Judge Judy Does Not Want To Be Trump's Running Mate
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- čas přidán 5. 05. 2016
- Case closed: Judge Judy will not be running with Trump.
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Some people accuse Judge Judy of being too judgemental. Um, thats her job.
"Um is not a word!" - Judge Judy
Nicely played
Why thank you :)
I went to court for a ticket. The guy was angry at me . Some scary shit man
Yes, getting a ticket is a capital offense, the court has a right to treat you with disrespect and charge you court costs if you try to defend yourself. That is justice.
Can we take a minute to appreciate seeing Judge Judy actually smiling and laughing?
+Michael Hope it happens once every 15 years
+Michael Hope lol its like a lunar :P
+Michael Hope Lol. For real. First time I have seen her smile since I was a kid. This is unique
Michael Hope well you kind of see her Maniacal Smile when she makes at ruling on her cases, but yes.
Michael Hope she is so cute 🤗
She is even more awesome outside of the show. I don't care if people think she's a bitch. She tells it like it is and is honest. That is all that matters.
What do you think of dominant women?
Mark Anthony what's wrong with dominant women?
Nermin Mowsa I don`t think people should bully others, I find it annoying. There were aggressive girls at my college in North London, they were complete arseholes.
Mark Anthony I don't like bullies too, I had a girl at university who completely hates me for no good reason and I don't even speak to her, yet she tells her friends how much she despises me and I don't like her too, but you can't stop people from being people, and not everyone are the same. By the way, you need separate out dominant from bullying, they're completely two different traits.
Nermin Mowsa I don`t agree.
My wife watches Jude Judy in the afternoons and I have to say those people are insane for going on that show. If your position is in anyway shaky, which it is often, she will utterly destroy you.
They get paid for appearance. And they don’t have to pay whatever judgement that’s given. The producers pay it and you get a free trip to LA. Sooo it’s pretty worth it
Makes for great entertainment because she is amazingly entertaining.
+simon caymer That has nothing to do with the American Dream. The Dream isn't dead just because you can't find a housewife.
pricktroooollll yea it’s a win-win-win situation. The loser doesn’t have to pay and the winner gets the money owed(without having to worry about a deadbeat plaintiff ); meanwhile the network and its employees make a living.
Also the free vacation you mentioned.
They must be mostly Hillary voters.
I'd vote for Judge Judy if she ran for president.
Jack Guthrie I honestly would
As would many more than you might think would
I bet she'd actually make a difference in society. She's forceful, yet realistic. She's quick to address bullshit, think about it.
Of course you would, you're a bitch.
She recently endorsed Bloomberg. Are you gonna vote for Bloomberg in the primaries?
She ages so well.
Yesssss she does! 😊😊😊
+Elizabeth Wilson Have you people checked out this courtroom cartoon showdown "Judge Judy vs Donald Trump" (the unedited full-length version) on CZcams. It's what led me hear to check out this Judge Judy chick. Lol! Got to look it up on CZcams and make sure its the unedited full length version.
She has had work done on her face.
Elizabeth Wilson She looks exactly the same when I first saw her 12 years ago on TV when I was a little kid.
Mark Ant Good work is better than bad work, if you don't want to age gracefully by nature alone what's wrong with a bit of good help.
Now I get why Rupaul is obsessed with her...
Only Judy can Judge me.
What's funny is I bet a lot of people would vote for Judge Judy if she ran for office.
Pretty much
+turnxitxaround better than trump
+turnxitxaround She's actually smart and she'd sort out the lobbyists before they got a chance to finish one sentence.
+turnxitxaround "As seen on TV"... Just like The Donald.
+turnxitxaround don't really need celebrities, we need leaders and not the mob boss kind like Trump
She is the smartest and fairest person in USA... it's a shame that only less than 1% are like her.
My respect Judge Judy.
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to have a good memory..." No truer words have been spoken, she should be Mr. Sander's running mate!
How is Mr. Sanders doing these days? I heard he gave up running and just goes for short walks.
Judge Judy for US Supreme Court nominee please.
she would make a great supreme court justice because she is clearly not affiliated to any political party. She makes discussions based purely on fact not opinion. The law is her business, not politics.
I agree 1000%
She was a certain time
She would never do it because she makes LOTS OF MONEY on her show.....and with all of her properties....she likes that money!
It's interesting how she can be so opinionated yet not let it influence her judgements. Indeed, her opinions of people in her courtroom flow from the facts of a case and the context they are presented in. Not the other way around.
She is a raging Democrat
"That would be actually terrible."
Hahahaha...
I wouldn't mind if she ran for president... lol
better than trump
mainly because
(finish my thing)
+An Opposing Sans appeared
Don't tell me what to do.
Jason McFarlane no
You want a fake judge for president?
All hail Queen Judy! Lol
+Magaly Morales-Quintero her and Queen Elizabeth would pretty much own the world as 2 empires XD
+Magaly Morales-Quintero All hail god emperor Trump
I'd be up for that
@@mjrogers2 I'll pass...
I would actually support a Queen Judy monarchy for America.
She seems very right wing.
"I would be a benevolent despot!" absolute legend that Judge Judy, fucking love her!
A benevolent despot??? Gotta love the Judy lol
I love this woman. So straight forward and knows her job very well. I totally respect her.
Except Trumps typically says the way it is NOT.
She is truly my idol. I watch her 4 times a day and I dvr her if I'm not going to be home/out in the yard/etc. She is just a real person to me. Not like some other "hollywood types"
+MissaFraQ Well that's incredibly concerning!
If she ran for president I would vote for her in a heartbeat
Based on what?
+MrAstralWeeks Intellect, rational thinking, understanding of the law, ability to put people in their place, charismatic, independent and a plethora of other reasons.
She'd run on the Rep ticket.
@@Rrtnns She is a Democrat! Thank God
O I wouldn't. I like her better as a judge.
"I love being a monarch" This is one of the most accurate descriptions of what judges have become in this country and it is particularly frightening that she had no hesitation or reservation about making that statement on national television.
oh relax Aron she was talking about her persona on the show
She's smart enough to realize a couple things...she's no spring chicken, she's filthy rich, so now probably isn't the time to stick her head in an oven...additionally, there probably isn't anyone out there that, in two terms, could clean up the mess left by the last two beauties..But to her credit, her show is probably the most common sense anyone could see on TV these days...
+4catsnow
Not sure why its so popular to bandwagon put-down Obama, but he is objectively the best president our country has *ever* had. You immediately identify yourself as *one of those* guys when you equate him to morons like Bush.
*****
Obama is *objectively* the best president we have ever had. If you step outside your bubble of lies and misinformation, you could join the rest of the world in reality.
+Monochromicornicopia Do you understand the definition of the word objectively ? Do you know what evidence based comment is ?
You accuse others of being in a bubble of lies and misinformation and yet somehow evade correcting or counter arguing the commentator. Instead all you did was repeat an empty slogan. The operative here is empty.... just like obama an empty suit.
writerconsidered
Objective means the perspective of the person is irrelevant. Obama is objectively the best president we have ever had. By any all measures he has done more good for Americans than any president in the last 100 years.
She should be running for president. That is a woman I would vote for!
what a genuinely sweet lady! so cool to see what she's like when she's not dealing with bozos in her court room. Love that woman hahaha
Looks like I have to be the elephant in the room: In this show while talking to Judge Judy, Colbert asked her if Trump and Sanders were lying, but he NEVER ONCE asked her if Hillary Clinton lied. Why is that, I ponder?
If she were president everyone's couch would be plastic wrapped.
+Julian Lloyd #IfJudgeJudyWerePresident everyone would get a $5 check in the mail on their birthday.
+Gymtertainment Today's my birthday!! lol
+hertzer2000 Happy Birthday !!
+hertzer2000 here's a 5$ imaginary internet money
hpbd
Ive been watching judge judy since I was 7 and now sam 22, I never had so much love and too much adoration for a white woman...like she transcends culture and race and different creeds. Judge Judy taught me more about taking ownership of every aspect of my life and making the conscious effort to be a productive member of society, my parents are immigrants so allot of times they left me and my brothers at home while they worked and we caught or daily lessons from watching judge judy and making sure not to repeat the mistakes people on her show make...I love this woman like she's my own mother. People who dislike her, or think she's a bitch or overbearing, are most likely the ones who live the PC lifestyle and quickly claim themselves victims when things doesn't go their way....God Bless Judge Judy
+Kenne5antione
I would vote for judge judy as queen. maybe president
Kenne5antione
Great to see she's helping you come to terms with your racism.
How does she transcend race? She is Jewish as nearly everyone on TV today.
Don't get me wrong, she is great.
I totally agree with you I love Judge Judy too.
Everyone always has to bring up race don’t they?
I totally disagree with the saying that Trump tells it like it is. The amount of times he has contradicted himself is not on the books. He doesn't even know what the hell he stands for.
+Ju M. ..he tells it like he thinks it is..thru trump glasses, which there must be a lot of...i used to have to do drugs to be that out of touch with reality...
Don't all our opinions change though a lot of the republican and democrats were once with a diffr by party
Ju M. Ok, provide specific examples or are you just conveying the media?
'...like it is' as in '...like I want to say. F$ck what you think.' Completely subjective.
Yes, for example he was a Democrat several times before finally deciding he was a Republican. But you Dems want that little fact ignored.
If she did run for president, I'd consider voting for her no matter what side she was on. (Rep or Dem)
All truth be told, it's a bummer that she feels she's too old and doesn't want to work too hard because if she ran, she would instantly have my vote as well as my full support.
She actually seemed like a decent human being in this.
uh nooooo
She is!
+GrapeNoseBoy You all need to see my Judge Judy vs Donald Trump cartoon, the unedited full-length version. Its Judge Judy how she acts in her courtroom vs Donald Trump so hold on to your hat before you look it up on CZcams or go to my channel. LOL!
I can vouch for Tontare.
His judge judy videos are hilarious and deserve more views.
If you consider yourself a fan of her's and you have a sense of humour,
you will probably love his videos.
Degenerate999 Degenerate, do you have replies disabled. I have been trying to respond to your posting at my channel to express my thanks and gratitude over your beautiful comments about Judge Judy Cartoon Series but CZcams won't let me.
put her on the supreme court
+pri2x0x haha! YES!!
+pri2x0x The perfect storm for the apocalypse: 1) Trump in office 2) Palin as VP 3) Judge Judy in supreme court.
She would never go for working on supreme court, she makes roughly $50 million a year on her show now which is almost a million per episode; highly unlikely anyone would take a 99% pay cut being that she has a contract until 2020 when she'll be 77.
She wont take that pay cut.
Judge Judy as Vice President 😂😂
I love her to bits! She’s one of those honest people that’s an absolute genius with words
'and i don't like to work so hard', i feel you
1:42 missed her opportunity to say they'd be pissed... I'm a bit peeved by that.
Yes. I admire Judge Judy. We don’t get to see her smiling this much. She looks fantastic and I live her philosophy.
LONG LIVE QUEEN JUDY!
Trump will nominate Judge Judy for the Supreme Court!
I think making a Supreme Court TV show with Judge Judy would probably solve that, she'd have to deal with stupid people still so it's a win win.
I was stung by a jellyfish one time, at least that's what the guy peeing on me said.
-Amy Schumer
Schumer is a pig in every way
I'd prefer Judy as a benevolent despot over Trump or Hillary as president.
Congratulations and Thank You For Your Insights! 🌺🌿🌹
From my understanding, peeing on your leg to relieve a jellyfish sting doesn't do anything, aside from placebo effects.
+willisverynice Just a kinky physician thing and used the jellyfish sting as a cover.
+willisverynice
Actually it depends on the type of jellyfish. With some jellyfish venom the pee can make it much worse!
It worked on my jellyfish sting back in 1988, and I had never heard of it before. Of course, we brushed sand over it first, and that may have taken some of the sting away before the pee ever got there, but I don't know for sure. And BTW, the sting was on the side of my foot and ankle (as far from my face as you could get). If it had been in any other place, I don't think I would have let my friend pee on it!
+willisverynice It works... not well. It's acidic. Same reason they pour vinegar
+Samuel Esson Well I guess Scientific American doesn't know what they are talking about because you u tube eggheads know better.
I love you Judge Judy! :-)
Trum tells it like it isn't.
Life Lessons de Judy: "You don't need a good memory if you're telling the truth.", "You're telling the truth if you're looking at (bailiff) Byrd and to the right, and you're lying if you're looking left.". Both of these are so true and have helped me deal with very difficult situations and people in life.
Neither actually. You are inventing something in your head to say if you're looking left and you are recalling what actually happened if you are looking right. If you're telling the truth, then when asked about something, you'll answer right away and won't say you can't remember or you don't know.
"MOOOOOOOM, REALLY?!"
her son probably
Trump doesn't tell it like it is. His score on the politifact truth-o-meter is one of the all-time lowest.
but people believe he does.
also people believe Sanders is unrealistic.
or Hillary is a human.
+Tom Thomson Politifact also shifts a lot of goalposts for Donald. If you take literally what he says, rather than focus on what he might otherwise meant, it is fairly decent. And Obama has a great record in Politifact, but in all that greatness he has accumulated 11 trillion debt in net spending (not counting the tax receipts for 8 years). So if you are good at saying things that passes the truth-o-meter and its goalposts, it does not mean you are a good leader in finance, jobs, the people, and the country.
+James Kidac Was it truely just HIM that accumulated that much or was it not the entire governement during his presidency? THere's a difference
***** Hey fuck boi. I was asking a god damned question. SO let me repeat: Is it LITERALLY just ONE MAN'S fault that more debt was procured OR was it a collective fault of our entire government OR was it just Congress that procured it while he was in office?!
Fuck sake, I'm trying to actually discuss this with another human being that possibly knows more than me but instead I encounter some jack ass taht was beaten by his drunken father.
its the american system that American President prepares most of the budgets with congress (4years with a democratic congress with the same amount of debt) and he has the final approval for budget as well as executive orders for many things. if you think he is smart about this responsibility and power you must be kidding me. I adore him for his speeches, but I have people I know who are the exact same thing, thugs who talk well and spend like an imbecile and blame everyone else. they are the most eloquent people in the world.
If she was in the debate against trump, it wouldn’t be pretty
She’s so eloquent
I love Judge Judy.
Peeing on a jellyfish sting actually doesn't work.
don't want you to run either ewww
It did for me.
+OhGeeGanksta Seawater and vinegar, according to Google but not pee.
depends on the jelly fish.
the funniest comment of the day I can't stop laughing
35 YEARS?!😨😱 that has to be stressful, dealing with so many people
Thank God she didnt pick a side like he wanted her to
I love Judge Judy! She's tough, but she has a good heart. I've always known that because I've seen her in other interviews. She shreds people on her shows, but she's just a sweet old lady like your grandma 👵
We need more people like her!
She should not have any fear of being VP. Never happen in a 1000 years
+Robert Hager Check out my Judge Judy vs. Donald Trump animated parody at my CZcams channel everyone, the 11th episode of my Judge Judy series
+Robert Hager she makes 47 million dollars a year. She would never let it happen.
+Brooks Robinson Are you sure about that number? It seems really high
+Robert Hager she's the highest paid person on TV (or some similar claim), because yea she makes that much
Why is the media asking every arbitrary celebrity what they think of trump?What is the point of that?
Entertainment. It may not seem entertaining to you, which is understandable, but I enjoy it.
+flyingboat They just love him so much!
+flyingboat Trump is an arbitrary celebrity, why not ask peers?
Seriously, what qualifications does Trump have that Judge Judy does not also possess?
By the way, that's not an endorsement of Trump's qualifications for the presidency, it just goes to show how far out of his league he is.
she is the ONLY!!! show I would watch on daytime television..Judge Judy is The Elite!!! BEST!!..👍👍👍
Trump's going to nominate Judge Judy for Supreme Court!
+g3i0r
All the more reason to ditch Hillary then :P
I wish!
Love Judge Judy!
I love Judge Judy simply answer she too old for the job, avoid fall into the attempt that Host tried to lead her to trash talk about Trump.
Despot Judy, yes please! May the justice be served
All hail queen Judy the first!
When I was a kid, and nothing else was on, I would turn to this and just watch. I was so innocent I was unable to tell whether they were acting or not. Then I found the internet.
+Righteousclaim "This" meaning Judge Judy, Stephen Colbert, or the Late Show?
Judge Judy...sorry there was sleep depravation and alcohol involved.
"One of the appeal about Trump is that he says it like it is" I laughed so hard....
I love me some Judge Judy she is the best, more power to her. A woman who is not afraid to speak her mind. Strong American woman. 🗽👠
If Trump says what you're thinking, think harder.
Or don't think at all....
MAGA?
I wish SHE would have run for president
I would absolutely be fine with Judge Judy as president or queen. 100% on board with that.
Judge Judy is a riot! Very funny!
Judge Judy for Queen? Hell to the yes!!!
I love this woman so much. Such an inspiration and role model to all young people male or female as a strong, principled and independent character
"Benevolent despot" - the brilliant Judge Judy at her best!
The first American Queen Judy!
I'll be damned, what a charming lady.
Nancy Reagan-esque style and manner when not on the clock
Queen Judy, America's first and only queen. Heck yeah!
I WISH Judge Judy would run for President
Don't piss on jellyfish stings. At best it works because of placebo.
AsSheLikesIt Urine can aggravate the pain, fool
+AsSheLikesIt And there are some people in the world who haven't been stung by a jellyfish but are also pleased with the results after a pee shower. Ha
jedsithor Lol You're not wrong there I suppose.
AsSheLikesIt Your anecdotal bullshit means nothing.
Welp... Judge Judy's personality normally gets on my nerves, regardless of how right she is. Here, however, she seems totally human, funny and relatable. Who would have guessed? I like this version of her.
Who said we wanted Judge Judy? Everyone I've seen has said if not Pence how about Judge JEANINE??
She should've been a moderator for the debate or be the president, I'd vote for Judge Judy!
Trump keeps repeating that he's going to make america great again yet always fails to explain how
+Răzvan Rădoiu He's explained that about as clearly as he explained how he's going to raise taxes on himself by lowering taxes on himself. Also, how his tax plan wouldn't cause the country a national debt of iirc 25 trillion or how a wall would actually help. It's not like 30-foot ladders exist or Mexicans are famous for breaking out of top security prisons via tunnel after all
and yet so many people believe him
+NumFortyTwo Because he "tells it like it is"...by taking just about every view of every matter. He's pandered to everyone until he can basically crush them underfoot, at which point he starts insulting them and calling them names.
His critics keep repeating that anyone that supports him is a terrible person yet always fail to explain how
+Răzvan Rădoiu HE DOESNT HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING TO YOU PUNK
Donald says it like it is? Lmao
She's Great. Watching her has helped me become more assertive.
"Write it down" LOLOLOLOL
Judge Judy is a LOT cooler than I had her down for. Pleasant surprise. ^_^
I agree with you. It was actually nice to see this side of her.
+Mark Lumsley Usually she has to work through a lot of people trying to manipulate her opinion (almost always with nonsense). i imagine somebody trying to engage with her in a charming way, not really pulling or pushing her in any direction but what's fun, is very liber8ing!
wait shes actually a judge?!
+Crobat3trainer Duh!
+Crobat3trainer
No, lol. She probably has pretty much everyone fooled in the south states, people with single digit IQ's, and incest babies.
+Axel1617 what are you talking about? she was a family court judge for 15 years, and you don't become " not a judge" when you stop appearing in court than, say, a doctor would become become "not a doctor" when he retired. Her television set is not a courtroom, nor is she acting as an official judge during her television arbitration... but she's definitely a judge
+Axel1617 that sir, is probably why u hold back insults until u r sure about anything or even better, never utter them or think about them. :)
+Axel1617 you sir are an idiot
this is judge judy laughing. like for good luck
I was waiting for her to cuss him out lol
I'm not going to lie her grandmothers philosophy makes no sense and she probably dead now.
Damn right she'd take a pay cut. She's making like $47 million dollars a year. Lol
I heard Ellen DeGeneres say don't pee on my shoes and tell me it's raining first
Why didn’t she holler “I’M SPEAKING!” When he kept interrupting?
_What's on your tongue is on your lung. = if you tell the truth you don't have to have a good memory._
...wat.
lol
+mariokarter13 Yeah, I really didn't follow that either. Maybe it makes more sense in Yiddish, or something.
you won't have to remember which story you told, keep straight what's the truth and what's lies.
+trDewy I got that part, and tongue is obviously in reference to lying, I have no idea what the fuck lung is supposed to mean.
+mariokarter13 It affects your mental health and physical health. You get nervous etc. But it has to do also with what you eat...If you ask from sales woman coca cola every day, you may get diabetes. Because in coca cola is too much sugar. Then you will lie to doctor you didnt drank too much soda or alcohol. It is not good example but if people want to be healthy they should not lie, they should eat healthy.
#JudgeJudy4President
Love judge Judy!! She should be our next President!!!
"What's on your lung is on your tongue ?" *Hacks up a loogie*.