TOMO IN BIO - Bits and Banter [04/02/2024]

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Komentáře • 74

  • @randomperson01
    @randomperson01 Před 5 měsíci +263

    Straight random person be like: "I love librarian"

    • @Hakasedess
      @Hakasedess Před 5 měsíci +26

      That's fucked up
      Gay people love librarian too

    • @martinsanchez3458
      @martinsanchez3458 Před 5 měsíci +11

      Straight Obama: "I love librarian"

  • @handoverthestromboli6715
    @handoverthestromboli6715 Před 5 měsíci +93

    Neo: Why does my head hurt?
    bisexual morpheus: i am sexually attracted to both men and women.

  • @tinyrampage
    @tinyrampage Před 5 měsíci +26

    "I'm not allowed run the dishwasher when it's 80% full instead of 100% full meanwhile you get to take a 45-minute shower because you're depressed" HOOOLYYYY bodied every last one of us with that one

  • @tealight666
    @tealight666 Před 5 měsíci +112

    i love librarian

  • @RipePlantains
    @RipePlantains Před 5 měsíci +52

    NL's colon at the Korean BBQ "Out with the old, in with the new"

  • @bomberman201
    @bomberman201 Před 5 měsíci +46

    Me looking at the thumbnail:
    omg the madman finally did the evangelion podcast

  • @shesaw
    @shesaw Před 5 měsíci +30

    NEW BITS AND BANTER WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

  • @mattsocool
    @mattsocool Před 5 měsíci +20

    I watch these bits and banter videos religiously keep up the good work librarian

  • @FreckoJoel
    @FreckoJoel Před 5 měsíci +62

    Wake up honey, new libertarian emote

    • @Mirtual
      @Mirtual Před 5 měsíci

      Surely it lets you remove the space right

    • @low-resghul8306
      @low-resghul8306 Před 5 měsíci +25

      Emote is like when an anime character quickly unsheathes and sheaths their sword

    • @FreckoJoel
      @FreckoJoel Před 5 měsíci +8

      ​@@Mirtual

  • @LambdaObjection
    @LambdaObjection Před 5 měsíci +14

    Tomo responding to the impression of a female cat in heat is the funniest shit ever

    • @Galacticbraindentist
      @Galacticbraindentist Před 5 měsíci

      Oh my god I missed this at the time but caught it on the rewatch thanks to your comment. That cracked me up

    • @arrowtongue
      @arrowtongue Před 5 měsíci

      timestamp I beg

    • @Phoenix0F8
      @Phoenix0F8 Před 5 měsíci

      @@arrowtongue 28:41 got you fam

    • @arrowtongue
      @arrowtongue Před 5 měsíci

      @@Phoenix0F8 thank you man I somehow didn't see it timestamped in the description when I looked

  • @benderyke1823
    @benderyke1823 Před 5 měsíci +11

    I sneezed at 1:22:20 and heard a bless you. Thought my ass my haunted

  • @gsc928
    @gsc928 Před 5 měsíci +17

    librarian projecting in the description

  • @SlurpSmudge
    @SlurpSmudge Před 5 měsíci +7

    canadian minds cannot comprehend the water moccasin

  • @AloeVeraJuiceJuice
    @AloeVeraJuiceJuice Před 5 měsíci +10

    "DLguiga is 15 years old"

    • @atomknight8361
      @atomknight8361 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Kinda awkward thats hes married with a kid now

  • @maxgaj3015
    @maxgaj3015 Před 5 měsíci +21

    T O M P I N B I O

  • @boilt
    @boilt Před 5 měsíci +1

    im playing dwarf fortress while watching and at 33:45 my dwarf built a masterpiece bauxite cabinet... this is my slumdog millionaire arc

  • @dvizr
    @dvizr Před 5 měsíci +1

    I was losing it watch him go for mid hand suits. Thank god the spade joker showed up and forced him to take cards on the left edge.

  • @FreckoJoel
    @FreckoJoel Před 5 měsíci +11

  • @crisonr5906
    @crisonr5906 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Goated thumbnail

  • @mangsmoof
    @mangsmoof Před 5 měsíci +2

    Thank you Linda

  • @TheUltimateShade667
    @TheUltimateShade667 Před 5 měsíci

    NL after he discards 4 face up cards and is left with a hand of face down cards: "It's not one in four!"

  • @justinlariviere
    @justinlariviere Před 5 měsíci +2

    I dine with librarian as an intellectual

  • @traplover6357
    @traplover6357 Před 4 měsíci

    20:04 Unexpected "They got your mans on SA charges" reference ☠️☠️

  • @ImThatGuy9000
    @ImThatGuy9000 Před 5 měsíci

    I had a Polish friend at school, and I laughed so hard when I found out she was celebrating Smigus Dyngus

  • @John-tf3ir
    @John-tf3ir Před 5 měsíci +1

    Librarian is my personal saviour

  • @frog6712
    @frog6712 Před 5 měsíci

    props to librarian for not spoiling the oblivion clip

  • @Dunkelschloss
    @Dunkelschloss Před 5 měsíci +1

    Hello Mr. Librarian. I'm looking for the one SAP video which had the line 'The bat must come' in it. I think it was called something like: I only watch NL for the banter.
    Did it get removed?

    • @dvizr
      @dvizr Před 5 měsíci +4

      That isn’t in the library. It might be a bentz video. You’re right that it’s called “I watch NL for the banter”, but the line is “The ant must come”.

    • @Dunkelschloss
      @Dunkelschloss Před 5 měsíci

      @@dvizr OK thanks. Unfortunatly I can't find the video on CZcams anymore.

  • @adamjones7891
    @adamjones7891 Před 5 měsíci

    37:11 cooking brain on youtube shorts and japanese restaurants closing on tuesdays.

  • @GiodyneSTG
    @GiodyneSTG Před 5 měsíci

    We have a brand new dishwasher and for some reason we still manually clean the dishes lol

    • @yuki3034
      @yuki3034 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Use that dishwasher!!!

    • @tomguglielmo9805
      @tomguglielmo9805 Před 5 měsíci

      You should wipe dishes down before you dishwasher. Saves some time. Dishwashers blow though. They are ass, the time it takes to wash 2 pots, 4 dishes, 4 spoons 2 butter knives and 3 cups (since mom uses a stanley) is miniscule.. you can't do anything in the time it takes to wash those compared to dishwasher'ing them..

    • @OGSumo
      @OGSumo Před 5 měsíci

      ⁠@@tomguglielmo9805I don’t want to speak ill about you or your dishwasher because frankly idk your life, but that sounds crazy to me. My dishwasher is cleans dishes and I don’t have to do almost anything prior to putting them in. Unless there is obvious loose food/sauce on them (which I’ll rinse or remove), I just pop them in and boom comes out good. Very little water use and it’s free time.
      CZcams channel called technology connections has gone into excruciating detail on dishwashers and getting them to work right if you ever feeling like looking into it.

  • @jimmyjeff6918
    @jimmyjeff6918 Před 5 měsíci +1

    1 in 4 ICANT

  • @gavingavingavin
    @gavingavingavin Před 5 měsíci +2

    Gay random person be like: "I love librarian"

    • @paxthepro2866
      @paxthepro2866 Před 5 měsíci

      That’s fucked up, straight people love the librarian too

  • @Galacticbraindentist
    @Galacticbraindentist Před 5 měsíci

    Tomo was there for so long! Cute

  • @TheMarkoSeke
    @TheMarkoSeke Před 5 měsíci

    2:32 he went the wrong way with the guard

  • @puffballbk2186
    @puffballbk2186 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Damn I really thought he would play wikepidle but I guess not 😢

  • @troyhadge8300
    @troyhadge8300 Před 3 měsíci

    31:22 bookmark

  • @GigaVanguard
    @GigaVanguard Před 5 měsíci +4

    Bisexual random person be like: “I love librarian”

  • @Shnarfbird
    @Shnarfbird Před 5 měsíci

    good morning pharaoh

  • @BenDiPaolo
    @BenDiPaolo Před 4 měsíci

    1:27:50 Paul during the Gom Jabbar

  • @Tykwa1
    @Tykwa1 Před 3 měsíci

    Sorry your username has already been taken:
    Abraham Delacey
    Gioseppi Kasey
    Thomas' O' Malley, O' Malley the Alleycat
    Josie

  • @greasysteve3411
    @greasysteve3411 Před 5 měsíci +4

    18:08 ball python?? Whadda hell

  • @SaltyEmperor
    @SaltyEmperor Před 7 dny

    Wait, what happened this time?

  • @daltonhagler6051
    @daltonhagler6051 Před 5 měsíci

    I love my roommates, but I dislove Dishwash Maxxers

  • @HarveyJackson1967
    @HarveyJackson1967 Před 5 měsíci

    I love Liberian

  • @Mcmos9000
    @Mcmos9000 Před 5 měsíci

    Bro doesn't know about moccasins

  • @2jacked2read
    @2jacked2read Před 5 měsíci

    U Can’t Touch This is a banger

  • @johnthebarbarian
    @johnthebarbarian Před 5 měsíci

    T * O * M * P* IN BIO 😮❤🎉

  • @Rylee_G
    @Rylee_G Před 5 měsíci

    i hope his wifes sister doesnt see this

  • @C4uSt1CO
    @C4uSt1CO Před 5 měsíci

    How the fuck is guarnerious a word? Some famous family just gets a word in the dictionary of their last name? And that word specifically just refers to that family?

  • @TheGreatMaou
    @TheGreatMaou Před 5 měsíci

    18:34 is it tho? lol

  • @Kolla965
    @Kolla965 Před 5 měsíci

    Mercators suck Pacific centered Waterman butterflies are better.

  • @YouGottaCarryThatWeight
    @YouGottaCarryThatWeight Před 5 měsíci

    NL going “YEEUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH” at 59:57 is the funniest part of the whole stream

  • @UU8D
    @UU8D Před 5 měsíci