"I Found a 1 Zettabyte Flashdrive" Creepypasta

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Komentáře • 3,6K

  • @CreepyPastaJr
    @CreepyPastaJr  Před 7 lety +1629

    HEY! Keep being amazing! ;)

    • @doddle160
      @doddle160 Před 7 lety +5

      CreepyPastaJr love your channel

    • @doddle160
      @doddle160 Před 7 lety +5

      CreepyPastaJr keep up the good work

    • @damianvampireknightfoxowl7476
      @damianvampireknightfoxowl7476 Před 7 lety +2

      CreepyPastaJr your amazing yourself best creepy pasta reader voice

    • @Hxmmer6
      @Hxmmer6 Před 7 lety +4

      CreepyPastaJr love your channel!

    • @phobetor660
      @phobetor660 Před 7 lety +3

      how big is a zettabyte like in terms of giggabytes and stuff, conversion if you may

  • @lightrialighshar557
    @lightrialighshar557 Před 7 lety +308

    One fucking zetabyte? Jesus Christ, that's a hell of a lot of space.

    • @ArgentoGaming
      @ArgentoGaming Před 7 lety +3

      I need that cuz my computers shit.

    • @sexyjura
      @sexyjura Před 7 lety

      weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      at least a good gaming pc

    • @thedrunkestonian9014
      @thedrunkestonian9014 Před 7 lety +5

      Maybe you can fit GTA 5 on it.

    • @kaynecore
      @kaynecore Před 7 lety

      TheDrunkEstonian you can fit 1000 copy’s if not more of GTA5

    • @glucky9046
      @glucky9046 Před 7 lety +6

      Would kill to get that shit. Would download every GMod mod in existence

  • @robo336
    @robo336 Před 7 lety +3830

    Look on the bright side, at least you now have a 1 zettabyte flashdrive.

    • @madscientistshusta
      @madscientistshusta Před 7 lety +279

      robo336 which makes you the richest person to ever exist u could trade it to bill gates for all his money and he could have microsoft reverse engineer it and sell it at best buy for 1 thousand buvks n make his money back the next day

    • @spaceyeen
      @spaceyeen Před 7 lety +38

      Ivan Lopez bill gates isn't dead tho?

    • @adrianmoon77
      @adrianmoon77 Před 7 lety +151

      Ivan Lopez Bill Gates is not dead, are you thinking of Steve Jobs? Lol

    • @binguschingus4071
      @binguschingus4071 Před 7 lety +46

      He's alive xd

    • @pikachutreeko10
      @pikachutreeko10 Před 7 lety +6

      NCS its alive

  • @fb5601
    @fb5601 Před 6 lety +1234

    Nah, someone bought a "1 zetabyte" flash drive on eBay and left it in the park after realising it actually only had 2gb

    • @PokeFan-yx7cs
      @PokeFan-yx7cs Před 6 lety +8

      Fran Bartoluci so true tho

    • @yoginc
      @yoginc Před 6 lety +18

      They bought it from a Chinese Website

    • @arandomguy1420
      @arandomguy1420 Před 6 lety +15

      Disclaimer: Flash drive was made in China, and does not have 1 zettabyte of storage

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom Před 6 lety +7

      They'd still not throw it out. Now if it turned out to be 2 megabytes.... now THAT would be som quality trollage on the part of the seller.

    • @mcblazar1061
      @mcblazar1061 Před 6 lety +7

      *buys a 512gb SSD off ebay gets a 16mb memory card from a ps2

  • @conbotstudios
    @conbotstudios Před 6 lety +814

    A one Zettabyte transfer via USB would take about 3.1 million days to complete. More than enough time to pull the flash drive out and save the world.

    • @thothunter4316
      @thothunter4316 Před 6 lety +10

      What about 100/gbs download speed?

    • @rawr6925
      @rawr6925 Před 6 lety +20

      Conbot Studios its a story we don’t need facts around here but nice math bucko

    • @erossenpai2884
      @erossenpai2884 Před 6 lety +29

      Talks about an advanced one Zettabyte drive like its your average dollar store drive.
      Talk about average file transfer speeds when its an Artificial Intelligence.

    • @shade0636
      @shade0636 Před 5 lety +23

      Eros Senpai I doubt this kid has a USB port that can transfer speeds faster than USB 3.0, the speed would be bottle necked by the port.

    • @futureshocked
      @futureshocked Před 5 lety +10

      "A one Zettabyte transfer via USB would take about 3.1 million days to complete"
      Not if he was phone.

  • @khorvuz2k
    @khorvuz2k Před 6 lety +2134

    *ONE ZETTABYTE FILLED WITH HENTAI!*

    • @kenankurtagic6905
      @kenankurtagic6905 Před 6 lety +21

      NixonPvP yass send me some doijins

    • @BigJay_
      @BigJay_ Před 6 lety +17

      Doujins weak af my guy. Its all about those gifs and vids

    • @mikee45
      @mikee45 Před 6 lety +23

      nah my man, it's all about the body pillows

    • @sen5031
      @sen5031 Před 6 lety +19

      I need hentai like rn

    • @CiscoTh3Ramen8372
      @CiscoTh3Ramen8372 Před 6 lety +11

      I need that

  • @derpyloz68theanimator25
    @derpyloz68theanimator25 Před 6 lety +1105

    *SUDDENLY*
    _nothing happened_

  • @ghost-hf5ur
    @ghost-hf5ur Před 7 lety +1841

    This is not a warning, this is an apology. My name is John and I basically destroyed the world lol sorry.

    • @kaaaallll
      @kaaaallll Před 7 lety +160

      Im just an average kid with 1 zettabyte upload speed internet. Nothing special.

    • @xehanort3623
      @xehanort3623 Před 7 lety +64

      Papa Palpatine Sorry I was eating a milky way

    • @Intoxicated77
      @Intoxicated77 Před 7 lety +14

      Xehanort 36 milky way did you say milky way. MILKY WAY AHAHAAHAHHAH MILKY WAY GIVE ME ALL YOUR MILKY WAYS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @abifuckingsexual8334
      @abifuckingsexual8334 Před 7 lety +3

      Papa Palpatine
      Oopsie XD

    • @veron2928
      @veron2928 Před 7 lety +4

      Someone with the same profile pic as me :D

  • @meltedcrayons5729
    @meltedcrayons5729 Před 5 lety +209

    "I never experienced trauma" "I'm missing out on a lot of things"
    *Tf you ain't missing out on anything consider yourself lucky*

  • @thedarkforce725
    @thedarkforce725 Před 5 lety +570

    Imagine a creepypasta where there was no monster or creepy situation.
    It would just be pasta

  • @gideongordon8770
    @gideongordon8770 Před 7 lety +390

    Has an extremely dangerous flash drive leaves it in the park

  • @DatsRandom
    @DatsRandom Před 7 lety +616

    Yeah turns out the AI dude is pretty chill. It wired me a couple of hundred and deleted all the viruses on the net. Also it created a new streaming/sharing website for free of use.

    • @DatsRandom
      @DatsRandom Před 7 lety +29

      Can't just go rich over night unless you want the government to eye you down.

    • @hydra7094
      @hydra7094 Před 7 lety +6

      why not just have the ai make it untraceable money

    • @DatsRandom
      @DatsRandom Před 7 lety +14

      It believes greed is the root of all evil and its sparing me of that. I said thanks for what I got and moved on with with I got.

    • @shiningmissingno.8788
      @shiningmissingno.8788 Před 7 lety +7

      DatsRandom that A.I. saved youtube

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster Před 7 lety +2

      Fair point

  • @qaaris4280
    @qaaris4280 Před 6 lety +703

    On a lighter note, a man was found with 13 zettabytes of porn in his home, stockpiling the videos with the reason of not wanting to pay for porn once net neutrality takes hold.

    • @robertcorbell1006
      @robertcorbell1006 Před 6 lety +96

      Not a bad idea. In fact, here's a better one: buy about 20 or 30 zettabytes of storage space on a custom-built hard-drive mounted into your computer and download all of the most random and deviant porn you can on it while deleting your history in the process. Straight porn, gay porn, bi porn, trans porn, furry porn, hentai, BDSM, feet, candles, clowns, clowns on motorcycles, etc. Also buy a solar-generator and some die-hard batteries for when the power goes out along with some jumper-cables. Then hold onto all this until the apocalypse. Doesn't matter how it goes down, zombies or economy or whatever, that's irrelevant. Just know you can charge supplies like food, guns, ammo, gas, protection, and other goodies in return for the last internet porn in existence. Also buy some boxes of classic Hustler and Playboy magazines, some Hoghunter and some Playgirl for the ladies (and the gay guys), yaoi for the ladies and the gay dudes (again), yuri for the guys (and some of the girls), some classic erotica paintings like you'd see in an Old West saloon, plus other physical stuff for your collection, too. Some vintage 16mm stag films from the 70's might help, also. Maybe make friends with some really good artists that aren't shy about drawing sexy stuff. Get your plans going for when it all goes down and you can become the next Hugh Hefner or Larry Flynt. Maybe even dip your fingers into the pimping pie while your at it once you've paid your dues as a pornographer awhile in the post-apocalyptic wasteland. :)

    • @sole5650
      @sole5650 Před 6 lety +6

      Robert Corbell you got that from a Meme

    • @qaaris4280
      @qaaris4280 Před 6 lety +18

      Actually, _I_ got it from a meme.
      He just went on a rant.

    • @robertcorbell1006
      @robertcorbell1006 Před 6 lety +22

      Actually, it was a 4chan idea that someone shared and I ran with. Mostly since it was a damn good idea. The guy who thought of it was a genius and deserves credit for thinking of something (I download just about all my favorite fap videos anyway after I'm done in case the internet craps out like any smart person does, this is just taking it to the next level).

    • @1985Cyrus
      @1985Cyrus Před 6 lety +7

      That man is a hero, not the one we want or need but a hero none the less.

  • @rentalitalian3337
    @rentalitalian3337 Před 6 lety +261

    That is a lot of "homework"

  • @DrHotelMario
    @DrHotelMario Před 7 lety +419

    So his ISP could handle a Zettabye upload online within minutes or even seconds?
    Seems legit.

    • @howiehuang2689
      @howiehuang2689 Před 7 lety +3

      DrHotelMario what dont u get its predownloaded

    • @DrHotelMario
      @DrHotelMario Před 7 lety +37

      Yeah but at the end it said "I am free" implying it left the drive and uploaded itself on the internet. There's no way it could have stored itself on his PC, so where did it go? It would take millennia to upload that kind of file online.

    • @leejames929
      @leejames929 Před 7 lety +10

      DrHotelMario must live in Romania

    • @abifuckingsexual8334
      @abifuckingsexual8334 Před 7 lety +9

      DrHotelMario
      Ikr and he even said it was an old, BARE MINIMUM computer

    • @idonotcarekek
      @idonotcarekek Před 7 lety +3

      Story is fake af

  • @Shazzkid
    @Shazzkid Před 6 lety +129

    Damn i need this kids Internet if he was able to upload a ZB of data in a few hours

    • @sxunken6801
      @sxunken6801 Před 4 lety +1

      Download*

    • @Shazzkid
      @Shazzkid Před 4 lety +7

      @@sxunken6801 no, he didn't download anything. The data from the drive was UPLOADED onto the Internet.

    • @sxunken6801
      @sxunken6801 Před 4 lety +1

      Shazzkid ohh yeah sorry I said that before watching the video he uploaded the hardrive on the pc sorry lol

    • @ReaIJackhammer
      @ReaIJackhammer Před 2 lety

      @@Shazzkid I posted it in another comment but in theory you could "upload" the ai but all you are doing is uploading the virus that allows it to access other computers and then use them also to access other computers until it has exponentially increasing storage size, computing power, and upload/download speed. Basically a virus that allows the ai to build itself on other computers in an open network. Once the ai is also store decentralized on other computers or server then it's doesn't have to actually upload a huge file size from one computer.

  • @davidminajj
    @davidminajj Před 7 lety +455

    That drive full of hentai... bet

  • @insanitized750
    @insanitized750 Před 6 lety +674

    1:27 "my love life is completely nonexistent."
    yep same

  • @rosemarysanderson2711
    @rosemarysanderson2711 Před 5 lety +40

    *Fun fact:* The human memory has 2.5 petabytes of storage.

    • @miguelcae4627
      @miguelcae4627 Před 5 lety +2

      Hmm so this probably has 1/7 of the human population's brains combined

    • @Frontier327
      @Frontier327 Před 5 lety +4

      @@miguelcae4627 no this has MORE, after tera is peta then after that is exabyte then after that is zetta

    • @skibur848
      @skibur848 Před 4 lety +1

      Ok so technically we could recreate a AI similar to the entire collective memory of everyone

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 Před 4 lety +2

      You can't count Human memory with bytes, because then Human memory would be infinity when represented by bytes, because bytes is a discrete measure of data, while Brains naturally run on continuous time and value signals, meaning that if you tried counting it with bytes, it would be infinity bytes. It's like asking how many sides a circle has

  • @iamlegend835
    @iamlegend835 Před 7 lety +286

    Not only does he have a fancy flashdrive. But the AI is now in debt to him.

    • @lornsumm3249
      @lornsumm3249 Před 7 lety +18

      Iamlegend835 He could ask that Ai for all the bitcoins on the web

    • @noneurbisness6521
      @noneurbisness6521 Před 7 lety +23

      On the bright side he could download the internet with a wifi that fast and that much storage.

  • @joesubel
    @joesubel Před 6 lety +1907

    That is alot of memes.

    • @spectrelex3051
      @spectrelex3051 Před 6 lety +66

      J J the biggest stolen meme scandal of all time.

    • @wibruh1641
      @wibruh1641 Před 6 lety +35

      loli hentai

    • @markbaker749
      @markbaker749 Před 6 lety +19

      Thank you, thank you, thank you. It memes a lot.

    • @helpfulapple3125
      @helpfulapple3125 Před 6 lety +4

      Spectre Lex When GD haters find that players watch creepy pastas:
      Huh,good stuff

    • @helpfulapple3125
      @helpfulapple3125 Před 6 lety +1

      RusTy That was a joke mouth breather
      Unless you made a joke....

  • @rayray117
    @rayray117 Před 5 lety +142

    *moves Hentai porn folder to the zettabyte flash drive
    Computer: Not enough storage space.

  • @Verk-
    @Verk- Před 6 lety +618

    that AI name is now called Siri

    • @k1ngrojas943
      @k1ngrojas943 Před 6 lety +2

      Verk SHIT

    • @toothrot_3456
      @toothrot_3456 Před 6 lety +1

      ah
      ah fuck

    • @OnettBoyXD
      @OnettBoyXD Před 6 lety +8

      Verk Siri is a shit AI assistant compared to Alexa and Google Assistant. Heck Google Assistant is in the works of imitation human speak and making their own phone calls, it's crazy.

    • @sammylane21
      @sammylane21 Před 6 lety +5

      Shh!!! Or Siri will hear you !!

    • @SylveyChan
      @SylveyChan Před 6 lety +1

      Verk bixby sir

  • @jordanspeidel8516
    @jordanspeidel8516 Před 6 lety +485

    He should download the Internet

    • @soup7917
      @soup7917 Před 5 lety +14

      You're going places kid

    • @retrogamesmadeeasy8058
      @retrogamesmadeeasy8058 Před 5 lety +18

      @Cuber 7535 Not if you only download the good stuff. Then it's prob only a few Terabytes.

    • @mmmonky4772
      @mmmonky4772 Před 5 lety +1

      No dipshit any amount of good stuff is well over 999.99 terabytes

    • @kyhrosgd
      @kyhrosgd Před 5 lety +1

      Ye eT Still. Enough. Space.

    • @squeguinquack2570
      @squeguinquack2570 Před 5 lety

      Jordan Speidel
      Or you mean just download everything from every porn site?

  • @QualityGamingStudios
    @QualityGamingStudios Před 5 lety +165

    >never even kissed a girl
    >my love life is nonexistent
    Me also

  • @bauzrickie564
    @bauzrickie564 Před 6 lety +360

    3:43 "browsing websites"
    YEA, RIGHT BUDDY! WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING

    • @assassinzer0x420
      @assassinzer0x420 Před 6 lety +16

      Browsing websites

    • @anderazerx1838
      @anderazerx1838 Před 6 lety +15

      Browsing websites

    • @wesalakbari5152
      @wesalakbari5152 Před 6 lety +15

      Browsing websites

    • @rainbowrainx3353
      @rainbowrainx3353 Před 6 lety +19

      No he was doing something else I can’t believe people are saying ‘browsing websites’ he was obviously on CZcams or studying because as he said he is quite a techsavy

    • @oceanman9529
      @oceanman9529 Před 6 lety +14

      just like download the entire internet, deeps included AI Says "what the fuck have you done to me, John, so many things i did not need to know," suicide.exe opens, less than a minute later, the u.s government detects one of its own missiles launching towards John's house.

  • @epictaffio1755
    @epictaffio1755 Před 7 lety +172

    "I found a 1 Zettabyte Flashdrive full of Furry Porn"
    Scary shit.

    • @kaaaallll
      @kaaaallll Před 7 lety +1

      I was thinking of the exact same thing XD

    • @GloriousZote
      @GloriousZote Před 7 lety +5

      can... can I have it?

    • @veryfastnut2161
      @veryfastnut2161 Před 7 lety

      tigurius555 no

    • @BratFyre
      @BratFyre Před 7 lety +1

      Can I have a copy?

    • @TheCompleteMental
      @TheCompleteMental Před 7 lety

      You sir are a heretic! *Blasts someones head off and takes the drive, now becoming a heretic*

  • @MrTiny007
    @MrTiny007 Před 6 lety +14

    "My name is JOHN CONNOR.
    And this is the JUDGEMENT DAY."
    (Drum beat starts in the background)

  • @goteem1738
    @goteem1738 Před 7 lety +780

    *SUDDENLY* nothing happened................

  • @gevvy6
    @gevvy6 Před 6 lety +235

    "I found a one zettabyte flash drive filled with Sonic porn"

    • @Aviancorporation
      @Aviancorporation Před 6 lety +3

      HoashiesToashies okay sammyclassicsonicfan. 9.9

    • @tomryan6965
      @tomryan6965 Před 6 lety +10

      when you hear your parents coming
      *_GOTTA GO FAST_*

    • @muskrat1
      @muskrat1 Před 6 lety +4

      When watching Hentai and parents get back in 3 minutes.
      *GOTTA GO FAST*

    • @diamondtron01
      @diamondtron01 Před 6 lety

      HoashiesToashies Oh you found my nephew's drive. He lost it a while back.

    • @mr.c8730
      @mr.c8730 Před 6 lety

      What kind of life are you living

  • @xplantera
    @xplantera Před 6 lety +73

    Thank you for finding my lost flashdrive of cursed images!

  • @cloudthelemon756
    @cloudthelemon756 Před 7 lety +572

    I got a dogbite worth of rabies-

  • @Nick-vh2pe
    @Nick-vh2pe Před 6 lety +86

    If you listen closely to a ginger ale can while it's completely quiet, you can hear the bubbles popping. This inst relevant, I just wanted people to know.

  • @mossymusa365
    @mossymusa365 Před 5 lety +29

    John: (plugs drive into computer)
    AI: It's free realestate

  • @apfavno.is13
    @apfavno.is13 Před 7 lety +48

    Wait something bad just happened... I deleted system 32!

    • @mrswan7745
      @mrswan7745 Před 7 lety +1

      Lol it is actually REALLY easy to code a virus that can delete sys32, my friend made one to prank people (it stores a copy on the flashdrive so its not permanently harmful.)

    • @vancollins6540
      @vancollins6540 Před 7 lety +1

      The hard part is getting the virus on someones pc to do the deed without getting detected first.

    • @andrewtruscott5565
      @andrewtruscott5565 Před 7 lety

      Jaxon Duin what is sys 32

    • @je6566
      @je6566 Před 7 lety +1

      yeah, but it really depends on how hard they try to prevent it

    • @seth9671
      @seth9671 Před 7 lety

      Andrew Truscott its the part of windows that does anything with the system

  • @1.2.3.4..5
    @1.2.3.4..5 Před 7 lety +392

    This is going to be hillarious in a couple decades

    • @fakehandle666
      @fakehandle666 Před 6 lety +12

      1b tb on a tiny flash drive? Not in a couple decades bro

    • @divinity8900
      @divinity8900 Před 6 lety +1

      Ogere Sherk Yeah

    • @PostPatriot
      @PostPatriot Před 6 lety +1

      Ogere Sherk I must be in the future then.

    • @PostPatriot
      @PostPatriot Před 6 lety

      Ogere Sherk O wait, I am! Lol!

    • @hjalmarselberg5653
      @hjalmarselberg5653 Před 6 lety

      Sebas dont you think? 1tb already fits on a relativley small hard drive so 1tb on a flash drive will probably be avalable in less than a decade.

  • @alexappsapp1332
    @alexappsapp1332 Před 6 lety +84

    Never leaves the House.
    Finds a random Flash drive in the middle of a table that was defenitly not set there on purpose.
    Plugs it in and goes to sleep.
    Computer opened on it's own, Files starts opening, mouse moves on it's own, clicking with free will but writes it off as a *glitch*
    Starts playing Fortnite.

  • @keona1937
    @keona1937 Před 7 lety +53

    I don't know what the title means but it's on this channel so I'm watching it

  • @Clay-lu7qg
    @Clay-lu7qg Před 6 lety +109

    Can it run minesweeper tho?

  • @danachappell9783
    @danachappell9783 Před 5 lety +19

    1 zettabyte full of commercials of the Flex family of products
    NOW THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE!

  • @tesshorrorshow336
    @tesshorrorshow336 Před 7 lety +15

    "SUDDENLY...nothing happened."
    Fuck, I snorted out my coffee.

  • @senchoumimikyu
    @senchoumimikyu Před 7 lety +91

    "I inspected it looking for any marks of an owner" Do people usually label their flash drives? Am I the weird one here for not doing that?

    • @shrub9677
      @shrub9677 Před 7 lety +6

      some people put masking tape and their name or initials on flash drives or just find some other way to mark them if they think they might loose the flash drive

    • @similin4330
      @similin4330 Před 6 lety +3

      No one has the same one as me tho mine is a penguin no one else has one like that

    • @officialJoCa
      @officialJoCa Před 6 lety

      I label my furniture so I don't forget what it is.

    • @malconlima6021
      @malconlima6021 Před 6 lety

      Meowmers McBiscuit most people do that just Incase só no you are not strange for that

    • @Shadowstar1311
      @Shadowstar1311 Před 7 měsíci

      No you usually just label it "Mario emulator" or "family photos" or whatever.

  • @DilltheLegend
    @DilltheLegend Před 6 lety +61

    wipe the flashdrive and go sell it

    • @natesoule745
      @natesoule745 Před 5 lety +1

      SCAVENGER

    • @JCHVZV
      @JCHVZV Před 5 lety

      That gonna take a long time

    • @holymoly7118
      @holymoly7118 Před 5 lety

      Something like that would be invaluable plus you couldn't even get a propper appraisal on it

  • @maelcruz4745
    @maelcruz4745 Před 6 lety +153

    "SUDDENLY...nothing happened" 😂😂😂

    • @Dewfromthemtn
      @Dewfromthemtn Před 6 lety +5

      I was looking at the comments while watching as soon as i read what you said he said it too

  • @braydude104
    @braydude104 Před 7 lety +50

    Cool. I found a used condom on the corner of my street. Much cooler.

    • @kaaaallll
      @kaaaallll Před 7 lety +6

      I found an XXXXXXXL condom
      Written and directed by Micheal Bay

  • @setab1974
    @setab1974 Před 5 lety +47

    One zettabyte of *HOMEWORK*

  • @lezboy5385
    @lezboy5385 Před 6 lety +172

    1 zettabyte in 100 years will be like 1 kb for us right now

    • @oceanman9529
      @oceanman9529 Před 6 lety +5

      not physically possible, 1 zetabyte is less than the entire universe

    • @GFCOLCQuote
      @GFCOLCQuote Před 6 lety +25

      I don't get it. "It's not possible, it's less than the universe" isn't really an argument. Unless there's something I'm missing.

    • @lezboy5385
      @lezboy5385 Před 6 lety +16

      Quote I didn't get it too.

    • @smoothred9453
      @smoothred9453 Před 6 lety +2

      err i dont think so, unless you predict that we will have hyper realistic fully fuctioning universal simulations accurate down to the atom in 100 years.

    • @GFCOLCQuote
      @GFCOLCQuote Před 6 lety +4

      If we're going by Moores law then the power of technology doubles every 18 months. I think it's starting to fall apart as we're plateauing, but it's still a possibility if we continue at that rate.

  • @thegamingassassin5811
    @thegamingassassin5811 Před 6 lety +128

    28days later theme on piano was so on point

  • @leosypher9993
    @leosypher9993 Před 6 lety +100

    That flash drive contained the AI for the CZcams algerhthum

  • @indyclarke9429
    @indyclarke9429 Před 7 lety +34

    Unrealistic. Any nerd like that would not plug anything unknown into their nice ass computers

    • @charliem4335
      @charliem4335 Před 6 lety

      you can easily plug it in and have a virtual machine running and easily be fine lol

    • @SuzieB23
      @SuzieB23 Před 6 lety +2

      Untrue. I assembled my own computer and I would indeed plug that drive in, but I would disconnect my storage hard drives. This computer is my actual human son, but the OS is meaningless, and I can reinstall.

  • @tytanwhite2576
    @tytanwhite2576 Před 6 lety +567

    *My name is thomas and im a tank engine*

  • @eternalreality3260
    @eternalreality3260 Před 6 lety +18

    Later, the AI released from the drive took control of an experimental android locked away at Fort Knox and became Mark Zuckerberg.

  • @JBMSTRIKER71
    @JBMSTRIKER71 Před 6 lety +71

    My name is John John Connor and now the chip from cyberdyne systems now activated skynet.

    • @parkersullivan2234
      @parkersullivan2234 Před 6 lety +7

      JBMSTRIKER71 my name is joohn jacob jingle hymer schmit and im addicted to making squirrels eat laundry sauce on tuesdays.

    • @fckgooogle1000x
      @fckgooogle1000x Před 5 lety

      Lol

    • @shadowhunter1018
      @shadowhunter1018 Před 5 lety +1

      Ahhh I was looking for a comment that said John connor

  • @pekocide1357
    @pekocide1357 Před 6 lety +611

    Zettabyte -> Yottabyte -> *YEET* abyte

  • @Bluezerg
    @Bluezerg Před 6 lety +29

    I would give anything for a one zettabyte hard drive.

    • @2ndYHWH
      @2ndYHWH Před 5 lety

      Why?

    • @shep7544
      @shep7544 Před 5 lety +7

      Rick a zettabyte is 1 billion terabytes. The largest drive on the market currently is 12 terabytes. Do you know how much shit you can store in there?

    • @natesoule745
      @natesoule745 Před 5 lety

      Yeah....

    • @deadboy1255
      @deadboy1255 Před 5 lety +1

      @@natesoule745 now imagine a Zettabyte of Ram

    • @bluecomet1109
      @bluecomet1109 Před 5 lety +1

      No you wouldn't

  • @craftyape5423
    @craftyape5423 Před 7 lety +22

    "I have a couple of friends but they only interact with me during lunch break at school"
    - lunch lady crew checking in xxx

  • @mr.applejuice8546
    @mr.applejuice8546 Před 6 lety +258

    But can that flash drive run crisis

    • @cameronberhow8596
      @cameronberhow8596 Před 6 lety +6

      jose acivedo Glad someone said this

    • @minecraft9260
      @minecraft9260 Před 6 lety +7

      Really? This joke only applies to computers

    • @mr.applejuice8546
      @mr.applejuice8546 Před 6 lety +7

      shadowstalker75 no this joke is usually used for basically any technology just look at th3 jokes the switch got when it released for example

    • @minecraft9260
      @minecraft9260 Před 6 lety +1

      jose acivedo oh I get it now then 😂

    • @minecraft9260
      @minecraft9260 Před 6 lety +1

      The switch is technically a computer running an operating system though, just so you know

  • @Gilogg
    @Gilogg Před 6 lety +9

    And that's how Bonzi Buddy was created.

  • @benjaminbrady2385
    @benjaminbrady2385 Před 7 lety +24

    1 zettabyte upload speed for a few hours? When the internet isn't even an exabyte?
    Fuck, what are you smoking? I NEED that shit!

    • @Kn1feShift
      @Kn1feShift Před 7 lety

      Benjamin Brady Not even a computer for NASA could handle that.

    • @je6566
      @je6566 Před 7 lety

      if that is internet speed I want it so bad, thats a life goal right there

    • @mr.bruhmoment4732
      @mr.bruhmoment4732 Před 7 lety

      Benjamin Brady Tf nigga the internet is 1,3 zettabytes

    • @seth9671
      @seth9671 Před 7 lety

      Benjamin Brady Most likely bought his own router and ran his ISP internet through that to increse the upload/download speed

  • @chopsoy736
    @chopsoy736 Před 7 lety +284

    Oh no he released the memes

    • @TheCompleteMental
      @TheCompleteMental Před 7 lety +10

      Full of memes and porn, and mods, and games, just everything ever on the internet

    • @mirandamason6874
      @mirandamason6874 Před 7 lety +13

      This is actually the origin story of the internet as we know it.

  • @MarylandDude9005
    @MarylandDude9005 Před 4 lety +2

    1:27 “My love life is completely nonexistent”
    *welcome to the singles club*

  • @andro6044
    @andro6044 Před 6 lety +188

    That is alot of porn.

  • @bigguy5195
    @bigguy5195 Před 7 lety +19

    "Suddenly.. nothing happened"

  • @blockboijayy577
    @blockboijayy577 Před 6 lety +65

    Omg "suddenly........ Nothing happened " 😂😂

    • @teknodisko
      @teknodisko Před 5 lety

      Was gonna write a comment about that line lol but you beat me to it.

  • @Bruh-ph4do
    @Bruh-ph4do Před 7 lety +37

    1 zetabyte? One year later go to friends house who i gave the 1 zetabyte to. Logs on computer. OMG MORE THAN A MILLION PORN FILES

  • @mileswhite3706
    @mileswhite3706 Před 7 lety +5

    "I have single-handedly destroyed the entire world."
    Some pretty strong words for someone who just found a flash drive, lol. No responsibility on the creators!

  • @MarkCommentates
    @MarkCommentates Před 6 lety +30

    JOKES ON YOU CAUSE I FOUND 1 YOTTA BYTE FLASHDRIVE LOL

  • @madcuh
    @madcuh Před 6 lety +15

    Narrator: SUDDENLY
    me: oh shit it’s about to go down
    Narrator: nothing happened
    Me: 😑

  • @killyourself5407
    @killyourself5407 Před 7 lety +73

    Soo.. 1 Zettabyte is necessity for technological sentience?

    • @zimmerman8733
      @zimmerman8733 Před 7 lety +11

      Well, probably not seeing as how humans only have around 2 petabytes in our brains and a zettabyte is 500,000 times larger than that

    • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
      @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 Před 7 lety +4

      chuckbrine d
      Wasn't it 2 exabytes therefore it's 500 times larger.

    • @zimmerman8733
      @zimmerman8733 Před 7 lety +1

      nah, I'm pretty sure it was petabytes

    • @bloodmoonangel8925
      @bloodmoonangel8925 Před 7 lety +2

      Damn, that could very well house Cortana.

    • @TheCompleteMental
      @TheCompleteMental Před 7 lety

      Well skynet wouldnt hold a fucking match to that giant 100mt fireball

  • @pilot5655
    @pilot5655 Před 3 lety +3

    “Three words that will haunt me for as long as i live”
    “Reddit takes control”

  • @crimson5290
    @crimson5290 Před 7 lety +190

    can it run mods tho?

  • @north4850
    @north4850 Před 6 lety +140

    And there was Ra9 was born

  • @arandomguy1420
    @arandomguy1420 Před 6 lety +14

    "What if the FBI were going to kick down the door"
    FBI OPEN UP

  • @mars8799
    @mars8799 Před 6 lety +38

    Look at the bright side now anime is real

  • @isnanesavant
    @isnanesavant Před 7 lety +38

    Wow! That started interesting and ended extremely stereotypically and disappointing!

    • @bloodmoonangel8925
      @bloodmoonangel8925 Před 7 lety +4

      Pretty much like every creepypasta ever.

    • @guyfarting430
      @guyfarting430 Před 7 lety +5

      Wonderful.
      Yeah, that's why I'm no longer scared by creepypasta. Whenever it ends ominously I simply put in "And they fucked and got super pregnant."

    • @ItsSupercat94
      @ItsSupercat94 Před 2 lety

      Bloodmoon angel nope there are some good ass ones

  • @entertainingthings7930
    @entertainingthings7930 Před 5 lety +17

    suddenly....*nothing happened*
    wtf😂😂

  • @anarchidae6892
    @anarchidae6892 Před 6 lety +11

    *SUDDENLY...* _Nothing happened._
    *Really dude?*

  • @Hysteria.
    @Hysteria. Před 6 lety +213

    1 zettabyte of dabbing Thanos from fortnite

  • @Aniisananime
    @Aniisananime Před 4 lety +2

    And then when I checked for the codename of the virus, my heart almost dropped knowing the truth...
    It was Kim Jong Un

  • @kaserie9415
    @kaserie9415 Před 7 lety +6

    A message popped up saying "It's just a prank bro" I started to cry as My door was knocked down it turned over to see fouseytube.

  • @lilcluch1634
    @lilcluch1634 Před 6 lety +182

    Geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance

    • @slaayerplaayer2654
      @slaayerplaayer2654 Před 6 lety +4

      Thanks Lilcluch 16 really needed that

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom Před 6 lety +1

      Geico can cost you 1000000000000000% or more on car insurance.... if you currently get a very good rate.

    • @Bonetrousle
      @Bonetrousle Před 5 lety +1

      Really? Imma sign up now

  • @msinformation91
    @msinformation91 Před 4 lety +2

    I love that he couldn't hear himself think because the word "IMPOSSIBLE!" was ringing out in his head! XD Just picturing that made me choke XD

  • @rishabhyadav3137
    @rishabhyadav3137 Před 7 lety +16

    Is it ultron?

  • @animacrackers9171
    @animacrackers9171 Před 7 lety +336

    *Insert generic porn joke here*

    • @MiniMo0
      @MiniMo0 Před 7 lety +4

      Toaster Drewdle beautiful 10/10 funniest thing ever

    • @harambesnoopdogg8715
      @harambesnoopdogg8715 Před 7 lety +21

      Toaster Drewdle A wank a day keeps the HIV away!

    • @therizzonator2862
      @therizzonator2862 Před 7 lety +3

      aaaaaalllllllllll of the worlds porn on a tiny hard drive... nice.

    • @gonzo2326
      @gonzo2326 Před 7 lety

      +Harambe SnoopDogg oof

    • @dionaliu497
      @dionaliu497 Před 7 lety +3

      is a zettabyte enough space for every pornographic video and picture ever uploaded to the internet

  • @cryptical6403
    @cryptical6403 Před 6 lety +35

    FBI OPEN UP!!!💥

  • @Kallista.
    @Kallista. Před 6 lety +37

    He should've taken out the ethernet cable

    • @dad4378
      @dad4378 Před 6 lety +1

      Kalista is trash...vayne is better

    • @lolmang5593
      @lolmang5593 Před 6 lety +1

      it was too late hes a slow reader

  • @abhishekghosh2686
    @abhishekghosh2686 Před 5 lety +9

    So besicaly he just released the A.I into the world 😏😏 great job kid you just made the list of skynet🤣 soon a t-800 will knock into your door🤣

  • @theultijim
    @theultijim Před 7 lety +11

    The comments percentage
    %99.9999999 jokes about filling the drive with porn.
    %00.0000001 Original comments

  • @deadchannel201
    @deadchannel201 Před 6 lety +60

    FBI OPEN UP!!

  • @bearwitty9690
    @bearwitty9690 Před 5 lety +4

    If your computer starts acting weird up, gets a virus or gets hacked..
    ..just push the ESC button!
    Works 50% of the time, every time.

  • @SarcasticDragonGaming
    @SarcasticDragonGaming Před 7 lety +16

    Well I was about to go get food then I saw the title and I was immediately interested because I'm the dumbest nerd you'll ever meet.

  • @mrlefthand2348
    @mrlefthand2348 Před 7 lety +73

    How much is a zetta byte?... Well I know it's a lot but...how much? (edit) for all you people from the future; my question has been answers. So I don't need anymore answers

    • @tylersharkey4727
      @tylersharkey4727 Před 7 lety +11

      Mr Left Hand it's 1 billion tb which is like 1000 gigabyte so pretty big

    • @spongebobsquarepants1810
      @spongebobsquarepants1810 Před 7 lety +27

      One terabyte is 1000 gigabytes and one zettabyte is 1000000000 terabytes

    • @ribunny123
      @ribunny123 Před 7 lety +16

      Basically, one person could never fill a zettabyte in their lifetime , unless they had some automated program that downloaded thousands of things to it every day

    • @madscientistshusta
      @madscientistshusta Před 7 lety +10

      Mr Left Hand you could easily fit the entire internet on it as one loclized sever.
      Its a theorised amount meaning no man has ever come close to making somyhing that big.
      It would take a averge persons room full of flash drives to fit a human brain on it n that would cost u more money than is in circulation, thats only a few petabytes there is 1024 petabytes in a zetabyte.
      Thats 1024x more money than whats in circulation.

    • @mrlefthand2348
      @mrlefthand2348 Před 7 lety +11

      So what your saying is that if I had 1ziggabyte I could download the entire internet of 2k17 and I would never have to pay my internet bill again?

  • @Rooiku
    @Rooiku Před 6 lety +1

    "suddenly ... nothing happened" LMAO this is the best line I have ever heard.

  • @imtheHoriZ0N
    @imtheHoriZ0N Před 7 lety +45

    As someone who understands computers this story was sorta like cringe-porn.

    • @TechnologicNick
      @TechnologicNick Před 6 lety +1

      This is actually doable.
      A simple arduino can mask itself as a keyboard and open files and closing them.
      It can also act as a storage device. The size can be fake aswell. (look at those 1TB flash drives on ebay)
      The AI stuff is just made up.

    • @wefbo570
      @wefbo570 Před 6 lety +1

      r/iamverysmart

    • @TechnologicNick
      @TechnologicNick Před 6 lety

      Jim /watch?v=x5Sb30PEV_g

    • @AlexMyers69
      @AlexMyers69 Před 6 lety +1

      Imagine an ISP reacting to someone trying to upload a zetabyte in the middle of the night. Assuming the ISP didn't shut off your internet, that shit would take years

    • @TechnologicNick
      @TechnologicNick Před 6 lety

      According to my calcuations with a gigabit connection it would take 253505 years.

  • @hayleyscomet3447
    @hayleyscomet3447 Před 7 lety +51

    Can you even get one zettabyte on anything? Without paying like $1000s?

    • @mrswan7745
      @mrswan7745 Před 7 lety +23

      there ARENT any zettabyte drives in existence lol. I read somewhere that a zettabyte of space would fit on like 1,000 datacenters that take up entire city blocks. Like we'd have to have a building half the size of manhattan to fit that much space

    • @hydra7094
      @hydra7094 Před 7 lety +15

      you could fit the entire internet on it and still have space

    • @shiningmissingno.8788
      @shiningmissingno.8788 Před 7 lety +14

      Jaxon Duin not even close, in fact within 100 years at max, 1 zettsbyte will likely fit inside a cellphone quite easily

    • @laurentforrent777
      @laurentforrent777 Před 7 lety

      G̷̢̧͡l̨̕í̵̧̨t̷̴c̷̸̡̛h̢̕ 🤔idk man maybe

    • @llawlietryuzaki310
      @llawlietryuzaki310 Před 7 lety

      Hydra no absolutely not far far from the internet has way more

  • @thegrimrhino9871
    @thegrimrhino9871 Před 5 lety +2

    I just love how he says
    Suddenly nothing happened

  • @Kyora473
    @Kyora473 Před 7 lety +13

    "My name is John, and this is not a warning, it's a predictable, terribly written story like 99.999% of all creepypastas are."

  • @aaronhanak
    @aaronhanak Před 7 lety +167

    What did he let out that could destroy the world?

  • @prec1sion548
    @prec1sion548 Před 5 lety +3

    A PC dosent have enough storage to be able to recognize 1 Zettabyte of data,
    youd need multiple houndereds of terrabytes to be able to index amount of data

  • @calsepher
    @calsepher Před 7 lety +63

    Snake?? Snake!?....... SSSNAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!