I Hired A Cryptographer To Expose My Deepest Secret

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  • Will Mike's secret be exposed or remain hidden?
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  • @bobafett6199
    @bobafett6199 Před 5 lety +5218

    Cryptographer; **Breathes**
    Mike; _Mayonnaise Pieee_

  • @iamthewerewolf4916
    @iamthewerewolf4916 Před 6 lety +5738

    This is the closest someone has ever come to winning. I was actual rooting for the cryptographer the entire time.

  • @tdusek13
    @tdusek13 Před 5 lety +2051

    no one:
    mike: *m a y o n n a i s e p i e*

  • @venice8332
    @venice8332 Před 5 lety +3965

    If he had like 5 more min I think he could’ve won

    • @toad7395
      @toad7395 Před 5 lety +61

      Not really he didnt know what font that was

    • @anon7656
      @anon7656 Před 5 lety +38

      Nah,... 4 mins and 59 seconds is enough

    • @goatsy3685
      @goatsy3685 Před 5 lety +59

      I legit didn’t watch the whole vid and saw this u bully

    • @zacmcewan654
      @zacmcewan654 Před 5 lety +9

      vP mars ツ bro they r versing fucking mike mike is always the winner

    • @lancebitoy8912
      @lancebitoy8912 Před 5 lety +10

      @@goatsy3685 relax 9yr old

  • @Name2site
    @Name2site Před 6 lety +1726

    That cryptographer is incredibly smart! He made all that progress in under 30 minutes. Amazing.

    • @gm836
      @gm836 Před 6 lety +47

      Name2site yh very smart especially under a time limit

    • @bakakaoru12
      @bakakaoru12 Před 6 lety +70

      He solved 5/7 clues which Mike prepared in 2 two weeks, and in just 30 minutes hahahaha. Really great tho!

    • @dawfake9879
      @dawfake9879 Před 6 lety +7

      131051 VIP no

    • @leomadero562
      @leomadero562 Před 6 lety +1

      131051 VIP no I want fake sex

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 Před 6 lety +1

      131051 VIP
      Hold on i am going to ask my mom

  • @khalidh5933
    @khalidh5933 Před 6 lety +1832

    He would've won if he had more time

  • @gustinelonto830
    @gustinelonto830 Před 5 lety +1145

    I feel bad for the cryptographer everytime the mime smacks him with mayonaise pie

  • @danielstrawe5118
    @danielstrawe5118 Před 5 lety +1564

    Dad: "Boy you got a D on your math test? Come here, you gon' get a whooping"
    "Little did he know that I was planning my escape ever since I was born..."

  • @teku6678
    @teku6678 Před 6 lety +2090

    If you gave him about 10 more minutes he could've totally solved it with time to spare

    • @robot8557
      @robot8557 Před 6 lety +47

      definitely (not sarcasm)

    • @lanfriesen
      @lanfriesen Před 6 lety +81

      But then he wouldn’t have needed 10 more minutes if he would have time to spare in those 10 minutes.

    • @thestrangefishlikeentity9967
      @thestrangefishlikeentity9967 Před 6 lety +34

      That's the point of the time limit, to make it a challenge.

    • @j3_designs_426
      @j3_designs_426 Před 6 lety +145

      Princess TNT How is it a challenge when Mike has hours to prepare and the other person has only half an hour. That's why he wins all of the time

    • @carolinemulford5927
      @carolinemulford5927 Před 6 lety +30

      KeyboardWarrior9000 because mike is an office worker. These people do this as their full time job.

  • @YCLPM_Art
    @YCLPM_Art Před 6 lety +1518

    That mime is shook

  • @kushalvaibhav5447
    @kushalvaibhav5447 Před 5 lety +3944

    Why is there not an outsmarted Season 2 🙎🙎
    Like so buzzfeed can see

  • @VWES-jk3gw
    @VWES-jk3gw Před 4 lety +160

    Mike:*Explains his deep secret*
    *_Mime: ._._*

  • @lukekvistian
    @lukekvistian Před 6 lety +794

    What the cryptographer didn’t know is that I was planning this for 4.8 billion years

    • @daevidpp445
      @daevidpp445 Před 6 lety +1

      HELLO I HAVE NO EYES Wow, you made a fake account to get likes on a comment and failed...

    • @lukekvistian
      @lukekvistian Před 6 lety +12

      DEPRGaming you also stayed up until 2:00 o’clock in the morning don’t you have summer school tomorrow?

    • @darielarias8505
      @darielarias8505 Před 5 lety +1

      BRUUUH

    • @Alexia.K
      @Alexia.K Před 5 lety +1

      I laught so fkn hard

    • @superdave354
      @superdave354 Před 5 lety

      Vasco Perry The Prophecy, confirmed... To be continued ⏩

  • @Expirations
    @Expirations Před 6 lety +2285

    “And what the cryptographer didn’t know... is that I was planning my strategy for a whole decade...”

    • @relog
      @relog Před 6 lety +9

      I was planning sense World War 1

    • @gladiatorgodclassic1
      @gladiatorgodclassic1 Před 6 lety +1

      still nearly won

    • @K0EN
      @K0EN Před 6 lety

      Lmfaooo

    • @Gunz1234
      @Gunz1234 Před 5 lety +1

      No he was planning for a century or may be mamillion

    • @sansso7888
      @sansso7888 Před 5 lety +1

      And what you didn’t know is that minecraft avatars are old.

  • @jiddanmuhafidin6477
    @jiddanmuhafidin6477 Před 5 lety +1622

    2:51 why does the mime have a mic hahaha

  • @chickenjoe3389
    @chickenjoe3389 Před 5 lety +965

    8:39 that 360 no-scope from the mime

  • @kadetkommentary5033
    @kadetkommentary5033 Před 6 lety +425

    Honestly the concept behind the "Outsmarted" is to see how outrageously complicate Mike can go.

    • @someweirdkid8787
      @someweirdkid8787 Před 6 lety +3

      LoganLegendary no Mike us just unfair I bet you like all the other episodes like where he escaped a swat team or "outsmarted" the special ops guy he only gave them thirty minutes he gets 2 billion years

    • @Chewie_
      @Chewie_ Před 6 lety

      LoganLegendary
      No
      He is actually a really evil person
      He is learning the weaknesses of everybody
      When he has learnt all the weaknesses he will attack and take over the world!

    • @dereklouden7415
      @dereklouden7415 Před 6 lety

      No he is planning something biiiig

  • @Jesszicar
    @Jesszicar Před 6 lety +630

    The Cryptographer would have won, if he wasn't given an unrealistic time frame that would never happen in real life. He needed 10 more minutes to solve something Mike planned for 2 weeks, honestly that should be an achievement in itself.

    • @anabelpenaloza8325
      @anabelpenaloza8325 Před 6 lety +3

      Jessica That was unfair and but did so well poor guy

    • @conorfitzpatrick2406
      @conorfitzpatrick2406 Před 6 lety

      Jessica yes but mike had to prepare the room and he mime and the crytographer and h had to do research and the clues

    • @Jesszicar
      @Jesszicar Před 6 lety +5

      Conor Fitzpatrick that’s the point. He had weeks and weeks to prepare, while this Cryptographer had 30 minutes to solve weeks of researched planning. I’m only saying he deserved to win considering how close he came to solving something made near impossible from the beginning.

    • @Qaywsx186
      @Qaywsx186 Před 6 lety +8

      Its was unfair not because it was so long planned but because he got trolled and had to do strange things to get the next clue. I mean he had to make a haiku for a clue.. What the hell has this to do with adecyphering which can be done as an office job ?

    • @raimondpingol2670
      @raimondpingol2670 Před 6 lety +2

      You're right. Escape rooms usually last from 45 minutes up to an hour. And they were carefully studied so that the duration would be in a near realistic achievability.

  • @pizzacatyt
    @pizzacatyt Před 5 lety +1580

    The poor guy literally got pelted by mayonnaise I didn't even think it's funny

  • @exclousionz5843
    @exclousionz5843 Před 4 lety +377

    Mike: “You can do whatever you want to this mime”
    Cryptographer: Shoots him

  • @LOOK_ABOVE_YOU
    @LOOK_ABOVE_YOU Před 6 lety +3846

    Next episode: I hired a Hitman to try and kill me!

    • @armel_3815
      @armel_3815 Před 6 lety +78

      Jeff Kaplan but what he didnt know

    • @EliteXtasy
      @EliteXtasy Před 6 lety +88

      ...He already made a video like that.

    • @BLVDKillz
      @BLVDKillz Před 6 lety +4

      EliteXtasy Not a hitman trying to kill em though lol

    • @Samcastle1_
      @Samcastle1_ Před 6 lety +5

      He already hired a hitman

    • @braves_jacobontwitter598
      @braves_jacobontwitter598 Před 6 lety +19

      That's actually a good idea. Just make the hit man hunt him down with an airsoft gun, instead of a real one

  • @MiBay
    @MiBay Před 6 lety +1771

    I usually root for Mike but I really want to know his secret so...
    Go Cryptographer go!

    • @teamrockettes
      @teamrockettes Před 6 lety +45

      hahaha when the cryptographer said his joke about the secret probably relating to 'shucking corn of a different kind' the mime totally made a face that he's not far off... thus a CLUE

    • @Smiler445
      @Smiler445 Před 6 lety +18

      I'm guessing when he was in college Mike was seen "shucking his corn" by someone in a weird way or a weird place or by someone what made it even more emberassing

    • @imafanofjeffycheckitout7645
      @imafanofjeffycheckitout7645 Před 6 lety

      I think it's is In College

    • @jonathoncole7020
      @jonathoncole7020 Před 6 lety +13

      MiBay the secret is: he’s gay the last video shows it

    • @cowlegs5394
      @cowlegs5394 Před 6 lety +7

      He's gay

  • @pan-cake8534
    @pan-cake8534 Před 5 lety +158

    "bY CALMLY SHUCKING CORNNNNNN"
    yknow just an average night.

  • @reinada7640
    @reinada7640 Před 5 lety +347

    Me: *_Doing final exams_*
    *Gets hit with Mayo pie*

  • @i_am_clickbate4948
    @i_am_clickbate4948 Před 6 lety +3505

    Why did they give the mime a microphone

  • @jonelcaisip2659
    @jonelcaisip2659 Před 5 lety +779

    The mime was like "Damn, Why did I agreed to this crap"

  • @ry_vel6195
    @ry_vel6195 Před 5 lety +209

    Is it just me, or is the cryptographor's voice really relaxing?

  • @haylahperea7256
    @haylahperea7256 Před 5 lety +479

    That dude who was trying to hide his secrets acted more like a psychopath than a regular civilian. lol He was kinda creepy 😬

  • @aleclumba2547
    @aleclumba2547 Před 6 lety +105

    You have a lot time to prepare you should give the other guy like 15 more minutes.

  • @dhudock360
    @dhudock360 Před 6 lety +704

    A girl scout tries to sell me cookies but what she doesn't know is that I've been boxing for 5 years

    • @fischiobambino
      @fischiobambino Před 5 lety +3

      David Hudock underrated comment

    • @jeffreynolds471
      @jeffreynolds471 Před 5 lety +2

      David Hudock .........Okay then........... 🙄

    • @SleepyHarbor.
      @SleepyHarbor. Před 5 lety +2

      Lol pretty much exactly what happened here haha

    • @ann.samuel
      @ann.samuel Před 5 lety +1

      What does that mean?

    • @seekrenewal835
      @seekrenewal835 Před 5 lety +4

      @@ann.samuel He punches her in the face to make sure she doesn't sell him cookies.

  • @shyguy_4045
    @shyguy_4045 Před 5 lety +64

    Cryptographer: *freeking out because he's running out of time*
    Mike: *calmly presses corn to his face while staring into the camera lenses*

  • @mysticecho7022
    @mysticecho7022 Před 4 lety +198

    Mike:*tells joke*
    Me:*laughs*
    Mike:little did you know that I stalked you for a month to learn you're favorite jokes.

    • @ivanderwiharta3129
      @ivanderwiharta3129 Před 3 lety +3

      Your*

    • @Dzifii
      @Dzifii Před 3 lety +7

      @@ivanderwiharta3129 little did you know that @mystic echo has learned your correcting habit since 12 months ago

    • @ivanderwiharta3129
      @ivanderwiharta3129 Před 3 lety +2

      Oh wow I forgot I left a comment here

    • @lyfee4621
      @lyfee4621 Před 2 lety

      @@Dzifii little did you know that he purposely corrected him in order for you to reply

  • @diamondninja4938
    @diamondninja4938 Před 5 lety +1041

    This is like asking to play rock paper scissors with a rock paper scissors professional. And the terms are that you have an extra 5 seconds to pick rock, paper or scissors after the professional picked.

    • @jangonauta
      @jangonauta Před 5 lety +7

      Hahaha...

    • @delaneyward2831
      @delaneyward2831 Před 5 lety +2

      Well you can be a professional. Rock Paper Scissors is luck and body language if that

    • @s6leh
      @s6leh Před 5 lety +6

      @@delaneyward2831 you clearly didn't know what he meant.

    • @bloodfate9043
      @bloodfate9043 Před 5 lety

      @@lilyr7003 thats why king rocko said r/woooooosh

    • @alfiepicton1339
      @alfiepicton1339 Před 5 lety

      @lily r r/woooosh

  • @briedis8985
    @briedis8985 Před 6 lety +406

    This is probably the only episode where i wanted him to lose XD

  • @josephliu1907
    @josephliu1907 Před 5 lety +64

    "the job of a cryptographer is......"
    literally a minute late
    "what does a cryptographer do?"

  • @niellity
    @niellity Před 5 lety +105

    Im giving him my hardest crossword puzzle
    Little did he know i didnt let any letters lined up to make a word

  • @lazychips7085
    @lazychips7085 Před 6 lety +740

    I died when Mike told the mime his secret and the mime made that disgusted face💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @ackebrocke9987
      @ackebrocke9987 Před 6 lety +5

      LazyChips ikr😂

    • @cross8026
      @cross8026 Před 6 lety +20

      LazyChips IKR- I he was so shook. Whatever he did in college must’ve been intense

    • @jwhine
      @jwhine Před 6 lety +2

      FreddyIsDead__ I think he smoked crack because you can hear just the “ack” as soon as the beeps end

    • @cross8026
      @cross8026 Před 6 lety +2

      Youngassassin 1190 well I guess the mime isn’t the only thing that likes to get L I T.

    • @kingdeion2899
      @kingdeion2899 Před 6 lety +1

      LazyChips right

  • @loaflyladbasics4584
    @loaflyladbasics4584 Před 6 lety +1268

    Im starting to realize that this dude just puts people in impossible scenarios that completely nullify their training. I wonder how many real life scenarios theres been where a cryptographer had 30 minutes to solve a puzzle while pie was being chucked at em.

    • @natestrich3834
      @natestrich3834 Před 6 lety +93

      *-M A Y O N A I S E P I E-*

    • @dizzy916
      @dizzy916 Před 6 lety +45

      it makes it more interesting

    • @mollie.28.15
      @mollie.28.15 Před 6 lety +66

      Johanns Origgi it’s called fun. Why take it seriously

    • @ASM0DeuZ
      @ASM0DeuZ Před 6 lety +61

      He was told the answer at the beginning lol, if the mime is ticklish you go for the feet. :P assuming the note was actually in his shoe.

    • @LetMeEatIt
      @LetMeEatIt Před 6 lety +3

      Ill make sure the military does that, XD

  • @dovaiS
    @dovaiS Před 5 lety +169

    The time limit and mayonnaise pie part was unfair. In what point in real life would someone follow them and hit them with Mayonnaise pie. If he had a little bit more time he could’ve cracked it.
    Albeit he did agree to this challenge.

  • @mollyrocks9947
    @mollyrocks9947 Před 5 lety +20

    me- *sleeping in my bed*
    mike- *whispers* Mayonnaise pie

  • @oBringMeTheDiscoCake
    @oBringMeTheDiscoCake Před 6 lety +255

    I feel like the mayo pies were.......a bit much

  • @jackj7573
    @jackj7573 Před 6 lety +1891

    Mayonnaise pie......

  • @cobsterboi1109
    @cobsterboi1109 Před 5 lety +16

    The cryptographer deserves the win for that one

  • @fishglobglob4285
    @fishglobglob4285 Před 5 lety +21

    I feel like the mime and a cryptologist formed a special bond

  • @elsmok3952
    @elsmok3952 Před 6 lety +256

    you should have had the mime act out your secret over and over while he searches

    • @randyhurtado3219
      @randyhurtado3219 Před 6 lety +2

      AlexplayzPVPx you just wanted to try to figure his secret out didn't you

  • @griffing1368
    @griffing1368 Před 6 lety +211

    What my teacher didn't know, was I spent the last 2 weeks studying for this test.

  • @MethuselahWinter
    @MethuselahWinter Před 5 lety +11

    I loved the expression of the mime had when Mike told him the secret....

  • @mannyrockwell
    @mannyrockwell Před 5 lety +86

    “In college he almost hooked up with a trap”

  • @GiannaLanvin3
    @GiannaLanvin3 Před 6 lety +360

    yeah this was just unfair for the crytographer. wtf was up with the mayo in the face. call me a partypooper, but i'd hate to have that crap thrown in my eyes as i'm trying to figure out puzzles under a time constraint

    • @laundrysauce354
      @laundrysauce354 Před 6 lety +16

      GiannaLanvin3 mayo is a bit too much, just do something less nasty

    • @deadlydude3627
      @deadlydude3627 Před 6 lety +8

      Its supposed to test their skills. Not to be realistic.

    • @SiaQiErn
      @SiaQiErn Před 6 lety

      Laundry Sauce I love mayo

    • @laundrysauce354
      @laundrysauce354 Před 6 lety

      Lol I used to eat mayo on toast

  • @jaileneb7065
    @jaileneb7065 Před 6 lety +1218

    I feel like Mike always wins these challenges

    • @Msbmteam3
      @Msbmteam3 Před 6 lety +106

      He failed the lie detector

    • @azraelur
      @azraelur Před 6 lety +20

      Yeah, the Sniper episode really annoyed me.

    • @BLVDKillz
      @BLVDKillz Před 6 lety +14

      That's because he cheats and plan way before the other person lol only gave him 30mins

    • @Computerix
      @Computerix Před 6 lety +2

      Jailenex 10 He lost the lie detector one

    • @MrPoopenFarten
      @MrPoopenFarten Před 6 lety +7

      Yeah but lie detectors don't really work

  • @JShami.
    @JShami. Před 5 lety +34

    Who else heard him say in college and then crack at the end when he was telling mime his secret

    • @izzie9402
      @izzie9402 Před 5 lety

      He could have said crap.

    • @HonzukiNoGekokujou
      @HonzukiNoGekokujou Před 3 lety

      It honestly sounded like trap to me, but subtitles say track, so.

  • @ericcasas23
    @ericcasas23 Před 4 lety +15

    Rumor has it he’s still getting hit with..
    🗣Mayonnaise pie 🥧

  • @shwetaullala7102
    @shwetaullala7102 Před 6 lety +86

    He was so close! Closer than the other outsmarted specialists!

  • @corbanperkins308
    @corbanperkins308 Před 5 lety +1483

    Mike: So its a date? Girl: Yea!
    What my future wife didn't know is that I had spent the last month stalking her so I can everything about her.

    • @horaciosalgado7228
      @horaciosalgado7228 Před 5 lety +7

      XD

    • @hypatch8014
      @hypatch8014 Před 5 lety +49

      so I can everything about her?

    • @junkyard1880
      @junkyard1880 Před 5 lety +26

      @@hypatch8014Put Black Light on your screen and it will reveal the secret word!.........
      It is...........
      "know" using other lights will omit the "k" and "w" and it will be NO!

    • @gamertv4998
      @gamertv4998 Před 5 lety +12

      @@junkyard1880 MY BOI REVEALING STUFF

    • @unknown-uv5ts
      @unknown-uv5ts Před 4 lety +1

      Lmfdo

  • @rileyfranco9367
    @rileyfranco9367 Před 5 lety +21

    What the cryptographer didn’t know was that I have been planning this since the day I was born

    • @malymoo3120
      @malymoo3120 Před 5 lety +1

      ...before the secret event even happened. I looked into the future and started from there.

  • @_niemand
    @_niemand Před 4 lety +7

    Mike: nobody uses wingdings
    Toby fox: you are gonna have a really bad time

  • @MadmanEpic
    @MadmanEpic Před 6 lety +101

    I like how the mime had a visible reaction to his secret.

  • @Smd2003
    @Smd2003 Před 6 lety +447

    Try letting a hacker hack your computer, and let him find your secret.

  • @bilobobaggins1934
    @bilobobaggins1934 Před 5 lety +12

    What the cryptographer didn't know is that I spent the last two weeks building up a resistance to iocane powder.

  • @fallendawn9600
    @fallendawn9600 Před 5 lety +47

    *mayonase pie* (in a whispered voice)

  • @smollestbeanlol
    @smollestbeanlol Před 6 lety +1396

    ” I’ll be outside Preemptively celebrating my victory by *calmly shucking corn* ”
    Mood tbh

  • @elizabethhquach
    @elizabethhquach Před 6 lety +2206

    “mayonnaise pie...”

  • @sassypotato5271
    @sassypotato5271 Před 3 lety +2

    2:48 The mime’s reaction was priceless

  • @evanjacobs5332
    @evanjacobs5332 Před 5 lety +9

    The funniest part of this video was the mime had a mic attached to his shirt😂😂😂

  • @shav7134
    @shav7134 Před 6 lety +600

    They put a microphone on the mime in the beginning interviews😂😂

  • @allisonrodriguez8129
    @allisonrodriguez8129 Před 6 lety +571

    I think this guy is one of the nicest people on this series I've seen so far. As far as I've seen, the other experts seem kinda... full of themselves.

    • @hh3140
      @hh3140 Před 5 lety +28

      Allison Rodriguez 😂yea I think they just up the masculinity because mike is also so full of himself

    • @broaverage1716
      @broaverage1716 Před 5 lety +2

      Allison Rodriguez the snipper 😂

    • @Flowerz__
      @Flowerz__ Před 5 lety

      yeah this guy was good too, he was going to figure this out if he had more time.

  • @sanstaleunder7953
    @sanstaleunder7953 Před 4 lety +9

    I hired a cryptographer to expose my deepest secret
    But little did he know, i just wrote random things

  • @radd.
    @radd. Před 2 lety +3

    I like how the Cryptographer got better at dodging the Mayo Pies like he gained experience

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 Před 6 lety +4997

    I have a new mission in life. I need to find that mime and make him talk. I need to know. *I NEED TO KNOW.*

    • @Astryst
      @Astryst Před 6 lety +53

      +Nebulin Shouldnt read the comment section smartass

    • @nushkakamusa671
      @nushkakamusa671 Před 6 lety +2

      Wait are you isabelle from ACPS??!???

    • @nushkakamusa671
      @nushkakamusa671 Před 6 lety

      Isagail please answer are you Isabelle from Acps?

    • @athenas5959
      @athenas5959 Před 6 lety

      same

    • @rhop5213
      @rhop5213 Před 6 lety

      You realize this series is staged

  • @delayante8868
    @delayante8868 Před 6 lety +110

    Try outsmarting a Drug Test

  • @jacob_chillin69
    @jacob_chillin69 Před 5 lety +30

    OMG that is so scary THERE IS NO CANDY IN THE. PINEADA

    • @arat2028
      @arat2028 Před 5 lety +1

      WHAT A NIGHTMARE

    • @Princess_Melodie
      @Princess_Melodie Před 5 lety

      Omg theres no brains in the head!

    • @arat2028
      @arat2028 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Princess_Melodie
      - quoted from the surgeons that tried to figure out why i have the iq of a rock

    • @Janet47
      @Janet47 Před 4 lety

      you spelled pinata horribly wrong

  • @crush8777
    @crush8777 Před 4 lety +4

    The mime looked seriously disturbed when he told him his secret

  • @catherineyeung9103
    @catherineyeung9103 Před 6 lety +299

    this video series while entertaining is kinda bs, he turns all the rules such that he is going to win most of the time and there is nothing a professional can do abt it

    • @jamie91995
      @jamie91995 Před 6 lety +22

      I want to see him try and escape a hitman and the hitman has one week to shoot him with a paintball gun or slip a fake poison into his food and mike cannot hide from it

    • @notonfire7318
      @notonfire7318 Před 6 lety +3

      Yeah it's never fair

    • @isaacsprenger9940
      @isaacsprenger9940 Před 6 lety

      Aurox Night ikr

    • @forironyssake9408
      @forironyssake9408 Před 6 lety

      I think that's the point lol

    • @XX-lo4ox
      @XX-lo4ox Před 6 lety

      it's never fair in the real world..

  • @foreveryoung4276
    @foreveryoung4276 Před 6 lety +437

    *whisper* mayonnaise pie...

  • @thefirstbub3814
    @thefirstbub3814 Před 5 lety +6

    What the cryptologist didn't know is that I had his entire family hostage.

  • @riyad3320
    @riyad3320 Před 5 lety +2

    this is so creative and that cryptographer was incredibly smart and a patient man

  • @HOusEoFsiERRa
    @HOusEoFsiERRa Před 6 lety +973

    Usually, I root for Mike in these videos, but because the cryptographer was so nice and good-natured, I wanted Mike to lose this one. 😊 And, because I wanted to know his deepest, darkest secret. 😝

  • @KolorMeyellow
    @KolorMeyellow Před 6 lety +1208

    Why mayonnaise? That's just pure evil.

  • @codgamefreak602
    @codgamefreak602 Před 5 lety +4

    I can’t get over the mimes reaction when he heard his secret lmao

  • @equalizer1414
    @equalizer1414 Před 4 lety +2

    2:40 I see, the mime has had his tongue sealed by the great broken sewage pipe of the ocean and he cannot tell the secret. Wonderful job, Mike

  • @jaggerjdm9787
    @jaggerjdm9787 Před 6 lety +3890

    *M A Y O N N A I S E P I E*

  • @gia.ponterio
    @gia.ponterio Před 6 lety +561

    What the cryptographer didn’t know .. was that id been planning this since I was in my mother’s womb

  • @megannkrvs764
    @megannkrvs764 Před 5 lety +6

    If this guy was a criminal he could be really dangerous

  • @marcusbluestone2822
    @marcusbluestone2822 Před 5 lety +48

    This might be the biggest clickbate of all time.

  • @kateharrison6348
    @kateharrison6348 Před 6 lety +121

    Try outsmarting something that you only know what the challenge is 24-48 hours im advance. Like a real criminal or something

  • @mymicrowave
    @mymicrowave Před 6 lety +480

    the mayonnaise pies were fucked up im actually shook poor dude

  • @kelvmora
    @kelvmora Před 5 lety +8

    I feel bad for the cryptographer, cause he got thrown mayo pie every time!

  • @bucketboydee4727
    @bucketboydee4727 Před 5 lety +8

    “I think I got a C in math...pretty much every year of my life” 😭☠️

    • @Calvbread
      @Calvbread Před 5 lety +1

      C isn't a bad grade you're a bad grade.

  • @chill4814
    @chill4814 Před 6 lety +1619

    *MAYONNAISE PIEH*

    • @aryastark2053
      @aryastark2053 Před 6 lety +4

      Relx like you really thaught that if you add an h to « pie » it would be more funny 😂😂😭🤦‍♂️

    • @madhatter8509
      @madhatter8509 Před 6 lety +8

      Ralph Nassar Don't be jealous just because he got more likes than u

    • @aryastark2053
      @aryastark2053 Před 6 lety

      Neon Moon goodbye kiddo

    • @chill4814
      @chill4814 Před 6 lety +2

      Ralph Nassar lol u salty cuz i got 400+ likes and dont even try to lie😂

    • @aryastark2053
      @aryastark2053 Před 6 lety

      Relx yep bcz every like= 1$ 😂😂😪

  • @alinasanders9849
    @alinasanders9849 Před 6 lety +347

    2:48 this mime is just like wtf

  • @landonrants2067
    @landonrants2067 Před 5 lety +16

    Why does everybody have a cooler job than me...

  • @LovesHorror2002
    @LovesHorror2002 Před 5 lety +8

    The Mime looks like the young PewDiePie 😂

  • @jessondesign
    @jessondesign Před 6 lety +2314

    bro the mime at the end..boi gets lit in his spare time lol

  • @BaileyBrianne
    @BaileyBrianne Před 6 lety +778

    I thought it said chiropractor... I literally clicked on this video because I thought he was going to make a chiropractor figure out his biggest secret

  • @alexiscruz4984
    @alexiscruz4984 Před 4 lety +1

    Mike:what they dont know is that i spent the last century planning my escape

  • @TheWalkThrewer
    @TheWalkThrewer Před 5 lety +1

    LMAO at the mime who drinks and party’s for fun!! At the end

  • @Shayekindle
    @Shayekindle Před 6 lety +401

    He would’ve totally won if he had like 5 more minutes

  • @jameone5000
    @jameone5000 Před 5 lety +449

    His voice sounds smarter than my whole math skills

  • @MrOil-qy3vv
    @MrOil-qy3vv Před 4 lety +2

    The Mimes face when he heard the secrete though

  • @zetamafia911
    @zetamafia911 Před 4 lety +1

    The mime's face when he told the secret lmao