I Hired A Cryptographer To Expose My Deepest Secret
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Cryptographer; **Breathes**
Mike; _Mayonnaise Pieee_
XD
lol
Boris approves
That is not the proper use of a semicolon.
Cryptographer: *goes out to lunch on a date*
Mike: mayonaise Pieeee
This is the closest someone has ever come to winning. I was actual rooting for the cryptographer the entire time.
He lost vs the lie detector
Preferably an actual person
I am The werewolf Rooting*
I am The werewolf same
The private investigator also won
no one:
mike: *m a y o n n a i s e p i e*
I'd like but you have 69 likes and I cannot ruin that
@@lu1189 now 420
@@zmaharia now 520
@@nzieo now 540
@SolarVortex now 800
If he had like 5 more min I think he could’ve won
Not really he didnt know what font that was
Nah,... 4 mins and 59 seconds is enough
I legit didn’t watch the whole vid and saw this u bully
vP mars ツ bro they r versing fucking mike mike is always the winner
@@goatsy3685 relax 9yr old
That cryptographer is incredibly smart! He made all that progress in under 30 minutes. Amazing.
Name2site yh very smart especially under a time limit
He solved 5/7 clues which Mike prepared in 2 two weeks, and in just 30 minutes hahahaha. Really great tho!
131051 VIP no
131051 VIP no I want fake sex
131051 VIP
Hold on i am going to ask my mom
He would've won if he had more time
Fluffy Marimo saitama
Emily-chan ONE PUNNNCCCHHH
yas hes good at this
Mr August I’m reporting all his comments u should join me
Lakshan senthilkumaran YESSS
I feel bad for the cryptographer everytime the mime smacks him with mayonaise pie
M A Y O N A I S E P I E
that was the funniest part :D
At least make it a banana pie :(
Yeah... It wasn't that funny, I just thought it was kinda mean... Not trying to start a fight! No one @ me
@@hannahm9083 its normal,like..... its mime and mime used to do that
Dad: "Boy you got a D on your math test? Come here, you gon' get a whooping"
"Little did he know that I was planning my escape ever since I was born..."
Lol
Haha😂😂
oh boy, sounds perfectly nasty
Lol
If you gave him about 10 more minutes he could've totally solved it with time to spare
definitely (not sarcasm)
But then he wouldn’t have needed 10 more minutes if he would have time to spare in those 10 minutes.
That's the point of the time limit, to make it a challenge.
Princess TNT How is it a challenge when Mike has hours to prepare and the other person has only half an hour. That's why he wins all of the time
KeyboardWarrior9000 because mike is an office worker. These people do this as their full time job.
That mime is shook
Shooketh
_That ending tho_
Cause ain't no such thing as halfway crooks
Scared to death and scared to look
Why is there not an outsmarted Season 2 🙎🙎
Like so buzzfeed can see
Mike is still preparing his next master plan
Mike became MI6
He's going to make a tv show about it
Dexter Baum what’s ml6?
stop asking for likes
Mike:*Explains his deep secret*
*_Mime: ._._*
mime *is deeply disturbed*
What the cryptographer didn’t know is that I was planning this for 4.8 billion years
HELLO I HAVE NO EYES Wow, you made a fake account to get likes on a comment and failed...
DEPRGaming you also stayed up until 2:00 o’clock in the morning don’t you have summer school tomorrow?
BRUUUH
I laught so fkn hard
Vasco Perry The Prophecy, confirmed... To be continued ⏩
“And what the cryptographer didn’t know... is that I was planning my strategy for a whole decade...”
I was planning sense World War 1
still nearly won
Lmfaooo
No he was planning for a century or may be mamillion
And what you didn’t know is that minecraft avatars are old.
2:51 why does the mime have a mic hahaha
LMAO
XD
So he can communicate
@Chrontum Mike was the one that said Mayonnaise pie
congrats you found the joke
8:39 that 360 no-scope from the mime
Extra dead. 😂
Lmao I didn’t even notice 😂
*whispers* Mayonnaise PIE
Lmao 🤣
Butt shot
Honestly the concept behind the "Outsmarted" is to see how outrageously complicate Mike can go.
LoganLegendary no Mike us just unfair I bet you like all the other episodes like where he escaped a swat team or "outsmarted" the special ops guy he only gave them thirty minutes he gets 2 billion years
LoganLegendary
No
He is actually a really evil person
He is learning the weaknesses of everybody
When he has learnt all the weaknesses he will attack and take over the world!
No he is planning something biiiig
The Cryptographer would have won, if he wasn't given an unrealistic time frame that would never happen in real life. He needed 10 more minutes to solve something Mike planned for 2 weeks, honestly that should be an achievement in itself.
Jessica That was unfair and but did so well poor guy
Jessica yes but mike had to prepare the room and he mime and the crytographer and h had to do research and the clues
Conor Fitzpatrick that’s the point. He had weeks and weeks to prepare, while this Cryptographer had 30 minutes to solve weeks of researched planning. I’m only saying he deserved to win considering how close he came to solving something made near impossible from the beginning.
Its was unfair not because it was so long planned but because he got trolled and had to do strange things to get the next clue. I mean he had to make a haiku for a clue.. What the hell has this to do with adecyphering which can be done as an office job ?
You're right. Escape rooms usually last from 45 minutes up to an hour. And they were carefully studied so that the duration would be in a near realistic achievability.
The poor guy literally got pelted by mayonnaise I didn't even think it's funny
_Mayonnaise Pieee_
@@TechnologyAssassin :(
Yeah..
dont you realize its a twist.
Pizza Cat he was trying so hard to evade the pies flying towards him :(
Mike: “You can do whatever you want to this mime”
Cryptographer: Shoots him
HAHAHA IMAGINE
*takes his shoe*
Next episode: I hired a Hitman to try and kill me!
Jeff Kaplan but what he didnt know
...He already made a video like that.
EliteXtasy Not a hitman trying to kill em though lol
He already hired a hitman
That's actually a good idea. Just make the hit man hunt him down with an airsoft gun, instead of a real one
I usually root for Mike but I really want to know his secret so...
Go Cryptographer go!
hahaha when the cryptographer said his joke about the secret probably relating to 'shucking corn of a different kind' the mime totally made a face that he's not far off... thus a CLUE
I'm guessing when he was in college Mike was seen "shucking his corn" by someone in a weird way or a weird place or by someone what made it even more emberassing
I think it's is In College
MiBay the secret is: he’s gay the last video shows it
He's gay
"bY CALMLY SHUCKING CORNNNNNN"
yknow just an average night.
Nothing out of the blue
Me: *_Doing final exams_*
*Gets hit with Mayo pie*
Dont get it.
Final exams = criptografy
Mayonnaise pieee
Crainz Giraffe 🦒
@@gj540-b9 The word is in the title of the video and you still butchered it.
Why did they give the mime a microphone
I_Am _ClickBate in case he did talk
Lmao just noticed that
Job habit XD
XD
I_Am _ClickBate lol
The mime was like "Damn, Why did I agreed to this crap"
There's something fucking terrifying about a mime throwing mayonnaise pies in a dimly lit fun house.
Could not say it better myself
His reaction to the secret tho
Lmao
@@georgestoney3532 we
Is it just me, or is the cryptographor's voice really relaxing?
Ry_Vel it’s just you
Me too
Yh
hmm
That dude who was trying to hide his secrets acted more like a psychopath than a regular civilian. lol He was kinda creepy 😬
Hes chill.
That's the point. Are you new?
immortal I know I was thinking you normie!
That's Mike for you
he's always like that lol. its just a joke
You have a lot time to prepare you should give the other guy like 15 more minutes.
A girl scout tries to sell me cookies but what she doesn't know is that I've been boxing for 5 years
David Hudock underrated comment
David Hudock .........Okay then........... 🙄
Lol pretty much exactly what happened here haha
What does that mean?
@@ann.samuel He punches her in the face to make sure she doesn't sell him cookies.
Cryptographer: *freeking out because he's running out of time*
Mike: *calmly presses corn to his face while staring into the camera lenses*
Mike:*tells joke*
Me:*laughs*
Mike:little did you know that I stalked you for a month to learn you're favorite jokes.
Your*
@@ivanderwiharta3129 little did you know that @mystic echo has learned your correcting habit since 12 months ago
Oh wow I forgot I left a comment here
@@Dzifii little did you know that he purposely corrected him in order for you to reply
This is like asking to play rock paper scissors with a rock paper scissors professional. And the terms are that you have an extra 5 seconds to pick rock, paper or scissors after the professional picked.
Hahaha...
Well you can be a professional. Rock Paper Scissors is luck and body language if that
@@delaneyward2831 you clearly didn't know what he meant.
@@lilyr7003 thats why king rocko said r/woooooosh
@lily r r/woooosh
This is probably the only episode where i wanted him to lose XD
M 2
lemon bleach cause the cryptographer is so nice
"the job of a cryptographer is......"
literally a minute late
"what does a cryptographer do?"
Im giving him my hardest crossword puzzle
Little did he know i didnt let any letters lined up to make a word
I died when Mike told the mime his secret and the mime made that disgusted face💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
LazyChips ikr😂
LazyChips IKR- I he was so shook. Whatever he did in college must’ve been intense
FreddyIsDead__ I think he smoked crack because you can hear just the “ack” as soon as the beeps end
Youngassassin 1190 well I guess the mime isn’t the only thing that likes to get L I T.
LazyChips right
Im starting to realize that this dude just puts people in impossible scenarios that completely nullify their training. I wonder how many real life scenarios theres been where a cryptographer had 30 minutes to solve a puzzle while pie was being chucked at em.
*-M A Y O N A I S E P I E-*
it makes it more interesting
Johanns Origgi it’s called fun. Why take it seriously
He was told the answer at the beginning lol, if the mime is ticklish you go for the feet. :P assuming the note was actually in his shoe.
Ill make sure the military does that, XD
The time limit and mayonnaise pie part was unfair. In what point in real life would someone follow them and hit them with Mayonnaise pie. If he had a little bit more time he could’ve cracked it.
Albeit he did agree to this challenge.
me- *sleeping in my bed*
mike- *whispers* Mayonnaise pie
now im dreamin that’s gonna happen to me ö
I feel like the mayo pies were.......a bit much
Mayonnaise pie......
Jack J how delicious
Jack J Said it so sexual lol
butter pie.....
lol he said that like 20 times and so true #whitepeoplebelike
The cryptographer deserves the win for that one
What I really want is a rematch.
I feel like the mime and a cryptologist formed a special bond
you should have had the mime act out your secret over and over while he searches
AlexplayzPVPx you just wanted to try to figure his secret out didn't you
What my teacher didn't know, was I spent the last 2 weeks studying for this test.
The Gamer lmao
The Gamer lmao
The Gamer LOL
I CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW FUNNY THIS WAS
Needs more replies and likes
You just reminded me of a test tomorrow that I spent the last two weeks forgetting about.
I loved the expression of the mime had when Mike told him the secret....
Yea its funny
“In college he almost hooked up with a trap”
yeah this was just unfair for the crytographer. wtf was up with the mayo in the face. call me a partypooper, but i'd hate to have that crap thrown in my eyes as i'm trying to figure out puzzles under a time constraint
GiannaLanvin3 mayo is a bit too much, just do something less nasty
Its supposed to test their skills. Not to be realistic.
Laundry Sauce I love mayo
Lol I used to eat mayo on toast
I feel like Mike always wins these challenges
He failed the lie detector
Yeah, the Sniper episode really annoyed me.
That's because he cheats and plan way before the other person lol only gave him 30mins
Jailenex 10 He lost the lie detector one
Yeah but lie detectors don't really work
Who else heard him say in college and then crack at the end when he was telling mime his secret
He could have said crap.
It honestly sounded like trap to me, but subtitles say track, so.
Rumor has it he’s still getting hit with..
🗣Mayonnaise pie 🥧
He was so close! Closer than the other outsmarted specialists!
ShweShu Tube the sniper was one of
Mike: So its a date? Girl: Yea!
What my future wife didn't know is that I had spent the last month stalking her so I can everything about her.
XD
so I can everything about her?
@@hypatch8014Put Black Light on your screen and it will reveal the secret word!.........
It is...........
"know" using other lights will omit the "k" and "w" and it will be NO!
@@junkyard1880 MY BOI REVEALING STUFF
Lmfdo
What the cryptographer didn’t know was that I have been planning this since the day I was born
...before the secret event even happened. I looked into the future and started from there.
Mike: nobody uses wingdings
Toby fox: you are gonna have a really bad time
I like how the mime had a visible reaction to his secret.
Try letting a hacker hack your computer, and let him find your secret.
What the cryptographer didn't know is that I spent the last two weeks building up a resistance to iocane powder.
*mayonase pie* (in a whispered voice)
” I’ll be outside Preemptively celebrating my victory by *calmly shucking corn* ”
Mood tbh
anyone who says mood deserves to be burnt on a stake
Ryan Stewart ... *MOOD*
Smol Bean u have 666 likes are u Satan
Donovan Cortez
yes
u srus
“mayonnaise pie...”
Dammit, I wanted to comment this. xD
Elizabeth Quach yum
Elizabeth Quach lol
XD
Elizabeth Quach I was gonna comment this but I knew someone had already done it
2:48 The mime’s reaction was priceless
The funniest part of this video was the mime had a mic attached to his shirt😂😂😂
They put a microphone on the mime in the beginning interviews😂😂
Min Yoongi infires omfg 😂😂
I saw that 😂
Min Yoongi infires mic drop mic drop
anonymous kpopers 😂😂
Min Yoongi infires o
I think this guy is one of the nicest people on this series I've seen so far. As far as I've seen, the other experts seem kinda... full of themselves.
Allison Rodriguez 😂yea I think they just up the masculinity because mike is also so full of himself
Allison Rodriguez the snipper 😂
yeah this guy was good too, he was going to figure this out if he had more time.
I hired a cryptographer to expose my deepest secret
But little did he know, i just wrote random things
I like how the Cryptographer got better at dodging the Mayo Pies like he gained experience
I have a new mission in life. I need to find that mime and make him talk. I need to know. *I NEED TO KNOW.*
+Nebulin Shouldnt read the comment section smartass
Wait are you isabelle from ACPS??!???
Isagail please answer are you Isabelle from Acps?
same
You realize this series is staged
Try outsmarting a Drug Test
OMG that is so scary THERE IS NO CANDY IN THE. PINEADA
WHAT A NIGHTMARE
Omg theres no brains in the head!
@@Princess_Melodie
- quoted from the surgeons that tried to figure out why i have the iq of a rock
you spelled pinata horribly wrong
The mime looked seriously disturbed when he told him his secret
this video series while entertaining is kinda bs, he turns all the rules such that he is going to win most of the time and there is nothing a professional can do abt it
I want to see him try and escape a hitman and the hitman has one week to shoot him with a paintball gun or slip a fake poison into his food and mike cannot hide from it
Yeah it's never fair
Aurox Night ikr
I think that's the point lol
it's never fair in the real world..
*whisper* mayonnaise pie...
What the cryptologist didn't know is that I had his entire family hostage.
this is so creative and that cryptographer was incredibly smart and a patient man
Usually, I root for Mike in these videos, but because the cryptographer was so nice and good-natured, I wanted Mike to lose this one. 😊 And, because I wanted to know his deepest, darkest secret. 😝
Lol someone copies your comment *got twice the amount of likes *
666 likes
At the last clue i wanted him to win really bad
sAmE
I don’t root for mike because he plans stuff out for at least a month
Why mayonnaise? That's just pure evil.
Mmala Mokone 💯 Like
Mmala Mokone That's the point XD
Mayo is fuckin disgustin
Mmala Mokone you just answered your own question
At least it not mustard
I can’t get over the mimes reaction when he heard his secret lmao
2:40 I see, the mime has had his tongue sealed by the great broken sewage pipe of the ocean and he cannot tell the secret. Wonderful job, Mike
*M A Y O N N A I S E P I E*
Jagger Draws! S
_mayonaisepie_
Ew
Oh I get it now I keep hearing mayonnaise pie then seeing them
always sound like penis pie to me
What the cryptographer didn’t know .. was that id been planning this since I was in my mother’s womb
WeToldYouItWasAMistakeToComeHere u killed me
WeToldYouItWasAMistakeToComeHereItWasAMistakeHolyShit
WeToldYouItWasAMistakeToComeHerm
😂😂
If this guy was a criminal he could be really dangerous
He'd be the Joker
WeLL..he is not the onLy one pLanning it for sure🤣
This might be the biggest clickbate of all time.
wait how
Huh?
Try outsmarting something that you only know what the challenge is 24-48 hours im advance. Like a real criminal or something
the mayonnaise pies were fucked up im actually shook poor dude
FF 2.0
I feel bad for the cryptographer, cause he got thrown mayo pie every time!
“I think I got a C in math...pretty much every year of my life” 😭☠️
C isn't a bad grade you're a bad grade.
*MAYONNAISE PIEH*
Relx like you really thaught that if you add an h to « pie » it would be more funny 😂😂😭🤦♂️
Ralph Nassar Don't be jealous just because he got more likes than u
Neon Moon goodbye kiddo
Ralph Nassar lol u salty cuz i got 400+ likes and dont even try to lie😂
Relx yep bcz every like= 1$ 😂😂😪
2:48 this mime is just like wtf
Alina Sanders 😂
Alina Sanders +
Alina Sanders wtf XD
The mic on the mime was a nice touch that just made that whole interaction so much better
If I was him I would be exposing him so hard
Why does everybody have a cooler job than me...
LandonRants because ur probably 7
The Mime looks like the young PewDiePie 😂
bro the mime at the end..boi gets lit in his spare time lol
+A Bcd 😭😭😭😭
Lauren Jesson I can't read you
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YA
shane
Lauren Jesson it is pronounced *meme*
I thought it said chiropractor... I literally clicked on this video because I thought he was going to make a chiropractor figure out his biggest secret
Bailey Brianne im dying 😂😂😂😂
Omg X'D
Bailey Brianne I literally choked reading this comment 😂
chiropractors are not even scientists wth.
i thought the same 😂
Mike:what they dont know is that i spent the last century planning my escape
LMAO at the mime who drinks and party’s for fun!! At the end
He would’ve totally won if he had like 5 more minutes
SHAY ‘ Thanks for spoiling it
SHAY ‘ stop spoiling
like they arent all rigged anyway
wait they're rigged?
Glitch Maker do you have proof?
His voice sounds smarter than my whole math skills
The Mimes face when he heard the secrete though
The mime's face when he told the secret lmao