what two loving parents raising children to be better than they are is what makes societies successful. Some cultures choose to have few children and raise them well, others choose to have many fatherless children that will be left to be raised by the community and government. I'll let you guess which one of these cultures builds societies and which one inhabits and destroys societies.

  • @NobleOmnicide
    @NobleOmnicide Před 8 lety +201

    Goddamn!!! That shit was hilarious until we got to 2016. Then it got all sad....
    ( I went to Basic at Ft. Knox in 1996)

  • @ieatcaribou7852
    @ieatcaribou7852 Před 5 lety +18

    I joined in 92 and two of my sons went through in 2016 and 17. Their experiences were vastly different than mine. Great video!

    • @SP-qi8ur
      @SP-qi8ur Před 5 lety

      How were they different?

    • @ieatcaribou7852
      @ieatcaribou7852 Před 5 lety +4

      Cursing, they could lay hands, nothing but water your first two weeks, no dessert until week 4, you ate what they gave you and had to finish it, etc. My sons called me saying soda, gatorades, cheeseburgers and dessert allowed day one and if they didn’t want to finish it was cool. Also the obvious, light cursing only and definitely no hands laid on them.

  • @Blood_Rose89
    @Blood_Rose89 Před 4 lety +16

    I went through in 2016 and my DS apologized to a girl who he made cry. This was so accurate

  • @dereklewis4321
    @dereklewis4321 Před 5 lety +1436

    Your eyes just said I'm the N word. This might be a perfect summation of how outraged this time is.

    • @mikaelaton6769
      @mikaelaton6769 Před 5 lety +58

      in these times.. aint no one trippin on black people... The new -N- Word is calling a girl a she when she wants to pretend to be a He... That right there is the new minority

    • @dereklewis4321
      @dereklewis4321 Před 5 lety +35

      @@mikaelaton6769 Its Ma'am (In baritone voice)

    • @jowser4419
      @jowser4419 Před 5 lety +1

      cafe sounds like a BITCH

    • @ChromeTecNina
      @ChromeTecNina Před 5 lety +1

      Well the 1966 guy was a baby boomer, the 1996 guy was a Generation X ER and the 2016 guy is a millennial. Literally all that needs to be said

    • @ChromeTecNina
      @ChromeTecNina Před 5 lety +3

      @@user-ve7rz3pm3h it's that the generations have gotten softer and softer as time goes on so what's going on in the video makes perfect sense

  • @imtrash7434
    @imtrash7434 Před 7 lety +675

    Join the Marine's you won't have the 2016 problem

    • @raquelr8775
      @raquelr8775 Před 6 lety +27

      Ready Freddie So true, lol. #OldSchool

    • @raquelr8775
      @raquelr8775 Před 6 lety +12

      Hey girl, are you in the Army?

    • @BIGDAWG91331
      @BIGDAWG91331 Před 6 lety

      I’m Trash amen brother

    • @naenaebaby1803
      @naenaebaby1803 Před 6 lety +1

      Im thinking about the airforce but idk

    • @enderkittygaming2348
      @enderkittygaming2348 Před 6 lety +7

      I considered the military when I graduated and was fine until I was told to lie or do what ever was needed to get in, I turned and left having been made to feel that even that honor based class of defenders is also gone in our country.

  • @bloodsurf69
    @bloodsurf69 Před 5 lety +97

    I did Benning in 84 at Harmony Hell. The barracks are gone but that hole where I got dogged is still there.

    • @TheHuscarl101
      @TheHuscarl101 Před 5 lety +8

      ‘81 sand hill. Brand new Barracks had to G.I. the whole building twice a day.

    • @Badnewz93SHO
      @Badnewz93SHO Před 4 lety

      @@TheHuscarl101 84 Sand Hill. Still shiny and new. Harmony is where most of the training took place though. Other than pt, and d&c on the grinder.
      And what the hell is this "stress card"?
      I dont recall any "stress cards". Unless you count passing out in the heat.

  • @exquisitedelusion3925
    @exquisitedelusion3925 Před 3 lety +3

    Our drill sergeant showed us this in BCT back in 2017 and we all laughed but now: No more shark attacks, no passing APFT or ACFT tests to graduate until 2022; rifle marksmanship, land navigation and grenade throwing are not graded. It’s crazy

  • @GeistView
    @GeistView Před 5 lety +48

    After 23 years active duty, that is about right.

  • @Minuz1
    @Minuz1 Před 6 lety +1090

    "The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers."
    -Sokrates, 400 B.C.

    • @blackboxbs8642
      @blackboxbs8642 Před 6 lety +131

      Magnus Gudmundsson probably every period of peace

    • @dannygonzalez1785
      @dannygonzalez1785 Před 6 lety +142

      There's s new person saying the same thing every generation

    • @psarc9451
      @psarc9451 Před 6 lety +51

      It's a proven fake quote from the early 20th century.

    • @bleachyourlife2299
      @bleachyourlife2299 Před 6 lety +5

      Wow we really knew much in 400bc (sarcasm)

    • @thesssradio5008
      @thesssradio5008 Před 6 lety +9

      h o l y m o t h e r o f f u c c

  • @Kuba5wieca
    @Kuba5wieca Před 5 lety +379

    Nobody :
    CZcams 2019: let’s recommend this video to people

  • @jimservu
    @jimservu Před 3 lety +7

    I graduated from Benning in May of 2019. My Troop had gone from 162 to 75, and even then, there was a guy who ND’d into another guy’s back who was pushed through. Apparently, we were told it was because our Troop had “Exceeded the number of enlisted it could discharge or recycle.”

  • @BOND19951
    @BOND19951 Před 6 lety +23

    The 1996 skit never fails to make me laugh. Its pure comic gold!

  • @vader.editz.86
    @vader.editz.86 Před 5 lety +306

    Drill Sergeant: Now you gon’ make a choice. Either you do what I say or you get your ass whooped private.
    Private: My daddy said the same thing. 😭😭😭😭

  • @thatbigbro7776
    @thatbigbro7776 Před 8 lety +55

    I like his videos, especially the time differences. I think he should do a video about the amount of paperwork in the military.

  • @anthonywalker5038
    @anthonywalker5038 Před 3 lety +2

    "I'm fresh off muthafuckas ass and I'm getting home sick"....I'm dead. 😭