Bitlife is rated M...and though I don't think yandere simulator has a rating yet it's almost definitely going to be rated M as well so he's been playing M rated games for quite a while actually
Bijuu Mike is one of the least annoying gaming youtuber and I really like it . He doesn't keep blabbering continuously instead he stays to point ,focused or relatable to the game, this quality of his makes the gameplay enjoyable and watchable . He also is not afraid of small quiet moments or small real laughter.
I think it’s really cool that depending on if ur a boy or a girl in this game it’s the same story line but lik if u were a girl the boy in front of u in class will ask u to lunch but if ur a boy u get to ask her
I lived in a trailer at a very young age. I enjoyed it, I think. It sounds like my dream home. Beautiful. I actually lived there in Sweden, Övik. Me, dad and mom. I don't think dads husky brothers where there yet.
Kassie and Lauren played this lol Edit: That costume person is your high school gf who always matches you apparently everyone in that ring part is gold digger. I assume you are supposed to trigger an event perhaps with the manager that will allow you to afford the more expensive ring. I never played it myself but seeing Kassie’s first run, I’m guessing that’s the way to do it.
Bjuu Mike I just found out that there is a secret phase 5 in the tricky mod. How to do it is you simply just click the second trophy 5 times and then go to freeplay and the phase three song will be called reality 2.1. Also the trophy you click 5 times is the one you unlock after beating expurgation.
Me and my sister spent this morning playing this. Would have really liked to play this game to see all the paths but god those ads and downloading levels made me crazy! Edit: Mike please play the mobilegame Nirvana! I found it because of this game and it was way better. Also reminds me of the game called Lapse, which is also a great game!
Mike: OLGA I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE YO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIGHTTTTT!!!!! Subtitles: oh god i should have been the one to fill you dark soul with light.
"I know my luck.... and it's not good"
Wise words, this is a core memory moment for me
_Komaeda approved._
Hi
2:24 the timing on that was too perfect
You just gave me 2 ads
It was basically “We’ll be right back” 😂
Ye *Error Phone reset xD and tv reset*
I like this
also my ad was abt death and mike said after can we die? XD
"Wuhoahh.. He has no texture! What the heck, that is scary..."
-Bijuu Mike
"I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIGHT!"
The devil may cry reference was very much appreciated
"I know my luck. Its not good." No Nagito luck. ;-;
i mean Nagito's luck is not that good- cause its a bad luck - good luck cycle- that's not that lucky
@@sunshineyx5395 oop-
@@sunshineyx5395 He planned a whole murder off luck. And it worked. Its not good or bad luck. Its just luck.
its not luck
its *hope*
xMia Lovex ddd
17:04 - Don't worry, Mike. I got that reference.
Both the original voice cracked and CDawgVA's fixed versions.
"Im the most mature person i know"
Suddenly wearing a girl's uniform
Me: I believe you mike, I believe you
Me too 👍🏻
Yes
"wow the graphics are actually not bad like for an app you know"
**mom rips off shirt**
@chara the idiot same
Aw shit here we go again
@chara the idiot sameeee
Mom is basically Super man because she ripped her shirt
The life simulator character arc strikes again
True
Que
Oh no 😨
I read your CZcams username.
I did don't worry I did.
@did you drink water today? Yes I did drink water today
Mike: What did we learn today?
We learned that Olga was the love of his life...clearly
I can’t believe Micheal would play a M rated game I’m crying right now
Ikr
Same! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😥😥😥😱😥😥😥😱😥😱😱😥😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😡😡😡😠😠😠😠🥺🥺🥺😫
Bitlife is rated M...and though I don't think yandere simulator has a rating yet it's almost definitely going to be rated M as well so he's been playing M rated games for quite a while actually
@@DisgruntledGoblin i don’t agree nah i’m just kidding this makes sense
What bout v3 killing harmony
Bijou: it's Sunday for for sakes". Me: huh wasn't it Tuesday?
This feels oddly like another life Simulator we know and love
Will anyone not talk about his Itachi shirt😂😂
So mike was actually 5 years old for not knowing what the first level was XD
Ok but dude why did u copy the pic of ur profile of a game
Like u can't trick people lie that...
Cuz I didn't fall for it.
@@Docs-W people can have video game profile pictures, they're not even saying they drew or made their pfp
@@elbowjuiced that doesn't make sence but he copied the profile of a game and that's the problem.
Part two please this was good man.
Age of 12, Ruv secretly sang in the church
Lol
LOL
Rub is sneaky boi /_ /
LMAOOOOOO THATS MAD FUNNY LOL
Nani he sing!??
Now you can see why this game is mature 1:07 luckily its not shown
“Huge mistakes were made”
Giving mike this video game was a huge mistake in and of itself
hi bro
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Supp
No u
omg its the electro archon 👉👈
Every climactic scene is followed by an ad I personally think these are perfectly timed
“Huge mistakes were made” Mike you say that almost every video
That's what my parents said
@@webbboy4106 that’s… sad
they said when I was born
@@skulliothepumpkin535 than why did they have you
Yo mamma so slow she took 9 months to make a good joke
Game: gives Olga karma
Mike: "oh how the turn tables"
Poor dad, his own child showed no mercy to his knight figure 😔
😔
@Miera Pastelz F
@Miera Pastelz F
@Miera Pastelz F 😖
F
10:45 when the beat drop in zavolidia comes
That boy really said "NO KNIGHTY KNIGHTY"
“Father this is mr potato head? “Rips head off cutely”
Bijuu Mike is one of the least annoying gaming youtuber and I really like it . He doesn't keep blabbering continuously instead he stays to point ,focused or relatable to the game, this quality of his makes the gameplay enjoyable and watchable . He also is not afraid of small quiet moments or small real laughter.
When life gives you lemons
squeeze them in other peoples eyes
Eat them.
@David Gabriel Miguel no
Na you try to make yourself cry
Copied
15:25 I love how the ad with the gun just pops up
Olga did our man dirty smh
Frfr
Olga
Oh Frrrfrrr
I think it’s really cool that depending on if ur a boy or a girl in this game it’s the same story line but lik if u were a girl the boy in front of u in class will ask u to lunch but if ur a boy u get to ask her
100yrs is a long time, and for some reason I thought this was gonna be bitlife xd
dionaaa :))
@@oneone0three755 Dionaaaaa :D
"oh how the turn tables" xD i laughed so hard 19:35
This game gave me so many IT flashbacks **shudder**
4:25 I've never laughed this much before in my life XD
“And huge mistakes were made.” Didnt we go through this with you had a time limit to live already? Now we gotta start from scratch? *Oh boy.*
@@ZoniesAndZoners What? Where did you get that from?- Im a fan- its sarcasam with the oh boy -
@@anywayzzzz what?
@@anywayzzzz OOPS MAN IM SORRY
@@anywayzzzz it was a actual hater who called mike a idiot
@@anywayzzzz I'm sorry bro
11:06
Random guy is evolving…
Random guy evolved into bigger random guy!
I can't wait until pt.2 bro
1:37 Yeah a lot of us are that unlucky
This is actually amazing I actually got an ad for this game just today
Marvelous right?
Such a masterpiece
Brilliant game
It looks like a cool game, but the change your race option started to irritate me.
Ayo we finally back with the life simulators again
17:04 Yoooooo Bijuu with the DMC reference! One of my favourite franchises!
This game is really familiar since I watch one of the CZcamsr playing this game🌚
Is it gloom or lauren?
@@sridevikoppula8217 no... It's one of the Indonesia youtuber and you might don't know about him. •́ ‿ ,•̀
@@a.k.apixeldroid9557 Messyourself?
@@a.k.apixeldroid9557 Acigamespot?
LOL OMG thank you Bijuu this video literally made my day :-)
I WANT A PART 2
Bijuu mike: Why are they all swimming in oil??
Murder drones fans including me: THE GANG LOOK!!🛢🛢
“Can you reach 100 years old?”
It's infinite
@Çhrîstòfér Pêzēt ×19 Shut up
7:49
Man: “URGGHHH”
*”I JUST CAN’T COLLECT PINK HAIR”*
4:25 7 yr me seeing if I can get blind by looking at the tv close
1:20 OH THE HORROR
If u do a part 2 I can’t wait to see old man bijuu mike
I lived in a trailer at a very young age. I enjoyed it, I think. It sounds like my dream home. Beautiful. I actually lived there in Sweden, Övik. Me, dad and mom. I don't think dads husky brothers where there yet.
2:35 MONSTER BABY
Bijuu mike: Lets dress clown
*Bat man comes*
Bat man: YEEEET
1:08 nooooo don't-do that ✋🏻😧
Guy:loses girlfriend
Also guy:" tImE tO gO sWiMiNg"
Kassie and Lauren played this lol
Edit: That costume person is your high school gf who always matches you apparently everyone in that ring part is gold digger. I assume you are supposed to trigger an event perhaps with the manager that will allow you to afford the more expensive ring. I never played it myself but seeing Kassie’s first run, I’m guessing that’s the way to do it.
“What have we learned todaY *burp* “ GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD 😂😂😂😂
Plz do a episode 2!
we have a new gag.
**mom rips shirt off**
15:47 that’s me when someone doesn’t respond except x100
I actually enjoyed watching this I'd like to see more
3:26 GUYS HES GOING SUPER SAIYAN
Bijuu Mike: “Hahaha..Baron Zeppilli! Hahaha..”
Me: JOJO
YEEEE
@Christopher Haverty Yeah duh, I can call him ‘baka’ all I want!
Hello natsuki :)
At least I think your natsuki-.. I don’t know any one else with a natsuki pfp-
Bjuu Mike I just found out that there is a secret phase 5 in the tricky mod. How to do it is you simply just click the second trophy 5 times and then go to freeplay and the phase three song will be called reality 2.1. Also the trophy you click 5 times is the one you unlock after beating expurgation.
16:58 why was this kinda good tho-
Bijuu: Makes a Devil May Cry 1 reference thinking no one will get it
Me: Hey! I see what you did there! XD
7:49
* Kids about to get beaten up *
*aD WitH pOp MuSiC cOmEs oN*
1:07 mike: OHHH OHH IM LEAVEING me: bruh what WAIT A MIN DONT SAY SHES FEED HIM BY I JUST CANT BYE
4:16 the part where it made me laugh
Mimimiminanola?
0:42 baby : weeeeeee. Me : PFFFFFF HAHAHAHHAAHHAH
More plz MOOOORRRREEE!
I like how the cashier for the jewelry shop saw a break-up in action. He probably filmed it.
16:41
Instant regret
Biju Mike : asked a question
What did e learn today
Biju Mike : replied
19:40 !! BURP!!
Me and my sister spent this morning playing this. Would have really liked to play this game to see all the paths but god those ads and downloading levels made me crazy!
Edit:
Mike please play the mobilegame Nirvana! I found it because of this game and it was way better. Also reminds me of the game called Lapse, which is also a great game!
2:57 RIP THE DAD FALLING
to death
Weirdest game I have seen ever.
Hello polandball fan its germany from hetalia
14:55 KAPI LMAO
Im finnaly early
[insert dad joke here]
lm more early than u bruhhhhhhhh
Same
Mike: OLGA I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE YO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIGHTTTTT!!!!!
Subtitles: oh god i should have been the one to fill you dark soul with light.
17:12 live much orororoororor no twitcheaeaeaeaeaeasiletnhillnohorrorboxparadoxlakerustyæ
Child: *breaks father's precious knight figure*
Father: *sigh* old belt road
Dad:Come here son! ill let you have all my anime figures!
Mom:Come to mama! ill let you Drink soo much!
Mike:Goes to mom
Mom:*TAKES OF SHIRT SAVAGELY*
Baby: **Breaks dads Knight figure**
The dad: YOU.... YOU HAVE RUINED ME!
16:54 LOLOL I CAN'T STOP REWINDING IT
1:18 Hello, Will Smith? You still have that mind eraser thing?
All i learned is that when you get older you get to choose a lambo which is very pogchamp
19:39
Oh my gods, best lesson!
3:07 it was the right time
I fell on my knees from laughter when you had the yandere school outfit xD
THE PLAYTHROUGHS ARE ENTERTWINED
3:42 Oli London in a nutshell
Bijuu mike tries to live 100 years instantly REGRETS IT….
That Olga Olga Olga Olga Olga Olga Olga Olga Olga Olga part XD
Bijuu Mike : lets not jump otherwise we will get demonetised
Bijuu Mike in off screen let's jump !!!!!!
No one
Not a single soul
The kid has evolved
Deep music at 5:39
The start it was just hilarious